Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Well, I've had a shower and put on some fresh
Speaker 2: threads and got out of bed. Here I am back, Jack.
Speaker 3: You're Backswany. We missed you. The last couple of days.
Speaker 2: I've been resting. I've been resting like a medieval lady,
Speaker 2: lounging on a bed. You know, I just had no
Speaker 2: energy and it just didn't feel great.
Speaker 3: You know, You've got to take time for yourself sometimes and.
Speaker 2: Look to be honest. I really could have had today off.
Speaker 2: But I am back for one reason and one reason only.
Speaker 2: I need to talk to you about holding space for
Speaker 2: the lyrics of defying gravity. Are you across this viral
Speaker 2: trend nod? I cannot wait to take you through it.
Speaker 2: I'll do a full deep dive in a sec. But
Speaker 2: you're going to love this.
Speaker 3: Am I? Actually?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay? Because usually it's me bringing you across the viral trends.
Speaker 2: I know, but I've been laying in my bed doing nothing.
Speaker 3: Just scrolling full doom scrolling. Did you start to get
Speaker 3: a bit of depression?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Good? After three o'clock in Chrissy's Queisy, there is a
Speaker 3: Frank Green holiday pack to be one. It's got some
Speaker 3: epic stuff in there. For the first time this year,
Speaker 3: we're bringing back Who Am I? There is five hundred
Speaker 3: dollars cash to be one that's just before three but
Speaker 3: next Misstic Chrissy thirteen twenty four Tan if you would
Speaker 3: like your mind read and you will win two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars cash the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Ah, Troy my friend who doesn't know that we're friends yet.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to tell him when you meet that
Speaker 3: you didn't go to his concert but I did, and
Speaker 3: then he won't be your friend.
Speaker 2: Yes he will. He will love me more because I'm
Speaker 2: not a star, you know? Person?
Speaker 3: Are you trying to call me a start?
Speaker 2: You're stick to the Christy Swan Show and I'm in
Speaker 2: the mood for this.
Speaker 3: You Speke Savers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 1: Should have gone to Speke Savers, Christian.
Speaker 2: I really hope Troy Sevan did not hear us then
Speaker 2: to grown adults fighting? Which one he's going to like more?
Speaker 3: Well, he didn't invite me to the after party that
Speaker 3: they hosted, so I think it'll be you no offended?
Speaker 2: Hello Lauren, Hello Christy. Hmmm you're deep in Christmas vibes, Lauren.
Speaker 2: You don't know how you're going to afford it this year.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, truly correct.
Speaker 2: You also like Halloween, but you sort of have to
Speaker 2: choose between the two this year, if you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 5: Funds don't go that far for Halloween unfortunately.
Speaker 6: Ah, they died.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a white sheet cut some holes in
Speaker 3: the eyes, and Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 5: I do that one.
Speaker 2: Lean protein?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not lately.
Speaker 2: No, not me, someone around someone around you, Yes, sushi
Speaker 2: is the ultimate lean protein.
Speaker 3: Wait where did sushi come from?
Speaker 2: She just said to sushi count. Oh there's someone around
Speaker 2: you though that is obsessed with lean protein.
Speaker 5: Ah no, no, not really.
Speaker 2: No, it might be news. Sadly, it might be a
Speaker 2: news resolution happening for somebody. I can see. God, no,
Speaker 2: I can see it at your place, Lauren. I can
Speaker 2: see containers and containers of meal prepping. I believe it's
Speaker 2: called is.
Speaker 5: That muffins muffin? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a scandal in your family background, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Oh, you can tell me more.
Speaker 2: Someone isn't who you think they are.
Speaker 4: I wish I can know more.
Speaker 5: I need to know more.
Speaker 2: We'll get onto ancestry dot com. That'll give you all
Speaker 2: the answer unless you have killed someone, and then don't
Speaker 2: do that because then the cops can get you by
Speaker 2: your DA.
Speaker 6: Radio.
Speaker 3: Wait till you're saying you've killed someone. That's what I heard.
Speaker 2: You're very weary and you need to get your iron checked.
Speaker 2: There's the low iron problem around you, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that could be me.
Speaker 2: Direct. You have a wistful expression on your face, not
Speaker 2: unlike a cocker spaniel. Probably there's something in your house
Speaker 2: that's brown and you wish that it was not brown.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, yes, my lounge.
Speaker 3: Oh you got lounges.
Speaker 4: Yes, brown leather and I hate them, oh god.
Speaker 2: And there's nothing you can do with brown leather.
Speaker 4: True, and I'm stuck with them for years.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, chuck them on, Chuck them on Facebook marketplace
Speaker 3: and upgrade.
Speaker 5: Was yeah, yeah maybe do you like that?
Speaker 2: Do you like the shape? Yes?
Speaker 5: In the comfy?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, instead of putting them on Facebook Marketplace, go
Speaker 2: on air Tasker and write rearpolster required, and then you
Speaker 2: can pick beautiful upholstery and get them done. Now there's
Speaker 2: an idea cheaper than a cap Yeah.
Speaker 3: Christmas, all right, one last year.
Speaker 2: I can see the term's well off, and that means
Speaker 2: you've either got a second story or a fridge with
Speaker 2: an ice machine in it loaded.
Speaker 3: Hey, Lauren, we're gonna add to that wealth of yours
Speaker 3: because you have just won two hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 3: cash and a VIP Specsavers voucher.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Guys, Go get an infusion, Lauren, go get an infusion.
Speaker 3: Next, we're gonna talk about this holding space for wickedly Oh.
Speaker 2: God, I can't waste. The Chrissy is one show at
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Speaker 3: Head online or in store to shop down at Price
Speaker 3: Ligne the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Now, as you know, I've had a couple of days off.
Speaker 3: Yes, you've not been well, very unlike me.
Speaker 2: You've worked with me, you know, every day for how
Speaker 2: long now, I nine years? How many sick days have
Speaker 2: I had?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Maybe four?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had two in a row, and frankly I'm
Speaker 2: not well enough to be back at work. But we
Speaker 2: needed to talk about something and this is the reason
Speaker 2: that I'm here. Okay, we need the whole time I
Speaker 2: was sick, I was watching these this story unfold, and
Speaker 2: I'm speaking specifically about holding space for the lyrics of
Speaker 2: defying gravity. I have never wanted to talk to you
Speaker 2: more about something in my life. Are you across this
Speaker 2: viral moment? I'm not, And I was.
Speaker 3: Really busy over the last week, but usually I'm across everything,
Speaker 3: So I'm surprised.
Speaker 2: You know, we've been so excited about Wicked and we
Speaker 2: are mad for it, but very very rapidly, Arianna Grande
Speaker 2: and Cynthia and Cynthia, Arianna and Cynthia are becoming insufferable.
Speaker 7: Insufferable because if I see them make crapping on in
Speaker 7: that earnest style for one more second about a film
Speaker 7: that they start in and did not write or create,
Speaker 7: I'm going to cut a bitch.
Speaker 3: I will cut a bitch with you, right, you what
Speaker 3: I want to say to them? Gales? People have been
Speaker 3: doing this on Broadway for years, four years? Do you
Speaker 3: see them sooking it up with smallsy No, you don't exactly,
Speaker 3: So give your form in an interview and on your go.
Speaker 2: And haven't they been giving the interviews. They've been good
Speaker 2: in that way. So many interviews, and I draw your
Speaker 2: attention to one but with Tracy Cuff, but I think
Speaker 2: her name is it doesn't matter, Trace, Trace, an American
Speaker 2: woman who I believe did not come fully prepared to
Speaker 2: the interview. And you know what this is like. You
Speaker 2: sort of find yourself in the interview and you haven't
Speaker 2: done it very much much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you feel like a panic attack's coming.
Speaker 2: On, and then something just comes out of your mouth. Okay,
Speaker 2: keep that in mind when you hear the absolute schmaltz
Speaker 2: that occurs after this.
Speaker 8: This week, people are taking the lyrics of defining gravity
Speaker 8: and really holding space with that and feeling power in that.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that that was happening.
Speaker 8: I've seen it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's really powerful. That's why I wanted. I don't
Speaker 6: know that was happening.
Speaker 2: Can we just play it again? Okay, just play play
Speaker 2: the viral line again.
Speaker 3: That's what I wanted.
Speaker 8: This week, people are taking the lyrics of defining gravity
Speaker 8: and really holding space with that and feeling power in that.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that that was happening.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 2: I've seen it.
Speaker 6: Really powerful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's why I wanted. That's what she wanted.
Speaker 6: I don't know that was happening.
Speaker 2: So it is so funny the idea that people are
Speaker 2: holding space for the lyrics of defining gravity.
Speaker 3: But can you explain to me, am I missing something?
Speaker 3: What does that actually mean?
Speaker 2: So what that actually means? It's corny speak for they
Speaker 2: are really listening to the lyrics I'm defining gravity blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. They're identifying with it, and they're just letting
Speaker 2: those lyrics sit with them long enough to really affect
Speaker 2: change in their own lives.
Speaker 3: I mean, they are redefining the word cringe on this
Speaker 3: press trail, like what is happening to people?
Speaker 2: But what I love about this is that the sense
Speaker 2: of humor is absolutely universal because everybody is using this
Speaker 2: on the bottom of their business emails. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: can't get back to you right now. I'm holding space
Speaker 2: for the lyrics of defining gravity. Bratt has been you know,
Speaker 2: that's all been redesigned with those words. I mean, the
Speaker 2: options are endless. How you can Yeah, and I just
Speaker 2: think we just use it now in everyday please language. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's start while while we are slamming these two. Can
Speaker 2: we please also enjoy a piece of cheesy audio.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is my favorite. Wait is it the one
Speaker 3: that where we both love?
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 3: The interviewer in this case, her name was Darcy Edkins.
Speaker 3: It was the first time she'd done a junket interview,
Speaker 3: and she told the women, so, a.
Speaker 2: Junket interview, in case you don't know, it's where the
Speaker 2: stars sort of stay in one spot. It's like getting
Speaker 2: a photo with Santa. They stay in one spot and
Speaker 2: the interviewer moves in and out.
Speaker 3: In and out. And this woman at the end, at
Speaker 3: the end of the interview says, this is the first
Speaker 3: time I've done one of these junket interviews, which was
Speaker 3: really lovely. But listen to their response.
Speaker 6: The later today were such a will, such light into
Speaker 6: the room.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: We're appreciate today. We knew we needed to come in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we needed you to come in.
Speaker 2: That's how I greet you every time I see you
Speaker 2: before work.
Speaker 3: We needed you to come in. I do love Cynthia
Speaker 3: and Arianna.
Speaker 2: I've got to say that, but play this song. I'm
Speaker 2: busy holding space for the lyrics of defining.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Next we are bringing back
Speaker 3: who Am I? With five hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Isn't it that for a while?
Speaker 3: A bit of pink case? She's done herself in after
Speaker 3: all of her touring. What do you mean she's like
Speaker 3: ruined both of her knees. She's pulled her a hammy
Speaker 3: or something she had. She wasn't able to reschedule shows
Speaker 3: that she needed to.
Speaker 2: Are you going to send her some?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dear Alicia, I hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 2: She ad to do the Grizzy Show and nover, let's do.
Speaker 1: This, Chrissy Swans am I?
Speaker 2: I'm excited about this because I love this game.
Speaker 3: I know, Swanya. It's the first time we've played it
Speaker 3: in twenty twenty four, and you know.
Speaker 2: I have happy memories of who Am I? The first
Speaker 2: time I would have played it would have been seven,
Speaker 2: six or seven years old. There was a television show
Speaker 2: called Sale the Century hosted by Tony Barber. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: used to do a round of who Am I? Great
Speaker 2: game and I never knew the answers and my dad
Speaker 2: always did, and I was like, you.
Speaker 6: Are so smart.
Speaker 3: The major would have smashed it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I loved Salath Century. Hello Sam, Hello Chrissy, are
Speaker 2: you old enough to remember Sale of the Century?
Speaker 9: I am?
Speaker 4: I love Sale of the Century?
Speaker 2: Tiny barber, tiny barber, and the full carpeted seton. If
Speaker 2: you've got it right, you got to pick a famous face.
Speaker 2: Love it all right, Let's see if we can we
Speaker 2: can get you some cash. Sam. We've got five clues
Speaker 2: here about a particular celebrity, one of our favorites. And
Speaker 2: I've also got five hundred bucks cash here to give
Speaker 2: away to you. Each incorrect answer you make, I'm going
Speaker 2: to snatch away one hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I'll try hard.
Speaker 2: You got five seconds after I read out every clue
Speaker 2: to guess. Let's go questions. Clue number one.
Speaker 3: This is tricky, No, okay, this is where Sam. Just
Speaker 3: stay on the line for me. You are to read
Speaker 3: these clues word for word. Otherwise the game just ends
Speaker 3: within the first clue. Okay, So Swanny, pretend you are
Speaker 3: on TV reading an auto queue and just read the sheet. Baby.
Speaker 3: And she's not even looking at me, Sam, she's reading.
Speaker 3: She's looking at Okay, thank you, Sam wants to win
Speaker 3: some Cashlue.
Speaker 2: Number one, Ye, this popular singer was born in Johannesburg
Speaker 2: in South Africa.
Speaker 5: So do I have to repeat that back to you?
Speaker 3: No, you've got a guest.
Speaker 2: I guess who it is?
Speaker 4: Okay, Sorry, I've had a beer. Oh Johanna's food.
Speaker 5: Where's joh Hannah's food?
Speaker 2: I said it's in South Ambrica?
Speaker 4: Oh tu, I've had a really bad week?
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too?
Speaker 5: Are you right?
Speaker 2: Do you understand? You understand it's only Wednesday? You kind
Speaker 2: of had to better.
Speaker 4: Way, I do understand, but you don't understand the week
Speaker 4: of anyway.
Speaker 3: Continue on, Alrighty, we're a clue number two. There's four
Speaker 3: hundred dollars cash up for grab, steel Sam. Now, so
Speaker 3: we know that we know that this person is a
Speaker 3: singer born in Johannesburg. Now, as soon as Christy gives
Speaker 3: you this next clue, try and guess who it is. Okay,
Speaker 3: Clue number two, swany for four hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 2: Have you designed this?
Speaker 3: Just read the clue otherwise I will just read the clue.
Speaker 2: I'm a singer, but I and I live in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: But I also have a fragrance and a homewhere brand
Speaker 2: and a really fancy house, and I was in the
Speaker 2: design five not Keith Urban Listen. I don't know if
Speaker 2: we're a lab, but I want to give Sam everything
Speaker 2: we've got.
Speaker 3: Clue number three for three hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 2: I just finished the Sweat Tour alongside my friend and
Speaker 2: Charlie xc X.
Speaker 4: Charlie XX finished the Sweat the Sweat Tour.
Speaker 3: They're on tour together.
Speaker 2: This the Sweat Tour. Is he dark?
Speaker 5: Is he lovely and brown?
Speaker 3: It's not. He's very pale. All right, You're on the
Speaker 3: right track though. It's a dude, and he's a singer,
Speaker 3: and he's pale, all right. Question Clue number four for
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars cash.
Speaker 2: I sampled the bag Raiders on my recent hit Something
Speaker 2: got mistarted, and I don't think I can stab it. Oh, baby, baby,
Speaker 2: it's beautiful. He's so beautiful.
Speaker 4: But I forgot his name or sugar.
Speaker 3: Already went down to clue number five for one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars cash, Sam Chrissy.
Speaker 2: Feel the rush addicted? Do you listen?
Speaker 4: I Dan say his songs all the time. He's beautiful,
Speaker 4: he's skinny, and he's good looking, and.
Speaker 3: He his name is not Jack Charles. His name's choice
Speaker 3: of Vane say choice of Vane one hundred dollars cash
Speaker 3: for you, Sam.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: You don't know what it means to me today.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sam. I'm going to send you some other
Speaker 2: things whatever I can find around here.
Speaker 3: You're the Price Farmacy voucher too.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's go click.
Speaker 1: A Chrissy's Click.
Speaker 2: You know vand Pump Rules. The cast has become such
Speaker 2: a massive star stars they have, but it's easy to
Speaker 2: forget how they started. You had to remind me that
Speaker 2: they were just staff members at her restaurant.
Speaker 3: Literally, just want to be actors and actresses at sir.
Speaker 3: And then they were lucky enough to be working there
Speaker 3: when Lisa van der Pump put the cameras up, and
Speaker 3: then they became these massive stars. And if you don't
Speaker 3: watch vander Pump Rules, you would have heard of stand
Speaker 3: of Old Yes, and that comes from that show.
Speaker 2: Well that's where I made my entree into vander Punt Rules.
Speaker 2: But I mean, how do you feel about this? The
Speaker 2: entire cast has been scrapped. Everyone that you know and
Speaker 2: love gone, and she's going. Lisa vander Pump is the
Speaker 2: only remaining one. She's the Star shows and she's going
Speaker 2: back to the drawing board, going back to the kitchen
Speaker 2: and the way to start.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm sad because I loved the characters, but this
Speaker 3: needed to happen. Like the scandal Oal brought the show,
Speaker 3: There's nowhere else you could have gone with those characters.
Speaker 2: It came to an end, and they must be very
Speaker 2: happy with the way things went.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I think some of them would probably be
Speaker 3: sad at the idea of not being on a show anymore.
Speaker 3: But a few of them swanny and this is for
Speaker 3: proper fans. There's a spin off already from vander Park
Speaker 3: Cross Rules called The Valley, and that's already sort of
Speaker 3: been going for a season. A few of them, so
Speaker 3: La La, Sheena and Tom Schwartz, they're going to move
Speaker 3: on to the Valley.
Speaker 2: Every time Lala is referred to, I just see one
Speaker 2: of the Telly Tubbies La La. Yeah, yeah, one of
Speaker 2: the Telly Tubbies is Lala. I think what's the Telly
Speaker 2: Tubby doing there?
Speaker 3: And our favorite James Kennedy, who gave us this quote,
Speaker 3: poop poo head both of you. Can you believe that
Speaker 3: he said that a grown man out of reunion, he'll
Speaker 3: be no longer sad.
Speaker 2: So he's gone as the end the end of JA
Speaker 2: and he doesn't have enough of star power to turn
Speaker 2: into something else.
Speaker 3: No, I think he'll just keep being a DJ trying
Speaker 3: to be a DJ. But yeah, that's about it. Hayes Wannie.
Speaker 3: I'm hijacking this final clickbait story because in a sweeping
Speaker 3: statement segment not long ago, you said that there's nothing
Speaker 3: you hate more than a riddle. Oh I hate So
Speaker 3: when I came across this headline this.
Speaker 2: Morning, I was like, no, you know that I'm low energy.
Speaker 3: I'm saving it from you, and I'm going to deliver
Speaker 3: this to you. The headline is baffling, riddle leaves people stumped,
Speaker 3: but the solution is right in front of you. So
Speaker 3: I'm going to deliver the riddle to you and see
Speaker 3: whether you can get it. The riddle is, there's a
Speaker 3: woman in a boat on a lake wearing a coat.
Speaker 3: If you want to know her name, it's in the riddle.
Speaker 3: I just wrote again, there's a woman in a boat
Speaker 3: on a lake wearing a coat. If you want to
Speaker 3: know her name, it's in the riddle. I just wrote.
Speaker 2: I hate you and I hate this.
Speaker 3: Like the answer is so annoying. Do you want to
Speaker 3: have one guess or no? No. There's a woman in
Speaker 3: a boat on a lake time. If you want to
Speaker 3: know her name, it's in the riddle. I just wrote
Speaker 3: her name. The answer to the riddle is Teresa. If
Speaker 3: you look at the first two words of the riddle
Speaker 3: and push them together, you get the woman's name, Teresa,
Speaker 3: albeit pronounced differently to theirs are.
Speaker 2: Oh god, if I had some buttons and I could
Speaker 2: turn you off.
Speaker 1: Yes, is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Oh hey Swanny, good to have you back live with us.
Speaker 2: Yes, I am back. Had a couple of days off.
Speaker 3: Unwell, what did you do on the days off? Just
Speaker 3: bed rest?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've just mainly a held space for the
Speaker 2: lyrics of defying gravity.
Speaker 3: Don't We're not going to try and make that a
Speaker 3: thing so good? Should we enjoy it? Just really quickly?
Speaker 8: Yes, this week people are taking the lyrics of defying
Speaker 8: gravity and really holding space with that, Yeah, and feeling
Speaker 8: power in that.
Speaker 6: I didn't know that that was happening.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, that's really powerful. That's why I wanted. I
Speaker 6: don't know that was happening.
Speaker 2: See those conversations are why I can't ever go to
Speaker 2: like dinner parties or drinks or something, because if I
Speaker 2: find myself as the third person in that, I stay
Speaker 2: out loud. I've got to go.
Speaker 3: But that's like Connie, I have to go home. This
Speaker 3: is why I want you to go out more and
Speaker 3: people to see chaotic Crisy in those moments. But honestly,
Speaker 3: when does that press to her end? Sorry, when will
Speaker 3: that press to her end? Between Ariana and Cynthia.
Speaker 2: Oh like never, I've had enough?
Speaker 3: Now seriously, have We've got a massive hour? Next in
Speaker 3: Chrissy's quizzy. Stuffed inside the bum bag, not sure how
Speaker 3: we got inside the bum bag is a Frank Green
Speaker 3: holiday gift pack. Now, Swannie, you had to look at
Speaker 3: these last week. You've got a little exclusive because like.
Speaker 2: A lunch bag and a backpack.
Speaker 3: Seems more than just a drink bottle.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I could be really annoying and said, you like that,
Speaker 2: look up super Tramp on your streamers. Okay, you're listening
Speaker 2: to the Christy Swans.
Speaker 3: No idea what you mean.
Speaker 2: But sample you know, one of those annoying months like
Speaker 2: oh you like that too?
Speaker 3: A lot about this.
Speaker 2: Let's give away a Bombero.
Speaker 5: Drain Greens you holiday collection has just arrived this week
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Speaker 3: Crissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Well this is exciting because stuffed in the bum bag
Speaker 2: is more.
Speaker 3: Bags, more bags in the bum bags.
Speaker 2: My grain needs to call it. It's a bag of bags.
Speaker 2: It's a bag of bags. They're Frank Green. That is extraordinary.
Speaker 2: Guess what, Jack what I'm looking at an ancient document
Speaker 2: from Friday show of the Quizzy, which I'm not going
Speaker 2: to read.
Speaker 3: No, I think you should read today.
Speaker 2: I reckon Jay would be wonderful. And now I'm not
Speaker 2: throwing shade anyone. That is all my fault.
Speaker 3: Inside this Frank Green holiday gift pack is two drink bottles,
Speaker 3: a coffee cup, an iced coffee cup, stainless steel bowls,
Speaker 3: and a car cup holder.
Speaker 2: That is good?
Speaker 3: How good is that?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you? The car cup holders are great?
Speaker 2: They're really great because cvs don't fit in the in
Speaker 2: the car cups. You put the car cup holder in
Speaker 2: and bang, Bob's your uncle, you know, what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Katie Kate.
Speaker 5: Oh, I agree, I'm all about it.
Speaker 2: I'm all about it too. Hey, wouldn't this be nice?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be nice? What would you do to Julana
Speaker 2: to win the bum bag and the green holiday gift pack? Oh?
Speaker 5: Not a lot.
Speaker 9: I'm in the middle of a hot, hot flush, but
Speaker 9: I will definitely try to answer some questions.
Speaker 2: Oh the Katy Perry menopause. I hear you all right, Jelena,
Speaker 2: are you ready?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 9: I am.
Speaker 3: That was That was amazing. I love Katie's I love
Speaker 3: Kate's honesty. The Jelena, what are you in the middle
Speaker 3: of right now?
Speaker 9: I've just pulled over into a car wash. So I
Speaker 9: just picked the kids up from school and now I'm
Speaker 9: getting all hot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Are you taking the kids through the
Speaker 2: car wash? They love that.
Speaker 5: No, I just needed to stop concentrate.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's go. You know how it works
Speaker 2: your names of your buzzes. Best of five means first
Speaker 2: person to get through ounces to create. My kids very old.
Speaker 2: They still love going through.
Speaker 3: A car wash. I love going through the car wash.
Speaker 2: A disco one that's opened at the end of my street.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Does it play tunes? Okay? Oh, I need to go.
Speaker 2: It plays tunes and like flushing lights? Oh, like puff,
Speaker 2: it's amazing. Question number one higher cast from which American
Speaker 2: reality show? Yes, Jelayna correct, they've all been given the
Speaker 2: question number two. Cape York Peninsula is located where in Australia? Yes, Julna,
Speaker 2: Northern Territory. No, it is Queensland. I'll allow that.
Speaker 3: No, but you get you get one guess and then
Speaker 3: that's you're out.
Speaker 2: Well no, but Kate didn't come in and go Kate.
Speaker 3: No, but I'd already played the Red the buzzer. So unfortunately,
Speaker 3: it's currently one point to Julina and we're up to
Speaker 3: question number three. Let's go may give in you a
Speaker 3: hot flash.
Speaker 2: No, I am not. I am not going through those changes.
Speaker 2: I keep on getting tested to explain my terrible mood
Speaker 2: and Sames was when I was twenty one.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Question number three.
Speaker 2: Fourteen years ago today, Taylor Swift released this song as
Speaker 2: the third single from Red. What's a Call?
Speaker 4: Do You Chilna? Cape?
Speaker 2: Yes, Julena trouble, Yes, come on and you got a
Speaker 2: little bit of it? Is it gonna plan on?
Speaker 3: The Cold Hot.
Speaker 2: Treboo Shaboo. What a song.
Speaker 3: It's technically I knew you were trouble, but I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give it to you. Julana, we've got Jelena on two points,
Speaker 3: Kate is yet to score. How's your hot flash going? Kate?
Speaker 5: Still there?
Speaker 6: Present?
Speaker 3: But your present question number four?
Speaker 2: What does the G stand in?
Speaker 3: Wait, let's just get the full question then, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry in three G four G five GNA Yes, Jelena
Speaker 2: generation yes, Wow, Jelaina really impressed with that.
Speaker 3: That's hectic. Jolina, You've just won a Frank Green holiday
Speaker 3: gift pack valued at three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Kate, what you've got is just a you know, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna say something is to dried up old life. You know,
Speaker 2: lack yeah, lack of hormones. Get some barm or whatever.
Speaker 2: They give you a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: Cake asked the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I'm just reaching into my Bagra, you are what's in there?
Speaker 2: Never you mind you're listening to the Christyow. Now were
Speaker 2: you scouted to be a model?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I remember these stories were oh that's my back rap. Oh,
Speaker 2: someone wanted to reach.
Speaker 3: In my Bagra was Eminem These stories.
Speaker 2: Were legendary in the eighties and nineties when supermodels were
Speaker 2: kind of found because there was a time when there wasn't,
Speaker 2: you know, agencies or modeling wasn't a thing. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: all of the huge supermodels were scouted. They were found
Speaker 2: that concerts, restaurants, working like I think Anada Cole Smith
Speaker 2: was working at a supermarket so she can show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be so fun if I lived in
Speaker 3: that era and I was hot, I'd just like walk
Speaker 3: around New York all day strutton hoping to be scouted.
Speaker 2: Apparently they didn't know that they were hot because they
Speaker 2: invented hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, like.
Speaker 2: You know, they always I never understood all these supermodels going,
Speaker 2: oh I was so geeky and tall, and I was
Speaker 2: like a giraffe, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Boo, shut up, what a shame you look in there's mirrors, mate,
Speaker 3: you know you're hot.
Speaker 2: Anyway, all of them were found in very ordinary places.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten Were you ever asked to be
Speaker 2: a model at a restaurant or somewhere? Because on Reddit,
Speaker 2: this girl says I was asked to model while I
Speaker 2: was eating at a restaurant. My husband is upset about it.
Speaker 2: I was eating at a sports bar today. Oh, oh,
Speaker 2: hard pass.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of the sports bar.
Speaker 2: Oh no. In fact, if your restaurant has a television
Speaker 2: in it, I will dine anywhere else. I will dine
Speaker 2: from a skip.
Speaker 3: No, yep, what about Okay, I understand a sports bar,
Speaker 3: but what about like my second home, for example, the Erica,
Speaker 3: a beautiful pub here in Melbourne. They have TVs. But
Speaker 3: they're nice TVs. They're not overbearing like you don't. They
Speaker 3: don't take away from.
Speaker 2: The I don't like a television in an establishment.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're not a pub gal then.
Speaker 2: No, not really No, I find it deeply depressing.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I didn't know this about.
Speaker 2: And they've normally got like greyhound races on them, which
Speaker 2: is equally depressed.
Speaker 3: I mean, when the greyhounds come on, you know it's
Speaker 3: time to go home. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this girl, no judgment, was eating at a sports
Speaker 2: bar and one of the restaurant managers asked me to
Speaker 2: be in a photo shoot for social media. That's not
Speaker 2: really being scattered, is it. Anyway? They offered me and
Speaker 2: my husband a free meal and free drinks, and I
Speaker 2: said Okay, we wouldn't.
Speaker 3: You if you're trying to be a model.
Speaker 2: No, the husband was upset. What doesn't look good for
Speaker 2: me professionally, he says.
Speaker 3: If she's modeling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they took a photo of her holding two
Speaker 2: glasses of beer and then one of their servers holding
Speaker 2: me hold her in the air.
Speaker 3: What kind of scouting? What are they scouting for?
Speaker 2: Post was Christmas themed? So she's holding two beers in
Speaker 2: her hand, and then two of the servers from the
Speaker 2: pub are holding her over their shoulders. And he was
Speaker 2: dressed as Santa.
Speaker 3: Okay, so now we're not scouting for models here, we're
Speaker 3: scouting for like a sports bet campaign.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we're just scouting for Christmas steak and
Speaker 2: chip snut on a Friday night on one of those
Speaker 2: rolling things on the table.
Speaker 3: I was at the races about seven or eight years
Speaker 3: ago with a very good friend of mine who used
Speaker 3: to work here at Nover. I won't say her name,
Speaker 3: but you know who I'm talking about it, yes, And
Speaker 3: we were walking through and a woman came up to
Speaker 3: her and tried to scout her. She was gorgeous, still
Speaker 3: he's gorgeous, and she sort of had a little bit
Speaker 3: of small talk and a bit of banter, and she goes, anyway,
Speaker 3: I work for a plus sized model company called X
Speaker 3: y Z. We want to see if you'd like to
Speaker 3: come in into a shoot.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: And my friend was sort of taken aback because I
Speaker 3: I personally, because.
Speaker 2: The word plus size is demonized by everybody.
Speaker 3: But to put it in your pitch, maybe just say
Speaker 3: we want to scout you for a modeling campaign. To
Speaker 3: say it to her in front of people.
Speaker 2: That anything bigger than a size ten is plus size Jack,
Speaker 2: this is what it's like to be a woman.
Speaker 3: But I just think to do it in front of
Speaker 3: other people, just say, why don't just say modeling company? Oh?
Speaker 2: Is plus size a dirty word? Is it? No? But
Speaker 2: you can only say it in front of friends or privately.
Speaker 3: But this person was not Maybe I think she was
Speaker 3: a size ten.
Speaker 2: She's not a size ten?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you I was scouted stop restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so when I was fifteen young, I was out for
Speaker 2: dinner with my family and it was when plus size
Speaker 2: modeling had just become a thing. Okay, I would have
Speaker 2: been sixteen, okay, late eighties and a woman I can't
Speaker 2: remember her name approached me and said, you know, he's
Speaker 2: my car. Do you want to you know, do you
Speaker 2: want to do it? And I did do it when
Speaker 2: in my teen years, while my friends were, you know,
Speaker 2: busy flipping burgers at macas you were modeling, I was.
Speaker 2: I was looking over my glasses on a bike in
Speaker 2: the botanical gardens, making one hundred dollars an hour.
Speaker 3: I pic. I want to see those photos.
Speaker 2: They are so bad. Chrissy Swan show And have you
Speaker 2: ever been scouted at a restaurant? Or where are some
Speaker 2: other popular places people get scouted? Right? Clubs?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Or I feel like often at public events or
Speaker 3: at like corporate events because there's different people there.
Speaker 2: And people come up to you with a card and
Speaker 2: they say, hey, you never thought about modeling? And you go, oh,
Speaker 2: you're gonna take me away and kill me. I've watched
Speaker 2: way too many true crime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like Wendy Williams with the Killer. Oh it's
Speaker 3: the Killer. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Four ten. Have you ever been scouted? Hi, Michelle, Hey, Hey,
Speaker 2: what happened to your daughter?
Speaker 9: I was shopping as Annomen at Chadston and I get
Speaker 9: out of the city room and this woman is sitting
Speaker 9: there talking to her. I was standing there talking to her,
Speaker 9: and I thought it was going to be a scam,
Speaker 9: and she was telling me, I'm a model agent, scout,
Speaker 9: I'm really interesting your daughter coming in and doing some
Speaker 9: photos for us. And anyway, we end up following up
Speaker 9: and she got work out of it, like quite a
Speaker 9: bit of work.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great?
Speaker 3: That's awesome?
Speaker 9: With all of money too for a teenager.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the hourly rate was ridiculous. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: what did your daughter? What was the conversation like on
Speaker 2: the way home.
Speaker 9: I was just asking her if if she thought it
Speaker 9: was a scam, I really did, but if she wanted
Speaker 9: to do it, and she was pretty excited about it. Actually,
Speaker 9: it's kind of like every teenage girls dream, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because imagine how many like beers you've got a
Speaker 2: port to earn the same amount of money is.
Speaker 3: That I was earning like nine dollars twenty at subway
Speaker 3: or a general pants is a curee?
Speaker 2: How much is it per hour for a model? There'd
Speaker 2: be one hundred and fifty bucks, wouldn't it. No.
Speaker 9: I don't know about the hourly rate. It depends on
Speaker 9: the job. I think because she did some work where
Speaker 9: it was the day thing and it was like over
Speaker 9: a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Imagine that Priceline farmacy voucher for you. Michelle.
Speaker 4: Hi back, Oh hello, Hi?
Speaker 2: What happened to you? Where were you scouted?
Speaker 4: Okay, it wasn't to actually be a model. It was
Speaker 4: actually to be a door bitch or nightclub in town.
Speaker 4: This is going back in the It would have been
Speaker 4: late nineteen eighty, so it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2: So what does this say about your attitude?
Speaker 3: Back?
Speaker 9: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 4: No, I look back now, and you're oh god, we would.
Speaker 4: I would look at somebody if I didn't like his
Speaker 4: shirt or I didn't like her dress. I was terrible, like, no,
Speaker 4: you're not coming in, and I just think, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I will shut.
Speaker 2: A b that is Jack's job.
Speaker 4: No, I look back down and oh my god, I should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then beg Did people beg you, like, oh
Speaker 2: come on please?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes they will, but you just you just say
Speaker 4: stand in the line that you just wouldn't let them in,
Speaker 4: can you? Then eventually they.
Speaker 5: Would just leave.
Speaker 2: Can you remember the name of the night club?
Speaker 4: Oh god, it was on Burke Street. It was the
Speaker 4: top end. I can't remember the name of Melbourne. The Underground. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was in Melbourne. It was the Undergrounds on King
Speaker 4: Street and it was just around the corner. I was
Speaker 4: on Burke Street.
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 2: I can't I mean, I can't think I never left
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: Then pharmacy voucher for you back. That's fun though. Being
Speaker 3: scouted as a door bitch is fine.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you love that.
Speaker 3: I'm really good friends with like the club I go
Speaker 3: to Electric Jane who runs the door, I'm mate with her,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I like that coat tonight. It's given.
Speaker 3: You're not getting in. Let's finish with Jess. What you
Speaker 3: scouted to do.
Speaker 5: It's probably the most insulting modeling job you can do.
Speaker 5: But it was hand modeling.
Speaker 2: Where did somebody see your hand?
Speaker 5: I was a meeting with my father and I think
Speaker 5: I might have been picking my nose or something. But anyway,
Speaker 5: I was recruited and I was in commercials like for
Speaker 5: Gillette and stuff where I was rubbing guys' faces. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because it was so smooth while I was not shown
Speaker 5: my face and I was like, just how sun see.
Speaker 2: I don't think that that is that's a terrible thing.
Speaker 2: I think a beautiful set of hands is a wonderful thing.
Speaker 3: Take that back, Jess. That's a massive compliment. I appreciate
Speaker 3: good hands and good price like pharmacy voucher for you, Jess.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's do this Chrissy's cliche.
Speaker 2: Ballet. Wendy Williams. I don't get too sad. She hasn't
Speaker 2: passed away. Wendy Williams. We're all dying, aren't we.
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams is just an iconic American radio broadcaster and
Speaker 2: television host.
Speaker 3: The Wendy Williams Show was one of my favorite things
Speaker 3: to watch on YouTube when I was a teenager.
Speaker 2: She's just icon. She is the moment, and unfortunately she's
Speaker 2: been unwell for a long time and isn't getting better,
Speaker 2: And now we're never going to hear from her again,
Speaker 2: which we're sad about because we bloody love her and
Speaker 2: love her. You would know our obsession with Wendy Williams
Speaker 2: really started in earnest for me when she was dressed
Speaker 2: up as a statue of liberty and she got wonky
Speaker 2: and passed out. Yeah, but then she went on to
Speaker 2: do such other iconic things as but burping and farting
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 3: It's just a matter of time. She's not lonely. Good apologize,
Speaker 3: I apologize.
Speaker 2: That is the funniest.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: We just watched a great best of montage. It's the
Speaker 2: one thing that you and I could watch for hours.
Speaker 3: And still laugh. My favorite thing outside of the fainting
Speaker 3: is the way she would miss pronounce and misname singer.
Speaker 2: She always got the wrong artist.
Speaker 3: That singer Adriana Grande.
Speaker 2: She took my breath away.
Speaker 6: And Meghan the Trainer is another one going through it.
Speaker 3: See Megan, she's twenty five now, but she was only
Speaker 3: twenty when she signed her first I mean Megan Meghan.
Speaker 1: Huh, her name's yeah, you call.
Speaker 2: Her Dula Peper dulla people, I'm sorry, Doula Peeper. There
Speaker 2: was a real sneaky one at the front there, Adriana,
Speaker 2: one of our favorites.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize she actually hard until this has come
Speaker 3: out today that she actually had dementia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's not that old.
Speaker 3: No, I think she's around she's sixty. That's really really
Speaker 3: the word that permanently incapacitated are awful, awful.
Speaker 2: And you know, remember there was that documentary that we
Speaker 2: saw was being made.
Speaker 3: I watched that and it was like, it's just too sad. Yeah,
Speaker 3: too sad. People around her just trying to make a
Speaker 3: buck yuck, and it was yet awful to.
Speaker 2: What So just remember her as she was correct. Now
Speaker 2: we're going to we're going to round out the show
Speaker 2: talking about Wicked again. Arianna and Cynthia ra A Revo
Speaker 2: were paid the same amount. There's been a lot of
Speaker 2: rumors going on that Arianna got paid more. That is
Speaker 2: absolutely not true. A Universal spokesperson says reports of pay
Speaker 2: disparity between Cynthia and Ariana are completely false and based
Speaker 2: on internet bodder. The women received equal pay for their
Speaker 2: work on Wicked, and I'm just going to take that
Speaker 2: and I'm going to add it accepting to the lyrics
Speaker 2: of Wicked, of defying gravity, which I'm just going to
Speaker 2: hold space or today it.
Speaker 3: Makes me cringe so bad, and it's going.
Speaker 2: To hold space for it.
Speaker 3: If you don't know what we're talking about there, jump
Speaker 3: on the Nova player up and listen to our podcast
Speaker 3: from today.
Speaker 2: You are going to be sick at the earnest cheesiness
Speaker 2: of this theme.
Speaker 3: I wonder what Joel Creasy thinks of it because he's
Speaker 3: such a wicked stand.
Speaker 2: Oh, he will definitely be holding space for the lyrics
Speaker 2: of defying gravity.
Speaker 3: Speaking of that regulates him and Joe next, have a
Speaker 3: beautiful night.
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