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Speaker 1: I'm Britney Saudis and I'm all right hey, and.
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Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or has your gripped, we're
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: It coming up with this episode. I've been away in
Speaker 2: bar and over the weekend. I tell you about all
Speaker 2: the drama that went down.
Speaker 1: Plus I'm best friends with rehethe Maston.
Speaker 2: Plus while recording this episode, we actually discovered that someone
Speaker 2: has blocked me on TikTok. Stick around, because I think
Speaker 2: we're going to keep that audio in the episode, and
Speaker 2: you're going to see the unveiling of.
Speaker 1: Me calling someone out someone out for blocking me on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Love my goodness, And this week's main topic has Matt
Speaker 1: lusted and he's gone on a bit of a rampage.
Speaker 2: Oh I have gone on a rampage, but I feel
Speaker 2: so good after doing so, send.
Speaker 1: A little therapy session for you, just letting the seam off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, deal me in, dol, let's go.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning, good morning like you. Oh, you're
Speaker 1: getting into it for once.
Speaker 2: I've come round. I've come round the.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Is it really a good morning though? Because it's twelve
Speaker 2: oh seven, oh, good afternoon.
Speaker 1: We've changed our record time, so now I'm gonna still
Speaker 1: say good morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing a little bit later than normal, which
Speaker 2: the traffic's different for me at this time o day.
Speaker 2: But I know that's why I was a few minutes late,
Speaker 2: which you'd think it's random, isn't it.
Speaker 1: What middle of the day the traffic is more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'd think earlier in the day it wasn't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Lunch breaks. I guess everyone on there
Speaker 2: get going out lunch break, trying.
Speaker 1: To fucking go out on their lunch break and come back.
Speaker 2: Good day meetings. Who knows? Who cares? We're here and
Speaker 2: welcome to another week of us some talking shit, not
Speaker 2: bringing any value to the world and wasting your time.
Speaker 2: Thanks for being here. How was your weekend, Brick?
Speaker 1: Oh, my weekend was great. Actually, you would have seen
Speaker 1: what I did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you do? Remind me because I've forgotten. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I had a busy weekend.
Speaker 1: I was hanging out with Reese Maston.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, my god, that is the most random thing ever.
Speaker 2: Tell us a story, please.
Speaker 1: Well, some of the girls in the Fate warehouse are
Speaker 1: massive Recee Maaston fans. I'm talking. They've been fans of
Speaker 1: Reese Maston since back in the X Factor days. They
Speaker 1: have photos with him from when he was a little
Speaker 1: teenager and now they're like twenty seven and still a fan. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it was Friday afternoon, So every six weeks at Fate
Speaker 1: we do because our warehouse and office are separate, like
Speaker 1: they're like ten minutes apart from each other, so our
Speaker 1: office team and warehouse team don't often get together. So
Speaker 1: every six weeks we have a Friday afternoon catch up
Speaker 1: where everyone knocks off an hour early, and it alternates.
Speaker 1: We go from the warehouse to the office. So it
Speaker 1: was the office's turn, so all the warehouse girls came over.
Speaker 1: We give drinks and nibbi's and everyone just has like
Speaker 1: a Friday Arbo Bevy Bevy gino. Anyway, just randomly, a
Speaker 1: couple of the warehouse girls said we're going to see
Speaker 1: Reese Maasin tonight and I'm like, where not at the Stag,
Speaker 1: It's just this like pub in Newcastle, just like a
Speaker 1: dingy old pub, like I like pubs like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I don't know why, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I was like, oh, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: And then all the other girls who are in the
Speaker 1: office team like yeah, I'll fuck it, I'll come here,
Speaker 1: I'll come here, I'll come and we're like fuck it.
Speaker 1: So then we're on our phones booking the tickets thirty
Speaker 1: four dollars nice, and we're like, fuck it, it's just
Speaker 1: at the local pub, like it's at eight pm. Who cares.
Speaker 1: So we were just we all left work it four
Speaker 1: and said see you there kind of thing. The meet
Speaker 1: and greet tickets were eighty and a couple of the
Speaker 1: girls from the warehouse got the meet and greet tickets nice.
Speaker 2: And so yeah, why didn't you?
Speaker 1: Can you fucking imagine I should have just sits and giggles. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me play this out because one
Speaker 1: of the girls in the warehouse got reesed to record
Speaker 1: a video for Fate. Oh no, because it's Fate's seventh
Speaker 1: birthday this month. Okay, so happy birthday to Fate.
Speaker 2: Let me play. Yeah, hey that happy seventh. We love you.
Speaker 2: Hope you could be here, but next time eighth birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, and he's saying, we wish you could be here.
Speaker 2: I was there eighth birthday.
Speaker 1: No, he said, hopefully next year you can be here
Speaker 1: for the birthday. Does he know the owner is out
Speaker 1: waiting to see.
Speaker 2: His show and also him talking to Fate the label
Speaker 2: like as if it's a human entergy that can just
Speaker 2: show up. He's literally thought, someone's legal government name is
Speaker 2: Fate Label. That's random anyway, so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to the pub, had some chips and
Speaker 1: gravy in the pub. That was fucking great. Smash down
Speaker 1: some vod Colime sodas. I will say though, I always
Speaker 1: order a Vode Coalime soda, like that's just my go
Speaker 1: to drink on a Now it's easy, drink it easy.
Speaker 1: They had smirn Off and I guess I haven't drank
Speaker 1: Smirnoff for a long time. That shit's revolting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck it's in a because your cruse
Speaker 2: is a vodka cruz is a smirn.
Speaker 1: Off aren't they No, aren't they their own brand? Or
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, but like, I don't really make
Speaker 1: vodka at home, Like I don't make vodka sodas or
Speaker 1: whatever scratch.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: But I tell you what, I'm going on a tangent.
Speaker 1: But I am going to be making vodkas at home,
Speaker 1: not from potatoes, because A J and I are doing
Speaker 1: our Renolds right now and we're getting one of those
Speaker 1: taps that has soda water in it. So I'm absolutely
Speaker 1: going to be making my own vocal Im sodas at home.
Speaker 2: I thought a new business venture there and I'm going.
Speaker 1: To be made love to make it alcohol brand.
Speaker 2: Know, I'm such a vodka snob. I do do a
Speaker 2: gray Goose if it's on offer, but I will only
Speaker 2: ever buy for myself.
Speaker 1: So rock oh yeah. See, Well, when I go out,
Speaker 1: like I only really go out to you know, restaurants
Speaker 1: or whatever, and if I order a vod col, I'm soda.
Speaker 1: I just never pay attention to what the vodka is like,
Speaker 1: it just tastes the same. And then at this pub
Speaker 1: I sipped it and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And then I saw the smiron off botto. I'm like, hmm,
Speaker 1: that's it. Tastes like my eighteen year old days. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we saw Reese Maston and I've got a few thoughts.
Speaker 1: First of all, we made a hilarious video that I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've seen on TikTok or my Instagram where I
Speaker 1: say I hope she plays love Story and then Grace goes,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? This is Race
Speaker 1: Maston at the pub anyway, if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: you need to. And there was a girl performing before Reese,
Speaker 1: and then he came on and he was fucking really
Speaker 1: good and I'm gonna say it, he's really hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that Race Maston.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what it is that's so hot.
Speaker 1: It's just musicians in general, Okay. It is just that,
Speaker 1: like they have like a sex appeal about them, and
Speaker 1: especially the way he was performing, Like I sent you
Speaker 1: a couple of videos.
Speaker 2: Man, it was like he's so hard. I'm sitting there
Speaker 2: going I don't know, but this blurry, dingy pub video
Speaker 2: of Reese maas and looking sweaty and I can't even
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 1: It was really sweaty in there. But I think it's
Speaker 1: just like the stage presence of like a musician and
Speaker 1: them just like really singing into the mic and like
Speaker 1: being all sexy in the confidence of them singing on
Speaker 1: the stage, like it's just giving hot to me, just
Speaker 1: saying okay. Yeah. And aside from that, he's actually a
Speaker 1: really obviously he's a talented singer, but he's really fucking good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like really good to see live. Didn't he win X
Speaker 1: Factor or something? Yeah, But like he's just fucking a
Speaker 1: really good singer. And I think he's doing obviously like
Speaker 1: a regional tour at the moment.
Speaker 2: Give him a shout out then, Primo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, check it out, look it up.
Speaker 2: I'm sad I missed it now. Yeah, well for thirty
Speaker 2: four dollars, it.
Speaker 1: Was worth every bloody penny.
Speaker 2: I think I charged more for my shots.
Speaker 1: Seriously, it was so good and like the band was
Speaker 1: great and they just were getting so into it. I
Speaker 1: just love live music. Actually nice, I'm just saying it now.
Speaker 1: I love I would much rather go to a dingy
Speaker 1: pub and watch a great band than like go to
Speaker 1: a club or whatever. I'm in my band era.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm so glad you had a fabulous weekend. I
Speaker 2: had a fabulous weekend as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you went away.
Speaker 2: I've been barren. I've been barren.
Speaker 1: Bed Darli fly from Sydney to Byron Fluda.
Speaker 2: Balon, I let me tell you right now. I'm going
Speaker 2: to tell you. Right now, I'm going to give you
Speaker 2: my official Byron rating. I'm going to tell you what
Speaker 2: I felt felt about the whole thing. I was up
Speaker 2: there for the for a wedding, Tanya Hennessy's wedding got
Speaker 2: married to Thomas and it was a beautiful, beautiful day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Tanya Hennessy looked incredible.
Speaker 1: Anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, And I'm waiting because she said, you know,
Speaker 2: she had an unplugged you know, I love an unplugged ceremony,
Speaker 2: and I appreciated that. So no phones during the actual ceremony.
Speaker 1: Don't you love how people always say that and then
Speaker 1: there's like the NaN's up the back and they just
Speaker 1: like got their phone out as the bride's walking down
Speaker 1: the aisle, like they don't acknowledge that.
Speaker 2: But thankfully everyone was very respectful of Balin didn't do
Speaker 2: I didn't see anyone because I was watching. I was
Speaker 2: ready to do a tap.
Speaker 1: Of the shoulder and or Nan or Auntie up the back,
Speaker 1: just with the phone out anyway.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, the wedding was beautiful. I am waiting on
Speaker 2: tenure to post a photo because it said, like, take
Speaker 2: all the photos you want, but like, don't post anything
Speaker 2: until we've posted our photos, which is a pretty standard
Speaker 2: thing with weddings, Like does that.
Speaker 1: Even apply, Like I don't know all the rules when
Speaker 1: it comes to weddings, but does that also apply with
Speaker 1: you even just posting a photo of you?
Speaker 2: So I wasn't sure. So I haven't ye because actually,
Speaker 2: let's talk about this, okay. But I've been conflicted because
Speaker 2: I'm like, surely I can post like my own outfit
Speaker 2: and just a photo of.
Speaker 1: Me and there's nothing that was my wedding.
Speaker 2: But then I also think so then I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: I should just wait and respect that, like and put
Speaker 2: up nothing of the wedding until they've put up there.
Speaker 2: But then I'm thinking she's gonna put up her photo
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna go, oh, it's my turn to
Speaker 2: put postmarks. And now it's like, oh, I've just like
Speaker 2: I posted straight after she's posted her one, and so
Speaker 2: I'm like it's all a bit It is weird.
Speaker 1: I actually saw a video on the weekend you know
Speaker 1: how brides do. Here are some controversial things like that
Speaker 1: I'm doing at my wedding, and she said one which
Speaker 1: was fantastic, and I'm all for this, Not that I'm
Speaker 1: having a wedding or anything, but this would absolutely be
Speaker 1: something that I would say to my guests. She said.
Speaker 1: The night before they're doing like a welcome drink or
Speaker 1: whatever and like mingling. And then she said to all
Speaker 1: of her guests, on the night of my wedding and
Speaker 1: on the day of my wedding, if you don't happen
Speaker 1: to come up to me and talk to me, or
Speaker 1: if you don't happen to say goodbye, that is fine,
Speaker 1: because you know how like a wedding is just oh,
Speaker 1: we better go and say something. Then we better go
Speaker 1: and say bye and let her know that we're going.
Speaker 1: And I feel like, for the poor people getting married,
Speaker 1: the whole night really is just going around thanking everyone
Speaker 1: for coming, and like, I feel like they don't even
Speaker 1: get any time to enjoy themselves because they've got to
Speaker 1: go around to all the tables and say thanks for coming.
Speaker 1: She's like, it doesn't matter if we don't talk on
Speaker 1: my wedding night. Just have fun and you don't need
Speaker 1: to come find me when you're leaving to say bye.
Speaker 1: Just have your fun and then go. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I love that. Good.
Speaker 2: Actually I really like that because now they think about it,
Speaker 2: that was like it was like you go and say
Speaker 2: at the end of the night. I was like, bye,
Speaker 2: you know, love ya, see you. What else? Be annoyed?
Speaker 2: And then someone else comes in and they're saying bye,
Speaker 2: and then I'm waiting because I haven't finished saying it.
Speaker 1: But annoying for the people getting married, because then there'd
Speaker 1: be one part of the night, well all night where
Speaker 1: people going where off, thanks so much, is beautiful, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you just like fuck off, just go home and let
Speaker 1: me have fun. That would one hundred percent be a
Speaker 1: rule of mine. I do not care for you to
Speaker 1: respectfully say bye, yeah, let me have fun.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was beyond that. Actually that's a good one.
Speaker 1: It was nice. The wedding loved it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so beautiful, like a TENA just looked
Speaker 2: absolutely incredible everything. And you know what I will say,
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that they just stuck to the nitty
Speaker 2: gritty fuck. I hate a wedding that just wants to
Speaker 2: put in all these fucking fluff around things to just
Speaker 2: fill the day and fill the space. And we're suddenly
Speaker 2: we're doing a hundred things. And the ceremonies an hour
Speaker 2: long because you've got bloody dogs bringing in rings, and
Speaker 2: you've got someone coming in via helicopter, and you've got
Speaker 2: seven people giving all of these, you know, like little poems.
Speaker 2: They all read a bloody poem, and then they've got
Speaker 2: the vows and then they do this and that and that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, just say I do and move the fuck on,
Speaker 2: you know. And they did a great job at that
Speaker 2: at the weekend, at the wedding that I was at,
Speaker 2: and then even the reception, you know, there were just
Speaker 2: there were just four speeches. They were spread out. The
Speaker 2: MC was fabulous, the person who you actually marries them,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you call them. The celebrant was fabulous,
Speaker 2: like everyone. The photographers were so fun. The photographers are
Speaker 2: really good at getting people in the mood to take
Speaker 2: a photo because you know, sometimes I get a fatt
Speaker 2: of you guys, you know, and everyone goes, hold your dreams.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. She was really camp and fun and
Speaker 2: like everyone just they just had like the perfect team
Speaker 2: of people to put on that day. And I just
Speaker 2: love though that they didn't stuff around with all of
Speaker 2: these stupid It was very much like, bang, bang bang,
Speaker 2: let's get through it, do all the things we've got
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: I'm loving the new era of weddings and the way
Speaker 1: people do things and all those non controversial, non controversial,
Speaker 1: controversial things. Like I even went to a wedding where
Speaker 1: the bride and the groom had their wedding photos before
Speaker 1: the ceremony, so then they like walk down the as
Speaker 1: they'd already seen each other, and then it was straight
Speaker 1: into the reception, like there was no now going away
Speaker 1: for three hours to do a photo shoot. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I just love it. Yeah, I'm all for it, especially
Speaker 1: because a wedding is honestly an afternoon, so you want
Speaker 1: to make the absolute most of that.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just also like why do we do
Speaker 2: those things? It's tradition, But how many traditional things have
Speaker 2: you broken in the lead up to your marriage anyway?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: I mean, actually, if you're traditional, oh, we can't see
Speaker 2: each other before the wedding because it's bad luck already,
Speaker 2: Like have you fucked before marriage? Dh? Because you've already
Speaker 2: thrown tradition out the window.
Speaker 1: To see AJ before, because I couldn't deal with that
Speaker 1: build up of like not seeing each other until you're
Speaker 1: walking down the aisle kind of thing.
Speaker 2: And also how I actually find that, Like I wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to spend my last night without sleeping next to sky,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like I'm not good, I've
Speaker 2: got to do go sleep lonely in another bed by myself,
Speaker 2: and we're separate, and I'll see tomorrow at three pm. Yes,
Speaker 2: when we can finally come back together.
Speaker 1: No, I like, I like this, Matt, Like I would
Speaker 1: want to even have everyone get ready in the same
Speaker 1: house kind of thing. Like, and I not drinking with.
Speaker 2: AJ the whole. I mean not that I feel like
Speaker 2: I'll have many bridesmaids or grooms men or anything like that,
Speaker 2: Like I'm going to keep it probably real tight. But
Speaker 2: I feel that the worst part about a wedding is
Speaker 2: like the makeup starting at three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: and you know, one poor bridesmaid has to be the
Speaker 2: sacrificial lamb to be the four am you know, makeup.
Speaker 1: I think, Oh, I don't know. I think I'd almost
Speaker 1: rather be the one that goes first, because then you
Speaker 1: can just go relax and drink and whatever.
Speaker 2: And sit there in your makeup.
Speaker 1: That's, you know, well, my makeup last month because I
Speaker 1: got dry skin. Yeah, okay, I don't have oily skin,
Speaker 1: so I'm lucky. I'll fucking go first, and then I
Speaker 1: can just relax as if you're waiting all day and
Speaker 1: then the makeup artist is starting to rush, and then
Speaker 1: you're the last rush job.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then I can do me tiktoks and everything.
Speaker 2: Ye're true, I guess, so there's benefits to everything is
Speaker 2: in there. But anyway, Byron in general, apart from the wedding.
Speaker 2: The wedding was fabulous, love a good, fabulous wedding, and
Speaker 2: Byron in general. Okay, so you asked whether we flew
Speaker 2: or drove, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes ago, now Allan at airport?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay. First of all, if you're ever going to
Speaker 2: go a Byron, do not fly, or maybe fly the
Speaker 2: Gold Coast it might be easier.
Speaker 1: But Balma from the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: From Byron like thirty five minutes, that's not bad, babe.
Speaker 2: It is like you know that TikTok where Maley Sarran
Speaker 2: Hanna Montana gets off the plane and goes Hello, New York,
Speaker 2: and the cow goes. That is Balina Airport, Okay, the
Speaker 2: Newcastle worse the Newcastle no taxis, no ubers, no public buses,
Speaker 2: no car rentals open. Because we came in so late
Speaker 2: on a Friday afternoon, I we could not get from
Speaker 2: Ballina Airport to Barron Bay, it's thirty five minutes away.
Speaker 2: We called the taxi, the uber. I booked an uber.
Speaker 2: It's at forty five minutes till it arrives at me.
Speaker 2: It was coming from almost the Gold Coast down to
Speaker 2: Ballin up to only take us back up to Byron.
Speaker 1: The why didn't you drive? I would have driven? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's two hours from Sydney. I was like, yeah, Newcastle,
Speaker 1: it might be like five hours for us to get
Speaker 1: to Byron. Yeah, then seven for you. That's a bit annoying.
Speaker 2: I mean it also takes away like a whole day
Speaker 2: of fun. I know it's fun, and next time I
Speaker 2: will road trips, but we just didn't have the time.
Speaker 2: We just had the time.
Speaker 1: I want to go from here.
Speaker 2: I'd love to have driven up and I wish I
Speaker 2: did because I would have loved a.
Speaker 1: Car seven hours and forty five minutes doesn't I know.
Speaker 2: So we flew out the flights less than an hour.
Speaker 2: Like in I thought, we'll get off at Balinar. If
Speaker 2: there's no Ubers, surely there's a taxi. No, taxis don't
Speaker 2: come out that far because there's no point and there's
Speaker 2: like three flights a day.
Speaker 1: Can if it's an airport, there's taxi.
Speaker 2: So we called a taxi and then the taxi never
Speaker 2: showed up, and thankfully these other two ladies who were
Speaker 2: in the same position as us actually had a taxi
Speaker 2: came in and we went, oh, this is our taxi
Speaker 2: and they were like, no, we think it might be
Speaker 2: our taxi. We just got a text saying it's coming,
Speaker 2: and we were like, we haven't even got a confirmation
Speaker 2: text or anything. Ubers were forty five minutes away the
Speaker 2: public bus. The last bus was at like five o'clock,
Speaker 2: and we missed that just by a few minutes. And
Speaker 2: then the car rental place shut at five as well.
Speaker 2: We couldn't get a car. There was no way we
Speaker 2: could go. So these lovely ladies thankfully let us get
Speaker 2: in their taxi with them because they were like, we're
Speaker 2: going to Byron and I, but they were going to
Speaker 2: a different, like twenty minutes away from where we were staying,
Speaker 2: and so we got in and I was just so grateful,
Speaker 2: and I was like, also, two ladies letting two men
Speaker 2: like getting their taxi like it just I was just like,
Speaker 2: this is just so I mean, obviously they knew we
Speaker 2: were gay, but still like, yeah, I was like, this
Speaker 2: is just so lovely. And I haven't had anything like
Speaker 2: this happen in a long time where someone's just been
Speaker 2: so generous to like do something like that. And I
Speaker 2: was like, when we pulled up at their stop, I said,
Speaker 2: don't worry, just keep the meter running and I'll pay
Speaker 2: for the entire trip when we get to our place,
Speaker 2: because you've done us as solid and like they were
Speaker 2: so nice that they refused to let that happen and
Speaker 2: I was like, no, seriously, like I've covered it. I'm
Speaker 2: covering it. And they were like, no, absolutely not, we will.
Speaker 2: I mean, granted, they were staying in this fabulous billionaires
Speaker 2: mansion in like Water Goes Beach or whatever it is
Speaker 2: under the lighthouse. I was like, they've got money, but
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, it's I'm going to be
Speaker 2: nice and say return the favor. Anyway. Then we he
Speaker 2: dropped us off at our accommodation. But what I will
Speaker 2: say about Byron is had a great time. Love it.
Speaker 2: If you don't have a car, you are up shit
Speaker 2: Creek without a paddle. Because even at our resort, which
Speaker 2: was then in Barron, no ubers wanted to come up
Speaker 2: the hill to get us. No taxis could be bothered
Speaker 2: getting up. We could walk twenty minutes to a solar
Speaker 2: powered train and get the solar powered train into town.
Speaker 2: I thought, lovely initiative. First is the world. Apparently you
Speaker 2: can actually get two return tickets and a lunch for
Speaker 2: thirty dollars, which is nice, I thought, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Wait a lunch, we're on the train.
Speaker 2: I've got no fucking clue. Dune the fuck. We walked
Speaker 2: a little further down there was a dingy looking IgA.
Speaker 2: Had the time of my life in there.
Speaker 1: You weren't in the main No, we were in elements.
Speaker 2: Of Byron, which is a little bit further out right
Speaker 2: up up the coast, a little bit on the beach
Speaker 2: sort of, and a stunning place. One of the best
Speaker 2: chicken burgers I've ever had in my life. There. Honestly,
Speaker 2: when you mentioned your chips and gravy earlier, I thought
Speaker 2: I got to mention the chicken burger because it was
Speaker 2: out of this world.
Speaker 1: So maybe next time it's a flight of the gold
Speaker 1: and get a higher car and drive down to Barron,
Speaker 1: because I think that's a hour.
Speaker 2: Higher car vibes. If you're gonna fly or I would
Speaker 2: just drive. I would love to drive, because then you
Speaker 2: can do your big banana. You can stop in. It
Speaker 2: doesn't balan I have a big prawn or something. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but we could do all the big things
Speaker 2: on the way up. But I did love Byron. Byron
Speaker 2: does get a certified camp from me. I think I
Speaker 2: need to go back and experience it properly. But we
Speaker 2: just couldn't escape the resort because no one wanted to
Speaker 2: come and pick us up.
Speaker 1: Well damn. So anyway, maybe we can go one time.
Speaker 1: I think we need to only me once when I
Speaker 1: was nineteen, so I just was dumb and didn't even
Speaker 1: know what I was doing.
Speaker 2: And we planned to go to that crystal Castle thing,
Speaker 2: crystal Lamb thing, which Sky would have absolutely loved. But again,
Speaker 2: you know, thirty five minutes out and no one was
Speaker 2: gonna my thing was even if we got a taxi
Speaker 2: out there. How the hell are we getting home? And
Speaker 2: the only day we could do that was the morning
Speaker 2: of the wedding, as a wedding started at three. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll go out in the morning. We only ventured to
Speaker 2: the ig fucking before we went this is too much.
Speaker 2: We can't get anywhere. No one wants some bloody helps.
Speaker 1: But you would think, Byron, it's like a tourist bod
Speaker 1: that there would be ubers and taxis everywhere.
Speaker 2: I think everyone just hitchhikes. Oh, I think everyone just
Speaker 2: hitchhikes and bike rides. And I mean some of the
Speaker 2: cars we saw, all painted in all these propaganda and
Speaker 2: flags hanging out at the top and the Teddy Bear's
Speaker 2: drag and behind it on the gras I got. I
Speaker 2: thought it's very barren. But it was a nice cultural
Speaker 2: experience for me, very eye opening, because you forget when
Speaker 2: I got off the plane. Actually, sorry, I'm rambling today.
Speaker 2: When I got off the plane, I was driving through
Speaker 2: from Balina to you know, in the taxi, there was
Speaker 2: so much greenery. Am I boring? You? Am I? You're yawning?
Speaker 1: Sorry, And I'm not fucking yawn.
Speaker 2: It was so much greenery and it actually felt like
Speaker 2: I had stepped off the plane to like another country
Speaker 2: because I'm just so used to Sydney that I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, I forgot Australia could like look this
Speaker 2: beautiful and it was a really nice I was like,
Speaker 2: I've got to get out more. I've got to go
Speaker 2: do more things in Australia because I really have only
Speaker 2: been to you know, the cities.
Speaker 1: And so what you're saying is we're going on a
Speaker 1: regional coastal tour.
Speaker 2: I think, so high scrollers on the road in a van,
Speaker 2: win a Bago vibes. We'll paint it red and off
Speaker 2: we go around the country and we might we could
Speaker 2: even just take the Fatmobile and.
Speaker 1: We'll toe the fate Barron behind the Winner Bago.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, let's get onto our royal flush of the week.
Speaker 1: I've got a good one, and I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people are either going to agree with me or
Speaker 1: completely disagree. I'm keen to see what you have to say, Matt.
Speaker 1: Did you get that video that I sent you on
Speaker 1: TikTok last night?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, sorry, I never replied, but it didn't work.
Speaker 2: It doesn't What do you mean Is this the one
Speaker 2: you were like uh, this is my royal flush for
Speaker 2: the week, and then it literally said is it still
Speaker 2: there for you? Because it looks like she's deleted.
Speaker 1: Wait let me look. Yeah, I can see it, Chantel.
Speaker 1: Can you see it?
Speaker 2: No post from Chantell at Chantell Billy, Yeah, No, it
Speaker 2: just looks like this. She's blocked me. I think showed
Speaker 2: me the profile.
Speaker 1: I can see her profile.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's full blocked me. She's full blocked me. No, Chantelle,
Speaker 2: I blocked me too. She's probably sick of me showing
Speaker 2: up in her for you page because I have been
Speaker 2: popping off.
Speaker 1: Before and said people probably blocked because they just a
Speaker 1: secret scene our videos.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, how do I I'm going to check if i'
Speaker 2: blocked her. No, it says block, so I haven't blocked her.
Speaker 2: What's she done? Are we about to bitch about her?
Speaker 1: Because now I want to because she's blocked you. No
Speaker 1: no offense or hate here to you, Shantell. But why
Speaker 1: have you blocked Matt anyway?
Speaker 2: And the way I can't even message her? Excuse me?
Speaker 1: I mean she doesn't follow me, so maybe I'll send
Speaker 1: her a message. Takes you?
Speaker 2: I don't care. But Chantell, what's the go babe. She
Speaker 2: probably hated one of my ads, because you know how
Speaker 2: I do the ads, and then TikTok promotes, and as
Speaker 2: soon as you open the ap she's probably I'm sick
Speaker 2: of seeing this guy's face. Well, just I.
Speaker 1: Wonder if it's more personal than that, though.
Speaker 2: Maybe let's get it on the pod. Let's get it
Speaker 2: on a close friend, Chantelle, open invitation, Come and tell
Speaker 2: me why you blocks me? Anyway? What's she done? Better?
Speaker 2: Be goode.
Speaker 1: You posted a video which I sent to you, but
Speaker 1: you obviously can't see it.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: And it says this my partner and I don't share
Speaker 1: a bedroom. Every night at seven thirty pm, we meet
Speaker 1: in his room. He makes us a cup of tea,
Speaker 1: and we watch an episode of our TV show at
Speaker 1: the moment it's house. Then we part ways and both
Speaker 1: have a good night's sleep. I love us. And it's
Speaker 1: just like a little montage video of like his room
Speaker 1: and her room, I guess, And it's like she's not
Speaker 1: talking and it's just got it written on the screen.
Speaker 1: And then it has absolutely blown up two hundred and
Speaker 1: forty eight thousand likes, and then the comments are obviously
Speaker 1: fifty fifty yeah, yeah, divided. Some of the comments are.
Speaker 1: For example, one of the top rated ones with twenty
Speaker 1: six thousand likes is this is so healthy. What don't
Speaker 1: people understand? Another one said, but what about falling asleep
Speaker 1: in his arm and all night cuddles. I'm literally depressed
Speaker 1: when my man is away. Someone else has said, may
Speaker 1: a love like this never find me? Another one says,
Speaker 1: my husband has sleep apnea and I cannot stand sleeping
Speaker 1: next to him. He dies about six times a night.
Speaker 1: So much better having my own bed. Another one nah,
Speaker 1: this is actually so healthy. People who judge don't get it.
Speaker 1: You need your own spaces. Now, I have to say,
Speaker 1: I fucking love this. I genuinely love this. I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people are missing the point that they're
Speaker 1: doing this in a healthy way, Like she said, like
Speaker 1: they spend time in bed together every night, they watch
Speaker 1: their shows, I have their cup of teas whatever, and
Speaker 1: then they go to sleep and they're literally just separating
Speaker 1: to go to sleep, just the act of going to sleep.
Speaker 1: And I'm all for that. I think you would get
Speaker 1: a million times better sleep than you would with someone
Speaker 1: next to you. And I mean, I can't speak for
Speaker 1: the people that cuddle, but I fucking can't stand cuddling
Speaker 1: when I'm sleeping. Get your sweaty breath and body off me,
Speaker 1: like the heat, the sweat, like just the heat. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. I don't know how people cuddle all
Speaker 1: night long when they sleep. I've got a problem with
Speaker 1: you if you cuddle all night long when you sleep,
Speaker 1: because not for me, I'm turning the other way. I
Speaker 1: can't even go face to face because the breath going
Speaker 1: in and out of each other's now, it's not for me.
Speaker 1: I'm literally turning the other way. And if i wake
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night and I'm all
Speaker 1: of a sudden facing day, I'm not back to the
Speaker 1: other way. I can't do it anyway. I'm all for this.
Speaker 1: And then it got me looking into it a little more,
Speaker 1: and did you know, like apparently allegedly apparently sleeping in
Speaker 1: the same bed people just sleeping in the same bed
Speaker 1: in general started back in the day when people couldn't
Speaker 1: afford to have other beds bedrooms. So it stemmed from
Speaker 1: people like being poor and not being able to afford
Speaker 1: to have their own sleeping rooms in their own beds,
Speaker 1: And that's where the whole sleeping together things started interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're talking way back in the day, like
Speaker 2: kings and queens wouldn't sleep together anything.
Speaker 1: I reckon they had their own bedrooms. Like when you
Speaker 1: think about it and you think of shows like the
Speaker 1: Queen's always got her own room and everything.
Speaker 2: Will you watch Bridgitton? Is that's what going on?
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm all for this, Like what do
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 2: Matt, Yeah, I'm the same. In fact, last night, this
Speaker 2: sky is so different to me though sky could crawl
Speaker 2: up inside me if he if he could, he would
Speaker 2: just like he would make me a cocoon and sleep
Speaker 2: inside me if he could. He wants to be touching. No,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, let's have a little caddle. I
Speaker 2: love you good night now.
Speaker 1: When you're just sleeping, Like I can imagine that without realizing,
Speaker 1: our sleep would be so interrupted by having someone next
Speaker 1: to us, without us even noticing.
Speaker 2: It's so funny that you bring this up because last
Speaker 2: night I actually upset him because I suggested that we
Speaker 2: moved from a queen bed to a king beard.
Speaker 1: A king bed.
Speaker 2: Was not happy. He was like, no, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I just made a face.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I'm over I'm literally thinking that
Speaker 1: I want to set up my spare room as a
Speaker 1: second bedroom and then we can like spend our time
Speaker 1: together and then have our separate sleeps. Like you would
Speaker 1: be happier, You would have a better night sleep, no interruptions.
Speaker 1: AJ and I had a Queen bed for our entire
Speaker 1: relationship and only got a king bed last year. I
Speaker 1: think it was changed my life. That is one of
Speaker 1: the best purchases I've ever made, was king bed. Just
Speaker 1: the amount of space that you have, it's great. I'm
Speaker 1: even considering upgrading to a super.
Speaker 2: King Oh, the dream, the dream.
Speaker 1: I'm all for this. Yeah, And like, I think you'd
Speaker 1: have to do it in a healthy way, not in
Speaker 1: a way where you're like, fuck you going into my
Speaker 1: room and good night.
Speaker 2: No, but I like this.
Speaker 1: So that's my royal flush. Was seeing that video and
Speaker 1: I'm all for that. And she's blocked you. That's my
Speaker 1: anti royal flush, the fact that I shared that with you.
Speaker 2: Like, imagine if she had like a really good like reason.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, imagine if you've done something to upset Yeah, Like.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming she's just seen me too much. And because
Speaker 2: you know, we've been through our blocklists on close friends
Speaker 2: before I think, and there are people who I go.
Speaker 2: I just got sick of seeing the video.
Speaker 1: Shantell. If you're listening to this, or if your friend
Speaker 1: has sent you, yes, if someone that knows you has
Speaker 1: seen your viral video, you need to tell us why
Speaker 1: you've blocked Matt. And look, we won't be offended at all,
Speaker 1: even if it's really personal.
Speaker 2: You might not be. I No, surely it's not. Where's
Speaker 2: she from?
Speaker 4: Umm?
Speaker 1: She is from Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, I wouldn't have any interactions, so it's definitely
Speaker 2: I'm confident. But I'd love to get her on. Imagine
Speaker 2: she came on and I was chante.
Speaker 1: Please send us a voice message in want so we
Speaker 1: can read out why you've locked Matt. Yeah, we will
Speaker 1: not take offense. I won't, Matt may depending anyway.
Speaker 2: My Royal flush of the week is Okay, I'm in
Speaker 2: two minds about this. Let's talk about it. It's an
Speaker 2: open to save space, save space. I can say what
Speaker 2: I want first and foremost. There are layers to this story,
Speaker 2: so stick with me here. My Royal flush of the
Speaker 2: week was me seeing the Dancing with the Stars US
Speaker 2: cast was announced earlier this week. Glamorous shots came out.
Speaker 2: You always know, the Dancing with the Stars promo. It's
Speaker 2: so fucking NAF. It is the most naf naf cringe, gross, boring.
Speaker 2: Oh just it is so the opposite of camp. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: there you go. NAF is the opposite camp. So it's
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars promo. Of all the promos of
Speaker 2: any reality celebrity show, Dancing with the Stars always the
Speaker 2: fucking worst. And I don't know why, but that's cheesy.
Speaker 2: It's just cheesy. The dance outfits that they wear with
Speaker 2: those fugly little kitten heels, the little heels that are
Speaker 2: only an in.
Speaker 1: I want to go on down to the start.
Speaker 2: The primo is going to be absolutely ridiculous. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine you what you post? Imagine you go on Dancing
Speaker 2: the Stars and what you post. Now, imagine them going here,
Speaker 2: go Brittany, here's the approved photo that you have to post.
Speaker 2: And if you like doing the tengo post and something
Speaker 2: kicking a heel up and you've got a little kitten
Speaker 2: heel on with diamond ties all over it. Like that's
Speaker 2: not you, you know what I mean? So all these
Speaker 2: celebs like it's not them and it's just so jarring
Speaker 2: to see them. And you know what was even more
Speaker 2: jarring to see was a celebrity in the US with
Speaker 2: an ankle monitor on and Adel.
Speaker 1: American.
Speaker 2: Uh No, but she's being held in America for her
Speaker 2: crimes by Ice, which is like the I don't know
Speaker 2: what that stands for, FBI vibes, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, Anyway, she's held in America, Yes, for what
Speaker 1: for all that.
Speaker 2: She said she think she did.
Speaker 3: She got caught.
Speaker 1: She got caught up, so she's still in trouble for that.
Speaker 2: Yes, she's on house arrest or however that works. I
Speaker 2: don't know, gi facts yourself does it can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: And for anyone that doesn't know ANNADELI do you want
Speaker 1: to just.
Speaker 2: Do like a quick no, but you can.
Speaker 1: She was a scam artist and just tried to scam
Speaker 1: all these rich people out of money to create this
Speaker 1: foundation and venue. And she's just like a massive scammer.
Speaker 1: There's a great like Netflix show. Go watch it. It's
Speaker 1: really bloody good.
Speaker 2: I think everyone has watched it.
Speaker 1: Someone out there that hasn't go watch it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, because of that Netflix show, she's obviously gotten
Speaker 2: a lot of a lot more I guess famous if
Speaker 2: you can say that, than what she was when she
Speaker 2: had before the next.
Speaker 1: Really she's achieved her dream.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1: And anyway, in a different way.
Speaker 2: They've put her on Dancing with the Stars. She has
Speaker 2: to wear an ankle monitor there in the entire season.
Speaker 2: She has extra security protocols that the other celebrities don't have.
Speaker 2: She has to report to her ice representative so many
Speaker 2: times a day during the filming because obviously it's a
Speaker 2: few weeks of filming. But the thing is, at first
Speaker 2: I saw this and I went, that's so fucking rogue.
Speaker 2: I'm here for it. And I'm like, camp right, I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's that's funny. I'm like, I it's I'm excited to
Speaker 2: see how that goes. Not that I'm gonna watch the season,
Speaker 2: but you know, we'll see stuff.
Speaker 1: Can we even watch it like from no, well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not. But then a lot of people started
Speaker 2: to make really good points about the whole thing. And
Speaker 2: I love a social conversation, you know. I love when
Speaker 2: like something like this happens in pop culture and it
Speaker 2: just creates so much conversation around the situation. The thing
Speaker 2: with this Anadelby thing is like, it's actually a lot
Speaker 2: more problematic than I think at first.
Speaker 1: I see, I think we glorifying a criminal. Yeah, probably
Speaker 1: that's where my mind goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also Whoopie Goldberg said on The View, which
Speaker 2: I can't believe the View is still going Like I
Speaker 2: remember being sick in primary school and I'd be watching
Speaker 2: the View with my nn and the ladies are still
Speaker 2: their talk and shit each day with their profits.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's gonna be us with this podcast,
Speaker 1: going to be as I can't move high scrollers and
Speaker 1: still going going.
Speaker 2: What did you do on the weekend?
Speaker 3: Well, Brittany us down the home, we're playing bowls and
Speaker 3: this bitch Brenda did a bowl and knocked me off
Speaker 3: my fade and stuff.
Speaker 2: Turn me hamstring hands. My hands are bruce and I've
Speaker 2: got my finger jammed in the door the other day.
Speaker 2: I look at the blood blister on it. You know,
Speaker 2: us in fifty years, no longer talking about pop culture,
Speaker 2: just all our geriatric issues.
Speaker 3: Now I can't record this week. I'm going for me byopsy,
Speaker 3: so you'll have to close. Friends, I'll tell you all
Speaker 3: about that. What age do you have to do the
Speaker 3: Pooh test for the prostate or or the bow cancer.
Speaker 1: I think I saw something on the TV this morning
Speaker 1: actually that I think it was bow cancer that they
Speaker 1: were talking about. And you can do an at home
Speaker 1: test every two years.
Speaker 2: I think when you're fifty or sixty you get sent
Speaker 2: they send it in the mad a little poo kid
Speaker 2: and you're poore.
Speaker 1: Usually on the TV this And did.
Speaker 2: You know now these days, what a shame. Prostate exams
Speaker 2: no longer need the finger up the bump. I think
Speaker 2: you just, oh, I've been looking forward to that my
Speaker 2: whole life, you know, And I think, again, you don't
Speaker 2: get one of those till you're after fifty or something.
Speaker 2: Obviously I've never had a prostate exam, but yeah, no
Speaker 2: longer need the finger up the bum. I think they
Speaker 2: just do either blood or a swap or I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is, but what a shame. Anyway, it's
Speaker 2: obviously a little bit more problematic than I guess at first.
Speaker 2: I was excited, like I was excited at first, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, imagine all the families who literally are
Speaker 2: on house arrest, who would never get to leave the house,
Speaker 2: especially in America. What you leave the house, you get shot,
Speaker 2: especial like you know, you know, but she gets this
Speaker 2: special exemption, and she arguably has probably done much worse
Speaker 2: crimes than some of the people who have been put
Speaker 2: on house arrest.
Speaker 1: I almost want to go and watch that show again
Speaker 1: because it's actually amazing the shit that she got away
Speaker 1: with all just by light.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like hell, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like it's almost genius in a way, the way that
Speaker 1: she scammed everyone into doing everything that she did, and
Speaker 1: all those trips that she went on, and those fabulous
Speaker 1: hotels and everything that she stayed at, and it was
Speaker 1: all like I forgot my credit card and people believed it, yeah,
Speaker 1: and just let her get away with it.
Speaker 2: But also I forgot my credit card? Can you put
Speaker 2: the twenty two thousand dollar bill on yours?
Speaker 1: Like she must be very persuasive. Yeah, there's also given
Speaker 1: a bit like psychotic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think it's I think it's the way
Speaker 2: she would I mean in the Netflix show. I don't
Speaker 2: know how accurate that is, Yeah, but it's almost a
Speaker 2: way that she gets frustrated at the person and like
Speaker 2: almost gaslights them into doing it for her because she's like,
Speaker 2: why do you think so difficult? Just put it on
Speaker 2: and we can like figure it out, figure it out later.
Speaker 1: Like you know, I want to watch it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't be bothered. And I never said what
Speaker 2: I never said what Wollopy Gobbog said. But she made
Speaker 2: some good points on the view.
Speaker 4: I think back all the families who've had family members
Speaker 4: arrested by ice, who have gone to the courts to
Speaker 4: get their dad or their brother or their mother back.
Speaker 4: And this woman, yeah, they gave her permission, yeah to
Speaker 4: go do this. Now should I think there's a reason.
Speaker 4: Is there a two tiered system here with isa?
Speaker 2: I love the lady in the audience going to tell it,
Speaker 2: but yeah, we'll we made a really good point there,
Speaker 2: like why is an adelt begetting this special treatment? Is
Speaker 2: it a little bit tasteless? As I said, she's done
Speaker 2: probably worse crimes than other people who are on house arrest.
Speaker 2: And also there are many people who have probably been
Speaker 2: denied release or early release or bail or whatever you
Speaker 2: want to call that, and.
Speaker 1: Do that in Australia, by the way, house arrest.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I was, we were sorry. I was up
Speaker 2: in cans and I saw someone with an ankle monitor
Speaker 2: on walking around the shops. I went where I've seen
Speaker 2: one in real life?
Speaker 1: What does it do? Like it goes on your ankle,
Speaker 1: then it tracks if you.
Speaker 2: Leave the house, just tracks wherever you are. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I think there are probably certain times you can't leave
Speaker 2: the house. Like this man that I saw with the
Speaker 2: ankle monitor on. I'm sure he like is allowed to
Speaker 2: go to the shops, but he probably isn't allowed to
Speaker 2: go to certain You might you might be restricted from
Speaker 2: certain suburbs.
Speaker 1: I've always wondered as well, Like the thing on the ankle,
Speaker 1: it's so big, Like, do you think with technology it
Speaker 1: could they could make it more small? It's like a
Speaker 1: box on the side of your foot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I think it's also like.
Speaker 1: Is it like the public shaming that they want?
Speaker 2: Perhaps? Yeah? Perhaps? I mean think about as well, if
Speaker 2: there's someone on the loose and they're like suspect is
Speaker 2: wearing an ankle monitor, it's very clear that someone's wearing one.
Speaker 2: They probably don't want to make any.
Speaker 1: Culture very interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, I forget where I was going with this.
Speaker 1: It's your real flush.
Speaker 2: But it's well, see no, that's where I was going
Speaker 2: with this, right, because once again, good old all right
Speaker 2: hey changes his opinion as time goes and so when
Speaker 2: this first came out, I went, Royal.
Speaker 3: Flash an ankle monitor on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2: That's it, like on the show.
Speaker 3: It's incorporated in their fucking costumes.
Speaker 2: Babe, they're color coding the goddamn thing.
Speaker 1: Are they gonna bling bling it out make shoes?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Anyway, so when it first came out,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's camp Royal flush ankle wander on
Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars. Fabulous. And then as time's going
Speaker 2: on and I've learned more things actually to watch? Is
Speaker 2: this good? We'll ask in our broadcast channel. You can
Speaker 2: give us your opinions in the broadcast channel. Yes.
Speaker 1: By the way, join please if you haven't already, just
Speaker 1: go on to Matt's Instagram page and click scrollers and
Speaker 1: it's our little private chat. Please if you haven't already,
Speaker 1: let us know.
Speaker 2: Do you think Delvy deserves to be on Dancing with
Speaker 2: the Stars or should she be locked down in her home?
Speaker 1: I honestly want to watch. I don't know how we
Speaker 1: can watch it, but I want to watch to see
Speaker 1: what she's like.
Speaker 2: Can we figure it out? I've got some sights.
Speaker 1: Well, something big has happened over the weekend on the Internet.
Speaker 2: Matt something hurge and I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows about it, and I feel like we need
Speaker 1: to talk about it, which.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I actually don't want to talk about
Speaker 2: this on high scrollers. Like I'm like, oh, like yeah,
Speaker 2: but it really was the biggest thing to happen. And
Speaker 2: I was like, if we don't actually talk about this,
Speaker 2: people will be like, one, they've clearly not got their
Speaker 2: finger on the pulse, and two like why would you
Speaker 2: not talk about probably the biggest trending story for a while. Yes,
Speaker 2: Like it's also a bit niche though, isn't it? Like
Speaker 2: there'd be people listening who wouldn't even know what's happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there'd be lots of more we'll give them
Speaker 1: an overview.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there was this YouTuber called Nikokado Avocado. He started
Speaker 1: out on YouTube back in the day. He's from America
Speaker 1: and he was a vegan hmm, and he did videos.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch him back then, but I think it
Speaker 1: was all about vegan food and healthy vegan meals.
Speaker 2: You know. I did a collab with him?
Speaker 1: No right, no, no, what? Yeah, I still have the video somewhere.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not it So it wasn't one
Speaker 2: of those. It was like, hey guys today making an
Speaker 2: eos s lipbarm go and go and check out this
Speaker 2: collaor and he was.
Speaker 1: You could still find that way I getting mixed up.
Speaker 2: With someone else. Let me fact check and I'll get
Speaker 2: back to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think I did.
Speaker 2: I think I was like Karina Garcia. It was like
Speaker 2: Nicokado Avocado. It was Breeland Critters, Yeah, rillain here, which
Speaker 2: half of them have all.
Speaker 1: Become Freeland is still no, Karina is still going.
Speaker 2: Karina's still going love her and the only one I
Speaker 2: still follow.
Speaker 1: It forever is on TikTok and still going.
Speaker 2: She's well she went to our f Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 2: her content went, which was just wild.
Speaker 1: It was like kids content. They fully adult content. And
Speaker 1: then she was like really rich and like boasting it
Speaker 1: all over her socials and doing YouTube mansion tour and
Speaker 1: now she has no money and he's like talking about
Speaker 1: that and how she like crashed. Anyway, back to Nikkarto. So,
Speaker 1: Nikokarta was this YouTuber back in the YouTube days and
Speaker 1: did vegan videos. I didn't watch, so I can't exactly say,
Speaker 1: but it was all about health and being vegan and
Speaker 1: then somewhere along the line there he became not vegan,
Speaker 1: and then he started doing like food tasting mook bung videos,
Speaker 1: which is what it's called, so essentially, like over the years,
Speaker 1: and then like TikTok and stuff became popular as well,
Speaker 1: he went from like one extreme essentially to the other,
Speaker 1: and it went from veganism to then like just eating
Speaker 1: copious amounts of foods all for the sake of going viral,
Speaker 1: and essentially, I guess gained a lot of weight and
Speaker 1: then kind of made that his whole brand. And then
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw like any of his
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the YouTube videos, but he would always
Speaker 1: pop up on my TikTok and then he was like
Speaker 1: riding around a little motorized like you know, scooter thing,
Speaker 1: but like with his shirt pulled up and he's barely
Speaker 1: hanging out and like gone bouncy bounce down the aisles
Speaker 1: in shaking yeah, like it was it turns.
Speaker 2: Rolling around on the ground with no clothes on.
Speaker 1: And then there were so many videos as well where
Speaker 1: he was like shoveling mounds of food into his face
Speaker 1: and bawling his eyes out like it was really.
Speaker 2: I think it's a fetish thing. Yeah, it could be
Speaker 2: like a feeder food fetish thing, Like I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: Obviously, everyone like became really I guess worried throughout this
Speaker 1: whole thing as well, like just with the angle that
Speaker 1: he's content had gone. What do you laughing that?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just remembered I can't tell the story. Perhaps
Speaker 2: it's more a close friend.
Speaker 1: Save it for close but I have experienced a.
Speaker 2: Feeder in my life, and so maybe I feel it's
Speaker 2: I feel it's.
Speaker 1: Not okay, you're gonna tell this on close friends.
Speaker 2: I feel it's a close brain close friends.
Speaker 1: Save it for this week's close friends. Anyway, So everyone
Speaker 1: at some stage throughout this like he's obviously drastically changed.
Speaker 1: Everyone's starting to be worried, like they're watching essentially his
Speaker 1: downfall on the internet with all these crazy videos, and
Speaker 1: he like his video would start and the table is
Speaker 1: like covered in food, like a buffet of food, and
Speaker 1: that's essentially what his channel became. And then a little
Speaker 1: while ago, and I even remember seeing it, like maybe
Speaker 1: a year ago or something, he mentioned that he'd lost
Speaker 1: a little bit of weight, like seventy pounds. I don't
Speaker 1: know what pounds are by the way, and then he said,
Speaker 1: I'm always two steps ahead. And this was like a
Speaker 1: year ago in this video, and he visibly looked like
Speaker 1: he had lost a little bit of weight. And then
Speaker 1: so over the last two years, kind of he's barely
Speaker 1: posted many videos, like he went from posting all the
Speaker 1: time to him only just posting a video once every
Speaker 1: couple of months or whatever.
Speaker 2: Except on TikTok he was still uploading a oh was
Speaker 2: he but YouTube slowed.
Speaker 1: Down, Yeah, it slowed down a lot. And now just
Speaker 1: on the weekend he has appeared back on YouTube. And
Speaker 1: I think he's made a new Instagram or a new TikTok.
Speaker 1: I'm not exactly sure. We should have probably checked all this,
Speaker 1: but it's him, and he looks completely different. He looks
Speaker 1: like kind of back to what he used to look
Speaker 1: like back in the fig in YouTube days, and his
Speaker 1: entire demeanor has changed from his mukbung videos. It's almost
Speaker 1: like he looks like evil in the video. Now, you'll
Speaker 1: have to go and watch it if you haven't seen
Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone's seen it. And again he's saying I'm
Speaker 1: always two steps ahead. He said, I've lost two hundred
Speaker 1: and something pounds whatever that is in kilos and I
Speaker 1: haven't made a video in two years. Yeah, so all
Speaker 1: the videos that we've seen in the last two years
Speaker 1: are pre recorded. So for the last two years, he's
Speaker 1: essentially lost all that weight that he put on from
Speaker 1: creating those videos, and now he's like essentially pulled off
Speaker 1: the biggest social experiment ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I've seen people like people are trying to
Speaker 1: debunk this and going, no, this is an old video
Speaker 1: from him from years ago. But then in his TikTok
Speaker 1: he did like the apple dance to people like, no,
Speaker 1: this is now because he's doing the Apple dance in
Speaker 1: his TikTok, which is like a dance at the moment.
Speaker 1: And then they're going back through his old videos and
Speaker 1: picking up things where they can see the date. So
Speaker 1: there's like a milk carton in one of his videos
Speaker 1: from last year or whatever, but the date on it
Speaker 1: is the year before.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: So people are spotting dates in his videos that he's
Speaker 1: posted in the last two years and seeing that when
Speaker 1: he posted it, and like the expiry date on the
Speaker 1: milk was a year before. So then they've picked up
Speaker 1: on what videos were pre recorded.
Speaker 2: So I'm confused yeah, because I'm I'm I'm quite confused
Speaker 2: as someone who has lost some weight over the past. However,
Speaker 2: many months he was probably like same size that I was,
Speaker 2: and now he's much smaller than I am. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's weird because like, obviously I don't know how to
Speaker 2: put my my words, my brain, what I'm thinking into words,
Speaker 2: but basically, like that person that made the videos yesterday,
Speaker 2: day before whatever that came out on the weekend, I'm going,
Speaker 2: that doesn't look like someone who has lost weight. That
Speaker 2: looks like someone who was never actually a larger person.
Speaker 2: I'm like, where's your loose skin?
Speaker 1: Everyone in the comments.
Speaker 2: Even like if you have the loose skin removed, like
Speaker 2: you still got scars, but there's nothing on his arms
Speaker 2: from where I would assume the loose skin is like
Speaker 2: gone from it.
Speaker 1: He got really liked as well, he got really lucky,
Speaker 1: as really good, right, Yeah, And.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was just like I was
Speaker 2: mind blown because I was, I mean, regardless of the
Speaker 2: whole fooling the internet for two years and uploading I
Speaker 2: really couldn't care less about that, but like just the
Speaker 2: fact that like you could and it's hard to talk
Speaker 2: about this without using terms that aren't like good. But
Speaker 2: you know, bounce back is what I want to say.
Speaker 2: I know that's a you know, probably a fat phobic
Speaker 2: term to use, but it's all that's coming to mind
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: It's straight to what he was, right, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Almost like even more gaunt.
Speaker 1: And I think that's why people are saying like, nah,
Speaker 1: this is pre recorded from years ago. Like they're like,
Speaker 1: he looks exactly the same as he did before, but
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 2: But I'm so interested yet me too, Like.
Speaker 1: Now I'm interested to see where he's going to take
Speaker 1: his content because he's kind of implied in his video
Speaker 1: Got You.
Speaker 2: And I also hope that he opens up about how
Speaker 2: he like, I hope he's been documenting like the whole
Speaker 2: he has. I'd love to see. I feel like there's
Speaker 2: no way you can just do that and then be
Speaker 2: like you don't get to see anything from them.
Speaker 1: I think he is part of a huge surely. I
Speaker 1: just think maybe he started like he was vegan, then
Speaker 1: he wasn't vegan, so then he started doing all these
Speaker 1: mook bunks. Notice that those mook bunks got millions and
Speaker 1: millions of views, and he's thought, fuck it, let's see
Speaker 1: how far I can take it. Yeah, but I didn't
Speaker 1: like I remember seeing his videos pop up over the
Speaker 1: years of him like doing all the food tasting videos,
Speaker 1: and I never thought that it was like an experiment
Speaker 1: or whatever. I thought that's just the path that he's
Speaker 1: going on. But it's pretty crazy to think if that
Speaker 1: if he has done all that on purpose to be
Speaker 1: like fucking fool Diiszled.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he did it on purpose. I
Speaker 2: feel like it happened. But someone also said in a
Speaker 2: comment that he was a nutritionist what and so he
Speaker 2: was a secret nutritionist. And also he's been doing cameos
Speaker 2: this whole time. My thing is, no one's seen him
Speaker 2: outside the house in two years, Like why has no
Speaker 2: one seen that person?
Speaker 1: Like a random arria? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also he's been doing cameos. But when you
Speaker 2: look at the cameos, he's like putting on double chins
Speaker 2: and things to make it look like he's bigger than
Speaker 2: he is. And then people are like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: well now that we know it's actually so obvious that
Speaker 2: it's like a different Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm just interested to see where to from here, because
Speaker 1: me too. If you go and watch his food videos.
Speaker 1: He would act one way, but now in these new ones,
Speaker 1: it's like he's act completely different. Yeah, it's all like
Speaker 1: I got you, You've all been heeding me, and I've
Speaker 1: lost two hundred and fifty pounds while you've been calling
Speaker 1: me names. I've been losing two hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 1: I'm just keen to see where to from here.
Speaker 2: I'm also like, what's the moral of the story here? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like what I mean, all this has been done and
Speaker 2: for what, Like what's the what's the end goal here?
Speaker 2: What's the result? Like, what is the meaning behind all
Speaker 2: of this Tomfooler retailing?
Speaker 1: Because I'm keen to see too.
Speaker 2: I don't understand, but I don't know. It's just it's
Speaker 2: all so bizarre, and I'm so intrigued by the whole
Speaker 2: thing because it's so bizarre and almost foreign like we But.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he's doing it, because he just looks
Speaker 1: at the Internet and the way that everyone is and
Speaker 1: he's like, fuck and I'm just gonna fuck with these people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think as well, this is like a huge
Speaker 2: moment in social media history that we will think about,
Speaker 2: like this is a SNA O'Neill vibes to me.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of her. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: do you remember it Asena O'Neill. Maybe this is going
Speaker 1: to trigger a memory for some of you. Years and
Speaker 1: years and years and years ago, like maybe eight years ago,
Speaker 1: a girl named Asina O'Neill came out. Was it on
Speaker 1: Facebook videos or youtub I can't remember. She was like
Speaker 1: starting to be an influencer and then she just kind
Speaker 1: of had this big breakdown and was like, fuck all
Speaker 1: of this, this is all so fake, like and had
Speaker 1: a massive meltdown, but everything she said was fucking true.
Speaker 2: You reckon.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't remember exactly what she said, don't remember
Speaker 1: her saying everyone so fake, and.
Speaker 2: It was like I remember us talking about it though
Speaker 2: and going she's a fucking idiot.
Speaker 1: But looking back on it now because this was in
Speaker 1: like the posing in the bikini Instagram days and getting
Speaker 1: the skinniest angle and the filters, like she was like,
Speaker 1: these are all fucking fake. This is all fake, nothing's real,
Speaker 1: and like I can't get what she was saying now
Speaker 1: because the internet was that way back then.
Speaker 2: Well not everyone on the internet though, no, Like this
Speaker 2: is what annoys me, but it was get on and go,
Speaker 2: fucking everyone's so fake, so fat? Who the people you
Speaker 2: hang out with? You, yourself, you're fake. Everyone your friends
Speaker 2: with us fake. Maybe look at yourself and how fake
Speaker 2: you are, because there are some of us who actually
Speaker 2: aren't fake and are actually enjoying.
Speaker 1: The whole thing conversation.
Speaker 2: I'm having the time my fucking life. I love it.
Speaker 2: If you think everything's fucking fake, take a look at yourself,
Speaker 2: because it's you that's fake. And when they get on
Speaker 2: and go, everyone's so fake and people just life to
Speaker 2: make money. Maybe you do, some of us don't. But
Speaker 2: you paint all of us with the same brush, and
Speaker 2: it fucking pisces me off. It does everyone.
Speaker 5: We all get this big negative thing and everyone goes, oh,
Speaker 5: fuck damn, fuck damn, and I go, well, yeah, fuck them,
Speaker 5: not me though, like some of us aren't doing it. Sorry,
Speaker 5: I'm very passionate about this, but I hate when bitches
Speaker 5: in this industry get on and go.
Speaker 2: Social media is so fake. Bitch, you are some of
Speaker 2: us are real. Some of us are actually having a
Speaker 2: fun time and just wanting to have a laugh and
Speaker 2: not taking it too seriously just because you have problems
Speaker 2: with your own fucking image and your own social media
Speaker 2: not my problem, and stop painting us all with a
Speaker 2: bad name. No, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I agree with you on that, And I think I
Speaker 1: mean some like other podcast groups on Facebook, like I
Speaker 1: think like Outspoken podcast group and whatever, and you know,
Speaker 1: because they're like a more influencer gossip y kind of podcast.
Speaker 1: I see people post in there and they're like, have
Speaker 1: a little winge about influences, and I love going and
Speaker 1: like reading all the comments because I think for me personally,
Speaker 1: even though I was an influencer and whatever, I've never
Speaker 1: put myself in that category of influences, like I see
Speaker 1: myself different personally, and same for you, Like I think
Speaker 1: when people say influencers are so fake, everyone's so fake.
Speaker 1: Like I don't see me and you falling into that category.
Speaker 2: But I think people put us in that category. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's so. It's hard because we're thrown in that categ
Speaker 2: like because I'm always like more of a content creator,
Speaker 2: comedian blah blah.
Speaker 1: Again that I think I'd like to follow the audiences,
Speaker 1: and I think anyone with half a brain can distinguish
Speaker 1: between especially now in twenty twenty four, people can see
Speaker 1: straight through people online. Back in those days when a
Speaker 1: sceneor O'Neil had that massive blow up, that's when the
Speaker 1: internet was a lot more shady, like when everything was
Speaker 1: about making money and like sponsored and lying and whatever.
Speaker 1: But now audiences are far more switched on. Anyone with
Speaker 1: half a brain will be able to see who's fake
Speaker 1: and who isn't. So that's what I think.
Speaker 2: But also sorry, yes, I agree, like this is hard
Speaker 2: to put into words. Again, I don't know what's going
Speaker 2: on today. I'm obviously very emotional and passionate about a
Speaker 2: lot of things today. But the thing is, like I
Speaker 2: think it's it's random because one of the biggest things
Speaker 2: that I hate is when people go, I don't understand
Speaker 2: how she has a platform. You fucking follow her? You
Speaker 2: like you dumbass, like you follow her. It's going to
Speaker 2: use a much naughtier word than but that doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2: And like they get in the podcast groups that I'm
Speaker 2: in as well.
Speaker 1: And who did you see It's like she does get
Speaker 1: over it.
Speaker 2: It's like the gossip things, and I don't care if
Speaker 2: you want a goss have a gossp But also do
Speaker 2: you not think to yourself, babes, you you getting in
Speaker 2: this gossip group or gossip for them or whatever it
Speaker 2: might be, and like bitching about these people. Do not
Speaker 2: realize you're like keeping them relevant, like and you're hanging
Speaker 2: off they're every word and posting everything. You're a fan, baby,
Speaker 2: you're a fan. Like it's you getting in there with
Speaker 2: a bunch of girls and going, oh my god, did
Speaker 2: anyone see they posted this? And you'll get in there
Speaker 2: and bitch together. I'm sitting here saying, look, I don't
Speaker 2: really care you bitch about whoever you want. But also
Speaker 2: it's mind boggling to me that you don't realize that
Speaker 2: you are supporting that person by if the let me
Speaker 2: tell you, I've said it before, the best way to
Speaker 2: if you hate an influencer, a content creator, if you
Speaker 2: hate some online, the best way to help them fail
Speaker 2: is actually to block, mute, unfollow, and never speak about
Speaker 2: them again. Because social media is all world word of mouth,
Speaker 2: it's all algorithm. So these haters that are there screenshotting
Speaker 2: the stories and then running back to you know, gossip
Speaker 2: sites or gossip groups on Facebook and writing about you
Speaker 2: know this person, well, now so many people there have
Speaker 2: now seen that. Like the amount of times that I
Speaker 2: have here's a good example. Sorry, amount of times I've
Speaker 2: seen in your outspoken groups and things like that, someone
Speaker 2: posts a screenshot of an influencer I've never heard of,
Speaker 2: and they go, oh, my god, did she did anyone
Speaker 2: just watch this? How disgusting. The first thing I do
Speaker 2: is go to that influence its profile and I watch
Speaker 2: the stories and I catch up on all the tea.
Speaker 2: I'm like, who's this? Never heard of her before, so
Speaker 2: imagine how many people are doing that? That puts eyes
Speaker 2: on that Perpson's platform. Instagram then goes, wow, this platform
Speaker 2: is getting a lot of views. We better push this
Speaker 2: out into the algorithm because it's clearly popular. And then
Speaker 2: that person gets more views on their stories, which means
Speaker 2: when a brand comes and says, hey, Wan, can we
Speaker 2: pay you to do something, she goes, well, look how
Speaker 2: many views I get on my stories. I'm going to
Speaker 2: charge you more than I usually do because suddenly the
Speaker 2: algorithm's in my favor. So your one screenshot and post
Speaker 2: in a gossip group or forum or whatever it may be,
Speaker 2: is actually so beneficial. I love it that influencer.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love when people like bring me up in those
Speaker 2: sorts of things because I go. Fuck. Yes, everyone there
Speaker 2: is going to go who's that. If you don't know
Speaker 2: who I am, You're gonna come check out my page.
Speaker 2: It's going to tell the algorithm that I'm interesting enough
Speaker 2: that people randoms want to look me up and have
Speaker 2: a look at me. It's going to push my stuff
Speaker 2: out and I get to charge more fucking money for it.
Speaker 2: So thank you. Keep talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm all for that.
Speaker 2: I love that. I feel so good. I need to
Speaker 2: go and do a pilates workout or something. I've got
Speaker 2: so much energy today, I'm really riled up.
Speaker 1: We got dragged into something the other day at Fate
Speaker 1: and then it was posted in Tea Time m hm,
Speaker 1: which I'm not in Like Tea Time.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't let me in because I'm a man.
Speaker 1: Like we got posted in there. It was drama between
Speaker 1: two influences, but then Fate got dragged into it because
Speaker 1: they were talking about clothing and sizing and stuff, and
Speaker 1: then so we got dragged into it. And then like
Speaker 1: it was between them too, like literally nothing to do
Speaker 1: with us, but we were in the middle. And then
Speaker 1: like everyone was dming it to me because I'm not
Speaker 1: in this group. And then like some of the girls
Speaker 1: at work in that groups. Then you know, they come
Speaker 1: to me like, do we need to do something about this?
Speaker 1: I'm like, nah, fuck it, Like everyone is talking about
Speaker 1: fate for today, they'll be over it tomorrow. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit, But also I love it,
Speaker 1: Like as long as it's not like terrible things about us,
Speaker 1: so we've done something terribly wrong. Fucking talk about us,
Speaker 1: drag us into the drama like it's literally putting more
Speaker 1: eyes on my brand. So I was like, I fucking
Speaker 1: love this and we don't need to do anything about
Speaker 1: it. It feeds our ego, Yes, it really does.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I'm like, you can't cancel the uncancellable,
Speaker 2: you know, just drag me through the mud. Babes. I
Speaker 2: love it. I live for it gets the heart racing,
Speaker 2: h exciting. I don't think we said anything today that
Speaker 2: could cancel us, do you No, I think we've been
Speaker 2: pretty safe in this episode.
Speaker 1: And yes, thank god, but that's another episode done and dusted.
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