Speaker 1: Let's go click Chrissy's clickab Well.
Speaker 2: Finally the bell is ringing on the on the shop
Speaker 2: door one last time. Lynn McGranger, the Great Irene from
Speaker 2: Home and Away, is hanging up the apron. Oh, I know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't watched it for twenty years, but
Speaker 1: still I love it.
Speaker 2: When I did it, I've actually never watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a neighbor's gal.
Speaker 2: I've just never watched one episode. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but you don't really need to for it to be
Speaker 2: part of your DNA.
Speaker 1: No. I feel like as an Aussie, you have to
Speaker 1: know Irene an alf of course.
Speaker 2: I know. Yeahby Creek, I know, you know, I know
Speaker 2: it all. What I love about Lynn McGranger is just
Speaker 2: how matter of fact she is. She's like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to live forever. Particularly if I keep doing fourteen
Speaker 2: hour days. You get a bit tired, you need to sleep,
Speaker 2: You've got a bad night, You pay the price the
Speaker 2: next time. My body's not as resilient as it once was.
Speaker 2: To remember she had that great She wrote a book
Speaker 2: about her life, Yes, and our favorite quote from it
Speaker 2: this is a few years ago, now, four or five
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: Like four years ago, We enjoyed this so much at
Speaker 1: the time, and.
Speaker 2: She's such a good sport about it, Like we shall
Speaker 2: get her on the show and get her to talk
Speaker 2: about it some more, because it's like, you know, it's
Speaker 2: like your grandmother talking about weed. It's heaven. She goes,
Speaker 2: she goes, it's going to be totally scandalous. And it
Speaker 2: was not just a little bit of marijuana. I smoked
Speaker 2: a lot of dope. Here's our favorite line.
Speaker 1: I just loved it. I just loved it. I just
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 2: Smoke joints. She said. She stopped tobacco, she goes, because
Speaker 2: that's like rolling up a dog turt.
Speaker 1: I hope Lynn gets back on it once she puts
Speaker 1: the scripts away.
Speaker 2: I just hope she doesn't disappear, because she's heaven.
Speaker 1: She is Heaven. Maybe she'll rock up on the jungle
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, altly she will.
Speaker 1: She says she's going to go to Japan for a
Speaker 1: little holiday. No, lean have a big holiday. After thirty
Speaker 1: three years, you've earned a luxurious long holiday.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety three, she started, ah out.
Speaker 1: I mean, ray Mar's been there since nineteen eighty eight,
Speaker 1: eighty eight, and he is eighty What a man that.
Speaker 2: Is extraordinary old eight in Nikademu, she takes over the mantle.
Speaker 1: Now, is she still with James Stewart?
Speaker 2: I think so, Kiddy so and I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 2: Tom's working, so he doesn't know what we're talking about. Now, Rihanna,
Speaker 2: let's talk about her. She's teased her album again. Now
Speaker 2: I'm getting sick of this. I'm getting sick of these promises.
Speaker 2: Eight years she's been working on this album.
Speaker 1: Just how long does it take?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 1: I mean Billie Eilish and the likes of can pump
Speaker 1: one out in two years?
Speaker 2: I mean, look fair is fair? She's had a lot
Speaker 2: of other stuff on. She's had all that fenty business.
Speaker 2: She's also had two babies fairly close because her succession.
Speaker 1: It's actually been nine years. Jan twenty eight, twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: Auntie was released.
Speaker 2: And that's her favorite album. She said she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to listen to any of her other She doesn't want
Speaker 2: to listen to any of the album She hates them
Speaker 2: all apart from Anti.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, well, my favorite one of my favorite songs
Speaker 1: of her is actually know I think it is my
Speaker 1: favorite needed Me, which she sung at karaoke terribly. He's
Speaker 1: on Anti enjoy it les go Heaven you me?
Speaker 2: It's so good. But you know, if Rihanna can't sing
Speaker 2: it at a karaoke joint, it shouldn't be on the
Speaker 2: books anywhere.
Speaker 1: What about enough? This is on Anti Yes.
Speaker 2: Featuring Drake.
Speaker 1: Kiss it better? Do you know this?
Speaker 2: Yes? I do? What's consideration? Am I throwing you in
Speaker 2: the deep end?
Speaker 1: Now you are there? Ask me what love on the
Speaker 1: brain is?
Speaker 2: What's on the brain on the brain.
Speaker 1: And the Keith person monsa.
Speaker 2: It is a great album I've forgotten and I'm going
Speaker 2: to get back onto that.
Speaker 1: I hope she sticks with that vibe. Me too, like
Speaker 1: a bit dark and well, this one's.
Speaker 2: A bit motowny, a bit solely I reckon. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: looking forward to it. I'm looking at a gorgeous photograph
Speaker 2: of her juicy bobb in there.
Speaker 1: That is a good butt.
Speaker 2: Magic anyway, Look, good luck at the album out, Please
Speaker 2: be waiting The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 2: Chrissy's click Fit. I'm worried, Jack, I'm worried about Justin Bieber,
Speaker 2: really really worried. Did you see that footage? I mean
Speaker 2: we've already talked about it, so I know that you
Speaker 2: have of him, Like, what do they call it? No,
Speaker 2: they're goooning. He's almost good. He's got this weird smile
Speaker 2: on his face and he's.
Speaker 1: He's girning at some fans. I think it was an
Speaker 1: event for Haley Beaver's brand last week and it went
Speaker 1: viral on TikTok because it was quite concerning.
Speaker 2: It felt like he didn't know, he'd forgotten how to act,
Speaker 2: and he was like, this is what you do when
Speaker 2: you see a person, you smile. Yes, it was really odd.
Speaker 2: And there's been a few other bits and bobs. Most
Speaker 2: recently he's had a crack at the paparazzi, which is
Speaker 2: sort of his thing.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Why do you thank me because you're the
Speaker 1: best room than no? Thank youspectful? Thank me because I'm
Speaker 1: not asking to be here. You know what I mean? Okay, brother,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just saying. I'm just saying thank you
Speaker 1: for everything you do for us. But what I'm saying
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be here, so when you
Speaker 1: thank me, it's disrespectful. Just take your pictures and let
Speaker 1: me do my thing. Yeah, I agree to you, I do,
Speaker 1: but at this point I just I feel for him
Speaker 1: because it's like, bro, they're never going to leave you alone. Now,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's such a tricky scenario for him.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at this photograph. He looks like he died
Speaker 2: four weeks ago and someone's wrapped him up in a
Speaker 2: douner he does. It's like weekended Bernie.
Speaker 1: And I love a baggy like low crotch pant, but
Speaker 1: that is next level.
Speaker 2: No, they're falling down. I can see he's underpants anyway.
Speaker 2: Rep say, come on, He's fine, of course, they say,
Speaker 2: they say, listen, he's just going through a bit. The
Speaker 2: last year has been very transformative for him. He ended
Speaker 2: some close relationships and business relationships, and now he's moving
Speaker 2: on with his life.
Speaker 1: There's another relationship he needs to end with a certain someone,
Speaker 1: but that someone that wears a bum bag.
Speaker 2: Me, No, what have I done? Legally? Yeah, there's something
Speaker 2: going on there and call it. Do you think he
Speaker 2: and Haley are gonna make it?
Speaker 1: I get really nice, beautiful, warm vibes from her, and
Speaker 1: I think she'll want to stand by him, especially now
Speaker 1: that they've got a son together. Jack.
Speaker 2: It'd be like, you know, if she goes, what's the
Speaker 2: point ye all right, Kylie Minoga Girl has received a
Speaker 2: commemorative star at Melbourne Park. After thirty five years.
Speaker 1: Of concerts, she has earned that star.
Speaker 2: Tell me about the show that you went to on Friday, Swanny.
Speaker 1: It was as you would say, it was life affirming.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I knew it would be.
Speaker 1: Rod Labor Arena here in Melbourne. She absolutely nailed it
Speaker 1: better than I thought she was going to be. It
Speaker 1: was so incredible to see everyone standing the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like everyone just really feeling the love in the room.
Speaker 1: I've got a few highlights. Three highlights in my top
Speaker 1: three songs she performed.
Speaker 2: Was this.
Speaker 1: I've forgotten it is such a bop. And then also
Speaker 1: remember I said to her when we interviewed her last
Speaker 1: year that she needs to release hold Onto Now as
Speaker 1: a single. She sung that live.
Speaker 2: God, I wish there was a disco ball here. I
Speaker 2: was wearing red. Of course she did.
Speaker 1: And then she did a little a cappella number and
Speaker 1: she asked the crowd what they would like her to sing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure some of it's pre planned, but she sung
Speaker 1: your disco needs you and She's your favorite that song. Wow,
Speaker 1: shout out to everyone in Brisbane. I believe that is
Speaker 1: where she's performing next on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, absolutely magical.
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