WEBVTT - Hayesy Sniffs Out A Rat On The Team 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.000 Welcome to the podcast. 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:03.640 Here at Jodi and Hazy, we do not say, do 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:07.560 not endorse dealing with Indian bookmakers just before a competition. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:09.040 If you are a performing athlete, it. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:09.960 Should be a basic thing. 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:11.959 But I feel like you need to spell it out 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:13.880 to the kids what they can and can't do in 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:15.800 this handball blitz competition that we're having. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.439 I'm full of tips, full of fun tips. 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:23.520 You're full of something wisdom Jody's Jews. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:27.360 Jennifer Hudson did something that had us all in particular 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:28.800 us allsies, going, oh my. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.160 God, you're one of us. Really, yeah, she's amazing. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:32.280 Did she cheat at something? 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:33.199 What do you mean? 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:34.560 Was she cheating at something? 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.040 She wasn't cheating like you did. 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:40.160 I don't that's yet to be proven. Yeah yeah, okay, 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:41.360 plead the fifth on this one. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:42.400 All right? What the Fork? 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.959 We had an Arsotle edition of What the Fork are 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.240 involving Chapper Chaps and was all above board and a 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:49.000 wholesome until you cheat it. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:52.360 Okay, Oh my god, down mate, know you be the judge. 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:52.919 Listen to this. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:55.800 What the Fork? 0:00:58.120 --> 0:00:58.639 Welcome back. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:02.640 Okay, So those who aren't familiar with what we like 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:04.880 to do, now What the Fork is basically born out 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.839 of the fact that we can't work out why every 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.840 single workplace has a fork shortage. So that's where this 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:12.520 came from. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.920 But we did work its steals the more. 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:21.240 So it doesn't stop there. So everyday things that in 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.160 your head you go, what the fork? So this week 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.760 it's mine born out of the fact that my kids 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:29.839 went to a birthday party, came home, had a little 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.000 party bag in it was. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.800 A chop chop delicious. I've had a chopp a chop 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:35.840 for years. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:39.039 If you can get to it, because whenever I try 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.240 to open a chopper chup, I'm like, what the fork? 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.800 Who has packaged this up so tightly? 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:49.120 And it's it's a minimum six and a half minute 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.600 process to get the wrapping off a chopper chop? 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:52.480 Am I right? 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.040 Thirteen twenty four to ten or jump on the text 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.800 line O four hundred nine or nine nine one ninety 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:57.560 if you are. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:01.240 As triggered by chopper chops as iap. This is the thing, 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:02.120 isn't it produce? 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.040 When you said yesterday, what the fork? Yeah, I thought, Yeah, 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.240 that's gotta be a thing. I have a look and 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.400 see if anyone else struggles with chubber chups, and instead 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:13.400 I came across the term rap rage, as in W 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:17.040 A RP. Rap Rage, also called package rage, is the 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.720 common name for heightened levels of anger and frustration resulting 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:23.080 from the inability to open packaging, particularly heat sealed plastic, 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.720 blister packs and clamshells. You can be injured while opening 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.080 difficult packaging. You know, cutting tools pose a threat as 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.440 well as its actual contents. So rap rage is an 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:35.600 actual universal thing, people getting furious to open margaging. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:36.480 That makes a lot of sense. 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.560 When you said rap rage, I was like, are people 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:39.320 mad at fifty cent? 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:39.799 Yeah? 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.639 I was like, no, the rappers have been raging for years. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.119 Yeah, I like to break into song. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.440 They're always feuding, particularly East feet West. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.839 It stems back to the two back and Bigie days. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:53.000 Twenty four to ten. Difficult packaging, please discuss. So what 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:53.640 I thought i'd do. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.680 I've brought in a big packet of chubber chups. Right, 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.840 produce is Zoe? 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:00.480 Yeah, you have a stop watch, I do is while 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.240 we wait for these calls. This is going to be 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:06.639 Jody v Hazy who can open a chop quicker? Now, 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:07.920 I know it is quite a visual thing, but we've 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:10.600 got cameras, so we'll whack it on the social afterwards. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:12.680 But are you up for this challenge? 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.120 I'm this we're going to go at the same time. 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.959 I reckon one of the mate we did discuss that 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:18.280 I'll go first, that you go after. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.959 That's you can try sports commentary, Hazy. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:25.680 Yeah, okay, so you can comment commentate my look you. 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:31.040 Ready, ready, alright, okay, lady, come in to one. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:36.640 Go right, I'm going to stay. It's a really, really 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.200 suspicious start. I'm getting press right now. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:44.400 I've been practicing and there was a TikTok video that 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:45.360 I looked at yesterday. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.040 Well, okay, so did you just debunk your own theory 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:50.520 due to your competitiveness? 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.520 Good though it was eight point eight seconds. When we 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:54.920 come back, Hazy, you're gonna have trying to do that. 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:58.240 Unfortunately, I got some lemon number and I really love 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:59.200 the strawberries and cream. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.600 But here we are, Okay, get involved thirteen twenty fourteen 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.000 Wrap rage and just packaging in general. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.840 And this is the next dilemma with your chopper chapter. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:09.520 You stuck on it for ages or you're getting patient, 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.720 like man, just crunch into a you really want the 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:13.160 sugar hit immediately. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:15.760 A lot going on in your list, isn't it? So 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:16.839 many big issues? 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:18.160 Hey? 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:19.640 Good morning, good morning? 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:20.120 How are you? 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.960 Yeah? Going for well? Thanks? Wrapping rage? Do you suffer 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:23.320 from it? 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:24.120 Oh? 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.120 All the time, especially when the kids are at me 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.600 and pulling on me, like me now, I want it yesterday, 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:36.359 kind of raged and hungry. And you know some packets 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.919 have those little terror away bits so you can just 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.480 terearor open at the top. Some you need to do 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:45.279 the pinks in the hole, and then I'm just get 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.080 so frustrated. It's just like I shake it to. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:51.479 Death, like this is supposed to be happy? 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.880 Do you use, nicall? 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.960 I always like and you know those like the shredded cheese, 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.960 those packets for example, and you've got you've got real 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.560 a millimeter to work with when you cut it off 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.800 and you rip it because it's a resealable, but if 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.039 you go too low, you cut into the resealable. So 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.159 it's like it's pretty much like an anethetist giving a 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:12.640 jab in the back of your spine, like a spinal block, 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.880 because if you go a millimeter either way, you cooked 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:17.279 absolutely scary, don't you, Nicole? 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.680 And I'm a nurse as well, so I'm like that 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:28.640 we're putting in a capitol giving someone a needle as well. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:35.200 Oh yeah, it's just it's just such a rake. And 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:40.560 the chap thing as well. You're like, Colory is like 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:46.239 super great, bloody strength, bloody glue. 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:53.600 It's in the background. There are all these special words. 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.440 I've got my we're on our way to childcare. So 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.720 I've got my two year old and my three year 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.720 old in the back seat. Yeah, and you know, they 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:07.680 get hungry, and I've also got a seven year old 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:10.680 and I want it yesterday. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.040 Looking on and they're like, I'm just having the chopper 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:17.839 chop onicle. Okay, you take some deep breast DoLS, try 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:19.440 to bring the heart rate down. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.279 We go while on the col just does the best 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:25.320 to compose yourself. We'll take more calls next thirteen twenty 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:26.680 four to ten packaging. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.520 And you've wrap rage eight seconds to beat. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:30.839 Okay, that's pretty sharp. We're done. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:32.160 Thank you? Are you good to go? 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:32.560 Yeah? 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.400 Because you were saying you had your kids wanted one 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.640 the other day and you will peek you you couldn't get. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.760 It almost run away kids. You're just stand there. 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:42.839 Saying pop timekeepers are ready. I'm ready okay, in three 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.159 two one, go Andrew. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.280 All right, so what flavor you got there? 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:49.719 I think it's great. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.159 It's great. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:54.240 It's got no nails. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.159 The other thing you can't do is bite them because 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.359 you've got invisible and little things on your teeth. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:01.920 Also, I have feet for hands, so I'm trying to 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.640 open it with my toes which are attached to my wrists. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.040 Oh my god, he's cracked it. He's got the base 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:10.000 and now the top. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:21.800 I didn't say anything. I nearly did, but I didn't. 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:26.080 My son's already run off. He's gone. 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:28.560 He's got a new dad. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:30.640 Now, one of. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.360 Them fancy dads. You can open the chap shops in 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:34.360 less than eight seconds. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:38.080 Oh god, okay, all right, rat rage we're discovering this 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:39.320 morning is an absolute thing. 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:41.280 Let's go to Lauren. Wats your packaging that you can't 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:41.680 deal with? 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:43.680 Pistachia or not? 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:47.600 Oh? 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:49.360 Yes, that is a great one. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:53.080 Every time, every time I have to have a little 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.720 butter knife or teasers or something, or if I get 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:57.760 really angry with it and your patient just a hammer. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.760 Sometimes halfway through a little pistacio session, you're like, is 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.320 the juice worth the squeeze? 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.400 Yes? Exactly. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:12.120 It's like your morning workout in one, Lauren. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.880 Sometimes with the pistachios, you're lucky enough to get that 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.480 tiny little millimeter gap that you can get your nail into, 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:19.920 but sometimes there's no gap. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:21.640 Tens the hammer. 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:24.760 That's a very good one. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:25.559 Good on you, Lauren. 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.800 We're going to send you a chopper chap on us. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:31.040 Janelle, good morning to you. Wats your packaging? 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:35.040 Yeah, I was just talking about the chopper chaps as well, 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:39.280 because I think they're just getting worse. Yes, yeah, Well 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:42.959 I was at a Wiggles concert and lighting up and 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.360 this lady, she was obviously there with her grandson, and 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:49.319 she was struggling and her grandson was, you know, having 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.880 this angry moments as they do, and so she. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:56.720 Asked me could I help it. Of course, I tried 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:02.160 to get this wrapper undone, and I couldn't do it either. Yeah, 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.160 but I persisted because you know, I'm not going to 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:06.520 let a chump cup beat me, that's for sure. So 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:11.800 I finally got it off. But also, being in an 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:15.920 inclusive education center and occasionally we might do a chumpchup 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.640 as a little tree, yeah, well that's the worst thing 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.520 in the world because then you might have twenty chup 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.960 toup thing you've got to try and undo, you know, 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.640 in about two minutes because they all want it done 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:28.440 at the same time. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:30.160 Very frustrated. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:31.000 It is, it is. 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:32.240 We're going to put you in the running for ten 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.800 K day, mate. I just want to take a couple 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:34.719 more calls on this page. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:35.920 Yeah, and just on that as well. 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.040 Like when you're waiting for a Wiggles concert, you're already 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:39.800 triggered and then you go in there and then you 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.880 see bloody xamble the camel anyone know whos zamble the 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:43.520 camel goes? 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.160 Oh my gosh. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.680 Anyway, sorry, that's also makes you absolutely rage. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:51.680 So what gives you rap rage? 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:54.160 Opening up roll ups. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.640 For my children last time is fine, but it's that 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.960 white thing in the middle where again sust it just. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:01.200 Yeah, I just don't do it. 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.719 No roll up in my house, No good girl, do 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:04.600 yourself a favor. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:07.480 And also, how much plastic get these kids ingesting with 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:13.840 roll ups because you can't get it off? Yeah, Matthew, 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.679 good morning, good morning. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:20.000 What's giving you road rage? 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.199 Buying a packet of scissors that requires another pair of 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:25.920 to open that package. 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:30.040 That's the one that could be the absolute ultimate one. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.920 But there's the irony, and it's worse, Matthew, when there's 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.319 those little cable ties involved. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:37.400 You know what I mean? 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.560 Yeah, yeah, exactly like the toys that you buy at 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.880 the shops, and it requires twisting and cutting, but you 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:45.600 can't get into the scissors to cut it open. 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.199 Christmas time, absolute nightmare when people gift you those ones 0:10:50.200 --> 0:10:51.600 and you gotta twist and then you've got to cut 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.600 the cable ties and say, is this pumpkin patch even 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:55.000 worth it? 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:56.000 Yeah? Downy times. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.280 My wife has said to me, can you just calm 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:00.240 down because I'm trying to rip the tag off piece 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:00.640 of clothes. 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:03.920 Yeah, just go into the kitchen, take an extra three 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.360 and a half seconds, get the scissors and cut it off. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:08.120 Close ripped. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:11.000 Yeah, for your wife, it's like dealing with a cabbage page. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:16.520 Just permit wrap rage all there is. Wow, what a 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.280 response this morning. Unbelievable. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.839 The aim of this show is to make people happy, 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.400 happy in the morning. Now we've just you've just triggered everyone. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:32.319 I did some research. Welcome to the studio, camera guy, Josh. 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:37.120 Hello there, Hey, you feeling buddy, Yeah, a little shaken up. 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:41.120 Actually shacking up, so Josh sees all because there's nine 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:41.800 cameras set. 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.560 Up around here, nine cameras in the studio. 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.199 Yeah, and I had not all of. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:46.440 Them flattering, I have to say. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.000 Anyways, some pretty solid threats because I could smell it 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:50.640 right straight away when I said, Josh, what's going on? 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:52.959 Was there any untoward behavior happening behind the scenes? And 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:54.560 he got all sheep and he's like, oh, yeah, I 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.679 don't know. He's looking around. He was sweating all over 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:59.200 the place, and I said, you tell me if there's 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.320 been any cheating happening, or I'll send John Happawati in 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:03.480 to sort you out. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.040 And then go on, Josh, what did you tell me? 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.520 Okay, So there might have been a little bit of 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.880 help from me for Jody. We just decided to make 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:17.880 a small incision in the wrapper of her chopper chup 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:20.079 to kind of just assist. 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.319 You know, come, can you okay? 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:23.840 All right? 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:25.600 You with your sound effects over there? 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.440 Do you have the sound effect of a dog rolling 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.040 over and just going I'm going to throw my colleague 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:33.840 under the bus. 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.520 No, I have the sound effect for camaraderie? What on? 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.760 Right on? Josh, thanks for coming clean. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.720 Well, we appreciate that I do have this sound effect, though, 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.560 does that work for anyone in this situation? 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:47.360 Probably not? 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.800 Okay, So I mean, let's just say it wasn't just 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.640 my idea to put the incision in the chopper chup, 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.960 it wasn't mine and mine alone. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.400 Yeah, all right, Well I suggested the TikTok technique and 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.120 then it didn't work, and then I felt guilty, and 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:03.760 I was like, well, why why don't we do this? 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:05.600 Listen, you both need to grow up. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.960 We don't throw each under the bus in this team. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.360 Josh Morrow, camera guy for not much longer. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:19.680 That's not true. You're very elite at what you do. 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:21.680 You can figure out this is an over by the way, 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:23.080 you're going to have to follow this up. 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:24.880 What are you going to do about it? Chapter Jump Boy. 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:27.480 High Authority and see where we take it from there. 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:30.000 This is big, this really solid stuff. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.280 If it's time for a winter treat, but jump home morning. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.680 It's the place to go for quick Ossie getaways. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:36.480 To me, it's just getting in the car and just 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:37.600 going for a cruise and. 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.240 Exploring for accommodation, flights and more. Book on the what 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:40.880 if app. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.719 What if It's Ozzie for travel? 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:53.400 You built a time machine. On this daisy, on this daisy? 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:55.360 Who am I? 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:57.839 Yes? 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:58.520 Done? 0:13:58.559 --> 0:13:58.719 Good? 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.240 Guess jade expression He's going to kick us off. Twenty 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.760 fourth of May nineteen forty one. Bob Dylan Robert Zimmerman 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.920 was born in Minnesota. 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:13.120 Today's his eighty second birthday. Zanzier change and fun. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.840 Fact about Bob Dylan, and no one has confirmed this. 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.479 I don't think he knows how to play the harmonica. 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:18.000 Ah. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:19.520 He just builts anything out. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:19.880 Yeah. 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.680 Right, And if you're playing the right keys, like if 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:23.400 it's in the right chord's in the right key with 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.560 the harmonica, it just matches up. You can blow anything. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:29.680 That's what Bob does, all right. I'm talking about harmonica. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.640 All right, So you get back here. You're about to 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.080 leave this year, you get back here. I didn't say 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:38.520 anything offensive, I don't think anyway. Happy birthday, Big Bobby 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:44.480 d nineteen eighty eight. John Mishita thinks pronounced it. Give 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.960 us for a record by reciting five hundred and eighty 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.800 six words in a minute in Los Angeles. Can give 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:50.520 us a little bit of that. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:51.640 I'll give it a shout. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.480 I haven't done in a while here, So let's see 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:55.800 thread decays sisch twet him the Nuction Times, rec cous 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:56.920 I think to get at the press the full ten 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:57.320 you community. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:58.520 We gets of my friends right here, say a right here, 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.520 I'm going to place from a friend of seconds. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:01.240 In the other side. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:03.920 Sure, Bruce Avenueth he does every night. We reads your 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:08.840 years ten words a minute. Ever reads boss, very very quick, 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:09.320 very quick. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:10.080 It's impressive. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:13.520 Twenty fourteen, Kanye West married Kim Kardashian in Italy. This 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:16.520 was Kim's the third marriage in Kanye's first. They divorced 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.880 in twenty twenty two. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.720 When it comes to family, I mean Kanye and I 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.040 will always be family. 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:22.600 Yeah. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.720 What a couple they were. No one saw that coming. 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:25.240 Did they know? 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:25.880 What marriage? 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:26.400 Is she up to? 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:26.680 Now? 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:27.720 Has she gone again? 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.480 She wore number four? She married now? Yeah? 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:32.360 I thought she went again. 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:33.160 It's hard to keep up. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:34.720 She might have. 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.320 Oh, Kanye is remarried to an Australian. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:37.600 Yes. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.480 I remember Kim's little shock un wedding to Chris Humphries 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:42.840 the NBA basketball last like sixty days or something. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:47.480 Yeah, hy days blizz Yeah ruined his creator. 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.040 I watched that relationship unfold on keeping up with the Kardashians, 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.320 and it was doomed for failure from the beginning. 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.400 Yeah, should we wholesome this segment up a little bit. Okay, 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:59.520 let's talk about Delda Gudrim made number one on the 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.080 ARIA Up for the fifth time when her album Bridge 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:05.880 Over Troubled Dreams really smashed the charts. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:06.280 Good on her. 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:08.960 Are you going to play flawless Born to Try for me? 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.440 No, I'll go you one better. I'm going to pay 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:16.920 Nelly Fittado That one song I made twenty fourth in 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:23.600 two thousand and one was Man Eater. Oh well, just 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:26.440 breaking story. This how several scenes huge? 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.080 Okay, a serious one to start with. Rolf Harris died 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:35.760 at ninety three. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.960 I don't want to acknowledge the man's impact on the planet, 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:39.720 but I do want to acknowledge the pain and suffering 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:40.880 he caused his victims. 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.280 At the end, let's move on. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.920 How much do mass contestants get paid? I hear you 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:46.880 ask Andrew Hayes. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:50.160 That's a really interesting one because I think everyone naturally 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.800 assumes that these reality TV stars make bank. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.960 Yeah, no, not the case. Well, I mean this isn't 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:56.320 too bad. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:58.800 But Perth wedding celebrate Jesse, who was paired with the 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.040 Cheetah and in the columns Claire she just had a 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.160 party patch with someone after too many drinks. Anyway, on 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.520 the Channel on series revealed during a Q and A 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.800 on his Instagram's exactly what he pocketed. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.320 During the filming, which goes about three. 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.920 Months, we have paid one and seventy five dollars each week. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.760 The entire cast is not naive to the fact that, 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:18.160