Speaker 1: We got gay morning every day, every lady Adelaide, you're on.
Speaker 2: The Telly Jelly, You're on the pie, flying through the gully,
Speaker 2: singing nearly with the chill.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show, Josh, Shelley.
Speaker 4: Doesn't get much better.
Speaker 5: Joe.
Speaker 6: It's Friday morning and Josh for Shelley in studio. Good morning,
Speaker 6: great man.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Josh, welcome along. Thank you again, looking stunning
Speaker 3: as always.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
Speaker 4: The honesty of the young man. That's lead up the confidence.
Speaker 3: He's not short on confidence.
Speaker 4: A question question of that? Notice, can I ask you
Speaker 4: who does your brows?
Speaker 2: Brows? My girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Who loves to do it?
Speaker 4: What sort of what sort of brows? Were talking were
Speaker 4: talking about that?
Speaker 2: What's the threading?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 3: Ouch?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It hurts.
Speaker 8: I got him the first time I reckon when I
Speaker 8: was like fourteen and fifteen, my hair dress wanted to
Speaker 8: do them. And then from that day on, I've been
Speaker 8: able to handle the pain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, special have you ever had threaded?
Speaker 6: I've had it done once and it was the Westfield
Speaker 6: shopping Center.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kari did, and I was like, we'll do it
Speaker 4: as well, never again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's an unfortunate situation when you're in a
Speaker 5: shopping center too, and you just got all these tears
Speaker 5: bringing pain. Oh my god, so you still do the threading?
Speaker 5: You don't do waxing, No, don't work. Oh my, need
Speaker 5: to put you onto my wax pretty much painless.
Speaker 4: Fantastic chat. Thanks for joining us, Oh gosh.
Speaker 6: I began this weekend for a couple of reasons because
Speaker 6: it's a chance to show that you guys are hitting
Speaker 6: in the right direction, but also teammates hundredth nice little
Speaker 6: Miles Darcy Foggy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it is a nice one for Darcy has come
Speaker 8: a long way. It's not been a smooth one hundred
Speaker 8: games compared to some other guys, probably in his draft year,
Speaker 8: but it's been great. I think a few weeks ago
Speaker 8: he had he capped on the side for the first
Speaker 8: time and probably most guys wouldn't have thought that. And
Speaker 8: for him to be in the leadership group has been
Speaker 8: massive for the group. He's got a lot of wisdom
Speaker 8: that he passes on to us younger guys and definitely
Speaker 8: see him as a future leader of this football club.
Speaker 5: Just on another note, though, do you ever find yourself
Speaker 5: talking to Darcy and you just get lost in those
Speaker 5: blue eyes.
Speaker 8: He's got lovely blue eyes. He's very handsome. Yes, that's
Speaker 8: the word.
Speaker 4: And the whole. I'm just a lad from the country.
Speaker 3: Shunning piercing blue eyes if you don't mind. Darcy is
Speaker 3: he quiet?
Speaker 8: Like, he's pretty quiet, but as soon as you get
Speaker 8: to know him, he wants to be the alfa in
Speaker 8: the room.
Speaker 2: He's one of those guys but very reserved at the.
Speaker 5: Start, and then you get a bit like, well, I'm
Speaker 5: the big dog here, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't sit back yet.
Speaker 8: I'll let him do his thing because he wants to
Speaker 8: seriously be the alpha of every single room he is in.
Speaker 6: And Josh is like, well, I'm the best looking, hey,
Speaker 6: Isaac Rankin little extension, that's huge result.
Speaker 4: I always say.
Speaker 6: That my two favorite players that make me love football
Speaker 6: Jason Francis and Isaac Rankin.
Speaker 4: He's a freak.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's a freak.
Speaker 8: And it's so good because he's not out of contract
Speaker 8: till next and then yeah, so it's good to get
Speaker 8: that deal done. I assume he wasn't going anywhere, so
Speaker 8: I don't know why they.
Speaker 3: Hyeah, yeah that does. Have you been watching the games?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a little bit.
Speaker 8: Yeah, as I was mentioning off our obsessed with Noah
Speaker 8: Lyles unfortunately lost this morning, but a bit of a freak, yeah, because.
Speaker 5: We were saying we watched that Sprint is a documentary. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but it's fascinating, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's awesome.
Speaker 3: That's some bigger goes in the room.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: That kind of makes US footballs look very small because
Speaker 8: they know they're seriously the best in the world.
Speaker 2: And it's funny.
Speaker 8: Noah Lives was explaining how the NBA plays, how they
Speaker 8: think they're world champions, but it's just in America, so
Speaker 8: they've got no right, and he was saying that he's
Speaker 8: so much bigger than these guys.
Speaker 4: Oh, my world champions.
Speaker 5: We were watching the basketball this morning and the USA
Speaker 5: we're trailing in the last quarter and he's almost like
Speaker 5: they take them.
Speaker 6: Should looking at phone, My gosh, four minutes agother down
Speaker 6: by like seven or something on look at the phone again.
Speaker 4: Two minutes ago they up by.
Speaker 2: Some entered the game.
Speaker 4: Steff Garry went, bang, did you watch that? Didjit?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: I saw some highlights, but he had like nine threes
Speaker 8: and scored d six points or something.
Speaker 4: He's good at Basketball's yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 6: Hey, Josh, thank you so much for dropping off these
Speaker 6: crows Bunker tickets.
Speaker 3: We're done.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten, Who wants to just cruise in
Speaker 6: and watch Josh for Shelley and the boys warm up?
Speaker 6: Us reader Abby thought that it was this package also
Speaker 6: of watching you guys get changed. It's just I think
Speaker 6: part of the package is just watching you guys warm up,
Speaker 6: isn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I've a little bit weird if they
Speaker 2: got to watch it.
Speaker 10: Hey, I didn't say that. I just said if we
Speaker 10: could come down into the showers afterwards and do the
Speaker 10: interviews there.
Speaker 3: We'd be happy.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 11: And Hazy was right in on that too, May I add.
Speaker 6: Threteen twenty four ten, Who wants the headlong? It is
Speaker 6: all thanks to Channel seven. If you can't make the game,
Speaker 6: of course, watch live and free on Channel seven. Josh,
Speaker 6: thank you so much for the time. Good luck against
Speaker 6: the Bulldolts.
Speaker 2: Thanks Asi, Thanks Jerdie.
Speaker 3: He's where you're waking up to Adelaide today?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Creak.
Speaker 4: What's the new today?
Speaker 5: Where you like to go around the grounds and find
Speaker 5: out everything that has been breaking overnight? And we had
Speaker 5: a bit of a bombshell yesterday, didn't we abs with
Speaker 5: Liberal leader David Spears announcing he's had a gutfull, he's
Speaker 5: had enough of leading the Liberal Party in opposition.
Speaker 10: To be honest, if I ever quit here, I reckon,
Speaker 10: I'd probably do the same. I've had a gutful, storm out.
Speaker 6: And quite abrupt, like he'll be a genuine aproper resonation
Speaker 6: maybe midshift, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see you later.
Speaker 5: Well not even mich she'd get till about I don't
Speaker 5: know eight forty and be like, oh, that enough, and
Speaker 5: we would have been like, well, why didn't you do
Speaker 5: that at the start of the show.
Speaker 3: That's dumb, And then I go do it?
Speaker 2: Worry.
Speaker 10: I've pre recorded the rest of the news, so you
Speaker 10: don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 3: See us?
Speaker 5: Can I get a coffee on the way out? So
Speaker 5: some contenders for the top job, Deputy leader John Gardner,
Speaker 5: Vincent Tyles is in the mix as well, Josh Tiegelso
Speaker 5: in the mix all these names.
Speaker 3: You look so blank right now?
Speaker 11: Boys, do you know who David Spears is?
Speaker 6: It's busy Yeah, okay, David Spears.
Speaker 2: I think I've brought something different another plate?
Speaker 8: Was I a bit hoarrily was it too soon for
Speaker 8: me to lead the party or was the.
Speaker 3: Party simply not ready.
Speaker 5: For me to?
Speaker 4: Very good question.
Speaker 5: I could listen to his accent all day. I think
Speaker 5: that's how I think that's how you should. We should
Speaker 5: do it from now.
Speaker 10: If you not failed, but if you quit a job, sorry,
Speaker 10: your organization wasn't quite ready for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys weren't ready for me.
Speaker 6: Yes, and me, because in his bio is if you
Speaker 6: can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me
Speaker 6: at my.
Speaker 5: Bands And as is the tradition of a man who
Speaker 5: is married to a Scottish woman, he goes to me
Speaker 5: this morning, well, David spears so Irish?
Speaker 3: No, my, are you Scottish?
Speaker 4: Scottish?
Speaker 5: We'll miss you, Seuzy call in now you've got all
Speaker 5: this free time, give us a call.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: Was a subtle hint that he was Scottish, the fact
Speaker 5: that he would wear a kilt at any given opportunity.
Speaker 4: I just thought he was very aggressive in twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four poll.
Speaker 11: No, I do find it interesting though most people.
Speaker 5: I had a few people message me after I posted
Speaker 5: it on Instagram, and everyone goes, who's this who's this guy?
Speaker 5: And I go really, Yeah, it's the liberal leader. Oh yep,
Speaker 5: no idea. Never seen him before, genuinely. As part of
Speaker 5: the problem is that how many people knew who he was?
Speaker 10: Yes, anyway, let's talk Taylor Swift. So pretty concerning news.
Speaker 3: We have to wait for the crab.
Speaker 10: So if anyone who doesn't know who Taylor Swift did
Speaker 10: so that's one of her songs. So there was a
Speaker 10: foiled terror attack essentially that two people being or two
Speaker 10: suspects were arrested, but it actually got a lot further
Speaker 10: down the road than most thought. So one of the
Speaker 10: guys who was organizing to do this terror attack actually
Speaker 10: had started working at the venue a few weeks beforehand
Speaker 10: because he wanted a better understanding.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and sussing it out now.
Speaker 10: Basically, authorities are saying that he had pledged himself to ISIS,
Speaker 10: which is how they sort of looked at his search
Speaker 10: history and found it and he was arrested out the
Speaker 10: front of the venue.
Speaker 11: But yeah, pretty scary to think that it got that far.
Speaker 10: Anyway, they found explosives and cash at his house, and
Speaker 10: on his arrest he did admit to what his plans were.
Speaker 10: So all of her shows have been canceled in Vienna,
Speaker 10: but they'll still go ahead in London. But the whole
Speaker 10: world I think this just puts the whole world on alert.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, how scary.
Speaker 5: Isn't that horrifying for her too, because really it's got
Speaker 5: absolutely nothing to do with her, but she becomes embroiled
Speaker 5: in It was like the Ariana Grande concert back what
Speaker 5: five six years ago, nothing to do with her, but
Speaker 5: twenty two people ended up dying and five hundred injured,
Speaker 5: and it was one of her concerts.
Speaker 6: It's a sad start of affairs where the bigger and
Speaker 6: the more popular something is, the more they're a genuine target.
Speaker 6: Tyler Swift, the bigger you are, the more you're endangered.
Speaker 10: I think concerning as well that there was a nineteen
Speaker 10: year old and a seventeen year old and you just
Speaker 10: go how at that age? But back then I was
Speaker 10: parting it up and having fun.
Speaker 3: I wasn't.
Speaker 5: I was in the youth court the other day for
Speaker 5: a fourteen year old who was accused of the same thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's scary. Yeah, watch this space, Hori.
Speaker 4: Fine, way, let's ste it in a better direction, shall
Speaker 4: we can we? That is the end of post. It
Speaker 4: snooze news. But what about this?
Speaker 6: It's street and now some massy bossy tour. They're bringing
Speaker 6: their satellites world tour till day on the Green. Peter
Speaker 6: Lemma Wines for Ross Valley Sunday, Feb two. Tickets on
Speaker 6: sale today. It's walking am a ticketmaster. Alternatively, why don't
Speaker 6: you just give us a buzz right now? She shall
Speaker 6: we give away some tickets.
Speaker 11: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. Who wants to go to the script? Now?
Speaker 6: This came to light. The news came through just after
Speaker 6: we got off here yesterday. It's sad, mixed emotions. Jack Carlson,
Speaker 6: the man behind the legendary Democracy Manifest meme, has.
Speaker 4: Died at the age of eighty two. Who's familiar with this, gentlemen?
Speaker 7: Fish is Democracy Manifest? Have a look at the headlockey
Speaker 7: chap over the he This is the boke who got
Speaker 7: me on the Phoenish people.
Speaker 4: Charge eating.
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 4: It is so.
Speaker 6: Miss Carlson became famous Amongstralian households after footage of his
Speaker 6: ninety one arrest outside the China Sea restaurant and Brisbane
Speaker 6: went viral. He's a bit of a fraudster, Tuo very
Speaker 6: very colorful history.
Speaker 5: See, I hadn't heard of this guy until you kept
Speaker 5: playing that clip on repeat over and over in the studio.
Speaker 11: Well you didn't see you didn't hear this back in then.
Speaker 3: I heard of him.
Speaker 6: Wow, how many times I heard this and I didn't
Speaker 6: realize that it was real because when you hear it, it
Speaker 6: sounds like a skit. It sounds like someone doing a
Speaker 6: play or something. It's actually genuinely ritten.
Speaker 10: This is like a pop culture moment in history. People
Speaker 10: talk about iconic Australian lines and iconic Australian things.
Speaker 4: This is it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, apologies across most things, just not in saying
Speaker 5: that though there was talk that this was a conspiracy,
Speaker 5: that it was all set up, So you are right
Speaker 5: in saying that people, yeah.
Speaker 6: Because it just went He just went role again because
Speaker 6: it was twenty years since that particular moment, wasn't that anyway?
Speaker 6: He will be immortalized ya music and that is the
Speaker 6: good thing. First of all, ladies, Soaker is into this.
Speaker 6: The techno version, Yes, a drop to beat.
Speaker 4: I like this as well.
Speaker 6: The Oasis version Democracy manis have a look at the head.
Speaker 4: Lucky get to it.
Speaker 8: See that chap over there, he's get your hand off
Speaker 8: my pare.
Speaker 10: The first one reminds me like imagine being the Bunnings
Speaker 10: Rave that peaking duck are going to do and they're
Speaker 10: playing that you speak going.
Speaker 6: Off, everyone want to be off their face. This might
Speaker 6: be my favorite version. Traditionally I don't like heavy metal,
Speaker 6: but when it's got a nice little Jack Carlson flavor
Speaker 6: to it really really tickles you in nice areas.
Speaker 12: Oh you ready, got your hand?
Speaker 4: Everyone lady is stay with me, got.
Speaker 11: Your hand, get your hand.
Speaker 3: You're a child.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately you were sick yesterday.
Speaker 6: They were calling you the two way Fountain, and so
Speaker 6: somebody had to put the diary together in your absence.
Speaker 4: Did you turn up today thinking there'll be no diary
Speaker 4: this week?
Speaker 5: Well, I just assumed it wouldn't happen because you're basically
Speaker 5: incompetent without me, So.
Speaker 6: Results would say differently yesterday, don't worry, We're still going
Speaker 6: to get a diary.
Speaker 4: Way a feast ears on this.
Speaker 6: This is the week that was through the eyes of
Speaker 6: Jodiotti and friends.
Speaker 5: Dear Diary, Wait a sec, what's going on here?
Speaker 13: A little producer Zoe and newsreader Abby Diary takeover.
Speaker 10: Well, well, well, this is what happens when you take
Speaker 10: a sick day, Oddie.
Speaker 9: Let's recap the week that was. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 9: bloke chilli start to the week, right, Andrew six.
Speaker 4: Today jest a bit.
Speaker 5: But our hearts were warm on the back of the
Speaker 5: Thunderbirds taking out back to back Grand Final wins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no words.
Speaker 5: I'm so proud of these girls, Like, I love this team,
Speaker 5: I love what they've done in this space.
Speaker 4: And yeah, you're starting to talk like you played.
Speaker 5: She pretty much did today, guy upstairs, shut up.
Speaker 13: Meanwhile, Hazy may have discovered the secret to birthday of Payday,
Speaker 13: which is whispered to them.
Speaker 4: You can do this.
Speaker 3: Were you born on the ninth, You've got this.
Speaker 5: October And well, Hazy's creepy whispering may have made us
Speaker 5: a little uncomfy.
Speaker 11: It was nothing compared to his passing technique.
Speaker 4: So confused and they just start falling looking up.
Speaker 3: Don't ever do that. Don't ever do that again. That
Speaker 3: was discussed where I want to throw up now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called making loves week.
Speaker 13: Jody was so distracted by the power she forgot how
Speaker 13: to pronounce and know Amy Fox's name, or is it
Speaker 13: Nei Momi.
Speaker 3: Well, Nei Fox, does that sound right you?
Speaker 6: Sirius literally spoke about it three and a half minutes ago,
Speaker 6: and we spoke about it for what maybe forty five.
Speaker 11: Minutes recond that my god, I'm doing and.
Speaker 6: Then we spoke about it a genuine fish. I think
Speaker 6: we listened to Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 4: You reese there? Did Jody's batteries run out? You can
Speaker 4: get charged last night? Did Joe turned up in red
Speaker 4: three percent ago?
Speaker 10: Hazy got himself in trouble this week after breaking about
Speaker 10: being a driving athlete, so of course we set him
Speaker 10: down to the aquatic center to prove it. How's your nodger?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Thanks? Looking forward to all of this. What was my
Speaker 4: lower body quivering right now? And what's going on? Is
Speaker 4: it the split? Not sure? Or is it the budget.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be.
Speaker 6: Like my mate in two thousand and eight when we
Speaker 6: chupped off the copperwarf bridge and split as a norse.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be that guy. No promise safety.
Speaker 3: Yikes.
Speaker 13: Thankfully, the big Man made it through the Big Plunge
Speaker 13: and secured his status as an elite athlete. If only
Speaker 13: he could apply the same athleticism to his small talk
Speaker 13: in the cafe.
Speaker 5: Boebe from Craigmoll, good morning, good morning. What would you
Speaker 5: like to small talk about this morning?
Speaker 3: Anything from the games? The Boomers?
Speaker 14: Actually, I haven't been watching the Olympic.
Speaker 4: God, I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Andrew sound is so disappointed.
Speaker 6: I always have a few I have a few subjects
Speaker 6: in my back pocket for situations like this, Phoebe.
Speaker 3: What about the thunder birds?
Speaker 4: No Jesus all right? Or no politics? Should we whats
Speaker 4: your what's your go to something?
Speaker 11: Anything?
Speaker 14: Any I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've got exactly right. It's cold, isn't it? Okay? Off,
Speaker 4: have you ready? Can't wait for summer.
Speaker 5: But if there's one thing we learned this week, Hazy
Speaker 5: is not shy to Apedo.
Speaker 11: Just don't look at his bum.
Speaker 13: We're going straight forward wedding store, because this is serious business.
Speaker 6: This is a genuine conversation about what sort of cuff
Speaker 6: you'll get me.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well there's some cuts. Okay, there's a little like
Speaker 13: gea banger, a little.
Speaker 4: Extra cheek or and I see it.
Speaker 10: To the people of South Australia, please do not get
Speaker 10: a jee banger.
Speaker 6: It could be quite funny and producer George was in
Speaker 6: here as well, and I said, I seriously, I don't
Speaker 6: have an ass.
Speaker 4: I do not own an ass. And I bet he's
Speaker 4: got some awesome ass, Like no, I don't. I built
Speaker 4: like a French bulldog.
Speaker 13: So to the Tea Birt Champions, you're starting to talk
Speaker 13: like you.
Speaker 11: Played our whispering winner.
Speaker 13: And all the notes and animuses out there.
Speaker 4: And Split is a nurse. I want to be that guy.
Speaker 13: Go off this weekend Kings and Queens.
Speaker 11: Oh, I love producers though, and us red.
Speaker 15: To abby gentlemen battles who might be very goodness.
Speaker 4: What an epic contest this is turning into.
Speaker 5: It is the slimmest of all margins at the moment,
Speaker 5: thirteen to twelve.
Speaker 3: But I want to roll. I reckon. I've won maybe
Speaker 3: the last four five, six weeks.
Speaker 4: It was like six weeks, six weeks.
Speaker 2: Row.
Speaker 6: You're on an absolute burner. I can't believe it. And yeah,
Speaker 6: we've said this before. I feel like the Sydney Swans.
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, and you're the Western Bulldogs.
Speaker 3: That's okay, you can still turn things around.
Speaker 4: You're on final, So what about this?
Speaker 6: Like Dad said, you are the Western Bulldogs of Luke
Speaker 6: Beverage five weeks ago, about to get sacked now coach
Speaker 6: of the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 5: It's but anyway, this can all come heavily unstuck because
Speaker 5: you have chosen my song for this week.
Speaker 6: Were you were absent yesterday because you're at the podiatrists
Speaker 6: getting that outrageous gut looking at it, so, which is fine,
Speaker 6: you know, let's take a day off for that. So
Speaker 6: we had to choose a song for you. Wasn't me,
Speaker 6: by the way, wasn't it? No, who's taken responsibility for this?
Speaker 3: Someone put their hands up unless we.
Speaker 4: Were Unless you know, it's put in the hands.
Speaker 11: I had nothing to do with this.
Speaker 13: If you were in I chose chose.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 6: The theme is gold off the back of this absolutely
Speaker 6: beautiful gold run by the OSSI.
Speaker 4: He's at the games. So I went quite.
Speaker 6: Safe because I know Jose you would have selected will
Speaker 6: you straight away?
Speaker 5: Espec?
Speaker 3: She would have said goldinger, singer. You would have chosen
Speaker 3: the song that I would have chosen.
Speaker 6: Is that right? Because it's a good song, that's pretty safe,
Speaker 6: it's very consistent, it's good tune. Kanye lost her yes yes,
Speaker 6: moments after this turned into an absolutely mad cut snack
Speaker 6: Yeah correct, all right, gold Digger by Kanye West and
Speaker 6: on behalf of everyone else.
Speaker 4: Jo's came up with this. Your immediate thought on your
Speaker 4: song goes, I don't mind you.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a good song.
Speaker 6: It's a good naughties classic. Don't be surprised if it's
Speaker 6: some stage to hear it by DC naughty.
Speaker 3: To not sure, excellent song.
Speaker 13: Have you seen the movie Fame? No, it's a very
Speaker 13: sexy scene with this song in it. It's an excellent song, Jody,
Speaker 13: I chose well, if you win, you chose terribly. If
Speaker 13: you lose, Okay, it's a great song.
Speaker 3: You're gonna win? How how close are we?
Speaker 13: Incredibly there are literally two votes in it right now.
Speaker 3: People need to get on.
Speaker 13: They've got half an hour to make you win.
Speaker 6: Joe's absolutely kiss me off is that if you win,
Speaker 6: then you can not even.
Speaker 5: Win it.
Speaker 3: Not even involved, had absolutely nothing to do with it.
Speaker 4: Oh you got that'stardy. Where all you have to do
Speaker 4: is just put your name on it.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Sam Sparrow was even on the mast singer you know
Speaker 10: big that's interesting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, fun fact.
Speaker 6: All right, Canye West v. The Mask Singers, Sam Sparrow
Speaker 6: at eight o'clock where you reveal the winning so ringing song.
Speaker 6: Rather at Jody and Hazy get your votes in. It
Speaker 6: is super super tight. Time now to talk cats and
Speaker 6: dogs and bringing news read to Abby because she got
Speaker 6: that dog in a nice entry.
Speaker 3: There literally audio of me. Okay.
Speaker 11: So I want to talk cats dogs because I obviously
Speaker 11: have two sausage dogs.
Speaker 10: So I am team dogs and no offense cat owners,
Speaker 10: but just not for me, just not for me.
Speaker 11: Cats are annoying.
Speaker 5: They screech a lot, they cut you like they're.
Speaker 11: Just yeah, no thanks.
Speaker 6: They have strong personalities cats do, yeah, very very strong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I see. It still shocks me to the core
Speaker 5: that you've got a cat. Yeah.
Speaker 6: If we don't necessarily get along, no, we butt heads
Speaker 6: very much, butttheads to it's too it's basically two our
Speaker 6: fits trying to.
Speaker 4: Run a house.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 4: So I am formally too icy. I'm happy.
Speaker 11: You'd be three icy soon. Okay.
Speaker 10: So there's a study that's kind of James Cook University,
Speaker 10: and you know that I love a study. So three
Speaker 10: hundred and twenty people were surveyed and they were all
Speaker 10: dog and cat owners, and essentially what they have found
Speaker 10: from the study is that cat owners are more neurotic
Speaker 10: than dog owners.
Speaker 11: Well, dog owners have higher resilience.
Speaker 6: Because dogs except you for who you are. No, it
Speaker 6: doesn't matter what you're going through. Dogs are always there
Speaker 6: for you. Cats judge you no matter what you know,
Speaker 6: what you know what a cat is. A cat's your dad.
Speaker 6: You're overachieving dad that when you come home and you go,
Speaker 6: I've got ninety eight percent on my tests, and a
Speaker 6: cat will go, well, what happened to that two percent?
Speaker 3: Champion step in? What happened? They're sweety.
Speaker 4: You'll never love me.
Speaker 11: See.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I find this interesting because I do
Speaker 10: find like cat owners are just a special I'm going
Speaker 10: to annoy so many people with this and I'm probably
Speaker 10: gonna be hated, but cat owners just they're a special
Speaker 10: breed in themselves.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 10: To have a cat that craps in the house, yeah,
Speaker 10: I can't deal with it. Whereas dogs, at least with Tanknory,
Speaker 10: when they paint me off, I can throw them outside
Speaker 10: and go go and have dog time, and they go
Speaker 10: and crap on the lawn and I don't have to
Speaker 10: deal with them.
Speaker 4: What will say?
Speaker 6: Those the perks of a cat, though most cats will
Speaker 6: go and crap outside and bury it.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 6: Really, they're very efficient with that. Outcat does. Yes, he
Speaker 6: tiptoes around and buries it, and he's very like sometimes
Speaker 6: I can hear him as well, he's like.
Speaker 11: Gross, it's okay.
Speaker 10: Well, any house that I've ever been to with a cat,
Speaker 10: they've got a kitty little thing in the bathroom and
Speaker 10: it stinks.
Speaker 6: Versus my dog used to pull itself and it's sleep
Speaker 6: in very different worlds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, vastly in continent. That dog was right towards the end.
Speaker 5: The cats actually bury their own poop.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're very self sufficient. Don't pooh around on that.
Speaker 6: But no, no, they're not like dogs at all. They're
Speaker 6: much cleaner, and they don't wee every around they are
Speaker 6: trying to and they do that thing actually where they
Speaker 6: we it's sort of sprays and spurts off.
Speaker 3: Cats.
Speaker 4: Cats suck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And that's where dogs don't like when you take
Speaker 5: a dog for a walk and they like sniff trees
Speaker 5: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Is that because a cat has projectile peed on it?
Speaker 3: Potentially that's that's them.
Speaker 10: So someone told me once that when you walk your dog,
Speaker 10: it's like us reading the newspaper.
Speaker 11: If you walk your dog and they get to.
Speaker 10: Smell everything, and that's why you shouldn't rush them, because
Speaker 10: it's literally them reading the newspaper of the neighborhood, seeing
Speaker 10: who's around, what animals are around.
Speaker 11: What's happening, what's the four one one? Literally?
Speaker 10: So now when I walk, I go tang. He is
Speaker 10: into every thinking. I'm like, you know what, mate, I'll
Speaker 10: wait for you.
Speaker 11: Do you do?
Speaker 5: You've just got this image of my dog putting on
Speaker 5: its glasses on a Sunday morning and just reading you know,
Speaker 5: the Sunday.
Speaker 11: May Literally, yes, as they walk around, that's good.
Speaker 4: I can see your dog reading something like a Murray Claire.
Speaker 10: A Cosmopolitan and your dog's going straight to the sport.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Hair, dog's going straight for the Playboy?
Speaker 6: Yes, I see you know your Battle of the bag
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 4: Two tunes.
Speaker 6: One thing it is gold this week off the back
Speaker 6: of austral is outstanding gold in one of the games.
Speaker 6: So I've gone with Kanye West gold Digger seen.
Speaker 4: And Joe's wasn't he yesterday? So we had to choose four.
Speaker 4: Thank you you have gone with Sam Sparrow Black and Gold.
Speaker 4: Can't be disappointed. It's actually a good.
Speaker 13: Chune to the Great Tune Newsree Abby and producers, are
Speaker 13: we mailed that selection?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Good stuff? Girls? All right, I feel like.
Speaker 6: This tit's going to be really really close because you
Speaker 6: are you're on fire.
Speaker 4: I think it's six weeks in a row.
Speaker 3: Just stop doing that, stopped talking up a big game.
Speaker 6: So now it's thirteen twelve in my favor. This could
Speaker 6: be a monumental moment in Battle of the Bangers in
Speaker 6: twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: This could be winning week number seven.
Speaker 6: This could see this could see me the Sydney Swans
Speaker 6: officially bow out of the finals race.
Speaker 4: It was a black or form man confidence.
Speaker 13: Okay, guess so if you're catching up, The score at
Speaker 13: the moment is twelve to thirteen, Hazy in the lead.
Speaker 5: This week was.
Speaker 13: Incredibly tight, so of course the theme was gold because
Speaker 13: of the Olympics. People have strong opinions on these songs.
Speaker 13: It literally came down to six votes.
Speaker 4: Six votes. Oh my gosh, drumroll, I really do.
Speaker 3: Winner. It's Jody?
Speaker 5: Are you actually seriously serious?
Speaker 13: Six votes is all that was in it? Black and Gold?
Speaker 6: Jody O wow, absolute stitch up to everybody who voted
Speaker 6: for Jody, Like, put your head and growing.
Speaker 13: Yeah, is he not going to be happy with this?
Speaker 3: Thank you for my song?
Speaker 6: This swears you can take credit because now I'm taking
Speaker 6: credit Me.
Speaker 4: Is Sam Sparrow, Black and Gold. Best swam out of yourself?
Speaker 6: Hey, Joe's let's talk about arguably one of the greatest
Speaker 6: athletes of all time and the moments we all discovered
Speaker 6: that Lebron James is indeed human right A bit of
Speaker 6: a viral moment he found himself when he reacted to
Speaker 6: the crowd during Team USA's eventual blowout against Brazil and
Speaker 6: choose quarter final winn.
Speaker 4: Of the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 6: But apparently the standing ovation and applause from the fans
Speaker 6: of Bercy Arena wasn't for him.
Speaker 4: Oh No, that's awkward, isn't it.
Speaker 6: James waved while he sat down on the band and
Speaker 6: pretended to put a crown on his head.
Speaker 4: That's like his big thing, because he's the king. It's
Speaker 4: King James.
Speaker 6: So it turns out that the warm welcome was meant
Speaker 6: for French swimmer Leon march hand. James is apparently shown
Speaker 6: on the JumboTron, which might have led to some confusion.
Speaker 6: That's like when someone you think is waving to and
Speaker 6: you're like, hey, how are you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's embarrassing, isn't.
Speaker 4: It super embarrassing?
Speaker 6: Why do you feel like you would be the queen
Speaker 6: of embarrassing moment?
Speaker 5: Because I have a long and rich history of saying
Speaker 5: stupid things and making myself look like appeal.
Speaker 4: The whole speak before you think, oh.
Speaker 5: My god, so what about this? The other I don't
Speaker 5: even offers to tell this story. I was at my
Speaker 5: kids dance school the other day and the lovely, lovely,
Speaker 5: gorgeous lady who helps it was sitting behind the desk,
Speaker 5: and because I like to tell like.
Speaker 3: I like people to tell me if I've got stuff
Speaker 3: on my face, I.
Speaker 5: Said to her, Oh, you've just got a little bit
Speaker 5: of like a bit of makeup in the corner of
Speaker 5: your eye.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: And she was like, oh, okay, yeah, that's the skin
Speaker 3: cancer that I.
Speaker 13: Just got.
Speaker 3: Cancer.
Speaker 4: Please don't bring that up.
Speaker 3: Recently had removed.
Speaker 6: Thank you, but thanks thanks for aggressively noticing and bringing
Speaker 6: that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate that and humiliating me.
Speaker 6: Perhaps you like to speak without thinking sometimes as well.
Speaker 10: No, I actually I've got something that happened the other night.
Speaker 10: I was at an event and a woman that I
Speaker 10: know is on the other side of the venue and
Speaker 10: she's mouthing to me like and touching the like as
Speaker 10: if she had a watch on her hand.
Speaker 3: She's going, do you need to go?
Speaker 11: You've got to like its time to go.
Speaker 10: I'm thinking my head, you've booked me until seven thirty, like, no,
Speaker 10: I don't need to go, you need quarter to seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I'm mouthing back, going no, I'm fine, I'm good
Speaker 5: like this, and I realized the woman.
Speaker 11: Next to me grabs my arm, like, oh, she's talking
Speaker 11: to me.
Speaker 5: Oh no, she had to go and leave to get
Speaker 5: a plane.
Speaker 11: And I'm They're going, no, no, I'm fine. If I
Speaker 11: was thinking, Karen's talking to me, no, Yeah.
Speaker 5: There's been twice in a week when I have seen
Speaker 5: in fact, this guy is a good friend of yours,
Speaker 5: and I thought that I have seen him on two
Speaker 5: separate occasions, and I've waved, and then as I've gone
Speaker 5: past these two separate individuals, I've gone, that's not him.
Speaker 3: It is not him at all.
Speaker 6: That's tough, and it's too late to backtrack and explain
Speaker 6: the situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too late to go. Excuse me. Can I
Speaker 3: just drill down on this.
Speaker 10: I did an age thing as well. The other day
Speaker 10: was interviewing somebody and I said, oh, you must be
Speaker 10: Nana and she goes, no, no, I'm just the mom.
Speaker 11: I just look old. I died on the spy. I said,
Speaker 11: I mean nana like the baby's nana like this, and
Speaker 11: she was. She laughed, and I thought, oh my god, I.
Speaker 3: Just feel like you buried the lead on that. That's bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, Joe's what about the other day we went
Speaker 6: to Fitzi's house. Yes, I have a look, so he said,
Speaker 6: we're in the area, said, come in and have a
Speaker 6: look at the house, will show you around.
Speaker 3: Can I have a look at my mansion?
Speaker 4: It was the first time that i'd met Bj, his
Speaker 4: beautiful wife.
Speaker 6: Yes, but you feel you see Bj via Fitzy's Instagram
Speaker 6: a lot, so you feel like you know it, do
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 4: What I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So we'll chatting away up nervously, chatting, trying to make
Speaker 6: her laugh and all these types of things. And we're
Speaker 6: talking about kids and how easy it is for especially
Speaker 6: young boys to impress parents, particularly in adolescents. All you
Speaker 6: have to do, she said, And we've said to the boys,
Speaker 6: all you have to do is say to parents, would
Speaker 6: you like me to.
Speaker 4: Wash the dishes?
Speaker 3: She'd like me to help with the dishes, and.
Speaker 6: The parents will always say no, you don't have to
Speaker 6: do that, but I love you for life now. Yeah,
Speaker 6: So about ten minutes later we left and as we're
Speaker 6: leaving my seven BJ, Hey, BJ, would you like me
Speaker 6: to do the dishes? She clearly forgot the conversation. She goes, no,
Speaker 6: that's fine, thanks, And then in that time Fitzy turned up,
Speaker 6: but he hadn't He wasn't there.
Speaker 4: For the initial conversation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'd explained the whole thing, what exactly would
Speaker 6: happen otherwise He was like, what.
Speaker 4: The hell was that all about?
Speaker 11: You left? And they were liked Bej's like, invite him again.
Speaker 3: It was so funny though, because.
Speaker 5: I knew Hazy would have problems playing a cool and
Speaker 5: I was like, Okay, as we're walking in the front
Speaker 5: doors and mate, do not outstay. You're welcome, all right,
Speaker 5: We're gonna have to leave after like half an hour,
Speaker 5: and he gives this one and goes, yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: have to be home to all. At least seven o'clock tonight,
Speaker 5: there's me driving home along the SB and Hazey is
Speaker 5: still up there having a beer at nine o'clock.
Speaker 4: At nights out behind.
Speaker 3: Out whatever. We walked into the spare room and you go, oh, well,
Speaker 3: I guess this will.
Speaker 5: Have to do.
Speaker 6: Driving X. We're an angry bunch on the road in
Speaker 6: South Australia. We've all got our X.
Speaker 5: Well, now you've had a crack at people for being
Speaker 5: too polite on the roads and letting other motors in.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can ever complain about that.
Speaker 6: I know, because what I'm saying is to impress one person,
Speaker 6: you shouldn't piss off three or four.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh you're the person, aren't you?
Speaker 6: You be like stop everyone stop, everyone stop, let that
Speaker 6: person in.
Speaker 3: Everyone, everyone. Look at what a good person I have.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 10: Jody wouldn't be Jodey wouldn't be concentrating no offense, and
Speaker 10: she'd just drives straight through them, straight out of my way.
Speaker 4: That's someone that's like good Karma's coming my way.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I can't stand that? I just
Speaker 5: I can guarantee you do. It is people that pick
Speaker 5: their notes.
Speaker 4: You're damn right. I picked my nose and I'll be
Speaker 4: like I bet you do.
Speaker 6: It is a safe space with no judgment from the
Speaker 6: outside world.
Speaker 5: Surely you are not wonder woman. You're not in an
Speaker 5: invisible plane. Remember she's having a visible plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're not her.
Speaker 4: Oh okay.
Speaker 5: People can see you with your finger firmly wedged up
Speaker 5: your nose picking a winner.
Speaker 4: It's dangerous.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I do it with a finger in each nochrile,
Speaker 6: and I'm not even steering anymore to steer with my
Speaker 6: knees because I've got both index fingers in both nostrils.
Speaker 5: It is okay, but I feel the need to clarify
Speaker 5: that is not what you do.
Speaker 4: Today.
Speaker 11: He gets his big toe in there as well.
Speaker 4: Very olympic. Let's go to Lockley. Is it, Rosemary? Good
Speaker 4: morning to you. You're big driving Nick?
Speaker 12: Good morning guys.
Speaker 14: How are you good?
Speaker 3: What is it? Rosemary?
Speaker 14: It basically is when I'm driving and other driving other
Speaker 14: drivers are driving right up my butt, Yes, tailgating.
Speaker 11: Get out of my bar?
Speaker 5: Is it because you are in the right hand lane
Speaker 5: in the overtaking law.
Speaker 14: I'm in the left lane and I'm going to the
Speaker 14: speed that I'm supposed to be doing. Yes, And it's
Speaker 14: just like right up close. If I'm to break, I
Speaker 14: literally am going oganrym, Rosemary.
Speaker 4: Do you do you take them on? And do you
Speaker 4: purposely slow down?
Speaker 6: Because the big issue with tailgating is that it makes
Speaker 6: it makes a person speed and they shouldn't have to.
Speaker 14: Yep, sometimes I do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I'm literally hot enough.
Speaker 14: I'm like, okay, I'm just going to go a little
Speaker 14: bit Flowers.
Speaker 4: Like said, get out of my bum that's way and go.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey going guys, good watching me? What is it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 16: Sorry, I'm just going to put you on speaking because
Speaker 16: I've stopped driving.
Speaker 4: Now you good mate driving.
Speaker 16: So my driving I did have two, but I'll just
Speaker 16: give you the one that really annoys me the most
Speaker 16: is when you're driving along and you've got a lane
Speaker 16: clearly ending up somewhere because there's roadworks or whatever, and
Speaker 16: you get those cars that floor it up that lane
Speaker 16: and then trying.
Speaker 3: To cut in.
Speaker 11: They try and cut in, and they always get in.
Speaker 4: Someone always lets you know.
Speaker 16: Yes, I'm like I'm not letting them in. I'm not
Speaker 16: letting him in, and the person in front lets.
Speaker 5: Them, and I'm like, I feel way, But sometimes I
Speaker 5: feel like waite. In my defense, sometimes I feel like that.
Speaker 5: In that situation, you've sort of committed and it's hard
Speaker 5: to pull out.
Speaker 3: You can't just.
Speaker 6: It's next time someone does that. Wait, it's probably shut.
Speaker 16: I'd probably let Jodey in, but.
Speaker 3: You appreciate you. Erin from Dafron Park. Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 3: How are you good?
Speaker 14: Good?
Speaker 3: What's your ick?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: When you have a clear speed tigme and then somebody's.
Speaker 13: Doing ten k's under say at sixty, and they're doing
Speaker 13: fifty the whole way down the road and there's like
Speaker 13: three four five.
Speaker 14: Speed times saying sixty, I'm like, oh, my job, I have.
Speaker 3: To get to places on time.
Speaker 14: So it's start to night there surs my head in.
Speaker 4: It's actually dangerous, Yeah, dangerous speed limit.
Speaker 3: It's more dangerous to.
Speaker 4: You just stated speed around sixty.
Speaker 13: If you don't give away, they're a hazard because they're
Speaker 13: going solo and I need to get where I'm going.
Speaker 9: Making me road rage.
Speaker 4: It's got stuff to do. Aeron has got stuffed.
Speaker 5: Like you say, it is dangerous. I'm a little old
Speaker 5: lady and I'm right after. I'm thinking, hurry out, what
Speaker 5: are you doing?
Speaker 10: She was doing like thirty and a fifty. And then
Speaker 10: as you go past. You know, she was looking at
Speaker 10: the streets sign. She was obviously lost, and then I
Speaker 10: fairly back.
Speaker 11: She was old, sorry for yelling, but also get out
Speaker 11: of my way.
Speaker 6: But also we felt bad because she ended up on
Speaker 6: the O barn. You spoke about this as well, Jodes.
Speaker 6: That's those who have these sort of engines.
Speaker 3: What is the point of that?
Speaker 10: Do you want to know the biggest most controversial thing
Speaker 10: about Andrew Hayes go on.
Speaker 3: He definitely hasn't got one of those on the used to.
Speaker 6: Go and I had a little hot dog on the muffler.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I was so lonely.
Speaker 11: Couldn't He used to roll down the street going hey.
Speaker 4: Baby baby, listening to techno music.
Speaker 6: But sometimes depending on the song, it actually works.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I can't let this go. Let's just be clear.
Speaker 3: You had a hotted up goal.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh my gosh. And coincidentally, every time I did
Speaker 6: was in the goal. I never had to say that
Speaker 6: just wasn't a thing.