Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, welcome to your Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3: It's a particularly good Friday because there's a big injection
Speaker 3: of new Kylie.
Speaker 4: Absolutely. Tension two dropped today because one Tension album wasn't enough.
Speaker 2: I have a real problem with.
Speaker 3: Two albums being named the same thing, but with just
Speaker 3: a two on the end, I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I usually would be with you, but given her sort
Speaker 4: of rebirth, I feel like it fits because she's still
Speaker 4: in this tension era. Can okay?
Speaker 3: Oh God, I forgive her anything. I will forgive her anything.
Speaker 3: And what a great day Friday to drop it so
Speaker 3: we can enjoy it over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, I am also enjoying over the weekend. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go to the movies.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go and see Runt, which I know it's
Speaker 3: a kid's film and you would rather die. But David
Speaker 3: Stratton has said about it that it's the best film.
Speaker 2: It's the best film since.
Speaker 3: Kid Cheers Granny Swan, Stratted and Margaret Pomers, who I
Speaker 3: still refer to always for their opinions on movies. He
Speaker 3: said it's the greatest family film since Babe.
Speaker 4: That's you, Babe.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I loved Bait.
Speaker 4: I don't think anything could top Bait, but I'm interested
Speaker 4: to hear about it. I'm just proud of you for
Speaker 4: getting out of the house.
Speaker 3: Thank you, plus extra large popcorn dirt to myself and
Speaker 3: I leave there like a cartoon animal in the desert.
Speaker 3: I'm so thirsty and I have no regrets. What are
Speaker 3: you most looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 4: I am off to the core Field Cup Carnival here
Speaker 4: in Melbourne tomorrow. Still tickets available if you want to go.
Speaker 4: It's always a great day, so I'm sure I'll spam
Speaker 4: you with suit outfit and.
Speaker 3: You will be smelling like a rung out napkemy Monday.
Speaker 4: You're not wrong, You're not wrong. After three o'clock will
Speaker 4: also be sending someone to Sri Lanka. In Creasy's quizy Eat,
Speaker 4: Today's the day. Today is the day, but thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten in Say Gooday. We want to ask
Speaker 4: what you're most excited for this weekend?
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: I can smell the weekend from here, Jack.
Speaker 1: Chrissy say gooday.
Speaker 2: Yes, I am going to the movies.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go and see Runts as I said before.
Speaker 3: But I'm most excited about the popcorn obs.
Speaker 4: Do you get a post mix? What do your go to?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: No, I like water, and I know that that's very daggy.
Speaker 3: It's like the equivalent of getting the fruit bag instead
Speaker 3: of the fries. But yeah, I don't like post mix.
Speaker 1: Don't you know?
Speaker 4: I did not know this about it?
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I would never ever order it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, when you drank, did you enjoy post mix?
Speaker 4: Because on a hangover, there's nothing like a post mix.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have cared less. I was drunk most at
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: Thirty twenty four ten, Say gooday and tell us what
Speaker 3: you are most looking forward to for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Hello, Trishy, Hello Christy.
Speaker 3: I love you. I'm I'm excited to speak to you
Speaker 3: and I love you.
Speaker 2: And I know you're a rabbit mom. I am a
Speaker 2: rabbit mom.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, Trish, I had no idea I
Speaker 3: would love these rabbits like I do.
Speaker 4: It's just fine.
Speaker 3: I just we'll have to do a full deep dive
Speaker 3: on rabbit mothering later on.
Speaker 2: What are you most looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 3: I'm going to early Beach. Well, look at you miss
Speaker 3: fancy pants, look at me.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited about that too.
Speaker 2: Have you brought some fresh bathers off tu? Yeah? Have
Speaker 2: you been on to Timur for a little for a
Speaker 2: little twin set? I love?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about It's.
Speaker 2: Something else we need to talk about.
Speaker 3: When we need to talk about Timur and the buddies
Speaker 3: and how much fun you're going to have on the
Speaker 3: with Sundays.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Scott.
Speaker 3: Weekend already, what a darling, Honil, how I'm very good,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: What's on the agenda this weekend? Neil?
Speaker 5: I am going motocross riding see you with my friend Campbell.
Speaker 5: So very much looking for that, although I'm in strict
Speaker 5: instructions from my wife to come home in one peace.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, please don't die.
Speaker 5: No, no, we won't. We sort of fairly seasoned riders
Speaker 5: the day, but we we sort of still like to
Speaker 5: get out. And about Neil.
Speaker 4: Is Campbell's last name Heath?
Speaker 5: No, it is Campbell Bott, got it?
Speaker 4: I know, Campbell Heath. It's mad for motocross riding.
Speaker 2: Oh imagine if that was true, that would be so weird.
Speaker 4: Priceline Pharmacy voucher for you, Neil.
Speaker 3: And Tony, let's finish with you. The weekend is seconds away.
Speaker 3: What is going on for you?
Speaker 1: My gorgeous daughter is coming to visit from sale and
Speaker 1: with some friends and they're going to see straight.
Speaker 4: Here so K pop bend?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes? Now how old is your daughter?
Speaker 3: Twenty six? How long has it been? How long has
Speaker 3: it been since you've seen her, Tony with.
Speaker 4: An eye, Yes, Tony, about six months.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I can't imagine that, Tony. I get to
Speaker 3: see my girl every day. What's it like when you
Speaker 3: don't get to see them every day?
Speaker 5: That's pretty hard actually that thank god for FaceTime.
Speaker 2: And my middle one has just come back from three months.
Speaker 4: In Europe, so it was just awesome being in touch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I mean this means that you've done such a great job, Tony,
Speaker 3: but my heart breaks every time you miss those girls.
Speaker 4: Tony has your daughter and at least invited you to
Speaker 4: K pop, so you get to spend a lot of
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Speaker 4: This one.
Speaker 3: Thank you a million, thank yous Jack for introducing me
Speaker 3: to Reddit.
Speaker 4: It's just the best.
Speaker 2: I just I'm so new to it.
Speaker 3: And if you just want some if you've sort of
Speaker 3: got to the end of Instagram or Facebook or whatever
Speaker 3: and you want something fresh and new, Reddit is the answer.
Speaker 3: It's so funny because it's like you're just walking into
Speaker 3: a room in a house full of people saying amazing things.
Speaker 4: Exactly right, Swan and people that you don't know. That's
Speaker 4: why I love it. If you get sick of seeing
Speaker 4: the same people in your Instagram or TikTok feeds, jump
Speaker 4: on Reddit. And also it makes you feel better about
Speaker 4: your own life.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 3: And I wanted to ask you about Reddit. Are you
Speaker 3: a feeder or just a reader?
Speaker 4: Oh? Just a reader?
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: I never can kive I love this one though. This
Speaker 3: one really piqued my interest. Here is a question, what
Speaker 3: do women do when they've got no help to zip
Speaker 3: or unzip the backs of their dresses?
Speaker 2: What a great question.
Speaker 3: This guy goes on to say, we've got a tenant
Speaker 3: that lives with this in our building, and one night
Speaker 3: we've got to knock on the door.
Speaker 2: It was the woman who rents from us.
Speaker 3: My wife answered the door, said she was going out
Speaker 3: but needed a hand to zip up her dress.
Speaker 4: My wife.
Speaker 3: My wife acted like it was the most natural request
Speaker 3: in the world. The woman turned around, she got zipped up,
Speaker 3: and off she went. Well, this guy went to bet
Speaker 3: he could not stop thinking about it because I was
Speaker 3: trying to go to sleep later that night, and I
Speaker 3: wondered what would this woman do when she returned and
Speaker 3: needed help unzipping to get out of the said dress?
Speaker 3: Or alternatively, what if you live alone and you don't
Speaker 3: have someone that you can knock on the door, what
Speaker 3: do you do with this dress?
Speaker 4: It poses a great question that I've never thought about
Speaker 4: because a lot of the times, being like the gay
Speaker 4: best mate, I'm always the one zipping up the dress.
Speaker 4: Or even at the Radio Awards with Lauren Phillips, we
Speaker 4: work with that to run down and help her.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing.
Speaker 3: There's not one item of clothing that a man has
Speaker 3: to wear that has to zip up from the back.
Speaker 4: It has a chick. You do like, there'd be so
Speaker 4: many girls going out on a Friday night tonight, live alone.
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Well? There are many many options that I'm thrilled to
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 3: One is you need to put You need to work
Speaker 3: out what you're doing with the dress before you do your.
Speaker 2: Hair and makeup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 3: You've got to get the dress on first, because it
Speaker 3: involves yanking it. Sometimes you fashion a hook out of
Speaker 3: an old school coat hanger, wow, and hook the zip up,
Speaker 3: and then you get that on. Then you put your
Speaker 3: robe on so that you protect the.
Speaker 4: Dress from the makeup.
Speaker 3: And then you do your hair and makeup, because otherwise,
Speaker 3: if you do the dress last, then you'll get your
Speaker 3: hands on your arm, on your face, and that's.
Speaker 4: Nopeball, so much admin and thought.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean there are many many.
Speaker 3: The story that comes to mind is that I went
Speaker 3: to sadly a funeral a few years ago, and I
Speaker 3: went by myself, and I knew that my mum was coming. Anyway,
Speaker 3: she arrived, she obviously had this outfit that she wanted
Speaker 3: to wear to the funeral. She was going to wear
Speaker 3: it by hook, god, by crook. She lives alone. She
Speaker 3: turned up. Her dress was undone at the bar by
Speaker 3: at least fifteen centimeters. And I was in the back
Speaker 3: of the church when she arrived, and I just watched
Speaker 3: her sit down and then of course her back is
Speaker 3: to everybody.
Speaker 2: And all you can see. I could not wait.
Speaker 3: To get to her and just quickly zip her up.
Speaker 3: But here's another story, because I am a woman and
Speaker 3: I know about the backs of dresses, and it's a
Speaker 3: I had to write. Member used to be an advertising copyright,
Speaker 3: and copyrights come up with concepts, not just the word,
Speaker 3: that's the concept of the ad. And I was at
Speaker 3: UNI and I had to do an ad for like
Speaker 3: a huge dating platform at the time, I think was
Speaker 3: RSVP dot Comment. It was just an assignment and the
Speaker 3: image that I came up with was a woman on
Speaker 3: the tram going to work with her zip undone, and
Speaker 3: any woman seeing that knows that woman is single, single goal,
Speaker 3: that she is a single woman, and there's no one
Speaker 3: around to help her zip that goddamn press.
Speaker 4: The marketing genius. The other story that comes to mind,
Speaker 4: just as we've been talking the one time at the
Speaker 4: other end of the spectrum, when you go home and
Speaker 4: go to bed, Yeah, and you don't know what to do.
Speaker 4: I remember it. The logis three years ago, you went
Speaker 4: back to your hotel room, yes, in your dress, because
Speaker 4: you couldn't have None of us could come up to
Speaker 4: on ZIPI for I.
Speaker 3: Had to sleep in my dress because I could not
Speaker 3: reach around you pour things, reach around here you go.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Now I'm trying to be a really good girl, Jack,
Speaker 3: and I'm trying to sort of spread my musical wings
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna say, keep the bunny's door shut.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm very good with the buddies, thank you
Speaker 3: very much. I wasn't responsible for the Escopologist. But you know,
Speaker 3: I know that it makes you sick that all I
Speaker 3: listen to is Taylor Swift, And it's starting to make
Speaker 3: me sick too, because, yeah, I feel like my my
Speaker 3: brain and my sort of musical appreciation is getting at
Speaker 3: tropheed by just going to what makes me feel good,
Speaker 3: which is Taylor Swift and not a word of a lie.
Speaker 2: There are days where I listened to Tortured Poet's Department
Speaker 2: ten times.
Speaker 4: Do you not just feel like you're living in groundhole?
Speaker 3: Day? I love it so much. But when you love something,
Speaker 3: you've got to change it.
Speaker 4: You've got it. And also my big thing with you
Speaker 4: is is twenty twenty four has been an elite year
Speaker 4: in music.
Speaker 2: Agreed.
Speaker 4: There is so much great new stuff out there and
Speaker 4: a lot of new emerging artists that have popped off, yes, and.
Speaker 3: Look to be honest, I don't really know how to
Speaker 3: find out who the new people are apart from what
Speaker 3: I get at Nova, which I love and I'm lucky
Speaker 3: to get, you know, that sort of delivered to me.
Speaker 4: Or me like sometimes pushing people down your.
Speaker 2: Throat, like right, that's right.
Speaker 3: So in the end, what I'm doing is I'm going
Speaker 3: with Spotify's suggestions.
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 3: So you know, Casey mars Graves came up the other
Speaker 3: day and I thought, oh, I really like an old
Speaker 3: song of hers. I'm going to listen to a new album.
Speaker 3: So I turned it on and I listened to her
Speaker 3: new album six times in a row. This is my
Speaker 3: favorite song from.
Speaker 1: It, a side or called Cardinal. It's really good.
Speaker 4: I mean, looks is it a little bit sad? Cap coded?
Speaker 2: Very yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And look, there's nothing more insufferable than people talking about
Speaker 3: music that you don't know, but this is me, Like,
Speaker 3: this is like self improvement.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not doing it to try to shove it
Speaker 4: down our throats. It's just look at me. I'm doing
Speaker 4: self felt therapy.
Speaker 3: I'm trying something new. And then the Spotify said, hey,
Speaker 3: you might like this album. It's by an artist called
Speaker 3: Griff and let me tell you, I loved it. The
Speaker 3: album is Vertigo. I listened to it often.
Speaker 4: Now, okay, she's why didn't her horizons? Yes?
Speaker 3: Then they offered me an artist called Gracie Abrams never
Speaker 3: even heard of it, started.
Speaker 2: Listening that's just the way. And I'm like, bad, not
Speaker 2: bad at all?
Speaker 4: Is she like a young Taylor vibe?
Speaker 2: How do you know me so well? Spotify? And then
Speaker 2: this song started.
Speaker 1: Till I didn't.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, this is absolutely my I like her.
Speaker 3: And then this song happened and I went, hang on
Speaker 3: a minute.
Speaker 4: This all sounds like Taylor.
Speaker 3: I heard this song and I dropped what I was
Speaker 3: making muffins at the time, and I dropped it and
Speaker 3: I turned it up really, really loud, and I wanted
Speaker 3: to inject it into my veins.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, Taylor, that's my queen. Save ye.
Speaker 4: Why all Rod queen back, all Rose lead back.
Speaker 2: I'm like al Pacino in the Godfather.
Speaker 4: Just when I thought I was up, they pulled me
Speaker 4: back in, Just when I thought I.
Speaker 3: Was actually pulled me back in the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 3: Hope you gearing up pro gorgeous weekend.
Speaker 2: But let's do this.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click babe.
Speaker 3: This story is like proof that you cannot win in
Speaker 3: today's society if you're a celebrity. They do the wrong
Speaker 3: thing without wanting to thinking they are Selena Gomez, who
Speaker 3: I am sure is a very good person.
Speaker 4: And also what I miss playing this? Can we please
Speaker 4: readd this? Wow? Four seconds? Thanks guys? Can we add
Speaker 4: that back into rotation?
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean all of them.
Speaker 3: She's a great actor, great singer, and Fabel's person.
Speaker 2: She was out and.
Speaker 3: About and she's sort of slipped a twenty dollar bill
Speaker 3: to a homeless man.
Speaker 2: There were people around.
Speaker 3: She was just it wasn't like a stage thing.
Speaker 2: She we was just helping someone out.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's okay, thank you, have.
Speaker 2: A good meal, she says.
Speaker 3: Anyway, someone was filming that, unfortunately, and everyone has something
Speaker 3: to say about it, and mainly it's negative.
Speaker 2: Like this, she would have given him at least fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: Twenty bucks is nothing nowadays in New York kind even
Speaker 3: bo purpose smokes and a tall Boy beer for that.
Speaker 4: Anymore, like jog On Red Eye guy.
Speaker 3: Another said, that's like a penny split into one hundred
Speaker 3: parts for her.
Speaker 2: God, I think everybody's missing the point.
Speaker 4: She's clearly been ushered like away quite quickly by her
Speaker 4: management and security. The fact she even has cash on
Speaker 4: her is great. Mostly I wouldn't have cash to give someone.
Speaker 2: Either, do I ever like we would? No?
Speaker 3: I don't even know what my PIN is. My PIN
Speaker 3: number is for that. If anyone asks for cash, I
Speaker 3: just go. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't, I can't access it.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. Let's just stop here. What do you
Speaker 4: mean if someone asks her, if you're spending over one
Speaker 4: hundred dollars you need to put your PIN in?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I know that, Oh, you know your pin.
Speaker 3: But if I have to go to a bank and
Speaker 3: put my card in and put a PIN number in,
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 2: I can do.
Speaker 4: Give you an ATM tutorial.
Speaker 2: How will you know what my PIN is? You want?
Speaker 4: No, I'll just teaching you how to do it. What
Speaker 4: are you saying that you don't know how to use
Speaker 4: an ATM or you don't know your pin.
Speaker 2: I don't know my pin. And also I don't know
Speaker 2: how to use an ATM.
Speaker 4: So but sometimes you will need your pin when you're
Speaker 4: spending over one hundred dollars, that's what my question.
Speaker 2: Difference to the credit card, Oh my god, credit card,
Speaker 2: credit card, I can do. That's fine.
Speaker 4: You need to have just one pin for all your cards.
Speaker 4: That's what I do.
Speaker 2: How do I do that?
Speaker 3: Let's just And also when I go to the ATM,
Speaker 3: it says what is what account do you have? And
Speaker 3: I try all of them check saving, I try them
Speaker 3: all and the only one that works is credit card.
Speaker 3: And then I've got to spend like you know, four
Speaker 3: percent because it's a cash at MAP.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is gram. I hate doing that.
Speaker 3: Like my kids need cash for like you know, feast
Speaker 3: days and whatever.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: Can't help you, mate anyway, ask them if they've got
Speaker 4: Apple pay.
Speaker 3: Also, you know, slip into our d hymns if you
Speaker 3: want just to tell me.
Speaker 2: How bad I am. We like that. Leave the leader alone,
Speaker 2: all right, Let's move on to cactus plants.
Speaker 3: Also, leave cactuses alone, I'm speaking specifically to you the
Speaker 3: mayor of Plettenberg. Hello at my nama is the mayor
Speaker 3: of Plettenberg. I live in North Rhyan Alia Gruman, and
Speaker 3: he has banned cactuses cacti from all municipal buildings because somebody,
Speaker 3: somebody hurt herselves on there.
Speaker 4: Oh boo hoo, what an idiot. Don't go near a
Speaker 4: cactus plan.
Speaker 3: I must say. You know how they're They're very dangerous. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't just hurt you, it can cause an
Speaker 3: infection because there's some sort of poison in the spike.
Speaker 4: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a bit more serious than you would think.
Speaker 3: Like if you stand on one.
Speaker 2: Better get a lawyer.
Speaker 3: So as as that famous band that escapes my mind said, I.
Speaker 4: Remember growing up, my pop had a cactus at the
Speaker 4: top of his sort of veranda where the front door
Speaker 4: was chic because he thought that would scare away intruders.
Speaker 2: I bet yeah. He also is the sort of guy
Speaker 2: that doesn't know his pin number.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, Oh you Ali, I'm sitting to
Speaker 3: the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Welcome to it.
Speaker 4: Friday afternoons here Swanie, and it's the biggest hour of
Speaker 4: our week right now.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: I've been looking forward to this all week A. We're
Speaker 3: about to give away a trip to Sri Lanka. Yes,
Speaker 3: someone is going. I mean it's just magic. Imagine getting
Speaker 3: that news.
Speaker 2: I would love it.
Speaker 4: Our carryover champ is on the line. But thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten, if you think you can beat them
Speaker 4: and take this trip, it's worth seven and a half
Speaker 4: grand can you imagine? I just want to be on
Speaker 4: a beach in Shri Lanka right now, so do I
Speaker 4: Also coming up before four, we're going to catch up
Speaker 4: with comedian Felicity Ward, who stars in the New Office.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's an Australian version of the Office that is
Speaker 3: a lab on Prime Video and she's the Australian David Brent.
Speaker 2: I mean, what in honor?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Christy Swan Show. It's the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
Speaker 4: Experience Shri Laka with Sherlaka elines connecting you. But now
Speaker 4: I'll still excitedly fun now it slinkin doom.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go on too much about it
Speaker 3: because it will just make everybody nervous. But on Monday
Speaker 3: we announced that we had an amazing holiday to give
Speaker 3: away thanks to Shri Lankan Airlines to the gorgeous location
Speaker 3: of Sri Lanka valued at seven and a half grand.
Speaker 3: Every day we've been playing quizy and there's been a
Speaker 3: carrying over champion. Yes, whoever ended up here at this
Speaker 3: point today on Friday was going to be playing for
Speaker 3: the holiday, and it turns out that it's Christy.
Speaker 4: Hello, Christy, Hi, Christy hide dak Hey Christy? How many days?
Speaker 4: How many days have you played since Tuesday?
Speaker 3: So today's the fourth day. I don't want to talk
Speaker 3: too much about it, Christy, all right, I don't want
Speaker 3: to freak anybody out. We do have to give an
Speaker 3: opponent to you, and today's worthy adversary is Emma.
Speaker 2: Hello, Emma, Hello, here you going?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't it be wonderful to go to Sri Lanka? If
Speaker 3: you always wanted to go always?
Speaker 1: It would be amazing?
Speaker 2: Oh God?
Speaker 3: Well, good luck, ladies. You know how this works. Your
Speaker 3: names are your buzzers. It's the best of five. Christy
Speaker 3: is our carryover champion. But Emma, if you win this,
Speaker 3: you get the holiday just as easily as she can.
Speaker 4: Let's get down to business, ladies. Someone is about to
Speaker 4: win a trip to Sri Lanka. What a great Friday.
Speaker 3: Question number one, can you name one of the two
Speaker 3: main languages spoken in Sri Lanka?
Speaker 2: Yesm Skinhala correct.
Speaker 4: One point to Christy. Question number two.
Speaker 3: Raphael Nadal recently announced his retirement. Which sport did he play? Yes,
Speaker 3: Emma Henna correct. That's one apiece. Question number three, can
Speaker 3: you name the artist that released an album title Tension?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 3: Emmas, Emma, Oh my god, Christy Kylie correct, that is
Speaker 3: to a piece. Question number four, zach Efron is celebrating
Speaker 3: a birthday today.
Speaker 4: That's two points to Christy, one to Emma.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sorry, correction, this is for the win.
Speaker 3: Christie zac Efron is celebrating a birthday today. Can you
Speaker 3: name the film he started in alongside Vanessa Hudgens and
Speaker 3: Ashley Yes, Christy.
Speaker 4: High School Musical.
Speaker 2: You're going to Schlotte.
Speaker 4: You did it?
Speaker 2: My god, what a battle that was.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, well done, Well done, Emma, you have got the
Speaker 3: bum bag.
Speaker 2: But let's talk to you for a second. Christy.
Speaker 3: You are going to Sri Lanka. It is going to
Speaker 3: be the most amazing holiday you've ever had.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my husband and I have not been
Speaker 4: away together since our honeymoon, which is a long time ago.
Speaker 2: How long ago? How long ago? Christy?
Speaker 4: You were going to have the most amazing time Christie,
Speaker 4: congratulations and have the best weekend.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. It's going to be a great weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh you really worked hard for that girlfriend, You've burnt it.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We are so thrilled to welcome to the studio for
Speaker 2: Lisity Ward.
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, how are you Christy.
Speaker 3: It's such a thrill to see you irl. I've been
Speaker 3: stalking you like a mad woman than Instagram.
Speaker 6: I appreciate that you What have you garnered from stalking me?
Speaker 2: Bitch can move.
Speaker 4: Chrissy came into the office. She's like, Jack, you've got
Speaker 4: to watch Felicity Ward doing jazz ballet on our Instagram.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm jazz ballet till I die, mate like ninety
Speaker 7: two Peninsula School of Dancing Drama. I just out miss Angela,
Speaker 7: she yelled at us. I would say abusively for a
Speaker 7: couple of years. Mum was always late dropping us off,
Speaker 7: like always, and Miss.
Speaker 6: Angel's like, and you're like a eleven yelling.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: Yes, But I just I love the expression on your
Speaker 3: face when you're doing it.
Speaker 2: I love the busies, bouncing, all of it. Jazz ballet
Speaker 2: is in you.
Speaker 7: Like once you get trained in jazz ballet, it's very hard.
Speaker 7: Like if I'm trying to do any other kind of dance.
Speaker 7: I like to think occasionally of myself as someone who
Speaker 7: can dance, but every now and again, like I just
Speaker 7: want to.
Speaker 6: I just want to do a split leap.
Speaker 7: I just want to, Like my my I have very
Speaker 7: good like extension, good straight lines, you know, and that's
Speaker 7: not very hip hop to have straight lines and long,
Speaker 7: gentle extensions.
Speaker 2: I want to. I want to acknowledge that we have
Speaker 2: a professional dance.
Speaker 4: I didn't tap in jars on the Peninsula growing up,
Speaker 4: and then I ended up at the Victorian. I went
Speaker 4: to school called Ladisha School of Dance. I can still have.
Speaker 7: My God, I don't know if I can still do
Speaker 7: that for anyone. I'm about to.
Speaker 2: Nearly nearly can I that tell you that?
Speaker 3: Okay, So, Felicity war just extended her leg up and
Speaker 3: one of the one of the things that I've seen
Speaker 3: in my life that lives in my head rent Free. Oh,
Speaker 3: I think I know what you're gonna say is, and
Speaker 3: I think that it's so weird. I think that this
Speaker 3: this image comes in my mind at least once a week,
Speaker 3: once a fortnight.
Speaker 2: Yes, years ago, you did a stand up.
Speaker 7: And yes about a cat, about a cat flicking itself.
Speaker 3: Yes, And every time I see a cat a little
Speaker 3: thought bubble of oh my god, really going for it
Speaker 3: with the leg extended.
Speaker 7: There was into my head, Well that was a jazz
Speaker 7: ballet leg. Of course it was cat leg.
Speaker 2: There was.
Speaker 7: There was a couple of photos of that, and for
Speaker 7: years it just haunted me on the Internet where people go, oh,
Speaker 7: you know, Felicity Wards appearing in this and it was
Speaker 7: just me pretending to lick myself out a cat, and
Speaker 7: it's my own fault, like I got no one else
Speaker 7: to blame.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. It haunts you and it haunts me.
Speaker 3: Stay speaking of amazing things that Felicity Ward is doing.
Speaker 4: The office drops today on Prime video. Go and watch
Speaker 4: it all eight episodes.
Speaker 6: You can binge it today.
Speaker 2: Oh that is good, we say.
Speaker 7: I coined the phrase whill it's quite you can have
Speaker 7: a cringe binge binge eight episodes of going oh no.
Speaker 3: When this opportunity came up, when I presume your agent
Speaker 3: called and said, look, I've got something.
Speaker 2: Ye will you like? I hope I get it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look you will know this, chrissy.
Speaker 7: But when you have been around a few years, auditions,
Speaker 7: I'm not being rude. Don't excite me anymore because I
Speaker 7: assume that I'm not going to get them, or even
Speaker 7: if I get them, it won't go ahead. Or it
Speaker 7: goes ahead, but then it gets thwarted at some point.
Speaker 7: And yeah, that's the bit that people don't see, like
Speaker 7: assignment has gone.
Speaker 2: It's like sex in a long term relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, I'll do what you want me to do
Speaker 3: if you get.
Speaker 6: It great, Like no one expected that, very low.
Speaker 7: Expectations, like hey, good for you, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yes, I would like to be paid.
Speaker 7: So like when the audition came up, I was like,
Speaker 7: oh okay, and then then it was a call back,
Speaker 7: and then it was like chemistry tests, and then then
Speaker 7: it was such a long process Before I got the part,
Speaker 7: I'd sort of forgotten about it, and then I got
Speaker 7: the call and I had to cry.
Speaker 6: I of course you did, big Walls.
Speaker 3: You are stepping into the shoes of David Brandt. I
Speaker 3: mean that's the that's the role yep. Do you have
Speaker 3: a favorite office because it's a it's always a great
Speaker 3: dinner party conversation. Which series is your favorite apart from
Speaker 3: the Australian one.
Speaker 6: Apart from the Australian one. There's two things to say here.
Speaker 7: Number one, I had never seen an episode of The
Speaker 7: American Office until we'd finished filming ours.
Speaker 6: I'd never seen it, and then I got back to Oh.
Speaker 7: And also, on the last day of filming our ones,
Speaker 7: they're all original scripts, so there's there's nothing from storyline scripts,
Speaker 7: characters that are all original, right, But on the last
Speaker 7: day of filming our one, we did a couple of
Speaker 7: like some of the more like the famous monologues, just
Speaker 7: in case they ended up going, you know what, we
Speaker 7: do want to use that because I don't because I
Speaker 7: don't live in Australia. So they were like covering their bases.
Speaker 7: So I did the monologue people say I'm the best boss,
Speaker 7: blah blah blah blah blah like that one. I get
Speaker 7: back to the UK after we'd finish filming and I
Speaker 7: was like, I've watched TV, you know, for ages, and
Speaker 7: I pop on the TV and then you know how
Speaker 7: on streaming services they have like just a little trailer. Yeah,
Speaker 7: and it is Steve Carell saying people say I'm the best,
Speaker 7: and I was like.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's me.
Speaker 7: And then I went, I should probably watch some of
Speaker 7: The American Office. I started from season two. Look, I'm
Speaker 7: very glad I didn't watch it before we filmed it,
Speaker 7: because I'm like, Stephen Carrell is a very American.
Speaker 4: I've watched. I've watched F one and absolutely loved it.
Speaker 4: And there's a little narrative in it. I really loved
Speaker 4: where someone is trying to flog some office chairs on eBay.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and it made me wonder, what's the weirdest
Speaker 4: thing you've bought or sold online? For a city ward?
Speaker 4: Have you ever made a weird purchase?
Speaker 6: I don't know if I've made a weird purchase. I
Speaker 6: mostly just buy clothes or sell clothes.
Speaker 3: It's the pick up that drives me, like, you know,
Speaker 3: to Facebook, No, no.
Speaker 4: When you're selling clothes, are people coming together them or are
Speaker 4: you posting it now?
Speaker 2: We're posting it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh mate.
Speaker 7: So there's like there's Vinted, which is out. We've got
Speaker 7: deepop as well, and yes they've got vinted. That's what
Speaker 7: that's what I'm mostly buy and sell on. It's absolutely fair.
Speaker 3: I mean, the best thing that ever came out of
Speaker 3: COVID was the word contactless and.
Speaker 2: Felicity doorstep.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming in the office is
Speaker 3: available on Prime Video from.
Speaker 2: Today And in honor of David Brent and.
Speaker 3: The Office and your new role and your jazz ballet background,
Speaker 3: will you please be upstanding?
Speaker 6: Oh I think I know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Welcome Chrissy Swan Show Friday, and
Speaker 2: that means this.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2: Let's kick off with Joe, shall we. She's had a
Speaker 2: question about my glasses.
Speaker 3: I have now fallen in love with this style, this
Speaker 3: new aviator brown.
Speaker 4: They suit you, They're great.
Speaker 2: Do you know what.
Speaker 3: I look at myself and I feel cool. I feel
Speaker 3: cooler than I am.
Speaker 4: You are there, you go.
Speaker 3: But don't you think this, these these make me cooler?
Speaker 3: You're saying as in I did a photo shoot on
Speaker 3: Saturday and I want to it's some photos with glasses on,
Speaker 3: because I reckon I look cool with them on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I get it. You know it really adds a
Speaker 4: sophisticated elevator.
Speaker 3: Yes, Joe has asked, I'm in the market for you
Speaker 3: reading glasses as I'm getting old. Where do you get
Speaker 3: your glasses from? Always in Forever Specsavers, Mate, Always and Forever.
Speaker 3: In fact, we might be able to send you a
Speaker 3: little voucher.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 4: Yes, I think we would be able to send you a.
Speaker 2: Voucher, So what we can do anyway.
Speaker 3: Caitlyn also asked us a question about the great Kylie Minogue,
Speaker 3: which makes sense because today is a big day for
Speaker 3: Minogue fans attention to the album is released today. She
Speaker 3: got a name for followers, like you know, Katie's got
Speaker 3: her Kitty kts, Katy Perry.
Speaker 4: Tom buzzing and tell us what's swifties.
Speaker 2: They're called lovers, of course, all the lovers.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course, of course I don't I love her,
Speaker 4: but I don't want to be called a lover. That's lame.
Speaker 2: You're very brutal.
Speaker 3: Caitlyn has said, I used to walk with my mum
Speaker 3: and brother to school, but I can't.
Speaker 2: Remember what school the Minogue went to. I can Cameron Well.
Speaker 4: High Center of the Universe, Center.
Speaker 2: Of the Universe Royalty.
Speaker 3: Rachel and Amber reached out after hearing about My Bunny Chicago.
Speaker 2: It has been. I've got to do a.
Speaker 3: Post on my personal page because I'm inundated with issu.
Speaker 4: Okay, and can we upload the photo as well of
Speaker 4: her in the podcast studio looking down on everything. Yes.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, So what happened was my bunny went missing. Eventually
Speaker 3: we found it like twelve hours later. It was a
Speaker 3: very very hard time. She was watching us from my
Speaker 3: podcast udo, which is above the garage and looks over
Speaker 3: the backyard. She was just watching and I've got a
Speaker 3: gorgeous photo of just a little tiny bunny silhouette cue
Speaker 3: in the window. But we've all been reunited and we're
Speaker 3: very very happy about it.
Speaker 2: Here here we go.
Speaker 3: Gary has slid into my DMS. Gary with two rs,
Speaker 3: just like the Major. It's the right way to spell it.
Speaker 4: The Major would be happy with that.
Speaker 3: Now we have we are still fighting about whether it's
Speaker 3: okay tod back into a car park.
Speaker 4: Course it is. It's the right thing to do reverse
Speaker 4: into your car spaces because then you exited a more
Speaker 4: swift fashion. But anyway, the majority of the world, just
Speaker 4: so you know, is on my side.
Speaker 2: So that's all right, that's all true.
Speaker 3: Gary, who used to be an idiot like you has
Speaker 3: had to concede defeat, and he goes, Okay, you got
Speaker 3: me listening to your show this week. You're absolutely right
Speaker 3: with the backing end of the car because you're in
Speaker 3: tan and with someone they go past the spot.
Speaker 4: You wait, that's called tailgating, mate, It's not. It is.
Speaker 4: Gary's just trying to kiss your God.
Speaker 3: I just hate you so much when you bite me
Speaker 3: over this in particular.
Speaker 4: Alright, let's finish with one one.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to finish with this one.
Speaker 3: And I do not know from whence it came or
Speaker 3: what it means, and they are my favorite ones. Simon,
Speaker 3: great to see you're rocking the pubes. Chrissy, keep it real.
Speaker 3: What I do not know if it's a spelling error.
Speaker 1: I mean it's true. The Chrissy Swan Show the.
Speaker 3: Weekend is seconds away. But even before that, the Great
Speaker 3: regularly Tim and Joe. Let's go clicking for the last.
Speaker 1: Time, Chrissy's click fait.
Speaker 3: I'm really looking forward to this weekend, and I hope
Speaker 3: you are too.
Speaker 2: I just can't wait. For some reason.
Speaker 4: Could you get to see Runt Swanny. You're going to
Speaker 4: see you Runt.
Speaker 3: I'm going to see Runt And there's another animated film
Speaker 3: that I want to see and I can't think of
Speaker 3: the name of it, but I saw it when I
Speaker 3: was looking up sessions for runt.
Speaker 4: Great. You should do it double way A double head off.
Speaker 4: I just sleep in the cinema overnight, don't go home.
Speaker 3: Yes, speaking of sleeping in the cinema, I'm sure Britney
Speaker 3: Spears loves that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: I don't reckon she does much sleeping, na I know.
Speaker 2: What I think.
Speaker 3: She don't say that, although she's been sort of quiet,
Speaker 3: I guess anyway, I still worry about her. But she
Speaker 3: has got a list of queens, you know how. I've
Speaker 3: got a list of queens that grows. You know, Drew
Speaker 3: Barrymore was on there, Taylor's on there. Obviously. She also
Speaker 3: has a list of queens. She calls them her girl crushes. Yea,
Speaker 3: on there are Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 2: I really love her too.
Speaker 3: What do you think of her turning up to all
Speaker 3: the events without makeup on?
Speaker 4: I'm all for it.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: I'm for anyone like that, Like if if she was
Speaker 4: rocking up in drag, I'd love it. If you're rocking
Speaker 4: up with no makeup, I love it do what you
Speaker 4: want to do.
Speaker 3: It makes her seem very smart. I think I agree,
Speaker 3: it's very smart. Natalie Portman, I've forgotten she's one of
Speaker 3: mine too, Britney, thank you for the tip off. Really,
Speaker 3: I love Natalie Foreman.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't pick you with someone that likes her.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 4: She pictured a bit of a dark auror about her.
Speaker 2: Really, I like her.
Speaker 3: I like her, Selena Gomez Gorge just Drew Barrymore of course,
Speaker 3: and also Camilla Cabeo.
Speaker 4: Oh peg wouldn't be happy with that.
Speaker 3: No, her arch nemesis. I'm sure it's got lone of
Speaker 3: with Sean Mendez. Anyway, Britney says, Kamilla Cabeo the singer,
Speaker 3: because she's so done pretty and she makes me giggle
Speaker 3: out loud.
Speaker 4: I mean, put it down, Brittany.
Speaker 3: She goes on to say her personality is so sweet
Speaker 3: and cookie. I think it's healthy to be sick.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: She throws in Kendall Jenner in there.
Speaker 3: But Kamella Cabo has seen this and has said, I
Speaker 3: love you. The girl crush is forever mutual.
Speaker 4: Britney spears they clearly never met.
Speaker 3: Pritty's not allowed to leave her house, are you joking,
Speaker 3: but he's not allowed. Are the can't meet new people?
Speaker 4: Britney want to be able to find her front door mate?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you that's harsh but probably true. I've
Speaker 3: never been in the mood for a Britney Spears song
Speaker 3: and searched it out, really and I never will.
Speaker 4: Probably because it sounds like a robot.
Speaker 2: I enjoy it when we play it.
Speaker 4: But you're not going to seek it out.
Speaker 2: I would never go search Britney Spears play Stronger.
Speaker 4: I think I'm with you. I rarely do either a
Speaker 4: song I am seeking out at the moment and as
Speaker 4: we go into the weekend, I'm going to force this
Speaker 4: down your throat. Jamela Cabo has featured on a song
Speaker 4: at the moment that's great called Move by Adam Port
Speaker 4: and she's done a verse on it and it's a
Speaker 4: vibe Oh that sounds like ready, Camilla.
Speaker 1: Now you call me baby.
Speaker 4: Because suddenly should take you to a beach in Mickinos.
Speaker 2: It's really good to watch me. It's fabulous. But the
Speaker 2: first bit played again.
Speaker 3: Hello, listen, that sounds like it's eleven o'clock at night
Speaker 3: on a summer's night and a big blowflies.
Speaker 2: You call between your window and your Curtaion. Are you ready?
Speaker 4: Now you that song for me? We'll be back Monday by.
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