Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Here at Jodi and Hazy, we do not say, do
Speaker 2: not endorse dealing with Indian bookmakers just before a competition.
Speaker 2: If you are a performing athlete, it.
Speaker 3: Should be a basic thing.
Speaker 4: But I feel like you need to spell it out
Speaker 4: to the kids what they can and can't do in
Speaker 4: this handball blitz competition that we're having.
Speaker 1: I'm full of tips, full of fun tips.
Speaker 3: You're full of something wisdom Jody's Jews.
Speaker 4: Jennifer Hudson did something that had us all in particular
Speaker 4: us allsies, going, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, you're one of us. Really, yeah, she's amazing.
Speaker 1: Did she cheat at something?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Was she cheating at something?
Speaker 3: She wasn't cheating like you did.
Speaker 4: I don't that's yet to be proven. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: plead the fifth on this one.
Speaker 1: All right? What the Fork?
Speaker 2: We had an Arsotle edition of What the Fork are
Speaker 2: involving Chapper Chaps and was all above board and a
Speaker 2: wholesome until you cheat it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, down mate, know you be the judge.
Speaker 1: Listen to this.
Speaker 5: What the Fork?
Speaker 1: Welcome back.
Speaker 4: Okay, So those who aren't familiar with what we like
Speaker 4: to do, now What the Fork is basically born out
Speaker 4: of the fact that we can't work out why every
Speaker 4: single workplace has a fork shortage. So that's where this
Speaker 4: came from.
Speaker 1: But we did work its steals the more.
Speaker 4: So it doesn't stop there. So everyday things that in
Speaker 4: your head you go, what the fork? So this week
Speaker 4: it's mine born out of the fact that my kids
Speaker 4: went to a birthday party, came home, had a little
Speaker 4: party bag in it was.
Speaker 1: A chop chop delicious. I've had a chopp a chop
Speaker 1: for years.
Speaker 4: If you can get to it, because whenever I try
Speaker 4: to open a chopper chup, I'm like, what the fork?
Speaker 3: Who has packaged this up so tightly?
Speaker 4: And it's it's a minimum six and a half minute
Speaker 4: process to get the wrapping off a chopper chop?
Speaker 3: Am I right?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten or jump on the text
Speaker 4: line O four hundred nine or nine nine one ninety
Speaker 4: if you are.
Speaker 3: As triggered by chopper chops as iap. This is the thing,
Speaker 3: isn't it produce?
Speaker 6: When you said yesterday, what the fork? Yeah, I thought, Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's gotta be a thing. I have a look and
Speaker 6: see if anyone else struggles with chubber chups, and instead
Speaker 6: I came across the term rap rage, as in W
Speaker 6: A RP. Rap Rage, also called package rage, is the
Speaker 6: common name for heightened levels of anger and frustration resulting
Speaker 6: from the inability to open packaging, particularly heat sealed plastic,
Speaker 6: blister packs and clamshells. You can be injured while opening
Speaker 6: difficult packaging. You know, cutting tools pose a threat as
Speaker 6: well as its actual contents. So rap rage is an
Speaker 6: actual universal thing, people getting furious to open margaging.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: When you said rap rage, I was like, are people
Speaker 3: mad at fifty cent?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, the rappers have been raging for years.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like to break into song.
Speaker 2: They're always feuding, particularly East feet West.
Speaker 1: It stems back to the two back and Bigie days.
Speaker 4: Twenty four to ten. Difficult packaging, please discuss. So what
Speaker 4: I thought i'd do.
Speaker 3: I've brought in a big packet of chubber chups. Right,
Speaker 3: produce is Zoe?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a stop watch, I do is while
Speaker 4: we wait for these calls. This is going to be
Speaker 4: Jody v Hazy who can open a chop quicker? Now,
Speaker 4: I know it is quite a visual thing, but we've
Speaker 4: got cameras, so we'll whack it on the social afterwards.
Speaker 3: But are you up for this challenge?
Speaker 1: I'm this we're going to go at the same time.
Speaker 3: I reckon one of the mate we did discuss that
Speaker 3: I'll go first, that you go after.
Speaker 6: That's you can try sports commentary, Hazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so you can comment commentate my look you.
Speaker 6: Ready, ready, alright, okay, lady, come in to one.
Speaker 1: Go right, I'm going to stay. It's a really, really
Speaker 1: suspicious start. I'm getting press right now.
Speaker 3: I've been practicing and there was a TikTok video that
Speaker 3: I looked at yesterday.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so did you just debunk your own theory
Speaker 1: due to your competitiveness?
Speaker 6: Good though it was eight point eight seconds. When we
Speaker 6: come back, Hazy, you're gonna have trying to do that.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, I got some lemon number and I really love
Speaker 4: the strawberries and cream.
Speaker 1: But here we are, Okay, get involved thirteen twenty fourteen
Speaker 1: Wrap rage and just packaging in general.
Speaker 4: And this is the next dilemma with your chopper chapter.
Speaker 4: You stuck on it for ages or you're getting patient,
Speaker 4: like man, just crunch into a you really want the
Speaker 4: sugar hit immediately.
Speaker 2: A lot going on in your list, isn't it? So
Speaker 2: many big issues?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Going for well? Thanks? Wrapping rage? Do you suffer
Speaker 1: from it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: All the time, especially when the kids are at me
Speaker 8: and pulling on me, like me now, I want it yesterday,
Speaker 8: kind of raged and hungry. And you know some packets
Speaker 8: have those little terror away bits so you can just
Speaker 8: terearor open at the top. Some you need to do
Speaker 8: the pinks in the hole, and then I'm just get
Speaker 8: so frustrated. It's just like I shake it to.
Speaker 1: Death, like this is supposed to be happy?
Speaker 9: Do you use, nicall?
Speaker 4: I always like and you know those like the shredded cheese,
Speaker 4: those packets for example, and you've got you've got real
Speaker 4: a millimeter to work with when you cut it off
Speaker 4: and you rip it because it's a resealable, but if
Speaker 4: you go too low, you cut into the resealable. So
Speaker 4: it's like it's pretty much like an anethetist giving a
Speaker 4: jab in the back of your spine, like a spinal block,
Speaker 4: because if you go a millimeter either way, you cooked
Speaker 4: absolutely scary, don't you, Nicole?
Speaker 8: And I'm a nurse as well, so I'm like that
Speaker 8: we're putting in a capitol giving someone a needle as well.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's just it's just such a rake. And
Speaker 8: the chap thing as well. You're like, Colory is like
Speaker 8: super great, bloody strength, bloody glue.
Speaker 1: It's in the background. There are all these special words.
Speaker 8: I've got my we're on our way to childcare. So
Speaker 8: I've got my two year old and my three year
Speaker 8: old in the back seat. Yeah, and you know, they
Speaker 8: get hungry, and I've also got a seven year old
Speaker 8: and I want it yesterday.
Speaker 3: Looking on and they're like, I'm just having the chopper
Speaker 3: chop onicle. Okay, you take some deep breast DoLS, try
Speaker 3: to bring the heart rate down.
Speaker 2: We go while on the col just does the best
Speaker 2: to compose yourself. We'll take more calls next thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four to ten packaging.
Speaker 3: And you've wrap rage eight seconds to beat.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's pretty sharp. We're done.
Speaker 3: Thank you? Are you good to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because you were saying you had your kids wanted one
Speaker 4: the other day and you will peek you you couldn't get.
Speaker 1: It almost run away kids. You're just stand there.
Speaker 4: Saying pop timekeepers are ready. I'm ready okay, in three
Speaker 4: two one, go Andrew.
Speaker 3: All right, so what flavor you got there?
Speaker 1: I think it's great.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 3: It's got no nails.
Speaker 4: The other thing you can't do is bite them because
Speaker 4: you've got invisible and little things on your teeth.
Speaker 2: Also, I have feet for hands, so I'm trying to
Speaker 2: open it with my toes which are attached to my wrists.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's cracked it. He's got the base
Speaker 3: and now the top.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I nearly did, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: My son's already run off. He's gone.
Speaker 3: He's got a new dad.
Speaker 9: Now, one of.
Speaker 1: Them fancy dads. You can open the chap shops in
Speaker 1: less than eight seconds.
Speaker 4: Oh god, okay, all right, rat rage we're discovering this
Speaker 4: morning is an absolute thing.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Lauren. Wats your packaging that you can't
Speaker 3: deal with?
Speaker 10: Pistachia or not?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, that is a great one.
Speaker 9: Every time, every time I have to have a little
Speaker 9: butter knife or teasers or something, or if I get
Speaker 9: really angry with it and your patient just a hammer.
Speaker 1: Sometimes halfway through a little pistacio session, you're like, is
Speaker 1: the juice worth the squeeze?
Speaker 3: Yes? Exactly.
Speaker 9: It's like your morning workout in one, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Sometimes with the pistachios, you're lucky enough to get that
Speaker 4: tiny little millimeter gap that you can get your nail into,
Speaker 4: but sometimes there's no gap.
Speaker 8: Tens the hammer.
Speaker 1: That's a very good one.
Speaker 3: Good on you, Lauren.
Speaker 4: We're going to send you a chopper chap on us.
Speaker 3: Janelle, good morning to you. Wats your packaging?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I was just talking about the chopper chaps as well,
Speaker 11: because I think they're just getting worse. Yes, yeah, Well
Speaker 11: I was at a Wiggles concert and lighting up and
Speaker 11: this lady, she was obviously there with her grandson, and
Speaker 11: she was struggling and her grandson was, you know, having
Speaker 11: this angry moments as they do, and so she.
Speaker 9: Asked me could I help it. Of course, I tried
Speaker 9: to get this wrapper undone, and I couldn't do it either. Yeah,
Speaker 9: but I persisted because you know, I'm not going to
Speaker 9: let a chump cup beat me, that's for sure. So
Speaker 9: I finally got it off. But also, being in an
Speaker 9: inclusive education center and occasionally we might do a chumpchup
Speaker 9: as a little tree, yeah, well that's the worst thing
Speaker 9: in the world because then you might have twenty chup
Speaker 9: toup thing you've got to try and undo, you know,
Speaker 9: in about two minutes because they all want it done
Speaker 9: at the same time.
Speaker 8: Very frustrated.
Speaker 3: It is, it is.
Speaker 4: We're going to put you in the running for ten
Speaker 4: K day, mate. I just want to take a couple
Speaker 4: more calls on this page.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just on that as well.
Speaker 2: Like when you're waiting for a Wiggles concert, you're already
Speaker 2: triggered and then you go in there and then you
Speaker 2: see bloody xamble the camel anyone know whos zamble the
Speaker 2: camel goes?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, sorry, that's also makes you absolutely rage.
Speaker 3: So what gives you rap rage?
Speaker 8: Opening up roll ups.
Speaker 9: For my children last time is fine, but it's that
Speaker 9: white thing in the middle where again sust it just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't do it.
Speaker 3: No roll up in my house, No good girl, do
Speaker 3: yourself a favor.
Speaker 4: And also, how much plastic get these kids ingesting with
Speaker 4: roll ups because you can't get it off? Yeah, Matthew,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: What's giving you road rage?
Speaker 12: Buying a packet of scissors that requires another pair of
Speaker 12: to open that package.
Speaker 2: That's the one that could be the absolute ultimate one.
Speaker 4: But there's the irony, and it's worse, Matthew, when there's
Speaker 4: those little cable ties involved.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, exactly like the toys that you buy at
Speaker 12: the shops, and it requires twisting and cutting, but you
Speaker 12: can't get into the scissors to cut it open.
Speaker 4: Christmas time, absolute nightmare when people gift you those ones
Speaker 4: and you gotta twist and then you've got to cut
Speaker 4: the cable ties and say, is this pumpkin patch even
Speaker 4: worth it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Downy times.
Speaker 2: My wife has said to me, can you just calm
Speaker 2: down because I'm trying to rip the tag off piece
Speaker 2: of clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just go into the kitchen, take an extra three
Speaker 1: and a half seconds, get the scissors and cut it off.
Speaker 1: Close ripped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for your wife, it's like dealing with a cabbage page.
Speaker 1: Just permit wrap rage all there is. Wow, what a
Speaker 1: response this morning. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: The aim of this show is to make people happy,
Speaker 3: happy in the morning. Now we've just you've just triggered everyone.
Speaker 2: I did some research. Welcome to the studio, camera guy, Josh.
Speaker 5: Hello there, Hey, you feeling buddy, Yeah, a little shaken up.
Speaker 2: Actually shacking up, so Josh sees all because there's nine
Speaker 2: cameras set.
Speaker 3: Up around here, nine cameras in the studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I had not all of.
Speaker 3: Them flattering, I have to say.
Speaker 2: Anyways, some pretty solid threats because I could smell it
Speaker 2: right straight away when I said, Josh, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Was there any untoward behavior happening behind the scenes? And
Speaker 2: he got all sheep and he's like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't know. He's looking around. He was sweating all over
Speaker 2: the place, and I said, you tell me if there's
Speaker 2: been any cheating happening, or I'll send John Happawati in
Speaker 2: to sort you out.
Speaker 1: And then go on, Josh, what did you tell me?
Speaker 5: Okay, So there might have been a little bit of
Speaker 5: help from me for Jody. We just decided to make
Speaker 5: a small incision in the wrapper of her chopper chup
Speaker 5: to kind of just assist.
Speaker 3: You know, come, can you okay?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: You with your sound effects over there?
Speaker 4: Do you have the sound effect of a dog rolling
Speaker 4: over and just going I'm going to throw my colleague
Speaker 4: under the bus.
Speaker 1: No, I have the sound effect for camaraderie? What on?
Speaker 1: Right on? Josh, thanks for coming clean.
Speaker 2: Well, we appreciate that I do have this sound effect, though,
Speaker 2: does that work for anyone in this situation?
Speaker 1: Probably not?
Speaker 4: Okay, So I mean, let's just say it wasn't just
Speaker 4: my idea to put the incision in the chopper chup,
Speaker 4: it wasn't mine and mine alone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Well I suggested the TikTok technique and
Speaker 5: then it didn't work, and then I felt guilty, and
Speaker 5: I was like, well, why why don't we do this?
Speaker 1: Listen, you both need to grow up.
Speaker 4: We don't throw each under the bus in this team.
Speaker 4: Josh Morrow, camera guy for not much longer.
Speaker 3: That's not true. You're very elite at what you do.
Speaker 1: You can figure out this is an over by the way,
Speaker 1: you're going to have to follow this up.
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Speaker 2: Fact about Bob Dylan, and no one has confirmed this.
Speaker 2: I don't think he knows how to play the harmonica.
Speaker 5: Ah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, And if you're playing the right keys, like if
Speaker 2: it's in the right chord's in the right key with
Speaker 2: the harmonica, it just matches up. You can blow anything.
Speaker 2: That's what Bob does, all right. I'm talking about harmonica.
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Speaker 3: It's impressive.
Speaker 2: Twenty fourteen, Kanye West married Kim Kardashian in Italy. This
Speaker 2: was Kim's the third marriage in Kanye's first. They divorced
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: When it comes to family, I mean Kanye and I
Speaker 3: will always be family.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What a couple they were. No one saw that coming.
Speaker 1: Did they know?
Speaker 6: What marriage?
Speaker 7: Is she up to?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 3: Has she gone again?
Speaker 1: She wore number four? She married now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thought she went again.
Speaker 1: It's hard to keep up.
Speaker 11: She might have.
Speaker 3: Oh, Kanye is remarried to an Australian.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I remember Kim's little shock un wedding to Chris Humphries
Speaker 2: the NBA basketball last like sixty days or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hy days blizz Yeah ruined his creator.
Speaker 4: I watched that relationship unfold on keeping up with the Kardashians,
Speaker 4: and it was doomed for failure from the beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, should we wholesome this segment up a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's talk about Delda Gudrim made number one on the
Speaker 2: ARIA Up for the fifth time when her album Bridge
Speaker 2: Over Troubled Dreams really smashed the charts.
Speaker 1: Good on her.
Speaker 3: Are you going to play flawless Born to Try for me?
Speaker 1: No, I'll go you one better. I'm going to pay
Speaker 1: Nelly Fittado That one song I made twenty fourth in
Speaker 1: two thousand and one was Man Eater. Oh well, just
Speaker 1: breaking story. This how several scenes huge?
Speaker 3: Okay, a serious one to start with. Rolf Harris died
Speaker 3: at ninety three.
Speaker 4: I don't want to acknowledge the man's impact on the planet,
Speaker 4: but I do want to acknowledge the pain and suffering
Speaker 4: he caused his victims.
Speaker 3: At the end, let's move on.
Speaker 4: How much do mass contestants get paid? I hear you
Speaker 4: ask Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: That's a really interesting one because I think everyone naturally
Speaker 2: assumes that these reality TV stars make bank.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not the case. Well, I mean this isn't
Speaker 3: too bad.
Speaker 4: But Perth wedding celebrate Jesse, who was paired with the
Speaker 4: Cheetah and in the columns Claire she just had a
Speaker 4: party patch with someone after too many drinks. Anyway, on
Speaker 4: the Channel on series revealed during a Q and A
Speaker 4: on his Instagram's exactly what he pocketed.
Speaker 3: During the filming, which goes about three.
Speaker 1: Months, we have paid one and seventy five dollars each week.
Speaker 7: The entire cast is not naive to the fact that,
Speaker 7: of course we're going to get a bit of clout
Speaker 7: from it.
Speaker 1: We all know that. But there's more reasons than that.
Speaker 1: Main big one is for the experience of it, to
Speaker 1: know what it's like and to go through that journey
Speaker 1: of being on a TV show filming.
Speaker 2: It, I just want to know what it's like to
Speaker 2: go through hell. So my life is just too cushy,
Speaker 2: So what's it like to be hated by a nation?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's thinking that?
Speaker 4: I just have to say I've interviewed so many reality
Speaker 4: TV contestants across the journey, and every single one of
Speaker 4: them who walks into the studio looks pretty much broken
Speaker 4: after the experience.
Speaker 1: Yeh See.
Speaker 2: My own brother in law was on NICKI G And
Speaker 2: he's a larger than live character and he had the
Speaker 2: right attitude so he went in viewing that was going
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 1: But also, I don't know how he's built like this,
Speaker 1: but he just absolutely does not care what people say online.
Speaker 1: It's not an arrogant thing. It's just like a yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably built for this sort of thing.
Speaker 3: That's a good quality to have. Yeah, funny, yeah, not
Speaker 3: giving a rats what people think about you.
Speaker 1: Wish I had that.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, Bert from some random suburb that doesn't
Speaker 2: probably exist. He's covered in cheese or dust. Said something
Speaker 2: nasty on the advertiser website. He's rocking in the corner.
Speaker 3: I'm a sensitive soul, Bert shaking, just going Yes, I gotta.
Speaker 1: There's a single tear. Year rolls his cheek.
Speaker 3: As my husband says to me for the thousandth time,
Speaker 3: can you stop.
Speaker 1: Worrying about who cares about? Bert?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: One.
Speaker 4: Jennifer Lawrence has long been considered one of the most
Speaker 4: relatable celebrities, and she's just proved why. She's rocked out
Speaker 4: to Cannes Film Festival in a glamorous red Christian do
Speaker 4: Your Gown for the premiere of Anatomy.
Speaker 3: Or Anatomy of a Fall, and she had matching red
Speaker 3: heels by the end of the night.
Speaker 1: Guess what, No, shengs dongs even better. Yes, that's really nice.
Speaker 3: Get a queen.
Speaker 1: That's why she's up the top.
Speaker 4: Nick Jonas has spoken about the worst moment of his life,
Speaker 4: so he shared a performance with Kelsey Ballerini at the
Speaker 4: twenty sixteen Academy of Country Music Awards, which he said
Speaker 4: was his most horrible moment on stage.
Speaker 3: And of course we're going to replay.
Speaker 1: It for you.
Speaker 2: Keep an ear out for the genuine bung noteics.
Speaker 7: There it is.
Speaker 1: Let's take the baseline for a walk, just in a
Speaker 1: different direction.
Speaker 3: There, he said.
Speaker 4: When it came for his time for his guitar solo,
Speaker 4: he went completely blank after hitting the wrong note.
Speaker 3: Have a listen.
Speaker 10: There was a really like tragic guitar solo debacle that
Speaker 10: happened on live TV, and.
Speaker 1: It did cause me to go on therapy.
Speaker 10: I started off, it's fine, and as I sort of
Speaker 10: walked towards her, I just went completely blank and I
Speaker 10: hit a wrong note and blacked out basically and clarked that,
Speaker 10: oh my god, it was wrong and I couldn't start.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, yeah, bad things like that breed more bad things,
Speaker 2: and you just get yourself on a spot where you
Speaker 2: just can't even do anything.
Speaker 4: And you start second guessing yourself, like I've done live
Speaker 4: Crosses before, I've completely blanked. Yeah, And you're like, you've
Speaker 4: rehearsed and you've done all the research and blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and then they throw to you.
Speaker 3: It's like Jodyoti joins us now and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Look, yeah, that regularly. Sometimes they throw to me. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't remember my name? Where am I? What's going on?
Speaker 4: I mean you've performed on stage. Have you ever like
Speaker 4: forgotten lyrics or anything?
Speaker 1: Yeah? All the time, you just got to say it
Speaker 1: with confidence.
Speaker 2: You just sort of mutter along the way because you've
Speaker 2: got some I got so much reverb going as well
Speaker 2: that you can't even understand it work. It's anyway, so
Speaker 2: the effects pedals is absolutely going off its head. I
Speaker 2: remember I remember playing at the Ostral early days and
Speaker 2: I was second song in a couple of mate set
Speaker 2: and I went way too hard and I built it
Speaker 2: out Hunters in Collectors, Holy go oh, I popped my voice.
Speaker 2: So ten minutes into a three hour set, I had
Speaker 2: to go to the bar manager done. I've effectively done
Speaker 2: a hammy here yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're done tonight and every other That was.
Speaker 1: My last gig of the ostral bless them all. Right,
Speaker 1: nice little edition there of Joey's Jews and that's.
Speaker 2: Let's launch something really new which I'm unbelievably excited about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go out to all the big events and
Speaker 2: I gather a whole heap of people.
Speaker 1: It's going to be on me.
Speaker 4: Yeah. If you're like I want to go to that
Speaker 4: really cool function or really cool event and I don't
Speaker 4: want to have to shell out a set.
Speaker 3: I want Andrew Hayes to foot the bill, then this
Speaker 3: is the second and for you buill it to me
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have some fun.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much how it rolls.
Speaker 4: Now, what's the next big event in Adelade, South Australia
Speaker 4: at the Oval?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Well, I've been tuning into news reader Abby and several
Speaker 2: times this morning she has mentioned the state of origin,
Speaker 2: which is happening next Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: Quick little lessoners, Well please don't call it rugby.
Speaker 11: Yeah, okay, it is.
Speaker 1: Rugby league or league. Rugby is rugby union.
Speaker 3: I will never make that mistake again.
Speaker 2: Oh geez, you've crossed the line. I mean you've done
Speaker 2: some things, You've done some stuff, but you're really cross
Speaker 2: the line. When you tried to call league rugby.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't. I just said whyn't. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: move on anyway, It's coming next week.
Speaker 4: Next week the game where really big blokes in blue
Speaker 4: shirts and my own shirts just run up and belt
Speaker 4: the crap out of each other and then get up
Speaker 4: and do it all over Itain.
Speaker 2: You literally just run into each other and you try
Speaker 2: and run past each other and score a try. For
Speaker 2: those who are really uneducated, what about we do this.
Speaker 2: We give away a double each and every day leading
Speaker 2: up to the events, and we'll play a little game
Speaker 2: called Suburb of Origin.
Speaker 5: Oh I like this.
Speaker 3: This is how it's gonna work.
Speaker 4: We're gonna pit two suburbs against each other, and then
Speaker 4: the first person from that suburb to call through on
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four ten, we'll have it on hazy.
Speaker 3: Join us for a night out at the state of Origin.
Speaker 2: Okay, what suburbs should we go with? Let's go with
Speaker 2: Ready Yep, Sawsbury yep.
Speaker 1: Okay. And let's go to the other end. Let's go
Speaker 1: Glen Eld Okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, long way away from each other.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: If you're from Saulsbury or you're from Glenog firstree, he
Speaker 2: gets a double to the state of origin for have
Speaker 2: it on Hazy and.
Speaker 4: No skullduggery either, because we will make you prove that
Speaker 4: you're from that particular suburb.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I'll tell you what. I'll give you their
Speaker 1: heads up right now.
Speaker 2: If you are not from those suburbs and you try
Speaker 2: and get through, we will send John HOPPOWARTI to your house.
Speaker 2: And trust me, for those uneducated you do not want that.
Speaker 3: Oh we all know what he's going full lot.
Speaker 1: Let's play next. I love this because we get to
Speaker 1: go to all the big events and it's on me.
Speaker 2: And when I say it's on me, it's kind of
Speaker 2: like on the company. So it's when you're at an
Speaker 2: open bar and you're like, oh.
Speaker 3: My shout yeah, or you go out for it like
Speaker 3: a client munch or something like that, or a sales
Speaker 3: lunch and they're like, no, no, we'll get it, and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, what are you sure you do that?
Speaker 3: Token it's not on you, you're not paying all right?
Speaker 1: Then can I get you another bottle of wine. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'll get that for you.
Speaker 3: And when I say sure, I mean sure and Smith
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what this is.
Speaker 2: I double each and every morning to the state of Origin,
Speaker 2: which is happening on Wednesday. We played a little game
Speaker 2: of suburb Origin where we are someone to call up
Speaker 2: from Sorsbury or someone from Glenne first through on thirteen
Speaker 2: and twenty four ten. Just to give you a bit
Speaker 2: of an insight as well as to rugby League for
Speaker 2: those who are little bit uneducated, the league boys do
Speaker 2: things just a little bit differently, do Yeah, a little
Speaker 2: bit looser with how they go about things, much so
Speaker 2: that my mates and I because I'm from Sydney originally,
Speaker 2: when you speak to one of them and they describe
Speaker 2: their night, how big was a night? If you said, man,
Speaker 2: I got Rugby League drunk, that means the potendial you
Speaker 2: get yourself into some serious issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Okay, Now I'm.
Speaker 2: Not saying that next Wednesday we're going to get rugby
Speaker 2: League drunk. No, but we're going to go to a
Speaker 2: nice little pre event and then we're going to go
Speaker 2: to the Origin. I'm going to watch Jimmy Desco and
Speaker 2: the Blues smash the Marone.
Speaker 4: No, you're not going to watch that happen because we are.
Speaker 4: I have spent a bit of time in Queensland, so
Speaker 4: I'm a Marone girl at heart.
Speaker 1: And then name of your top five morons that are
Speaker 1: playing on Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's just well, I don't know. I don't care.
Speaker 3: As long as Jonathan Jonathan Thurston's is there.
Speaker 4: With his laugh, which is the greatest laugh of all time,
Speaker 4: That's all I care about.
Speaker 1: It will worked out of that too, did really well?
Speaker 3: I didn't say I follow it now?
Speaker 1: Good okay. Suburb of origin Salisbury v.
Speaker 2: Glennal. Let's speak to Roseanna. Good morning, Rosanna morning. Okay, firstly,
Speaker 2: what subur are you from?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Congratulations. Now just approve some a bit of an identity thing. Name,
Speaker 2: I suppose the best bits of Sawsbury and who? First
Speaker 2: of all, name your favorite sample side.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna have to go for the Marine.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, yes that's good. But what about the
Speaker 1: samfall is in the.
Speaker 8: Yea?
Speaker 3: So I think essentially what Rosanna has just said then
Speaker 3: she doesn't like the team that you want four premierships.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm picking up.
Speaker 1: It was an opportunity to talk about Central district.
Speaker 3: She has got no care for centrals.
Speaker 2: That's okays. When you're there on Wednesday night, i'll see
Speaker 2: don't talk sample with Rosanna. Hey, congrats Rosanna, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for entering. Congratulations. We're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you.
Speaker 4: Let me do this the ultimate sporting rivalry Ampole State
Speaker 4: of Origin, coming to Adelaide over Wednesa, May thirty one.
Speaker 4: Tickets start at forty nine bucks from NRL dot com
Speaker 4: forward Slash tickets.
Speaker 2: And as we always say, please drink responsibly. Thank you yourself.
Speaker 2: Really we're gonna do this each and every morning. So
Speaker 2: another opportunity to get yourself a double if I have
Speaker 2: it on hazy first thing tomorrow morning on nobody probably Yes,
Speaker 2: get involved right now. Do your self a favor for
Speaker 2: your child who wants to be a future champion. Register
Speaker 2: for this competition handball bit's via the noverplayer.
Speaker 1: You know you want to, and it's even.
Speaker 4: More historical because you'll be the first handball champion this
Speaker 4: state has ever seen, so the inaugural hand all this champion.
Speaker 1: There's something about being an augurl. It's something, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is about being able to say in orgle too,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a difficult one. I'm just gonna say the first,
Speaker 2: the first, it's well done. Yes, McGain real Estate. What
Speaker 2: a bunch of champions they are. McGain real Estate, massive
Speaker 2: supporters of local making difference all over essays, selling your
Speaker 2: home trust me game. So each and every Wednesday, if
Speaker 2: you don't mind, can I run through Hazy's hump Day
Speaker 2: handball tips?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's start.
Speaker 2: Right the top. I'm going to do like a bit
Speaker 2: of a don't do what Donnie don't does? Okay, some
Speaker 2: do not do's and some do doo's.
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 1: Does it make sense?
Speaker 3: Barely?
Speaker 2: Just to really spell it out for the youngsters, for example,
Speaker 2: don't do it, Lance Armstrong?
Speaker 1: Did okay? Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking
Speaker 1: blood doping? Yes or no?
Speaker 10: In all seven of your tour Defrance victories, did you
Speaker 10: ever take banned substances or blood dope?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: The introduction of certain substances who increase the red blood
Speaker 2: cell mass in the body, allowing more oxygen in the muscles,
Speaker 2: which ultimately enhances performance.
Speaker 1: Don't do that.
Speaker 3: It's cheating.
Speaker 1: It's not up there. I won't stand for it.
Speaker 2: Nut Do eat a full breakfast packed with fiber and
Speaker 2: vitamins and minerals.
Speaker 1: Yes, much better.
Speaker 3: That doesn't include cocoa pops of fruit loops.
Speaker 1: Don'tate fruit loops unless it's a treat. It's a sometimes food.
Speaker 1: Not before competition, Okay, not before anything, really, Yeah, not
Speaker 1: before anything. You're really trying to get your blood sugar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unless you really want to spike you away energy
Speaker 3: and then crash and burn.
Speaker 1: What a rollercoaster it is.
Speaker 3: He's first onto the handball cord.
Speaker 1: Don't do what Mike Tyson did to a Vander Holyfield.
Speaker 1: I won't stand for it.
Speaker 2: Ninety seven in a fight, he bit his ear, tore
Speaker 2: off a piece of cartilage and spat it in the ring.
Speaker 5: It looks as if it takes some bear his teeth
Speaker 5: at web.
Speaker 1: Stage should be exchange. Yeah, he bit his ear. That's
Speaker 1: like Holy Fields and a lot of tears from that.
Speaker 1: You see the blood on the ear. I was definitely
Speaker 1: a bait that. No biting on my handball court.
Speaker 4: Please not just on ears, anywhere anywhere anywhere on your
Speaker 4: opponent's body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do put in one hundred percent effort, one percent
Speaker 1: of the time. Yes, that's better.
Speaker 4: Yes, So don't do what Hazy does, which is like
Speaker 4: running at seventy two most.
Speaker 2: Of the time, sometimes seventy five percent when I'm really
Speaker 2: feeling happy without that.
Speaker 1: Really on my last do not do and do do.
Speaker 2: Don't deal with rogue Indian bookmakers like Mark Warre and
Speaker 2: Shane Ward did in nineteen ninety four. Okay, I won't
Speaker 2: have it, for example, giving info on pitching weather conditions
Speaker 2: during a tur of Shalanka.
Speaker 7: I realized that I was very naive and stupid past
Speaker 7: find eight thousand dollars by the ACB and pay the
Speaker 7: fine immediately. I've had no contact with the book maker sense,
Speaker 7: and I'm very disappointed and sorry for my actions.
Speaker 1: No match fixing on these handball courts, please.
Speaker 3: Exactly right.
Speaker 4: No little side deals behind the canteen where it's like
Speaker 4: I'll give you two packets of twistis if you throw
Speaker 4: this game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, none of that.
Speaker 2: We won't stand for it. Here's what you should do, though.
Speaker 2: Make sure you register right now via the Nova player.
Speaker 1: Very nice.
Speaker 4: And also, don't do what Shane Warn did when he
Speaker 4: accepted one of his mum's pills when she said that'll
Speaker 4: help you lose weight, or it'll get your band for
Speaker 4: six months from cricket.
Speaker 1: Either or it won't.
Speaker 2: It's been a really really big show with some ups
Speaker 2: and downs, some twists and turns.
Speaker 1: We've gone under, we've gone around, we've got over the top,
Speaker 1: and we've gone through.
Speaker 4: We like to call this show a roller coaster, don't
Speaker 4: we And roller coasters are fun.
Speaker 2: They're fun until they come off the hinges and they
Speaker 2: get very very dangerous and then trust is broken.
Speaker 1: But every other part of the show was very very wholesome.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, okay, you go and have a little
Speaker 3: cry in the corner.
Speaker 1: Maybe I will, Maybe I'll try and finishing opening up
Speaker 1: my chopper chup.
Speaker 3: I'll get you a chopp a chup and you can
Speaker 3: stuck on there. It's like the baby that you are
Speaker 1: And hazy night, One night