WEBVTT - Producer Zoe Reveals Her Most Disastrous Date Yet 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:09.879 We got get morning every day dating disasters. The times 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:13.840 has just gone so so wrong because someone who is 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:17.439 very very good at dating sometimes two dates at once, 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:21.520 sometimes four or five dates in one day. Yea is producers. 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.119 So I was waiting for you to jump in and 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:24.040 say that's not true. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:27.240 Well I was about to, but I have done the 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:32.559 two dates in a day thing. Oh yeah, is it? 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.519 Though? Didn't know? 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.559 Yeah, dating is disastrous. It is the worst thing. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.519 So, just to give everyone some background, you've just come 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:45.080 back from your hot girl summer in Europe. You were 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.919 sort of a little bummed about coming back to us. 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.479 We did not take that personally, a. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:53.840 Little bit personally, not to come back to you guys 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.280 bum to come back to you know, this weather, this city, 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:58.760 these men, et cetera. 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.440 Deez man, I think it was a little bit confronting. 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:03.840 When Zoe walked in here and she looked us all 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:04.280 up and down. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:08.800 I was like, well, I was confronting for you, because 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.080 you're the only blow. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:16.280 Of this studio. So you've come back and you came in. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.720 To work and you said I'm going on a date 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:20.360 tonight and you would not pumped about it. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.240 I was not that pumped about it. First, what it 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.119 was a Tuesday night date where you get up at 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:26.440 very early hours. I was like, Tuesday night date is 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:28.520 a bit rough, but I'll do it. It was a 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.000 little hinge number, so we'd now online. We've been talking 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:32.800 for a couple of days and the chat was easy 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.000 over text. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:35.000 This is awesome. 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:38.200 And then you hit me with the are you from Adelaide? 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:39.440 I was like, yeah, where are you from? And he 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.119 said Sacramento, California. 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:47.000 Oh sack down, go the Kings Go, Kings go. Tarn fuss. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.560 Well, for anyone who knows me knows I have a deep, deep, 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.120 deep issue with Americans and it's not fair and it's 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:55.600 rude of me, but I. 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:58.280 Can't stand them a year to sit here on this 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:01.560 platform right now and say that you don't find Trump attractive. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:05.280 No, He's the exception. So anyway, I went into it 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.720 with an open mind at the advice of Jodiotti. Thanks Jodes, 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.080 who said, if nothing else, you could make a good friend, 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.680 which wasn't the objective. Oh okay, and I went on 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.320 this date. We went for a drink and I think 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.919 I can say it was the worst date I have 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.639 ever been in my life. It was not good so 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.080 I opened my mind aggressively to the fact that he 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.680 was American. I was like, you know what, stop being 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:27.359 so dodgmental. This is why you're single. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:27.760 Yeah. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.320 I was like, it'll be fine. You're completely fun. Walked 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:31.360 in and said, heybro. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:33.120 He said you got brod. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:34.400 I got braid on drink. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.160 God, I thought you meant used to it. I was like, babe, 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:36.480 what do you. 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.480 With the accent to try and impress him. No, you 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.079 hit me with a haybro. Within ten minutes, he'd said 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:43.280 three racist things. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.200 To you to me people. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:50.000 So if there's any one who's going to pull you 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:53.959 up on anything politically incorrect, it will be our Zoe. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.320 Right, So work, she's almost asleep. 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.440 I'm so woke. I'm exhausted. So yeah, he said a 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.040 couple of not some underward things at the start. 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.280 Did you correct him though? 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:09.839 He yeah, well yeah, I went, oh, nah, you don't 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.919 have to say that, and then he opened one thing 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.320 with oh I was going to say this, but I 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:15.919 won't say it. I was like, don't have to. I'm 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.360 all good, Yeah, you don't have to say it. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:17.720 That's fine. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.399 The guverty ringstin. Yeah. 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.239 Anyway, the day I went on awfully. He talked about 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.560 himself the entire time, didn't ask me a single question 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.080 about myself, talked about his work in great detail, to 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.000 the point of googling it and showing me the website 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.240 and everything, great, great, great detail. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:32.880 What did he do out adventures? 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:41.680 I'm not saying, because I'm very clearly identify who is. Anyway, 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.800 the date went awfully. I sculled my wine to get 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:45.440 out of there as soon as possible. He then asked 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.640 me for a lift home, which I find incredibly icky 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:49.240 on a first day. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.520 I was a little dangerous, well a. 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.680 Little bit also, can't be bothered. 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:53.280 I've got work at. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.000 Four o'clock in the morning. And then so I did. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:56.000 And when we were in. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:57.600 The car he lived at matt Gambia, I was. 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.520 I drove him to the squad true trip. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.200 On the way home in the car, you're sitting next 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:04.440 to someone in the car. It's a bit awkward. You're 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:08.000 a little bit trapped. He said to me, So what 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.120 are we doing. We're gonna like hang out again. And 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:11.800 I was like, oh, this is incredibly awkard. We're still 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:12.600 got ten minutes of the drive. 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.200 Can I just was amazing cos. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.240 I would not dates was this guy wearing goggles? Yeah, 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:27.120 I thought that was strange. I couldn't say what it does. 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:29.480 And then yeah, we're driving in the car. I want 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.120 to see me again. I'm being very polite, and as 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.880 we stop, he hits me with the can I have 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.600 a quick kiss and leans in as he's saying it. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.600 That's not it's obvious tongue. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:44.240 So obviously you've got boundaries, and so you said, oh look, 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:44.760 I wouldn't have. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.440 Thought you would think that, except I panicked on the 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:52.159 pressure and kissed him and it was awful defense kiss. 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:57.240 And then he got self defense, indeed self preservation. And 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:58.760 then he got out the car and this is the 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:01.839 killer looks in through the window and goes, thanks for 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.680 a fire night. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.760 That's fire fire a night. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:10.920 And then this is something I don't even really understand. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:12.880 I feel too old for it. He goes, dab me up, bro, 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:13.560 and then like. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:15.840 Oh my gosh, you got da is that a thing? 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:16.720 That is the thing? 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.520 Dap me up, bro, And kind of I thought of me. 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:20.240 I wouldn't have thought, and Mom, that's someone who's an 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.640 expert in this space. But if you were trying to 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:23.960 attract a mate, don't dap them up, bro. 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:24.680 Don't dap them up. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:24.800 Bro. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.680 He also to this weird thing from an American TV 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:28.320 show where he kept every time he agreed with something 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.039 I said, he'd be like yeah and put his hand 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.240 out and wiggle's fingers and try and make me wiggle 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:32.960 my fingers with his. 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.039 That's with that like clicking thing that people do. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:41.239 Yeah, it was worse. Actually it was really bad. Anyway, 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.599 About ten minutes ago hit him with the I don't 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:44.640 see us as more than friends. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.400 Oh my god, that is awful. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.240 Anyway, disgusting, dat awful. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:50.920 Do you want to pick up line one because we've 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.360 got a call from night Can you. 0:05:53.360 --> 0:06:01.440 Imagine broidake us three year dating disasters? Maybe there was 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:03.800 a significant moment where're like, what the hell is going 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:05.640 on here? Maybe halfway through the date it was so 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.520 bad you had to leave, Yeah, or the fake call 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.880 as well, like I've just got to take this, Oh 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:09.880 it's emergency, got to go. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.919 Yeah, And I guess if we're talking dating disasters, we 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:14.200 have to go to Abby in the newsroom. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.000 Hayas well? 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.719 What about before I said, Abs, you got these stories 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.840 in space? She says, how much time do you have 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:23.400 just choose your top one? 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:27.039 Yeah, top top three, go oh look. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:30.000 Similar one was we were going out for dinner and 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.120 same thing he ordered for me. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.640 Number one red flag, don't order the order for me. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:39.080 Number two pitched the wine, didn't ask me what I 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:40.839 drank what I wanted to, just said we're having this 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:45.640 and just spoke about himself, didn't ask me any questions nothing. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:46.880 This feels like a. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:47.880 Common theme, doesn't it. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.720 Bloke's just sitting there talking about themselves the whole time. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.120 And then started describing himself as an alpha male, to 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.440 which I laughed out loud, and he looked at me 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:58.760 like how do you laugh? Like what the hell and 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.039 basically started saying how men have lost their masculinity and 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:03.960 all of this and anyway, Sott going with this big brants. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.599 So I pretended that I'd. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.039 Just gotten a phone call, watched the toilet and didn't 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:08.880 go back to the table. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.320 That's that's a fire move. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:11.679 Growth. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.640 But yeah, did you pull out like Andrew Tait videos 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:19.040 and go mind? Well, oh, this was like seven eight 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:20.960 years ago, so Andrew Tate wasn't even a thing then. 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.280 But I dare say that when Andrew Tape became a thing, 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.560 he would have been he would have been like, Oh, 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.200 I've known this guy for like bloody ten years. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.679 But yeah, I've had lots. There's been lots. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.400 There was one guy's well, I stupidly he was like, oh, 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:33.320 you just come in and watch a movie. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:33.920 I was like okay. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.840 So we went right to his place and he just 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.280 did not stop talking and I sat there awkwardly, and 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:40.680 after an hour I was like, Oh, I've really got 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.680 to go see her. But he was just the weirdest, 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.960 weirdest person I've ever met my life. 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:47.560 The thing about blokes is and just quickly because we've 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.000 got to get to Caleb, him stefe and he's got 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.119 very very nice adding disaster, we don't know what to say. 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:54.840 We don't have to talk about, so which one on press? 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.680 You probably by talking about ourselves. That's the opposite. 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:02.640 Yeah, good morning, Okay, you went on one. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.680 I was on a date when I was fifteen, and 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:09.040 we stayed together for a couple of months afterwards, but 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:13.280 not long. And I actually went to the movies on 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:16.120 a date an innocent day, as most kids do at fifteen, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.800 and I fell asleep on him and I drooled all 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:19.280 over him. 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.440 Very good. That's what it's all about. I don't think 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.960 you could possibly feel more vulnerable than the moment when 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.160 you wake up and you notice that you're drooling and 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.520 your mouth's open, and you just like, that's probably the 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.360 ugliest that you can possibly be. Happens all the time 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:31.800 when I arow. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.599 Flap happens every time I wake up, backs to Kara, doesn't. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:38.840 It It's just like grass, Oh, Shannon, and you still 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:39.840 went out afterwards? 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.520 Yeah for a few months. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:42.360 Okay. 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:46.120 We were young, fifteen year old, very vulnerable age too, so. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.120 True the movies. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:50.920 When I was about thirteen, boy called Ben Mile and 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.320 I think it was my first kiss, and he's, oh, 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.679 his tongue, My goodness, sister, the biggest thing I've ever seen. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:02.120 You're right, don't That's how you passion when you're thirteen. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:03.080 Out of crack? 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.160 Yeah, you're all tongue. 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.600 Yeah, I'm sorry. We were going to wrap this up, 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.600 but a pretty important cause just come through. I'm thirteen, 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.360 twenty four ten, and you know it's good. You know 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:16.559 it's spicy when the name is anonymous. OK, good morning, Anonymous. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.320 We're talking dating disasters. How are you guys? 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:20.559 Yeah, we're good. What happened? 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.560 I just heard this and I was like, oh, Wow, 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:26.000 I got the best one. So me and this girl 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:26.760 went on a date. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.040 Yeah, and it was all good. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:30.920 We went back to her house and we had a 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:34.920 few drinks. It wasn't really going so well, and she 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:38.160 went to bed and so I ended up. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:37.800 No. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:46.400 Okay, listen, it's not me personally, mister anonymous, but I 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.440 have friends who talk about this sort of scenario, and 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.239 I think it has something to do with some exclusive 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.920 explicit websites. This can't be a real story. One percent 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:57.520 on your heart, this happened. 0:09:57.760 --> 0:09:59.839 One hundred percent on my heart. This happened, and then 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:03.319 afterwards it went nowhere because she was thirty eight years old. 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.760 So the mum was thirty eight. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:07.840 The man was thirty eight. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.840 Yeah, right, and how are you? I was twenty? 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:14.040 My god, let me ask you this was she a 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:14.480 bit hot? 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.480 She was stunning. She was she was no offense, but 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:18.640 she was better looking than the door. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:22.000 Goodness. 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:23.959 Okay, I was stay. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.040 Anonymous to the radio, but to you guys, I'm the 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:27.319 mocking man from Mount Barker. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:36.000 Please, mister Anonymous, tell me that the young girl was Stacey. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.920 This is ridiculous, isn't it. I wish agreed? Just hone 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.880 down here, for the next fifteen mines and get some details, 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.800 but we need to move on. Congratulations to you, mister anonymous. 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:45.680 Why am I congratulating? 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:47.120 I don't know. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.040 I don't know. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:47.920 I don't know why you know? 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:52.800 You story. Wow. I'm just going to absorb that in 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:58.559 the next few minutes. 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.679 Sim School Warriors going head tad the theme and this 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:13.680 week is Paris, France in honor homage to, of course 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.360 be twenty twenty four Olympic Games. 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:19.640 Yes, go the Games. What I will say is if 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.800 we are comparing it to the Games, and I would say, 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.800 at one stage, if this is a marathon, I think 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:29.000 I was beaten you by about four or five k's yep. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:33.199 But I'll tell you what. I am cramping badly. Yeah, 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.199 I am cramping so badly, and you have got your 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:37.000 third minutes. 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:39.920 And I am Jesse Stinson just battling away and coming 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:40.400 home hard. 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:41.600 That's exactly what I'm doing. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.559 Okay, Well, I must be a sprinter trying to do 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.760 a marathon because it's thirteen ten. Now I'm in the lead. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.719 I think I was winning by maybe six a week. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.920 Will you were good year? You're on the comeback track. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:54.679 I am, But I'm a little bit nervous because you 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.640 seem to have selected a Paras theme song that you're like, 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.160 I can't believe we didn't pick this, and I have 0:11:59.200 --> 0:11:59.960 no idea what you talk. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.480 I thought that you would selected the song before we 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.640 get to it, though. Can you take us through your 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.440 artist and the connection to the games? 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:09.040 Yes, well, I mean it's not so much games connection 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.959 the themed Paris after all. And so I have gone 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:17.080 with the highest profile DJ in Paris, Slash the World 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.920 David Gwetta. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:26.680 It's gators and gentlemen whatever whatever, and he's teamed up 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:31.600 with a guy called Kid Cootie. Oh my god, how 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.320 can you win these things when you sell it like this? 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.680 No, No, I just like the song way it please. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:48.080 Memories David Gwetta, Oh my gosh, it's a pretty good tune. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:52.480 Memories. It is up against And when you said the 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:55.720 theme was Paris, I thought, why don't I just google 0:12:56.320 --> 0:13:05.160 Paris and music? Did you see the connection now? Joe's 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:09.599 Harris Harris Hilton starts a blind no, and it's a 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.959 ripping tune, Like, let's just be honest for a second. Sure, 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.679 she's a bit of a train wreck, but this is 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:15.240 a good song. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:20.400 I am so angry at myself right now because I 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.760 kept thinking of the country France. 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:24.280 That's what. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.600 Damn all right? Looking for the first time ever, you 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:29.640 might vote for my songs. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:32.160 I reckon, I damn straight, and hopefully my vote for 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:32.760 your song. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:33.199 Is worth double. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.800 I don't think we've been in the space since I 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.079 chose a Counting Crow song and you're like, I love 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:45.360 your song more than mine. Oh man, all right, So 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:47.800 there it is, ladies and gentlemen, do yourself a favor, 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.080 do me favor, vote for my song, or do Joe's 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:51.280 a favor and vote for my song. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:54.079 Do Joseph and vote for the song that she should 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:54.640 have selected. 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.840 So you've got memories by Ah. 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.120 David, Gwetta and Kid Cudding. 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:06.000 What is it v Paris? Hilton? The stars are blinds 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:10.720 up now Jodie and Hazy on Instagram get votings. You're 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.320 waking up to Adelaide. 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:18.440 My snooze news as. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.840 We edge closer and closer, in fact, one more sleep 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.560 until the games in Paris? 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.840 How long before we can't call it the O word? 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:26.520 When do we have to stop. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.160 Call Probably probably post games. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.560 So when we say it now, before it started was 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.760 kind of technically started with the Rugby sevens last night. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.240 I don't know if you say the word you just 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:39.280 that little red dot will start circling around. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:41.880 Like someone's going to shoot me. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:44.280 Yeah, that's very very s I'm assuming you're getting up 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.040 at two thirty am to watch the opening ceremony on 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.800 Saturday morning. I mean I get up fairly early during 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.600 the weeks, and Saturday mornings, am I sleeping to Maybe not, 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.360 because especially when you'll see all the highlights. 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:57.640 When you wake up in I just thought that you'd 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:58.200 be all over that. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.080 Anyway, I'd like to be here. Maybe i'll watch it. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.040 I'm definitely not going to watch it. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:08.240 Also, who wants to sit there and watch forty eight 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:12.320 countries walk into a stadium with a highlighted version, especially. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:17.040 They're like and Garl Australia. There's like sixteen people waving around, 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.520 like know, the country is exactly like America and there's 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.520 forty thousand athletes streaming through. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:25.920 That's what it goes for so long. Anyway, our flag 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.440 bearers have been announced. They have, so we've just touched 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:28.880 on it before. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:32.280 But Jess Fox, who is a canoeist, and Eddie Ockenden, 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.000 who is a hockey player. They are going to be 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.440 our flag bearers for the paras Olympics. There was a 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.760 I watched the Channel nine coverage last night. It was 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.480 actually really lovely because they got to talk and have 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:44.960 a chat and just essentially talk about what it means 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:48.800 to them. But yeah, Jess Fox is in her fourth, yeah, 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.480 her fourth Olympics, and o Conden this will be his fifth. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.280 So it's really good to see two Ossie athletes who 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:58.000 just give their all and who are absolutely amazing get. 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:01.440 To represent the country. That's so very cool. Five Olympics 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:04.920 over four years spent. That's like, that's twenty years to 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:05.480 the Olympics. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.120 It's twenty years at the top of your game. It's 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:09.480 very very impressive, awesome. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.640 So much happening in and around Paris at the moment, 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:14.280 so I'm sort of going to have to headline all 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:18.960 this stuff. So crime continues in the French capital after 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.880 allegations a woman was sexually assaulted. Now and AUSSI BMX 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.480 rider has had his van smashed up and stolen, his 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:28.360 bike stolen. Logan Martin took to social media to explain. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:32.880 Thank god for bag tags. We found massage table. 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:38.040 I'll look at all your tools on the ground, your glass. 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:44.840 That's the ultimately what you ain't got, Tim Tams, you jerks, beautiful, 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:50.520 little bit gorgeous. Also, French athlete Sasha Zoya has been 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.280 given the green light to wear a skirt at the 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:56.240 Olympic Games opening ceremony. So he's all about fashion. He said, 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.480 if women can wear trousers, we can wear skirts. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.280 Question that I's I'm sure if you know that, Sasha Zawyer, 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.840 I'm pretty sure he had to choose from Australia and France. 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:07.439 He's an athlete, right, I think he's a sprinter. 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:09.640 Maybe, I don't know. You'll tell them story. 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:11.760 Yeah, I'm talking and I'm trying to work it out 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.359 on end, which is really from memory. Yes, throwing some 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:18.480 statements in there as well. He was born in Perth, yes, right, 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:22.600 so then he shifted allegiances to France. And he's a 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:25.240 very very good athlete. That's an interesting little fact about 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:25.840 Sasha's oil. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:30.200 They go casting and confusion rained at the soccer last 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:33.680 night or the international game football whatever. Morocco beat Argentina 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:36.159 to one, and then there was an uproar over a 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.840 goal whether it was to be allowed classic disallowed, and 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.600 then plastic soccer. The crowd violence got so much that 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:42.880 they had to empty the stadium. 0:17:42.920 --> 0:17:44.440 Everyone get out so we can finish the. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:45.399 Game, believed. 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:49.000 Don't bring that, don't bring that hoison to the Olympics. 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:51.359 Please the crowds. Just take it to the next level. Sometimes, 0:17:51.520 --> 0:17:54.159 don't get me started with soccer crowds and flares. What 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:54.879 an affiliation? 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:56.960