WEBVTT - The Adelaide Couple With A 38 YEAR Age Gap!!

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<v Speaker 1>Getting every day every lady gentleman adelaides dirty and.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the podcast. And you know there's age gaps,

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<v Speaker 2>then there's age gaps.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we spoke about a man who's sixty who's dating

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<v Speaker 3>woman who's twenty four, which is younger than his daughters.

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<v Speaker 3>You can imagine what sort of feedback he got from

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<v Speaker 3>his daughters. So we just opened up the lines and

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<v Speaker 3>got some outrageous situations writing an Adelaide of people with

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<v Speaker 3>these giant age gaps in their dating.

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<v Speaker 2>And we got a phone call that has to be

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<v Speaker 2>heard to be believed because it was basically a son

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<v Speaker 2>who was completely salty at his mother because she married

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<v Speaker 2>someone in their nineties.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, young gentleman by the name of King, who's got

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<v Speaker 4>a lot on.

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<v Speaker 1>His chest, he had a bit to say, didn't he

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<v Speaker 1>good on him?

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<v Speaker 4>Though?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a good safe place to vent.

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<v Speaker 3>We've always said that Nova Zhe nine is a place

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<v Speaker 3>for really it's really therapeutic.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, isn't it cathartic ethan.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's right now and talk about dating age gaps. We

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<v Speaker 3>should Oh my gosh, doesn't outrageous articles come out a

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<v Speaker 3>six year old man's daughters who were both in thirties

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<v Speaker 3>that begged the father not to match with a woman

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<v Speaker 3>on a dating website who was younger than on a

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<v Speaker 3>dating app. Oh my gosh, so SEMMI, the person is

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four.

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<v Speaker 4>She met her.

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<v Speaker 3>Partner, Claudio Claudia for double No my nine, No, my

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<v Speaker 3>nine is your name? Claudio? Oh my gosh. You didn't

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<v Speaker 3>see that coming, did you. She met Claudio, who's sixty,

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<v Speaker 3>when she was eighteen thanks to this dating site seeking arrangement,

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<v Speaker 3>which is basically like Weiger daddy. Yeah, young girls go

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<v Speaker 3>to find a sugar day. Yeah, so you just wonder

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<v Speaker 3>what their intentions are, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>So Claudio recalled his daughters were thirty three and thirty

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<v Speaker 3>four begged him not to date a woman younger than them,

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<v Speaker 3>but he couldn't help himself when he stumbled across semi

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<v Speaker 3>on the matchmaking app. Fortunately, after meeting Sammy, Claudia's daughters

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<v Speaker 3>grew to accept the relationship and even let their kids

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<v Speaker 3>call her grandma.

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<v Speaker 2>How old is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty four?

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<v Speaker 4>She's twenty four, he's sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, oh boy, let's do some little mess on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty six years.

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<v Speaker 4>For thirty six, This is quite the age gap.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>But what about the rumors which have since been dispelled?

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<v Speaker 3>But then you sit there and you go, well, was

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<v Speaker 3>there something going on Johnny Depp and General Tager.

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<v Speaker 4>He's sixty, she's twenty. That's a forty year difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but haven't they both denied it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>But what about the hole you no better where there's smoke,

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<v Speaker 3>there's fire type thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Where do these rumors start? Do you know?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I'm saying that you know what Hazy

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<v Speaker 6>does during the day. He's the head of TMZ.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I'm actually I'm actually an apprentice at the Daily Mail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So I just come up with all this sort

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<v Speaker 4>of graph.

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<v Speaker 6>And I was in an age gap relationship, were you?

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<v Speaker 6>There's eighteen years between us?

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<v Speaker 3>WOEA. I know how it was?

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<v Speaker 2>He he was my boss's best friend and how I was.

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<v Speaker 2>He was forty at the time and I was twenty two. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so this is interesting to me. So like I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like men who like youth. That's fine, you know, obviously

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<v Speaker 2>you're in your best nick when you're in your twenty

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<v Speaker 2>but also what do you talk about, Like, what did

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<v Speaker 2>you talk about with a forty year old man?

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<v Speaker 7>We got drunk a lot and fought a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh that sounds perfectly functional.

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<v Speaker 3>And what we're drinking probably bloody cruisers, yeah yeah, skittle bombs.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah, No, I was, And looking back now as

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<v Speaker 6>a thirty three year old, I'm like, oh, I was

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<v Speaker 6>way too young and I was a terror back there,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was living my best life working in hospitality

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<v Speaker 6>and just going to town and doing silly things. So

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<v Speaker 6>I was just way too young and not mature enough

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<v Speaker 6>to be with someone older like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you love him?

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<v Speaker 6>It was on and off for like a good five years,

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<v Speaker 6>so yeah, eventually, yes I did, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 6>I was like properly in love with him. But I

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<v Speaker 6>loved the you know, having someone that you could call

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<v Speaker 6>up for anything, like I need this, I need that.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah he was a sugar daddy. Was a sugar daddy.

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<v Speaker 6>But if I need, you know, whatever I needed, he

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<v Speaker 6>not as in like materialistic stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's exactly how it sounds.

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<v Speaker 6>Whatever I needed, like like the drain was blocked at

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<v Speaker 6>home or you know whatever, like I just call it plumber.

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<v Speaker 7>I had no money. Three, I didn't have any money,

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<v Speaker 7>but anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Confused because the rule that we got told as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it's half your age plus seven. That's the youngest

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<v Speaker 3>you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Go half your age plus seven.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm thirty eight. That would mean the youngest that

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<v Speaker 4>I could possibly go is twenty six.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, well that sounds feasible for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Even that seems like just a different generation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't really want to do the mass on

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm about to thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Numbers numbers can be so cruel.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Nath and pay Naith.

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<v Speaker 9>How are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? How are you good?

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Excellent?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the situation? Nith?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, I want to be made. He's thirty six, He's

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<v Speaker 9>got the maturity of seventeen year old. Yeah, anyway, he's

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<v Speaker 9>just got his nine year old just a kid actually

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<v Speaker 9>with his nine ene year old missus?

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<v Speaker 4>Where good?

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<v Speaker 3>That's as in terms of us, that's what we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>That's for a big age gap. So Nath, how how

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<v Speaker 3>she received amongst all of you guys, the mates?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh all right, only only twenty one, so she's more

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<v Speaker 9>by but she's not real mature. Pretty dumb for a

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<v Speaker 9>thirty six year old.

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<v Speaker 3>I like how you refer to him as a seventeen

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<v Speaker 3>year old, so in terms of mental maturity, she's actually

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<v Speaker 3>older than.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, she's yeah, she's twice Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, okay, good okay, tog. Shout out to Nath's mate too.

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<v Speaker 4>This morning we have learned across the journey. Is it

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<v Speaker 4>loves live, loves laugh?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, love doesn't know the rules, doesn't it bounds, just

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<v Speaker 4>turns up.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Kim, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>How is everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>We're very well? Thank you? What's the age gap that

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<v Speaker 1>we speak of?

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<v Speaker 8>So my mother is fifty eight and her husband is

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<v Speaker 8>probably touching on ninety. Now wow, I normally think I

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<v Speaker 8>normally think there's a motive behind the age cap now

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<v Speaker 8>probably not with everyone, but unfortunately my mother's looking at

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<v Speaker 8>his pocket.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't talk to my mother, but she's made it

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<v Speaker 8>quite known that when he moves on that she's going

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<v Speaker 8>to be a rich person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>So when are they quite quite nasty?

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<v Speaker 4>When did they get together? How long has the relationship

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<v Speaker 4>been going?

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<v Speaker 8>They've been married for about three years prior to that,

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<v Speaker 8>probably been together for the three again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, So is there love there or you just

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<v Speaker 1>think it's I.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't think so. No, I think they're just comfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, I don't want to break it to you,

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<v Speaker 3>but joke's on her. I heard he's going to live

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<v Speaker 3>to one hundred and thirty.

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<v Speaker 8>Well I hope he does, and his kids actually see

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<v Speaker 8>he's inheritance. That's my opinion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, So just just to really take a deep

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<v Speaker 3>dive into this, Kim, you had this conversation with the

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<v Speaker 3>kids as well. Is it like an open discussion.

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<v Speaker 8>I've had the open discussion with brothers and family about it,

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<v Speaker 8>and they will feel the same way, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. God, all right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're thinking of asking us over for Christmas at

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<v Speaker 2>your house, probably don't.

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<v Speaker 8>It's going to be Oh, she wouldn't be invited anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm picking up that vicue. Yeah, okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Merry Christmas. That's a solid age, that's yeah, that's tense. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm two years older than the car as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, she ain't hanging around from one mane.

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<v Speaker 1>You could go to the gym, or to the shopping,

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<v Speaker 1>or go to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Us what if you went in a beachier direction.

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<v Speaker 1>You're only a what if away from a holiday? With

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<v Speaker 1>the IFO.

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<v Speaker 4>Accommodation, flass packages and more.

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<v Speaker 7>What if it's for travel.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a job, job, a terrible job.

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<v Speaker 4>Best way to start a Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>We always say that's welcome to the studio and use

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<v Speaker 3>reda abby.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. You're a little bit poorly today, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, except it sounds like you've been smoking six hundred

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<v Speaker 3>cigarettes every day for your in Thai life.

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<v Speaker 6>I have, that's my secret, and now it's out and

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<v Speaker 6>everyone knows.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay in diesel.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I have some sort of chest infection, So please

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<v Speaker 6>excuse me if I die in the corner.

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<v Speaker 7>Just keep going right.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, we'll just soldier on.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, we've always said that the joke off never stops,

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't for anyone, even a dead news even when I

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<v Speaker 6>went to Balias.

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<v Speaker 1>Still you know, still got that anyway, do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Or I'll kick things off if you don't mind.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll just try and set the tone, all right, and

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<v Speaker 3>given it us Father's Day yesterday, and off the back

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<v Speaker 3>of all the dad jokes that we pulled out last week.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Oh, how good's a dad joke?

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<v Speaker 7>All right, we'll be the judge of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Look a bear, a big bear. See bear walks into

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<v Speaker 3>and says, give me a whiskey and cola, What the

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<v Speaker 3>big pause, asked the bartender would be a shrug. He said,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure I was just born with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm going to that's not the joke. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen thousand WINNI blues. She's had the lead up to. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're me to go now, all right, ready, the teacher says, kids,

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<v Speaker 2>what does the chicken give you? And the student says meat,

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<v Speaker 2>and the teacher says very good. Now what does the

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<v Speaker 2>pig give you? And the student says bacon? And the

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<v Speaker 2>teacher goes great, And what does the fat cow give you?

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<v Speaker 2>And the student goes homework.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it.

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<v Speaker 7>That did not go where I think it was going

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<v Speaker 7>to go.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like cross reference cow teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>So she thinks her teachers a it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's goods.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's finish off with a bang.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so guys, over the weekend, I went to a

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<v Speaker 6>Christmas tree farm because I was really keen.

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<v Speaker 1>To get a Christmas tree.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, obviously, I know it's early, but you know, I

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<v Speaker 6>want to be prepared. And the guy says to me,

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<v Speaker 6>you're gonna be putting this up yourself, and shocked, I replied, no,

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<v Speaker 6>it's going up in the living room mate, I don't

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<v Speaker 6>to get it, actually genuinely up yourself. No, it's going

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<v Speaker 6>in the living room.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, I'm still assembly a Christmas tree.

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<v Speaker 7>Getting fired.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got a fake stalks. Oh my, very goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>To face with someone going, oh my god, did she.

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<v Speaker 7>Just do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Think I've just spotted him outside?

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<v Speaker 7>It can't you think? Cannot be as bad as the

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<v Speaker 7>seal joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true. She said.

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<v Speaker 2>The benchmarks so dirty that now she compares everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's hard to shock you. Now.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a great man on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>What a sexy man he is. Usually we have him

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<v Speaker 3>in studio, but he's such a man about town.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got to cook up via the cell. Good morning, ready,

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<v Speaker 4>morning joke.

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<v Speaker 5>Yet, I'm so sorry, just been down at the Royal

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<v Speaker 5>Show having his ball down there with all the cows,

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<v Speaker 5>of all the doors, getting an early chance to get

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<v Speaker 5>some showbags.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone else gets you said, you just say you're hanging

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<v Speaker 3>out with a bunch of cows. How dare you refer

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<v Speaker 3>to the good folks of five double a light?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Tommy, we were just speaking about odd couplings. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean you and Andrew Hayes. No one saw that coming

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<v Speaker 2>and yet here we are exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Right like we you know, we just go likes in

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<v Speaker 5>a pod, you know, got twins Stady DeVito and we

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<v Speaker 5>make it work. We're just a beautiful couple together.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready, let's talk about some sports. The Ifow showdown on

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend. Beautiful way to kick off Round one. Good

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<v Speaker 3>victory by the Crows. But what we can say as

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<v Speaker 3>well is a port is much improved.

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, they pushed them harder. Rasia Fantasia I thought

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<v Speaker 5>was really good on the weekend, booted four goals, Hazy,

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<v Speaker 5>so I haven't done his AFL hopes any harm whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 5>So great effort there from Razia Fantasia, but disappointing that

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<v Speaker 5>they couldn't get it done in the end, unfortunately the Maggie.

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<v Speaker 5>But for the Crows, do you want to win, Hazy?

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<v Speaker 10>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>Could we see the forever premiership coming from either the

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<v Speaker 5>Crows or for Adelaide? They one went away now from

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<v Speaker 5>a grand final, so a massive result for them yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess the double blue you ever be ansd with

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<v Speaker 3>you there any seem a little bit strange. So the

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<v Speaker 3>Crows win a sample flag. But if they're good enough

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<v Speaker 3>and they want it. It's right up there for the taking.

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<v Speaker 3>The other one as well, Scott last it taken off

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<v Speaker 3>in the second half. Would you almost book him in

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<v Speaker 3>for Brisbane purely based on the first half as well,

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<v Speaker 3>he was outstanding.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought, really good, you know, so important that he's there.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon they need him. Look, Hayes has done a

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<v Speaker 5>good job in the ruck. I reckon for the Power

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<v Speaker 5>when he's been called on Hazy, but I think life

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<v Speaker 5>it just gives them that experience as you know, that

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<v Speaker 5>big body around the contest. He's so important for them.

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<v Speaker 5>So I reckon they need life at that trip to Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 5>So hopefully he'll be okay to go. And I think

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<v Speaker 5>he just has to play that match for the Power

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<v Speaker 5>up against Brisbane on Saturday night. What a game that's

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<v Speaker 5>going to be, Hazy. I mean, just their season. It's

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<v Speaker 5>so important they can get that win that first week

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<v Speaker 5>week off then home frelm final. It's such a massive

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<v Speaker 5>advantage as opposed to having to then play this second

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<v Speaker 5>week and then play in a way prelim final.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Tommy Hazy told me to ask you about the

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<v Speaker 2>cricket to which I went, is their cricket on? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>fill in the blanks there please.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we love we love the t twenties, Tommy, when Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Win well and when Savos you do well. Travy Head

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<v Speaker 5>ninety one off forty eight balls, He's best ever score

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<v Speaker 5>in a Peat. An amazing result there for him. Ninety

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<v Speaker 5>one off forty eight balls. Six sixers in there as well, though,

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<v Speaker 5>the great man Travy Head doing absolutely brilliantly, and we

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<v Speaker 5>love a winner, so we just get behind Trady when

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<v Speaker 5>he's doing that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, Was that was that you honking someone or someone

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<v Speaker 2>honking you? No?

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<v Speaker 5>I was honking someone because there was a turn lamp.

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<v Speaker 5>There was an arrow and he had the blink front

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<v Speaker 5>and he wasn't turning, and I said, mate, it's time

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<v Speaker 5>to turn.

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<v Speaker 4>As red.

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<v Speaker 3>He's bustling his way through it on a Monday morning

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<v Speaker 3>in Adelaide, very aggressive from Utah, just doing what.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll try to think, you know, because you don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to make it too long a beat, because.

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<v Speaker 8>Then it's just rude.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just a flight a little quit sticks too long.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, we were talking about this the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>You and I hazy because you know, and you miss

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<v Speaker 2>the light and your head's down for whatever reason, you're

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<v Speaker 2>not concentrating.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you get the light and the person behind

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<v Speaker 1>you doesn't. Oh that's more.

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<v Speaker 4>Fine, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you give a courtesy way like I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>I can feel their anguish.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready before I let you go, you know exactly what

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<v Speaker 3>time it is, It's Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 4>We need a joke from you, please, Well the joke.

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<v Speaker 5>Is, how do you make a cleanex dance?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you make a kleenex as in the tissue dance?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Yeah, put in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Pie you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, if you see tom run on the

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<v Speaker 2>road and you just heard that joke, please beep him.

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<v Speaker 4>That was awful, exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>Give him some Hey ready, thanks for your time this morning, mates,

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<v Speaker 3>I have fun at the show and we'll catch you

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<v Speaker 3>again next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't wait. Thanks guys, Sorry about not being in there.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's fine, mates, Tommy. The biggest reeking story this.

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<v Speaker 1>Much scene's huge. Well, this really is juicy, this story.

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<v Speaker 2>So Naomi Watts and Billy Cruddup are in their honeymoon

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<v Speaker 2>phase and she's dished on their pretty great mummy daddy time.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you at the moment. You know what parents

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<v Speaker 2>like to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Up to every now and then to watch your show together.

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<v Speaker 2>When something like that, she said, I personally think it

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<v Speaker 2>becomes more pleasurable when you take out the fear of

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<v Speaker 2>making babies.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Naomi, she.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, what is that expression? Closed for business, open for pleasure? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>she's really over shared, Naomi, hasn't she.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's called contraception.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Anyway, Billy's from Morning Wars.

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<v Speaker 2>He stars as one of the producers. And you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>seen it. Start watching it?

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<v Speaker 4>Please, No, I haven't seen it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I want to have something in common with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Morning Wars? Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Well, I'll tell you what that story juice it?

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<v Speaker 1>What that covin did you? What about this?

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<v Speaker 2>Diplo and Chris Rock barely made it out of Burning Man.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're not across this monster thunderstorms left thousands

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<v Speaker 2>of festivals, and he's stranded in Nevada's Black Rock Desert.

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<v Speaker 2>So the DJ was determined to show up to his

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<v Speaker 2>show that night in Washington, and he said a fan

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<v Speaker 2>offered Chris Rock and I out of Burning Man a

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<v Speaker 2>leaft out of Burning Man in the back of a pickup.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good stuff as well, and the audio of Chris

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<v Speaker 3>Rock probably thinking what everyone's singing in a situation like that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I hit a cold brew right now, cold Bruce cold.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently they just walk down the road like just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to with their thumbs out, trying to hitchhike.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah, Chris Rock, that'd be pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That will be entertaining car ride, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Juice Juice and.

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<v Speaker 2>The OFLS please to announce International Rock and Roll Juggernaut

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss will perform during the pregame entertainment at the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three Toyo to AFL Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you just want to ask a question though, Can

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<v Speaker 3>the boys still get it done?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they can still.

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<v Speaker 3>Rock and roll all night and party every day whatever

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<v Speaker 3>you do. I think so with no issues whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 2>So they're doing the pregame halftime is yet to be confirmed,

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<v Speaker 2>And why don't we like we're about seven eight weeks

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<v Speaker 2>away from the or even less than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, less than that, yeah, right, only a few weeks away.

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<v Speaker 3>The artists and all the acts would absolutely be prepared.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just throw it out there so this each

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<v Speaker 3>and every year, why do we need to search abroad

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<v Speaker 3>for these artists, and maybe it's an artist like Kiss who,

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<v Speaker 3>let's be honest, a big act but pass its prime.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, can't we just go? Can't we just keep it local?

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<v Speaker 3>Just get Mark Seymour up there belting out the Holy

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<v Speaker 3>acoustically if you need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, Crowded House, we're supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Perform at halftime, but apparently they pulled out because there

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<v Speaker 2>was a dispute over where the stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Was going to be on there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know anyway, what do you mean said

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<v Speaker 4>they weren't happy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's according to Edding Bridge from Crowded House.

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<v Speaker 1>That's according to Edie maguire.

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<v Speaker 7>So take that with a grain salt.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, he's in the know for a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, I know, okay, I'll keep my thoughts on

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<v Speaker 2>that myself.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the I'm done. Now, I'm done with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Father's Day rolls around each year. I just sort of

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<v Speaker 3>each year think, wow, I don't know if I deserve this.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh really, that's so.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the father of two little ones with another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Do any tick of the clock?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, inside the next month or so.

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<v Speaker 1>So heavily pregnant wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Heavily pregnant wife, how did you contribute yesterday to what I?

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<v Speaker 3>So Car ended up sort of buying herself at one

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<v Speaker 3>or two presents, which is always organized because whenever I

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<v Speaker 3>buy a presence, it's always the wrong one, right, So

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<v Speaker 3>it shows exactly what to get, and then I'll wrap

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<v Speaker 3>them and get the kids to make a card and

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<v Speaker 3>a few little other things. But I just sort of

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<v Speaker 3>feel like, as well, yesterday it was Kara's birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, she had to share a birthday with Father's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you said she brought herself some presents, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, why did she buy herself presents for Father's Day?

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 3>It was her birthday as well, right, But I got

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<v Speaker 3>plenty of presents as well, and each year because I

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<v Speaker 3>work so much and Card has such an unbelievable job,

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<v Speaker 3>it's quite ridiculous. I just sort of sit there and

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<v Speaker 3>start thinking, I feel guilty. I prefer if there's two

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<v Speaker 3>Mother's Days, yeah, instead of a Father's Day and a

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<v Speaker 3>Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's so true.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you sat there feeling guilty, did you think

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<v Speaker 2>I might get up and get on my feet and

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<v Speaker 2>help her in the kitchen or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I was working.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're at work.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's why you really do suck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's almost like a distant I'm a distant father because

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<v Speaker 3>I work so much. And it was proven right in

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<v Speaker 3>the letter of the card that I got from my

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful little daughter Lottie. So on the front of these

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<v Speaker 3>little cards which I've made at EOC, it says I

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<v Speaker 3>love my daddy because.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And then clearly the teacher says why, he gets the

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<v Speaker 3>reason out and writes it in there. So we can

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<v Speaker 3>only imagine that after probably several minutes of negotiations where

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<v Speaker 3>they've completely fallen flat and come up with nothing, they

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<v Speaker 3>had to write exactly what she wanted to say, which

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<v Speaker 3>was I love mummy. I love my daddy because I

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<v Speaker 3>love my mummy. I can imagine the teacher seeing around, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>what about dad, Why you love that, and Lotti just

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<v Speaker 3>go no, I love mummy, I love So I'm happy

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<v Speaker 3>to get love from my daughter based on my affiliation

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<v Speaker 3>with my wife and her beautiful mother.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like she loves you vicariously through your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>Purely by association.

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<v Speaker 2>That is, quite frankly, one of the saddest things I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>That is why I'd more than happily take two Mother's

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<v Speaker 3>Day over Father's Day. An mother's Day, so big shout

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<v Speaker 3>out to all the dads out there, and you know

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<v Speaker 3>exactly who you are.

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<v Speaker 4>You know you probably don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Deserve a Father's Day, but you won't say no to

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<v Speaker 3>the socks and jocks, will we no?

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<v Speaker 2>But it's okay because Lottie loves your wife.

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<v Speaker 4>You tell me you'll put a time machine.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on this So instead of an upset that it's Monday,

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<v Speaker 3>look at Monday as a bit of an opportunity just

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<v Speaker 3>to really start your week rights and set it up

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<v Speaker 3>as a foundation the future.

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<v Speaker 2>Just cram your brain full of knowledge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can hear people now, may shut up, mate,

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<v Speaker 3>that's just me. Let's get through today, Monday. It's the

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<v Speaker 3>fourth of September. Let's take a trip down memory lane.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go back to nineteen eighty one. Beyonce Knowles was

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<v Speaker 3>born in Houston, Texas Today, so forty second birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>Queen beat All Kale go off.

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<v Speaker 2>Queen wasn't God in the best mood ever when he

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<v Speaker 2>created Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 4>God just created Beyonce. He went, I thought, oh my God,

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<v Speaker 4>I did it he quit after that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm done being God.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't outdo myself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is just elite what I've just done.

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<v Speaker 4>That was forty two years ago. Oh no, he gave

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<v Speaker 4>up after that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been long, forty two years without.

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<v Speaker 3>Good nineteen seventy five. Mark Ronson was born in London, England.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's his forty eighth birthday. So Mark Ronson responsible for

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<v Speaker 3>so so much good music, but you probably don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what he's doing in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like if I had to name a Mark Ronson song,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Couldn't, but you definitely know them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Are we playing songs for Songtong song right now

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<v Speaker 2>because I can't name it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we've got the artist, but we don't have the title.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's how I wrong tough.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty twenty one, Christiano Ronaldo breaks world record for goal

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<v Speaker 3>scored and men's international football hits, his one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>tenth and one eleventh goals for Portugal into one World

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<v Speaker 3>Cup court pone win over Republic of Island.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, is he older or younger than Beyonce? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>thought God quit and then went and created Ronaldo.

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<v Speaker 4>That is true. He made a quick little comeback.

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<v Speaker 2>Me.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon Ronald though.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it around about thirty seven or thirty eight? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's younger than beyond.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah right, okay, so god quit before or after?

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<v Speaker 4>No, he made a little comeback.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay cool?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but then what about MESSI.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Color Rosi.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomarn No.

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<v Speaker 3>One song once the Terember fourth in two thousand and

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<v Speaker 3>three was Missindependent by Kelly Clarkson.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you are misindependent.

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<v Speaker 1>There you are go off queen.

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<v Speaker 4>Need no help? No, no, I don't need no sticking man.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk gender reveals more specifically when a parent's going

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<v Speaker 2>to ease up on them. Because this comes after a

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<v Speaker 2>plane in Mexico. This is awful, flew over. The couple

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<v Speaker 2>dropped the color.

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<v Speaker 1>Which was pink.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a girl, everyone celebrates and then proceeds to crash.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's not the ideal gender reveal.

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<v Speaker 2>And can you remember I've just been googling like the

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<v Speaker 2>worst gender reveals of all time? Can you remember when

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<v Speaker 2>that couple let up lift off the cannon thing and

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<v Speaker 2>sparked a bush fire in California that burnt out over

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<v Speaker 2>seven thousand hectares hectears even.

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<v Speaker 4>Begs a question was it really worth it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think so, probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saw one balloon one the flu took.

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<v Speaker 2>Off before they could pop it, and dad starts running

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<v Speaker 2>after it, and then the brilliance.

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<v Speaker 4>It should never get violent.

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's nothing that can ever top a gender reveal

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:05.320
<v Speaker 3>when there's a car involved.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh and there's a burnout, Oh my gosh, and the

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<v Speaker 4>smoke will either be pink or blue.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy yeah, yeah, boy, Yeah, They're unbelievable, these things.

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<v Speaker 1>But my favorite gender reveal of all time is the

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<v Speaker 1>video that I just showed you of the guy who.

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<v Speaker 2>Went to let off the confetti confetti cannon and did

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<v Speaker 2>it straight into his own groin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I never had a confeci cannon fire into your own.

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<v Speaker 3>Guess it's a girl or a boy and that will

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<v Speaker 3>be my last child.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yet. Thirteen twenty four ten. Please get involved in

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<v Speaker 2>the gender reveals this morning. We'd love to hear if

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<v Speaker 2>you've been to one Britney from Andrew's Farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, good morning, how are you? What happened at

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<v Speaker 1>the gender reveal?

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<v Speaker 10>So I had everyone there. I was super excited, but

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<v Speaker 10>I have really worked myself up that this was going

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<v Speaker 10>to be a girl and it was going to pop it.

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<v Speaker 10>I was going to be pink, and like, I was

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<v Speaker 10>just going to be super happy.

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<v Speaker 5>So we had.

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<v Speaker 10>Everyone there and they're all waiting, They've all got their

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<v Speaker 10>cameras out ready. Me and my partner popped it blueke

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<v Speaker 10>and said he went everywhere. I was absolutely in shock.

0:26:16.080 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 10>I like walked inside. Everyone knew that I wanted it

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<v Speaker 10>to be a girl, and I cried for the rest

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<v Speaker 10>of the afternoon and everybody left from there.

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany, in hindsight, do you think if you knew you

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<v Speaker 2>were going to be disappointed at the gender that you

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<v Speaker 2>probably shouldn't have done it publicly?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I just love the situation.

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<v Speaker 10>I wouldn't change it now. Yeah, but oh my god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 10>I reckon. It was the rest of the afternoon and

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<v Speaker 10>the whole next day.

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<v Speaker 9>I was just just throught.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And Brittany, I was going to ask you, do

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<v Speaker 2>you like now that you look back at it, are

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<v Speaker 2>you like? She's why did I bother? Why did I

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<v Speaker 2>invite all my friends and family around and do that

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<v Speaker 2>to myself?

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<v Speaker 10>Pretty much? Yeah, yeah, it was nice, but it could

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<v Speaker 10>have been better.

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounds like a truly horrible afternoon, actually, Britney.

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty much.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I'm like why.

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<v Speaker 4>Did I do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Just a gorgeous moment. Congratulations, Brittany, it's a boy. And

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<v Speaker 3>then your reaction. Brittany, a big, big shout out to

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<v Speaker 3>News reata Abby this morning because she is just ever

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<v Speaker 3>so slightly knocking me on death's door.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I died in the eight o'clock News, did you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I came back to life quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really long pause there. And you're just lucky

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<v Speaker 2>that we had to give away show tickets so we

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't highlight it.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've been such a trooper today. I really appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>you coming.

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<v Speaker 7>I just let's hope tomorrow's a better day.

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<v Speaker 3>He would have thought under such adversity. You delivered in

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<v Speaker 3>the Monday.

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<v Speaker 6>Morning joke on because I always deliver, hazy.

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<v Speaker 7>I just I just smash you to these days, Oh Thrown.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, is it confidence or arrogance?

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<v Speaker 7>Or is it confidence or is it cough syrup?

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<v Speaker 1>You will never.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's reakap.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll leave you with the Monday Morning joke Off. Enjoy

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of your day and Kevin locked and over

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<v Speaker 3>for your next batch of show tickets.