Speaker 1: And welcome to the podcast this week. How is everyone?
Speaker 2: And we will going good? Mate, feel really really great.
Speaker 1: It's a really nice jacket there to Matthew for anyone
Speaker 1: that the.
Speaker 2: Old smoking jacket shooting pheasants.
Speaker 3: I'm so tired. I'm too tired to even go and
Speaker 3: have a mass out from a back.
Speaker 4: That's how tired I am after that, babe.
Speaker 5: Well that's because we just that's because we just finished
Speaker 5: the move move moved everything just down the road. But
Speaker 5: Jee's moving house is a ship.
Speaker 4: Job, the worst ever.
Speaker 2: This is the one room people that's going to be
Speaker 2: standing this remote like the pub, the shuts down and
Speaker 2: the poking rooms rolls.
Speaker 5: Claiming it, claiming on the builders said we need to
Speaker 5: We can't have you doing podcasting that we met. Our
Speaker 5: listeners are more important than any build that we got
Speaker 5: to do.
Speaker 2: Is I'd rather the place fall apart, which it has been.
Speaker 5: Literally your mic has cut out trashy talk about the builders.
Speaker 5: Just plug it and plug it at the back and
Speaker 5: plug it.
Speaker 2: You got it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's back on.
Speaker 2: You know what. I just want to say something about
Speaker 2: the moving. This woman, she's a machine. This woman I
Speaker 2: send to people in here. We had a couple of
Speaker 2: people here, and I said, you watch her go and
Speaker 2: she goes. Mate, she is tireless, like a lioness. She
Speaker 2: is you are You are amazing. You're an amazing You're
Speaker 2: an amazing mover.
Speaker 5: I will say some people have this for some people
Speaker 5: have their thing, you know what I mean, Like some
Speaker 5: people have their thing that gets some excited. For Dad,
Speaker 5: it's like talking about shape for chambers and numbers, Jack
Speaker 5: hosts it's food, you know what I mean. You try
Speaker 5: a conversation with Jack abb food. He'll run with that. Trish.
Speaker 5: For you, it's like moving and cleaning. You are just
Speaker 5: an absolute machine, like you get off on it.
Speaker 2: You are the Diego Maradonna of moving.
Speaker 1: And now you and now you turn into project manager.
Speaker 1: I was just listening to you talk to the builders before, Trish,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what they know? Whose boss really?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You throw them around. You know what else you
Speaker 5: good at?
Speaker 2: She throws around this.
Speaker 5: But negotiation and like negotiating to like how bullish you
Speaker 5: are and stubborn on some things like that, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean? Like you're very good at you know,
Speaker 5: you'll barter people down, like how did we talk about stories?
Speaker 5: How bad daddy is are bartering people down. Sometimes he
Speaker 5: barters them up. You are a machine at bartering.
Speaker 2: Like you will.
Speaker 5: You will tear troops off people. I'm sure they leave
Speaker 5: sometimes the builders and they go, how did they just?
Speaker 5: How did she just have our costs?
Speaker 2: She sends businesses to the wall.
Speaker 4: I would not do that.
Speaker 5: Well, you've done a pretty good job of it so far. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so you have an intro question.
Speaker 2: You're okay, look that damn jacket. The person you're right,
Speaker 2: the person you're right if they were a benevolent dictator,
Speaker 2: which is dictator in history, who would they be?
Speaker 5: You've had to say the same thing as me. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think we did this four weeks ago, same intro question.
Speaker 2: What I said in history?
Speaker 5: And we and we said the same thing to you
Speaker 5: back then, remember, because you remember Trish said, it's always
Speaker 5: Napoleon for you.
Speaker 4: Hang on, here you go.
Speaker 2: It was left last time this told me going into
Speaker 2: the rock.
Speaker 5: But that's not really it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to start.
Speaker 4: That's boring.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, okay, can I throw a random one?
Speaker 5: What about if you could be the inventor of one thing?
Speaker 5: What would.
Speaker 1: To cut with that? Inventor?
Speaker 5: I didn't give anyone prep though, to prepare it.
Speaker 4: Now I've aready got it.
Speaker 3: I want to have invented the ATM machine because yeah,
Speaker 3: every ATM transaction you get a cut.
Speaker 5: I don't know if the inventor would get the cart
Speaker 5: whether I think the people that put it in there.
Speaker 5: If you can, because you can own ATM machine.
Speaker 3: That's right, yeah, but I think you'd still get the
Speaker 3: cut because I know someone who knows someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's crazy, and they live in a good lab.
Speaker 1: Mine would be the Navidio chip that every it is
Speaker 1: using for AI these days. But if we don't want
Speaker 1: to go full nerd out, then it's the shamwell.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, sham wow. It's being down for something that
Speaker 2: is light easy. Most people like its recession proof.
Speaker 3: I want to go the dildaw, the dildo or the vibrator, Matthew,
Speaker 3: because may I say the vibrator is better.
Speaker 2: You're right one ahead of my Last night.
Speaker 5: Dad's only talking from.
Speaker 2: His experience chip my tooth on yours last night.
Speaker 3: Well, you did have to have a tooth repair while
Speaker 3: you hang on. That was when he was away in Washington.
Speaker 3: He chipped his too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, true, Never even you chip in your.
Speaker 4: Tooth on in Washington.
Speaker 2: Looks stuck and now now I'm going to vibrate the
Speaker 2: dildo slash vibrator. It's just what a booming industry. Everyone
Speaker 2: needs one.
Speaker 4: It would be a good industry. Actually online sex to industry.
Speaker 1: I think there is one and pretty successful and.
Speaker 5: I imagine they'd be cheat the manufacturerstic you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Plastic well dad just would usually.
Speaker 2: Yes, made from Walt Disneys teeth.
Speaker 4: And that's why your.
Speaker 2: Teeth well, mate, I know someone very well, very very
Speaker 2: well who used to own a news agency and a
Speaker 2: lot of these at the back of the news agency
Speaker 2: was the sex door.
Speaker 4: Well that was in the nineties.
Speaker 5: Is that what they used to like news agency as
Speaker 5: a little side hustle. Was it illegal or something.
Speaker 2: Had to be just you had to be to go
Speaker 2: in there had to be like removed from the general public.
Speaker 2: So it was like, I mean back this was the
Speaker 2: days when you had to buy skin magazines, get off.
Speaker 2: You know. It wasn't electronic, but also had Dill Doll's vibrators,
Speaker 2: antal beads, gag balls gaga Okay, gag ball is something
Speaker 2: you attached into the mouth, put in you know, that's
Speaker 2: seen in pole fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you do an impersonation? No, can just do an
Speaker 1: impersonation of what the gift was doing so Trush can know.
Speaker 4: Is he being rooted?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: I would have liked to have invented. I think the
Speaker 5: one thing that's universal and will continue to be universal
Speaker 5: the mobile phone. Like, in terms of that saying that's
Speaker 5: the last of test.
Speaker 1: To time, I don't know if you're right there, Well.
Speaker 5: You reckon that we're going to be past that one.
Speaker 1: I reckon once we developed teleportation, then what's the point
Speaker 1: of ringing? You just go see the person in person
Speaker 1: every time.
Speaker 5: I think we're a way. I don't think teleportation is
Speaker 5: ever going to be a thing. I don't think we
Speaker 5: could ever teleport somewhere in an instant.
Speaker 1: Imagine telling cavemen that we can community to engage each
Speaker 1: other across the world. Cooper, that's actually a good point, Cooper.
Speaker 3: When I was young, in a teenager, because I had
Speaker 3: a boyfriend who was a whale the time, and calling
Speaker 3: into and actually.
Speaker 4: Was really expected.
Speaker 1: It was really good looking, like a couple of.
Speaker 4: Hundred dollars like for a phone call.
Speaker 3: I used to imagine, oh my god, imagine a day
Speaker 3: when you can ring someone and look at them at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 4: Really, I thought it was fanciful.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was It was just when mobile phones first
Speaker 2: came out. It was like, so remember people tradish people
Speaker 2: had a mobile phone. People go oh wow, whoopy do
Speaker 2: like you know, showing off?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well the main people that had mobiles were the big
Speaker 3: brick ones that were like the boats and things agents.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that were huge.
Speaker 2: Teleporter you will happen one day. All you need to
Speaker 2: do is to know how to bend time and matter,
Speaker 2: bend the universe your way. That it's like when you
Speaker 2: see Star Wars. You know, I've said this before Star
Speaker 2: Wars when they hit the Millennium Falcon and you know,
Speaker 2: they poured through the universe. I disagree. I think what
Speaker 2: Han Solo was doing was hitting the brake and making
Speaker 2: the universe bend towards him.
Speaker 3: Have you had some mushies today, mate? They were free
Speaker 3: flowing up and biron on the weekend the marshes like, no,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that, but I love one of my
Speaker 3: friends that I She said to her husband, Or they've
Speaker 3: got some MUSHes. There's some MUSHes up here, And he
Speaker 3: said don't be a square take some.
Speaker 5: Her husband said, I love it.
Speaker 4: I said, no.
Speaker 3: Worries and to tell him ringing and you know, don't
Speaker 3: be boring, he said to I said, oh, you need
Speaker 3: to ring him back.
Speaker 4: And so I have no problem.
Speaker 3: I've now tried speed, cocaine and heroine and I'm joining
Speaker 3: an augy.
Speaker 1: I'm not so boring now to clip that up as
Speaker 1: one thing by itself, just a quick one.
Speaker 2: Was it Stu or Brian? Yeah? Because the other one.
Speaker 2: Brian wouldn't say that because he knows that his wife
Speaker 2: isn't boring. Joe's sort of very straight laced.
Speaker 6: She's not boring, I said, not boring, but straight straight lace.
Speaker 5: Right, Dad, You're off the P and G this week
Speaker 5: as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Monday.
Speaker 2: Yes, the Prime Minister of P and G, James Marape,
Speaker 2: he has invited me up there.
Speaker 4: Do you really think it's a pr exercise?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Steve Crawley, boss Fox Sports, just got
Speaker 2: in touch with me and Ben Hogarth. And for people
Speaker 2: who want to know who Ben, how is? You watch
Speaker 2: Morning Glory on the show he does all the fletch
Speaker 2: and hindy stuff, but he appears on Morning Glory. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he got in touch with us and said we want
Speaker 2: you to with Leon as well, go to P and G.
Speaker 2: I've only been up there once, but I just I
Speaker 2: was fascinated by the place.
Speaker 3: Disappointed, I wasn't. I've never been to P and G.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to beautiful. So at the supers go off
Speaker 3: and sale there around it's supposed to be spectacular.
Speaker 2: You go into the highlands, we've lost you, Matthew.
Speaker 5: You're my cutout as well. Now what the hell's going on?
Speaker 2: It's the ghosts. When you go to the sort of
Speaker 2: the deep jungles in the highlands of Guinea, it is insane.
Speaker 2: The beauty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would love to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you talk to me about birds of paradise. I've
Speaker 1: heard that a few times. What is a bird of paradise?
Speaker 2: A bird of paradise? Bird? A bird of paradise is
Speaker 2: a native bird of Guinea, only found in Guinea.
Speaker 3: Bird of paradise is a plant you know that we've
Speaker 3: got in the front yards.
Speaker 4: Orange and purple plants stick out.
Speaker 5: Can I ask you, Dad, are you sure it's called
Speaker 5: the bird of paradise or is that just what the
Speaker 5: natives referred to it as?
Speaker 4: Okay, do you know what.
Speaker 3: Actually, he might be right, because I think the plant
Speaker 3: is called the bird of paradise because it imitates the
Speaker 3: the fern on. What do you call it when you
Speaker 3: have a thing on top of your head like sort
Speaker 3: of thing. Yeah, I think it does.
Speaker 1: It's no a crane of paradise, Okay.
Speaker 2: The bird of paradise are members of the family Paradisia
Speaker 2: of the of the order. They are found mainly and
Speaker 2: Papa New Guinea as well as Eastern Australia in certain locations.
Speaker 4: In bushlet and is.
Speaker 2: Really they're really really hard to find. We went there
Speaker 2: once and we're flying through this gorge with chief and
Speaker 2: Paul Harrigan, not the chief of New Guinea, and we
Speaker 2: were up in the highlands of seeing the Huy and
Speaker 2: we went down and there were just birds of paradise
Speaker 2: everywhere flying around. I remember just going wow, snapshot in
Speaker 2: my brain. I didn't take a photo because nothing's like
Speaker 2: the human eye, and I thought I'll never forget this
Speaker 2: for the rest of my life, as opposed to that
Speaker 2: if you were dictator.
Speaker 1: So it's nearly twenty years, Matthews, more than that, because.
Speaker 6: I was years twenty years.
Speaker 3: Do you remember I remember him coming home, and he said,
Speaker 3: what they do up in the tribes with the children
Speaker 3: at four years of age, they are handed to mashetti
Speaker 3: and told to go off and then for themselves. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, mate, you boys are so spoiled.
Speaker 2: Yeah. One of the greatest writers of all time, Jared
Speaker 2: mom who I wrote, Guns, Germs and Steel, and he
Speaker 2: lives half of you. And pap New Guinea. He took
Speaker 2: his son over. You know, he just was fascinated how
Speaker 2: they raised their children a million miles away from helicopter parenting,
Speaker 2: and his son came back not not just unafraid of snakes.
Speaker 2: He has one hundred and sixty snakes in the house
Speaker 2: in America. Now. Second, he's over there because I saw
Speaker 2: my favorite riding John Ronson while I was in Washington.
Speaker 5: I know you spoke about that. You spoke about that
Speaker 5: very very sort of dressed like him today with that
Speaker 5: sort of corduroy jacket that you've got on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fancy you talking about fashion. Honestly, He's like, you're
Speaker 2: dressed in a parachute.
Speaker 4: I really like that shirt.
Speaker 5: That's what I thought, Matte.
Speaker 4: I mean, Matt, you don't get fashion.
Speaker 5: Look at you going on.
Speaker 4: It's a brown corduroy.
Speaker 1: It looks like a Boston gangster that's about to do
Speaker 1: a hit on someone.
Speaker 3: It actually reminds me a little bit of the first
Speaker 3: time I saw you we Matt when you had your
Speaker 3: mustard jeans on and your maroone no mustard shirt with
Speaker 3: the Marone jeans.
Speaker 4: He's got the Marone hat and.
Speaker 2: Brown doesn't sound like it should together and if it berfictly,
Speaker 2: it was great. But you weren't looking at that. You
Speaker 2: look at my ass.
Speaker 4: I was your ass, Yeah, nice ass.
Speaker 2: I was looking at your boobies. Oh you did not
Speaker 2: because you went really low cleavage. Used to wear addresses
Speaker 2: really low. Because I used to finish the ship then
Speaker 2: go to the topless.
Speaker 4: Bar might have made more money than.
Speaker 2: The Old Boy's day in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: It's insane, man, It's insane. And another little teas because
Speaker 5: we have one of the other old Storm Boys, Bronson Garlic.
Speaker 5: We might be doing a little bit of a pieting
Speaker 5: challenge at the end of this podcast, me and New Matthew,
Speaker 5: but the Old Boys weekend to be able to go
Speaker 5: back to a club that gave me so much, but
Speaker 5: I'd like to think it was reciprocal. It would like
Speaker 5: to think that it was very, very fun and can
Speaker 5: I just say right, because when you're a player, you're
Speaker 5: probably the I think the old boys when you see
Speaker 5: because you're preparing for a game, they kind of show
Speaker 5: them the best side of themselves, like the boys. You know,
Speaker 5: you how you feeling for the game. Yeah, our talk footy.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize how much these old boys could drink. Wow,
Speaker 5: it's all very old school.
Speaker 4: It was m VP.
Speaker 5: Oh mate, there's too many medals to hand out too,
Speaker 5: because I remember I was staying at Harry's joint and
Speaker 5: all the old boys had a hotel. He had like
Speaker 5: roommates at the hotel, but I didn't stay there. I
Speaker 5: stayed Harry's just like a breakaway. And I wasn't sure
Speaker 5: how much of it I do for the whole weekend.
Speaker 5: Dallas Johnson, Dallas because it was Cooper John's. Dallas Johnson.
Speaker 2: He's one of my favorites, Dallas.
Speaker 5: He is talking about tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think he had a few ATMs there for a while, actually.
Speaker 1: Talking about Yeah, I heard it, you know the ATMs
Speaker 1: that get yet sometimes at the at the pub, and
Speaker 1: that I've heard he had a few up and down
Speaker 1: the coast in the Mounties.
Speaker 5: Uh to you actually hear that he might have owned
Speaker 5: a few of them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that two dollars, that's now three dollars surcharge. You
Speaker 1: can blame Dallas, Johns, you can blame Dallas.
Speaker 4: You have a choice. Walk to your bank.
Speaker 5: You know what prepared?
Speaker 2: Well, what do I absolutely do that because you ship.
Speaker 4: Me you're one of those that just get them mountain
Speaker 4: money out of the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like that charge every in ten seconds street. Can
Speaker 1: you name me one pub that's near an ATM?
Speaker 5: A pub that's near at ATM?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Well, she said, go to the EIGHTTM, sorry, the nearest
Speaker 1: go to the nearest bank.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, the moan of our hotel just down
Speaker 3: the street, there's the eight alien said ATM.
Speaker 4: There's also a west.
Speaker 1: When you're trying to get money out ten pm at night,
Speaker 1: what's the no banks open?
Speaker 2: Right? No?
Speaker 3: No, what do you need money at ten o'clock at night?
Speaker 3: Tap man, just tap it and whack it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, anyway, Jack, thanks for derailing that whole conversation
Speaker 5: far out. But the old boys, so what we did
Speaker 5: down there now, it's no like secret that I'm quite
Speaker 5: a young old boy twenty six, I was the youngest
Speaker 5: spike there probably by a decade.
Speaker 2: Next failed early.
Speaker 5: I'd say it just pivot into a different career.
Speaker 4: I think so too.
Speaker 5: I agree, but even Dale Fanucin felt young, and Dale's
Speaker 5: he's had a lustriks career, but he doing with himself now.
Speaker 5: He works for the RPA on the Saturday right because
Speaker 5: I got there Thursday night was a thre whole day
Speaker 5: event they'd organized. Some of them are getting non blood
Speaker 5: tests and prostate exams because well, look a great idea
Speaker 5: for people in their demographic. But when you're twenty six
Speaker 5: and you're getting your prostrate check.
Speaker 6: Did you do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Lisa got something to compare it to in future?
Speaker 5: Well, I just thought it. And there was people were
Speaker 5: coming in, doctors and professionals doing like half an hour
Speaker 5: speeches about around prostate exams and stuff. And I was
Speaker 5: just trying to find any way to get out of
Speaker 5: there because I thought I shouldn't be here listening to
Speaker 5: this time.
Speaker 4: Did they did they look at your bow?
Speaker 5: Oh? I, Trish, I don't know what do you mean
Speaker 5: by that?
Speaker 2: They put their fingers in your ass? Was that the test?
Speaker 5: No, it's all blood tests now, so they gave you
Speaker 5: a blood test. They all gave me blood test for it. Yeah, now,
Speaker 5: which I thought was a little you prostate.
Speaker 4: I think if you have elevated.
Speaker 2: PSA then they figured.
Speaker 4: Well then they will do investigations.
Speaker 5: Have you had one down, because I think after you
Speaker 5: get over fifty, it's like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't touch his ass.
Speaker 2: They I asked for a second opinion.
Speaker 4: No, they usually included in his blood tests invoice.
Speaker 5: But it was a great weekend, man, it was a
Speaker 5: great weekend. So many team talk.
Speaker 4: I mean they won and they were came from what
Speaker 4: was it sixteen nil talk nil or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they did sixteen nail down after twelve minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay, when did you give speech the beginning or halftime?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 5: I gave her at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Belly Ate was up there and they said, look give it.
Speaker 5: It's old boys round. We want one of our boys
Speaker 5: to get up, and Billy Slater sort of was about
Speaker 5: to put his hand up and I put my hand
Speaker 5: on Slaty. I said, mate, I don't worry Slatzy, You've
Speaker 5: done enough work for Queensland during the week.
Speaker 2: I'll get up and do the speech meantime.
Speaker 5: So I take it well, I think I like to
Speaker 5: think the boys responded pretty well. I was up there.
Speaker 5: I got pretty emotional, I got pretty and I got
Speaker 5: pretty angry at one stage. On one stage, I tried
Speaker 5: to put my hand like punch the wall for a
Speaker 5: dramatic effect. One of the physios was there, ended up
Speaker 5: knocking him clean out. Oh but look around the whole
Speaker 5: thing of you know, you don't know in the present
Speaker 5: when you're in that locker room and you take it
Speaker 5: for granted play an NRL National Rugby League football. I
Speaker 5: said to the boys, when you get to my age,
Speaker 5: you start to realize that this game isn't forever, and
Speaker 5: these are the best years of your life. I wish
Speaker 5: there was a way of knowing you're in the good
Speaker 5: old days before you leave them.
Speaker 1: Did Josh King respond when he was three years older
Speaker 1: than you, Yeah, well he sort of went to put
Speaker 1: his hand up and I said, King, you sit the
Speaker 1: f down right now, or I'm going to slap you
Speaker 1: in front of this whole plane group.
Speaker 4: That would have said an amazing message out to everyone.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: And then anyway, I fight them up, you know, the
Speaker 5: whole whole Sheppielle. They went out there, bang Shappeel Chappelle,
Speaker 5: Corby Chappelle. Corby wasn't there, but they went out in
Speaker 5: the first fifteen minutes and they were down sixteen nilk Yeah.
Speaker 4: Were they thinking about your words?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: Do you recond?
Speaker 5: I'd like to think that probably I had the same
Speaker 5: effect that you know the halftime chat for New South
Speaker 5: Wales had. You know, they come out and they looked
Speaker 5: a little flat. They did look a little flat.
Speaker 2: You fit it in not just for seriously, just because
Speaker 2: you're an old boy the storm, but also you're an
Speaker 2: Overcastrian and the Melbourne Storm and new Castle ies have
Speaker 2: this amazing crossover.
Speaker 6: How many I reckon?
Speaker 2: There's a seven or eight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of.
Speaker 2: Naughty Scotty Hill played for the Hunt of Mariners who
Speaker 2: was nearby grew up Foster. But there's a there was
Speaker 2: there's a poor market.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Matt Bartlett and.
Speaker 4: The big guy that went to birth didn't he go
Speaker 4: to Storm?
Speaker 2: To Rodney? How?
Speaker 3: How he?
Speaker 2: How he went there?
Speaker 5: Breton Pomer, a lot of Clint Newton, of course, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a lot.
Speaker 2: A lot of.
Speaker 5: The list goes on and on.
Speaker 4: Current the Winger.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, which one? Maybe Castle and Birds are paradise,
Speaker 5: you're on fire, Jack, Greg Bird the But yeah, a
Speaker 5: lot of them, so a lot of the chat was
Speaker 5: around like how a lot of them had story is
Speaker 5: with Dad and Joey. Richard Swain was one of them.
Speaker 5: Shout out to Richard.
Speaker 4: He's a lovely fellow.
Speaker 2: Lovely.
Speaker 5: A lot of people might not know he's he said.
Speaker 5: So he was an international hooker, right, like, played one
Speaker 5: of the first hookers at the Melbourne Storm, played there,
Speaker 5: played for New Zealand, and he goes, how good am I.
Speaker 5: We're sitting there watching the game. He goes, how good
Speaker 5: am I?
Speaker 2: Gunt?
Speaker 5: You know your little mate Harry's out there now, you
Speaker 5: know he's only played half the time I did, and
Speaker 5: he's I'm already the third best hooker at this club.
Speaker 5: I came to a club I was an international hooker
Speaker 5: and the only two other hookers in the club are
Speaker 5: Karen Smith and Harry Grant. And he's just fallen to
Speaker 5: the third.
Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing? So like, in such a vital position,
Speaker 2: as such a in a position that is so robust
Speaker 2: and lends himself to short careers. They've only had three, well.
Speaker 5: They've only really had three long term like in terms
Speaker 5: of people that have played Inchcliff Brandon Smith.
Speaker 2: But essentially someone who's played over twenty games.
Speaker 1: Slave Griffin. Yeah, won a Grand Final fourteen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he did, Jack, he did, he did. You're on
Speaker 5: Jack again. I'll reiterate, you are on.
Speaker 2: Find that there is a certain thing in the air
Speaker 2: at the moment when we went away to Washington, Leon Mitchell, Leon,
Speaker 2: the guy who was smashed by homli Olata Leon. It's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, once he went into the nation's capital
Speaker 2: and went into America, everything changed. He had good ideas,
Speaker 2: he was funny, which is mind blowing.
Speaker 4: It happens.
Speaker 6: It happens to me a lot, right.
Speaker 2: And women honestly had to fight him off with They
Speaker 2: just loved him all the time. Then unfortunately he checked
Speaker 2: it back in when he came we're right at mascot
Speaker 2: because he's gone back to work and hasn't fired a shot.
Speaker 1: How does that relate to me?
Speaker 2: Off with a stick?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 4: Do we need to take Jack international and he might
Speaker 4: get funnier?
Speaker 5: Yea to a place that doesn't speak English? Can I
Speaker 5: say one of our one of our listeners sent through
Speaker 5: this today on Wikipedia. I want to show you guys, first,
Speaker 5: before I show Jack, someone's changed his name given to
Speaker 5: a very popular term that Jack uses on this podcast. Obviously,
Speaker 5: Jack's middle name is Carlin. He's huge, but he's huge.
Speaker 5: But someone someone, one of our listeners, got on your thing,
Speaker 5: Jack and called you Jack cobber. John's use that. That's
Speaker 5: what I call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all my old teammates, it's called cobber. I call
Speaker 1: Matthew cobber all the time on this podcast. It's just habit.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to do it.
Speaker 2: A great Australian term. It's one of one of the
Speaker 2: greatest Australian terms. And beautiful story happens with it. When
Speaker 2: they fought in the song in Villness, there's a story
Speaker 2: that it was fought in most awful mud in trench warfare,
Speaker 2: and they were going around scanning for someone who was alive,
Speaker 2: and this Australian soldier who was about to walk off
Speaker 2: the battlefield heard in a whispered tone, don't forget me cobber,
Speaker 2: and turned around. He dragged him out of mud and
Speaker 2: carried him off in his shoulders. Really, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3: That's a beautiful a statue in the song I've seen
Speaker 3: that and his mum, like you see the whites of
Speaker 3: his eyes.
Speaker 5: That's true as well, Matthew. Sorry, guys, you always do.
Speaker 5: Can we bring it back with Trisha?
Speaker 3: I got so much more from my Byron. Well, you guys,
Speaker 3: you know I'm just not a dominator.
Speaker 2: Well the builders were different.
Speaker 4: Go on, Well one could sit on their heels and
Speaker 4: do stuff all Matthew face.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 4: God I came back.
Speaker 3: Actually, the minute I sort of landed environment with the girls,
Speaker 3: I began to really appreciate having boys. Yeah, phone calls,
Speaker 3: phone calls after phone calls. Anyone with girls had phone calls. Needy, Needy, Needy, Needy, Needy, needy.
Speaker 3: Admittedly they are a little bit younger than you, but
Speaker 3: phone calls. The minute on the floor, where were your mom?
Speaker 3: There were tears, there were heights, there were someone stole
Speaker 3: her sister's bra and I was handed the phone and said, just.
Speaker 4: Listen to this.
Speaker 3: I've never heard screaming like it, never heard it, and
Speaker 3: it is wild. And then it actually got physical. I
Speaker 3: think one of his sisters started kicking, the other.
Speaker 5: Started kicking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on the phone. I handed it back to her.
Speaker 4: Marmo said, I think you need to do something.
Speaker 1: Wow, So what you're saying, Trish is you should be
Speaker 1: really kind of grateful for.
Speaker 4: You got grateful. I'm very grateful. Yeah, like, yeah, girls
Speaker 4: are I have heard that a lot. They're a little hard.
Speaker 5: Work, but you know, yeah, that's cut out of here.
Speaker 3: And then I even got a little bit grateful of you, Matthew,
Speaker 3: because you didn't hassle me all weekend, probably because matt
Speaker 3: was here having a bit of a neighborhood get together
Speaker 3: with everyone down the street and anyone else you could
Speaker 3: find for the mighty Tidies win.
Speaker 5: Hello. Do you think that like because some people say
Speaker 5: you know your people? No, no, no, you just let
Speaker 5: me get through this. Sorry, you're really thrown me off.
Speaker 5: Some people might say that's nice to have peace quiet,
Speaker 5: But I've had experience where you've come back and said,
Speaker 5: like you've been a bit silky because you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: no one loves me, and like you aren't ringing me
Speaker 5: and stuff. No, but is that just this time or
Speaker 5: is that like do you view it like that all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 4: No, you don't ring me.
Speaker 3: I mean admittedly if you ring me, it's where something's
Speaker 3: gone or and you need some right. I had about
Speaker 3: eight hour sleep over the last four nights.
Speaker 2: Sleep to basically know the English language.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Matthew, but yeah, I even appre said, did
Speaker 3: you because guess what pictures Brick was getting sent by
Speaker 3: Fletch breakfast.
Speaker 6: No, no, uh, pictures of puppy peo, oh, their dog
Speaker 6: all over the place.
Speaker 4: At least Matt didn't send me that. And I know
Speaker 4: that Little Louis did have diary one night.
Speaker 2: Fletcher Minefield so led me into a minefield on the
Speaker 2: show the other night when he said, mate, Maddie won
Speaker 2: at U coach state of Origin and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I put them on the spot and I went, mate,
Speaker 2: I'll do it if Joey did it. And it was
Speaker 2: just totally totally sort of you know, a joke, mate. Honestly,
Speaker 2: all day yesterday, all I've been doing copping calls off Journius. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't know, are you going to do it?
Speaker 1: You should do it because they know it would be
Speaker 1: an absolute. It would be an absolute, their work would
Speaker 1: be done for them.
Speaker 2: Brent rud He said, oh, God would be entertaining. I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: ready for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be I mean, it'd be great content
Speaker 5: for us to like the potty Jesus be juicy. So
Speaker 5: what else would and what was your answer to that?
Speaker 5: By the way, sorry, my answer is like no, I said,
Speaker 5: because you said on the show, if Joey does it,
Speaker 5: you help him out. Is that still the case or
Speaker 5: now you pulled that off?
Speaker 2: Well, I said it frivolously. Joey hasn't reached out. Joey's
Speaker 2: going to do it. Joey didn't he reached out. Of
Speaker 2: course I'd helped.
Speaker 1: Did you say that?
Speaker 2: Knowing that probably just a good way to worm out
Speaker 2: of it? But yeah, so you know, it was funny.
Speaker 2: I rang Trish, Sorry, Jack, I rang Trish. That's she
Speaker 2: would to do a health through treat.
Speaker 4: But we did healthy, We did breathing.
Speaker 2: Breath was under the thing. Yeah, health anyway. I rang
Speaker 2: it one morning and she goes, where are you going?
Speaker 2: I went, oh, God, you sound a bit hunging out.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, but do a breath work yesterday? Okay,
Speaker 2: like we in Haley Mozille.
Speaker 1: What's Mozelle?
Speaker 3: Mozelle's the opposite of reasoning big in the eighties or
Speaker 3: Mozille what's okay?
Speaker 4: Time of white wine? Ah?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, right?
Speaker 5: Because I didn't know what reasoning it.
Speaker 3: Was I haven't heard of Mozille, that was a big
Speaker 3: eighties and reasoning it's come back, it's full circle.
Speaker 4: But Mozelle has made it to come back yet.
Speaker 2: Served in a cask drank at best before.
Speaker 5: How would you expected us to know that? You know
Speaker 5: that was big in the eighties and drink.
Speaker 4: Do you do you recall the fruit alexia?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I did have an experience on that one time. What
Speaker 3: was the cask of fruit alexia included vomiting?
Speaker 1: It sounds it sounds like it's a bit of a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I vomited on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Again you are a vomited Well, usually it's tactical because
Speaker 5: it makes me like then I feel better after, But
Speaker 5: this time it was vomb and done like it was vomited.
Speaker 5: I went out the front. Matt Geyer like he beuffer
Speaker 5: was he was had a cab and he held it
Speaker 5: for me, said I'll drop you, and then he dropped
Speaker 5: me out. One of the other old boys was in
Speaker 5: the back of the cab, didn't close. I was sitting
Speaker 5: in between here like I was squished in the middle.
Speaker 5: They were two big lads. He opened he left his
Speaker 5: cab door open and just wasn't even like he just
Speaker 5: wasn't going to shut it. He was just sitting there talking.
Speaker 5: Cab driver was mustn't have looked back and seen that
Speaker 5: the door was open, took off. Boom, it's just a station.
Speaker 5: Just fly straight to the completely off. Oh no, and
Speaker 5: then he just goes, oh, what did you get Why
Speaker 5: did you start the car? The door was clot over,
Speaker 5: and then he just gets out and walks off.
Speaker 2: Surely he was compensated. When the cabby you have.
Speaker 4: To claim assurance. Well, I mean it's his halt. The
Speaker 4: door wasn't clear. You got a passenger.
Speaker 5: It's like when you what a bad rule. That is
Speaker 5: like you've got to be in charge of all the passengers.
Speaker 5: It's like when your backseat passenger doesn't have his seat
Speaker 5: belt on and a copper goes, oh, then.
Speaker 2: You get fined, you tube blokes. But that was you
Speaker 2: driving Jack. No, it was me. It was you and
Speaker 2: Jack didn't have his seatbelt on. Yeah, you got done.
Speaker 2: But the copper looked after you. In the fact that
Speaker 2: he saw young guys, he just basically gave you the impression.
Speaker 2: It was double the merits too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna lost my license.
Speaker 1: And on the other.
Speaker 5: The reason they pulled me over initially was.
Speaker 4: Because boys were singing.
Speaker 5: Jack and all of his mates were like blind, and
Speaker 5: one of them threw a coat hanger in the back
Speaker 5: seat and he was hanging out the window and then
Speaker 5: threw it on like out of the winds and me, No,
Speaker 5: it wasn't you, I said, Jack and his dead ship mates,
Speaker 5: we know which one was. Yeah, we know which one
Speaker 5: it was. And if you listen to Harry, if you
Speaker 5: listen any And then there was undercover cops. They've been
Speaker 5: following me for like five minutes. And the reason they
Speaker 5: and do you remember this, I reckon, The reason they
Speaker 5: didn't book me was because remember they got an emergency
Speaker 5: mic through someone goes get to the whoever's in this
Speaker 5: get to this address quick. It was almost like someone
Speaker 5: like they had like an assault or something at someone's house,
Speaker 5: and they went, oh, we'll finish this later. You'll get
Speaker 5: an infringement in the mail. And they because they were detectives,
Speaker 5: because they were under cover, they just like legged it
Speaker 5: straight away. And I reckon, they I don't reckon. They
Speaker 5: usually stop people because they were in undercover. I don't
Speaker 5: reckon their role was traffic offensive.
Speaker 4: They just thought, these young blokes need to be told.
Speaker 1: I told you earlier.
Speaker 6: Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: I think maybe just came out of pre season for twenties, so.
Speaker 5: Jack, you were eighteen. Because I was dropping you guys
Speaker 5: into town, I couldn't drink yet, I was. I would
Speaker 5: have just had my red peas for like the mark.
Speaker 2: To show Beach Cops, which is shot in around Manly
Speaker 2: and Coloroi and all the rest of it. I don't know,
Speaker 2: there's so much crime around here, scary. I think that's everywhere,
Speaker 2: bro represent two ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Would I be able to possibly Matthew bring up recipe
Speaker 1: of the week please?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And I've got a little bit of feedback.
Speaker 1: On last week's one.
Speaker 3: He's dinner Sunday night the best thing I've ever had
Speaker 3: in my life. It did an amazing spaghetti biaise and
Speaker 3: homemade for Gusha with Andre Domato's olives and Rossa Maria.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was.
Speaker 1: It was quite good, Chrish.
Speaker 5: Would you agree?
Speaker 4: Incredible, Patasha, I've ever tasted.
Speaker 2: In my mind, really, I've never been a fan of preservatives,
Speaker 2: but I'm a big fan now because I had a
Speaker 2: taste of Jack's when he first got it done, and
Speaker 2: it was delicious. I had a taste of it the
Speaker 2: next day. It was absolutely horrendous, had gone so stale, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: She's threw it in the ocean.
Speaker 5: It's too fresh, feeding the fish and apparently even ducks
Speaker 5: were swimming around it.
Speaker 2: So when do you bring on preservatives?
Speaker 4: Blessing us with jack?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, So what we did, Washa obviously going
Speaker 1: buy it for a recipe of the week this week.
Speaker 1: So basically what we did is we chucked in. You
Speaker 1: put your flower in. We put five hundred grams of
Speaker 1: flour in.
Speaker 4: We put so is that plain or self razing?
Speaker 1: That was just plain flower? And then we put yeast in.
Speaker 1: So we put seven grams which is one of those
Speaker 1: packets of those instant yeats in. Mix it in with
Speaker 1: some warm water and olive oil, any sort of play
Speaker 1: around with ittle bit and let it sit a few
Speaker 1: times and stuff like that. A little bit of salt,
Speaker 1: throw it in there, a little bit of honey. You
Speaker 1: got to chuck a little bit of honey. I'm not
Speaker 1: so sure. No, it was part of the recipe. And
Speaker 1: then what you do is you let it set fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Then you you gotta you gotta play with the door
Speaker 1: but you gotta like sort of like you know, flip
Speaker 1: it over, and it's a.
Speaker 4: Bit like a pizza dough. You've gotta work it. You've
Speaker 4: gotta work.
Speaker 2: Something caught him doing.
Speaker 1: You gotta get some air into You've got to get
Speaker 1: some air into it. Yeah, fifteen minutes, do it the
Speaker 1: same thing again, do that off and on.
Speaker 4: Did you put it out signed in the sun?
Speaker 1: And then no, it was just a bit cold because
Speaker 1: this time of year. So what we end up doing
Speaker 1: was we ended up we end up grabbing it. You
Speaker 1: put it to the side, You get a pan, all right,
Speaker 1: You get it like a normal baking pan, and then
Speaker 1: you just fill it with like like a little bit
Speaker 1: of olive oil. You make sure it's coated all around it.
Speaker 1: And then we grabbed the actual dough that was done,
Speaker 1: and you can tell it's done because it starts sort
Speaker 1: of like self bubbling a little bit. And then you
Speaker 1: put it in the pan. You let it sit in
Speaker 1: the pan with a piece of baking sheet over the
Speaker 1: top of it in the sun.
Speaker 5: Then trashies a lot of letting it sit.
Speaker 4: All good things take time, Cooper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true.
Speaker 1: And then what you do is once it's ready to go,
Speaker 1: you chuck a little sit there about an hour it
Speaker 1: sat four there. Then you take it off, get the
Speaker 1: oven pre heated to one eighty and then you get
Speaker 1: some I cut up some me and Jem cut up
Speaker 1: some olives, be the sun dried tomatoes, salt pepper, some
Speaker 1: rosemary cut up, and you put that in the little
Speaker 1: divots because you make your divots into it, all right,
Speaker 1: as you know. And then put in the oven. And
Speaker 1: then about twenty four to twenty six minutes in the
Speaker 1: oven at one age and so good done, yea, so
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 3: And then with the spaghetti bolonnaise, it was incredible, Jack's
Speaker 3: It is insane, is that?
Speaker 4: And I may have gone to the best restaurant I've
Speaker 4: ever been to up in bar Into.
Speaker 5: It's cool, mate, not telling you well that it's not.
Speaker 4: Like the mean discounts, so I'm not giving them a
Speaker 4: free plug called four.
Speaker 1: Four four four like a number four.
Speaker 4: No, it's a French word for fire. If you full
Speaker 4: oh for.
Speaker 3: And you enter it, yeah, it's not cheap, sorry, Matte,
Speaker 3: you paid for it. You enter it through a cargo
Speaker 3: containing that door.
Speaker 4: That's very cool. There's a secret bar in there.
Speaker 3: And when you go to the toilet you've got people
Speaker 3: reading your fairy tales. Actually stayed there a bit longer
Speaker 3: just to hear the next you know that laid the.
Speaker 5: Golden like an audio book.
Speaker 1: So were they actually French Trish? Because that only is
Speaker 1: Australian made.
Speaker 4: No, it's owned by Shannon Bennett.
Speaker 5: Who's Shannon Bennett? Is he Wanes and Bennett?
Speaker 4: He owns Rudemont in Melbourne?
Speaker 6: Oh no way, it's a big.
Speaker 2: Chef Wowowton it was.
Speaker 4: I saw him met a.
Speaker 5: Water a junior football So it lives in Fresher there.
Speaker 5: Who's up the road from d C?
Speaker 2: Very good d C. I believe, Yeah, he is there.
Speaker 5: He went on DC's Bucks party two Vegas. Actually he
Speaker 5: was at the wedding. He was just up there just
Speaker 5: making all the get down and give me five, get
Speaker 5: down and give me fours.
Speaker 4: House of the Dragon. It's finally restarted.
Speaker 1: Are you watching? Well?
Speaker 3: I want to because it was just getting really good.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, I've got to go back and
Speaker 3: watch right from the beginning. But because I forgotten it
Speaker 3: was so long ago stopped.
Speaker 1: Well, I was watching the other night. I was a
Speaker 1: bit crooked and I ended up watching it by myself
Speaker 1: and Cooper and friend walked in and I basically gave
Speaker 1: him the whole rundown of what happened for the last
Speaker 1: three seasons. So you should have been there for that.
Speaker 4: Have you watched the new series?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I watched the new season, just episode episode.
Speaker 5: Anyone who just listened to Jack's recipe of the week,
Speaker 5: My poor partner said to Jack, you know what is David?
Speaker 5: What's I don't have an associated names yet.
Speaker 2: Jack. She associated with Heroin Bother.
Speaker 5: She shed true, she said to Jack. She said to Jack, Oh,
Speaker 5: what's this show about? Jack paused it, turned around and
Speaker 5: gave the most in detail. It's Jack was the season three.
Speaker 5: He went through season one too. She was too nice
Speaker 5: to stop and go. I'd like, I don't really, I'm
Speaker 5: not that invested. When for seventeen minutes Jack spoke.
Speaker 1: For you do it? It was she was. She wanted us,
Speaker 1: She was asking questions she knew she wanted.
Speaker 2: She's serious.
Speaker 4: I keep saying Jack and Matt, it's of feathers.
Speaker 5: Birds of Paradise. God, they are like in what sense
Speaker 5: they can talk?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's so like a Matt thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Stop if you ask about a place, he goes, oh
Speaker 3: and you know, give you the history of the place
Speaker 3: through the dictators were, how it was overthrown.
Speaker 5: That's going to be the populatest episode titled Birds of Paradise.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's time for the dream Team, and today the
Speaker 2: dream Team is this. If someone came up to your
Speaker 2: niece or nephew or just a friend and said, give
Speaker 2: me the four best towns of cities in Australia to
Speaker 2: go out on a hand snider or a Bucks night,
Speaker 2: which would they be?
Speaker 5: Okay? Can I flag another thing? So magic when we
Speaker 5: did the Magic Round post episode, you did the dream
Speaker 5: Team and you did, what are the top four best
Speaker 5: places to live in.
Speaker 2: Visit?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going on.
Speaker 2: I'll change it. Dream Team. Give me if you were
Speaker 2: to start your own flag, your own country that was
Speaker 2: called Cooperville? Is it Cooperville?
Speaker 4: Is it really country?
Speaker 1: Shelby?
Speaker 2: What are the three colors you use for the flag?
Speaker 2: Tricia Trisia armor?
Speaker 4: Going green?
Speaker 3: Definitely green, and then you need the contrast, so then
Speaker 3: I'm going to go white, green, white, and what works
Speaker 3: nicely with the both of them? I mean obviously red,
Speaker 3: but then that's the Italian flag. I've just created series
Speaker 3: which is hot pink.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've gone I've gone some of the nutrition. I've
Speaker 2: gone like a light green.
Speaker 6: No, no, mine's very bold rich green.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I've gone a light blue and white.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a country that call. I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to think which one of these has got those colors anyway,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Grease no, So so we can just do two colors
Speaker 1: and Matthew, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go like
Speaker 1: the similar the Swedish colors. I like that gold yellow
Speaker 1: and the blue.
Speaker 2: I like that for the blue. Yeah. Simple.
Speaker 5: Now I'm actually glad you moved to this right because
Speaker 5: this it begs itself to quite a significant week for
Speaker 5: me as well, with the Cooper John's Cup on Saturday
Speaker 5: between aka the Battle of Brookvale storm versus mainly right,
Speaker 5: So it's a it's a Brookie over should go. But anyway,
Speaker 5: sad day, you got anything.
Speaker 4: On, probably I will probably should.
Speaker 5: Celebrate your son, but I do My three colors for
Speaker 5: Cooperville would be marone yep, purple yep, and then white
Speaker 5: separating the two.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Do you actually want to take me to the football
Speaker 4: with you?
Speaker 5: I'll go with you to watch John's car.
Speaker 4: Is it in the day, because I only go out
Speaker 4: in the day.
Speaker 6: I don't really quite late seven.
Speaker 2: Thirty because opinion. The other day I wore an outfit
Speaker 2: winter to Memoriam and it was a check pant, check
Speaker 2: pant and top with sort of horizontal pattern. It shouldn't
Speaker 2: have gone together. It really shouldn't have if it was
Speaker 2: a fashion mistake. Yet it did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a color.
Speaker 3: There was a gray check pant and but a beauty
Speaker 3: of lovely blue funeral.
Speaker 2: I was always Memoriam. I was always My mum used
Speaker 2: to say, whatever you do, the worst two colors to
Speaker 2: put together with marone and red too similar.
Speaker 4: That was her fashion advice. She didn't mention mustard and
Speaker 4: burguned it.
Speaker 1: They worked together and Jacket's amazed look like a serial
Speaker 1: killer with the beauty.
Speaker 5: Did anyone compliment you with the memorial?
Speaker 6: I really hope not.
Speaker 2: Now. After I did the Cooper Krong podcast, before I
Speaker 2: went to the Memoriam, I went upstairs with Fox Pause
Speaker 2: because I think, and I'm looking pretty good. When I
Speaker 2: walked in and like, wait, look at this, and I
Speaker 2: was like, hey, guys, sometimes you just got to make
Speaker 2: an effort.
Speaker 4: Look at you. Okay, have we on the tips?
Speaker 3: Yes, Jacko, you got six last week you topped us.
Speaker 3: The rest of us all got fight. But Cooper is
Speaker 3: still leading on seventy two points and I'm still trailing in.
Speaker 3: I'm seventy one, Matt's on sixty nine, and Jack you've
Speaker 3: gone up to sixty eight.
Speaker 4: Why did you giggle?
Speaker 1: Are you two? It's just too No, No, he just
Speaker 1: laughed because he thought of that joke about birds of
Speaker 1: Paradise and he.
Speaker 2: Went Panthers last week too, didn't you know?
Speaker 6: I went t Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, Actually, we all mighty tidy loyalty. Okay, okay, Eels Rabbits.
Speaker 4: How Eels have been picking up their game, have they.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go I'm going to go South Latro.
Speaker 2: But I just sort of think this is an important game. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it also been Els have always been in a round
Speaker 2: most of this year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to go Rabbits, Jacka.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm young Rabbits as well.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: I guys, I'm going to go a little bit away
Speaker 5: from you, guys. I'm going to sniff an upset. I'll
Speaker 5: go Paramatta then.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Titans and the Bulldogs obviously.
Speaker 2: I'm a tight, tight tight Bulldogs. Bullogs arepreneur out look goods, yes,
Speaker 2: until you out with a hamstring. They were good last
Speaker 2: week though, Man, they're good last week. Lachlan Galvin were
Speaker 2: really starting to find himself. But yeah, Titans.
Speaker 5: I'll go to the Titans too.
Speaker 4: Yep, good, So you should Broncos Roosters. I'm going the Roasters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going with the Roosters. Look too much going
Speaker 2: on at the Broncos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Roosters as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to go the Roosters.
Speaker 4: Dolphins and the Wires. I'm going Dolphins.
Speaker 2: I'm going Dolphins, mate. They can win the compets.
Speaker 4: I mean, I want the Wars to win, but I
Speaker 4: just think that they are on the.
Speaker 2: Second line of betting. Now the Dolphins really, yeah really,
Speaker 2: Panthers are two dollars fifty and they're about nine bucks
Speaker 2: to Dolphins. Yeah, that's the second line of betting.
Speaker 5: Wow, it's that bigod yeah, Jack, Yeah, Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Dolphins are on fire.
Speaker 5: What the Dolphins as well?
Speaker 4: Okay, Cowboys Panthers. I'm going Panthers. I think they'll come back.
Speaker 2: Panthers bounced back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Panthers bounced back after that lost to the Titans
Speaker 1: last week, Pan with Panthers.
Speaker 4: Okay, see your storm, I'm thinking maybe the storm merely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm goingball.
Speaker 2: Oh see, this is so hard for me because like
Speaker 2: led both clubs.
Speaker 5: Well, it's just hard for me because like obviously, when
Speaker 5: your name is affiliated with a game.
Speaker 4: Where's your bestest or best mates? Where are they?
Speaker 5: Well that's hard, gues mate.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of like, well I feel that you
Speaker 3: need to follow him, especially since he's the captain.
Speaker 1: Pretty rough on Corey with and Ruby garritcue.
Speaker 5: I see there are boys there that your back.
Speaker 2: Boys.
Speaker 5: It's so hard, man, it's like you guys not tipping
Speaker 5: the Titans.
Speaker 4: Well, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: The Golden point.
Speaker 1: Get ten points in Cooper back and draw as a risk.
Speaker 5: Okay, if what happens, if my back of draw get
Speaker 5: two points this year, if you back it, if you're
Speaker 5: able to back a drawer, you get five points.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty good.
Speaker 5: It's get point two points. It's nowhere near enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, five points.
Speaker 5: I'm going and can we just say technically right, well,
Speaker 5: it just has to go to extra time, like.
Speaker 2: No, okay, hold on you with me.
Speaker 6: It has to be a draw.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Can I just add to this? I think
Speaker 2: has got a point if it goes if it is
Speaker 2: draw straight away, you get to you you get two
Speaker 2: points if it's a draw. If it goes to golden
Speaker 2: point and ends up a draw, you get ten points
Speaker 2: to and five. She wins, she always does.
Speaker 4: I'm the master, You're so weak. And Raiders Dragons. I'm
Speaker 4: going to go for the Raiders.
Speaker 1: They need a little lap Raiders as well, they need
Speaker 1: a wine.
Speaker 2: Are they sick?
Speaker 5: And last, I'll check for it right here they are.
Speaker 2: Second last, d here you going, I'm going Raiders.
Speaker 1: There was actually just start going into this year that
Speaker 1: last time they'd actually gone into the top four, they'd
Speaker 1: gone somewhere close to last as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to go the Raiders.
Speaker 3: Okay, And the last game of the weekend Nights and Tigers.
Speaker 3: I'm going the mighty nineties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mighty nineties.
Speaker 4: Where are they at the moment?
Speaker 1: Nights are fifth at the moment, but like after they
Speaker 1: win last week, a third and then a couple of
Speaker 1: teams just got in line with them, so they got
Speaker 1: the lesser for and against their tied third with I
Speaker 1: think the Roosters and someone else so Dolphins.
Speaker 2: Maybe it'll be a hard game, mate, Tigers really need
Speaker 2: to win this. I'm desperate as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah you Knights, Yeah I am Knights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're pretty much all got the same except for
Speaker 3: draw me. I need Storm to win.
Speaker 4: And there was so I went against you boys.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll just come up with an idea for
Speaker 2: a segment next week. Can you drop this down? Sure?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go and this is not going to
Speaker 2: be a segment every week. Just just went off. Cooper's
Speaker 2: played for Manly and he's played for the Storm Coopers.
Speaker 2: Jack played for the Knights. In the house, I'm going
Speaker 2: to run through questions for both of you, which I
Speaker 2: think people find really interesting. So to be Runner, Cooper,
Speaker 2: Melbourne or Manly. If you if you're going to go
Speaker 2: away for a weekend away? Which setup plays be more fun?
Speaker 2: But you can then say, right, if something happened and
Speaker 2: she hit the fen, you had to find yourself, you know,
Speaker 2: survived something, which, yeah, so we'll do it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I are going to read more specific you
Speaker 1: need it, like which squad of which year too? It
Speaker 1: has to be like it has to be twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: you know, which.
Speaker 2: You know, like which which like and people all find
Speaker 2: these things like which trained the hardest, which had most
Speaker 2: fun at training? All those things?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, let's do it then, people.
Speaker 4: Have a great week.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: No, I'm recovering from moving and organizing renovation.
Speaker 2: She deserves a rest mate.
Speaker 6: Yeahs and I.
Speaker 4: Just want to hang out with my.
Speaker 5: Dole even weeks at a spell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm so tired, I can't even go and have
Speaker 4: a mass ouch.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that. I'm sure someone who's just grafting away
Speaker 1: is going.
Speaker 2: The boys, the boys in the cold buds. Put your
Speaker 2: shovels in for Trisha.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's is so tight you can't have a massage.
Speaker 5: Pass it on straight up into the next cold.
Speaker 1: So what's that segment?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 5: Which one?
Speaker 2: That one's one?
Speaker 5: That's a rich one. Now get ready for the greatest
Speaker 5: piloting challenge that you've ever gone.
Speaker 2: Take it away that you've ever gone? Take away?
Speaker 5: Okay, ready, start again, and now get ready for the
Speaker 5: greatest piloting challenge of all time.
Speaker 2: Bring them in, Bring them in. Okay, let's do it again.
Speaker 6: That job.
Speaker 2: Now, prepare yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, for the most adventurous,
Speaker 2: the boldest, the creamiest, crustiest meat.
Speaker 5: Well friends at Garlos, which we're all fraid to them.
Speaker 5: Matthew would have played against Shawna where they're actually doing
Speaker 5: a big piet in competition at the Culjibay Hotel twentieth
Speaker 5: of September. So we thought we thought we jump on
Speaker 5: the back of it because people can Actually it's public right.
Speaker 5: People can submit a video to there's a link. We're
Speaker 5: going to put it in our potty auditions. They can
Speaker 5: do it in auditions. Yeah wow, And you've got to
Speaker 5: have two pies, eat it as fast as you possibly can,
Speaker 5: and then submit the video to the link for your
Speaker 5: chance to be selected. Your chance went in five grand
Speaker 5: at this pilot in competition.
Speaker 4: Can I can I enter?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Not related well, the submissions at the end of July
Speaker 5: they finished, so people can get but this is our submission.
Speaker 2: Good Uncle Codi, Uncle Coudy, Uncle COUTI used to like
Speaker 2: his beer warm and loved pies to eate them. Frozen's
Speaker 2: Blind drunk eight fourteen. Frozen Uncle fourteen rest in peace
Speaker 2: no longer with his uncle Couter three two.
Speaker 4: Well, Matt's in three three gutes deep.
Speaker 1: You've got to breathe down it's a bit hot, Coops
Speaker 1: was a little bit.
Speaker 4: What flavor did you go with? Guys? Good hot protein.
Speaker 4: Math is definitely in the lead. So okay, Matt's completed one.
Speaker 1: Cooper is just finish off his first Matthew is already
Speaker 1: a whole mouthful into his second pie.
Speaker 4: Could you'll have to lick that mince off your fingers?
Speaker 6: Mate?
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's really making a big effort here to
Speaker 3: be actually, Oh wow, we're more.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, a late resurgence coming on.
Speaker 4: Please, don't choke.
Speaker 6: Not a big mouth, Coop, You've got no idea.
Speaker 3: You're so inappropriate. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Cooper,
Speaker 3: you will choke.
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's dangerous.
Speaker 4: And the last swallow, Matt's a very good swallower.
Speaker 1: Wow, two minutes.
Speaker 4: Twenty nine, Well done, mate, Incredible, incredible.
Speaker 2: That hot hot dogg chapping Joey Chestnuts.
Speaker 5: He's just like, it's a pretty crazy skill to be
Speaker 5: able to smash our feed that quick.
Speaker 4: It's a fancy belt your throat goat now. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 4: you need that picture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is good.
Speaker 4: Take a photo.
Speaker 5: Stare straight down the bar of the camera. There you
Speaker 5: Joey Chestnut and he did.
Speaker 4: It with thunglasses on cute.
Speaker 1: How all right?
Speaker 5: Nice