Speaker 1: Welcome back to another week of the John's Family Podcast.
Speaker 1: It's been a big week for us move back into
Speaker 1: the home, which we're going to talk about. Y yeah, hello,
Speaker 1: is it a little tents in the house at the moment?
Speaker 1: Maybe me.
Speaker 2: You's not even been here, move in and then off
Speaker 2: you went.
Speaker 3: Wonder why you live up to your nickname? Foreskin get hard,
Speaker 3: you disappear exactly like the moment that we're in the
Speaker 3: midst of the big move. Like literally, we're two middle
Speaker 3: aged people here. One of us is female and the
Speaker 3: other one is Trish, and we are carrying one of
Speaker 3: this we're carrying heavy stuff around all the time. And
Speaker 3: I just got there and I said the Trish, hang on,
Speaker 3: we live with two men in their prime who live.
Speaker 2: There free, live here free, and that's going to change.
Speaker 2: That's changing. And you've had upgrade. You'll be seeing an invoice.
Speaker 1: Well, we also split all the revenue of this podcast equally?
Speaker 1: Should we do that based on the workload trash that
Speaker 1: is our rent?
Speaker 2: That is no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: I was just going to say, I think we pay
Speaker 4: in other ways that I big people would guess really.
Speaker 1: Before before you know what you're about to say, then
Speaker 1: jack as well, and don't never a shot at me, Dad,
Speaker 1: because just before, like Dad, Dad get We speak about
Speaker 1: this all the time on the pody. Sometimes Dad comes
Speaker 1: in here and everyone knows, well he sounds like he's
Speaker 1: in a sitio moon Dad. Before he's writing an article,
Speaker 1: ink on a piece of paper. Okay, ink on a
Speaker 1: piece of paper, and he's going, we're supposed to film something,
Speaker 1: and Dad's getting shitty. And then before four hours later,
Speaker 1: after he's done inking paper like he's a poet, Dad goes, guys,
Speaker 1: have a look at this. My whoop, my whoop? Just
Speaker 1: said to me. It picked up on how stressed I
Speaker 1: and picked up on how stressed, And I said, Dad,
Speaker 1: fucking I could have told you that.
Speaker 2: Then digital electric and.
Speaker 4: Ears you'nestly the most.
Speaker 3: Obviously, it's one of the days today, the sometimes you
Speaker 3: seize the day and you beat the day. Today, today
Speaker 3: the day has seized me and it is strangling me,
Speaker 3: and it's given me a bloody good roger.
Speaker 2: Ing why what's happened? If things happened, No, no, it.
Speaker 3: Was just I was missed. Sometimes you write articles and
Speaker 3: it just flows. Today I wrote a fourteen page article
Speaker 3: and I just had so many blanks, and I was
Speaker 3: just like, I do appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Where is that article? Where is where does that article go?
Speaker 2: Telegraph? You don't read.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to read.
Speaker 4: Jem didn't say to me though she saw your writing.
Speaker 5: She said, wow, your dad must be one of the
Speaker 5: only few She actually called you.
Speaker 4: A journalist.
Speaker 5: Doesn't use AI to help them because you do everything
Speaker 5: by hand. But speaking of getting strangle held this week,
Speaker 5: Cooper John's you pissed some people off this week.
Speaker 1: Certainly well earlier in the week I had a bit
Speaker 1: of men Dad our backstage podcast and I may have
Speaker 1: finished off off the back of a global round chat.
Speaker 1: Just had a little bit of a dig at the
Speaker 1: AFL because I think they're plagiarizers. I didn't they do
Speaker 1: well they you clearly don't listen to potty. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to rehash at all, but I think they plagiarized
Speaker 1: like state of origin and different things like that throughout
Speaker 1: the thing. And one of their own favorite sons came
Speaker 1: back at me, Dan Gurrin, She's had a swivee at me,
Speaker 1: called me worse. The effect of that, I was dumb
Speaker 1: tick with do you know what do you know?
Speaker 4: Want to know?
Speaker 1: What I think's dumb because I've got some stuff back
Speaker 1: on the back of what he said to me. You
Speaker 1: know what's really dumb The AFL giving people a point
Speaker 1: when you miss a goal. That's dumb. What rewarding charity,
Speaker 1: rewarding mediocrity When you miss a goal in the AFL,
Speaker 1: they just give you a point. Anyway, another thing that
Speaker 1: he's come back with me and said, he said, how
Speaker 1: many states do you guys plan? Because we're in every
Speaker 1: state in Australia, how many countries do you guys plan
Speaker 1: where Australia, Where New Zealand and where soon to be
Speaker 1: Papua New Guinea, which I think is arguably better. We're international. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're a little bit global, but we're international. And this
Speaker 1: is another thing to piss me off, and it pissed
Speaker 1: the cricketers off. He said, Oh, we always help the
Speaker 1: NRL out when they want to bring state of origin here.
Speaker 1: We let them use a real ground, the MCG. You
Speaker 1: guys don't even own the MCG. It's Melbourne cricket ground.
Speaker 1: You guys lend that off the cricket So that's not
Speaker 1: theirs either, And of the.
Speaker 2: Crickets broad broken up getting involved.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, they're a little bit probably crazy woman.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry. I've been working really a hard goob
Speaker 2: us long and hard.
Speaker 1: Clearly you're losing your marbles. And on the back of that,
Speaker 1: I think we actually have done more for the AFL
Speaker 1: than they've ever done for us. We gave them Joel Flour,
Speaker 1: we gave them Carmichael Hunt just so Queensland knew so well,
Speaker 1: is knew what their sport even was. Because when they
Speaker 1: brought new teams there no one knew who the AFL were.
Speaker 1: They had to get these big marquees so people would
Speaker 1: actually go to their games. And on top of that,
Speaker 1: there is no and that is because the NRL have
Speaker 1: never gone after an AFL. Because no AFL player could
Speaker 1: play in the n RL. It's a lot harder transition.
Speaker 1: There's not an AFL player out there that could have
Speaker 1: a transition in d NRL. That is my round.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Israel Flow, he played over AFL.
Speaker 4: Played g w S.
Speaker 2: Clearly, clearly you went to union too.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you certainly did.
Speaker 2: Hang on, he got asked and then they took him
Speaker 2: after that? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Really defeat my argument, But that's fine. You are right,
Speaker 1: he did do that.
Speaker 3: And can't.
Speaker 1: I can't play with the gold Coat sons.
Speaker 3: Just all this sledging you do in the a f
Speaker 3: L I must say, Cooper, I was quite looking forward
Speaker 3: to be able to go to g W s h
Speaker 3: W game. I'm not going the w the girls to watch,
Speaker 3: to watch Poppy play and lend support. I've got a
Speaker 3: feeling for turn up there. We might be completely booed
Speaker 3: out of Spotless Stadium. So that's what they call it.
Speaker 1: They don't listen to our podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't know why he called a g W s W.
Speaker 4: It's it's an n r l AT n r l W.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a f l W. It's not g
Speaker 1: ws W it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? He's been working really hard. He's
Speaker 2: actually been helping. He's wind the whole way through it.
Speaker 2: But he has been helping. You boys, just not helping help.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it's a pair of fucking blood.
Speaker 2: Really, we need to be rid of them.
Speaker 1: Soon.
Speaker 3: Let's just push them back up there.
Speaker 2: We have to do that. Why does it come down
Speaker 2: to me having to do more freaking work.
Speaker 1: Jesuys, you don't have to do anything there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, child bird child.
Speaker 3: Bird makes in the stirrups first slips.
Speaker 1: Back of the m C, which is owned by the
Speaker 1: Cricket when Jack was born.
Speaker 2: And he is, You weren't even down there. You're weakest pissed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you started to faint when they gave me an
Speaker 2: apertural stop, honestly.
Speaker 3: And then when Coop come out, I went, where's he?
Speaker 3: Where's he coming from? They went, roller over, it's coming
Speaker 3: out the other pas.
Speaker 1: Richie Richie Benno said that welcome down to Australia's cricket.
Speaker 1: Down out of the bucks and day tsk a little
Speaker 1: bit of grass on the wicket. Let's bake cricket. It's
Speaker 1: just a joke. It's all good.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you would. I'm too tired,
Speaker 2: I'm too fatigued.
Speaker 1: Okay, now that I'm pass my, I'm back.
Speaker 2: In my home people.
Speaker 1: And it's also it's good to know a lot of
Speaker 1: our backstage, our back our backstage listeners, they got behind
Speaker 1: me in the field and they continue will yeah they
Speaker 1: will there and you know what I love do.
Speaker 2: I have to get in there and say something.
Speaker 1: You can if you wren't.
Speaker 3: I just hadn't stopped yet before shout.
Speaker 5: Out to a Leah a list of a Liam Saliva
Speaker 5: that that made a comment and then actually had about
Speaker 5: thirty replies.
Speaker 4: From people come out of him, and don't you worry,
Speaker 4: he defended himself for every single one of them.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 1: His comment was a fella isn't even a top five
Speaker 1: sport in Australia, which was a very ballsy thing to say,
Speaker 1: and then he named lawn bowls ahead of him.
Speaker 3: What an idiot.
Speaker 1: Trish Matthew from your week, You guys have made a
Speaker 1: little trip down to Melbourne, home of the mcg run.
Speaker 2: In the midst of moving and renovating, and we did
Speaker 2: for dear friend friends of ours, Emma and Ben Criminals
Speaker 2: and their wedding holy matrimony.
Speaker 3: Why are you talking in rhythm math?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I said this to her before she cracked a beer
Speaker 1: before and I said, don't had.
Speaker 4: A share whatever.
Speaker 1: She know, but we don't you reckon and Dad, we
Speaker 1: haven't agreed that the first aiming of this podcast. Don't
Speaker 1: take blond loyalty here. Be honest because you're an honest man.
Speaker 1: You've always been honest with your analysis of the rugby league.
Speaker 1: Now be honest. Now Trish when she has literally two
Speaker 1: sits of our call. She's already kind of jittery and scattered,
Speaker 1: but one drink she can't even articulate a sentence.
Speaker 3: Okay, give me your hand. You know what, She's my
Speaker 3: wife and I love her very much. And you know what,
Speaker 3: if the a PHIL give one point for kicking her behind,
Speaker 3: then I want that behind.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 3: I don't know how much about the AFL, but another
Speaker 3: I know a good behind when I see it, And
Speaker 3: I can't see yours because it's covered in cotton and
Speaker 3: different stuff. But I can only imagine thing perfect in
Speaker 3: the groove.
Speaker 2: Nothing. I'm very street, Jesus, you got it.
Speaker 1: Poppy said that I was sort of I was new
Speaker 1: walking out of the shower, nothing on dripping the usually.
Speaker 4: Well usually, could you say that? Could you say that?
Speaker 4: More slow and more intimate towards.
Speaker 1: The like please naked? Nothing on sweat after my sholler?
Speaker 2: Now, can I have a turn?
Speaker 1: I'm not done.
Speaker 2: I wanted to do it.
Speaker 1: I turned around to brush my teeth and I was
Speaker 1: looking at myself. What dude, Yeah, Well, like I just
Speaker 1: came out of the shwer and I was just sort
Speaker 1: of prushing, And she commented, she goes, and I thought
Speaker 1: he might be watching like a video of like a
Speaker 1: cat or something like. She was like, that's I look back.
Speaker 1: She was staring at my behind and I said what
Speaker 1: and she goes, you have the smallest bomb.
Speaker 4: It's like a child.
Speaker 1: And I said, well, that makes you a felony, that
Speaker 1: makes you alive.
Speaker 3: You're with me. And it looks like smaller stars I've
Speaker 3: ever seen, fair enough, I haven't seen a bear, but
Speaker 3: in its trousers Ray had let the smaller star is
Speaker 3: just all back. It's like from his shoulders just melt straight.
Speaker 3: It was such a tall.
Speaker 1: Man when he looks like grew from Despicable Me. You
Speaker 1: know that guy, big tall, broad and it always wears
Speaker 1: just a slightly oversized suit.
Speaker 2: I know who that is.
Speaker 4: I know who used to say to Jake Cliver. He
Speaker 4: used to say, his traps go straight to his calves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does wears two belts, you know?
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 3: He wears two belts? Phibbies pins up?
Speaker 2: Can I please have a go at trying to say
Speaker 2: it's what you were saying about coming getting out of
Speaker 2: the shower really sexily and slowly.
Speaker 5: I reckon, even if I said no, you'd still do it.
Speaker 5: I give you a challenge. Can you say what he
Speaker 5: was saying? Well, I took my tail off, and then
Speaker 5: I started brushing my teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not true.
Speaker 3: Brush your tooth.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. I have no time to do that.
Speaker 3: So what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Just let her do it.
Speaker 2: So I stepped out of the shower and the towel
Speaker 2: phil off and looked out the window and I saw
Speaker 2: some eyes peering at me, stranger ey little eyes. And
Speaker 2: then Matt poked his little head out and said, what
Speaker 2: are you having for lunch?
Speaker 3: I've gone. I've come from very close to ejaculator to
Speaker 3: actually want to cut my penis off. That was you went.
Speaker 3: That is literally from the penthouse to the ship who
Speaker 3: wants some lunch?
Speaker 1: Even the voice like it sort of start, I knew
Speaker 1: what you were and then it went like croaky like
Speaker 1: pretty smoking a pack of day for I was pretty
Speaker 1: creeped out.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be hanging out with my girlfriends, not
Speaker 2: with my family. You don't bring the best out in me?
Speaker 2: Was Melbourne film was awesome and Mann has found the
Speaker 2: perfect marriage ceremony that he wants to go to. And boys,
Speaker 2: we highly recommend it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Registry office?
Speaker 3: Just go to the registry office to get there. They walk
Speaker 3: in and say, wembam, thank you man, it's on the paper,
Speaker 3: see you later.
Speaker 2: Oh really, but it was beautiful like in Melbourne. It's
Speaker 2: actually a really beautiful building. So it's lovely and you
Speaker 2: have al get it. But it's just quick.
Speaker 5: Well it's funny you say that because one of the
Speaker 5: members of our family this week has been asked to
Speaker 5: perform officiate officiate a wedding obviously where you guys will listen.
Speaker 4: We'll be in Europe later in the year.
Speaker 5: I don't know if we've mentioned that yet in October
Speaker 5: after Grand Final time and we're going for our cousin
Speaker 5: Matthew's wedding and real dad ship and he gave Cooper.
Speaker 5: We actually made a joke for it in a chat
Speaker 5: the other day. We said, well, if you don't want
Speaker 5: to pay an Italian because apparently the fees are massive
Speaker 5: over there to get someone to officiate, because it's not legal,
Speaker 5: you know, you have to get married here anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Emma and Cremero they're off to Paris to
Speaker 2: be married.
Speaker 5: Right for wedding Paris, and so Cooper is going to
Speaker 5: be like, not the celebrant, Cooper's going to be the
Speaker 5: actual celebrat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I forgot to tell you guys.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so cool. So he messaged me and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: would you because I said it as a joke and
Speaker 1: I'll learn it, like I'll learn it properly and I'll
Speaker 1: do it and not dressed for the occasion and stuff.
Speaker 2: I've got one for you.
Speaker 1: And then you've got a white celebrate out there.
Speaker 2: I've got it, got one from the Italian wedding.
Speaker 1: I went to, oh yeah, cool, well address, I'm not
Speaker 1: wearing that again the and so he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd rather, I'd rather you do it, and like then
Speaker 1: get someone that doesn't really speak broke like speak broken English. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm doing it and do it. And all I
Speaker 1: said to him was I said I don't want money.
Speaker 2: Obviously that's kind of you, like you can.
Speaker 1: Pay for my calm and flight and things like that.
Speaker 1: But I said, I just want we want a media
Speaker 1: pass to jack and film it because I want to
Speaker 1: I want our party listeners to be able to watch
Speaker 1: qu is that like me officiating a wording as a celebrant.
Speaker 3: That's a nice kiss. Off the bride.
Speaker 1: I did say that. I said, when I say now
Speaker 1: you may kiss the bride, I'm talking to me.
Speaker 2: Hello, guys, the one I went to initially in Scopelot,
Speaker 2: a very famous journalist addressed as the pope. Oh he
Speaker 2: did it, well he did it. I'm not yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it's not official, so we can can we say
Speaker 1: who the journalist was?
Speaker 2: No, we won't be. I don't know, do you haven't.
Speaker 1: He's not a journalist anymore.
Speaker 5: Have you thought about it or Coop, like, have you
Speaker 5: thought like, obviously, as a celebrant, you're sort of the
Speaker 5: type of guy that's going to take the piss and
Speaker 5: take jokes.
Speaker 4: But you can't do it at a wedding.
Speaker 3: You can.
Speaker 1: You can as a celebrant.
Speaker 2: You're it this ceremony.
Speaker 3: Am I okay?
Speaker 2: The reception because.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't I knew you wouldn't have known that,
Speaker 1: because I said, I said, to the matter, who's seen it? He?
Speaker 1: Because I think your dad is. And I went, okay,
Speaker 1: so what a combo. I'm the celebrant. I send them
Speaker 1: and then I just ushered them into you and you
Speaker 1: just like the devil.
Speaker 3: Yes, perfect, Maybe I've actually thought for a while as
Speaker 3: red dagon being a marriage celebrate. I thought it the
Speaker 3: other night.
Speaker 2: You know, you know it's funerals.
Speaker 4: But I'll see.
Speaker 3: Because a bloke asked me to carry his coffin out.
Speaker 5: I said, nobody someone asked you to carry his coffin?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Paul, what's that, Paul bear?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is called a pall bearer.
Speaker 1: You know it would be funny like if we and
Speaker 1: I mean, he's probably gonna listen to this so you
Speaker 1: might know it's coming. But what happened doesn't happen at
Speaker 1: weddings anymore. When someone says, does anyone object to this wedding?
Speaker 1: Maybe as a celebrant, I say that, and I G
Speaker 1: you updated you go, I objected this.
Speaker 2: I don't think my sister used.
Speaker 3: To date the bride.
Speaker 5: You know, it would make it for me if you
Speaker 5: teet it up. And we know we don't have to
Speaker 5: tell everyone else, but I'd love you to carry a
Speaker 5: handkerchief in your left top pocket, and then halfway through,
Speaker 5: I love you to perform some of your best acting.
Speaker 5: I love to see your tear up and stop mid
Speaker 5: speech and just a little dab.
Speaker 4: Just so we know you're taking the piece. It's not
Speaker 4: that just a.
Speaker 1: Little cheeky dab Yeah, that would be cute dabbing stranger.
Speaker 3: When people cry at funeral, at sorry weddings and someone's crying,
Speaker 3: it's what, it's such a facaty.
Speaker 2: I've a few and they were friends about you wouldn't
Speaker 2: last apparently, because yeah.
Speaker 1: They even crying at funerals.
Speaker 2: I don't. Yeah, I don't like to go to.
Speaker 3: Jesus crying at twenty first. Oh god, they gb so
Speaker 3: quick birthday.
Speaker 1: Just don't cry, yeah yeah unless you Yeah, no, you're
Speaker 1: allowed to cry.
Speaker 2: I might have no tears left.
Speaker 3: You can answer your question.
Speaker 2: True, reckon they run outs. Only so many tears in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: No way, that wouldn't be. That's like saying sweat runs out.
Speaker 2: I don't really cry.
Speaker 3: It disappeared like just your tears in the rain.
Speaker 1: You cried not long?
Speaker 4: Great reference?
Speaker 2: When did? I can't?
Speaker 1: When did last time I cried? She cried? Jack? Remember
Speaker 1: we were there was something and she just got overstimulated
Speaker 1: and she cried in our room, saying that we all
Speaker 1: picked on her. That might have been after there might
Speaker 1: have been after a podcasting, or you cried that time?
Speaker 1: Remember Jack showed you a video of You're Kicking Me when.
Speaker 4: You're as a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're really naughty. I was seven, you were
Speaker 2: not seven, and you.
Speaker 1: Were the bloody John bon Jones, Not John. He's the
Speaker 1: best UFC five of all time.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 2: I'm a kicker?
Speaker 3: You're wearing your film the Fame of Vinyl. Best bon
Speaker 3: Jovi song without nervous right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did that even just disappear?
Speaker 2: It's going to be living on a living on pretty think?
Speaker 2: So I do. I think as far as singer long,
Speaker 2: everyone just gets into it.
Speaker 1: I like one to Dead or Alive.
Speaker 3: I think that's great song.
Speaker 1: The intro, it's a really good song.
Speaker 3: John Bond's Jovi brought out a you just call him
Speaker 3: a solo album and there was a song called Don't
Speaker 3: Take Your Love to Town, not that one and Someday
Speaker 3: Saturday Night, Someday.
Speaker 2: That's a good song.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: It's a crack.
Speaker 2: Do you remember? I actually think I bought you that?
Speaker 3: I think you did.
Speaker 1: You brought it forbody's birthday, just cheering up.
Speaker 2: He was a bit sad.
Speaker 4: One it was a bad song by bon Jovi. Matthew
Speaker 4: or is you like calling John bon Jovi bad medicine.
Speaker 3: I love bad medicine. I listened to yesterday.
Speaker 1: What's another one? I remember they when I was at
Speaker 1: the Storm and they put like a highlight package going
Speaker 1: into finals of like the Year's thing, and they did
Speaker 1: it to D my life. It's that was I remember thinking,
Speaker 1: that's good. It's that one that MG did the commercial for.
Speaker 1: Remember it's like always.
Speaker 2: Will What was it an ad for?
Speaker 3: It was like chap It. Remember when? Because I remember
Speaker 3: when the first bon Jovi came out Trisha was mid eighties.
Speaker 3: It was called to ten thousand Degree Fahrenheit. And the
Speaker 3: second album was a mega album, Slippery Went Wet, which
Speaker 3: was you Get Love a Bad Name as on Me,
Speaker 3: Living on a Prayer Jesus was a massive albe They
Speaker 3: were great.
Speaker 1: Bean bon Jovi, Well it's only one bloke.
Speaker 3: Whole family what Yeah, the whole family bon Jovis is
Speaker 3: John bon Jovi, Ron bon Jovi, Don John Baby and
Speaker 3: Bon bon Jovi.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot, it is he is.
Speaker 2: He's an idiot.
Speaker 3: You know he's Italian. I know his real name is
Speaker 3: John bond Nuovich.
Speaker 2: He's pretty that not it it sounds like Serbian.
Speaker 3: Just a look.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he sun Dates.
Speaker 4: Someone married, Bobby Bobby Brown married.
Speaker 1: She's good. She's eleven from Stranger Things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly, very very good actors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a fe And of course the Kangaroo Boys
Speaker 3: saw him that.
Speaker 1: That's right. He went to training the Kangaroos. When they
Speaker 1: played the Ashes.
Speaker 4: Last year, I had that fox he was there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It does like a bit of an old woman though.
Speaker 1: These days little people start to get a little leathery.
Speaker 2: This is the thing. Rock stars do not age well.
Speaker 5: No, oh, hang on, to be honest, it's it's they
Speaker 5: don't might not age well, but they last long.
Speaker 4: Keith Richards, for God's sakes, how.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? He's aged well?
Speaker 4: Looking him behind Cooper's head, I know, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was about forty years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what we're going to say that John bon
Speaker 3: Jovi's real name is John Francis Bond.
Speaker 2: Gr v Oh okay now that okay, that is Italian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does look at an old woman, doesn't.
Speaker 2: He's gone silver.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty hot chick.
Speaker 2: It'd be better off. But he's got a beautiful face.
Speaker 2: You should lose the hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should go bald. Yeah, that's it. Almost looks too, Payo,
Speaker 1: it does look like Auntie.
Speaker 4: It looks like that looks like.
Speaker 3: It does then god Nan looks good comments in the
Speaker 3: audience last week and goes, he made sort of thing
Speaker 3: the other day with your mom, Jesus made. She's a
Speaker 3: good sort. I went steady on there. Boy goes, how
Speaker 3: old is she? I said, well, should be seventy.
Speaker 2: She's about seventy five September.
Speaker 3: Incredible. Wow, what can hold her own there?
Speaker 1: Mate? You I know they might outlive you. Jack House,
Speaker 1: Jack's got a great yarn. You went to the Paddington
Speaker 1: in the other night for a dinner, but he had
Speaker 1: a weird encounter with one of our listeners.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was about I went to that
Speaker 4: restaurant that attached to the Paddo in there, and then
Speaker 4: I was six bees.
Speaker 5: Deep, right, And so you were driving blind and we're
Speaker 5: going now we're going to we're going to some We're
Speaker 5: going to a bar around Paddington there.
Speaker 4: And I just go pop into the toilet.
Speaker 5: I pop in, right, and there's this young guy I
Speaker 5: reckon about early twenties and I walk in. He goes
Speaker 5: and you know when you walking to the dog, you
Speaker 5: know they've just chewed something up and they've done something naughty.
Speaker 5: He gave me that look and I was like, so
Speaker 5: I go to the urinal sitting there, and he just goes,
Speaker 5: hey Jack. I'm like, hey mate, you know he goes,
Speaker 5: love the potty, mate. He goes, I've got a confession
Speaker 5: of mate. I went, oh, yeah. He goes, I've shipped myself.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, interesting, I said, right.
Speaker 4: He goes, click it a selfie and he's getting close
Speaker 4: to it, and I thought, and I was like, okay, this is.
Speaker 5: Med pissed by the way. And then he turns to
Speaker 5: me and I saw I'm just sitting there at at.
Speaker 4: The door, and he's gone, he goes, what do I do?
Speaker 4: What do I do?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I'm sitting there, mate, I'm not judging here.
Speaker 5: I've think we've all been there. But there's a pot
Speaker 5: plant out the front. She probably dumped the and he
Speaker 5: goes yeah.
Speaker 4: He goes yeah. I said, I said, is it all
Speaker 4: good for tell this yarn on the poddy?
Speaker 5: He goes, yeah, yeah, all good or good? He's waiting
Speaker 5: for this toilet and the toilet the toilet like that
Speaker 5: finally opens up and he's sitting out the front, and
Speaker 5: he goes to me, you just don't mention my name,
Speaker 5: So no, no, I won't mention your name. And he goes, oh,
Speaker 5: you can mention my name.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 5: He goes, Barney, sweet, sweet, all good. Then he walks
Speaker 5: into the toilet. He must have felt a bit of guilt,
Speaker 5: walk straight back out of whispers in my ear.
Speaker 4: It's actually Buckley. Shout out to you.
Speaker 1: That's a nice name, Yeah, Buckley, So.
Speaker 4: Shout out to you Buckley.
Speaker 3: Things happen in toilets, male toilets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a weird place. How would you know?
Speaker 2: I have been in mentor And a number of times
Speaker 2: have you actually been in them? Yeah, laters of times
Speaker 2: by accident and not.
Speaker 4: And all the female toilets get there.
Speaker 3: They're always stinky female, No.
Speaker 2: Boys are stinky. They put those things in the urinal.
Speaker 1: What things in the urinal?
Speaker 2: Little inky things?
Speaker 3: They're not sinking, they're actually they mean, yeah, they're supposed
Speaker 3: to problem.
Speaker 1: The problem around around the cake. So the cake that
Speaker 1: you see it in they're called the cakes, like the
Speaker 1: trough cakes the urine, and they are there, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: in some cases snow cones and they sit there and
Speaker 1: they're supposed to make it taste better. I mean smell better, yeah,
Speaker 1: not taste better. But the problem with guys is we
Speaker 1: like something to aim at. So a lot of the
Speaker 1: boys just like zero. Sometimes I've been sitting down and
Speaker 1: it's a full urinal and everyone's peeing at the same
Speaker 1: came it wouldn't it be splash? No, No, there's not
Speaker 1: just splash. If you've got a really heavy stream, like
Speaker 1: straight at it, they're splash trap. But you almost got
Speaker 1: an arc. It's almost like picture like a snowboard picture
Speaker 1: of motocross Harley Davidson, what do they call it? The
Speaker 1: like nitro circus and you're watching it and they do
Speaker 1: a jump.
Speaker 4: Trusty, crusty.
Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to go for. That's before
Speaker 1: and so crusty demons. They going to jump on a
Speaker 1: dirt bike and it's like, you know, how they hit
Speaker 1: the other ramp that they want to come down. They
Speaker 1: almost hit it like at a perfect stream. That's like
Speaker 1: how you would urinate in a trough.
Speaker 2: I've got a question for you. Yeah, okay, So sometimes
Speaker 2: like do you does it just come out or do
Speaker 2: you have to press and push? You got to compete?
Speaker 1: Doesn't just come out?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, do you accidentally do you accidentally do a
Speaker 2: little far or even a little poop?
Speaker 1: No, not a poop, but like a little a little squeeze.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're sitting in the.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do a little far, Yeah, a little far. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That happens when you're younger. You got to sort of
Speaker 3: push it out a little bit. As you get older,
Speaker 3: it's just falling out.
Speaker 2: Everything's falling out.
Speaker 3: In fact, when you get older, you get a pee
Speaker 3: and then you walk away and I'm going to go
Speaker 3: back in. You've got to finish it off. There's always
Speaker 3: just these.
Speaker 2: Hurry like that.
Speaker 1: Now I'm getting like that already, like my probably in
Speaker 1: between urinations. Just get into like an hour now, but
Speaker 1: you know I have to be able to whole hours.
Speaker 2: Well maybe that's the problem. Maybe held on too long.
Speaker 1: You're drinking way more water now now you know what
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 5: It's cool, actually can you're drinking less water and what
Speaker 5: happens is your bladder can expand, it gets stretched.
Speaker 4: So have you ever noticed that? Now this is theory, right, this.
Speaker 2: Is in fact I'm going to do a bit of
Speaker 2: the disclaimer.
Speaker 4: Bit of Matthew here. So this is my theory.
Speaker 5: Is that if you hold one for ages, right, and
Speaker 5: I've experimented with this when I go to movie theaters,
Speaker 5: if you hold it for ages, your next one takes
Speaker 5: even like hates longer because you actually expand your bladder.
Speaker 2: If you look at all your tubes and stuff that
Speaker 2: go along with.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I've gotten that deep but the
Speaker 5: old urethra or the but I'm just looking right here too.
Speaker 5: In fact, for the trough by the way, they aren't
Speaker 5: actually disinfected or sanitized in any way or have any
Speaker 5: it's mainly for cent so a car freshener. Yes, it's
Speaker 5: rather misleading when they call them cakes and lollies right
Speaker 5: the dance.
Speaker 3: Floor there and we grab a trough out just like
Speaker 3: crunch it up on the dance floor. Honestly, everyone's eyes
Speaker 3: would be burning like that, like the chemicals.
Speaker 1: And everyone if you crush it a horrendous because we've
Speaker 1: done that before at the Precinct in Melbourne. Shout out
Speaker 1: to the Precinct. We used to go there when after
Speaker 1: a long week of pre season and we get the
Speaker 1: trough lolli out. But we would so one person go
Speaker 1: to one side of the dance floor and the other.
Speaker 1: We go on the other and we always treat you
Speaker 1: treat like a hockey puck and you have to kick
Speaker 1: it through all the legs and get it to the
Speaker 1: other person. Yeah, it was fun when it wasn't with
Speaker 1: the trough.
Speaker 3: When you win, when you crack it. When you crack it,
Speaker 3: the trough made the smell.
Speaker 2: Surely they've gotten better. I mean, it's been a long
Speaker 2: time since I've seen the trough lolly smelt it. They've
Speaker 2: gotten better in scent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then i'd actually I encourage more clubs to do it.
Speaker 5: As a kid, it's in like it's ingrained in my
Speaker 5: mind as a kid when I was going to the
Speaker 5: sheds when Dad played the mixture of danker rub and
Speaker 5: the thick smell of the trough lolly. But when I
Speaker 5: went the first grade, trust me, because they set rate
Speaker 5: the rooms. Now they're not really in one. You know,
Speaker 5: there's sort of like two sort of rooms where you
Speaker 5: have because now they do the fox coverage one where
Speaker 5: you can sort of be nude one way you can't now.
Speaker 5: So but by doing that they separate the rooms. With
Speaker 5: the smell of the trough lollies mixed with the danker
Speaker 5: rub so you smell more pooh than you do actually,
Speaker 5: so it's just a hint for clubs there maybe just
Speaker 5: hides some trof somewhere for our listeners.
Speaker 1: You you comment, where's the best urin l trough loll
Speaker 1: in Australia if it's your local cleanic girls and guys.
Speaker 2: Like with our eco friendly societies these days and everyone
Speaker 2: trying to be on trend, there'd be lovely aroma therapy
Speaker 2: oils floating about.
Speaker 1: You would think that if you have, if you know
Speaker 1: a toilet like that, commented Spotify orhere you listening there's
Speaker 1: old rs ls.
Speaker 2: The pubs there are automatic you know air fresheners now too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some place, but they don't do much. They squirt
Speaker 1: they just yeah, that.
Speaker 3: Was that was a perfect perm It's just like the
Speaker 3: Japanese toilets are insane. They're a joy there. They're clean,
Speaker 3: they're enjoyable walk in there.
Speaker 1: Just the whole place is clean. They see it as rude,
Speaker 1: like if you if you take a coffee takeaway and
Speaker 1: you're walking on the street, that's rude because it's like
Speaker 1: rubbish where it is.
Speaker 5: There's no bins. But but that's because that's actually wasn't culturally.
Speaker 5: That's actually because of the bombs that were hidden around
Speaker 5: the city in the eighties.
Speaker 1: It was in the one of the bombs, a bomb
Speaker 1: went off in a trash can.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like Japan in Tokyo, so they hit
Speaker 5: them because there were so many There were so many
Speaker 5: that hit it in the city and they couldn't find
Speaker 5: it blah blah blah. So it's actually, yeah, it was
Speaker 5: quite a you walk the streets, it is the hardest
Speaker 5: place to find a bin. You have to pretty well
Speaker 5: everything's designed to order it there, eat it there, trash
Speaker 5: it there, and get on.
Speaker 3: It isn't very interesting. Like you look at different like
Speaker 3: different cultures and they have their like for instance, like
Speaker 3: when you think you're like a bombing there, we naturally
Speaker 3: think about, you know things like you know back in
Speaker 3: the day there was and all those different things. But yeah,
Speaker 3: what was Japan? What was it about in their history
Speaker 3: that they had to there is attacks? You know, was
Speaker 3: it anyone?
Speaker 4: Was there any nineteen ninety five subway saren attacks?
Speaker 3: That's what it was.
Speaker 1: Subway Yeah, I imagine it's just just someone an extra grind.
Speaker 5: The subway system is different, so it's like essentially they've
Speaker 5: got their system.
Speaker 4: But there's like literally like.
Speaker 5: It's like New York in some ways, but you can
Speaker 5: sort of get around the city without having to go
Speaker 5: to the surface, like you can.
Speaker 1: Actually live under that.
Speaker 4: You can sort of live under there.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It's remember there's like shops shop, it's there's like it's
Speaker 5: only ecosystem, like they're built like on the roads. You've
Speaker 5: got a cafe and underneath it directly there might be
Speaker 5: another cafe, like right underneath.
Speaker 3: It's I've got the handkering to go back to Japan.
Speaker 1: Yea, we said that in the potty during we'd love
Speaker 1: global around to go over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good things about a soaka Yeah, CCHA is supposed
Speaker 3: to be not very great.
Speaker 1: Look, there's a listener who always comments in stuff saying
Speaker 1: this family podcast is always you have brought it down
Speaker 1: to toilet humor and I'm sick of it. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: going to do it again because I've had food poisoning
Speaker 1: during the week and I don't want to accuse the
Speaker 1: builders who have been building our beautiful Lebanese builders that
Speaker 1: are building the.
Speaker 2: House after the barbecue last week, but.
Speaker 1: I think last week we talked about the raw liver
Speaker 1: that I ate.
Speaker 2: Of course that made it human liver.
Speaker 1: And then you said that all the rest of everyone
Speaker 1: who tried their liver has also got food poison. Now
Speaker 1: they're sick.
Speaker 2: There have there has been a case of the runs
Speaker 2: four of the boys, and each of those four are
Speaker 2: non Lebanese and tasted the liver.
Speaker 1: I had the liver.
Speaker 4: I had the liver, But I'm sweet, did you have
Speaker 4: the liver?
Speaker 2: You might have a bit of Lebanese in this because actually,
Speaker 2: as one of their wives said, like they're used to it,
Speaker 2: their system would be used to it. But if you're
Speaker 2: not used to it, then it's going to affect you
Speaker 2: because it actually that was Wednesday that you ate it,
Speaker 2: and I don't think the response came too like from
Speaker 2: Friday and you had it Monday.
Speaker 1: I had it Monday, Yeah, the start of this week.
Speaker 1: But maybe it's just been manifesting, just stewing up.
Speaker 4: Or that's just you know, aggravated.
Speaker 5: Maybe you should find something else, some other sort of commonality,
Speaker 5: rather than the liver. Maybe it's just a bad case of.
Speaker 1: There's nothing else, there's nothing else that I live in
Speaker 1: unhealthy in my life, or like I live I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pinion of.
Speaker 3: What's what's like the most challenging thing you've put in
Speaker 3: your mouth and like you had to eat you ever?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna let's all answer that question.
Speaker 3: A food where you've looked and I don't know if
Speaker 3: I can eat that? And I found it like goat
Speaker 3: when I first thought about eating goat carry on just
Speaker 3: because you know.
Speaker 2: Culturally, but once I actually had it in I had
Speaker 2: that in India, but they call it mutton, but it's
Speaker 2: not muttin.
Speaker 1: I sushi chain the other day I had to like eel.
Speaker 1: It just felt weird to do it like less similarly,
Speaker 1: just to thought, if you don't think that's what I said,
Speaker 1: everyone just stop thinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah you've managed that, bro, not necessarily.
Speaker 1: I can't do a chicken feed on the potty of
Speaker 1: that time.
Speaker 4: You did too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you hold in food don't.
Speaker 4: Really, I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's not I don't like certain things, but it doesn't
Speaker 5: make me like I eat them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like I'm not a massive fan of like tomato chunks,
Speaker 5: like having a chunk of tomato or like even in guak,
Speaker 5: like big chunks, but if it's in there with walk,
Speaker 5: I'll eat it. But I'm not going to go out
Speaker 5: of my way to eat tomato.
Speaker 1: What a message. Let someone changed shacks Wikipedia. Jack Johns
Speaker 1: will put anything in his mouth. That's his occupation. You
Speaker 1: know what else was funny this week because I had
Speaker 1: food poisoning, so I was like I was at Poppies,
Speaker 1: and I was pretty horizontal the whole time because I
Speaker 1: also hurt my back, so my low back.
Speaker 4: Or you wouldn't and I was sitting there.
Speaker 1: So I had food poisoning and I've also got a
Speaker 1: bad back, so I'm like sort of she's helping me
Speaker 1: get up out of bed to then you know, sit
Speaker 1: down and do my business and then go back. But
Speaker 1: my back got so tight and saw that I could.
Speaker 1: I ended up just not like I didn't want to
Speaker 1: get up because I don't want to stress it, you know,
Speaker 1: because I put my body under enough. So she brushed
Speaker 1: my teeth for me laying in bed, and it was
Speaker 1: like the closest thing to I imagine where you guys
Speaker 1: are going to be soon in a like a nursing home, And.
Speaker 2: That would only be if we were lucky and we
Speaker 2: made it that long care moving out anyway, and those
Speaker 2: adopted children, the foster children, though I have the benefit
Speaker 2: of our home little and.
Speaker 1: She was brushing, and she was brushing her teeth. I went,
Speaker 1: where am I going to spit this?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Where am I going to spit the thing? Otherwise? Like
Speaker 1: what's the point of your brushing it in bed? Because thing? So,
Speaker 1: you know, like a kid drinking out of a hose,
Speaker 1: like back in the day, out of a foot ground,
Speaker 1: just the old cup out of your hands doing it
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: She didn't think to get a cup.
Speaker 1: She just like it was already. You know, when you
Speaker 1: have too much toothpaste and it starts to burn it.
Speaker 1: It's like the oldly story aide where he goes to
Speaker 1: words some child birth and I'm just that's what they say.
Speaker 1: So I've had to split it into Poppy's cup hand
Speaker 1: and it was I remember, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: You couldn't have got up really that was actually.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking, and I'm not like I'm pretty
Speaker 1: good with pain because it's just weakness leaving the body.
Speaker 3: Can I run a few things past you just to
Speaker 3: know where you where you and Poppy are. As far
Speaker 3: as your relationship, there's certain things do you urine in
Speaker 3: front of each other?
Speaker 1: We sort of get into that without that level our.
Speaker 2: To urinate on that that legit when we're in the shower,
Speaker 2: we'd be having a shower together. You're peeing on me
Speaker 2: out your ear.
Speaker 1: I think most couples do that.
Speaker 3: I think most fun Do you fart in front of
Speaker 3: each other? Does that happen?
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 2: I do really a fartherer.
Speaker 1: I drop a couple out like I do pretty well everything.
Speaker 1: Now we don't have to go any further because I
Speaker 1: know where you're going.
Speaker 3: But no, no, no, what I mean, that's totally because
Speaker 3: it's a big thing you get there sometimes first going out,
Speaker 3: the nutrition was it was like a basketball of wind
Speaker 3: just in the stomach.
Speaker 1: That's just trying to I've never see I've done all
Speaker 1: that in front of Poppy, but she has in front
Speaker 1: of me. So it's very one side at the moment,
Speaker 1: and I keep trying to catch it, like I'm like,
Speaker 1: where does the wind go?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Is she just fighting in private? Like is she going
Speaker 1: out and crop dust in the patiole?
Speaker 2: Or maybe she just has a very good diet.
Speaker 1: Said, she's the same as me.
Speaker 3: I saw an incredibbably disturbing things once when I was
Speaker 3: nineteen and all the boys at the nights in the
Speaker 3: twenty ones. A lot of them used to live in
Speaker 3: this same house, the sharehouse, and they had you know,
Speaker 3: they had the girlfriends or partners. Anyway, one day, I've
Speaker 3: just walked into the house I've always had a chat
Speaker 3: to chat and literally opened up, gone to walk into
Speaker 3: the toilet because it was half open, opened it up,
Speaker 3: and it was one of their girlfriends in there. And
Speaker 3: as I walked in, she'd wiped her backside and she
Speaker 3: was looking out. Oh uh, turn around, back out.
Speaker 1: That is it's hard to come back from. We were
Speaker 1: in a maca's toilet when we were. When I was
Speaker 1: I would have been like eight. You picked up from
Speaker 1: school and you had to go to the toilet, and
Speaker 1: so you brought me.
Speaker 2: It was at a server.
Speaker 1: Ship did the disabled It wasn't a disabled toilet because
Speaker 1: it was at a server. The one toilet in.
Speaker 2: There, and I said, mind the door, and the door didn't.
Speaker 1: Lock for some reason. She said, oh, mind the door.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting on the door like that looking at
Speaker 1: her on the toilet.
Speaker 3: But the door was a pull.
Speaker 1: So the guy I thought he was going to push
Speaker 1: sho didn't fill me and that stops the door. But
Speaker 1: he's pulled it, and because I'm laying on it, I
Speaker 1: just fall back. And then so this guy's opened it.
Speaker 1: Seeing this little eight year old while on his back
Speaker 1: looking out looked up, Tris is just laying a log.
Speaker 2: In like an arablet.
Speaker 1: I forgot that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're on the outside.
Speaker 1: I thought I was inside because I remember because I
Speaker 1: remember my back like a turtle.
Speaker 4: That was so funny.
Speaker 1: I got any segment for bonding. This one's called Watson
Speaker 1: Cooper's cuticles. Now. This is I found a news story
Speaker 1: during the week which I thought, wow, that's good, let's
Speaker 1: get inside my cuticles. It doesn't really.
Speaker 3: Work because.
Speaker 1: Ce U T I c l E s ut do
Speaker 1: you know what cuticles are?
Speaker 4: No idea?
Speaker 1: So it's like on your finger. So girls will push
Speaker 1: their cuticles.
Speaker 3: Back like they're it's where your nails go from utwoicles cool.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: So I just right there there, mum in toilet.
Speaker 2: So funny, so funny.
Speaker 1: So there was I don't know if you guys watching
Speaker 1: the news all this week, but the sties, yeah, there
Speaker 1: was a so they found they found remains in a
Speaker 1: suitcase down in goldburn in Goldburen, they found like a
Speaker 1: suitcase like a traveling suitcase and there were remains in it,
Speaker 1: and they all over the news. It was like all
Speaker 1: the found a dead body. I did see a headline,
Speaker 1: so what you might if you hadn't kept up the
Speaker 1: news with like literally as we recording this podcast, so
Speaker 1: that they thought it was a dead body. And then
Speaker 1: the commissioner came out like two nights ago and said, oh,
Speaker 1: we can confirm they're not human remains. You know, they're
Speaker 1: not human based. And then the journalists cigar, so what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 4: Is it an animal?
Speaker 1: We cannot confirm or deny what it is yet. We're
Speaker 1: still figuring that out. It was a sex doll, a
Speaker 1: blow up, so it was like a human sex doll.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was a blow up punched.
Speaker 1: But it could have been because a lot of Yeah,
Speaker 1: like there's some that like actually got like not human
Speaker 1: skin on it, but like a softer like thing.
Speaker 5: So they've obviously one second, did you just say bots?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bots?
Speaker 4: Like are you saying like from blade Runner like they
Speaker 4: could these.
Speaker 3: Ones they're making now lifelike?
Speaker 4: How do you know that.
Speaker 1: Wow taps up to date? Yeah, but I thought that
Speaker 1: is a that's a bizarre imagining a cop broken up
Speaker 1: with a thing thinking because they're obviously not allowed to touch,
Speaker 1: they had to send.
Speaker 2: I was reading the for the forensics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they came out today and obviously they elaborated
Speaker 1: it's a sex doll. They said they didn't want the
Speaker 1: cops to get in any trouble for you know, thinking
Speaker 1: that it was a dead body, because they're not allowed
Speaker 1: to touch it and mess with the DNA. Obviously there's
Speaker 1: evidence on there, so they've opened it, seen what looked
Speaker 1: like to be human skin. It was obviously a sex doal.
Speaker 1: They've send it to get tests and stuff. But I
Speaker 1: thought that is very very funny.
Speaker 2: Wow, I love this.
Speaker 1: I love this quote. This is from a criminologist told
Speaker 1: The Guardian. Australia police have been blamed over the years,
Speaker 1: and rightly so for tunnel vision, but these fellas did
Speaker 1: the right thing. Can you imagine if it was a
Speaker 1: real body and they just go unzip the bag and
Speaker 1: say we'll have a poke around here. They sent it
Speaker 1: off for embarrassing for they sent it off and they
Speaker 1: followed procedure. So shout out to those coppers.
Speaker 2: Could you can identify a bump.
Speaker 3: Those two lanes where people put dummies up alongside. And
Speaker 3: remember that, what are they say that you have the
Speaker 3: T two lanes or two three in the morning, you've.
Speaker 2: Got to have three people in the transit lanes.
Speaker 3: Put Mennican's in there, and because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you're a single person driving in there,
Speaker 2: you're not allowed.
Speaker 1: It stole like one of those still exist. Well they
Speaker 1: got T three lanes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they still transit from.
Speaker 1: Where we live now, if you're going in the city,
Speaker 1: the far left lane in the morning from yeah, the
Speaker 1: bus lanes transit. Okay, on the Harbor Bridge, there's a
Speaker 1: transit lanes by the way.
Speaker 3: Excellent movie Mannekan back in the day ship Okay, I've
Speaker 3: never seen it.
Speaker 2: I don't bother. Was the waste time?
Speaker 3: Fantastic?
Speaker 2: He loved lebron could be. You sent me a text.
Speaker 2: I think it was last week and I was asleep,
Speaker 2: and the next day you said to me, oh, you
Speaker 2: didn't respond to my text, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I saw it. I didn't really believe it. And it
Speaker 2: was a nice text and it said something about, oh no,
Speaker 2: I don't you know, don't show you enough appreciation. I
Speaker 2: really love you and thank you for everything you do.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, why did you send that?
Speaker 2: That was weird? And I was waiting for the punchline
Speaker 2: because every time he does something nice, then it joke
Speaker 2: on me. And then he and he said, Papi and
Speaker 2: I were watching Hunting Wives. Well, Cooper, I have just
Speaker 2: finished watching Hunting Wives. I cannot imagine what bit of
Speaker 2: that you thought. I really love my mum and I
Speaker 2: want to let her know.
Speaker 1: It was a spoiler of a you know when when
Speaker 1: the person dies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, there's a few dads, and then.
Speaker 1: There's the and the single mum. And she bought she
Speaker 1: bought that item for her daughter and she's not fine,
Speaker 1: she doesn't have financing well off, and her and a
Speaker 1: daughter have the fight, and then she buys that item
Speaker 1: for a daughter. But then when the item comes, the
Speaker 1: daughter's like she'd be.
Speaker 3: Murdered from the single single mum. There were you're crying about?
Speaker 3: Did you cry about the father?
Speaker 1: I didn't died. I think the father he was dead,
Speaker 1: he left, he took off. He was the Maddie Johns
Speaker 1: of the Did you.
Speaker 4: Cry in shame? What did you cry? And shame? Diesel
Speaker 4: and the injectors?
Speaker 1: What a reference?
Speaker 3: That is not good? John John John Levat.
Speaker 2: It's not John, it is, but it's not the coop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're close. The next day, like mid day, you're Poppy.
Speaker 2: Then you go, so did you get my text? I
Speaker 2: was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, And then what did
Speaker 2: you say?
Speaker 1: I can't remember? This was like weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It's like last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my life moves fast. What do you if you
Speaker 1: wanted me to remember this, try to team me up
Speaker 1: before the.
Speaker 2: You said, because because Poppy sent her mom a nice
Speaker 2: message at the same point and got a response straight away,
Speaker 2: and you even this morning crickets. Yeah, but that's because
Speaker 2: you're always giving a game.
Speaker 3: Just step in there, I reckon. He was noting himself
Speaker 3: for I'm just going to send mom a really nice yeah,
Speaker 3: like the perfect child. Really, mate, you're described run in
Speaker 3: on your mate. You're a disgraced and let's.
Speaker 2: Talk about the other perfect child.
Speaker 1: That's what I read your article over your shoulder. You
Speaker 1: can't read I couldn't read your right.
Speaker 2: The other child had a meltdown today, because why not
Speaker 2: not today? The other day before when I when I
Speaker 2: revealed like we're about to move into the house, and
Speaker 2: I said, oh, like you guys, your your shutters aren't
Speaker 2: going to be here for about six to ten weeks.
Speaker 3: You know it was so good?
Speaker 2: Did he completely loses should?
Speaker 1: I asked, right, But because you knew you have shutters up,
Speaker 1: I didn't shut us up. Now, how did the how
Speaker 1: did you get the shutters?
Speaker 4: We had?
Speaker 5: We had to we spend them, so she told us
Speaker 5: in the morning. So then me and Jim spent our
Speaker 5: sunday out at Ike are going to collect some new
Speaker 5: blinds and a what do you call those the hook
Speaker 5: attraction pole pole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're not blinds. Those things are called curtains.
Speaker 2: That you've got.
Speaker 1: Such a small detail.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's just a small it was it was it
Speaker 5: was a very true see drough this entire bill.
Speaker 4: Trisha has been one of the great drip feeders in information.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've been very busy.
Speaker 5: Well, the day before we move in, you don't need
Speaker 5: to tell us that we won't have curtains. That our window,
Speaker 5: which that me and Jim sleeping, the window looks directly
Speaker 5: into the neighbors.
Speaker 4: They look straightened out.
Speaker 2: Why that looks into nothing? People's not worried about his
Speaker 2: window that looks straight into the street.
Speaker 1: I don't know, blind I don't care. I like being
Speaker 1: made ked. You're not here off the time, That's true. No,
Speaker 1: The best part of that wholeg was remember because where's
Speaker 1: me and Daddy sitting there? We were eating porridge or something,
Speaker 1: and Jack remember arguing across us.
Speaker 3: He's going, so Jack was, Trisha was under the oppression
Speaker 3: that you were talking about sunlight you were actually and
Speaker 3: you go, oh, well, just god, just wear an eyemask
Speaker 3: and I'll come up. And I thought, no, because they
Speaker 3: can still see you. He was talking about people looking
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 1: He was like the neighbors from getting I was in
Speaker 1: that room for like the majority of my childhood, and
Speaker 1: I'd wake up sometimes and the guy be hanging his
Speaker 1: washing just looking at me.
Speaker 3: It was so funny. When we come home, Jack was
Speaker 3: standing out the front of the next to and he's
Speaker 3: standing there and I went, I could see the look,
Speaker 3: and I thought, what's happened? And I said, it's going on? Mate.
Speaker 3: He goes, I'm just standing here. I'm just standing here
Speaker 3: contemplating just about how selfish everyone is in this house.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, big statement, mate.
Speaker 3: He goes. Mate, Trich just dripped the information. Do you
Speaker 3: know this is some enthusiastic do you know what? Just
Speaker 3: get out of my way, just gid way down to
Speaker 3: I'm going to see the girl.
Speaker 1: Was wearing a leather jacket. He just kicked He kicked
Speaker 1: Jack like the like the Spartans kicked.
Speaker 3: The Green Get the funk out of my way?
Speaker 1: Who was the Spartans fighting? Kicked the king of Persia
Speaker 1: into that pit? That's cess Pitt.
Speaker 4: Is that wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That you know the this is Sparta and he kicks him.
Speaker 3: The Persian, the Persian king? Who was?
Speaker 4: I don't need.
Speaker 1: To know his name?
Speaker 3: If you can pull it, Cyrus, actually, Cyrus, do we
Speaker 3: need to see what's going on with that tips, Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's do it away. Put the accent on, just to
Speaker 3: break of your body on the Irish accent. Rabbi League
Speaker 3: Warrington playing Wigan in Dublin.
Speaker 2: Already, it would be lovely where they.
Speaker 3: Play would be lovely. Play in Dublin.
Speaker 2: But where does the ground have an cork?
Speaker 3: I think they'd be playing Cork is not Dublin. Down
Speaker 3: road it'll be might be the famous.
Speaker 2: G because we have some Irish listeners to Craig Oh, Cooper,
Speaker 2: John's your little shits. You've hit the front again. That's
Speaker 2: five last week?
Speaker 1: Can I just stop for one sec just lose the
Speaker 1: Irish accent. Yeah, and just do it.
Speaker 2: You're so annoying you. But I got for them on
Speaker 2: one hundred and three. Jack, you're on one hundred. You
Speaker 2: got five. Matt, you're tailing us all. Only got four
Speaker 2: last week on ninety six.
Speaker 1: So you can you say my score again?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're one hundred and four. Cooper. Okay, good Cooper, Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: this week's steps people.
Speaker 4: I just want to stop here, Trish. I think you
Speaker 4: one hundred percent right. I think Cooper's been the annoying
Speaker 4: one here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All of our listeners go to the comments and say,
Speaker 1: who's being more and more annoying Tricia's Irish accent or
Speaker 1: me asking her just to not.
Speaker 2: Do oh, those who like the sound of their own voice.
Speaker 2: Any Panthers versus Roosters tough one. Panthers lost last week
Speaker 2: to the worst.
Speaker 3: I'm going Panthers.
Speaker 2: I kind of feel like they're going to Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go Panthers as well. Panthers. Some breaking
Speaker 4: news that Jack Clear is just asked for release from
Speaker 4: the Wires to.
Speaker 2: Join Really he's a lovely boy.
Speaker 5: Looking at it's it's it's I just saw it pop
Speaker 5: up five minutes ago.
Speaker 4: I was going to bring it up. I thought a
Speaker 4: way for a.
Speaker 2: Moment, Okay, and there we found it.
Speaker 1: Play that's pretty good talent. Yeah, I'm going to sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go the roosters.
Speaker 2: You're on the roosters, Okay, Sea Eagles and the Dolphins.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to go the dolphins. I think
Speaker 2: the Sea Eagles have fallen off the what's the cliff?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: You know when you're in the fish and the big
Speaker 2: drop and the cliff, you know what's.
Speaker 3: That called waterfall?
Speaker 1: The Mariana Trench.
Speaker 2: No, it's not the Mariana Trench. No, that's like a
Speaker 2: shopping cut something shelf.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The good thing is we know instal shelf.
Speaker 2: Continental shelf. They've gone right off the continental.
Speaker 4: Sure, that's it.
Speaker 3: I've got dolphins.
Speaker 2: I'm going dolphins too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to go dolphins as well.
Speaker 1: I will go the dolphins as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bulldogs and the rabbits.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go rabbits. I just sort of thing.
Speaker 3: I think the dogs have worked very hard to get
Speaker 3: in the position now and sort of get the sense
Speaker 3: of getting a bit tired again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I go Rabbits as well.
Speaker 1: I'm here in La Troll's back here this week or
Speaker 1: next week. I don't know if they named in this week,
Speaker 1: and I haven't looked a look at the teamless Tuesdays,
Speaker 1: but I think he might be pushing for a return
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: Next week, you know what, I'm going to get the Bulldogs.
Speaker 1: I will go the Rabbits.
Speaker 2: Then, okay, Sharks and the Readers.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, I'm going to go. Sure, I'll go Sharks
Speaker 3: to bounce backward, not with a lot of confidence, so
Speaker 3: worrying me the Sharks.
Speaker 2: How did the Raiders go last week? I know the
Speaker 2: last beat, but they that was tight? Yeah, you know what, No,
Speaker 2: I'm going to show loyalty Sharkies.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the Sharks.
Speaker 2: Sharks O got Eels and the Cowboys. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go for the Cowboys.
Speaker 3: Oh, oh jeez, I'm gonna go Wheels.
Speaker 4: Well see this breaking news.
Speaker 5: It's got drink orders asked for early release to join
Speaker 5: Dragons for the rest of the year.
Speaker 4: No, no, that's fake news, fallacious, it's fake news. Jack.
Speaker 2: Who would you like to go for? Mate?
Speaker 4: This was the Wheels and K two is you're.
Speaker 1: Trying to make cracking jokes. You can't, Jack, just listen
Speaker 1: from now.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I'm going to go the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: I'll go the Cowboys as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, Broncos and the Warriors. I'm going the Warriors.
Speaker 5: Last week, the Wise, that's the I think that's the
Speaker 5: biggest home game of the year so far has been
Speaker 5: Magic Round Cowboys.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Broncos and Wires.
Speaker 1: I'll go the Wise as well.
Speaker 3: Been forty two twelve last time there.
Speaker 4: Too, Thanks, thanks, that was one half one.
Speaker 1: That was when Tanner Boy got hurt.
Speaker 2: Okay, Knights and Titans, I'm going the Titans. Come on, boys, Yeah,
Speaker 2: come on, Titans. Knights have to be due for a loss.
Speaker 4: Go Titans, you hope.
Speaker 1: So, but you know what, let's getting to the pointing
Speaker 1: end of the year. I'm going to go the Knights.
Speaker 2: Oh little bitch, okay, a gorgeous woman. Tigers and the Dragons.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to the Dragons. I think they've
Speaker 2: got a little bit of blood last night last week too.
Speaker 3: I love the Dragons did last week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about couchmen having like sixty six tackles in sixty.
Speaker 3: Seven Ryan Royan Cashman?
Speaker 2: Okay, j J, what are you doing dude, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go dragons.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll be different. I'll go to the
Speaker 1: tigers because you just can't back the dragons with any confidence,
Speaker 1: can you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know, even the dragons A little bit of.
Speaker 4: The dragons a chance possibly of avoiding the spoon.
Speaker 3: Or they gottap.
Speaker 1: Who's second last?
Speaker 3: Bronco?
Speaker 1: But Broncos second last? Are you joking?
Speaker 2: Are you joking me?
Speaker 1: Are you joking? No, Maddie Johns, Broncos are what the
Speaker 1: second last? Oh they're on the same amount of points
Speaker 1: as the Titans.
Speaker 3: Though, but les, let's how many points Dragons?
Speaker 4: Six?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, how many rounds your left?
Speaker 1: Well? Three wins? Yeah you're laughing, don't worry.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you well, the Nights are a good chance
Speaker 5: of they're sitting at six. They're a good chance with
Speaker 5: the bye last round head into the top four.
Speaker 3: Big time, Joe. That'd be very very tough assignment playing
Speaker 3: on week one.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Have the best weekend, people, We've got another We've
Speaker 2: got another wedding. Love it dominate.
Speaker 3: You're going to get steps over ten step actually.
Speaker 2: Try stepping and moving some more furniture for me. Oh
Speaker 2: there he goes, Now leave it to me, Bye bye,