1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Is it fits? 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,479 Speaker 2: And we with Cheat Ritchie. 3 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 3: Podcast Fitzy Webb with Kate Ritchie and here is the podcast. 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 3: I'd like to put my hand up and say that 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 3: if I was given the opportunity and had the time 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 3: and possibly the money these days, I don't have an 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 3: issue with the gents going for a cosmetic procedure. If 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,480 Speaker 3: you don't like something, change it. Pretty simple rule in life. 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 4: If you are a lad, I disagree. 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 3: I think it's something done. And you want to dobin 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 3: your man call. 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 4: Us age gracefully. Do you know what we're doing at 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,760 Speaker 4: the mail We're in the billing mustaches. No, we're in 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 4: the midst of buying a dining table, right, a new 15 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 4: dining table. And I said to BJ and she was 16 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 4: worried about, like if you get a timber top, you 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 4: know what if we spill red wine or you do this, said, 18 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 4: you know what, that's all part of the story. You 19 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 4: know what, that little stain or that little nick that 20 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 4: you get in a dining table. You remember those dinner 21 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 4: parties or those nights that you had there. 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 3: Thinker faces exactly if you want your face to be 23 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,479 Speaker 3: a stained wooden table, sure, Oh my god, you're right. 24 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 3: Our table at home has still got a pad tie 25 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 3: from when I spilt it on it, from the first 26 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 3: week that people a big oily pad tie. 27 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, and you remember those moments. That's the same with 28 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 4: the face. And I know I'm getting a few wrinkles 29 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 4: at the moment, but I cannot wait to be that 30 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 4: guy at the end of the front bar who's having 31 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 4: a schooner with wrinkles all over his face, still telling 32 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,720 Speaker 4: stories from these I've. 33 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 3: Got good news. You're already there. Congratulations, you've made it. 34 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 3: Here's the thing of a plastic surgeon from double Bar 35 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 3: has come out and said, this is what the gents 36 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 3: are coming in for. There's botox, there's nose jobs, there's 37 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 3: caulf and chin enlargements. I'm not going for a chin 38 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 3: in largement. How much was your I got it done 39 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 3: three times, liposuction. You've got my attention. 40 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: Breast reduction can tell me, tell me. I feel like 41 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 4: he's set this up. He has set this up just 42 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 4: by saying or just to give it, you know, just 43 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 4: to give everyone on their heads up there there's something's 44 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 4: on the way. What are you going to You said 45 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 4: it's okay for guys to do it. 46 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,519 Speaker 3: One so I'm just not going out of my way 47 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 3: to do it. That's not my thing. What Lisa said 48 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 3: to me the other night, Hey, are you across this 49 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 3: new fat freezing technology that people are using and they're 50 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: doing it around their love handles on the hips, but 51 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 3: also around the chins on the chin and chin chin. 52 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 4: What dry ice or something? 53 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: I don't know. You kind of melt the fat away. Now, 54 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 3: I don't know where the fat goes from your chin 55 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 3: melt away? You can you can kind of freeze it 56 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 3: or something like that. Maybe you've had it done and 57 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 3: you know a little bit more. This was accelerated, apparently 58 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 3: by the dramatic increase in Zoom meetings during the pandemic. 59 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 3: People realized they were looking older on screen because you 60 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 3: don't look at yourself for all that long really during 61 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 3: the day, and all of a sudden, people are staring 62 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 3: back at themselves. And they were saying, I need to 63 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 3: be competitive with the younger crew coming into the workplace, 64 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,799 Speaker 3: so I need to look the part number one thing. 65 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: Blokes are having done hydrofacial. 66 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 4: What's a hydropacial? 67 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 3: I don't know, well, it's I presume it's water on 68 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 3: your face. 69 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:27,519 Speaker 4: Yeah, do you know what I do it twice a day. 70 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 3: Liquid face lifts. What's that? 71 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 4: I would say that's water on your face, botox, nose reshaping, 72 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 4: eyelid lifts, facelifts, LiPo. 73 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 3: Male breast reduction. In at number eight, how's this? He 74 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: goes on to say a suggested number of celebrities have 75 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 3: had cosmetic procedures already, Chris Hemsworth, Michael Clark, Hugh Jackman. 76 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 3: Then goes on to s that Stuve Laundy also admitted 77 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 3: to having a couple of injections before appearing on The Bachelory. 78 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 3: Oh all right, well, if we're here in the studio, right, gents, 79 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 3: here right now, if you could have one thing done, 80 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 3: and what would it be? 81 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 4: I won't have anything done. 82 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 3: Okay, you're the old wooden table, Tom. I mean I'd 83 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 3: like a bigger butt, would you because you got flat bum? 84 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you get pick? 85 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 3: Yeah? 86 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 4: Bum left? You know? Yeah? Can you get a pick? 87 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 4: Can you get people bigger boobs? 88 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 5: Yeah? 89 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 4: Of course, get the implants? Can you really for me? 90 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 3: Yep? 91 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 4: Absolutely, madam. 92 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 3: You have a condition very similar to fitsie and I 93 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 3: only realized this yesterday. It's got nothing to do with ball. 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,480 Speaker 3: It's the fact that neither of you have calf muscles. 95 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 3: I saw the grout's legs yesterday and he said it's 96 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 3: been playing on his mind for a very long time. 97 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 4: I have skinny legs. I'm a little bit self conscious 98 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 4: about it. I'd appreciate you not. 99 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 3: Bringing it up. I'm so sorry. Tom and Beacon Hill. 100 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. What would you get done, buddy? 101 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 5: If I get anything done, it'd probably be, you know, 102 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 5: get myself through a bit taller than that, right, Well. 103 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 4: You can't things. Yeah, there is a leg lengthening surgery 104 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 4: that you can get done, which is two to three centimeters. 105 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: Don't they break it and then the bone has to 106 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 3: grow back? 107 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 4: Yes, And it's you know what it's like. You know 108 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 4: when you get a plate put in your mouth and 109 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 4: they always have to they turn the plate to push 110 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 4: your teeth out even more. That's what it's like. I 111 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:25,719 Speaker 4: think there's screws and they slowly push the screws out, 112 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 4: or you turn the screws even more and elocates your leg. 113 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 4: But it's very painful. 114 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 3: Tommy, how tall are you? Mate? 115 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 5: Five eight at the moment? 116 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:36,239 Speaker 3: Yep? 117 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 5: And on twenty five and two years, so I think 118 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 5: I've got two more years into ia full eyes. I'm 119 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 5: hoping that. 120 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 4: On the home on twenty five and open. 121 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 3: I like the way he said five eight at the moment. 122 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 3: So surgery is still being considered as an option, but 123 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 3: you're right, there could be another year of growth in it. 124 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 4: You could go to the gym, or do the shopping, 125 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,559 Speaker 4: or you can go to work. 126 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:07,080 Speaker 3: But what if you went in a beachier direction. 127 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 6: You're only a what if away from a holiday with 128 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 6: the what if a. 129 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 3: Book, accommodation, flys, packages and more? 130 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 4: What if it's uzzy for travel? 131 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,400 Speaker 6: I want to ask you this morning if your date 132 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 6: has ever stolen from you? Oh God, and well exactly. 133 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 6: I don't mean when it comes to laugh I'm you know. 134 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,040 Speaker 6: I mean we expect to lose our hearts sometimes, whereas 135 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 6: I said, your dignity, but we don't expect to lose 136 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 6: things that actually belong to us, material thinkable items. So 137 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 6: give us a call if your hot date didn't turn 138 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 6: out to be that hot after all? Hot little fingers? 139 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 6: Am I right? Do you know this? 140 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 4: I just want to. 141 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 6: Start by asking, this is the first time I've heard 142 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 6: of this brand, which might tell you something about my 143 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 6: fashion up to datedness. A Mason Margella Trvey. 144 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:56,800 Speaker 3: Wouldn't have said it like that. 145 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 4: So I've got plenty. 146 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 6: Of as far as the studio goes fitsy, your shoes 147 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 6: is still sticking to the thongs after your ox fan walk. 148 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 6: Your shoes are probably closest to the kind of style 149 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 6: of shoes that this brand starts. People like Dual Leaper 150 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 6: and Timothy Shamalat wear these kind of shoes. Well, they're 151 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 6: very fancy, very expensive, well up over a thousand, one 152 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 6: thousand dollar mark, and they have the divided toes. So 153 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 6: your big toe is they almost look like hooves. That's 154 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 6: their kindimal, that's their signature. Look okay, so you look 155 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,040 Speaker 6: like that guy from on your Foot to camel toe 156 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 6: on your foot, like the guy from Chronicles of Narnia. 157 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 4: What was mister. 158 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 6: Hitmas, Mister tumness, mister tumness looks it looks like a 159 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 6: bit of an animal. Anyway, this girl, I'm just trying 160 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 6: to paint the picture of this woman. You don't get 161 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 6: it because when you finally by a coveted item of clothing, 162 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 6: maybe it's the Chanelle jacket. 163 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 3: Maybe it's yesterday. I don't think that's fake. 164 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 6: I don't know. I got them in Cabra Matta when 165 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 6: I went there with May Why do you stowe me 166 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 6: like that? Anyway, So they're coveted, you don't want anyone 167 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 6: to touch them. So this girl, she goes on a 168 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 6: really hot Tinder date. Right, she's obviously linked. I don't 169 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 6: know how Tinder works. So she's matched with this person previously, 170 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 6: she wanders past him. This is in New York City, 171 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 6: and then she receives a message from this same guy, 172 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 6: this cute guy, later saying did I I think I 173 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 6: saw you downtown today? Right? Anyway, they start chatting. They 174 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:49,079 Speaker 6: go out for a few drinks, as she describes herself, 175 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 6: they went out for dinner. He came back to her place, 176 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 6: and they had special relations. Right. They talked about fashion 177 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:00,839 Speaker 6: design because she's a fashion designer. She might have met 178 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 6: the love of her life. 179 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 3: Love chatting fashion. 180 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 6: So but she wakes up in the morning and she 181 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:12,319 Speaker 6: realizes that her coveted pair of Maison Margella Tarbi like that, 182 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:16,600 Speaker 6: you look like mister Tumnus from the Chronicles of Narnia. 183 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,440 Speaker 6: He's stolen those shoes sitting there. No, her wallet's there, 184 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 6: her computer's there. But he's into fashion and shoes, which 185 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,199 Speaker 6: may have been a red flag to start with. 186 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 3: It had be that he actually wanted to take something, 187 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 3: so she had to come back and they could catch 188 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 3: up again. 189 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 6: No, he's a thief. 190 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,719 Speaker 4: What are they? Can he wear them? Or are they 191 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:35,680 Speaker 4: female shoes? 192 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 7: Oh? 193 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,680 Speaker 6: You mean unisex? Oh look on it. It may be 194 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 6: that he could wear them as well. I would, I 195 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 6: would imagine, but he might mark them up and sell 196 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 6: them on. They might be a designer item that grows 197 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 6: in value because some actually do. 198 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 4: See shall I get as suing Glenmore Park? What have 199 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,200 Speaker 4: you had stolen from you on a date? 200 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:55,520 Speaker 3: Sue? 201 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 8: I had all my records pimps when I was out sixteen. 202 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:04,199 Speaker 5: I'm I'm a lot older now, but yeah, what happened. 203 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 9: To turning me up in the back room? And his 204 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,319 Speaker 9: mate was Eripen our former record? 205 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 4: Oh so it was a tandemac he was, he had 206 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 4: his friends with him. 207 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,360 Speaker 5: I didn't. 208 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:15,839 Speaker 8: I didn't think anything of it. 209 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:21,319 Speaker 9: And then they left, So I thought, where's a record 210 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:21,840 Speaker 9: just got? 211 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 6: And did you ever see him again? 212 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 10: I did it? 213 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,400 Speaker 4: What was what was in this bit of die straight 214 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 4: sort of John Denver was listening to? 215 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,160 Speaker 8: It's definitely not John Denver. 216 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 3: Wow, I'm old but I'm not at all. 217 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 9: There was some boss gags and ell O and you 218 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 9: know all those all those really goods when we were 219 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 9: in our in our team good taste. 220 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 4: So thanks for you, called Jack and Blakehurs. You stole 221 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 4: something on a date? 222 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 3: You did? Jack? 223 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,360 Speaker 7: Yes, I was, I was the Steeler. 224 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:57,079 Speaker 3: Why Jackie dubbing yourself in? Tell us the story. 225 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 7: So I went on a date with a guy the 226 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 7: day when really well I didn't close the deal, but 227 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,400 Speaker 7: I thought, that's okay, we're going to see each other again. 228 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:10,479 Speaker 7: So in the morning he went to work and I 229 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,679 Speaker 7: found a pair of trackies and a hoodie and a 230 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,080 Speaker 7: pair of songs so I could go home and not 231 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,080 Speaker 7: do a walk of shame in with my heels and 232 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 7: my dress and he and I was like, oh, you know, 233 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 7: I bot your stuff or whatever, and he just blocked me. 234 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 7: And I still have the stuff, and he is. 235 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 6: It quite a cool little track suit, you know what? 236 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,319 Speaker 3: I guess I think I would be so offended that 237 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 3: somebody thought it was worth losing a track soit than 238 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,439 Speaker 3: to have to see that person again, Like, I will 239 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 3: do everything I can to avoid that. In fact, I 240 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,839 Speaker 3: will burn my track suit if I don't have to 241 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,679 Speaker 3: see that girl again. 242 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,599 Speaker 6: Did he block you because you heceived his clothes or 243 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 6: because there just wasn't the spark? 244 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 11: Do you know what? 245 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,000 Speaker 7: It might have been the fact that I rummaged through 246 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 7: all of his stuff and with texting him about it 247 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,680 Speaker 7: like as I did it, and I was like I 248 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 7: found these and I found this, and so yeah, that's 249 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 7: being cute. 250 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 4: It's one night. 251 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,439 Speaker 3: It's not cute. It's weird. You're going through too much stuff, 252 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 3: too much personal space, and you'd have to. 253 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,680 Speaker 4: Burn them because that reminds you every time you look 254 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:18,959 Speaker 4: at that tracksuit of him. Oh yeah, Joe Boo tracksuit 255 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,920 Speaker 4: and that bum bag. Why did I go out with that? Show? 256 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 3: Jack? 257 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 4: Jack? 258 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 3: Have you found someone now? Are you in love? 259 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,240 Speaker 7: I am, I'm in love, And yeah, it's it's fine. 260 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 7: I'll probably get rid of the track suit at some point, 261 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 7: but it's, you know, a free hoodie for a girl 262 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 7: in a free hoodie. 263 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,199 Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's new blows that you're going out with. 264 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 3: Is listening right now and going, oh my god, he's 265 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:40,959 Speaker 3: going to steal from me too. 266 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 6: No, No, he's not thinking that. He's thinking I'm going 267 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 6: to burn that track. 268 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:46,160 Speaker 3: So I'm going to get that track, sit and put 269 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 3: it through the shredder. 270 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 2: With Kate Richie podcast. 271 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 4: Alex is giving us a girl from Campbell Cam. What 272 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 4: do you want to talk about? 273 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:53,720 Speaker 3: Alex? 274 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,679 Speaker 12: Good Morning Girds with Wednesday win the week. 275 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 3: You've got it, You've nailed it. What's going on in 276 00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 3: your lord? 277 00:12:59,400 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 4: Alex? 278 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 12: Just wondering in the in the terms of bachelor parties, 279 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,160 Speaker 12: just wondering, does the groom himself have to plan it 280 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 12: or does the grooms plan it for it? 281 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 3: His best man normally steps up and leads the committee 282 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 3: which will organize the bucks party for him. Is that 283 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 3: all right to say? Ryan? 284 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 4: Supposedly it is the best man and the groom is 285 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,800 Speaker 4: not supposed to know what's about to happen. No, No, 286 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,440 Speaker 4: but which we our group, my group of mates did 287 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 4: the total total opposite. We sat down and planned it together. 288 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 4: We didn't want to stitch each other up. We didn't 289 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 4: want to tie each other to telegraph poles completely naked 290 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 4: and urinate on them and you know, rub peanut butter 291 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 4: on your body so a cow could come over and lick. 292 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 3: Would have been quite funny. Yeah, James, he would have been. 293 00:13:43,679 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 4: Very So we didn't do that at all. But he's 294 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 4: definitely the best man, Alex. Have you got one coming 295 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 4: up or yeah? 296 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 12: Yeah, so currently venue shopping, but I just had that 297 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 12: back again and ordered too short. 298 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,120 Speaker 4: What is it are you? 299 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 3: Are you the groom? 300 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 12: I'm the groom yet correct? 301 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,320 Speaker 4: Are you worried Alex about what the boys are going 302 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:01,640 Speaker 4: to do? 303 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 12: In a way, Yes, it's the unknown, that's the scary part. 304 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 4: And just just on the other hand as well, are 305 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 4: you a little bit nervous about the Hen's party? 306 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 3: Well, the tough one is I mean Tom who obviously 307 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 3: works on the show. Who you were a stripper for 308 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,360 Speaker 3: a long time, Tommy, and you worked a lot of 309 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,200 Speaker 3: Hens parties? 310 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, not paid unfortunately, all voluntary works. Tommy. We were 311 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 4: always so disappointed that you should have got more out 312 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 4: of that. Yeah. 313 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,720 Speaker 3: I mean I've never seen a windsurfer like it, you know. 314 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,479 Speaker 3: I snug in once to help you. I carried the boombox. 315 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, Tom, How did you settle the crowd down? You 316 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 4: always got? 317 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 7: There? 318 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 4: Was there a go to song that you had to 319 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 4: fire everyone up or it was ending by jar rule? 320 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 3: Really? 321 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 4: Of course you were one of the original organizers of 322 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 4: the fire Fester with Jar Tom and one of his 323 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 4: backup dancers. 324 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 3: So good luck, Alex and Tom's always here if you 325 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 3: need more advice. 326 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 4: Melanie in Waroonga, what did do you want to talk about? 327 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:01,480 Speaker 7: Oh? 328 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 9: Good morning, boys? 329 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 7: How are you? 330 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,480 Speaker 9: I just want to have asked you, guys, if you're 331 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 9: up to date with the latest Kylie Jenner information going on? 332 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 5: You know, with Timothy? 333 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 3: What can you tell us? We're looking at photos this 334 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 3: morning of her making out with Timothy? 335 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 4: Do you like Timothy? Melanie? 336 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:30,320 Speaker 7: No, he's all right, No, he's not my favorite, but 337 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 7: I mean I love anything a bit of a Kardashian scandal, 338 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,480 Speaker 7: like I'm all for whatever the. 339 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: Girls are up to. 340 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 4: Do you think that there's a Jena slash Kardashian curse 341 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 4: on any guy that goes out with him? Melanie? Maybe? 342 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 7: I mean with her with her mum's history. I know 343 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 7: the devil works hard, but kiss Jenner works harder, probably. 344 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 13: Harder than I mean that woman's works, and harder than 345 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 13: you know, Kately and Jenna Nout. 346 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just on Google at the moment now 347 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 3: having a look at Timothy Chala May. There's not one 348 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 3: photo where he's smiling. Does this guy know how to 349 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,760 Speaker 3: have a good time? Or is he just a model 350 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,840 Speaker 3: that poses the whole. 351 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,040 Speaker 4: Time he is. He's a model, like I mean, how 352 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 4: old is he? Whip? Can you find it out? Because 353 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,520 Speaker 4: he does he does MDG is correct. He looks like 354 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 4: in six he's twenty seven. Yeah, but he's and he's 355 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 4: got that model look like you know how he's got 356 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 4: the he's always constipated. 357 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,760 Speaker 3: Yes, he's just busting. He's only one point seven to 358 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 3: eight centimeters high or meters? Should I say she's the. 359 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,680 Speaker 4: World's smallest man, that's your heart? 360 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 3: No, mate, I'm one hundred and eighty three. I have 361 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 3: not been Charmalad. 362 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,600 Speaker 4: Christian in Camden High Christian. 363 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:05,120 Speaker 5: When Wednesday when the said Morning Whip and Carlo. 364 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,160 Speaker 3: The new masculine version. 365 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 5: Of I've got a I've got a license plate for you? Yes, yes, 366 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 5: they wanted to show. 367 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, some pole bloke head he's taken away from him 368 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 4: because he had waiting for you. I don't we don't 369 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 4: know why. But if you've got a number plate for us. 370 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,439 Speaker 4: Christ I was. 371 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,960 Speaker 5: Driving up over the mountains about ten fifteen years ago, 372 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,000 Speaker 5: and I'm brother and the best friendly in the car 373 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,600 Speaker 5: and we've all seen this car at the same time 374 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:35,919 Speaker 5: as one of those coffin cars her a number plate stiff. Oh, 375 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 5: I thought that's the car I want. 376 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:39,639 Speaker 1: To go in. 377 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,919 Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding me. The rigaboard sets in, 378 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 3: you're loaded into the back. Well it's and you know 379 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,120 Speaker 3: we've got a stiff one on board. 380 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 4: Do you know what though? That that's the thing? Like 381 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,120 Speaker 4: you can get away with it because that's obviously their occupation. 382 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 3: I don't think you can get away with it. 383 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 4: You can because it's to do with the job. 384 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,400 Speaker 3: That's the family is so emotional about their love one 385 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,399 Speaker 3: passing away and the hers strives out of the church 386 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,680 Speaker 3: and on the back of the car it just says stiff. 387 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 4: Because we had. 388 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,280 Speaker 5: Someone my god, I think you'd have to order that car. 389 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 5: I don't think they just turn up in that. 390 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,520 Speaker 3: Car special request. Can we get the stiff Wagon please? 391 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,399 Speaker 4: Well no, hear you go. Because we had someone on 392 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 4: our Instagram account yesterday write this Christie Makeup and Hair 393 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,360 Speaker 4: wrote that my brother had a Filipino friend and his 394 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,320 Speaker 4: name was Bong, and he got the number plate personalized 395 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 4: number plate Bom Bong and because that was his name, 396 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,359 Speaker 4: he had to prove to them that there was his name. 397 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 4: No one else would be able to get bong would they? 398 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 3: No one else. 399 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 4: Would be able to. I bet this is a lot 400 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,320 Speaker 4: of people out there that would love to. 401 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 3: Are you telling me all you need to do is 402 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,680 Speaker 3: change your name legally? Will you be able to get 403 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 3: any number plate you want? 404 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,680 Speaker 4: Probably could? 405 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,880 Speaker 3: Oh my god, panties Ivy. 406 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,479 Speaker 4: What I'm Christian? I did like that call? We like it. 407 00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:00,640 Speaker 4: So you've got a family pastor to wronga zoo young man. Congratulations, Thanks, 408 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,119 Speaker 4: that's awesome Christian. 409 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 3: Thanks, but tell me about it. 410 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,600 Speaker 4: Spring has sprung at the zoom of the view. Get 411 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 4: your tickets to Dronga Zoo at Taronga dot org dot. 412 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 2: Au fits you and we with Kate Ritchie podcast, we. 413 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 4: Need some tips here. 414 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:15,719 Speaker 3: What's happened man? 415 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 4: How did you get your raised thirteen twenty fourteen? How 416 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,639 Speaker 4: have you gone into the boss? And how did you 417 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,239 Speaker 4: get your raise thirteen and twenty fourteen? If you've got 418 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 4: any tips? Because multi millionaire. She's a shark tank entrepreneur 419 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 4: over in the States. Her name is Barbara Cocoran. 420 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,880 Speaker 3: Cocoran, what could you go the same thing? 421 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 6: You guys have been doing this way too. 422 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 3: If you didn't do it, I was going to do it, 423 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,639 Speaker 3: and as it turned out, we did it together. 424 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 4: So Barbara Cocorn has revealed the ultimate way to secure 425 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,680 Speaker 4: a raise. 426 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 14: Cake Ever, listen, hey, you want to get a raise, 427 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,640 Speaker 14: I'm a boss. I'm going to tell you how if 428 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 14: you've taken more responsibilities, then you've been hired for you 429 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 14: deserve a race. Going with your boss and take your 430 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 14: list of the responsibilities with you and show them how 431 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,919 Speaker 14: you deserve it. And if he says this normal in 432 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 14: the budget, don't believe it's somebody is getting that money 433 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,400 Speaker 14: in their pocket. 434 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 6: Somebody is so you just this is there's always more money. 435 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,119 Speaker 4: The unfortunate thing though, that is everyone has to do 436 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 4: extra work though now I think everyone is multitasking around 437 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,480 Speaker 4: the office. But if you are taking on new responsibilities, Kate, 438 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,360 Speaker 4: write them down. I mean, even if it's like it's 439 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,320 Speaker 4: the fire warden, could you say that you're the fire 440 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 4: I always see the signs. I'd love to be the fire. 441 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,199 Speaker 6: I've been the fire warden. Have seven how to go? 442 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 6: So I has to go to the like the lesson 443 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,439 Speaker 6: or the class or whatever with all the other the guys, 444 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 6: and I just had to learn where the where the 445 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 6: fire extinguishers are. 446 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,439 Speaker 4: Did you ever do a calendar like a fire. You know, 447 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,680 Speaker 4: you imagine a woman calendar. 448 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:03,920 Speaker 3: And bib embrace channel seven and you get informed, great news. 449 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 3: Sally from Home and aways. 450 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 6: The firewater, Sally from Home and Away. 451 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,840 Speaker 3: I'm imagine that I'm Sally for guys, It's okay, Sally 452 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,359 Speaker 3: from Home and Away knows where the extinguishing. 453 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 4: And the door is. 454 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,359 Speaker 3: Is she acting? 455 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 4: Or do we have to get out of the. 456 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 10: Drill? 457 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:17,920 Speaker 3: Flying out? 458 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 4: How do you get your rights? Christensen? Clear head? You 459 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 4: get your rise mate? Hey, you guys are good, really good? 460 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:25,600 Speaker 12: That's good. 461 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 5: Yeah. 462 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,480 Speaker 11: So basically I feel like the biggest problem is that 463 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 11: people actually getting the confidence to go up and ask. 464 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 5: For a race. 465 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 466 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 11: A bit of a better situation that I did was 467 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,119 Speaker 11: actually go to my boss telling the salary that I 468 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,199 Speaker 11: want to be on yep, and what he thinks that 469 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:46,119 Speaker 11: I can do within the company to actually get to 470 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,720 Speaker 11: that salary. 471 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,439 Speaker 4: You're taking the initiative, Chase, What would I have to 472 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,159 Speaker 4: do within the business for you to pay me this? 473 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,120 Speaker 3: Yeah? 474 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 11: So then it's not just a yes or no answer, 475 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,359 Speaker 11: it's it's an open ended discussion. 476 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,240 Speaker 6: How can we work together? 477 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,640 Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly. 478 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,479 Speaker 6: But also, if you have so many things on your 479 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 6: list of things, like you're saying FITSI nowadays it feels 480 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 6: like they're getting rid of people and one person is 481 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,600 Speaker 6: almost doing a two person multitask now so I mean, 482 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,399 Speaker 6: how much more can you possibly do? 483 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,399 Speaker 4: My advice would be is to kidnap the mother. No, no, no, 484 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 4: maybe just come into the office. 485 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,959 Speaker 3: Five taste of wheel crazy idea. You may turn up 486 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,399 Speaker 3: to work. 487 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,639 Speaker 4: He's the first one for you. Mate, come in to 488 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 4: work Fridays. 489 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,720 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I quit. 490 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,959 Speaker 4: I'd love to see you in the office, and then 491 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 4: I might give you a raised. 492 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,480 Speaker 3: Demands are too high and with her with. 493 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 2: Kate Richie podcast. 494 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 3: What are the chances? 495 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,120 Speaker 4: Straight into it? Kate in worry Wood, What are the chances? 496 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:45,440 Speaker 7: Kate? 497 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 10: Good morning guys. So when I had my first beautiful 498 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,560 Speaker 10: little baby boy, we named him Benjamin. At the time, 499 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,080 Speaker 10: my name was Kate Martin, and I met this gorgeous 500 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 10: lady next door. Her name was Kate, her husband's name 501 00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 10: was Martin, and they called their gorgeous little boy Benjamin. 502 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,880 Speaker 4: In the hospital Kate or when you got. 503 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,199 Speaker 10: Out in the hospital. So we met each other in 504 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,560 Speaker 10: the hospital. We weren't in the same mother's group group 505 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,399 Speaker 10: that we've kept in contact. 506 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 5: Since. 507 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,639 Speaker 3: It's a little bit weird. Do you holiday together and 508 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,600 Speaker 3: things as well? And they'd confuse the family groups, wouldn't Kate? 509 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,040 Speaker 4: Do you still did you get into a mother's group 510 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,480 Speaker 4: at all? BJ is still good friends with the mother's group? 511 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 7: Yeah? 512 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,600 Speaker 6: I did, Yeah I did. I did go to a 513 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 6: few mother's groups like playgroup. 514 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,639 Speaker 4: Now you don't catch up with them at all, Like 515 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,240 Speaker 4: you've got two people? What's the game? 516 00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think I'm way too important, you know, 517 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 6: you know me. In fact, I was only thinking about 518 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 6: the woman who was in the nursery. I'm on air. 519 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 6: Don't tell that story. 520 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:45,760 Speaker 4: You just you just. 521 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 3: You just locked and loaded. What is it? 522 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 4: You tell the story? 523 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,679 Speaker 6: God, let's go to Madie. 524 00:23:53,760 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 3: Come back to Kate's story. Darwin, Hello, listening the nova player? 525 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:02,400 Speaker 13: Yes? 526 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 4: Indeed, Well good work. What are the chances? What do 527 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 4: you got for us? Mates? 528 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:10,159 Speaker 13: So I'm a new wife and I was delivering a 529 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 13: baby and we were chatting with the grandma who was there, 530 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,960 Speaker 13: and I was like, yeah, I was born here in 531 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 13: the hospital and they asked me what date were you born? 532 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 13: I said much twenty first, nineteen ninety five. And she 533 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,960 Speaker 13: looks at me and she's like, oh my god, I 534 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,880 Speaker 13: think I delivered to you twenty eight years ago. 535 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 3: You're kidding me. 536 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,480 Speaker 4: There's so many stories with midwife, Yeah, that have delivered 537 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,520 Speaker 4: so many babies. But do you remember Mad's this is 538 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,919 Speaker 4: the thing? Do you remember every child? 539 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 9: Oh, there's a few that sticks in my mind. 540 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,120 Speaker 13: Of like the best ones or the babies. 541 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:45,640 Speaker 5: That gave me the ship. 542 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,959 Speaker 3: Imagine that though. The first person to ever see your 543 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,600 Speaker 3: face really Maddie, and the next thing you know, you're 544 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 3: working with them. Thank you for your story on the 545 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,640 Speaker 3: toilet from Darwin. 546 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,600 Speaker 4: World, Michelle and Monavar. What are the chances? 547 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,960 Speaker 8: Good morning guy. So I went to the movies the 548 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,879 Speaker 8: other day by myself. It was a ten am session 549 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,639 Speaker 8: and I was running late. So by the time I 550 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 8: sat down, it was like nine fifty eight and I 551 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 8: look around and I'm the only one in the cinema, 552 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 8: one hundred and fifty two hundred empty seats and there's 553 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 8: just me. So I snapped a quick video and I 554 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,199 Speaker 8: send it to the family and I'm like, I'm the 555 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,440 Speaker 8: only one here. How weird is that? A minute later, 556 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,359 Speaker 8: a couple walking and because it's awkward silence, I said 557 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 8: to them, Oh, I thought I had the place to 558 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 8: myself and we have good as a. 559 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,280 Speaker 3: Laugh and. 560 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,840 Speaker 8: I said, oh, you're not going to sit in front 561 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,880 Speaker 8: of me, are you? And they go, oh, no, no, no, 562 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 8: and they sat a few rows behind me. So the 563 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 8: curtain draws back, the ads start playing, and two elderly 564 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 8: women walking. They sit straight in front of me, but 565 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,280 Speaker 8: a seat apart, so there's no one directly in front 566 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 8: of me. One lady sits to the left and lady 567 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,040 Speaker 8: fits to the right. 568 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,640 Speaker 4: That sounds like a joke, but go on, yeah, and. 569 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,960 Speaker 8: I kind of thought, well, that's nice. They've left the 570 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 8: seat empty so I can see. 571 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 12: But that's a bit weird. 572 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,480 Speaker 8: Why wouldn't they fit together in one of the other 573 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 8: one hundred and fifty empty seat? 574 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,040 Speaker 3: Go on? 575 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:19,720 Speaker 8: So I then look over and there's one last person 576 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 8: running into the cinema, running late. He is about six 577 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,240 Speaker 8: foot tall. 578 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 4: No makes a bee line straight to. 579 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,400 Speaker 8: The two ladies sitting in front of me and proceeds 580 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,440 Speaker 8: to sit in the empty seat. 581 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:39,880 Speaker 3: That you've got to be kidding me. Did you say anything, Michelle? 582 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 8: I threw my hands in the hour and I didn't 583 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 8: say anything because I thought, you know what, they haven't 584 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,800 Speaker 8: even noticed. There's twenty of empty seats. But I'm thinking, 585 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 8: but the couple behind me are laughing uncontrollably. 586 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,639 Speaker 3: So did you move seats, Michelle? 587 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 8: I just moved two seats over. 588 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 6: So sorry. 589 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 4: Did he know the ladies? 590 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:01,680 Speaker 7: Yeah? 591 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:07,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, if he's straight. 592 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 6: I just want to ask you what you were seeing 593 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,320 Speaker 6: at the movies? 594 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,479 Speaker 8: I know right. It was called about my father. It's 595 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 8: Robert de Niro and the comedian Sebastian I can't remember. 596 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,960 Speaker 3: He's quite funny, not so much of what of a chance? 597 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 4: The story? Just a great story. It is one of 598 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,520 Speaker 4: the chances. What are the chances that the six foot 599 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,000 Speaker 4: five guys sits in the seat in front of you? 600 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,159 Speaker 3: Well, just quite common because he obviously wanted to sit 601 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 3: in a good seat. 602 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,720 Speaker 6: There's too old. 603 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 4: These four people in the two hundred pretty high. 604 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 3: What's the best seat in the hand. 605 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,240 Speaker 7: At the layers? 606 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 3: Welcome to the show? Can you tell us one are 607 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,680 Speaker 3: the chances? Lenny? 608 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,040 Speaker 9: So, I was in the children's hospital with my son, 609 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 9: he just had surgery, and I had this lady that 610 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,439 Speaker 9: was had her child daughter just come up to me 611 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,879 Speaker 9: and she said, where did you get that blanket? And 612 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,959 Speaker 9: I'm like, I made it? 613 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 10: Why? 614 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 9: And she says, my girls have got blankets like that. 615 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 9: And I'm like, where did they get them from? She said, 616 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,560 Speaker 9: my mother in law. And I'm like, where's your mother 617 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,119 Speaker 9: in law? And she said, Now at the point, I'm like, 618 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,359 Speaker 9: oh my god, I made those blankets. 619 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:24,680 Speaker 3: Oh, how many years apart was it? Lin? 620 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:25,720 Speaker 5: Sorry? 621 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,679 Speaker 3: How many years apart was it that you made the 622 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,680 Speaker 3: blankets to I. 623 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 9: Think it was when they were very young. Yeah, so 624 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:37,480 Speaker 9: it was only like probably within the twelve months. And yeah, yeah, 625 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 9: my blankets are everywhere I need to wait people in 626 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 9: the hospital and stuff that we haven't. 627 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 3: I love that you make blankets lean not today's winterline. 628 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 4: But now she's right up there in my eyes in Uncliff. 629 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,160 Speaker 4: What are the chances? 630 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 3: Mate? 631 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: Hey guys? He One day I was driving home from work. 632 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,880 Speaker 1: It was the end of a long week. I worked 633 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:03,200 Speaker 1: out across from the beach. Anyway, I come to a roundabout. 634 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 1: I'm not paying attention. Clam the brakes on, like grinding 635 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,840 Speaker 1: gears that sort of thing. Person goes around the roundabout 636 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 1: and it was Kate Richie. 637 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,600 Speaker 3: So you didn't hit her. 638 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 1: I was not paying attention in front of me, and 639 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 1: as the car went around the roundabout, I could see 640 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 1: you in the driver's seat, and I was like, that 641 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 1: would have been so embarrassing. 642 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,120 Speaker 6: Like rich Cart, was I in the soup the super root? 643 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 1: It was the wonder you gave away. This is a 644 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,280 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. 645 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 3: Ended Kate, Richie, I. 646 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,400 Speaker 1: Know, like whole new meaning to Sastra. 647 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,360 Speaker 4: Oh my, So were you about to beat the horn 648 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,400 Speaker 4: and just give her a gobfull and just go you? 649 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:50,480 Speaker 5: No? 650 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,400 Speaker 1: It was my fault, yeah, the problem. 651 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 6: And I wanted to ye, did I smile or acknowledge you? 652 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,400 Speaker 1: No? I don't think you noticed, which was fine, but 653 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 1: like I, as soon as it happened, I bring my friend. 654 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 1: I was like, I almost re rendered someone. And to 655 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,240 Speaker 1: make it worse, it was Sally from home. 656 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 4: And away, Matt. 657 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,200 Speaker 3: You would have loved to meet met her. You were 658 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,040 Speaker 3: a star strug. What are we organized a coffee for 659 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,360 Speaker 3: you too? 660 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,040 Speaker 6: Why are you trying to do that with me and 661 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,760 Speaker 6: everyone that calls the show today? 662 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,720 Speaker 4: Your schedule for you, Kate. 663 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,600 Speaker 6: As punishment whip. I mean, I don't know how you 664 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 6: feel about who wins today? Fits set Michelle. I think 665 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 6: it's got to be Michelle in the cinema. 666 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 4: One hundred dollars to Spend is told very well Michelle 667 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 4: one of the greatest What are the Chances. 668 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 3: Of all time? 669 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 2: The city and with her with Kate Richie podcast. 670 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 4: I want to talk about her. This is I'm looking 671 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,160 Speaker 4: for the worst job ever you've ever had in your life? 672 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 4: What's the worst job in the world? Thirteen twenty fourteen, 673 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:59,520 Speaker 4: because I'm putting the King's guard right up there, you know, 674 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 4: the guy stand out of Buckingham Palace. They have to 675 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,560 Speaker 4: dress like they do. Yeah, they have to do obviously 676 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 4: this special march. 677 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 3: What are you hiding under your hat? 678 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,560 Speaker 4: The other things, Well, if you get close to the tourist, 679 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 4: they come up and they touch you, they want to 680 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,000 Speaker 4: get photos with you. 681 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,920 Speaker 3: You don't get in the way. 682 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 4: You're not allowed to flinch. Well that's what happened. This 683 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 4: one was with a king's guard and his horse. And 684 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,240 Speaker 4: I didn't know this, but you can go up and 685 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 4: you can pat the horse with it. You're not allowed 686 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 4: to take You're not allowed to take the reins. You're 687 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,400 Speaker 4: know how to touch the reins or the saddle of 688 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:38,640 Speaker 4: the horse, and if you do, this is what happens. 689 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,280 Speaker 4: So that guy has got to shift of eight hours 690 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 4: on that horse, just sitting there yelling at people who 691 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 4: touch his reins. They're not even allowed to smile. 692 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 3: There's quite a TikTok trend getting around actually, where there 693 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 3: might be a child that is struggling or in a 694 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,760 Speaker 3: wheelchair or has a disability, and one of the guards 695 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 3: will make a point of getting a photo with them 696 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,640 Speaker 3: and getting them allowing them to touch the horse and 697 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 3: creating these beautiful moments for them. But outside of that, 698 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,080 Speaker 3: it's quite fascinating when you see somebody trying to get 699 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 3: a photo, almost like a selfie, and they might be marching. 700 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,920 Speaker 3: You're right, it could be changing the guard and they're 701 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,120 Speaker 3: in the way and the guard will go straight through them. 702 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 3: Get out of the way. They pushed them into the 703 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,800 Speaker 3: gutter like this you. 704 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 1: Get from. 705 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,600 Speaker 3: It's pretty serious, isn't it. I'm just taking a selfie. 706 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,920 Speaker 4: Do you know they make twenty eight thousand dollars a 707 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 4: year to stand there and do nothing, stand there all day? 708 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,280 Speaker 4: Is that? You know what? I look at security guards 709 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,720 Speaker 4: sometimes and I go, you know what easy job? I 710 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 4: think it's easy. You've got to be alert though the 711 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 4: whole time. But I couldn't do it. The concentration and 712 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 4: how boring it would get standing on your feet all 713 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,600 Speaker 4: day at the door of a jewelry store, just letting 714 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,080 Speaker 4: people in opening the door. 715 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 3: I could not there was I mean, there was the 716 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 3: concert goer. Secure guard isn't a bad gig. I would 717 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,240 Speaker 3: have thought, yeah, do you know what I mean? It's 718 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,840 Speaker 3: often they would pay. Well, it was twenty seven bucks 719 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,520 Speaker 3: an hour back. 720 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 4: In the day. Get involved, Monza has given us a 721 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 4: call from Bankstown. Worst job, Monza, Yeah you think, are 722 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 4: you think spectful path? 723 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,120 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 724 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,160 Speaker 4: So what was your actual role, Monza? 725 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,959 Speaker 9: I had to walk around with a piece of paper 726 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:24,080 Speaker 9: and a camera and document where the cracks were being lifted. 727 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,040 Speaker 3: There's a route coming up under a pavement Square number 728 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,680 Speaker 3: thirty seven on Smith Street. 729 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,840 Speaker 4: Was there was there ever a moment, Monza where you 730 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,600 Speaker 4: really took it seriously and you thought, this is great. 731 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,560 Speaker 4: I found I've found a problem here. I'm going to 732 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 4: go back and report. 733 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,520 Speaker 5: It now and never came back. 734 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,840 Speaker 3: Was the idea that the council was just documenting it 735 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,200 Speaker 3: in case there was an accident and someone tripped over 736 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,320 Speaker 3: and they could say, well, we were working on that. 737 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:52,760 Speaker 5: Apparently they were working on that. 738 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 4: Apparently can you beat that? 739 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,760 Speaker 3: Monza? That is so bord? 740 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 4: Can you beat a footpath? Inspector. Oh do In twenty fourteen, 741 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,400 Speaker 4: Scott and caring Bar, What worst job, Scotty? 742 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,839 Speaker 5: Guys? Well, I had a project that was in Sydney's best. 743 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:12,080 Speaker 5: It was a major sewer line already made it underground. 744 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 745 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 4: And what did you have to do, Scotty? 746 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:19,600 Speaker 5: Down there we were refurbishing the big shafts that were 747 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,560 Speaker 5: for the main sewer line because they closed them up, 748 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,560 Speaker 5: so we had to drink out concrete repair. Yeah. When 749 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,320 Speaker 5: when someone says they've had the shittiest job in the world, 750 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 5: I go to Themwell, I was standing up to my waist. 751 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:33,440 Speaker 7: In the. 752 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 3: Public waste, Scotty. 753 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,239 Speaker 4: Have you ever seen it? A fat bird? Is it 754 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,480 Speaker 4: a fat bird? 755 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 3: Build up of oiland right. 756 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 4: It's the build up of oil in a pipe. Have 757 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,720 Speaker 4: you seen one of those? 758 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:47,640 Speaker 12: Guy? 759 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 5: You could drive a bus down where we were. It 760 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 5: was high, it's pretty amazing and went from Blacktown to 761 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,640 Speaker 5: the north Head, so like a pretty big deep hole. 762 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 7: Nine. 763 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 5: He made his underground on the north side and we 764 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,319 Speaker 5: did a lot of work at night because that's when 765 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,600 Speaker 5: people were sleeping. So it was low tied, as they 766 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,920 Speaker 5: called it, the. 767 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 3: Old bond cigars. It's the lowest points. 768 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,080 Speaker 5: Imagine you've got a little torch on your head. It's 769 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,719 Speaker 5: pretty dark down there, so you wouldn't want to be 770 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,799 Speaker 5: stared at the dark. And when you see beady red eyes, 771 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,879 Speaker 5: you kind of like thinking, what the hell lives down 772 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,160 Speaker 5: I put it this way. The psychologist said that you 773 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,920 Speaker 5: touch your face about one hundred and seventy something time, unconditionally, 774 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 5: she said, you'll get used to not even touching your face. 775 00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,479 Speaker 5: So I can tell you the first time went down 776 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 5: like it's pretty warm and hot and humid, so like 777 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,360 Speaker 5: you wipe your forehead. You think you're wiping your forehead. 778 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,200 Speaker 5: You've you've got a white bubblesuit on, everything tired, and 779 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:45,920 Speaker 5: you've snid, you know, right across your face. Next minute 780 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 5: you just going oh shit, and you tried to put 781 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,560 Speaker 5: another hand to wipe that off. And you've got three 782 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 5: fts in the market absolutely laughing their heads off but 783 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 5: absolutely spewing at the same time because it's so funny. 784 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,560 Speaker 5: But you know, like that was that was It was 785 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,880 Speaker 5: an experience. I can see that. 786 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 3: Scotty. Can you tell me that you get paid a 787 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,880 Speaker 3: whole lot of money to do this danger money, stink money, 788 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 3: whatever you want to call it. 789 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,799 Speaker 5: Well, the Pap was the pay was all right. I'm 790 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 5: not saying that it was. You know, I wish I 791 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 5: was getting paid a thousand but a minute, but it 792 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,759 Speaker 5: wasn't that. It wasn't that high. But it was all. 793 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,560 Speaker 5: It was filled, filled the purposeless time. 794 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 3: The missus must have been excited when you came over, 795 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,839 Speaker 3: even the. 796 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,000 Speaker 5: First show I had, you know, like I was red 797 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,040 Speaker 5: raw and like a tomato, a rock lobstar hadn't been 798 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,840 Speaker 5: out in the sun. And yeah, I could smell it constantly. 799 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,960 Speaker 5: I had to place in the room. I can see that. 800 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:45,280 Speaker 4: Much good work, Scotty. That is a great Calls. 801 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,920 Speaker 2: And Whipper with Kate Ritchie is an OVA podcast. For 802 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,880 Speaker 2: more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova podcast 803 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,360 Speaker 2: dot com. 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