Speaker 1: We got get morning every day dating disasters. The times
Speaker 1: has just gone so so wrong because someone who is
Speaker 1: very very good at dating sometimes two dates at once,
Speaker 1: sometimes four or five dates in one day. Yea is producers.
Speaker 1: So I was waiting for you to jump in and
Speaker 1: say that's not true.
Speaker 2: Well I was about to, but I have done the
Speaker 2: two dates in a day thing. Oh yeah, is it?
Speaker 3: Though? Didn't know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dating is disastrous. It is the worst thing.
Speaker 3: So, just to give everyone some background, you've just come
Speaker 3: back from your hot girl summer in Europe. You were
Speaker 3: sort of a little bummed about coming back to us.
Speaker 3: We did not take that personally, a.
Speaker 2: Little bit personally, not to come back to you guys
Speaker 2: bum to come back to you know, this weather, this city,
Speaker 2: these men, et cetera.
Speaker 1: Deez man, I think it was a little bit confronting.
Speaker 1: When Zoe walked in here and she looked us all
Speaker 1: up and down.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I was confronting for you, because
Speaker 3: you're the only blow.
Speaker 4: Of this studio. So you've come back and you came in.
Speaker 3: To work and you said I'm going on a date
Speaker 3: tonight and you would not pumped about it.
Speaker 2: I was not that pumped about it. First, what it
Speaker 2: was a Tuesday night date where you get up at
Speaker 2: very early hours. I was like, Tuesday night date is
Speaker 2: a bit rough, but I'll do it. It was a
Speaker 2: little hinge number, so we'd now online. We've been talking
Speaker 2: for a couple of days and the chat was easy
Speaker 2: over text.
Speaker 1: This is awesome.
Speaker 2: And then you hit me with the are you from Adelaide?
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, where are you from? And he
Speaker 2: said Sacramento, California.
Speaker 1: Oh sack down, go the Kings Go, Kings go. Tarn fuss.
Speaker 2: Well, for anyone who knows me knows I have a deep, deep,
Speaker 2: deep issue with Americans and it's not fair and it's
Speaker 2: rude of me, but I.
Speaker 1: Can't stand them a year to sit here on this
Speaker 1: platform right now and say that you don't find Trump attractive.
Speaker 2: No, He's the exception. So anyway, I went into it
Speaker 2: with an open mind at the advice of Jodiotti. Thanks Jodes,
Speaker 2: who said, if nothing else, you could make a good friend,
Speaker 2: which wasn't the objective. Oh okay, and I went on
Speaker 2: this date. We went for a drink and I think
Speaker 2: I can say it was the worst date I have
Speaker 2: ever been in my life. It was not good so
Speaker 2: I opened my mind aggressively to the fact that he
Speaker 2: was American. I was like, you know what, stop being
Speaker 2: so dodgmental. This is why you're single.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, it'll be fine. You're completely fun. Walked
Speaker 2: in and said, heybro.
Speaker 1: He said you got brod.
Speaker 2: I got braid on drink.
Speaker 4: God, I thought you meant used to it. I was like, babe,
Speaker 4: what do you.
Speaker 2: With the accent to try and impress him. No, you
Speaker 2: hit me with a haybro. Within ten minutes, he'd said
Speaker 2: three racist things.
Speaker 4: To you to me people.
Speaker 3: So if there's any one who's going to pull you
Speaker 3: up on anything politically incorrect, it will be our Zoe.
Speaker 1: Right, So work, she's almost asleep.
Speaker 2: I'm so woke. I'm exhausted. So yeah, he said a
Speaker 2: couple of not some underward things at the start.
Speaker 4: Did you correct him though?
Speaker 2: He yeah, well yeah, I went, oh, nah, you don't
Speaker 2: have to say that, and then he opened one thing
Speaker 2: with oh I was going to say this, but I
Speaker 2: won't say it. I was like, don't have to. I'm
Speaker 2: all good, Yeah, you don't have to say it.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 4: The guverty ringstin. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the day I went on awfully. He talked about
Speaker 2: himself the entire time, didn't ask me a single question
Speaker 2: about myself, talked about his work in great detail, to
Speaker 2: the point of googling it and showing me the website
Speaker 2: and everything, great, great, great detail.
Speaker 4: What did he do out adventures?
Speaker 2: I'm not saying, because I'm very clearly identify who is. Anyway,
Speaker 2: the date went awfully. I sculled my wine to get
Speaker 2: out of there as soon as possible. He then asked
Speaker 2: me for a lift home, which I find incredibly icky
Speaker 2: on a first day.
Speaker 4: I was a little dangerous, well a.
Speaker 2: Little bit also, can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: I've got work at.
Speaker 2: Four o'clock in the morning. And then so I did.
Speaker 2: And when we were in.
Speaker 4: The car he lived at matt Gambia, I was.
Speaker 1: I drove him to the squad true trip.
Speaker 2: On the way home in the car, you're sitting next
Speaker 2: to someone in the car. It's a bit awkward. You're
Speaker 2: a little bit trapped. He said to me, So what
Speaker 2: are we doing. We're gonna like hang out again. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is incredibly awkard. We're still
Speaker 2: got ten minutes of the drive.
Speaker 1: Can I just was amazing cos.
Speaker 2: I would not dates was this guy wearing goggles? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought that was strange. I couldn't say what it does.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, we're driving in the car. I want
Speaker 2: to see me again. I'm being very polite, and as
Speaker 2: we stop, he hits me with the can I have
Speaker 2: a quick kiss and leans in as he's saying it.
Speaker 4: That's not it's obvious tongue.
Speaker 3: So obviously you've got boundaries, and so you said, oh look,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have.
Speaker 2: Thought you would think that, except I panicked on the
Speaker 2: pressure and kissed him and it was awful defense kiss.
Speaker 2: And then he got self defense, indeed self preservation. And
Speaker 2: then he got out the car and this is the
Speaker 2: killer looks in through the window and goes, thanks for
Speaker 2: a fire night.
Speaker 1: That's fire fire a night.
Speaker 2: And then this is something I don't even really understand.
Speaker 2: I feel too old for it. He goes, dab me up, bro,
Speaker 2: and then like.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you got da is that a thing?
Speaker 1: That is the thing?
Speaker 2: Dap me up, bro, And kind of I thought of me.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have thought, and Mom, that's someone who's an
Speaker 1: expert in this space. But if you were trying to
Speaker 1: attract a mate, don't dap them up, bro.
Speaker 2: Don't dap them up.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: He also to this weird thing from an American TV
Speaker 2: show where he kept every time he agreed with something
Speaker 2: I said, he'd be like yeah and put his hand
Speaker 2: out and wiggle's fingers and try and make me wiggle
Speaker 2: my fingers with his.
Speaker 4: That's with that like clicking thing that people do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was worse. Actually it was really bad. Anyway,
Speaker 2: About ten minutes ago hit him with the I don't
Speaker 2: see us as more than friends.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is awful.
Speaker 1: Anyway, disgusting, dat awful.
Speaker 3: Do you want to pick up line one because we've
Speaker 3: got a call from night Can you.
Speaker 1: Imagine broidake us three year dating disasters? Maybe there was
Speaker 1: a significant moment where're like, what the hell is going
Speaker 1: on here? Maybe halfway through the date it was so
Speaker 1: bad you had to leave, Yeah, or the fake call
Speaker 1: as well, like I've just got to take this, Oh
Speaker 1: it's emergency, got to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I guess if we're talking dating disasters, we
Speaker 3: have to go to Abby in the newsroom.
Speaker 4: Hayas well?
Speaker 1: What about before I said, Abs, you got these stories
Speaker 1: in space? She says, how much time do you have
Speaker 1: just choose your top one?
Speaker 4: Yeah, top top three, go oh look.
Speaker 5: Similar one was we were going out for dinner and
Speaker 5: same thing he ordered for me.
Speaker 4: Number one red flag, don't order the order for me.
Speaker 5: Number two pitched the wine, didn't ask me what I
Speaker 5: drank what I wanted to, just said we're having this
Speaker 5: and just spoke about himself, didn't ask me any questions nothing.
Speaker 3: This feels like a.
Speaker 4: Common theme, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Bloke's just sitting there talking about themselves the whole time.
Speaker 5: And then started describing himself as an alpha male, to
Speaker 5: which I laughed out loud, and he looked at me
Speaker 5: like how do you laugh? Like what the hell and
Speaker 5: basically started saying how men have lost their masculinity and
Speaker 5: all of this and anyway, Sott going with this big brants.
Speaker 4: So I pretended that I'd.
Speaker 5: Just gotten a phone call, watched the toilet and didn't
Speaker 5: go back to the table.
Speaker 1: That's that's a fire move.
Speaker 6: Growth.
Speaker 3: But yeah, did you pull out like Andrew Tait videos
Speaker 3: and go mind? Well, oh, this was like seven eight
Speaker 3: years ago, so Andrew Tate wasn't even a thing then.
Speaker 3: But I dare say that when Andrew Tape became a thing,
Speaker 3: he would have been he would have been like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I've known this guy for like bloody ten years.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I've had lots. There's been lots.
Speaker 5: There was one guy's well, I stupidly he was like, oh,
Speaker 5: you just come in and watch a movie.
Speaker 4: I was like okay.
Speaker 5: So we went right to his place and he just
Speaker 5: did not stop talking and I sat there awkwardly, and
Speaker 5: after an hour I was like, Oh, I've really got
Speaker 5: to go see her. But he was just the weirdest,
Speaker 5: weirdest person I've ever met my life.
Speaker 1: The thing about blokes is and just quickly because we've
Speaker 1: got to get to Caleb, him stefe and he's got
Speaker 1: very very nice adding disaster, we don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: We don't have to talk about, so which one on press?
Speaker 1: You probably by talking about ourselves. That's the opposite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good morning, Okay, you went on one.
Speaker 7: I was on a date when I was fifteen, and
Speaker 7: we stayed together for a couple of months afterwards, but
Speaker 7: not long. And I actually went to the movies on
Speaker 7: a date an innocent day, as most kids do at fifteen,
Speaker 7: and I fell asleep on him and I drooled all
Speaker 7: over him.
Speaker 1: Very good. That's what it's all about. I don't think
Speaker 1: you could possibly feel more vulnerable than the moment when
Speaker 1: you wake up and you notice that you're drooling and
Speaker 1: your mouth's open, and you just like, that's probably the
Speaker 1: ugliest that you can possibly be. Happens all the time
Speaker 1: when I arow.
Speaker 4: Flap happens every time I wake up, backs to Kara, doesn't.
Speaker 3: It It's just like grass, Oh, Shannon, and you still
Speaker 3: went out afterwards?
Speaker 7: Yeah for a few months.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: We were young, fifteen year old, very vulnerable age too, so.
Speaker 4: True the movies.
Speaker 3: When I was about thirteen, boy called Ben Mile and
Speaker 3: I think it was my first kiss, and he's, oh,
Speaker 3: his tongue, My goodness, sister, the biggest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: You're right, don't That's how you passion when you're thirteen.
Speaker 1: Out of crack?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're all tongue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. We were going to wrap this up,
Speaker 1: but a pretty important cause just come through. I'm thirteen,
Speaker 1: twenty four ten, and you know it's good. You know
Speaker 1: it's spicy when the name is anonymous. OK, good morning, Anonymous.
Speaker 1: We're talking dating disasters. How are you guys?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. What happened?
Speaker 6: I just heard this and I was like, oh, Wow,
Speaker 6: I got the best one. So me and this girl
Speaker 6: went on a date.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was all good.
Speaker 6: We went back to her house and we had a
Speaker 6: few drinks. It wasn't really going so well, and she
Speaker 6: went to bed and so I ended up.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, it's not me personally, mister anonymous, but I
Speaker 1: have friends who talk about this sort of scenario, and
Speaker 1: I think it has something to do with some exclusive
Speaker 1: explicit websites. This can't be a real story. One percent
Speaker 1: on your heart, this happened.
Speaker 6: One hundred percent on my heart. This happened, and then
Speaker 6: afterwards it went nowhere because she was thirty eight years old.
Speaker 1: So the mum was thirty eight.
Speaker 6: The man was thirty eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and how are you? I was twenty?
Speaker 4: My god, let me ask you this was she a
Speaker 4: bit hot?
Speaker 6: She was stunning. She was she was no offense, but
Speaker 6: she was better looking than the door.
Speaker 4: Goodness.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was stay.
Speaker 6: Anonymous to the radio, but to you guys, I'm the
Speaker 6: mocking man from Mount Barker.
Speaker 1: Please, mister Anonymous, tell me that the young girl was Stacey.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous, isn't it. I wish agreed? Just hone
Speaker 1: down here, for the next fifteen mines and get some details,
Speaker 1: but we need to move on. Congratulations to you, mister anonymous.
Speaker 1: Why am I congratulating?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know why you know?
Speaker 1: You story. Wow. I'm just going to absorb that in
Speaker 1: the next few minutes.
Speaker 3: Sim School Warriors going head tad the theme and this
Speaker 3: week is Paris, France in honor homage to, of course
Speaker 3: be twenty twenty four Olympic Games.
Speaker 1: Yes, go the Games. What I will say is if
Speaker 1: we are comparing it to the Games, and I would say,
Speaker 1: at one stage, if this is a marathon, I think
Speaker 1: I was beaten you by about four or five k's yep.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what. I am cramping badly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am cramping so badly, and you have got your
Speaker 1: third minutes.
Speaker 3: And I am Jesse Stinson just battling away and coming
Speaker 3: home hard.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I must be a sprinter trying to do
Speaker 1: a marathon because it's thirteen ten. Now I'm in the lead.
Speaker 1: I think I was winning by maybe six a week.
Speaker 1: Will you were good year? You're on the comeback track.
Speaker 3: I am, But I'm a little bit nervous because you
Speaker 3: seem to have selected a Paras theme song that you're like,
Speaker 3: I can't believe we didn't pick this, and I have
Speaker 3: no idea what you talk.
Speaker 1: I thought that you would selected the song before we
Speaker 1: get to it, though. Can you take us through your
Speaker 1: artist and the connection to the games?
Speaker 3: Yes, well, I mean it's not so much games connection
Speaker 3: the themed Paris after all. And so I have gone
Speaker 3: with the highest profile DJ in Paris, Slash the World
Speaker 3: David Gwetta.
Speaker 1: It's gators and gentlemen whatever whatever, and he's teamed up
Speaker 1: with a guy called Kid Cootie. Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: can you win these things when you sell it like this?
Speaker 4: No, No, I just like the song way it please.
Speaker 8: Memories David Gwetta, Oh my gosh, it's a pretty good tune.
Speaker 1: Memories. It is up against And when you said the
Speaker 1: theme was Paris, I thought, why don't I just google
Speaker 1: Paris and music? Did you see the connection now? Joe's
Speaker 1: Harris Harris Hilton starts a blind no, and it's a
Speaker 1: ripping tune, Like, let's just be honest for a second. Sure,
Speaker 1: she's a bit of a train wreck, but this is
Speaker 1: a good song.
Speaker 3: I am so angry at myself right now because I
Speaker 3: kept thinking of the country France.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 1: Damn all right? Looking for the first time ever, you
Speaker 1: might vote for my songs.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I damn straight, and hopefully my vote for
Speaker 3: your song.
Speaker 4: Is worth double.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've been in the space since I
Speaker 1: chose a Counting Crow song and you're like, I love
Speaker 1: your song more than mine. Oh man, all right, So
Speaker 1: there it is, ladies and gentlemen, do yourself a favor,
Speaker 1: do me favor, vote for my song, or do Joe's
Speaker 1: a favor and vote for my song.
Speaker 4: Do Joseph and vote for the song that she should
Speaker 4: have selected.
Speaker 1: So you've got memories by Ah.
Speaker 4: David, Gwetta and Kid Cudding.
Speaker 1: What is it v Paris? Hilton? The stars are blinds
Speaker 1: up now Jodie and Hazy on Instagram get votings. You're
Speaker 1: waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: My snooze news as.
Speaker 3: We edge closer and closer, in fact, one more sleep
Speaker 3: until the games in Paris?
Speaker 4: How long before we can't call it the O word?
Speaker 4: When do we have to stop.
Speaker 1: Call Probably probably post games.
Speaker 3: So when we say it now, before it started was
Speaker 3: kind of technically started with the Rugby sevens last night.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you say the word you just
Speaker 1: that little red dot will start circling around.
Speaker 4: Like someone's going to shoot me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's very very s I'm assuming you're getting up
Speaker 5: at two thirty am to watch the opening ceremony on
Speaker 5: Saturday morning. I mean I get up fairly early during
Speaker 5: the weeks, and Saturday mornings, am I sleeping to Maybe not,
Speaker 5: because especially when you'll see all the highlights.
Speaker 4: When you wake up in I just thought that you'd
Speaker 4: be all over that.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'd like to be here. Maybe i'll watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not going to watch it.
Speaker 3: Also, who wants to sit there and watch forty eight
Speaker 3: countries walk into a stadium with a highlighted version, especially.
Speaker 1: They're like and Garl Australia. There's like sixteen people waving around,
Speaker 1: like know, the country is exactly like America and there's
Speaker 1: forty thousand athletes streaming through.
Speaker 4: That's what it goes for so long. Anyway, our flag
Speaker 4: bearers have been announced. They have, so we've just touched
Speaker 4: on it before.
Speaker 5: But Jess Fox, who is a canoeist, and Eddie Ockenden,
Speaker 5: who is a hockey player. They are going to be
Speaker 5: our flag bearers for the paras Olympics. There was a
Speaker 5: I watched the Channel nine coverage last night. It was
Speaker 5: actually really lovely because they got to talk and have
Speaker 5: a chat and just essentially talk about what it means
Speaker 5: to them. But yeah, Jess Fox is in her fourth, yeah,
Speaker 5: her fourth Olympics, and o Conden this will be his fifth.
Speaker 5: So it's really good to see two Ossie athletes who
Speaker 5: just give their all and who are absolutely amazing get.
Speaker 3: To represent the country. That's so very cool. Five Olympics
Speaker 3: over four years spent. That's like, that's twenty years to
Speaker 3: the Olympics.
Speaker 1: It's twenty years at the top of your game. It's
Speaker 1: very very impressive, awesome.
Speaker 3: So much happening in and around Paris at the moment,
Speaker 3: so I'm sort of going to have to headline all
Speaker 3: this stuff. So crime continues in the French capital after
Speaker 3: allegations a woman was sexually assaulted. Now and AUSSI BMX
Speaker 3: rider has had his van smashed up and stolen, his
Speaker 3: bike stolen. Logan Martin took to social media to explain.
Speaker 1: Thank god for bag tags. We found massage table.
Speaker 2: I'll look at all your tools on the ground, your glass.
Speaker 3: That's the ultimately what you ain't got, Tim Tams, you jerks, beautiful,
Speaker 3: little bit gorgeous. Also, French athlete Sasha Zoya has been
Speaker 3: given the green light to wear a skirt at the
Speaker 3: Olympic Games opening ceremony. So he's all about fashion. He said,
Speaker 3: if women can wear trousers, we can wear skirts.
Speaker 1: Question that I's I'm sure if you know that, Sasha Zawyer,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he had to choose from Australia and France.
Speaker 1: He's an athlete, right, I think he's a sprinter.
Speaker 4: Maybe, I don't know. You'll tell them story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking and I'm trying to work it out
Speaker 1: on end, which is really from memory. Yes, throwing some
Speaker 1: statements in there as well. He was born in Perth, yes, right,
Speaker 1: so then he shifted allegiances to France. And he's a
Speaker 1: very very good athlete. That's an interesting little fact about
Speaker 1: Sasha's oil.
Speaker 3: They go casting and confusion rained at the soccer last
Speaker 3: night or the international game football whatever. Morocco beat Argentina
Speaker 3: to one, and then there was an uproar over a
Speaker 3: goal whether it was to be allowed classic disallowed, and
Speaker 3: then plastic soccer. The crowd violence got so much that
Speaker 3: they had to empty the stadium.
Speaker 4: Everyone get out so we can finish the.
Speaker 1: Game, believed.
Speaker 4: Don't bring that, don't bring that hoison to the Olympics.
Speaker 1: Please the crowds. Just take it to the next level. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: don't get me started with soccer crowds and flares. What
Speaker 1: an affiliation?
Speaker 5: So once you were right too hazy by the way,
Speaker 5: about Sasha, And.
Speaker 4: There's been leaked footy.
Speaker 3: Exposing the disturbing scope of disgraced Olympics champ Charlotte Derjarden.
Speaker 4: I think anyway.
Speaker 3: She is a three time Olympic British equestrian medallist and
Speaker 3: from four years ago she was seen with a whip
Speaker 3: smashing a horse on the legs like twenty four times
Speaker 3: in one minute. So she's withdrawn in disgrace. That's really bad.
Speaker 3: Men's tennis world number one Yanick Sinner has pulled out
Speaker 3: because he's got tons of lighters.
Speaker 1: And there's two events, there's two events at the Olympics
Speaker 1: where the athletes don't care, and that is tennis evolve. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's not their top priority at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that is what is going on around the games.
Speaker 3: He said, after a good week of clay training, I
Speaker 3: started to feel unwell. I spent a couple of days resting,
Speaker 3: and during a visit to the doctor he found tons
Speaker 3: of lightest and strongly advised me he can supplay.
Speaker 4: Come on, you don't get a massive party check at
Speaker 4: the Olympics.
Speaker 1: That's what's Snoop dog up to Olympics.
Speaker 5: So he actually his real name is Calvin broad Us
Speaker 5: by the way, which is just s. Calvin's like Calvin Harris.
Speaker 5: So he is a torch bearer. He'll be a torch
Speaker 5: bearer before the opening ceremony on Saturday. But he's also
Speaker 5: contributing to the NBC's coverage of the games. But then
Speaker 5: he also apparently has got his black belt and judo
Speaker 5: are going to.
Speaker 4: A judo move is going to.
Speaker 5: Be named after him at the Olympics. The snows Yeah, well.
Speaker 1: The hash kick.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find out, but yeah, he's going it's
Speaker 5: I'm going to call it the o G from now on.
Speaker 5: I'm notving going to say the Japanese name for the throw,
Speaker 5: but it was really cool, so some sort of Japanese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Snoop Dogg on the world stage that in an
Speaker 1: athletic atmosphere.
Speaker 5: How does he go from being in jail for you know,
Speaker 5: and being that to doing NBC coverage.
Speaker 1: Snoop dog you can do whatever he wants in this
Speaker 1: lifetime and.
Speaker 3: The next we've seen We've seen commentators sitting on that
Speaker 3: desk and I've done farwak So.
Speaker 5: You know, imagine being a journal and you're like, right,
Speaker 5: I'm going to go for it. I'm going to try
Speaker 5: and get over to the Olympics. And they're like, sorry,
Speaker 5: you've missed out to Snoop dogg.
Speaker 1: An athlete.
Speaker 4: I've spent twenty eight years covering Judo.
Speaker 3: Bad luck if that snoops in no more karens are repeat,
Speaker 3: no more karensh what? So this is the effect that
Speaker 3: that woman in Bunnings all those years ago who went
Speaker 3: off her nuts because she didn't want to wear a
Speaker 3: mask and her name was Karen.
Speaker 1: So is that root starting?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was Bunning's Karen.
Speaker 3: And so now the name Karen has been synonymous with
Speaker 3: being Bisho a cow.
Speaker 4: I don't know any other way to put that.
Speaker 1: Do you? One hundred percent? It's a bad reputation. And
Speaker 1: I know some lovely Karens. You know some blues Karens.
Speaker 1: All the loose Karens you get called kas, don't you, Cassi.
Speaker 3: So any who, in nineteen sixty two the highest number
Speaker 3: of Karens were born. Fast forward now to twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: No Karen's in Perth wa at all. Then twenty twenty three,
Speaker 3: No Karen's in Perth w wa at all.
Speaker 4: That's some research that they've done.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about the stats around the rest of Australia,
Speaker 3: but Wa, the Home.
Speaker 4: Of the Quaker, has said no to Karen's.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1: It is actually quite unbelievable.
Speaker 3: No baby Karen's no just got me thinking about other
Speaker 3: little babies that you won't see moving forward.
Speaker 4: I don't think you'll see many baby Ian's.
Speaker 1: Spot on. A baby Ian is a forty five year
Speaker 1: old accountant, isn't he? Except Mile made Anne Callenon, who
Speaker 1: was a very very good footballer. He was a rarity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but your stock stand at Ian's pretty straight down the
Speaker 1: line and they crunch numbers.
Speaker 4: I don't know that there'll be many more baby Jeffreys.
Speaker 1: Ah, little baby jeff Jeffy Jeff Jeff Jeff o Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Jeffrey little baby Jeffrey Dharma. I don't think so.
Speaker 4: No. The other one I thought of is little baby Nigel's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's already overseas, similar to the Karen thing.
Speaker 3: Nigel no friends, right yeah, wow, producers. Sorry I didn't
Speaker 3: call you a Nigel no friend. I just said it's
Speaker 3: the thing Nigel no friends.
Speaker 4: In the UK.
Speaker 5: They had a big party because there'd been no new
Speaker 5: babies called Nigel for five years or something or two
Speaker 5: years or whatever.
Speaker 4: They had a big party to go. Nigel's finally done.
Speaker 4: Rip Nigel.
Speaker 1: I think the same thing for Gary over Gary got
Speaker 1: faced out as well. I know Nigel. It works in
Speaker 1: the Firies. Couldn't meet a better block. Yeah right, that's
Speaker 1: tough and.
Speaker 3: We stopped finding exceptions. It's really really annoying. And the
Speaker 3: final one that I thought that you won't see many
Speaker 3: of any more, if any, is baby Shaboozi.
Speaker 1: Shaboozy. Spot On said, a genuine name, Shaboozy. What about
Speaker 1: a little Shaboozi?
Speaker 4: What a mom will do it? I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Why don't you come out and say, oh, I know
Speaker 3: she boozy he's the best.
Speaker 1: Can I give a quick shout out as well. There's
Speaker 1: no baby keats coming through Hot Tip. And also we've
Speaker 1: spoken about it before. The Ain family. I think Caine
Speaker 1: and Zane survive, but see you later. Du Wayne and
Speaker 1: Blaine phones are busy. What's going off? Their own faces
Speaker 1: there for a second, that's what's going on here?
Speaker 4: Is that about you as well? Take one one.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to where we go on Larks North.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Taylor. Hey Taylor, what's going on?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Good morning? I just said Ariana Grande songs in a row.
Speaker 6: So I thought i'd try and call and.
Speaker 1: See if I get the double place.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, interesting, I thought you were calling because Hazy
Speaker 3: went to the Monster Trucks on the weekend.
Speaker 4: I thought you wanted to chat about that.
Speaker 6: I would have been pretty quiet thing.
Speaker 1: I was second on my.
Speaker 3: List, Yeah, very high on the to do list, the
Speaker 3: old Monster trucks. Taylor, for being switched on and being
Speaker 3: so lovely and for being quick on the phones, You've
Speaker 3: won a thousand dollars, a.
Speaker 1: Bus no good on your tail, well done, thank you
Speaker 1: for listening, and a thousand bucks. What does that mean
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 7: I've got a little baby at the moment and had
Speaker 7: to take some time off work on paid for pasterom
Speaker 7: while he was sick.
Speaker 6: So yeah, a thousand bucks means a lot.
Speaker 4: Oh so true.
Speaker 3: It's such a tricky space when you can't work and
Speaker 3: you've got a newborn.
Speaker 4: Isn't it. I'm so happy for you, well.
Speaker 2: Done, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: You're so welcome.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Isn't it very easy? Pays to listen, really pays to listen,
Speaker 1: same artist, two different songs, back to back, thousand bucks.
Speaker 4: Just like Taylor and the key is there. There can
Speaker 4: be some stuff in between. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't you worry about I could go to the traffic,
Speaker 1: could go to the news, could go anywhere. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it could happen still across the day today with DC.
Speaker 1: So make sure you keep it locked to Nova nine
Speaker 1: one nine coming up next birthday paid a thousand bucks
Speaker 1: again up for grabs just for having a birthday.
Speaker 2: Sdy looseless.
Speaker 1: Listening can be tricky. It can be really tricky.
Speaker 3: Cant oh, I cop a lot of grief around here
Speaker 3: because currently I don't listen.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we're just talking to you, like straight to your
Speaker 1: face and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: you either forget or you weren't listening at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we thought, why don't we just try and incorporate
Speaker 1: some new activities to help you absorb the information.
Speaker 4: So this whole process is designed to help me?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 1: One hundred percent?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: It's all about us trying to help you.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you more than you could ever imagine.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure that I believe you. That's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do, is we're gonna put some noise canceling headphones
Speaker 1: on you. Okay, I'm going to say a couple of sentences,
Speaker 1: and you've got to try and work out what I'm
Speaker 1: saying by purely reading my lips. Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I started this last week. It was very interesting.
Speaker 4: I feel very bizarre honing in on your lips.
Speaker 1: But let's give it a go. Okay, Okay, you're ready,
Speaker 1: so you get to put your headphones on. Okay, so
Speaker 1: right now, Jody can't hear anything, absolutely dull. All right,
Speaker 1: read my lips? Shows ready? Do you want eggs for breakfast?
Speaker 4: I don't want to say what I just heard.
Speaker 1: Yes, you should say it again? Do you want eggs
Speaker 1: for breakfast?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I had you want head for breakfast?
Speaker 1: Oh my, very good. Okay, so this is this, all right?
Speaker 1: Headphones off, headphoneses off, your sick I'll say it again
Speaker 1: now you can genuinely hear it. Do you want eggs
Speaker 1: for breakfast? What's going on in your brain? I think
Speaker 1: you just I think you're just seeing by my lips
Speaker 1: what you want to see. Oh my gosh. And now
Speaker 1: you're as right as a beatriot. And so you should
Speaker 1: feet too. By the way, your beautiful husband Gregg's listening
Speaker 1: the day after his birthday.
Speaker 4: That's funny because that's exactly.
Speaker 1: What he said. All right, headphones back on. Let's go again.
Speaker 1: Headphones back on. Okay, here we go. Jody can't hear
Speaker 1: a thing. She's looking at my lips. I saw a
Speaker 1: cat in a tutu.
Speaker 4: Say that again.
Speaker 1: I saw a cat in a tutu.
Speaker 4: You saw a cat somewhere?
Speaker 1: I saw a cat in a tutu.
Speaker 4: I saw a cat in the porterloo.
Speaker 1: What's it? But take your headphones off? That was very,
Speaker 1: very good, I said, I saw a cat in a tutu.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I saw a cat
Speaker 1: in the portolo.
Speaker 4: Most Portloo smell like cat scout's urine.
Speaker 1: All right, last one, put your phones back on, okay,
Speaker 1: canceling out all noise? Read my lips ready. I lost
Speaker 1: my rubber duck.
Speaker 4: Oh no idea, Sagan.
Speaker 1: I lost my rubber duck.
Speaker 3: I touched my gluteus maximus.
Speaker 1: I lost my rubber duck.
Speaker 3: Hang on, you lost something you Did you lose your
Speaker 3: rubber gloves?
Speaker 1: I lost my rubber duck?
Speaker 4: Did you lose your rubber duck?
Speaker 1: Very good?
Speaker 4: Nice?
Speaker 5: Three?
Speaker 1: Very nice?
Speaker 4: Can I take these uf yes?
Speaker 1: Take them up? Good stuff? That was very good. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do this one again. Do you want eggs for breakfast?
Speaker 3: Ease?
Speaker 1: Where you're waking up to adelaide? What's news today? Snooziness?
Speaker 3: All the overnight news that you need to know right here,
Speaker 3: right now, Abby in the newsroom.
Speaker 4: Cocaine sharks go.
Speaker 5: We've got to continue this chat, guys, because basically, yesterday
Speaker 5: I revealed that scientists have gone and found sharks off
Speaker 5: of the coast of Brazil with cocaine in their liver
Speaker 5: and muscles.
Speaker 1: Classic Brazilian shark, by.
Speaker 4: The way, now a little bit, I just want to
Speaker 4: party all the time. Further to this story.
Speaker 5: Basically, now there's this interactive map has come out and
Speaker 5: it shows the places where cocaine is being recorded in
Speaker 5: riverway in rivers and waterways and things like that. Australia
Speaker 5: is on the list. There's fifty five sites that they've
Speaker 5: looked at. But it is wild. It is absolutely wild.
Speaker 5: So Switzerland actually has the high level of cocaine in
Speaker 5: their sewerage, which means that people are using it more.
Speaker 5: Australia we came down the list. I think we were like,
Speaker 5: I don't know for real, further down the list, like
Speaker 5: one hundred and something. But yeah, if you weren't afraid
Speaker 5: of sharks before, they're now on cocaine. So I would
Speaker 5: be scared of very.
Speaker 1: Rare shark literally off its face coming at you and
Speaker 1: what's he been doing and you just know that he's
Speaker 1: been on the gear and that is really really dangerous.
Speaker 5: I feel like as well, they used to be lovey
Speaker 5: dovey back in the day when you know, our parents
Speaker 5: took illicit things, whereas now they get angry.
Speaker 4: So it's not like you'd be out there and they'd
Speaker 4: be like, hey, bro, I won't eat you.
Speaker 1: They'll be like, oh no, they're aggressive now. Yeah, they'll
Speaker 1: eat your torsie. Yeah, they'll bite you in half. What
Speaker 1: I do love as well jokes is you know I
Speaker 1: love a punny headline. And if you can really really
Speaker 1: be super puney slash funny in the headline, best of
Speaker 1: luck to How about this from the sun. Then we
Speaker 1: just played this little fellow here cocaine sharks found off Brazil.
Speaker 1: We're going to need a bigger note, you need a
Speaker 1: bigger emulsion. No, not no, Wow, that is just fantastic
Speaker 1: question for you.
Speaker 3: Are they at least going into like shark toilets to
Speaker 3: do it or.
Speaker 1: That's a very very good question. These are the questions
Speaker 1: that's why you're so good at your job as a journalist.
Speaker 3: A tougher question would be super careful to because their
Speaker 3: noses are very close to their mouths.
Speaker 4: Tricky.
Speaker 1: I can be very very tricky. That awkward moment when
Speaker 1: you see a shark cruise now and you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: he's had a lot of confidence. Mate, what's that under
Speaker 1: your nose? And that guy's described.
Speaker 4: Just wiping under his nose.
Speaker 1: You're a mess. Let's aggressively head in a different direction.
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Speaker 4: Entertainment at the twenty twenty four Toyota.
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Speaker 4: By the way, he is so good.
Speaker 3: Katy Perry going to headline and I think she'll be amazing.
Speaker 3: She's performed at the super Bowl. She knows what she's doing.
Speaker 3: She'll be incredible. I don't think she'll perform her new song.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, oh, she can't pass to well it's
Speaker 3: kind of been panned though.
Speaker 1: But also, yeah, if you're on strict time limits, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you just go to the absolute ones that you
Speaker 1: know are goain to connect?
Speaker 5: Or she's releasing an album just before she gets here,
Speaker 5: so I dare say she'll be playing a few that's
Speaker 5: the same.
Speaker 3: But also the caveat might have been from the AFL
Speaker 3: And can you imagine the awkward conversation on the IFL
Speaker 3: called Katie Perry's people and go we'd love to have Katie.
Speaker 3: That would be great, just her old stuff, Yeah, how
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 1: Run that conversation by someone who's very, very keen to
Speaker 1: pedal their new stuff. Interesting space anyway, big act for
Speaker 1: the AFL. Let's see how it goes. What is your
Speaker 1: post snooze news? It is eight fifty seven overs. Birthday
Speaker 1: Payday chances to for a thousand bucks is coming up
Speaker 1: really soon