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Speaker 3: One hundred, Well, good morning everybody, welcoming a Wednesday. Good
Speaker 3: morning Stannaways back in the he Good morning guys. Hello,
Speaker 3: isn't an amazing one day of rest?
Speaker 4: Yeah? The voice is back, which is amazing.
Speaker 5: You still don't sound one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm probably almost at ninety or.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think you're at ninety.
Speaker 4: What did just not talk in the clubs last night? I?
Speaker 5: I know what he did? Ida? What did he did?
Speaker 5: What I did?
Speaker 4: Well? What about what I did? First?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: Why don't you tell me what you did?
Speaker 4: I went to assault out room room?
Speaker 3: Is that that thing that my wife sent me to?
Speaker 6: Sounds like you went to some poverty one that didn't
Speaker 6: do it properly though.
Speaker 5: He just went into a room with the salt lamp.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, this they have like they pump
Speaker 4: tiny particles of salt through a bent and it gets
Speaker 4: into your lungs and it loosens the mucus.
Speaker 3: Phlem.
Speaker 4: It's not a shocking word. Is that not the worst
Speaker 4: word in the world.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Could you really feel the effects straight away? Listen to me, Jason.
Speaker 6: But when Paul did it, it made a massive difference. Really,
Speaker 6: he didn't snore like when he's sick because he's all congested.
Speaker 6: He snores a bit. And he went and came home
Speaker 6: and slept like a baby.
Speaker 3: Because I thought it was a similar place. Like a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago, I got a huge ear infection
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 5: Showing Lauren not for ear infections on it.
Speaker 3: Well, it was like just all congestion in my head.
Speaker 3: So the same sort of thing, you know, like loosen
Speaker 3: it all up. But my wife sent me to this
Speaker 3: place and I was just sitting on one of those
Speaker 3: i KA rocking chairs in a room with a salt
Speaker 3: lamp next to me. What's this doing?
Speaker 5: This is not I'm not you hate it? Are you surprised?
Speaker 5: You have loved it?
Speaker 4: I love the chimes, the one the beautiful ambulance at
Speaker 4: the chimes.
Speaker 3: Is it the place where there's a communal room as well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a couple the one when I went, the
Speaker 6: floor was salt, but they've taken that off now.
Speaker 5: I think maybe too many kids to eat it with Loan.
Speaker 4: Starring then, I don't know if it was the salt
Speaker 4: room or the marathon back to back to back watching of.
Speaker 5: This summer I turned pretty Is that what you were into?
Speaker 4: Well, I've told him, well, it was high on Lauren's recommendation.
Speaker 5: We've just started.
Speaker 4: I should I should watch, and I did.
Speaker 6: There's three seasons and apparently you've got to get to
Speaker 6: apparently season three is a banger, but there's a lot
Speaker 6: of episodes, episodes.
Speaker 4: Some of my early feedback was, was it spot on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like Tato Swift, feel quick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just watching sixteen year olds get into relationships.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, take it takes you back.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I was jealous.
Speaker 5: It takes you back to summers on Talkie Beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's getting your hearts broken, the seeing.
Speaker 6: The boy till the next summer and all of a
Speaker 6: sudden they've gone from like a sixteen year old to
Speaker 6: like a man year Yeah.
Speaker 5: They changed a lot boys between sixteen.
Speaker 3: And chasing them to the talky caravanpire.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, very strong show. I'm going to go home
Speaker 4: watch more tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you up to?
Speaker 6: I'm taking the weekend off social activities, so I'm going
Speaker 6: to be doing a No, I know you did last summer.
Speaker 5: That's not what it's called summer.
Speaker 3: I know he did Last Summer's the horror film that
Speaker 3: was more like, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: That's the flashbacks. How they went with pretty rather than
Speaker 4: like sexy.
Speaker 5: Six Yeah, yeah, yeah, well summer turns pretty.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: OK, sorry, back away.
Speaker 6: Because maybe by season three she might be she might
Speaker 6: be an adult.
Speaker 3: Well she'll be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a fifteen in season Oh that doesn't help.
Speaker 4: She's very pretty though, she's pretty pretty.
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Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 5: We've got fan mail and short.
Speaker 6: Card in the mail from our po and hand written
Speaker 6: and sent in the post.
Speaker 3: Can I see the envelope fast is nicely written? Because
Speaker 3: anything dodgy, I always say.
Speaker 4: Does never have a PO box?
Speaker 5: Just here?
Speaker 4: Did you ever used to ride into any TV shows?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like locked bag triple the hell's a
Speaker 5: locked bag?
Speaker 3: What do you want to win?
Speaker 4: The year?
Speaker 5: When I worked on When I worked on Kids, it
Speaker 5: was a PO box for kids?
Speaker 4: Did you get fan mail? Oh?
Speaker 5: My god? People used to draw the most offensive drawings
Speaker 5: of me?
Speaker 4: What did you have appendages?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Kids did like look at this drawing and I looked
Speaker 6: at it and go, do what look? Do I actually
Speaker 6: look like that?
Speaker 5: I've never looked worse. Thanks Jenny, who's seven?
Speaker 3: So they actually meant it a nice way.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but they made me. That fashion they put
Speaker 5: me in was not good.
Speaker 4: People want to reach us via the fan mail. How
Speaker 4: do they do?
Speaker 5: So? Let me just check it.
Speaker 3: Ovelope, give out your PO box. Number under ninety has
Speaker 3: a PO.
Speaker 4: Box because it's very it's streamlines.
Speaker 3: Your male.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you about this fan mail from.
Speaker 4: Bloss Sorry, do you really want my post office box?
Speaker 3: And what do you mean?
Speaker 5: It's streamlines you ma, It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: Clint, Well, you've got to go to empty. I got
Speaker 4: it because I was so small as a renter. I
Speaker 4: was moving around a lot, and I got sick and
Speaker 4: tired of changing my address. Right, you're moving. There was
Speaker 4: a time there where I moved three times. Yeah, on
Speaker 4: the run. I was living with my sister and her husband.
Speaker 4: I was living with friends. I was all over the shop, right, so.
Speaker 5: I thought an adult together now.
Speaker 4: Anyway, But what if the.
Speaker 5: Peo box is not in the same suburb you live?
Speaker 5: It is, it's in Richmond through one two? Did you
Speaker 5: exclusively move to frands houses in Richmond?
Speaker 4: No? No, you can get a peo box anywhere.
Speaker 5: But then, did you have to move the box when
Speaker 5: you moved? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you just retained it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you drove all the way to Richmond ject
Speaker 3: your mail France convenient from Richmond to Richmond?
Speaker 5: Does it fit in your does it fit parcels in it?
Speaker 3: Big?
Speaker 4: Does it's a good.
Speaker 5: Pass you've got a big one.
Speaker 4: Well, no, if they if they can't fit the parcel
Speaker 4: in your slot, they put it in another slot next
Speaker 4: to your PO box biggest slot.
Speaker 5: And how do you get into that?
Speaker 4: Usually you get a card in the po Jesus Cora
Speaker 4: with a code for the big slot. Oh sounds so convenient.
Speaker 5: You know, because you're a celebrity and you don't want
Speaker 5: people to know where you live.
Speaker 3: Guys, let's start giving out Clint's PO box if you're
Speaker 3: a company that would like to send him products or
Speaker 3: free stuff. What's a PO box?
Speaker 4: PO box six seven seven Richmond three one two.
Speaker 5: Is that it?
Speaker 6: It's just PO box six seven seven street name or
Speaker 6: any nothing?
Speaker 4: Richmond po box six seven seven Richmond three one two.
Speaker 4: Don't overwhelming with farm mal I quite. They can come
Speaker 4: digitally stand away.
Speaker 3: You don't have to for Richmond to get them.
Speaker 6: Sorry anyway, lovely Glenda has sent us letter. Look at
Speaker 6: it in this beautiful thank you cards. You've defined no pickies.
Speaker 6: But she said she's typed it out and then popped
Speaker 6: it in them, and it says, Jace, Lauren and Clint.
Speaker 6: I'm writing to thank you all so very very much.
Speaker 6: I'm a seventy year old Grammar. I listen to you
Speaker 6: every morning. I love you all, always laughing with it.
Speaker 6: You make my mornings. I've never phoned a radio station
Speaker 6: before or entered into competitions, but when I heard about
Speaker 6: the Coles vouchers, I found the number and I got through.
Speaker 6: I never imagined I would have received the voucher for
Speaker 6: my daughter, who's a single mother with three beautiful children
Speaker 6: with autism. She's the best mom in the world. Such
Speaker 6: an amazing job on her own. I wrung her while
Speaker 6: she was driving home from school drop offs and she
Speaker 6: had to pull over because she was crying.
Speaker 5: She's so appreciate it. Thank you, Nova, what about this bit?
Speaker 6: Love you so much. I hope the football game went
Speaker 6: well on Saturday Jays. I love watching postcards when Lauren
Speaker 6: is presenting. And last of all, I loved my weekend
Speaker 6: mornings with Channel nine with Clint with sincere gratitude Glenda.
Speaker 3: I remember her winning the Other Daughter.
Speaker 4: We love you, Glenda us anything else, no pickies, nothing,
Speaker 4: just shake the card. Anne, It's for her daughter.
Speaker 5: You greedy greedy boys.
Speaker 4: With Glenda po box six seven seven Richmond.
Speaker 5: Two lost time you checked that?
Speaker 4: Oh it was months ago.
Speaker 5: What happens if it's full?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 5: Do you get to spill over PO box?
Speaker 4: I think you do with a code to open.
Speaker 5: Jesus Chris, what is the address again?
Speaker 4: Po po Box six seven seven, Richmond three one two one.
Speaker 3: It's going to be easier than breaking into the bank seven.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Need one of those big astray of post Hessian bags
Speaker 4: like Santa Course.
Speaker 6: I think I've still got one in my car from
Speaker 6: when I was the receptionist the advertising agency.
Speaker 3: Someone will probably send your anthract. I'm joking.
Speaker 5: It's not a funny joke.
Speaker 4: How dare you sorry?
Speaker 3: I will open the mail for you the same showers
Speaker 3: tops of eighteen today. Yesterday was a ripper.
Speaker 5: It's nice, you know what.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm not saying no, say it.
Speaker 5: I mean it's better than last week, so I'll take it.
Speaker 4: Well, guys, that's because we've we're in spring, We've turned
Speaker 4: the corn.
Speaker 6: I don't think we're about to break today, but and
Speaker 6: it's going to be fifteen to more on Friday.
Speaker 5: But it's Sunday and twenty on Saturday or twenty one
Speaker 5: Father's Day eighty one.
Speaker 6: Remind everyone this is a PSA Sunday is Father's What
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Speaker 2: Slight in the past to your new home. Is it
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Speaker 3: It reminds me our tradition every year just before Father's
Speaker 3: Day as we play the funniest radio phone call ever recorded.
Speaker 3: Great when we expect that Friday Friday, we should run that.
Speaker 3: It will be the funniest thing you've probably heard on
Speaker 3: the radio. And it's a dad takeover on Friday.
Speaker 5: If we want to don't please on.
Speaker 3: Friday, it's just the dad's on the air. It is me,
Speaker 3: father of three. It is one Bobby Phillips, Lauren's dad,
Speaker 3: and one John stand Away, Clint's dad. Lauren and Clint
Speaker 3: will be made to leave the studio.
Speaker 5: It's a dad's takeover.
Speaker 4: Why do we We've got so many microphones in here?
Speaker 4: Why do we have to leave the studio? Too many voices,
Speaker 4: too much talk over.
Speaker 5: I think they want to talk about us, not to us. Clint.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've just been reminded I have to reply to
Speaker 4: the family chat with the kids chat with the gift
Speaker 4: for dad.
Speaker 5: I've done.
Speaker 4: Mine's such a Peter Alexander p Javis.
Speaker 5: Someone brought me, Peter Alexander your pajamas.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I'd like a.
Speaker 5: Nice oversized if.
Speaker 3: I don't like I was, obviously I can fit it small.
Speaker 3: But I like it, you know, just get me.
Speaker 5: But surely anyone's losings. I like them big.
Speaker 4: Post off box six seven seven Richmond. But you what
Speaker 4: the shorts as opposed to the winter?
Speaker 5: I like the part.
Speaker 4: I like the out of winter. What are you getting
Speaker 4: your dad?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Mate, it's he listens, so I can't.
Speaker 3: But you know what I.
Speaker 5: Would like show me the family group chap.
Speaker 3: Can you trickle this down to my boys?
Speaker 5: There's not much blue in.
Speaker 4: There for me, is there?
Speaker 5: You haven't replied.
Speaker 4: I would like a nice slide, Oh.
Speaker 5: God, don't get your dogs out slide like Sandals.
Speaker 3: Like no, not a Sandals slide.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like then your toes are going to be out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But at the moment, I'm still rocking heavy on it's
Speaker 3: with your parents apparently, I thought you wanted to It's
Speaker 3: all about Archie now.
Speaker 5: Anyway, if you're wearing thongs.
Speaker 4: Are they the authortic ones?
Speaker 5: They're the ones that are great for your neck?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I don't have much of a He's fine.
Speaker 5: They're going to make your neck row.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I'll get them all right.
Speaker 5: So you want to slide like a yeasy, like a turtle.
Speaker 4: Slide.
Speaker 5: He's coming to get them to get you easy slide.
Speaker 3: Don't remember. I was at the barber and I was
Speaker 3: looking at the easy website and I looked at the
Speaker 3: guy cutting my hair and we would buy those, and
Speaker 3: he just he just pointed to like the guy the
Speaker 3: barber next to him, and he was wearing them.
Speaker 6: No, we should remember the ones from the pharmacy with
Speaker 6: the pins like that.
Speaker 4: They're not They're good.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here? Oh okay, all right, let's
Speaker 3: go to the phones.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, where are we building? Melbourne?
Speaker 4: We digress can do it.
Speaker 5: It's one of those days.
Speaker 3: Hello, Michael, how are you doing well?
Speaker 5: Michael?
Speaker 6: You're going to get a clue, and you've got to
Speaker 6: guess which suburb we are building in this morning? You go,
Speaker 6: So your first clue is a place to explore lego
Speaker 6: and dinosaurs under one roof in which suburb are we
Speaker 6: building place to explore lego and dinosaurs?
Speaker 8: I guess that's a hard one.
Speaker 2: Melbourne.
Speaker 5: It's not the CD.
Speaker 4: To give me the crack brother Alana.
Speaker 5: In Mornington the second clue, good, good morning, it's good
Speaker 5: morning where people love their blues.
Speaker 8: It's Carlton's.
Speaker 5: Carton because the museum is there.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, good Yes, you got a thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 9: Oh I love that, thanks so much.
Speaker 5: No worry, I mean that was a giveaway.
Speaker 4: What do we drop on the mule? Lar on the mule?
Speaker 8: Well, we just booked a very last minute trip to
Speaker 8: go to Bali with me and my partner and my
Speaker 8: two kids.
Speaker 5: Spend spending money a lot of that. You're on your
Speaker 5: way to a conference for a I.
Speaker 8: Yes, I am. Just start to go into the train
Speaker 8: station to get the train into the city.
Speaker 5: So what happens at the conference for AI?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm actually just helping out. I'm not actually attended.
Speaker 8: I suppose I'll learned something today.
Speaker 5: You don't really know what happens.
Speaker 8: I'll just go along.
Speaker 3: And I thought the idea of AI was to do
Speaker 3: all the ship jobs you don't want to do. Can't
Speaker 3: you just send AI to the AI conference? For you, curly,
Speaker 3: so you don't have to sit through.
Speaker 5: Someone's got to sell the T shirts.
Speaker 4: Bro, Yeah good true? Is Siri the first speaker?
Speaker 5: Helena, I'll let you know.
Speaker 4: Are you wearing a lanyard?
Speaker 8: Oh well, actually I'm wearing a lanyard?
Speaker 5: Conference, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: We're playing a little game this morning. Can you make
Speaker 3: Lauren gag thirteen twenty four ten If you do, I
Speaker 3: have four hundred dollars vouchers to Specsavers up for grabs.
Speaker 3: It might be a workplace injury, or it might be
Speaker 3: what I experienced yesterday, which was a plumbing issue. Clint,
Speaker 3: you're away, you're.
Speaker 4: Sort of like always encountering plumbing issues. It's an old house, pipes, it.
Speaker 5: Bu But also he's not getting fixed properly, is my.
Speaker 4: No, don't go on a plumber.
Speaker 3: He did a great job.
Speaker 5: Don is not good.
Speaker 3: John is good?
Speaker 5: Is Don is not plumbing?
Speaker 3: John is good?
Speaker 5: He will have had to come back.
Speaker 4: Question, is Don an actual plumber?
Speaker 3: Don is a plumber.
Speaker 5: It's a friend's dad.
Speaker 3: It's internate's dad. No, no, no, but he's a plumber. He's
Speaker 3: got a you of.
Speaker 4: Course, does the you have roof racks with pipes on it.
Speaker 5: Yes, is he a retired plumber?
Speaker 4: He's still works.
Speaker 6: He is fully said, I'm sorry for bagging down. Don
Speaker 6: is great, but Don should have done a bit of
Speaker 6: job in the first place.
Speaker 3: Don is great. So those notes brother.
Speaker 5: Ke he actually mean Kegan Kean.
Speaker 4: Mate, when they go and do bloody such a plumber name.
Speaker 5: Kegan. How many plumbers do you know called Keithan?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a lot of the real housewives want
Speaker 3: to know Kegan.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When Don gets to a job, he's like, oh, here
Speaker 3: we go, the bloody housewives all over my son.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they work together, father and son. Can you be down?
Speaker 4: Have a look under the scene, Don and Kegan.
Speaker 3: So anyway, they came round to.
Speaker 6: John is Keigan's Dade and Internate is Key his brother
Speaker 6: and Don's son.
Speaker 3: Also, and Don is good. So they came around yesterday
Speaker 3: is better. They're inspecting the pipes and then they got
Speaker 3: out the camera.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I've done this.
Speaker 4: Oh I love the camera fascinating.
Speaker 6: I didn't like it. I was no interested in watching
Speaker 6: the camera. Paul was probably more interesting.
Speaker 4: I was all for it.
Speaker 3: I almost pop popcorn. And they're putting like the you know,
Speaker 3: the twenty meters of camera cable went down looking for it,
Speaker 3: and then you're not going to show us that we
Speaker 3: found what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: What did you find?
Speaker 3: We found the blockage?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's.
Speaker 5: That looks like someone's intestine, that is.
Speaker 4: Do you know what that looks like?
Speaker 5: My colonoscary looks like my endoscopy.
Speaker 4: That is I'm about to swear then that is that looks.
Speaker 5: Like you've eaten too many noodles.
Speaker 4: You've got to get it off to.
Speaker 5: See you you what are the fact.
Speaker 4: About to get that off?
Speaker 5: It is disgusting? What is that that is?
Speaker 3: And it was as hard as a baseball. It's a
Speaker 3: build up of toilet paper, wet toilet paper. Okay, there
Speaker 3: we go on.
Speaker 5: There, he's there to go hard.
Speaker 3: It's just it wasn't moving its way. It was so
Speaker 3: hard around the edges that like solidify. Yeah. So anyway
Speaker 3: they fixed the problem.
Speaker 5: Like blow air through it or something to push it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then pipes are clear.
Speaker 5: Like pressure it out.
Speaker 3: But how is this right?
Speaker 4: Don?
Speaker 6: Was that the same problem as last time? Because the
Speaker 6: same thing has happened twice?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no, no different issue anyway, Don's under.
Speaker 4: The house now, hang on.
Speaker 5: Kegan's dad Internate's brother.
Speaker 3: Any other siblings in there Insterdate's brothers Kegan, Kegan's Don.
Speaker 6: So yeah, anyway, Innates dad, Don's under the house.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's probably not going.
Speaker 4: To Mate's dad.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Today's brother Hot Kegan hot keg his
Speaker 3: dad dons under that he's good looking.
Speaker 6: Not when he's under the house. Jason's solidified toilet paper.
Speaker 5: He's not.
Speaker 3: Now we've had this issue where we're getting water like
Speaker 3: built up under the house. The house is sort of
Speaker 3: on small stilts and we're just getting like this water Queen,
Speaker 3: we're getting water like built up.
Speaker 4: An imagine as Jason those funny still walking down the road.
Speaker 6: So they put them like that in Queensland. So when
Speaker 6: well this is like you know, small, still, it must
Speaker 6: be from his water.
Speaker 4: Bentley right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Don's under the house and he's like, yeah, there
Speaker 3: is a lot of water a rounder here and we're
Speaker 3: like yeah, we don't know where it's coming from. And
Speaker 3: then when they cleared the pipes, he goes, hey, Hot Kegan,
Speaker 3: just turn the bath on just to check all the
Speaker 3: waters flowing through the barth starts running and the water
Speaker 3: starts dripping straight down on Don's head. Under the house.
Speaker 5: The bath is not connected. It's not connected.
Speaker 3: We're emptying the bar.
Speaker 4: It's just going under the house.
Speaker 6: Sorry, it's when we bought our family home. Are we
Speaker 6: We're a water issue. And it turns out they'd never
Speaker 6: connected the dish was it was just running under the house.
Speaker 4: That's exactly.
Speaker 5: So hang on.
Speaker 4: So Don Kegan's ad is under the house, yes, and
Speaker 4: he's copping water in the god like saltburnes and and
Speaker 4: it's not connected, not connected. But he just has a
Speaker 4: light bulb moment and says, you know what, it's not connected.
Speaker 6: There's several problems in the house. Yeah, yeah, let we
Speaker 6: know the problems half on the second level.
Speaker 3: No, there's no the bath's bottom level.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if we resolved it, we've.
Speaker 3: Now got to not use that bathroom, let it dry
Speaker 3: out for a month, and then we can go on
Speaker 3: and fix it.
Speaker 6: Not use the bathroom for a month and dry it out.
Speaker 6: There is a better option than actually.
Speaker 4: And good morning gets called another plan?
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 3: We are good? We are doing make my own gag
Speaker 3: this morning?
Speaker 11: You got something to actually make Clint gag uf shaking
Speaker 11: things I do, I think I do.
Speaker 10: I had a workplace injury. I was doing traffic control
Speaker 10: and it was raining. I picked up one of my follows,
Speaker 10: which is thrones yep, and the base of them way
Speaker 10: about ten to fifteen keels, and I picked it up
Speaker 10: and dropped it straight on the edge of my steel
Speaker 10: cap boots and it shattered my foot in four places.
Speaker 10: Shattered shattered my foot like shattered four bones in my
Speaker 10: sport and I ended up walking around on it for
Speaker 10: the rest of my ship.
Speaker 12: It was about twelve and a half hours.
Speaker 5: Oh my. By the.
Speaker 12: Time I'd finished work, my foot was literally black. And
Speaker 12: I go to the doctors and he's like, yeah, you
Speaker 12: shouldn't have walked on that, Like, you shouldn't have been
Speaker 12: able to walk on that at all.
Speaker 6: So the steel cap boat did nothing to protect. Imagine
Speaker 6: if you didn't have a steel cap boat on.
Speaker 3: The word impaled and shatter, you really get great.
Speaker 4: I mean, to be fair, all she had to do
Speaker 4: was go stop, go stop stop.
Speaker 5: She had to pick up the twenty five kilo cone.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, yeah, Hawking's low. After that, though, Nicole
Speaker 3: and Hopper's crossing, what do you got for us?
Speaker 7: So I had surgery on my nose. I had a
Speaker 7: deviated step down.
Speaker 5: This is the worst surgery of all time.
Speaker 4: What happens to the deviated.
Speaker 5: To put the thing up in the thing and the
Speaker 5: balloon the.
Speaker 7: Balloon and I had collops as well, so they've got
Speaker 7: to like suck them out and clean all your sinuses.
Speaker 7: So you're not meant to blow your nose for about
Speaker 7: two weeks.
Speaker 5: Don't you have that like the gauze or whatever. It's
Speaker 5: up and around.
Speaker 7: On your nose, But you know, like you have a
Speaker 7: feeling up your nose when you need to blow. So
Speaker 7: and this is about a week after so the bleeding
Speaker 7: has stopped and I had this yucky feeling up my nose,
Speaker 7: so I ended up blowing it no nicole, and what
Speaker 7: come out it was like no rain off the pus tentacle,
Speaker 7: and I thought I had blown one of my finest
Speaker 7: cavities out.
Speaker 6: So for about a.
Speaker 5: Week after, did you go back to the projector.
Speaker 7: Kept blowing my nose no nicole? Horrible feelings, And I
Speaker 7: ended up getting really worried. So I googled and by
Speaker 7: it's horrible, but abortions come up when I showed the
Speaker 7: picture of what was coming.
Speaker 4: Out my nose, right, it's getting a bigger.
Speaker 6: Wow to rollers that on Jordan that you know what though,
Speaker 6: that that no surge around and many people that have
Speaker 6: had it and they.
Speaker 5: In your head, yes, so they do all.
Speaker 6: They fixed it and then they put this like gauze
Speaker 6: up one nostril down the other and then at the
Speaker 6: end they pull it out one side and it all.
Speaker 4: No. I have no words that last.
Speaker 5: Sure we got more it the octoper.
Speaker 12: I had a job there and toilet and so we
Speaker 12: sup their stuff.
Speaker 5: Say that again. He had a job in a festival.
Speaker 4: He had a job emptying festival toilets.
Speaker 3: Brand newitite that is so high school.
Speaker 4: I like it. New album on the way, I like
Speaker 4: it too.
Speaker 5: You don't like it, No, I think it's slow, but
Speaker 5: once it kicks in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it. Laura and I were talking earlier
Speaker 4: about how we've been watching the summer right turn pretty
Speaker 4: and it's wall to wall to wall to wall Taylor
Speaker 4: Swiss of course, which was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Kelsey brothers were saying on the podcast the other day
Speaker 3: because Travis has obviously been privy to the new album
Speaker 3: and he SAIDs very upbeat, think like nineteen seventy nine, Sorry,
Speaker 3: nineteen eighteen.
Speaker 4: Travis leaving Easter eggs his own Easter eggs.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think he's just been brutally on a
Speaker 3: just take it straight out, but apparently upbeat.
Speaker 5: Apparently apparently what's come out?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on holidays because you and I said, will
Speaker 3: do a listening party.
Speaker 5: It's a week after the Grand Final. I believe weekend.
Speaker 5: I think Friday.
Speaker 4: Released another vinyl yet she's released about seven already.
Speaker 3: You're being negative. No, No, I'm just you sound like
Speaker 3: you're having a sound like you're having a shot.
Speaker 4: What color will be today?
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Speaker 6: new music from Day Swift That song came out last year.
Speaker 4: Put on your Molly.
Speaker 3: Sorry first I've heard it on over so maybe relate
Speaker 3: to the party.
Speaker 6: I think that's why she did the post about school
Speaker 6: teacher and the pe teacher I watch.
Speaker 3: I was referencing a song a year ago. Taylor, you
Speaker 3: got new stuff coming out.
Speaker 4: Dough You being negative?
Speaker 2: That Taylor Hello, Kelly.
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Speaker 3: But keep listening to Nova this morning. There's more to come.
Speaker 3: Just when I thought I couldn't love working here at
Speaker 3: Nova more than I do. Like we we've come from the.
Speaker 5: Slot, talk to me.
Speaker 3: We're in a beautiful building here in South Melbourne. The
Speaker 3: studios are incredibable, the office has been We've come a
Speaker 3: long way we have we guess, well, where's is Lauren?
Speaker 4: Still in the kitchen?
Speaker 5: Jazz?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blazz is nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 3: Guess what we just discovered?
Speaker 2: Do you want us to bring a wireless microphone.
Speaker 3: She's bringing in? Guess what we've just discovered? She's coming
Speaker 3: No the kitchen.
Speaker 5: If he claims he discovered it.
Speaker 4: Discovered, guess what Lauren discovered? Ali? Yes, it is an appliance.
Speaker 4: We don't know who she was screaming at me down.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, gracious, it must be good.
Speaker 5: Now this is not spon con. I've never seen this,
Speaker 5: absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Dare I say this would be up there with the
Speaker 3: Ninja slushy?
Speaker 5: Is it an air fry? No, it's a tidy little contraption, Clint.
Speaker 5: And it has a body of ordering and you put
Speaker 5: four eggs in and you just soft boiled.
Speaker 4: It's an automatic poature.
Speaker 5: Have you ever have you ever seen that before?
Speaker 4: Seen frands?
Speaker 5: They'll probably sell out now I should get on Amazon
Speaker 5: and get on.
Speaker 3: We hang on. We havent approached then, ne yet we
Speaker 3: don't have to know.
Speaker 6: Then someone who's left four eggs in there, and Joseph
Speaker 6: was like, well just do these ones.
Speaker 5: So I'm like it could be days old. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: we need to empty it and go again.
Speaker 4: Okay, well empty it and go again.
Speaker 5: It's called the expert.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm now morning, Melbourne. This is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 3: It is just gone sixteen past seven. We're doing thanks
Speaker 3: to our mates at your already Express. Before we get
Speaker 3: to our expert today, the.
Speaker 5: Hater is going to come at me here.
Speaker 4: Probably I think so, but I agree with you.
Speaker 6: Okay, I think the plastic bag bag is good.
Speaker 3: Just want to get out of the gates, and.
Speaker 5: We absolutely need to reduce our plastic.
Speaker 3: I do think some service stations and supermarkets need to
Speaker 3: make their paper bags a little bit more stable.
Speaker 6: Well, you're going to have the plastic reusable. No one's
Speaker 6: reusing the reusable, just making papers.
Speaker 4: The other day. Other day, an employee packed my.
Speaker 5: Bag and sorry, an employee where I was going.
Speaker 4: To say check out chick, But you can't say that
Speaker 4: grocery store, so an employee for safety. As it turns out,
Speaker 4: I said check out chick anyway, and she assured me
Speaker 4: that it wasn't going to break anyway. I turned. They
Speaker 4: know it might have shameful of my pro all over
Speaker 4: the floor in the grocery store. Such a thing, then
Speaker 4: they needed to call service. Ten mop and bucket required.
Speaker 5: That is embarrassing.
Speaker 3: I've had a two liter milk go through the bottom.
Speaker 5: Did she give you another one?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We've got another one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well anyway, has the plastic burn got mad? I'm going
Speaker 6: into this with careful trepidation because I know.
Speaker 5: People will get cross.
Speaker 4: Why are you angry?
Speaker 5: Because now in South Australia, they've done it. They've banned
Speaker 5: the sushi soy fish. Is that what it's called? Soy
Speaker 5: sauce in the fish?
Speaker 4: Now that is a little plastic fish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fine, for we must, but we must come up retreated.
Speaker 6: With a better alternative because if they bring in soy
Speaker 6: sauce in the little foil pack, it's too runny to
Speaker 6: be in a foil pack, it just dribbles out. And
Speaker 6: if they bring in those stupid squeeze packs, they have
Speaker 6: it rolled.
Speaker 4: I will get.
Speaker 5: The Hoiston sauce in this rolled tube and you just
Speaker 5: have to. It's got like a.
Speaker 4: Little it's like a foil type.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Sometimes it's in like the shape of a bottle top.
Speaker 5: You rip and it never rips probably, And what.
Speaker 3: If it was in like you know, the sauce ones
Speaker 3: you get at the bakery.
Speaker 6: I mean we think that why can't you have the fish?
Speaker 4: The fish serves so many purposes shove them writing, Well,
Speaker 4: you can you pierce the sushi and you you know,
Speaker 4: that's what it's meant to be for what the tail
Speaker 4: of the fish the top you.
Speaker 5: Meant that you're not meant to dribble it on the top.
Speaker 4: Squish it in squeeze it. The tail is used.
Speaker 3: For the.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that the tail is used for the
Speaker 4: because you dip the.
Speaker 5: And you smear it on. In the words of le Elliot,
Speaker 5: No not Leib what's the bachelor?
Speaker 4: I think le Elliott singing.
Speaker 5: So you want to keep warning someone.
Speaker 6: Needs to come up with another alternative because if the
Speaker 6: fish are going rip the fish boy, so.
Speaker 4: They bring in it in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: They're in Victoria in South Australia.
Speaker 4: Peter Melanowskis he's the premier there.
Speaker 5: Just like their weather, we copy them, so we'll probably
Speaker 5: copy them.
Speaker 3: I look at stranded turtles called in Monster Chap.
Speaker 5: Don't agree a plastic ban.
Speaker 6: I do think we need to do better. But there's
Speaker 6: got to be a better alternative.
Speaker 4: If you love the plastics soy sauce, bring back the straws.
Speaker 6: Soy sauce does not belong in a foil rip only
Speaker 6: it's too running.
Speaker 3: You think, if we're going to continue this silly little
Speaker 3: path of paper straws, when you hand out milkshakes or
Speaker 3: frozen cokes, you need to hand us three straws. The
Speaker 3: amount of times the movies any straws. There's nothing a
Speaker 3: limp straw and then you sitting there with your face
Speaker 3: in the mos Now.
Speaker 6: No one's the want.
Speaker 4: That common sense prevailed because they had the paper coffee
Speaker 4: lips for a while, which really moist.
Speaker 5: On your like it tasted like can't.
Speaker 4: Now they've gone back to plastic, but.
Speaker 5: Is there no other alternative to plastic?
Speaker 3: The brown someone around the mouthpiece. It was like a
Speaker 3: little brown eye.
Speaker 5: Shocking, shocking. What you're a Sico. I'm just saying, what
Speaker 5: you're a Sico?
Speaker 3: You want to stroy plastic in the ocean, That's absolutely
Speaker 3: It was just all brown around the said, it was
Speaker 3: a little brown eye around the.
Speaker 6: Mouth, around the mouth as well the mouthpiece of the coffee.
Speaker 4: And you kept going back for more and more and more.
Speaker 5: You're a Sico too? What anti nothing? You got nothing
Speaker 5: to say to You're.
Speaker 3: Looking for a famous name, someone who openly pollutes the ocean?
Speaker 3: What do you got?
Speaker 4: Donald Trump? Good morning Melbourne. Let's chat with an expert, The.
Speaker 1: Experts with Jason Lauren, your vessel specialists who specialize in
Speaker 1: very special things.
Speaker 9: Hi, I'm Michaelmayer and I'm an etiquette expert.
Speaker 2: Let's hear from the expert.
Speaker 3: Special people that specialize in really special things. Micah is
Speaker 3: a expert when it comes to etiquette.
Speaker 5: Oh, we all need this every month. Sit up, straight,
Speaker 5: shoulders back to well.
Speaker 3: I will point out we're three minutes late for this chat.
Speaker 3: So that is a bad start, isn't it?
Speaker 5: A good morning?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 6: So when it comes to etiquette, what is it that
Speaker 6: is most important? I suppose etiquette is about manners, but
Speaker 6: also about impressing other people. When is it most important
Speaker 6: that we have our best manners?
Speaker 9: I think, you know, it's whenever you want to show
Speaker 9: respect to someone else, that is when manners really matter.
Speaker 9: So I think people come, you know, people come to
Speaker 9: me at the Plaza Hotel and they're they're terrified, And
Speaker 9: I think it's just about forks and knives and looking
Speaker 9: proper and being proper, But actually it's about showing respect
Speaker 9: and kindness to other people and doing things in a
Speaker 9: way that is respectful to the person sitting next to
Speaker 9: you at a dining table or at a business desk.
Speaker 4: What about a grading?
Speaker 3: Because he is the open situation I always find myself
Speaker 3: in when we have guests come into the studio and
Speaker 3: then you'll say, like the rep that's traveling with them,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, good to see we only say that
Speaker 3: person what once a month? Is that a kiss on
Speaker 3: the cheek?
Speaker 5: Is it as the hen?
Speaker 4: Oh? Okay?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I actually I always follow the lead of
Speaker 9: the VIP in the room. So by the client coming in,
Speaker 9: say it's a celebrity, then I will follow their lead.
Speaker 9: So I won't necessarily stick out my hand to say hello.
Speaker 9: I will wait and if they stick out their ND,
Speaker 9: I'll follow suit. If they lean into kiss me, I'll
Speaker 9: kiss back. And remember if they can see it's right
Speaker 9: cheek to write cheeks, you don't take their nose right
Speaker 9: right cheek.
Speaker 4: Upon a time I kissed Serena Williams ear that's and
Speaker 4: that was not very you.
Speaker 3: Know, I was just gonna say one that's close to
Speaker 3: Laurence heart. Is the end of a meal at a restaurant,
Speaker 3: you know, when it's time to pay? Oh yeah, how
Speaker 3: do you navigate the awkward we splitting the bill?
Speaker 5: Because guilty?
Speaker 6: I just pay so that I don't have to do
Speaker 6: the conversation. I'd rather just pay.
Speaker 2: But like, bye, Lauren, I'm with you.
Speaker 9: I think it's a power play. It's a power move too.
Speaker 9: It's almost like I like it. You know, I think
Speaker 9: I always offer to pay. I think even if I
Speaker 9: think they're going to pay for me, I always offer.
Speaker 9: I think that's the nice thing to do.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 9: It comes off as not being expectant in terms of dating, though,
Speaker 9: I think whoever invites the person chooses a restaurant, it's
Speaker 9: their budget.
Speaker 5: They pay. It's like the host.
Speaker 6: That's a good idea. Whoever, whoever plans it pays.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what about eating? I think eating is where
Speaker 4: it's at when it comes to etiquette.
Speaker 5: Well, it's probably the most basic thing that we all do.
Speaker 4: It is Mum always told me to eat with my
Speaker 4: mouth closed, which is pretty.
Speaker 6: Obvious unless you've got to sign this problem exactly really hard.
Speaker 4: What else? What else do we need to know about eating?
Speaker 9: So I think I think your mom had wonderful advice.
Speaker 9: I think that a couple of things you might not know.
Speaker 9: So think about when you're dining with people, the most
Speaker 9: VIP person at the table, when they are.
Speaker 2: Done, you are done too.
Speaker 5: I do that with the Queen and the king. I've
Speaker 5: seen this.
Speaker 6: Can you not start eating until they start the most
Speaker 6: important person?
Speaker 9: You can't, No, So you wait until the most important
Speaker 9: person starts and then you start and then when they're finished,
Speaker 9: you are finished.
Speaker 6: And that one by your safe jay, because you always
Speaker 6: think you're the most.
Speaker 4: Important person and quick, I've doubled down.
Speaker 5: Everyone else is doomed.
Speaker 6: But what about like knives and full You know, we
Speaker 6: have a lot of kids and families that might listen
Speaker 6: to these when there's lots of knives and forks and
Speaker 6: glasses and plates and kahn.
Speaker 2: Just remember that.
Speaker 9: Okay, So if you're setting a table, the fork goes
Speaker 9: on the left f O R K L E f T.
Speaker 9: Knife has five letters k n I F E r
Speaker 9: I g h T. The knife goes in the right.
Speaker 9: If you add a soup spoon, spoon has five letters,
Speaker 9: so does the word right, the soup spoon goes in
Speaker 9: the right.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 3: So you know it gets us. Yeah, that functions straight.
Speaker 3: Always sit down, and then we go for the bread
Speaker 3: roll of my like is this.
Speaker 5: And the day and your fingers isn't there?
Speaker 9: Yes, if you're a car person, think about B M
Speaker 9: W bread meal, water, wine.
Speaker 5: Coffee tea. Left.
Speaker 4: That's so good?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you want it's good?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 9: And then the other one is exactly as Lauren just said.
Speaker 9: You put your index to your thumb and you make
Speaker 9: a lower kiss B on the left and lyric is
Speaker 9: D on the right, So be for bread, deeper drinks.
Speaker 3: This was us a.
Speaker 6: Function, but I was like, I think you then have
Speaker 6: to cross to be honest exactly.
Speaker 9: And now I teach that to children and CEOs. It's
Speaker 9: kind of in my mind. It's whatever works to help
Speaker 9: it stay in your brain.
Speaker 5: Perfect, b in w. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are chatting with an expert in etiquette this morning, Micro,
Speaker 3: I got one for you. We're sitting down in the restaurant.
Speaker 3: It's an Italian restaurant. Pizza comes out. Is that a
Speaker 3: cutlery or a hand job? Well, actually it's not a
Speaker 3: hand job as in US hands heads.
Speaker 4: Don't do that in the restaurant, not on the fixie.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 9: Well, if it comes and it's a full pizza and
Speaker 9: it's served to you without you know, any kind of slicing,
Speaker 9: then you would pick up a fork and a knife.
Speaker 9: If it's pre slice, you may pick up your the
Speaker 9: piece and eat it with your hands.
Speaker 4: You go slice pizza and.
Speaker 6: You can use your hand sometimes it is okay to
Speaker 6: use your hands. Now, Micah, what about if you are
Speaker 6: invited to somebody's home for lunch or for dinner, taking
Speaker 6: a gift. It's not a birthday, it's just a dinner party.
Speaker 4: Do you take gift?
Speaker 6: Do you take a gift? Do you take a bottle
Speaker 6: of wine? Do you do the value depending on how
Speaker 6: much their house is worth.
Speaker 9: I would say, my whole rulers, I never show up
Speaker 9: empty handed. I think even if it's a really casual
Speaker 9: informal barbecue, you still show up with something and it
Speaker 9: just give you a SMI could just something to say
Speaker 9: thank you for being hosted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 3: I like that final thing. How do you get them
Speaker 3: to open your nice bottle of wine? You know there's
Speaker 3: nothing worse, and you give them the bottle of the
Speaker 3: wine and then they're like, well, I've already opened.
Speaker 5: This one, but it's a gift.
Speaker 6: It's not for you to enjoy. If you take a
Speaker 6: nice bottle of wine, that's a gift.
Speaker 4: I'm asking the experts take two bottles.
Speaker 5: One for them, one for you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I would say, if you gift a bottle, it
Speaker 9: is a gift. So the if really you could say
Speaker 9: you could kind of position and say I brought this.
Speaker 9: I know you were making fish tonight. It goes beautifully
Speaker 9: with what you're preparing. I cannot wait to share this
Speaker 9: with you. You can see something like that, and I
Speaker 9: think it'd be very hard for them to hide that
Speaker 9: one away.
Speaker 3: Well you pop it on the doorstep. I mean, let's go.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 6: The key I've taken from this is BMW spread meal drinks.
Speaker 3: Michael, we really appreciate you talk this morning. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for your time. We appreciate it.
Speaker 5: We'll get there.
Speaker 2: Vin, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: Michaeh. It is just gone eighteen to wait.
Speaker 3: Earlier in your news, Clint, I heard you're talking about
Speaker 3: Isaac Rankin from the Crows. Finally. I'm sorry, but I
Speaker 3: don't understand why it's taken so long. Has finally come
Speaker 3: out and apologized for his actions in the match against Collingwood.
Speaker 2: I want to start by saying, how deeply so I
Speaker 2: am just for what I said. There was no excuse,
Speaker 2: there was wrong, and I.
Speaker 4: Take full responsibility.
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed in myself and I know I've let a
Speaker 2: lot of people down. I want to apologize to anyone
Speaker 2: that I've hurt offended. I understand that word is offensive.
Speaker 4: It's harmful.
Speaker 2: It's hurtful and has no place in that game or
Speaker 2: our society.
Speaker 3: Too little, too late.
Speaker 5: It's interesting the way it's been handled, that's for sure.
Speaker 6: Also, I mean it's they play tomorrow, is that now
Speaker 6: taking the shine off Adelaide's big exactly final at being
Speaker 6: top of the ladder, it's probably one of.
Speaker 4: The biggest games for the year.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, it seems like.
Speaker 4: Who they're playing, So it's it's got all the hallmarks
Speaker 4: of a grudge match, doesn't it? A wish to.
Speaker 6: Jeremy how yesterday and he was saying there is a
Speaker 6: lot of tension between Collingwood and Adelaide.
Speaker 4: The the afl W players were quite aggrieved and fair
Speaker 4: enough to yep, so he made sure. I believe the
Speaker 4: apology is today to the wider club, but also especially
Speaker 4: the AFL player AHLW players, many of whom are are gay,
Speaker 4: and we're quite affronted by that slur which just does
Speaker 4: should not exist on.
Speaker 3: You in that apology.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've only heard it, I haven't seen it,
Speaker 5: and I'm sure he is. I mean I'm not.
Speaker 4: I don't know, do you know what?
Speaker 5: Can't imagine he's feeling good about it.
Speaker 3: He seems embarrassed, embarrassed, maybe not, but embarrassed and also
Speaker 3: something we should have heard two weeks ago.
Speaker 6: To be honest, the whole handling of the whole situation
Speaker 6: has been eight shambles from the beginning to the end.
Speaker 3: Hey, let's stick with sport, but light in the mood. Guys,
Speaker 3: I've joined a new team.
Speaker 4: Why because you're inspired by what you did at the weekend.
Speaker 4: Different sport though, what are you playing frisbee?
Speaker 5: Or this is my guess.
Speaker 4: I'm branching out.
Speaker 5: I'll introduce you your team or someone else's.
Speaker 3: I'm joining their team. That's good for you as they
Speaker 3: head to the grand final. I'll run you through it next.
Speaker 4: This is Nova. Good morning.
Speaker 3: I got a call from made him on the other day,
Speaker 3: said he saw me on the footy field and wanted
Speaker 3: to offer me a spot in his sporting team. I
Speaker 3: just heard you talking. He was so impressed. No, just
Speaker 3: because he knew how bad it was on the footing.
Speaker 5: Like a redemption story. Yeah is it dance? Was my guess?
Speaker 3: Or it's not dark talk.
Speaker 4: By the way, if anyone hasn't seen it, go to
Speaker 4: the socials the Instagram page because those the fancy feet
Speaker 4: on you like the little.
Speaker 5: Was quite extraored.
Speaker 4: Something to behold like a child on Instagram. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: the bruise.
Speaker 5: How did you get a bruise when you didn't get
Speaker 5: anywhere near?
Speaker 3: I think I fell over in the car park leaving him.
Speaker 6: The dance foot talk dropped his frank green water bottle
Speaker 6: on his knee in the warm up.
Speaker 3: A feeling that metal. So I've joined a new team.
Speaker 3: Instant called me my mate.
Speaker 5: If you got another uniform?
Speaker 6: Talking about your one made Instant again he's taken not
Speaker 6: off the show today, Instant Now Instant's brother is hot
Speaker 6: Kegan and Dad.
Speaker 5: Plan is done.
Speaker 3: Guys have joined.
Speaker 4: Oh the Swingers Club?
Speaker 5: What's the swingers?
Speaker 4: Is this golf?
Speaker 5: No, that's no just golf.
Speaker 4: It is a golf, indoor golf. It's it's ex golf.
Speaker 4: It's indoor golf.
Speaker 5: You had these indoor golfers on the Today Show. Something
Speaker 5: that that's practice. No no, no, that's not a sport.
Speaker 4: No it's indoor golf.
Speaker 5: No that's practice.
Speaker 4: No no, no, that's competition.
Speaker 5: Particulous.
Speaker 4: We got hoodies where the Swingers Club?
Speaker 5: Okay, and we're got a nice hoodie's plush.
Speaker 3: It's lovely.
Speaker 4: And where are you.
Speaker 6: People walking around the Swingers club. Well, if you look,
Speaker 6: stop saying you haven't even played yet.
Speaker 3: No, but I do wear the jump out.
Speaker 4: Sorry is it a two man team?
Speaker 10: And no?
Speaker 3: No, So that apparently there's he doesn't know.
Speaker 5: He's never mean.
Speaker 3: We Well, they said there's a couple of us in
Speaker 3: the team. I reckon you should join. Where the bad
Speaker 3: bit is?
Speaker 4: Is there?
Speaker 3: About to heading to the Grand Final?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, this is another lie. There is no
Speaker 5: way he has asked you to join the team before
Speaker 5: the grand Final.
Speaker 3: He has asked me to nimmering. He's asked me to
Speaker 3: join the Swingers. He said, come around the final.
Speaker 5: There's no way you're being invited to play in the
Speaker 5: grand final.
Speaker 4: And you've never played well the finals heading into the ground,
Speaker 4: let's changed changed. Okay, So how much golf do you play?
Speaker 5: He talks about it a lot, but he's never actually been.
Speaker 3: I've done three rounds. I played once up at Hamilton
Speaker 3: Island in Queenslandland or whatever, a golf course just on
Speaker 3: an island through forty five.
Speaker 4: Yeah it happened. What year is that eighty three?
Speaker 5: You're not being asked to play final as indog I'm
Speaker 5: saying it indoor golf is not a real sport.
Speaker 4: It's oh, how dig it's not how we are at
Speaker 4: you know what it is.
Speaker 5: You are not and you're not.
Speaker 4: Stop saying it's an adaptation of a real sport. Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: I've got a question. Question why.
Speaker 3: Well I liked the hoodie? Like the club name, the
Speaker 3: merch Do.
Speaker 4: You have to buy clubs?
Speaker 5: What's the club name?
Speaker 4: Do you use real clubs?
Speaker 3: You use real clubs.
Speaker 5: Yes, those little greens like the ones people have in their.
Speaker 4: Offices where it shoots the ball back at you if
Speaker 4: you get the.
Speaker 6: What are you doing hitting it into a screen or
Speaker 6: something and drinking? No, top golf is at least in
Speaker 6: a driving range.
Speaker 3: Outside top golfs outside that's way too hard.
Speaker 5: So what you just stand in and off in what.
Speaker 3: Like a simulator? It's indoor golf.
Speaker 5: You don't take one step. No, it's his kind of game.
Speaker 3: And you're the same spot, No need for a caddy,
Speaker 3: the standard, same spot the whole time, eighteen holes.
Speaker 4: Easy.
Speaker 5: What you just moved from the couch to the tee
Speaker 5: when it's your turn, it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then from the tea back to the couch. There
Speaker 3: is movement and athletic thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Now that's quite is quite social, by the way the
Speaker 4: ex goal it is. It's really social. No doubt they'll
Speaker 4: get blind. Oh you drink as.
Speaker 3: Well well, you part from going from the couch to
Speaker 3: the tea, the tea to the couch. An athlete thirteen
Speaker 3: and twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 5: When's the grand final place? Because we'll come. When is it?
Speaker 5: If you're in it a couple of weeks? What date?
Speaker 3: I will get the date? I know you're finding holes
Speaker 3: in the story, I will get the date, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to keep those holes in this, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: more than on the golf course.
Speaker 4: Thirdey and twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: He's not playing ho what's your team name?
Speaker 3: Where the swingers club?
Speaker 5: Swingers club? You can't say we if you haven't even
Speaker 5: gone to is there training?
Speaker 3: Well I've been invited to a swingers club, So there
Speaker 3: we go.
Speaker 4: We had a mixed netball team independent of our team,
Speaker 4: which was called the Wags Lauren because lots of wags playing.
Speaker 4: We had one called Who's Got the Bibs?
Speaker 3: Oh that's good, that's good. Yeah. I love trivia names
Speaker 3: as well. Trivia team names are always good.
Speaker 6: And you know what whenever you play pub trivia and
Speaker 6: you finally name your team, and then you hear everyone
Speaker 6: else's names and you're like, oh, we should have tried hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're so proud of it. Two you and
Speaker 4: they're very good.
Speaker 5: See what they did there, they're regular.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: In return, I've got four hundred dollars Specsavers vouchers, so
Speaker 3: you can go and get a pair of Specsavers frames
Speaker 3: with any Linz option. Otherwise you can get yourself some Sunnies.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. What's your team name, Melbourne? Give
Speaker 3: us a call letting over. We're talking team names. I've
Speaker 3: just joined the Swingers Club, which.
Speaker 5: Is an indoor golf practice team.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll go with it. It is not a indoor
Speaker 3: golf practice team.
Speaker 5: Different goal.
Speaker 6: People from indoor golf places are sliding into my DMS.
Speaker 4: Ah, you're copying today, I'm not coping.
Speaker 5: They're saying, we'll send you some gear. You might want
Speaker 5: to get into it. Maybe we should start a team,
Speaker 5: a rival team, and we can.
Speaker 4: Straight to the Grand Final.
Speaker 5: Two from you can go up against us Swingers Timeless
Speaker 5: Luxury from course to club. Oh no, this is a
Speaker 5: golf club glove place. Do you wear gloves when you
Speaker 5: play indoor golf? Just one your pen?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: What hand?
Speaker 4: Left or right?
Speaker 5: He wouldn't know. He hasn't played yet.
Speaker 4: Right. Oh, that was such a bib. You have no idea,
Speaker 4: Sarah and Richmond Ciddy Ripkins.
Speaker 5: He's got to call up for the grand Fire.
Speaker 4: And what's your team name? Hi?
Speaker 11: I played basketball in an all mom's team. Yep, and
Speaker 11: we're called Hoops. I did it again?
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good.
Speaker 6: Well, my brother is in a in a bond and
Speaker 6: they're all dad They used to play the guitar and instruments.
Speaker 5: How's he going now? They're all dad's.
Speaker 6: I think they play once a month or something. They've
Speaker 6: got like forty five children between the band, and they're
Speaker 6: called the Formula.
Speaker 3: That's formula.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 5: It's Saturday nights and I consist of baby before.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a basketball team that I know made
Speaker 4: up of dads and they've all got young children. They're
Speaker 4: called the Dribblers.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 4: Catherine and Sunbury, what's brought? What's your team name?
Speaker 9: Her team?
Speaker 11: I used to play in indoor beach volleyball and my
Speaker 11: team was called the standy crack co what the sandy
Speaker 11: crack crack?
Speaker 6: There used to be that great indoor beach volleyball place
Speaker 6: in life. I reckon it was in like Doncaster or something.
Speaker 6: My birthday party there once.
Speaker 5: It was awesome.
Speaker 3: It was huge when I was growing up in Queens
Speaker 3: and I remember I was just playing Monday nights outside
Speaker 3: sun Stadium.
Speaker 5: That's because that was outdoor. Though in Victoria we have
Speaker 5: to have indoor.
Speaker 4: But that's because in the year two thousand, remember we
Speaker 4: won gold in the beach volleyball.
Speaker 5: That's right, Cook Kerry Kerry pop.
Speaker 4: They inspired a nation, that's right.
Speaker 5: That's why I had an indoor beach volleyball party.
Speaker 4: Maybe ash in by North Good morning, Hi guys. What's
Speaker 4: the sport's name.
Speaker 12: My husband does the same as you jo well, but
Speaker 12: he actually plays at the moment he does the indoor goal.
Speaker 12: And they're called into put.
Speaker 4: Stuff into puts stuff into pot stuff.
Speaker 5: I don't get it. Puts stuff, put.
Speaker 4: Stuff into put stuff? Are we missing something? Into stuff
Speaker 4: into put stuff?
Speaker 11: You guys started the naughty talk earlier, so.
Speaker 8: I thought they were funny.
Speaker 4: Do we need a diagram?
Speaker 5: Would you would you call indoor golfer sport.
Speaker 4: Yes, product out the house producer, what she into put stuff.
Speaker 2: I think what she's referring to is if you were
Speaker 2: to take the p out of put and replace it
Speaker 2: with a B from but.
Speaker 5: Oh oh that's a long berg.
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Speaker 5: got planning though there. It's true because tickets are hard
Speaker 5: to get. When'd they go on sale?
Speaker 3: They go on sale twelve pm astray in Eastern Standard
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Speaker 5: Oh, next week, this very day, next week.
Speaker 3: But t you've got yourself tickets to the F one
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Speaker 5: Oh my congrats, no, congrats on like it. You made it.
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Speaker 2: How many legs does a lobster have?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 10: Two?
Speaker 12: One? A?
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Speaker 5: legs and two pinches pinchers the little are they called pincers?
Speaker 5: Their pincers? Aren't they they called pinchers?
Speaker 4: No, pincers, pinchers, They're called pincers.
Speaker 5: They're pincers, I'm sure of it. Yeah, they're called pincers.
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Speaker 5: Amazing two new things today, three.
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Speaker 6: Head legs and I could have sworn they were called pinches,
Speaker 6: little pinchies.
Speaker 5: Pincies, the pincers, pinches.
Speaker 3: Have they arrived.
Speaker 5: I've got to pick them up today. Ja, I've ordered
Speaker 5: something that I'm.
Speaker 4: So excited about ever since you told me.
Speaker 5: I haven't stopped thinking about I got when I was away.
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Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne, nineteen past day. This is number one hundred.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren but Donna
Speaker 3: thanks to Shell Ready Rests.
Speaker 5: I am just YM's Spring guys, Sprung. I have been
Speaker 5: doing a spring clean. I started style. I actually sort
Speaker 5: of started pre spring.
Speaker 6: And I've started with the kitchen because you know what,
Speaker 6: I'm sick of tupe away with lids that don't match.
Speaker 6: I know now I've got them all matching. They're all
Speaker 6: piled up together. The lids are all on the side.
Speaker 5: Of the draw.
Speaker 3: Have you got that pizzas last tup of week?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know. I don't need, do you know?
Speaker 9: For me?
Speaker 5: It's my pots and pants.
Speaker 4: They're a mess.
Speaker 5: That's today's job. I was online last night. I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's this thing called our place or my place and
Speaker 5: they look so boogie and I'm like, I need that.
Speaker 4: They're very hard to stack.
Speaker 5: Well these ones, think.
Speaker 4: No, no, we bought this like metal stack of the draw.
Speaker 4: So then what about the pot? Do you have pots
Speaker 4: going Friday?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like that?
Speaker 4: What are those dolls like the Russian dolls.
Speaker 6: I saw these ones that come with on the handle.
Speaker 6: They've got like a spoon on it, so each pot
Speaker 6: has its own spoon that can sline in.
Speaker 5: That's hand.
Speaker 4: I just think wherever you can find a gap. And
Speaker 4: if the door closers see.
Speaker 6: Our pot, draw is a headache, shocking, and then you
Speaker 6: try and get one out from and then the lid and.
Speaker 4: Then you try and find the lid for it, and
Speaker 4: you fight a small lid.
Speaker 5: So that's big pot.
Speaker 6: And I haven't got to that yet, got to the
Speaker 6: new pots. But what I did by the other day,
Speaker 6: I threw out all of our something and I bought
Speaker 6: something new, steak.
Speaker 4: Knives because we all bought the same steak knives recently,
Speaker 4: knife knife wet the.
Speaker 3: Same knife block and it was a free knife block
Speaker 3: because we all bought the pots and pans collection to
Speaker 3: which don't fit in the pots.
Speaker 6: And pansy were They weren't that expensive, so we were thrilled. Anyway,
Speaker 6: they've done. Their dush pots are another story. So I've
Speaker 6: gone and bought.
Speaker 4: Ten beautiful So what did you use pre steak.
Speaker 6: We had steak knives and with the wooden handle, but
Speaker 6: they've just it was time for them to go on you.
Speaker 6: They were sitting you know what, they were sitting in
Speaker 6: like a kind of like a jar with no lid,
Speaker 6: like it, I don't even know what you call it,
Speaker 6: like it.
Speaker 5: Canister, like a canister. They were just sitting in there.
Speaker 5: I hated them. I didn't like pulling them out, and
Speaker 5: we'd guessing you lose.
Speaker 3: One or two, so they eve only got four and
Speaker 3: then you got two other ones that.
Speaker 5: Actually I might have bought twelve, might have been two cents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 5: I don't know them.
Speaker 3: I just I just normal knife, like a button knife,
Speaker 3: just animal, just a normal knife.
Speaker 4: But you don't need a splade.
Speaker 5: You don't entertain it.
Speaker 4: Your house really how good as blades?
Speaker 5: Your house is your house.
Speaker 4: My house in the middle of the street, his house.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the song. No, you don't really entertain it
Speaker 6: like your friend and I've been to your house.
Speaker 5: What once?
Speaker 6: Maybe I entertained you with a button k Now I'm
Speaker 6: good things because you come to my house, don't do
Speaker 6: people are always at our house. Paul loves having barbecues.
Speaker 6: He loves cooking a good steak. We love having a
Speaker 6: steak night so I've ordered the new steak Knights and
Speaker 6: they've arrived, They've gone to the post office. I wonder
Speaker 6: if you need a signature for them. You know, a
Speaker 6: knife situation at the moment. I mean, I'm not chopping.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know meat and wine coat. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The restaurant, there's one yeah, yeah, yeah, and there's one
Speaker 3: in the city.
Speaker 5: It's run on the Knick Crown.
Speaker 3: I think I said my own knife there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can. You can do that. Excuse me.
Speaker 4: They have a cabinet with Jason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, regularly for regulars, and when you booked online, they
Speaker 3: check the booking and then they would get your knife
Speaker 3: out of the cabinet and then have it on the table.
Speaker 5: I think you had to pay like one hundred bucks
Speaker 5: up front or something to have your own knife once.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have your own bib as well.
Speaker 5: Have you ever heard of that? Some state restaurants do that,
Speaker 5: he graved. Wow.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm not putting your name on a knife at
Speaker 6: my house. They will be shared steak knives. Maybe I
Speaker 6: should get paul a boss steak nice.
Speaker 3: Take it down to mister minute, get PAULI.
Speaker 5: See.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm so excited and I have a feeling the
Speaker 6: next time people come to my house we have a barbecue.
Speaker 5: Every single person's going to comment that these knives are hot.
Speaker 3: So here's what we want to ask.
Speaker 5: It's hot going to someone's house and they've got good knives,
Speaker 5: it's hot.
Speaker 3: I think a nice table sitting hot. You know when
Speaker 3: like all the plates and the napkins are.
Speaker 6: Well see we're now, you know, wear a fabric napkin household.
Speaker 6: And people still get raddled, like do you have paper towel?
Speaker 6: I'm like, no, we do fab like proper, absolutely not,
Speaker 6: isn't it Well they don't because they're adult. They get
Speaker 6: up and get a tissue clint.
Speaker 4: Even then you put like the napkins in with your clothes.
Speaker 5: You do it. You just desated napkin wash. You can
Speaker 5: go with the tea towels.
Speaker 4: I've got a question question, do you have that's hot?
Speaker 5: Do you have napkin rings?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But I pull them out on very rare especially I
Speaker 5: just rip.
Speaker 4: Off a couple of sheets paved tail, yes, I see.
Speaker 5: Next, but you're eating steak with a butter. I just
Speaker 5: wipe it on my clothes pants. That's not hot.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: People who blow their nose in the napkins, ash.
Speaker 4: The table shocking? What's hot that shouldn't be?
Speaker 6: A good steak knife when you cut through that meat
Speaker 6: like just glides through hot, that's what's hot.
Speaker 5: Thirteen Probably shouldn't be. It might be a bit psychotic
Speaker 5: the way I enjoy.
Speaker 3: Cutting thirteen twenty. In return, I got four hundred dollars
Speaker 3: vouchers for Specsavers, so you can go and get some
Speaker 3: new lenses, frames or some sonnies. What's hot that shouldn't be?
Speaker 5: What do you think is hot that shouldn't be?
Speaker 4: Parking gets me going reverse parking.
Speaker 6: As I live and breathe, I said at the start
Speaker 6: of his break, I'm going to write down what I
Speaker 6: bet Jay says he's hot because he's a creature of
Speaker 6: habit and I've written chicks who can reverse pass.
Speaker 3: You must not be getting much because that's what you're
Speaker 3: getting a lot of nose in parks at the moment.
Speaker 4: That's why it takes you so long to get home,
Speaker 4: because you just watch people parallel car.
Speaker 5: It is quite cool when you're I.
Speaker 3: Just pull up on some killed the road and go
Speaker 3: here's twenty minutes and they just swing it in. Oh,
Speaker 3: how you go that ain't gonna fit and oh they get.
Speaker 4: It in somehow.
Speaker 5: They just it's the confidence and there's no room to budge.
Speaker 5: I watch the reverse park you hit the pole in
Speaker 5: the building. Every morning that ain't hot.
Speaker 3: Still to come this morning our sixty K grocery giveaway
Speaker 3: your chance to win thousands in groceries. We're going to
Speaker 3: do that closer than nine this morning, So stay listening.
Speaker 3: Sometime in the next twenty minutes you will hear the
Speaker 3: Corls deliver more truck driver to you to call. And
Speaker 3: when they do, that's when you give us a ring.
Speaker 3: Say moment at the moment, we're talking what's hot that
Speaker 3: shouldn't be? Now, that's right, Lauren, you've said that steak
Speaker 3: knives hot.
Speaker 4: Steak knife Jay said before you the song that a
Speaker 4: nicely cleaned carp or smelling beautiful clean house to yourself.
Speaker 4: Probably with the car thing, a steering wheel can be
Speaker 4: quite slippery off from the arm.
Speaker 6: Getting in someone else's car is very attractive when their
Speaker 6: car is oh yes, you're like, you've got your life
Speaker 6: to get yes now.
Speaker 4: I spend a lot of time on the road between
Speaker 4: Sydney and Melbourne on weekends and when I check into
Speaker 4: a hotel. There's nothing hotter than a bed that isn't
Speaker 4: the two beds put together.
Speaker 5: It's a single.
Speaker 3: No joint.
Speaker 5: You want a single bed?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, he's saying, like, because what
Speaker 4: they normally do is.
Speaker 3: Put the two beds together, and all of a sudden
Speaker 3: you wake up and you're in the crack.
Speaker 4: And if you if you are sleeping in a ashes
Speaker 4: king bed with no crack in the middle, it.
Speaker 5: Is so hot, so beautiful.
Speaker 6: Sheets is hot too, like sheets that are so so
Speaker 6: soff they're almost silky.
Speaker 5: You know. It just really gets me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and actually got me going it your place, like.
Speaker 5: Oh whoa.
Speaker 3: Water pressure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's good water, good water pressure in a shower.
Speaker 6: Now, I'd like to point out we went we were
Speaker 6: not He was not in my shower, No no, no,
Speaker 6: was in there in the spare room.
Speaker 5: Because we were going was your shower?
Speaker 3: Was in your shower?
Speaker 5: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: You went in there?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Not there. In fact, I probably left the premises even
Speaker 6: at the thought of you being nude in my house.
Speaker 3: You made me share in the wits.
Speaker 5: I would have gone to another suburb and I was
Speaker 5: going to pop out for an hour be back soon.
Speaker 4: There's nothing less sexy than waiting for the water to
Speaker 4: turn hot, and you're standing there in the new just
Speaker 4: putting your little hand.
Speaker 6: You always turn the water on and then you get undressed.
Speaker 6: Let it I find very hot and attractive.
Speaker 5: Talk to me, and it's women's hands with beautiful manicures.
Speaker 5: I'm like, that's good.
Speaker 3: We don't even notice them.
Speaker 5: That's beautiful. I wonder I think women do that. I
Speaker 5: think we do it for women. We don't do it
Speaker 5: for blocks. All said to me, your manicure is hot.
Speaker 5: I feel like, all right, freck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you sit on?
Speaker 5: Long nails? Mid length?
Speaker 3: Long twenty nails with.
Speaker 5: Gems on them?
Speaker 4: Not hot?
Speaker 5: It's not for me, But some people like that.
Speaker 4: I don't get that.
Speaker 5: No, I'm too uncoordinated to have something in their names.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's called nailor.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get back to the hot start twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: What's hot that shouldn't be? Let's fly through these.
Speaker 5: Eight went in sky? Good morning? What is hot that
Speaker 5: perhaps shouldn't be?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Chrystograph edge, Oh oh, just down the whipper snipper down
Speaker 3: the side joins the concrete ye.
Speaker 12: Specifically, the video of watching them.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I couldn't agree more. I got those
Speaker 5: in my algorithm for a while.
Speaker 3: You know, the guy that goes around in most people's
Speaker 3: lawns for free.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the pressure washing video is pretty hot.
Speaker 6: So actually I got a thing in my letter box
Speaker 6: yesterday from someone who is a pressure washer, and I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, I get him over just like a
Speaker 6: water from the window.
Speaker 5: Not him, but the car cleaned.
Speaker 3: You said him.
Speaker 5: You said I I'll watch from the window. I thought
Speaker 5: I didn't. Definitely didn't one hundred thousand percent. I did not.
Speaker 5: I chose my words very carefully because it's not the
Speaker 5: man doing at the top, it's the actual pressure grime
Speaker 5: coming off that's hot.
Speaker 3: I got some Algaie down the side of our heads. No,
Speaker 3: no number, no, no, I've got police, I've got my
Speaker 3: own water pressure.
Speaker 5: You are the only person that could make pressure washing
Speaker 5: not hot.
Speaker 4: Can you get a catcher?
Speaker 3: I've got one that clips on the wall so it's
Speaker 3: like a retractable hose. Yeah, I see Algie. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten is out number. What's hot? That shouldn't be there.
Speaker 5: Is calling us from Oh no, sorry Eliza from Dingley morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning, what's hot?
Speaker 8: I reckon As a nurse, when.
Speaker 12: You walk into the patient's room and the doctor's doing
Speaker 12: some of your nursing jobs for you, it's hot as.
Speaker 5: Getting his hands dirty and helping out.
Speaker 3: What about when the patient's in that gown with their
Speaker 3: little ass hanging out the back?
Speaker 4: Not hot?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Jay? Sorry?
Speaker 4: What about a doctor that runs on time?
Speaker 5: That's hot?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't it? Or really no, that's annoying because I'm
Speaker 5: never there early early, I'm not hot. It's annoying. Come
Speaker 5: over at two o'clock and they get a quarter to two,
Speaker 5: I'm like still in the shower.
Speaker 4: Sarah, what's right?
Speaker 3: That shouldn't be?
Speaker 11: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Love the show.
Speaker 11: Thanks to Sarah backing, I can easily back the Malibu
Speaker 11: boat down the boat ramp with wakeboards on top, the
Speaker 11: whole bit. And how do I get being a sixty
Speaker 11: year old.
Speaker 5: Woman Jason hot?
Speaker 9: Sorry?
Speaker 5: I was just getting Jason's review of that heap that
Speaker 5: would get him going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sarah, if you're doing anything on the weekend, you
Speaker 3: want to come down a moutiolic boat ramp, watch me
Speaker 3: back one in.
Speaker 11: Okay, not trouble at all, I reckon.
Speaker 6: Sarah would absolutely have you covered that apartment really.
Speaker 4: Also, she didn't sound convincing about the answer. Do you
Speaker 4: think she'd be able to go better on a boat
Speaker 4: round than me? What about Paul?
Speaker 6: I think I think if we were there watching you,
Speaker 6: I feel like you'd panic morning. I feel like you
Speaker 6: could do it when no one was watching me, if
Speaker 6: you had an audience.
Speaker 4: It's enough to go right right, poorly, good morning?
Speaker 9: Morning?
Speaker 4: Were good boy?
Speaker 5: What's hot?
Speaker 9: We're great?
Speaker 7: Just lining up from the clean cars and stuff. Super
Speaker 7: hot And it doesn't matter what gender they are and
Speaker 7: what your cup of tea is.
Speaker 3: Someone's someone's ability to back anything, especially a trailer. Oh no,
Speaker 3: it's not only super useful, but you've got to respect it.
Speaker 3: Respect discuss they're right, so good, Yeah, trailer trailer driving.
Speaker 3: There's something about it the gender. Yeah, what are you.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Robin finished things up for us and bright Nist on
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten. What's hot that shouldn't be?
Speaker 8: Hi, guys, So I'm a professional organizer.
Speaker 7: So what's hot for me is when a storage hub
Speaker 7: it's just perfect in the space.
Speaker 9: I wanted in.
Speaker 5: They lined up.
Speaker 4: Sorry, you're a professional organizer, I am, Robin.
Speaker 6: I think i'm your arch nemesis. We could I could
Speaker 6: be No, we could be mates. Batman and Robin their friends.
Speaker 5: They were What are you doing this afternoon?
Speaker 4: Robin? Oh, I've got the she organizes kitchen.
Speaker 3: It's not live, sorry clean.
Speaker 5: I would love you to come and organize, help me organized.
Speaker 5: What do you want to organized? Robin? Are you doing kitchens, laundries, bedroom?
Speaker 4: Everything?
Speaker 9: If you can organize it, I can do it.
Speaker 5: What's yours? I give you business a shout out? Are
Speaker 5: you sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Mess?
Speaker 5: Organizing?
Speaker 6: What what is it?
Speaker 2: Bless this mess?
Speaker 8: Organizing?
Speaker 2: Bless this mess?
Speaker 3: Instagram they do, I've seen them online before you. I
Speaker 3: almost put them.
Speaker 5: Why didn't you?
Speaker 4: We were moving So I looked at that, like, why
Speaker 4: are you calling?
Speaker 3: I know I need to call you.
Speaker 4: I need to call you.
Speaker 5: This got plenty of mess and if you want to
Speaker 5: bless it, I'm not kidding it.
Speaker 10: J More.
Speaker 4: It is just gone nineteen tonight.
Speaker 3: This is Noverals tomorrow night, the Crows against the Pas.
Speaker 5: Wow, what a game that's going to be. I think
Speaker 5: that it is going to be fiery. I think it's
Speaker 5: going to be tough. The Crows and Collingwood have quite
Speaker 5: a rivalry, but they're always very close.
Speaker 3: Matches, plus Isaac ranking back in the news.
Speaker 5: I reckon the Pares are going to have them covered for.
Speaker 3: Him to come out and do the apology weeks after
Speaker 3: the incident happened, and like you flagged.
Speaker 5: On the eve of their of their finals campaign.
Speaker 3: Exactly, that's going to rattle Adelaide and something at some point.
Speaker 3: I should have done it three weeks ago when he
Speaker 3: did something. Possibly Coxy back in the side too, which
Speaker 3: would be good.
Speaker 4: We need him.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, Mason Cox could be heading back in.
Speaker 3: They haven't fully announced the team, but that is the
Speaker 3: talk I heard in Clint's news. You really don't just
Speaker 3: you chune out me.
Speaker 5: Because then you repeat it right now. Anyways, everyone else
Speaker 5: was hey.
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Speaker 8: I'm going out this morning with my sister for a
Speaker 8: coffee and then having lunch with my dad.
Speaker 4: I love that.
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Speaker 4: Yourself.
Speaker 5: Enjoy a.
Speaker 4: Cinnamon scroll or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god the other day.
Speaker 6: No, wait, not the ones that they have at Lamana
Speaker 6: and Sons on a weekend. At the moment, they can
Speaker 6: only get them on Saturday.
Speaker 5: They're a brand. I don't know they're not and they
Speaker 5: come and just serve them on a weekend. I'm kidding me.
Speaker 4: I reckon se Well, there's some Sebby scroll No North Road.
Speaker 5: This is my plug.
Speaker 4: Street in Richmond. There's a place called Heart and they
Speaker 4: do the most like fresh out of the oven with
Speaker 4: that funny little white sauce which looks amazing. Have they
Speaker 4: been delivered from Sebbi No, you don't know that they
Speaker 4: make them. They've got big ovens. Let's have a look.
Speaker 4: No nobby scroll.
Speaker 6: Okay, so it turns out these are Lamana and Sons
Speaker 6: who knew everyone was doing Cinnamons.
Speaker 4: The line up down North Road is on a ks.
Speaker 4: We need to scroll off. Yeah, she'll get a Lamana,
Speaker 4: you get your Sebbi's and I'll get my scroll. It's
Speaker 4: a deal. It's a scroll off sebbis.
Speaker 5: Just like a scroll off a person.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's this bloke. It started the shop during COVID
Speaker 3: and now it's got a line up down North Road
Speaker 3: every day. I think they're about to open one and
Speaker 3: some Kilda. But it's like a cream cheese frosting on top.
Speaker 5: I'll back my my friends at Heart and I'm going
Speaker 5: to back in my friends at Lamana and.
Speaker 4: Son scroll off tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Are we special Lamington Cinnamon?
Speaker 3: Let me check.
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Speaker 6: They posted three days ago second refreshmold, perfect Sunday treats.
Speaker 5: They must be there this weekend life.
Speaker 3: Oh well, hang on, So they made them a few
Speaker 3: days ago their weekend job place no third place, Sebbe's
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Speaker 5: Yeah, because oh no, this was on Sunday. What day
Speaker 5: they post?
Speaker 4: So then on Sunday Sunday with scroll Day and.
Speaker 5: This Sunday is Father's Day. I could get scrolls for
Speaker 5: Father's Day. Father's Day is on Sunday. You got it.
Speaker 4: Somber. What a banger.
Speaker 11: God.
Speaker 5: I love Somber, so do I.
Speaker 4: And Somber is one person omb we got sent the hats.
Speaker 4: Got a Somber hat, did you? Yeah? And a top bag?
Speaker 5: You got one too?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
Speaker 5: I think you did?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did?
Speaker 4: Like that.
Speaker 5: I hate it when you do that.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 5: I didn't you? Did you? Just have an open clin It's.
Speaker 3: Got a hat here too.
Speaker 4: Yes, Somber, he's so hot right now.
Speaker 5: Doesn't like you obviously, or a top bag.
Speaker 7: Thank you for being that.
Speaker 4: I get down here. Thanks for joining us today. She's
Speaker 4: been a fun one.
Speaker 5: Melbourne looks quite nice out there this morning because the.
Speaker 3: Weather bureau said would be bad. She is an absolute
Speaker 3: ripper out there today. So get out and joy. It's
Speaker 3: what he goes up to.
Speaker 5: Ah, I'm going to the dream. I started with a
Speaker 5: new personal trainer. She's very good, but she is scary.
Speaker 3: How do you go breaking up with the other one.
Speaker 5: I just moved from one place to another. It was
Speaker 5: a location issue.
Speaker 3: I've just moved Barbers.
Speaker 6: I'm chaining hairdressers as I was a woman. I don't
Speaker 6: know if it's as hard as a man.
Speaker 5: It's like a it's like a breakup.
Speaker 3: Well, this one's This one's even more tricky because it's
Speaker 3: a barber from the same company but a different cellary.
Speaker 5: They're not allowed to do that. Well, you're not allowed
Speaker 5: to take their customers, like I'm.
Speaker 3: Hooking up with his brother.
Speaker 4: Hang on, wait, so so same business and the barber chain.
Speaker 3: I go to have just opened up one here in
Speaker 3: South Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Oh so he hasn't gone to a different chaining.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no, so same family, different So
Speaker 3: you're going to the barber further away from home. Well
Speaker 3: it's right near work.
Speaker 5: You're supporting the business, not the barber.
Speaker 3: There you go, Lauren, that's the way help makes franchise job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just you know, when the minute when you're running
Speaker 3: to the old barber and they're like, oh your here's
Speaker 3: freshly cup.
Speaker 5: What we're talking about, when do you run into your barber?
Speaker 3: You just never know?
Speaker 4: Could I mate, Oh you're here.
Speaker 5: I didn't do it. I'm just trying to think of
Speaker 5: the places.
Speaker 4: That you have a great day. Are you doing Lauren, today.
Speaker 6: My addresses on holidays, actually going to treat this conversation.
Speaker 5: Could you not wander by the music? That's fine, we
Speaker 5: can talk about music. You see the sweet tones of
Speaker 5: our voice. If I was going to cheat, this be
Speaker 5: the week to do it. She's away, but I shan't
Speaker 5: be doing Imagine if you run into her somewhere. Oh,
Speaker 5: she's in Greece, so that's unlikely.
Speaker 4: You never know, You never know, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good following them on the socials.
Speaker 7: Yeah,