Speaker 1: Getting every day every lady gentleman adelaides dirty and.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast. And you know there's age gaps,
Speaker 2: then there's age gaps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we spoke about a man who's sixty who's dating
Speaker 3: woman who's twenty four, which is younger than his daughters.
Speaker 3: You can imagine what sort of feedback he got from
Speaker 3: his daughters. So we just opened up the lines and
Speaker 3: got some outrageous situations writing an Adelaide of people with
Speaker 3: these giant age gaps in their dating.
Speaker 2: And we got a phone call that has to be
Speaker 2: heard to be believed because it was basically a son
Speaker 2: who was completely salty at his mother because she married
Speaker 2: someone in their nineties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, young gentleman by the name of King, who's got
Speaker 4: a lot on.
Speaker 1: His chest, he had a bit to say, didn't he
Speaker 1: good on him?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: This is a good safe place to vent.
Speaker 3: We've always said that Nova Zhe nine is a place
Speaker 3: for really it's really therapeutic.
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it cathartic ethan.
Speaker 3: Let's right now and talk about dating age gaps. We
Speaker 3: should Oh my gosh, doesn't outrageous articles come out a
Speaker 3: six year old man's daughters who were both in thirties
Speaker 3: that begged the father not to match with a woman
Speaker 3: on a dating website who was younger than on a
Speaker 3: dating app. Oh my gosh, so SEMMI, the person is
Speaker 3: twenty four.
Speaker 4: She met her.
Speaker 3: Partner, Claudio Claudia for double No my nine, No, my
Speaker 3: nine is your name? Claudio? Oh my gosh. You didn't
Speaker 3: see that coming, did you. She met Claudio, who's sixty,
Speaker 3: when she was eighteen thanks to this dating site seeking arrangement,
Speaker 3: which is basically like Weiger daddy. Yeah, young girls go
Speaker 3: to find a sugar day. Yeah, so you just wonder
Speaker 3: what their intentions are, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: So Claudio recalled his daughters were thirty three and thirty
Speaker 3: four begged him not to date a woman younger than them,
Speaker 3: but he couldn't help himself when he stumbled across semi
Speaker 3: on the matchmaking app. Fortunately, after meeting Sammy, Claudia's daughters
Speaker 3: grew to accept the relationship and even let their kids
Speaker 3: call her grandma.
Speaker 2: How old is she?
Speaker 1: Twenty four?
Speaker 4: She's twenty four, he's sixty.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, oh boy, let's do some little mess on that.
Speaker 1: Thirty six years.
Speaker 4: For thirty six, This is quite the age gap.
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: But what about the rumors which have since been dispelled?
Speaker 3: But then you sit there and you go, well, was
Speaker 3: there something going on Johnny Depp and General Tager.
Speaker 4: He's sixty, she's twenty. That's a forty year difference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but haven't they both denied it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But what about the hole you no better where there's smoke,
Speaker 3: there's fire type thing?
Speaker 4: Where do these rumors start? Do you know?
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying that you know what Hazy
Speaker 6: does during the day. He's the head of TMZ.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm actually I'm actually an apprentice at the Daily Mail.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, So I just come up with all this sort
Speaker 4: of graph.
Speaker 6: And I was in an age gap relationship, were you?
Speaker 6: There's eighteen years between us?
Speaker 3: WOEA. I know how it was?
Speaker 2: He he was my boss's best friend and how I was.
Speaker 2: He was forty at the time and I was twenty two. Okay,
Speaker 2: so this is interesting to me. So like I feel
Speaker 2: like men who like youth. That's fine, you know, obviously
Speaker 2: you're in your best nick when you're in your twenty
Speaker 2: but also what do you talk about, Like, what did
Speaker 2: you talk about with a forty year old man?
Speaker 7: We got drunk a lot and fought a lot.
Speaker 1: So oh that sounds perfectly functional.
Speaker 3: And what we're drinking probably bloody cruisers, yeah yeah, skittle bombs.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, No, I was, And looking back now as
Speaker 6: a thirty three year old, I'm like, oh, I was
Speaker 6: way too young and I was a terror back there,
Speaker 6: and I was living my best life working in hospitality
Speaker 6: and just going to town and doing silly things. So
Speaker 6: I was just way too young and not mature enough
Speaker 6: to be with someone older like that.
Speaker 2: Did you love him?
Speaker 6: It was on and off for like a good five years,
Speaker 6: so yeah, eventually, yes I did, but I don't think
Speaker 6: I was like properly in love with him. But I
Speaker 6: loved the you know, having someone that you could call
Speaker 6: up for anything, like I need this, I need that.
Speaker 7: Yeah he was a sugar daddy. Was a sugar daddy.
Speaker 6: But if I need, you know, whatever I needed, he
Speaker 6: not as in like materialistic stuff.
Speaker 1: That's that's exactly how it sounds.
Speaker 6: Whatever I needed, like like the drain was blocked at
Speaker 6: home or you know whatever, like I just call it plumber.
Speaker 7: I had no money. Three, I didn't have any money,
Speaker 7: but anyway.
Speaker 3: Confused because the rule that we got told as well.
Speaker 3: Was it's half your age plus seven. That's the youngest
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 1: Go half your age plus seven.
Speaker 4: So I'm thirty eight. That would mean the youngest that
Speaker 4: I could possibly go is twenty six.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well that sounds feasible for you.
Speaker 4: Even that seems like just a different generation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really want to do the mass on
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 8: I'm about to thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you anyway.
Speaker 4: Numbers numbers can be so cruel.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Nath and pay Naith.
Speaker 9: How are you good?
Speaker 1: Thank you? How are you good?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Excellent?
Speaker 4: What's the situation? Nith?
Speaker 9: Oh, I want to be made. He's thirty six, He's
Speaker 9: got the maturity of seventeen year old. Yeah, anyway, he's
Speaker 9: just got his nine year old just a kid actually
Speaker 9: with his nine ene year old missus?
Speaker 4: Where good?
Speaker 3: That's as in terms of us, that's what we're looking for.
Speaker 3: That's for a big age gap. So Nath, how how
Speaker 3: she received amongst all of you guys, the mates?
Speaker 9: Oh all right, only only twenty one, so she's more
Speaker 9: by but she's not real mature. Pretty dumb for a
Speaker 9: thirty six year old.
Speaker 3: I like how you refer to him as a seventeen
Speaker 3: year old, so in terms of mental maturity, she's actually
Speaker 3: older than.
Speaker 9: Yes, she's yeah, she's twice Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, good okay, tog. Shout out to Nath's mate too.
Speaker 4: This morning we have learned across the journey. Is it
Speaker 4: loves live, loves laugh?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, love doesn't know the rules, doesn't it bounds, just
Speaker 4: turns up.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Kim, Good morning.
Speaker 8: How is everyone?
Speaker 1: We're very well? Thank you? What's the age gap that
Speaker 1: we speak of?
Speaker 8: So my mother is fifty eight and her husband is
Speaker 8: probably touching on ninety. Now wow, I normally think I
Speaker 8: normally think there's a motive behind the age cap now
Speaker 8: probably not with everyone, but unfortunately my mother's looking at
Speaker 8: his pocket.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 8: I don't talk to my mother, but she's made it
Speaker 8: quite known that when he moves on that she's going
Speaker 8: to be a rich person.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So when are they quite quite nasty?
Speaker 4: When did they get together? How long has the relationship
Speaker 4: been going?
Speaker 8: They've been married for about three years prior to that,
Speaker 8: probably been together for the three again.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, So is there love there or you just
Speaker 1: think it's I.
Speaker 8: Don't think so. No, I think they're just comfortable.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I don't want to break it to you,
Speaker 3: but joke's on her. I heard he's going to live
Speaker 3: to one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 8: Well I hope he does, and his kids actually see
Speaker 8: he's inheritance. That's my opinion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So just just to really take a deep
Speaker 3: dive into this, Kim, you had this conversation with the
Speaker 3: kids as well. Is it like an open discussion.
Speaker 8: I've had the open discussion with brothers and family about it,
Speaker 8: and they will feel the same way, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah. God, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2: If you're thinking of asking us over for Christmas at
Speaker 2: your house, probably don't.
Speaker 8: It's going to be Oh, she wouldn't be invited anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm picking up that vicue. Yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas. That's a solid age, that's yeah, that's tense. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm two years older than the car as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, she ain't hanging around from one mane.
Speaker 1: You could go to the gym, or to the shopping,
Speaker 1: or go to work.
Speaker 4: Us what if you went in a beachier direction.
Speaker 1: You're only a what if away from a holiday? With
Speaker 1: the IFO.
Speaker 4: Accommodation, flass packages and more.
Speaker 7: What if it's for travel.
Speaker 3: That's a job, job, a terrible job.
Speaker 4: Best way to start a Monday.
Speaker 3: We always say that's welcome to the studio and use
Speaker 3: reda abby.
Speaker 1: Good morning. You're a little bit poorly today, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, except it sounds like you've been smoking six hundred
Speaker 3: cigarettes every day for your in Thai life.
Speaker 6: I have, that's my secret, and now it's out and
Speaker 6: everyone knows.
Speaker 4: Okay in diesel.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have some sort of chest infection, So please
Speaker 6: excuse me if I die in the corner.
Speaker 7: Just keep going right.
Speaker 4: Sure, we'll just soldier on.
Speaker 6: I mean, we've always said that the joke off never stops,
Speaker 6: doesn't for anyone, even a dead news even when I
Speaker 6: went to Balias.
Speaker 1: Still you know, still got that anyway, do it.
Speaker 4: Or I'll kick things off if you don't mind.
Speaker 3: We'll just try and set the tone, all right, and
Speaker 3: given it us Father's Day yesterday, and off the back
Speaker 3: of all the dad jokes that we pulled out last week.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, how good's a dad joke?
Speaker 7: All right, we'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 3: Look a bear, a big bear. See bear walks into
Speaker 3: and says, give me a whiskey and cola, What the
Speaker 3: big pause, asked the bartender would be a shrug. He said,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I was just born with them.
Speaker 2: Because I'm going to that's not the joke. That's the
Speaker 2: seventeen thousand WINNI blues. She's had the lead up to. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're me to go now, all right, ready, the teacher says, kids,
Speaker 2: what does the chicken give you? And the student says meat,
Speaker 2: and the teacher says very good. Now what does the
Speaker 2: pig give you? And the student says bacon? And the
Speaker 2: teacher goes great, And what does the fat cow give you?
Speaker 2: And the student goes homework.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 7: That did not go where I think it was going
Speaker 7: to go.
Speaker 4: It's like cross reference cow teacher.
Speaker 2: So she thinks her teachers a it's good.
Speaker 4: That's goods.
Speaker 7: Let's finish off with a bang.
Speaker 6: Okay, so guys, over the weekend, I went to a
Speaker 6: Christmas tree farm because I was really keen.
Speaker 1: To get a Christmas tree.
Speaker 6: Yeah, obviously, I know it's early, but you know, I
Speaker 6: want to be prepared. And the guy says to me,
Speaker 6: you're gonna be putting this up yourself, and shocked, I replied, no,
Speaker 6: it's going up in the living room mate, I don't
Speaker 6: to get it, actually genuinely up yourself. No, it's going
Speaker 6: in the living room.
Speaker 4: Oh my, I'm still assembly a Christmas tree.
Speaker 7: Getting fired.
Speaker 3: It's got a fake stalks. Oh my, very goodness.
Speaker 1: To face with someone going, oh my god, did she.
Speaker 7: Just do that?
Speaker 1: Think I've just spotted him outside?
Speaker 7: It can't you think? Cannot be as bad as the
Speaker 7: seal joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. She said.
Speaker 2: The benchmarks so dirty that now she compares everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to shock you. Now.
Speaker 7: It's a great man on the weekend.
Speaker 3: What a sexy man he is. Usually we have him
Speaker 3: in studio, but he's such a man about town.
Speaker 4: We've got to cook up via the cell. Good morning, ready,
Speaker 4: morning joke.
Speaker 5: Yet, I'm so sorry, just been down at the Royal
Speaker 5: Show having his ball down there with all the cows,
Speaker 5: of all the doors, getting an early chance to get
Speaker 5: some showbags.
Speaker 3: Everyone else gets you said, you just say you're hanging
Speaker 3: out with a bunch of cows. How dare you refer
Speaker 3: to the good folks of five double a light?
Speaker 2: Now, Tommy, we were just speaking about odd couplings. I
Speaker 2: mean you and Andrew Hayes. No one saw that coming
Speaker 2: and yet here we are exactly.
Speaker 5: Right like we you know, we just go likes in
Speaker 5: a pod, you know, got twins Stady DeVito and we
Speaker 5: make it work. We're just a beautiful couple together.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: Ready, let's talk about some sports. The Ifow showdown on
Speaker 3: the weekend. Beautiful way to kick off Round one. Good
Speaker 3: victory by the Crows. But what we can say as
Speaker 3: well is a port is much improved.
Speaker 8: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: You know, they pushed them harder. Rasia Fantasia I thought
Speaker 5: was really good on the weekend, booted four goals, Hazy,
Speaker 5: so I haven't done his AFL hopes any harm whatsoever.
Speaker 5: So great effort there from Razia Fantasia, but disappointing that
Speaker 5: they couldn't get it done in the end, unfortunately the Maggie.
Speaker 5: But for the Crows, do you want to win, Hazy?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 5: Could we see the forever premiership coming from either the
Speaker 5: Crows or for Adelaide? They one went away now from
Speaker 5: a grand final, so a massive result for them yesterday.
Speaker 3: I guess the double blue you ever be ansd with
Speaker 3: you there any seem a little bit strange. So the
Speaker 3: Crows win a sample flag. But if they're good enough
Speaker 3: and they want it. It's right up there for the taking.
Speaker 3: The other one as well, Scott last it taken off
Speaker 3: in the second half. Would you almost book him in
Speaker 3: for Brisbane purely based on the first half as well,
Speaker 3: he was outstanding.
Speaker 5: I thought, really good, you know, so important that he's there.
Speaker 5: I reckon they need him. Look, Hayes has done a
Speaker 5: good job in the ruck. I reckon for the Power
Speaker 5: when he's been called on Hazy, but I think life
Speaker 5: it just gives them that experience as you know, that
Speaker 5: big body around the contest. He's so important for them.
Speaker 5: So I reckon they need life at that trip to Brisbane.
Speaker 5: So hopefully he'll be okay to go. And I think
Speaker 5: he just has to play that match for the Power
Speaker 5: up against Brisbane on Saturday night. What a game that's
Speaker 5: going to be, Hazy. I mean, just their season. It's
Speaker 5: so important they can get that win that first week
Speaker 5: week off then home frelm final. It's such a massive
Speaker 5: advantage as opposed to having to then play this second
Speaker 5: week and then play in a way prelim final.
Speaker 2: Now, Tommy Hazy told me to ask you about the
Speaker 2: cricket to which I went, is their cricket on? Yeah,
Speaker 2: fill in the blanks there please.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love we love the t twenties, Tommy, when Australia.
Speaker 5: Win well and when Savos you do well. Travy Head
Speaker 5: ninety one off forty eight balls, He's best ever score
Speaker 5: in a Peat. An amazing result there for him. Ninety
Speaker 5: one off forty eight balls. Six sixers in there as well, though,
Speaker 5: the great man Travy Head doing absolutely brilliantly, and we
Speaker 5: love a winner, so we just get behind Trady when
Speaker 5: he's doing that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Ready, Was that was that you honking someone or someone
Speaker 2: honking you? No?
Speaker 5: I was honking someone because there was a turn lamp.
Speaker 5: There was an arrow and he had the blink front
Speaker 5: and he wasn't turning, and I said, mate, it's time
Speaker 5: to turn.
Speaker 4: As red.
Speaker 3: He's bustling his way through it on a Monday morning
Speaker 3: in Adelaide, very aggressive from Utah, just doing what.
Speaker 5: I'll try to think, you know, because you don't want
Speaker 5: to make it too long a beat, because.
Speaker 8: Then it's just rude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just a flight a little quit sticks too long.
Speaker 1: No, No, we were talking about this the other day.
Speaker 2: You and I hazy because you know, and you miss
Speaker 2: the light and your head's down for whatever reason, you're
Speaker 2: not concentrating.
Speaker 1: And then you get the light and the person behind
Speaker 1: you doesn't. Oh that's more.
Speaker 4: Fine, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Can you give a courtesy way like I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm to get out of here.
Speaker 4: I can feel their anguish.
Speaker 3: Ready before I let you go, you know exactly what
Speaker 3: time it is, It's Monday morning.
Speaker 4: We need a joke from you, please, Well the joke.
Speaker 5: Is, how do you make a cleanex dance?
Speaker 2: How do you make a kleenex as in the tissue dance?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, put in it.
Speaker 4: Pie you know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you see tom run on the
Speaker 2: road and you just heard that joke, please beep him.
Speaker 4: That was awful, exactly right.
Speaker 3: Give him some Hey ready, thanks for your time this morning, mates,
Speaker 3: I have fun at the show and we'll catch you
Speaker 3: again next week.
Speaker 5: Can't wait. Thanks guys, Sorry about not being in there.
Speaker 4: No, that's fine, mates, Tommy. The biggest reeking story this.
Speaker 1: Much scene's huge. Well, this really is juicy, this story.
Speaker 2: So Naomi Watts and Billy Cruddup are in their honeymoon
Speaker 2: phase and she's dished on their pretty great mummy daddy time.
Speaker 2: What do you at the moment. You know what parents
Speaker 2: like to get.
Speaker 4: Up to every now and then to watch your show together.
Speaker 2: When something like that, she said, I personally think it
Speaker 2: becomes more pleasurable when you take out the fear of
Speaker 2: making babies.
Speaker 1: Really, Naomi, she.
Speaker 2: Said, what is that expression? Closed for business, open for pleasure? Well,
Speaker 2: she's really over shared, Naomi, hasn't she.
Speaker 4: I think that's called contraception.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, Billy's from Morning Wars.
Speaker 2: He stars as one of the producers. And you haven't
Speaker 2: seen it. Start watching it?
Speaker 4: Please, No, I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to have something in common with you.
Speaker 2: I think Morning Wars? Is it?
Speaker 4: Okay? Well, I'll tell you what that story juice it?
Speaker 1: What that covin did you? What about this?
Speaker 2: Diplo and Chris Rock barely made it out of Burning Man.
Speaker 2: So if you're not across this monster thunderstorms left thousands
Speaker 2: of festivals, and he's stranded in Nevada's Black Rock Desert.
Speaker 2: So the DJ was determined to show up to his
Speaker 2: show that night in Washington, and he said a fan
Speaker 2: offered Chris Rock and I out of Burning Man a
Speaker 2: leaft out of Burning Man in the back of a pickup.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 3: Very good stuff as well, and the audio of Chris
Speaker 3: Rock probably thinking what everyone's singing in a situation like that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I hit a cold brew right now, cold Bruce cold.
Speaker 2: So apparently they just walk down the road like just
Speaker 2: trying to with their thumbs out, trying to hitchhike.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, Chris Rock, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That will be entertaining car ride, wouldn't it.
Speaker 4: Juice Juice and.
Speaker 2: The OFLS please to announce International Rock and Roll Juggernaut
Speaker 2: Kiss will perform during the pregame entertainment at the twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three Toyo to AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Yes, you just want to ask a question though, Can
Speaker 3: the boys still get it done?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can still.
Speaker 3: Rock and roll all night and party every day whatever
Speaker 3: you do. I think so with no issues whatsoever.
Speaker 2: So they're doing the pregame halftime is yet to be confirmed,
Speaker 2: And why don't we like we're about seven eight weeks
Speaker 2: away from the or even less than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, less than that, yeah, right, only a few weeks away.
Speaker 3: The artists and all the acts would absolutely be prepared.
Speaker 3: Can I just throw it out there so this each
Speaker 3: and every year, why do we need to search abroad
Speaker 3: for these artists, and maybe it's an artist like Kiss who,
Speaker 3: let's be honest, a big act but pass its prime.
Speaker 4: Oh, can't we just go? Can't we just keep it local?
Speaker 3: Just get Mark Seymour up there belting out the Holy
Speaker 3: acoustically if you need to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Crowded House, we're supposed to.
Speaker 2: Perform at halftime, but apparently they pulled out because there
Speaker 2: was a dispute over where the stage.
Speaker 1: Was going to be on there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know anyway, what do you mean said
Speaker 4: they weren't happy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's according to Edding Bridge from Crowded House.
Speaker 1: That's according to Edie maguire.
Speaker 7: So take that with a grain salt.
Speaker 4: Right, he's in the know for a lot of things.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I know, okay, I'll keep my thoughts on
Speaker 2: that myself.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 1: That's the I'm done. Now, I'm done with it.
Speaker 3: Father's Day rolls around each year. I just sort of
Speaker 3: each year think, wow, I don't know if I deserve this.
Speaker 7: Oh really, that's so.
Speaker 2: You're the father of two little ones with another one.
Speaker 1: Do any tick of the clock?
Speaker 4: Yes, inside the next month or so.
Speaker 1: So heavily pregnant wife.
Speaker 4: Heavily pregnant wife, how did you contribute yesterday to what I?
Speaker 3: So Car ended up sort of buying herself at one
Speaker 3: or two presents, which is always organized because whenever I
Speaker 3: buy a presence, it's always the wrong one, right, So
Speaker 3: it shows exactly what to get, and then I'll wrap
Speaker 3: them and get the kids to make a card and
Speaker 3: a few little other things. But I just sort of
Speaker 3: feel like, as well, yesterday it was Kara's birthday.
Speaker 4: Oh no, she had to share a birthday with Father's Day.
Speaker 2: So when you said she brought herself some presents, I
Speaker 2: was like, why did she buy herself presents for Father's Day?
Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: It was her birthday as well, right, But I got
Speaker 3: plenty of presents as well, and each year because I
Speaker 3: work so much and Card has such an unbelievable job,
Speaker 3: it's quite ridiculous. I just sort of sit there and
Speaker 3: start thinking, I feel guilty. I prefer if there's two
Speaker 3: Mother's Days, yeah, instead of a Father's Day and a
Speaker 3: Mother's Day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 2: But when you sat there feeling guilty, did you think
Speaker 2: I might get up and get on my feet and
Speaker 2: help her in the kitchen or something.
Speaker 4: I was working.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're at work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why you really do suck.
Speaker 3: It's almost like a distant I'm a distant father because
Speaker 3: I work so much. And it was proven right in
Speaker 3: the letter of the card that I got from my
Speaker 3: beautiful little daughter Lottie. So on the front of these
Speaker 3: little cards which I've made at EOC, it says I
Speaker 3: love my daddy because.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 3: And then clearly the teacher says why, he gets the
Speaker 3: reason out and writes it in there. So we can
Speaker 3: only imagine that after probably several minutes of negotiations where
Speaker 3: they've completely fallen flat and come up with nothing, they
Speaker 3: had to write exactly what she wanted to say, which
Speaker 3: was I love mummy. I love my daddy because I
Speaker 3: love my mummy. I can imagine the teacher seeing around, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: what about dad, Why you love that, and Lotti just
Speaker 3: go no, I love mummy, I love So I'm happy
Speaker 3: to get love from my daughter based on my affiliation
Speaker 3: with my wife and her beautiful mother.
Speaker 2: It's like she loves you vicariously through your wife.
Speaker 4: Purely by association.
Speaker 2: That is, quite frankly, one of the saddest things I've
Speaker 2: ever heard.
Speaker 3: That is why I'd more than happily take two Mother's
Speaker 3: Day over Father's Day. An mother's Day, so big shout
Speaker 3: out to all the dads out there, and you know
Speaker 3: exactly who you are.
Speaker 4: You know you probably don't.
Speaker 3: Deserve a Father's Day, but you won't say no to
Speaker 3: the socks and jocks, will we no?
Speaker 2: But it's okay because Lottie loves your wife.
Speaker 4: You tell me you'll put a time machine.
Speaker 3: It's on this So instead of an upset that it's Monday,
Speaker 3: look at Monday as a bit of an opportunity just
Speaker 3: to really start your week rights and set it up
Speaker 3: as a foundation the future.
Speaker 2: Just cram your brain full of knowledge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can hear people now, may shut up, mate,
Speaker 3: that's just me. Let's get through today, Monday. It's the
Speaker 3: fourth of September. Let's take a trip down memory lane.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to nineteen eighty one. Beyonce Knowles was
Speaker 3: born in Houston, Texas Today, so forty second birthday.
Speaker 4: Queen beat All Kale go off.
Speaker 2: Queen wasn't God in the best mood ever when he
Speaker 2: created Beyonce.
Speaker 4: God just created Beyonce. He went, I thought, oh my God,
Speaker 4: I did it he quit after that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm done being God.
Speaker 4: I can't outdo myself.
Speaker 2: No, this is just elite what I've just done.
Speaker 4: That was forty two years ago. Oh no, he gave
Speaker 4: up after that.
Speaker 1: I've been long, forty two years without.
Speaker 3: Good nineteen seventy five. Mark Ronson was born in London, England.
Speaker 3: Today's his forty eighth birthday. So Mark Ronson responsible for
Speaker 3: so so much good music, but you probably don't know
Speaker 3: what he's doing in the background.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if I had to name a Mark Ronson song,
Speaker 1: I probably.
Speaker 4: Couldn't, but you definitely know them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are we playing songs for Songtong song right now
Speaker 2: because I can't name it.
Speaker 4: Yes, we've got the artist, but we don't have the title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's how I wrong tough.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty one, Christiano Ronaldo breaks world record for goal
Speaker 3: scored and men's international football hits, his one hundred and
Speaker 3: tenth and one eleventh goals for Portugal into one World
Speaker 3: Cup court pone win over Republic of Island.
Speaker 1: Wait, is he older or younger than Beyonce? Because I
Speaker 1: thought God quit and then went and created Ronaldo.
Speaker 4: That is true. He made a quick little comeback.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 4: I reckon Ronald though.
Speaker 3: Is it around about thirty seven or thirty eight? So yeah,
Speaker 3: he's younger than beyond.
Speaker 2: Ah right, okay, so god quit before or after?
Speaker 4: No, he made a little comeback.
Speaker 1: Okay cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then what about MESSI.
Speaker 4: Wow, Color Rosi.
Speaker 1: Tomarn No.
Speaker 3: One song once the Terember fourth in two thousand and
Speaker 3: three was Missindependent by Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are misindependent.
Speaker 1: There you are go off queen.
Speaker 4: Need no help? No, no, I don't need no sticking man.
Speaker 2: Let's talk gender reveals more specifically when a parent's going
Speaker 2: to ease up on them. Because this comes after a
Speaker 2: plane in Mexico. This is awful, flew over. The couple
Speaker 2: dropped the color.
Speaker 1: Which was pink.
Speaker 2: It's a girl, everyone celebrates and then proceeds to crash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not the ideal gender reveal.
Speaker 2: And can you remember I've just been googling like the
Speaker 2: worst gender reveals of all time? Can you remember when
Speaker 2: that couple let up lift off the cannon thing and
Speaker 2: sparked a bush fire in California that burnt out over
Speaker 2: seven thousand hectares hectears even.
Speaker 4: Begs a question was it really worth it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I don't think so, probably not.
Speaker 1: I just saw one balloon one the flu took.
Speaker 2: Off before they could pop it, and dad starts running
Speaker 2: after it, and then the brilliance.
Speaker 4: It should never get violent.
Speaker 3: No, there's nothing that can ever top a gender reveal
Speaker 3: when there's a car involved.
Speaker 4: Oh and there's a burnout, Oh my gosh, and the
Speaker 4: smoke will either be pink or blue.
Speaker 2: Boy yeah, yeah, boy, Yeah, They're unbelievable, these things.
Speaker 1: But my favorite gender reveal of all time is the
Speaker 1: video that I just showed you of the guy who.
Speaker 2: Went to let off the confetti confetti cannon and did
Speaker 2: it straight into his own groin.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, I never had a confeci cannon fire into your own.
Speaker 3: Guess it's a girl or a boy and that will
Speaker 3: be my last child.
Speaker 2: Oh yet. Thirteen twenty four ten. Please get involved in
Speaker 2: the gender reveals this morning. We'd love to hear if
Speaker 2: you've been to one Britney from Andrew's Farm.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, how are you? What happened at
Speaker 1: the gender reveal?
Speaker 10: So I had everyone there. I was super excited, but
Speaker 10: I have really worked myself up that this was going
Speaker 10: to be a girl and it was going to pop it.
Speaker 10: I was going to be pink, and like, I was
Speaker 10: just going to be super happy.
Speaker 5: So we had.
Speaker 10: Everyone there and they're all waiting, They've all got their
Speaker 10: cameras out ready. Me and my partner popped it blueke
Speaker 10: and said he went everywhere. I was absolutely in shock.
Speaker 10: I like walked inside. Everyone knew that I wanted it
Speaker 10: to be a girl, and I cried for the rest
Speaker 10: of the afternoon and everybody left from there.
Speaker 2: Brittany, in hindsight, do you think if you knew you
Speaker 2: were going to be disappointed at the gender that you
Speaker 2: probably shouldn't have done it publicly?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just love the situation.
Speaker 10: I wouldn't change it now. Yeah, but oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 10: I reckon. It was the rest of the afternoon and
Speaker 10: the whole next day.
Speaker 9: I was just just throught.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Brittany, I was going to ask you, do
Speaker 2: you like now that you look back at it, are
Speaker 2: you like? She's why did I bother? Why did I
Speaker 2: invite all my friends and family around and do that
Speaker 2: to myself?
Speaker 10: Pretty much? Yeah, yeah, it was nice, but it could
Speaker 10: have been better.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like a truly horrible afternoon, actually, Britney.
Speaker 5: Pretty much.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm like why.
Speaker 4: Did I do this?
Speaker 3: Just a gorgeous moment. Congratulations, Brittany, it's a boy. And
Speaker 3: then your reaction. Brittany, a big, big shout out to
Speaker 3: News reata Abby this morning because she is just ever
Speaker 3: so slightly knocking me on death's door.
Speaker 1: I think I died in the eight o'clock News, did you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I came back to life quickly.
Speaker 2: It's a really long pause there. And you're just lucky
Speaker 2: that we had to give away show tickets so we
Speaker 2: couldn't highlight it.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: No, you've been such a trooper today. I really appreciate
Speaker 2: you coming.
Speaker 7: I just let's hope tomorrow's a better day.
Speaker 3: He would have thought under such adversity. You delivered in
Speaker 3: the Monday.
Speaker 6: Morning joke on because I always deliver, hazy.
Speaker 7: I just I just smash you to these days, Oh Thrown.
Speaker 4: It's like, is it confidence or arrogance?
Speaker 7: Or is it confidence or is it cough syrup?
Speaker 1: You will never.
Speaker 4: Let's reakap.
Speaker 3: We'll leave you with the Monday Morning joke Off. Enjoy
Speaker 3: the rest of your day and Kevin locked and over
Speaker 3: for your next batch of show tickets.