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Speaker 1: The best story. All right, you get how this works. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to serve up a topic today which got

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Speaker 1: passed to me last week. Says it's the old appendix. Well,

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Speaker 1: you said, pick a topic. Yeah, that was the best

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Speaker 1: that came into my head. So what have you got?

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Speaker 1: Last week? I gave you the golf story and then

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Speaker 1: you had twenty four hours to better that story. This

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Speaker 1: is the thing problem. You pump it up and say

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Speaker 1: it's the best story ever. And we were really let

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Speaker 1: down with your golf story last It was like a

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Speaker 1: pretty good story. You just had to appreciate it, and

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Speaker 1: the storytelling and the delivery was probably a ten out

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Speaker 1: of ten. This story says, is about the Second World

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Speaker 1: War bloke by the name of Robert Kerr. If anybody

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Speaker 1: wants to get some jokes on why, All right, we

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Speaker 1: move on from that. So rob he was in the

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Speaker 1: Philippines during the war and he was actually captured twice.

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Speaker 1: First time escaped, second time escaped. Amazing, right, how many

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Speaker 1: lives has this cat got? And he was just getting away,

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Speaker 1: getting getting around through jungle, trying to get out, swimming

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Speaker 1: through swamps with snakes and spiders and tigers. Anyway, he

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Speaker 1: got to the Philippine Second World War. What in the

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Speaker 1: Philippine in the jungle, maybe a Bengal Bengali tiger very

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Speaker 1: popular in the area. Average fifty three people go missing

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Speaker 1: every year and they blow in the military sniper. I

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Speaker 1: didn't let a tiger get him. I never said a

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Speaker 1: tiger got him. I said, these are the dangers of

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Speaker 1: him getting around the jungle. Yeah, yeah, if the topic

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Speaker 1: was tiger, yeah, sure, next week, but that's not where

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Speaker 1: I'm going. Was he on tiger woods anyway? So he's

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Speaker 1: found himself and all of a sudden he's ruptured his appendix.

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Speaker 1: He knew exactly what it was. Say that was the

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Speaker 1: way that he was going to go out. He's in

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Speaker 1: a war, so what he did he didn't have an

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Speaker 1: emergency room full of nurses and doctors to take care

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Speaker 1: of him. So in the middle of the jungle, he

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Speaker 1: had a mirror and a knife, and he had done

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Speaker 1: some veterinary work before entering the war as a soldier. Okay,

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Speaker 1: convenience a dog is hardly the same as a human.

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Speaker 1: The article goes on to say he sat by a

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Speaker 1: river and four hours it took he cut himself open.

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Speaker 1: Reached him too his insides, snipped his appendix off and

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Speaker 1: sewed himself shut and no one got it in the process.

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Speaker 1: It was the best story of your life. Guys, what

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Speaker 1: a load of crap. You've got twenty four hours to

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Speaker 1: come up with a better story to do with the

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Speaker 1: appendix than that. A bit I'm a bit flat rambo

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Speaker 1: himself up. But how would you know what your appendix

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Speaker 1: looks like? T me? Now, what does your appendix look like?

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Speaker 1: Give it? You know how they say your kidney looks

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Speaker 1: like it looks like a little snarl without a shell,

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Speaker 1: looks like a slug at the end of your intestine.

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Speaker 1: It's like a little sloptle my right time you did nursing,

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Speaker 1: it was a paramedic sports either way, it's fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would say, like a little worm. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: It's like a little it's a little slug. Yeah. If

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Speaker 1: you have a better story about that to do with

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Speaker 1: the appendix, we would love to hear it. You have

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Speaker 1: got twenty four hours from now. Fitz and Whipper