Speaker 1: Hello, joining us today. Introduce yourself.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Alison.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful, got a shirt in the best.
Speaker 3: My best, my best, my.
Speaker 1: Best.
Speaker 2: Thank you Jason, thank you, my God.
Speaker 1: Jesus also present.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Jeez. I have Jews on my fridge, not mine.
Speaker 1: The photo of him.
Speaker 4: Someone commented on an Instagram video of me on this
Speaker 4: show from ages ago, like last year, come to the
Speaker 4: last week and saying, why is he even called jews?
Speaker 2: Get a new name, bro. I come in to back
Speaker 2: and said, I agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't more. And I did not know myself that.
Speaker 4: In fact, no one wanted no proper picture following nobody,
Speaker 4: followed by nobody and zero posts.
Speaker 2: I love those papers.
Speaker 1: Here you now, jen Z. Did we move house on
Speaker 1: the weekend?
Speaker 4: No, I move on Friday.
Speaker 3: Remember she cut the testicles off the doggie.
Speaker 2: We got the keys. Dennis is alive and well he's
Speaker 2: going ahead.
Speaker 3: I'll show you him. How long are your cone head?
Speaker 1: For ten days?
Speaker 2: But he's not doing ten days of that? Embarrassing.
Speaker 4: We have the donuts to keep the cone on, otherwise.
Speaker 1: They really don't sleep well.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing.
Speaker 4: He'll be agitating his vagina if you take the cone off.
Speaker 2: He's.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so he's Willy still there.
Speaker 1: Because Willy is still there, and you know what, his
Speaker 1: sack is still far away.
Speaker 4: The Willy is.
Speaker 1: From the ballsack on a dog's empty balls like here,
Speaker 1: but the willing looks comes out of the belly.
Speaker 2: He's got a big little dog.
Speaker 4: Does he he's.
Speaker 3: I remember seeing. I'm still traumatized from saying now poodle
Speaker 3: when I was younger by the pool with these lipstick
Speaker 3: out really threw me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's quite confirmed.
Speaker 3: It's like, mom, what's wrong with George?
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with your stuff?
Speaker 4: But you have Friday house?
Speaker 3: What's that house?
Speaker 4: Body?
Speaker 1: Do not have a house when you're first moving?
Speaker 3: So when are you moving in Friday?
Speaker 2: Friday will be the first night there. Yeah, wait, like
Speaker 2: a day have it on Siday. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have drinks Saturday. So excited?
Speaker 1: Yes, getting the other plates it's nice.
Speaker 2: N So yeah, it's like a two stories, got a backyard.
Speaker 3: What are we doing about a flatmate?
Speaker 1: We must have got time? No not yet? Oh well
Speaker 1: sort of not really. Don't just take anyone really, yeah,
Speaker 1: we will. I'm happy to do the interview with them
Speaker 1: if you like Jason and I Yeah, it's quite funny.
Speaker 2: That's what the parents could be happening.
Speaker 3: We should do it on the show. That's funny. What
Speaker 3: are your intentions? What time would you have a problem
Speaker 3: with the TV still being on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What time do you plan on cutting off social
Speaker 1: activity in the house? Given that our gen Z works
Speaker 1: at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: If there's only a little bit of milk left for
Speaker 3: one coffee, what would you do?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about sharing food or do you
Speaker 1: have to have your own food in a sharehouse?
Speaker 4: How do you feel about gen Z?
Speaker 2: She's good fun.
Speaker 1: Do you like sausage dogs vaginas?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's solid, that's fun.
Speaker 1: Do we do some interviews?
Speaker 2: So yeah, we need to find we'd like to do
Speaker 2: it on the show place.
Speaker 4: Probably shouldn't find special person on the show because you
Speaker 4: probably get.
Speaker 3: A guy that's a special that's a special podcast, the interview.
Speaker 1: To another show. Not doing extra content, I'm not wasting
Speaker 1: that great great content.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's.
Speaker 1: We've got a whole show to film. Let's not be
Speaker 1: doing extra things when we kind of.
Speaker 3: Just Do you have a club gig on the weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did in a club called Storyville in the city I.
Speaker 3: Think you need to start plugging him on Friday. It's
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 1: Many people at your gig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was real, real busy. So there was people
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 4: Yes, there was people this time. That club was always
Speaker 4: quite busy. First time playing there.
Speaker 2: But here's why interrupted.
Speaker 1: Could you do the lights a bit? It's too bright?
Speaker 1: Can you just turn the lights?
Speaker 2: Here's why and it's giving me. Yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 3: Turn the housets off. Yeah, put the other lights on.
Speaker 3: The spotties.
Speaker 1: It's doing nice color Like, no, that's a bit, like, no,
Speaker 1: just gentle, just take them off.
Speaker 4: No, not that one.
Speaker 2: Purple is nice.
Speaker 3: Purpose very reminiscent of the public bath. Like okay, just
Speaker 3: like purple.
Speaker 2: This is cute. This is like this easy intimate. Here's wow,
Speaker 2: I feel like doing a podcast. Here's this week.
Speaker 3: This is how we pod from now.
Speaker 1: I can't the bright lights, like for three hours in
Speaker 1: the bright lights, very early in the morning.
Speaker 2: It is a lot.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I get out of here and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: feel relieved when I walk out of the studios. Like,
Speaker 1: so we've got these huge for anyone playing along at home?
Speaker 1: What do you call the think? Like spotlight and like
Speaker 1: lots four of them shining right in our face.
Speaker 3: I remember when I did that stupid marathon show at
Speaker 3: the fifty hour markers, I didn't the lights and as
Speaker 3: soon as I.
Speaker 2: Did the most like fifty hours to do that, well, that's.
Speaker 3: The thing, I didn't really And the minute I didn't them,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is nice.
Speaker 1: I feel instantly better.
Speaker 3: In the house.
Speaker 4: You've been kicked out yet that's a bad backwards cab
Speaker 4: going for you though.
Speaker 2: You look gangster as I like it, sick wood.
Speaker 3: You've been kicked out of your house.
Speaker 1: In I have not.
Speaker 3: Did I see you got cheers? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Bro cheers?
Speaker 2: Are I got shoes too? They're quite nice.
Speaker 4: I actually didn't even know they were getting installed, but
Speaker 4: the the landlord.
Speaker 2: Did it nice. You're right on the north side, right
Speaker 2: north where it's at you were.
Speaker 1: You were right losy good, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Where did you good?
Speaker 1: Like twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: But if I leave it like peak times could take
Speaker 2: like fifty.
Speaker 1: Really otherwise I'm so glad we don't have traffic early
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Checked out Glam on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Shmood is the glam Glamorama?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Glamorama.
Speaker 3: It was cool coming back from that mother's day lunch
Speaker 3: in peak out traffic on a Friday. I was like,
Speaker 3: fuck this. I was like, no store Friday. It was hell.
Speaker 3: I was on the phone of Bridy bitching, wait, we've
Speaker 3: got a.
Speaker 1: Story around about the traffic. I knew you haven't, but
Speaker 1: I'm not odd, right, Just why wouldn't we do this?
Speaker 1: So we've got a mother, so lunch in the city
Speaker 1: and then I go, wear'stress. They go, oh, he's packed
Speaker 1: on one our spot. He's gone to move the car.
Speaker 1: Why would you not have just called an over from
Speaker 1: here into the city And then no.
Speaker 3: No, I thought about that, and I looked at it. No,
Speaker 3: I looked at it. But it would have been It
Speaker 3: would have easily added half an hour the trip to
Speaker 3: coming back to South Melbourne to get back out of
Speaker 3: my way, like South Melbourne was there. Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 3: a great loop.
Speaker 2: The lunch.
Speaker 4: So after the lunch I got the uber back here
Speaker 4: to get my car and go home. I went into
Speaker 4: the office into my desk to get my car keys,
Speaker 4: and where I leave my car keys.
Speaker 2: Every day we're not there.
Speaker 4: And I was like, and nobody else had come back
Speaker 4: to the office because nobody else needed to my.
Speaker 2: Car keys weren't there your car.
Speaker 4: My car is here, and I was like, where are
Speaker 4: my car?
Speaker 3: Keys?
Speaker 4: Check the office all over the place, and then I
Speaker 4: was like no, because Jenny, I had to get jen
Speaker 4: Z to get my wallet from my desk because the
Speaker 4: office is being used.
Speaker 2: So you got my wallet and you were there Friday morning.
Speaker 2: There was meetings in there.
Speaker 1: But first of all, I just need to boom, I
Speaker 1: have we need to explain someone else. No one goes
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 3: Wait, so wait, this is really important.
Speaker 1: So Brodie brought the bag and wallet and keys.
Speaker 2: And put it in my bag.
Speaker 4: But I didn't know about the key. But I only
Speaker 4: asked for my wallet. So Brodie put my keys in
Speaker 4: Jenny's bag.
Speaker 2: Jenny, ever was complace.
Speaker 4: Jenny had no idea that my keys were in her bag.
Speaker 4: I got back here, couldn't find my keys. Called Jenny,
Speaker 4: being like what.
Speaker 3: Is going on?
Speaker 4: She was like, no, no, Brodie only put your wallet
Speaker 4: in my bag.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me just check. And then she checked and.
Speaker 3: So I have Brodie's bet but this was in your bet.
Speaker 4: And Jenny was a man, and I was like, okay, look,
Speaker 4: I can just we can sort it out later. I'll
Speaker 4: just get an uber home. But then my house keys
Speaker 4: are in my car. Luckily Claudia and my partner was
Speaker 4: at home so she could let me in.
Speaker 2: That was fine, so he's big.
Speaker 4: Jenny then dropped my keys to my place later on,
Speaker 4: but then I was djaying on Friday night, but my
Speaker 4: gig only started at one thirty, so when.
Speaker 3: I got so when I.
Speaker 4: Got home after all this, eventually got home at like
Speaker 4: four thirty, chilled for a bit, organized to get my
Speaker 4: keys back from Jenny, had dinner. Then I started watching
Speaker 4: The Foody and then it was like eight thirty and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I haven't slept yet, and if
Speaker 4: I don't sleep, I will I'll be going from four
Speaker 4: am before the show to four am after my gig.
Speaker 4: So then the Foody was good. So I ended up
Speaker 4: watching the end of the Footy and I had to sleep,
Speaker 4: So then.
Speaker 2: It was ten forty five.
Speaker 4: I set my alarm for midnight, got up at midnight
Speaker 4: after a proper sleep, I was so tired, not in
Speaker 4: the mood to DJ at all, got a very got
Speaker 4: dressed and ready very quickly. Had to get an ubher
Speaker 4: from my place to here to pick up my car,
Speaker 4: then drive into.
Speaker 2: The city in dj till three thirty.
Speaker 1: I wasn't listening to that story. Did you DJ till
Speaker 1: three thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3: Go back to the keys bag heaven the ball Well,
Speaker 3: Bradie said, as I was leaving the Mother's Day, lap Chicken,
Speaker 3: you take my laptop bag. And I'm like yeah. And
Speaker 3: then I rang him maybe half an hour later, when
Speaker 3: I was in the traffic and I knew he'd already
Speaker 3: left and he was in the cab and I rang him.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey mate, I'm downstairs. If you want me
Speaker 3: to take your laptop bag, bring it down. And he
Speaker 3: was like, no, no, no, no, no, surely you have it,
Speaker 3: surely you have it. And I was like, nah, I'm
Speaker 3: backing yard gone, but you.
Speaker 1: Could said to me, so Paul mates from Brisbane in town,
Speaker 1: eight mates, eight school friends from Brisbane. So I got
Speaker 1: home from the Mother's Day and they'd all been out
Speaker 1: for lunch and then they were going dinner as well,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, we're just going to pop home.
Speaker 1: Everyone wants to stay hi.
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you not kick on for
Speaker 2: you guys?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 1: We went to that, We went to the went to Florentinos,
Speaker 1: to the Cellar bar for a bit and then we
Speaker 1: went home and then I had a dinner to go to.
Speaker 1: All right, but Dan, Paul said to me, Rhodes, was
Speaker 1: it for London?
Speaker 3: Yeah, broads, misty suit fitting.
Speaker 1: Makes me nervous when.
Speaker 3: You were poorly caught up?
Speaker 2: Was he feral?
Speaker 1: I don't have my husband's in.
Speaker 4: He looked great, the big fella, and he was leading
Speaker 4: his friends and they all got in. The Sprinter behind
Speaker 4: him was asished.
Speaker 1: He had the full Mercedes vand Sprinter is showing off everyone.
Speaker 2: You can Matchine.
Speaker 1: The boys from Brisbane.
Speaker 4: We kept and Billy who owns the London's like Billy,
Speaker 4: thanks for having us and Billy was all Billy owns
Speaker 4: the pub here. It was great.
Speaker 2: Was he showing up Billy?
Speaker 4: There was a little bit of stud but I loved it.
Speaker 3: Billy got us in after lockdown. I love Billy.
Speaker 1: Question you really sucking on that microphone breaking me out?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Did they stay at your place?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: None of them. No, they're lovely boys. Who booked them
Speaker 1: all into a beautiful hotel. They were at their whole
Speaker 1: level at a hotel around the corner from us.
Speaker 4: That's so good.
Speaker 3: Christ's Hotel. I love the christ I loved it. Paul
Speaker 3: and I we sent end up at the Christis Hotel
Speaker 3: after but.
Speaker 1: The boys went, they went, it's actually a really nice hotel.
Speaker 1: I'm like, next time we have an argument, you think
Speaker 1: you're going to the Christ's Hotel, can't I just go
Speaker 1: there with a buffet breakfast to them? They had a
Speaker 1: they got the first night fever and then they had
Speaker 1: to go to the football. They're in the presence lunch
Speaker 1: on Saturday, but it was that one twenty games they
Speaker 1: had to be there at eleven thirty to be there
Speaker 1: at one's Adam, big boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah is rough?
Speaker 2: I want five from the dollars on the foot this
Speaker 2: weekend from twenty dollars responsible. I made lots of money.
Speaker 2: You forgot your car though that was your fault. All right,
Speaker 2: we must got's well done, well done.
Speaker 3: No good luck for Dennis and the balls this week.
Speaker 4: The lack of balls has a vagina so to see
Speaker 4: if the.
Speaker 2: Sack just hanging, yeah, it's like empty.
Speaker 3: Can't you do it like the biggest losing You know
Speaker 3: when they when.
Speaker 1: They get the skin, take what we put a nappy
Speaker 1: on him?
Speaker 4: Are you wearing the same vest that Dennis is laying
Speaker 4: this week?
Speaker 3: You put a nappy on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get dogs poppy nappies.
Speaker 2: Why so he doesn't lick its balls? Okay, this is fair.
Speaker 3: Turtles, we are