WEBVTT - Cooper CLAPS BACK 😤 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.280 Welcome back to another week of the John's Family Podcast. 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.680 It's been a big week for us move back into 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:07.880 the home, which we're going to talk about. Y yeah, hello, 0:00:08.080 --> 0:00:09.800 is it a little tents in the house at the moment? 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:11.680 Maybe me. 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:16.520 You's not even been here, move in and then off 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:16.840 you went. 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:22.320 Wonder why you live up to your nickname? Foreskin get hard, 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:26.880 you disappear exactly like the moment that we're in the 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.960 midst of the big move. Like literally, we're two middle 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.400 aged people here. One of us is female and the 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:36.720 other one is Trish, and we are carrying one of 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:42.520 this we're carrying heavy stuff around all the time. And 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:45.080 I just got there and I said the Trish, hang on, 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:48.560 we live with two men in their prime who live. 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.920 There free, live here free, and that's going to change. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:57.080 That's changing. And you've had upgrade. You'll be seeing an invoice. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:00.240 Well, we also split all the revenue of this podcast equally? 0:01:00.280 --> 0:01:03.520 Should we do that based on the workload trash that 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:04.360 is our rent? 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.840 That is no, no, no, no no. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.440 I was just going to say, I think we pay 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:16.720 in other ways that I big people would guess really. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:20.160 Before before you know what you're about to say, then 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.160 jack as well, and don't never a shot at me, Dad, 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:25.680 because just before, like Dad, Dad get We speak about 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:27.400 this all the time on the pody. Sometimes Dad comes 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:29.440 in here and everyone knows, well he sounds like he's 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.839 in a sitio moon Dad. Before he's writing an article, 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.319 ink on a piece of paper. Okay, ink on a 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:38.080 piece of paper, and he's going, we're supposed to film something, 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.280 and Dad's getting shitty. And then before four hours later, 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:45.440 after he's done inking paper like he's a poet, Dad goes, guys, 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.360 have a look at this. My whoop, my whoop? Just 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.720 said to me. It picked up on how stressed I 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:51.560 and picked up on how stressed, And I said, Dad, 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:52.720 fucking I could have told you that. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.480 Then digital electric and. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.480 Ears you'nestly the most. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:03.400 Obviously, it's one of the days today, the sometimes you 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.680 seize the day and you beat the day. Today, today 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:11.040 the day has seized me and it is strangling me, 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.600 and it's given me a bloody good roger. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:18.120 Ing why what's happened? If things happened, No, no, it. 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:20.600 Was just I was missed. Sometimes you write articles and 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.280 it just flows. Today I wrote a fourteen page article 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.760 and I just had so many blanks, and I was 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.600 just like, I do appreciate that. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.080 Where is that article? Where is where does that article go? 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:35.679 Telegraph? You don't read. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:36.960 I don't know how to read. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.000 Jem didn't say to me though she saw your writing. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.040 She said, wow, your dad must be one of the 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.400 only few She actually called you. 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.600 A journalist. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:50.000 Doesn't use AI to help them because you do everything 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.640 by hand. But speaking of getting strangle held this week, 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.839 Cooper John's you pissed some people off this week. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:59.200 Certainly well earlier in the week I had a bit 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.480 of men Dad our backstage podcast and I may have 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.360 finished off off the back of a global round chat. 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:04.720 Just had a little bit of a dig at the 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:07.919 AFL because I think they're plagiarizers. I didn't they do 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.520 well they you clearly don't listen to potty. I'm not 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.720 going to rehash at all, but I think they plagiarized 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.959 like state of origin and different things like that throughout 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:20.119 the thing. And one of their own favorite sons came 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.320 back at me, Dan Gurrin, She's had a swivee at me, 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:26.640 called me worse. The effect of that, I was dumb 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.000 tick with do you know what do you know? 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:29.360 Want to know? 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.760 What I think's dumb because I've got some stuff back 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:33.400 on the back of what he said to me. You 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:37.040 know what's really dumb The AFL giving people a point 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:40.640 when you miss a goal. That's dumb. What rewarding charity, 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:42.920 rewarding mediocrity When you miss a goal in the AFL, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:46.280 they just give you a point. Anyway, another thing that 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.880 he's come back with me and said, he said, how 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.000 many states do you guys plan? Because we're in every 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:53.920 state in Australia, how many countries do you guys plan 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.880 where Australia, Where New Zealand and where soon to be 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:00.480 Papua New Guinea, which I think is arguably better. We're international. Yeah, 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:04.040 they're a little bit global, but we're international. And this 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:05.800 is another thing to piss me off, and it pissed 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:08.040 the cricketers off. He said, Oh, we always help the 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.800 NRL out when they want to bring state of origin here. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.960 We let them use a real ground, the MCG. You 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.480 guys don't even own the MCG. It's Melbourne cricket ground. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.479 You guys lend that off the cricket So that's not 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:18.600 theirs either, And of the. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:22.320 Crickets broad broken up getting involved. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.320 So yeah, yeah, they're a little bit probably crazy woman. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.240 Oh I'm sorry. I've been working really a hard goob 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:35.200 us long and hard. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.560 Clearly you're losing your marbles. And on the back of that, 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:40.719 I think we actually have done more for the AFL 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.920 than they've ever done for us. We gave them Joel Flour, 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:46.280 we gave them Carmichael Hunt just so Queensland knew so well, 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.560 is knew what their sport even was. Because when they 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:50.960 brought new teams there no one knew who the AFL were. 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.120 They had to get these big marquees so people would 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.920 actually go to their games. And on top of that, 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.719 there is no and that is because the NRL have 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.479 never gone after an AFL. Because no AFL player could 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.880 play in the n RL. It's a lot harder transition. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:05.640 There's not an AFL player out there that could have 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.920 a transition in d NRL. That is my round. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.160 Sorry, Israel Flow, he played over AFL. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:11.719 Played g w S. 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.719 Clearly, clearly you went to union too. 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.039 Right, Yeah, you certainly did. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.960 Hang on, he got asked and then they took him 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:20.920 after that? Is that right? 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.200 Really defeat my argument, But that's fine. You are right, 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.080 he did do that. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:25.479 And can't. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.600 I can't play with the gold Coat sons. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.040 Just all this sledging you do in the a f 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.960 L I must say, Cooper, I was quite looking forward 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.240 to be able to go to g W s h 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.479 W game. I'm not going the w the girls to watch, 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:41.599 to watch Poppy play and lend support. I've got a 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.120 feeling for turn up there. We might be completely booed 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:46.520 out of Spotless Stadium. So that's what they call it. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:48.160 They don't listen to our podcast. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.039 I don't know why he called a g W s W. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:55.720 It's it's an n r l AT n r l W. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:57.680 Yeah, but it's a f l W. It's not g 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.880 ws W it. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.520 Do you know what? He's been working really hard. He's 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:07.039 actually been helping. He's wind the whole way through it. 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:11.920 But he has been helping. You boys, just not helping help. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.120 Honestly, it's a pair of fucking blood. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.359 Really, we need to be rid of them. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:18.120 Soon. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.640 Let's just push them back up there. 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:29.360 We have to do that. Why does it come down 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:31.520 to me having to do more freaking work. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.159 Jesuys, you don't have to do anything there. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:39.080 Oh my god, child bird child. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:42.880 Bird makes in the stirrups first slips. 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.520 Back of the m C, which is owned by the 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.800 Cricket when Jack was born. 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:54.839 And he is, You weren't even down there. You're weakest pissed. Yeah, 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.000 and you started to faint when they gave me an 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.360 apertural stop, honestly. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.560 And then when Coop come out, I went, where's he? 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.120 Where's he coming from? They went, roller over, it's coming 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:04.760 out the other pas. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:10.200 Richie Richie Benno said that welcome down to Australia's cricket. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:11.880 Down out of the bucks and day tsk a little 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:16.120 bit of grass on the wicket. Let's bake cricket. It's 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:17.120 just a joke. It's all good. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.720 I don't even know what you would. I'm too tired, 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:20.520 I'm too fatigued. 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.600 Okay, now that I'm pass my, I'm back. 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.280 In my home people. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:24.960 And it's also it's good to know a lot of 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:29.200 our backstage, our back our backstage listeners, they got behind 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:31.640 me in the field and they continue will yeah they 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.320 will there and you know what I love do. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:34.640 I have to get in there and say something. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:35.760 You can if you wren't. 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:38.640 I just hadn't stopped yet before shout. 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.640 Out to a Leah a list of a Liam Saliva 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.800 that that made a comment and then actually had about 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.200 thirty replies. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.360 From people come out of him, and don't you worry, 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.480 he defended himself for every single one of them. 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:47.640 Yea. 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.160 His comment was a fella isn't even a top five 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:54.000 sport in Australia, which was a very ballsy thing to say, 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.200 and then he named lawn bowls ahead of him. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:07:59.720 What an idiot. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.440 Trish Matthew from your week, You guys have made a 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.679 little trip down to Melbourne, home of the mcg run. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.640 In the midst of moving and renovating, and we did 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:15.240 for dear friend friends of ours, Emma and Ben Criminals 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.400 and their wedding holy matrimony. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.600 Why are you talking in rhythm math? 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.840 I don't know. I'm so tired. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.720 I said this to her before she cracked a beer 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.000 before and I said, don't had. 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:25.720 A share whatever. 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.880 She know, but we don't you reckon and Dad, we 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:30.360 haven't agreed that the first aiming of this podcast. Don't 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.960 take blond loyalty here. Be honest because you're an honest man. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.120 You've always been honest with your analysis of the rugby league. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.840 Now be honest. Now Trish when she has literally two 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:40.760 sits of our call. She's already kind of jittery and scattered, 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:44.520 but one drink she can't even articulate a sentence. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.400 Okay, give me your hand. You know what, She's my 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.439 wife and I love her very much. And you know what, 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.920 if the a PHIL give one point for kicking her behind, 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:55.480 then I want that behind. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:57.760 What. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.120 I don't know how much about the AFL, but another 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:05.400 I know a good behind when I see it, And 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.760 I can't see yours because it's covered in cotton and 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:13.040 different stuff. But I can only imagine thing perfect in 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:13.560 the groove. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:22.600 Nothing. I'm very street, Jesus, you got it. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.600 Poppy said that I was sort of I was new 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.880 walking out of the shower, nothing on dripping the usually. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.120 Well usually, could you say that? Could you say that? 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.719 More slow and more intimate towards. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:45.760 The like please naked? Nothing on sweat after my sholler? 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:48.160 Now, can I have a turn? 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:48.959 I'm not done. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:50.079 I wanted to do it. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.160 I turned around to brush my teeth and I was 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.800 looking at myself. What dude, Yeah, Well, like I just 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:58.120 came out of the shwer and I was just sort 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:02.520 of prushing, And she commented, she goes, and I thought 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.320 he might be watching like a video of like a 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.800 cat or something like. She was like, that's I look back. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.840 She was staring at my behind and I said what 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.600 and she goes, you have the smallest bomb. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.240 It's like a child. 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.920 And I said, well, that makes you a felony, that 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:20.640 makes you alive. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.079 You're with me. And it looks like smaller stars I've 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.240 ever seen, fair enough, I haven't seen a bear, but 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:30.720 in its trousers Ray had let the smaller star is 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:34.400 just all back. It's like from his shoulders just melt straight. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:35.760 It was such a tall. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.920 Man when he looks like grew from Despicable Me. You 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:43.280 know that guy, big tall, broad and it always wears 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:44.920 just a slightly oversized suit. 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.320 I know who that is. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.480 I know who used to say to Jake Cliver. He 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.040 used to say, his traps go straight to his calves. 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:56.440 Yeah, he does wears two belts, you know? 0:10:58.559 --> 0:10:59.000 Is that true? 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:00.760 He wears two belts? Phibbies pins up? 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.240 Can I please have a go at trying to say 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.839 it's what you were saying about coming getting out of 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.240 the shower really sexily and slowly. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.800 I reckon, even if I said no, you'd still do it. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:12.920 I give you a challenge. Can you say what he 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:14.720 was saying? Well, I took my tail off, and then 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:16.040 I started brushing my teeth. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:17.480 Oh no, that's not true. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:18.400 Brush your tooth. 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.240 I don't do that. I have no time to do that. 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:22.960 So what do you want to do? 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:24.200 Just let her do it. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:30.240 So I stepped out of the shower and the towel 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:36.680 phil off and looked out the window and I saw 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:45.720 some eyes peering at me, stranger ey little eyes. And 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:51.560 then Matt poked his little head out and said, what 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:52.600 are you having for lunch? 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:59.280 I've gone. I've come from very close to ejaculator to 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:03.040 actually want to cut my penis off. That was you went. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:09.000 That is literally from the penthouse to the ship who 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:10.040 wants some lunch? 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.920 Even the voice like it sort of start, I knew 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.520 what you were and then it went like croaky like 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.760 pretty smoking a pack of day for I was pretty 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:20.600 creeped out. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.320 I'm going to be hanging out with my girlfriends, not 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.840 with my family. You don't bring the best out in me? 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:29.160 Was Melbourne film was awesome and Mann has found the 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.880 perfect marriage ceremony that he wants to go to. And boys, 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.080 we highly recommend it. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:35.880 What is it? 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:37.400 Registry office? 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.560 Just go to the registry office to get there. They walk 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:41.720 in and say, wembam, thank you man, it's on the paper, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:42.320 see you later. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.240 Oh really, but it was beautiful like in Melbourne. It's 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.880 actually a really beautiful building. So it's lovely and you 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:49.800 have al get it. But it's just quick. 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.760 Well it's funny you say that because one of the 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.600 members of our family this week has been asked to 0:12:55.640 --> 0:13:01.720 perform officiate officiate a wedding obviously where you guys will listen. 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.160 We'll be in Europe later in the year. 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:05.640 I don't know if we've mentioned that yet in October 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.480 after Grand Final time and we're going for our cousin 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:13.720 Matthew's wedding and real dad ship and he gave Cooper. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.640 We actually made a joke for it in a chat 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:17.040 the other day. We said, well, if you don't want 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.440 to pay an Italian because apparently the fees are massive 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:23.360 over there to get someone to officiate, because it's not legal, 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:24.920 you know, you have to get married here anyway. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.920 Yeah, because Emma and Cremero they're off to Paris to 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:28.840 be married. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:33.800 Right for wedding Paris, and so Cooper is going to 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.319 be like, not the celebrant, Cooper's going to be the 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:36.960 actual celebrat. 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:38.679 Yeah. I forgot to tell you guys. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.440 That's cool. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:42.240 Yeah, so cool. So he messaged me and he was like, oh, 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.079 would you because I said it as a joke and 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.319 I'll learn it, like I'll learn it properly and I'll 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.880 do it and not dressed for the occasion and stuff. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:49.840 I've got one for you. 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.160 And then you've got a white celebrate out there. 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.439 I've got it, got one from the Italian wedding. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.520 I went to, oh yeah, cool, well address, I'm not 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:01.000 wearing that again the and so he was like, yeah, 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.920 I'd rather, I'd rather you do it, and like then 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:07.240 get someone that doesn't really speak broke like speak broken English. Yeah, 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.480 so I'm doing it and do it. And all I 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.280 said to him was I said I don't want money. 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:13.720 Obviously that's kind of you, like you can. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.160 Pay for my calm and flight and things like that. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.960 But I said, I just want we want a media 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:20.960 pass to jack and film it because I want to 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.280 I want our party listeners to be able to watch 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:27.400 qu is that like me officiating a wording as a celebrant. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:29.880 That's a nice kiss. Off the bride. 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:32.200 I did say that. I said, when I say now 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.800 you may kiss the bride, I'm talking to me. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.920 Hello, guys, the one I went to initially in Scopelot, 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:48.640 a very famous journalist addressed as the pope. Oh he 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.400 did it, well he did it. I'm not yeah yeah yeah, 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.000 yeah yeah. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.680 Well it's not official, so we can can we say 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:55.600 who the journalist was? 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.960 No, we won't be. I don't know, do you haven't. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.160 He's not a journalist anymore. 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:02.840 Have you thought about it or Coop, like, have you 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.800 thought like, obviously, as a celebrant, you're sort of the 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.280 type of guy that's going to take the piss and 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:07.880 take jokes. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.280 But you can't do it at a wedding. 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:10.440 You can. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.600 You can as a celebrant. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:15.920 You're it this ceremony. 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:16.800 Am I okay? 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:18.080 The reception because. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.280 Okay, I didn't I knew you wouldn't have known that, 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.560 because I said, I said, to the matter, who's seen it? He? 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.600 Because I think your dad is. And I went, okay, 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:27.440 so what a combo. I'm the celebrant. I send them 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.680 and then I just ushered them into you and you 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:30.680 just like the devil. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:35.200 Yes, perfect, Maybe I've actually thought for a while as 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.880 red dagon being a marriage celebrate. I thought it the 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:38.320 other night. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.400 You know, you know it's funerals. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:41.880 But I'll see. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.360 Because a bloke asked me to carry his coffin out. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:48.360 I said, nobody someone asked you to carry his coffin? 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:48.520 How? 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:49.080 Yeah? 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:50.280 Yeah, Paul, what's that, Paul bear? 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:52.200 Yeah, that is called a pall bearer. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:56.920 You know it would be funny like if we and 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:58.200 I mean, he's probably gonna listen to this so you 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:00.600 might know it's coming. But what happened doesn't happen at 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.280 weddings anymore. When someone says, does anyone object to this wedding? 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.600 Maybe as a celebrant, I say that, and I G 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:07.360 you updated you go, I objected this. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:09.680 I don't think my sister used. 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:10.480 To date the bride. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.080 You know, it would make it for me if you 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.640 teet it up. And we know we don't have to 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.920 tell everyone else, but I'd love you to carry a 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.720 handkerchief in your left top pocket, and then halfway through, 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.280 I love you to perform some of your best acting. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.080 I love to see your tear up and stop mid 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:31.119 speech and just a little dab. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.320 Just so we know you're taking the piece. It's not 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:35.120 that just a. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:40.880 Little cheeky dab Yeah, that would be cute dabbing stranger. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:44.400 When people cry at funeral, at sorry weddings and someone's crying, 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.600 it's what, it's such a facaty. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:50.080 I've a few and they were friends about you wouldn't 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:52.640 last apparently, because yeah. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.320 They even crying at funerals. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:58.440 I don't. Yeah, I don't like to go to. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:03.200 Jesus crying at twenty first. Oh god, they gb so 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:04.240 quick birthday. 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:09.240 Just don't cry, yeah yeah unless you Yeah, no, you're 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:09.960 allowed to cry. 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:12.120 I might have no tears left. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:14.160 You can answer your question. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.439 True, reckon they run outs. Only so many tears in 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:17.840 your life. 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.360 No way, that wouldn't be. That's like saying sweat runs out. 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:23.080 I don't really cry. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.760 It disappeared like just your tears in the rain. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:26.920 You cried not long? 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:27.760 Great reference? 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:29.520 When did? I can't? 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.760 When did last time I cried? She cried? Jack? Remember 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.400 we were there was something and she just got overstimulated 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:38.000 and she cried in our room, saying that we all 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.600 picked on her. That might have been after there might 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.920 have been after a podcasting, or you cried that time? 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:47.280 Remember Jack showed you a video of You're Kicking Me when. 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:48.360 You're as a kid. 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:51.840 Yeah, but you're really naughty. I was seven, you were 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:52.680 not seven, and you. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:58.720 Were the bloody John bon Jones, Not John. He's the 0:17:58.720 --> 0:17:59.960 best UFC five of all time. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:00.840 What do you think? 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:01.400 I'm a kicker? 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:04.000