Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show, Fresh from the Weekend.
Speaker 1: It is your pals Chrissy and Jack.
Speaker 2: Hello, good afternoon, swany how's your weekend?
Speaker 1: Very nice? Thank you. I did all sorts of bits
Speaker 1: and bobs that that really filled makeup in a in
Speaker 1: a sentence that really you're a but I did. I
Speaker 1: caught up with my primary school girlfriends, which always just
Speaker 1: sets my soul on fire. It's like it just reminds
Speaker 1: you of who you are totally.
Speaker 3: Actually, we had a phone call on Saturday and I
Speaker 3: got to say, hide it back in the background.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: And you just don't know. It's just like a committee
Speaker 1: of wise hold out and you can say anything and
Speaker 1: they sort out your problems. It's so wonderful. It doesn't
Speaker 1: happen enough. But thirteen twenty four to ten call me
Speaker 1: say gooday, what set your soul on fire over the weekend?
Speaker 3: I tell you what's going to set our soul on fire?
Speaker 3: On this show today, Christy Swan. Yeah, the iconic Tara Brown.
Speaker 1: Talking all things. Bell Gibson Now.
Speaker 3: He's going to join us live in the studio after
Speaker 3: three o'clock and all the other good stuff like Chrisy's
Speaker 3: Queasy and Chrissy's click bait Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: How wait to hear your little voices?
Speaker 4: Chrissy Saday.
Speaker 1: I just felt like nature was healing. On Saturday afternoon,
Speaker 1: when I bid a fond farewell to the last of
Speaker 1: my three primary school friends, I popped over. I had
Speaker 1: planned to make a smoked chicken and tarigan sandwich.
Speaker 2: It was so cold it was as if winter had
Speaker 2: hit in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Oh, so instead we had soup. It was wonderful and
Speaker 1: over that soup we sorted out all our problems. Love
Speaker 1: that all of them set our souls on fire. Hello Lauren, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you good? What happened over the weekend that
Speaker 1: just made your heart sore?
Speaker 5: Well with we weekend? It's sort of just happened now,
Speaker 5: but extended weekend. Let's say I've been on work cover
Speaker 5: and of work restrictions for a to be ears and
Speaker 5: I haven't been able to It's been a shoulder injury.
Speaker 5: I wasn't allowed to lift over five hundred grands and
Speaker 5: I'm currently on my way home listening to you guys,
Speaker 5: and got the good news that I can now lift
Speaker 5: two and a half killers and I can start getting
Speaker 5: back into my old job at Willworth.
Speaker 1: Oh that would be such a relief. I mean, everybody
Speaker 1: that's overworked at the moment is going, what are you
Speaker 1: complaining about, Lauren? I'd love for and a half years,
Speaker 1: but I understand it. It would be sending you crazy.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 5: And I've lost so much money because I was in
Speaker 5: management and had to step down, and it's just inspected
Speaker 5: my whole life. We went to Queensland last year with
Speaker 5: all the kids for the first time ever, and I
Speaker 5: under stand there while they went on all the roller
Speaker 5: coasters and I stand down the bottom. And it's been
Speaker 5: three big surgeries and numerous other.
Speaker 1: Issues, and today life starts again for you, Lauren. That
Speaker 1: is such a thrill.
Speaker 2: Well done, Beakers to like voucher for you laws enjoy that.
Speaker 2: Let's go to to.
Speaker 1: Hello Tomara, Chrissie. Now, something happened on the weekend that's
Speaker 1: set your soul on fire. But we're talking a bin fire,
Speaker 1: aren't we.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mine's a bin fire. Set my soul on fire
Speaker 6: in a total, utterly disappointing way.
Speaker 1: What happened tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Well, I just don't understand. What is it the saying
Speaker 6: what happens on a bucks stays on a buck.
Speaker 1: The reason they say that is because if we if
Speaker 1: we knew, we would leave them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well we're all really fiery and angry now after
Speaker 6: we've you know, it really hasn't stayed a secret, has it,
Speaker 6: Because one hobby tells their misses a little bit and
Speaker 6: then all us girls get talking. Yeah, so they just
Speaker 6: then you hopped the whole entire weekend from strippers to
Speaker 6: strippers to strippers, and you know, the motor Boat Fairy
Speaker 6: came out tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like going on an episode of Maths
Speaker 3: talking to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't, Yeah, don't really dabble in.
Speaker 1: That episode tomorrow. When is the when is the confrontation
Speaker 1: going to occur?
Speaker 6: I'm going to serve dinner up tonight but twice.
Speaker 1: Wow, can you call us tomorrow and tell us how
Speaker 1: it goes, because we are invested. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll be entre Maine and dessert.
Speaker 3: Oh my, yum, spill that tea tomorrow. Baker's delight voucher
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Nervous for her husband.
Speaker 3: Same. I hope he's listening to He's got a heads
Speaker 3: up of what to walk into, because bro, start getting
Speaker 3: your apology ready.
Speaker 1: Go straight to the airport is what I recommend. Hello, Kelly,
Speaker 1: is yours a goodie or a baddie?
Speaker 8: I had a goodie weekend?
Speaker 1: Good did you hear tomorrow's she had a terrible Jesus well.
Speaker 8: I had no plans and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 8: I go last minute call up to have dinner with
Speaker 8: the captains of the Brisbane Lines at the Casino on
Speaker 8: the Brisbane and it was a three course sit down
Speaker 8: meal with alcohol. I got selfies with them and got
Speaker 8: my guernsey signed. I was like picking mud.
Speaker 1: How did you get that, Kelly? And when they passed, didn't.
Speaker 8: No no captain stains orco.
Speaker 1: Yep, how'd you get that? How did you get the
Speaker 1: last minute call up?
Speaker 8: I just threw us through a friend. They just got
Speaker 8: an invite and got to call up that morning. I
Speaker 8: was like, yep, I'll be there.
Speaker 1: That is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the Brisbane Lions. Yes, shout out to
Speaker 3: our pal Jonathan Brown.
Speaker 1: Thought he might have been there, you know ex captains now.
Speaker 2: I mean if there was a four X on ice,
Speaker 2: he would have been.
Speaker 1: A free drink.
Speaker 2: Kelly Baker's a light voucher for you.
Speaker 4: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: We caught up with Jerry on Friday Wednesday or Wednesday
Speaker 1: mister Christy, she was our little contestant, will grow the
Speaker 1: Specsavor's voucher if you don't hardly mink hello? She said this,
Speaker 1: Where do I see the number ten around you? Jerry?
Speaker 8: Am I a ten out of ten?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: You tell me?
Speaker 8: Probably not a ten?
Speaker 2: But what would you write? What would you rate yourself? Jerry?
Speaker 2: Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: He maybe like an eight long years Jerry. I love
Speaker 3: that level of confidence so much, so wide.
Speaker 1: But I I mean, we've been talking about it for
Speaker 1: a few days. This is why we're talking about it
Speaker 1: again on the wireless thirteen twenty four to ten. By
Speaker 1: the way, can you rate yourself? And if so, give
Speaker 1: us a call and tell us what number you are, like.
Speaker 2: Honestly out of ten?
Speaker 1: Because everyone's like, I'm a one. You're not a one? No,
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the same for people that I'm a ten?
Speaker 1: Are you? How do you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And if you think you're a tend, you turn it
Speaker 3: down a bit so you sound like not a total.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So maybe Jerry does think she's a tend, but she's
Speaker 1: saying eight because that's like more socially acceptable. Yeah, more
Speaker 1: Australian as well for a bit more self deprecating. I've
Speaker 1: been trying to rate myself and I've got a question
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, what am I rating in relation to? Like, so,
Speaker 1: how happy I am when I see myself in the mirror?
Speaker 1: How is it a scale of one to ten on
Speaker 1: how attractive you are to the opposite sex or your
Speaker 1: chosen partner gender, Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Really great question. My answer would be.
Speaker 3: A little bit of what you maybe are to the
Speaker 3: opposite sex or what you're trying to attract. But just
Speaker 3: traditionally when like, it's quite superficial when it comes just
Speaker 3: to your looks and what is perceived hot, what you would.
Speaker 2: Rate yourself out of ten? Like that's what I think
Speaker 2: people do it all?
Speaker 1: And is it standardized? Like do you get sort of
Speaker 1: like you know kids that are studying languages, they get
Speaker 1: an extra ten percent in their year twelve? Do you
Speaker 1: standardize for age? Do you know what I mean? Is
Speaker 1: that all? Is it all even out? Because I'm old?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I think it's it's to whatever
Speaker 3: age you are, like out of ten as an even
Speaker 3: seventy five year old you could be a nine out
Speaker 3: of ten, But is it.
Speaker 1: Compared to other seventy five year olds.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so. I think
Speaker 2: it's all right.
Speaker 1: What number are you? You've thought about this? I can tell.
Speaker 3: I think I am a look at Tom like thing,
Speaker 3: and you've got to be honest, honest, Yes, okay, I
Speaker 3: think it's seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you really think you are an eight because
Speaker 1: you've taken a point off. So if you don't sound
Speaker 1: up yourself, definitely, definitely you've taken a point.
Speaker 2: I knew it.
Speaker 1: I thought if he says he's sixth and he really, no,
Speaker 1: I think it's seven point five. Let's so you think
Speaker 1: you're an eight point five?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I definitely don't think I'm above eight at all, and
Speaker 3: like eight on a really good day when I've had
Speaker 3: a good sleep. I've got a great haircut, I've got
Speaker 3: a great outfit. On what do you think you are? Honestly?
Speaker 1: Honestly?
Speaker 2: And I don't think you would inflate or deflate?
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I've really thought about it. I think
Speaker 1: I am a solid seven, a solid seven, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: a seven and a half on ah, I could probably
Speaker 1: pull off an eight on like Logi's Night in an
Speaker 1: amazing No, you're a tens and like.
Speaker 2: You're a ten on Logi's Night.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah because two hours in hair and makeup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like me, you know, getting squeezing the avocados at
Speaker 1: the supermarket. Seven.
Speaker 2: I would I would disagree. I would say you're a
Speaker 2: minimum eight eight point five.
Speaker 1: Having said that, in the mirror, when I see myself
Speaker 1: and I smile at myself and say, because I do.
Speaker 1: I talk to myself every morning, I go, hollo, you ten.
Speaker 1: Like for me, my eyes like the level of happiness
Speaker 1: to see myself is ten.
Speaker 3: And this year, twenty twenty five, you've been serving looks
Speaker 3: every day. We haven't given enough attention.
Speaker 2: Even today. It's a great shirt you've got on.
Speaker 3: I think if we were to play this game last year,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be as kind. But you are serving a
Speaker 3: look every day, and it's pushing you up to a
Speaker 3: nine every day, and.
Speaker 1: I'm putting makeup on you. Very kind of nine to Tom.
Speaker 1: Tom is our trust. The produceducer does all the actual
Speaker 1: work while we just gas bag. What would you give
Speaker 1: yourself out of ten? And be careful? Because I can
Speaker 1: organize a therapist. I can't hear you. Well.
Speaker 10: I was nervous because I was gonna give myself a seven, yes,
Speaker 10: which I think is fair. I'm like a solid seven.
Speaker 10: But I don't want you to think I think I'm six,
Speaker 10: because that's not good.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Jack, I'm the one that took it. Jack
Speaker 1: does that you and I don't know.
Speaker 10: I'm a solid seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 2: I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: On a good day, I could be an eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love this.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's take some calls really quickly out like it.
Speaker 3: Who what people think they are?
Speaker 1: And also I want to hear from somebody who thinks
Speaker 1: they're a ten who can actually go No, I am
Speaker 1: a tent. The thing is, I'm a one out of
Speaker 1: ten in terms of attractiveness to the opposite sex.
Speaker 3: I disagree, and that's a whole other case study. I
Speaker 3: think people are intimidated to approach you a slide in.
Speaker 1: I'm so such a dof no.
Speaker 3: But like I've got I know so many people that
Speaker 3: like really would love to take you.
Speaker 2: Really have to say something so inappropriate?
Speaker 1: Okayo, beck Hello, Becky, Hello, how are you good? What
Speaker 1: do you give yourself out of ten, Beck.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't want to sound egotistical. I don't think
Speaker 11: anybody's perfect, but I think.
Speaker 1: I'm a nine okay, great to And what do you
Speaker 1: base this on?
Speaker 11: Well, I think I've got okay, I think I've got
Speaker 11: above average. Look, but I just I'm a happy person.
Speaker 11: I've always got a smile on my face. I'm a
Speaker 11: positive person. And I since that goes a long way
Speaker 11: in how people perceive you as well.
Speaker 1: I agree, Beck, I agree. Sometimes you see somebody and
Speaker 1: you think they're so gorgeous, and then you see them
Speaker 1: in a photo and you go, oh, why do I
Speaker 1: think they're so gorgeous? And it's the inner beauty that's
Speaker 1: coming out.
Speaker 2: It's shining through.
Speaker 7: Beck.
Speaker 3: We're going to send you a double pass to Bridget
Speaker 3: Jones out about the Boy only in cinemas.
Speaker 1: Now, I love that. Hello Carol, Hello, am I talking
Speaker 1: to a bona fidey?
Speaker 12: Ten out of ten, ten out of ten, ten ten
Speaker 12: ten for everyone.
Speaker 1: Oh for everything my life?
Speaker 12: No for me like sorry, ten ten ten Because you
Speaker 12: have to celebrate yourself. Life is too short to be
Speaker 12: self critical, and we live in a world where it's
Speaker 12: two install to judgment Yes, you have to celebrate yourself
Speaker 12: because nobody else is going to do that for you.
Speaker 3: Ah men, Carol, what if people actually look like a
Speaker 3: three out of ten?
Speaker 1: There are ten ten ten.
Speaker 2: Carol's an optimist and we love it.
Speaker 4: The Chrisy Swan Show, The Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Mama, you're listening to the Crazy Swan Show. Shut up, Stephanie.
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Speaker 3: I'm not sure I'm loving Stephanie's hair at the moment,
Speaker 3: now that you brought her up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think she looks very well.
Speaker 3: No, what do you think she'd rate herself out of ten?
Speaker 2: I'd think eleven. Yeah, but she'd be wrong.
Speaker 1: She looks unwell. Hello Tom, speaking of very well? Hello,
Speaker 1: how are we good? Thank you quiz master. This is
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Speaker 1: Hello Jess, Hello Jess. I'm so sorry. In advance, I'm
Speaker 1: terrible at this game. I'm so sorry. How badly do
Speaker 1: you want the laptop?
Speaker 8: Oh? Really badly? It would be awesome to win it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I feel all right, let's talk to
Speaker 1: the winner. Hello Tina, Hello.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm so happy when I got Jack.
Speaker 3: No, I'm crazy, Tina, I've got a good feeling about this.
Speaker 2: Tell me why you're needing you laptop to motivate because.
Speaker 8: Mine is a brick.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even connect to my home WiFi.
Speaker 8: That's how old my laptop is. Oh my god, my
Speaker 8: daughter is thirteen and I bought it before she was born.
Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 1: That's that's like disgusting.
Speaker 10: Din's let's get into it, all right, laptop's ready. Yes,
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Speaker 2: The reef stonefish? That is correct? Yes, Tina ship.
Speaker 10: Now, Chrissy, this one is a half normal question. So
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Speaker 1: Don't know, don't give me any any advantages.
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Speaker 1: What are they would be emils?
Speaker 10: That would be Jack, I unfortunately, Tina, congratulations, Yes, thank
Speaker 10: you Jack.
Speaker 1: It looks at where I was. You know, I'm here
Speaker 1: buying it a sign that says beer and no, like,
Speaker 1: where am I going?
Speaker 2: What would you find that?
Speaker 1: Pain? And then there's another sign here that says cocktails.
Speaker 1: It's like this way to the beach, this way to God.
Speaker 1: That's so I don't break.
Speaker 3: The laptops so bad beyond will cry. Dude, all right,
Speaker 3: you have got the laptop on behalf of Harvey Norman.
Speaker 3: But Tom, it's not all bad for Jess.
Speaker 10: It is not Jess. You have one you havelf a
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Speaker 8: Beautiful, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could get this sign that goes to the
Speaker 1: beach this way.
Speaker 4: Swan show.
Speaker 1: I know you couldn favorite song ever, Jack, because it
Speaker 1: was Charlie's age was a ride. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show on Nova. I just made a very
Speaker 1: outrageous statement about that Chrissy's click, and I think I
Speaker 1: stand by it. Beyonce was never better than when she
Speaker 1: was in Destiny's Child. I disagree.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked at that statement.
Speaker 1: You can be shocked, you can disagree. Doesn't take away
Speaker 1: from the fact that I'm right.
Speaker 3: What about songs like sweet Dreams and like No nothing
Speaker 3: tops what she produced on Destiny's Child?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Wow, Absolutely, come on.
Speaker 2: Sweeping statements a Thursday. Mate. You can say that will.
Speaker 1: I'll say it again, and then you've got to pretend
Speaker 1: that you haven't heard it. Hey, let's talk about Saturday
Speaker 1: Night blis fiftieth anniversary celebrations. It is like the Oscars
Speaker 1: used to be. The red carpet footage has everyone who's
Speaker 1: anyone that we all love turning up to support this
Speaker 1: television show.
Speaker 3: I thought the met Gala was on today when I
Speaker 3: started seeing this video come through from this red carpet.
Speaker 1: Like Meryl Streep's there, Steve Martin's there, Mike Queen, Drew
Speaker 1: Barrymore's They're looking amazing. By the way, that's a that
Speaker 1: I would like to steal.
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardah, Shian Davidson, all of them there.
Speaker 3: I hope Pete and Kim hook up in like a
Speaker 3: toilet somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think that's a bit trashy, but maybe they
Speaker 1: could rekindle theirs. And she's saying someone, she's a kardashi
Speaker 1: in it hard, But isn't she saying someone?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: There was talk of it.
Speaker 3: There was rumors on dorm while she was dating enormy
Speaker 3: like a real estate.
Speaker 2: Agent or something that's gonna last. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And then there was Oh, Blake Lively made an appearance,
Speaker 1: came out of a little Heidi hole.
Speaker 2: Look, I could I could look.
Speaker 1: At the footage of this all day long. But let's
Speaker 1: move on to one of the skits. Kim Kardashian's bottom
Speaker 1: has been turned into a set of drums, not for
Speaker 1: the first time in her career.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to watch that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kristen Wig, who is the funniest actress.
Speaker 1: Have you seen a movie called The Skeleton twinsp have you? Tom?
Speaker 1: It's watched a trailer, but I haven't seen it. Oh,
Speaker 1: it is the most gorgeous film. And she's in with
Speaker 1: that Bill guy, Bill Hayter, Bill Hater and her Well,
Speaker 1: this is going to be your favorite film. And I've
Speaker 1: just pulled out my headphones on.
Speaker 2: So okay, I'll keep talking to fill this for you,
Speaker 2: but I will watch that.
Speaker 3: I'd also like to make mention of Steve Martin who
Speaker 3: did a monologue Swanee and he was on the first
Speaker 3: season of SNL. So everyone, it shows the respect and
Speaker 3: love people have for this show that they've all gone
Speaker 3: back to do it correct and if you would like
Speaker 3: to watch it just a little ps eights on binge
Speaker 3: here in Australia.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to watch that, My god, When
Speaker 1: am I ever going to find the time, but I will.
Speaker 1: Christian Wigg dressed up as like a nineteen fifties matinee singer.
Speaker 1: She was one of four sisters in the skit, the
Speaker 1: other three played by Scarlett Johansson, Kim Kardashian and another
Speaker 1: one who I know her face but I will never
Speaker 1: remember before night. So funny anyway, it's very very funny,
Speaker 1: and at one point Christian Wig plays the bongo drums
Speaker 1: with Kim Kardashian's bottom, very funny, which of course I
Speaker 1: have done, eat.
Speaker 3: On the circles it with my own hand, and then
Speaker 3: Swanny Sabrina Carpenter performed with a guy I don't know,
Speaker 3: Paul Simon.
Speaker 1: Paul Simon.
Speaker 2: Who is that?
Speaker 1: The great Paul Simon from originally Simon and Garff uncle,
Speaker 1: but you know, a legend in his own right, the
Speaker 1: man behind my favorite album of all time, Graceland. You
Speaker 1: know I'm going to agree that's Paul Simon.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they sang Homeward Bound, which is a Simon and
Speaker 1: Guff Funkll track. Have a listen, let's escape it please.
Speaker 2: She makes every song so magical.
Speaker 1: I agree. Oh my god, she is singing with all
Speaker 1: the legends. She would be as a proper he's open,
Speaker 1: she is, she would be pinching herself nice. So originally
Speaker 1: you probably don't recognize that, but if I give you
Speaker 1: her the original, you would. It's faster homwood bounder was.
Speaker 1: It's faster. It's gorgeous. Okay, Let's move on to Lily
Speaker 1: Allen and David Harbor. They have split up, and Lily Allen,
Speaker 1: of course, you would know from such great tracks as
Speaker 1: I think you're having me, I think you're really me.
Speaker 1: She is a highly underrated talent, and I think she
Speaker 1: wrote this song about her very mean ex partner David Harbor,
Speaker 1: because he he has turned up with a girlfriend already
Speaker 1: twenty two years his junior. Her name is Ellie Fallon,
Speaker 1: and he was caught on the celebrity dating app. That's
Speaker 1: what they've called it. It's rare. There's no other ones,
Speaker 1: are they it months before they announced their split. Now,
Speaker 1: of course I have looked up this girl's Insta and
Speaker 1: apparently the telltale sign was there was a photograph in
Speaker 1: her grid of her enjoying a cigar. And it happens
Speaker 1: to be David Harbour's. You know, Lily Allen's exes. No
Speaker 1: one really knows him.
Speaker 2: No stranger things is what he was.
Speaker 1: It's his favorite cigar and that was where yeah, and
Speaker 1: that was where Lily was like, uh, skuzmi, anyway, I
Speaker 1: found the I found the picture for you. The offending picture.
Speaker 2: Show us and he's got.
Speaker 1: Busies out in the livre.
Speaker 12: It is.
Speaker 2: Photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a very she's only got five photographs, but
Speaker 1: they're very Yeah. Anyway, good luck to them. We are
Speaker 1: invested in this relationship because we saw Lily and David
Speaker 1: leaving a restaurant in New York City together before they were.
Speaker 2: Before it was pass week. We broke that.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Hazy, come easy, go Mark. So much to
Speaker 1: discuss already, it's just sticked over three o'clock tonight. Look
Speaker 1: it's six hours away. Set your timers. It is a
Speaker 1: sort of a repeat really of that iconic tar A
Speaker 1: Brown sixty minutes interview with the girl that everyone's talking about,
Speaker 1: Belle Gibson, the wellness shister. Everyone's watching Vinegar, including me
Speaker 1: this weekend. She's a fascinating creature. We are going to
Speaker 1: be catching up with Tara Brown in studio live, in
Speaker 1: studio live, and also we're going to see all the
Speaker 1: bits that we've already seen from that interview, but also
Speaker 1: heaps of behind the scenes footage. Now, if there's one
Speaker 1: thing I've learned from Belle Gibson, it's telling the truth
Speaker 1: is overrated. And I had a day off last week.
Speaker 1: I had terrible food poison. But had I known that
Speaker 1: I could trot this out instead, I would have.
Speaker 7: You had three hard operations, you suffered two cardiac arrests,
Speaker 7: you died twice on the operating table, You had a stroke,
Speaker 7: and you were diagnosed with inoperable branch shimmer and given
Speaker 7: four months to live.
Speaker 2: Correct correct, Correct, Correct.
Speaker 3: Woman Tara Brown will join us before four o'clock. The
Speaker 3: word iconics thrown around a lot in this day and age,
Speaker 3: but she is an icon, Tyra Brown.
Speaker 1: And she's the sort of woman we were talking about
Speaker 1: rating yourself. I reckon she'd give herself for two and
Speaker 1: she's a solid.
Speaker 2: Ten, solid ten yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. Next
Speaker 2: we are playing around of Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 4: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Let's give away a limited edition bum bag.
Speaker 4: Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 1: Fiona, Hello, Fiana, Leona there, she's not there. Let's move
Speaker 1: on to Emma. Hello, Emma. Hi, Chrissy, Hi, you might
Speaker 1: be you know, you might just win this by default
Speaker 1: Stephen Bradbury style, because Fiona was keeping very quiet.
Speaker 6: Tom Bradbury the other day was that it was never.
Speaker 1: Never has anyone got so much mileage out of being
Speaker 1: a loser. Absolutely like it's the best thing that ever
Speaker 1: happened to him. Stephen Bradbury. Now let's check him with there.
Speaker 1: Could you hear me? You just sort of sleeezing all
Speaker 1: over you before going. But you scared, We're scared. You're scared,
Speaker 1: won't you?
Speaker 11: No, not at all all.
Speaker 1: Right, you know the you know the drill gilds. Your
Speaker 1: names are your buzzers. Best of five, first person gets
Speaker 1: three correct, you get the bum bag. And Jack has
Speaker 1: been very generous lately.
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling that generous.
Speaker 1: Oh it's over, is it? Because when things were good
Speaker 1: for you in your personal life, you were giving away vouchers?
Speaker 3: Like, Okay, things are good in my personal life, so
Speaker 3: I will give away vouch because I don't want to
Speaker 3: start that narrative.
Speaker 2: Question number one, what's it good?
Speaker 3: I'm just it's Monday, man's grim good.
Speaker 1: There's going to be a voucher.
Speaker 2: Question number one.
Speaker 1: Name the sporting event that took place in Adelaide over
Speaker 1: the weekend? Care factor zero for the ladies, it is
Speaker 1: live golf. Question number two, what's another name for a chemist?
Speaker 1: Starting with a p emma? Yes, Emma, pharmacyst It is
Speaker 1: a pharmacy. Question number three. One of my favorite places,
Speaker 1: by the way, is a chemist. I just love it
Speaker 1: the best Question number three. Twenty one years ago today,
Speaker 1: Alicia Keys released this song as single.
Speaker 2: You If I Got You?
Speaker 1: What a song? Does someone say? Janets? Have we suddenly
Speaker 1: got a Janet? Oh? Emma? Who said it. We just
Speaker 1: want to know what it's called you No, Emma, Yes,
Speaker 1: do you remember in the days of the original Australian
Speaker 1: Idol with like the insufferable Mark Holden and Dick O
Speaker 1: and Marsha Hines. Every second audition was that song.
Speaker 3: Question number four is for the win, Emma, Fiona, you
Speaker 3: could still bring it back though.
Speaker 1: I'm a select I'm a celebt finished up last night.
Speaker 1: Who took out the crown?
Speaker 6: No idea?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was not Reggie robbed she won a couple. Actually,
Speaker 1: she has to come on or did the producers make
Speaker 1: that crown from stuff from Spotlight for nothing? It was
Speaker 1: Sam Thyday.
Speaker 2: Question number five, guys, Tara Brown's waiting in the hallway.
Speaker 2: We've got to keep this quick.
Speaker 1: Question number five A moped is a type of what? Yes, Emma,
Speaker 1: it is a motorcycle. Oh oh god, the disappointment I
Speaker 1: had that. Lucky for you, Fiona, Jack is having a
Speaker 1: great time.
Speaker 3: I'm having a really good time, and you are both
Speaker 3: walking away with Baker's Delight vouchers and it's just going
Speaker 3: to be a really great Monday night for you both.
Speaker 2: I can feel it.
Speaker 1: If you haven't had a savory bite, please get them
Speaker 1: and at least six fit in your new bum bag.
Speaker 4: All right, Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: Everyone is talking about and watching the Netflix series Apple
Speaker 1: Cider Vinegar, including me and including you, Jack, Yes, and
Speaker 1: I would say including our next guest, the Great Tara Brown. Hello, Tara, Hello,
Speaker 1: thank you. Now tonight on Channel nine, there is a
Speaker 1: very special broadcast of a television show called Dangerous Lies.
Speaker 1: Colin Unmasking Belle Gibson and you very famously interviewed her
Speaker 1: for sixty minutes.
Speaker 7: Yes, I did, about almost a decade ago now, and
Speaker 7: it was at the time when her whole world was
Speaker 7: starting to unravel, the world that she'd created around herself
Speaker 7: becoming a wellness warrior and promising hope to people absolutely
Speaker 7: desperate for some cure for their cancer. And yeah, that
Speaker 7: all started to come unstuck. And it was at that
Speaker 7: time that I interviewed her.
Speaker 1: Why do you think she even agreed to be interviewed
Speaker 1: by you?
Speaker 7: I don't really know, to be honest. I think I
Speaker 7: think maybe it was her attempt to get take hold
Speaker 7: of the narrative control it again. Maybe it might have
Speaker 7: been a bit about attention. You know, I'm not sure
Speaker 7: about that, but maybe it was to try and save
Speaker 7: what was left of her reputation and her future in
Speaker 7: that space.
Speaker 1: She's such a mysterious, confusing person from you know, outside
Speaker 1: of the screen. You're one of the few people that
Speaker 1: have actually met her. What is What were your impressions
Speaker 1: of her as a person?
Speaker 7: Well, pretty much the same as your She's a very
Speaker 7: confounding person. But look when I first met her for
Speaker 7: that interview, and it was in that interview room, you know,
Speaker 7: she seemed young, she seemed slightly anxious, she seemed friendly, open, eager.
Speaker 7: The mood in the room changed markedly as the interview progressed.
Speaker 7: But you know, she seemed really sweet to begin with,
Speaker 7: and then she became very slippery, just even in the
Speaker 7: face of the most simple question.
Speaker 1: You've mentioned that she's young. We have to talk about
Speaker 1: the following exchange.
Speaker 7: How old are you? I've always been raised as being
Speaker 7: currently a twenty six year old. How old are you? Well,
Speaker 7: I live knowing as I've always known that I would
Speaker 7: be twenty six. Okay, Bell, I've this is a really
Speaker 7: really simple question. How old are you? I believe that
Speaker 7: I'm twenty six.
Speaker 12: I have.
Speaker 7: Two birth certificates, and I've had my name change four
Speaker 7: times when you needed to file some financial documents, How
Speaker 7: did you choose the birthdate you gave? If you don't
Speaker 7: know with my most recent deepole paper currently, then according
Speaker 7: to those documents, you're twenty three correct.
Speaker 1: Can you here? That is the most bonkers exchange I've
Speaker 1: ever heard. Can you explain it in any more detail?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: I mean the red flag came up immediately, didn't it.
Speaker 7: You know, I was always raised to be Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 7: I don't know who says that, or I don't understand
Speaker 7: I shouldn't understand why, Tara.
Speaker 3: I found watching Apple Side of Vinegar really difficult because
Speaker 3: of the blatant lying like I actually found it hard
Speaker 3: to watch when you're interviewing someone like that and you
Speaker 3: can see so clearly they're just lying. Does it annoy you,
Speaker 3: as the journalists do asking the questions?
Speaker 9: Yes, it does.
Speaker 7: I mean it makes me feel like I'm not getting anywhere,
Speaker 7: which is frustrating. And what she had done had consequences,
Speaker 7: and I guess we were just asking her to be
Speaker 7: accountable for misleading so many people, for lying about her health,
Speaker 7: and how that you know what those lies actually meant
Speaker 7: in terms of life and death for people, and so
Speaker 7: you know, I wasn't just out to get her or
Speaker 7: be mean to her or anything like that. I was
Speaker 7: trying to find out what was this crazy show all about?
Speaker 7: And you know she'd start perhaps with a grain of truth,
Speaker 7: and then go down some crazy rabbit hole, and so yeah,
Speaker 7: I found it very frustrating.
Speaker 9: I came away with a huge headache.
Speaker 1: Actually, in apples even didn't need a shot of appleside
Speaker 1: video that everything in Apside Vinegar. She has a way,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if this is real or just
Speaker 1: the character. She has a way sort of going along
Speaker 1: and being very sweet and then getting like the tail
Speaker 1: comes out, like there was a she's at a mother's
Speaker 1: group and then she's someone annoys her and she goes,
Speaker 1: your baby's got a flathead and all of that sort
Speaker 1: of stuff. Did you see any of that? Did she
Speaker 1: say before she left you need some sleep, you got
Speaker 1: bags or something like that?
Speaker 9: No she did not, No, she didn't.
Speaker 7: The mood was very down and she lost her lightness
Speaker 7: and brightness and chirpiness, I think, which was probably pretty natural.
Speaker 7: But no, she didn't say anything too nasty in anything
Speaker 7: nasty at all.
Speaker 3: In the show Apple Side of vine guitar. Obviously, there
Speaker 3: is an actress that plays you, and she does a
Speaker 3: great job, but it just didn't hit the same for
Speaker 3: me because you are iconic. I hope you know that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Had they asked you to play yourself in the Netflix show,
Speaker 3: would you have said yes? Is it something you would
Speaker 3: have been up to doing to recreating it?
Speaker 9: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 7: They didn't ask they I shouldn't even know about it.
Speaker 1: Bulls, they're bulls.
Speaker 3: Now to nine to ten PM, Dangerous Lies Unmasking Bell Gibson.
Speaker 3: We get to see some sort of footage that wasn't
Speaker 3: shown back in twenty fifteen. Can you give us a
Speaker 3: little tease into what that is.
Speaker 7: Well, it's sort of bits and bobs around the interview
Speaker 7: that you know, we didn't have time to show the
Speaker 7: first time round. But it's also knitting together the Bell
Speaker 7: Gibson story, and it includes people closest to her, like
Speaker 7: her former very close friend who turned whistleblower and falls
Speaker 7: them for the whistleblower. Going to the age and the
Speaker 7: great journalism from that newspaper. Then maybe we wouldn't be
Speaker 7: talking about Belle Gibson to that.
Speaker 1: I have any idea where Bell Gibson is right, now,
Speaker 1: what's she doing?
Speaker 7: I believe she's still in Melbourne. You might bump into her. Yeah,
Speaker 7: And I don't know what she's doing, but I think
Speaker 7: you know she's keeping a fairly low profile.
Speaker 1: And Clive rothwell, oh my god, I've got so many questions.
Speaker 1: I will be watching tonight Dangerous Lies Unmasking Bill Gibson
Speaker 1: ten past nine on Channel nine. Will you stick around, Tara?
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about you, not at Belle, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to start by saying, how old are you?
Speaker 4: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: And there is a special on Channel nine tonight called
Speaker 1: Dangerous Lies Unmasking Belle Gibson, and it shows and never
Speaker 1: before seen footage of the great sixty minutes interview that
Speaker 1: was conducted by the Great Tara Brown. She's stuck around.
Speaker 1: Hello Tara again, Hello Tara.
Speaker 3: I've got to ask before we get to our type five.
Speaker 3: I love in the trailer of tonight's special, there's a
Speaker 3: crew member that says this to Belle.
Speaker 2: That's a great sweater you got there at Belle? Who
Speaker 2: asked that? Tara?
Speaker 7: That was my senior producer, Stephen Taylor.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: That's sort of what you do to like listen people
Speaker 1: up because it's not a great sweater. It's a hot
Speaker 1: pink roll.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 7: Well, if you know Stephen, you know exactly what that
Speaker 7: tone meant. But we've never seen a turtleneck quite like
Speaker 7: that before. I think he was sort of speaking what
Speaker 7: perhaps a lot of people were thinking.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I've got written in front of me that
Speaker 1: the first person you ever interviewed was Mel Gibson, and
Speaker 1: now we're talking about Belle Gibson. I feel like there
Speaker 1: is a weird wing there.
Speaker 9: It is weird, isn't it.
Speaker 7: No, Mel Gibson I was one of the first celebrity
Speaker 7: interviews I did when I joined sixty Minutes, and he
Speaker 7: was kind of terrifying. Actually, Belle Gibson was terrifying in
Speaker 7: another you.
Speaker 1: Can really pick him. Yeah, Mel's an unusual man, let's
Speaker 1: put it that way.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was very shy and difficult to extract anything from.
Speaker 7: But you know, we bonded over a cigar and it
Speaker 7: was okay.
Speaker 1: The What are some other things that you've had to
Speaker 1: do with interview subjects to show them that your friend
Speaker 1: not foe?
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, you know, I've ice skated just I've traveled
Speaker 7: to Snake Island, which was terrifying. I still have nightmares
Speaker 7: about that snake's attacking me in my sleeve.
Speaker 1: We won't see you on the new series of Armor Celebrities.
Speaker 1: Let's get to know you a little bit better with
Speaker 1: this tight five, Tara Brown, what is your favorite holiday destination?
Speaker 1: If you could just grab your Toska carry on right now,
Speaker 1: where would you be going?
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, anywhere with a beach and then blue green water?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What sort of mixed drink would you partake of at
Speaker 1: that beach?
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, I've just done a story on methanol poisoning,
Speaker 7: so I think a beer.
Speaker 1: What was your first concert?
Speaker 9: Oh it might have been Elton John.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Before he was he was a
Speaker 1: cranky old queen. How much coffee do you have a day?
Speaker 1: And what do you order?
Speaker 7: I order a long black and I probably have about
Speaker 7: two I've cut down.
Speaker 1: You're so stylish? Is your house just so stylish that
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 9: I have two teenage boys, No it's not.
Speaker 1: It is be you. You contain all of their stinky
Speaker 1: undies and stuff to their rooms.
Speaker 2: Imagine your mum being Tyra Brown? How iconic, So.
Speaker 9: I don't think.
Speaker 7: They don't think so remind me daily.
Speaker 1: That's the annoying thing about children. They don't understand how
Speaker 1: good they've got it with a great mom like you
Speaker 1: and like me. Who was your favorite designer to wear? Gosh,
Speaker 1: oh my, I want to say Carlos and Patty. I
Speaker 1: can see that's true.
Speaker 7: Actually know that you're right, Chrissy, You've got it in
Speaker 7: one I do. We're actually a lot of colors and
Speaker 7: Patty thanks to our wonderful wardrobe department.
Speaker 1: At Channel Night, you used to work on a current Affair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you ever miss the interviews with the neighbors from
Speaker 1: hell rather dog owners, the hoarders that won't leave?
Speaker 7: Look, I could sidestep a hoarder any day of the week, but.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 7: I was watching the promo for the weekend for Akka
Speaker 7: and that just made me laugh. You know, it's a
Speaker 7: great show for that, and we did some great stories,
Speaker 7: you know, really speaks to what everyday people are going
Speaker 7: through and we had a lot. I had a lot
Speaker 7: of fun on that show and it's still doing a
Speaker 7: fabulous job.
Speaker 1: And lastly, another Channel nine icon, Liz Hayes, has recently
Speaker 1: stepped back from her duties. Are you jealous? And when
Speaker 1: are you planning on going? You know what, I'm just
Speaker 1: going to go and I'm just going to go and
Speaker 1: drink methodol on the beach somewhere.
Speaker 7: Well, I think you'll find Lizzie might be stepping back
Speaker 7: from nine. But I'm sure this is not the last
Speaker 7: we've seen of Liz. And am I jealous? I've always
Speaker 7: been jealous of Liz. She's amazing.
Speaker 9: And do I are you trying to retire me? I'm
Speaker 9: trying to get me off the screen.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 9: I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to know how long I've got with you.
Speaker 7: I no not thinking about that. As I said, I
Speaker 7: have teenage boys. I need something in my life that
Speaker 7: keeps me sane.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. Who's going to pay for all those
Speaker 1: tennis rackets and runners and stuff? You're absolutely right around.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 3: We love you and you must tune into Dangerous Lies
Speaker 3: Unmasking Bell Gibson nine ten pm tonight on Channel nine
Speaker 3: after Maths. Thank you for all the great work you do.
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you, thanks for being so lovely.
Speaker 4: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Joel, if you're listening, I don't know where you're sou
Speaker 1: patch kids, dummy gummies, wed okay, Chrissy's click bait. Leave
Speaker 1: Kylie alone, Leave her alone, Leave Kaylie alone, our queen Queen.
Speaker 1: She's kicked off her tour in per tension, so good.
Speaker 1: I wonder does she do that. We're going to go
Speaker 1: through the setlist in a minute, but she's kicked off
Speaker 1: her tour in perth and people are saying things and
Speaker 1: I just want to get their faces and mash them
Speaker 1: up because Kylie is a legend. Again, we're bandied around
Speaker 1: the word icon, but we've had some very iconic women
Speaker 1: on this show today. Tara Brown earlier hit us up
Speaker 1: on the podcast for that, and now we're talking about Kylie.
Speaker 1: People said we love you and support you, queen, but
Speaker 1: let's be honest. Structure of the show was disappointing. It
Speaker 1: was a lack of creativity.
Speaker 2: Get lost, shut up.
Speaker 3: Also, what are people comparing it to If they are
Speaker 3: trying to compare it to the show girl to over
Speaker 3: twenty years ago, get a grip.
Speaker 2: She's not that age anymore.
Speaker 3: It's we should just be thankful and kissing the ground
Speaker 3: that she's put a tour on for us. Correct she
Speaker 3: could be sitting at home with her feet up watching
Speaker 3: reruns of Neighbors, and she's not She's singing for us,
Speaker 3: that is right.
Speaker 1: I want to thank her for that. I also want
Speaker 1: to thank her for the last two albums loved. I
Speaker 1: want to thank you for Dump A Dump. I wanted
Speaker 1: to thank you for keeping it fresh. I want to
Speaker 1: think of for the reel that she posted to Instagram
Speaker 1: with a girl who got tickets and cried and Kylie
Speaker 1: was choking up as well.
Speaker 2: She is a marvel.
Speaker 1: And I also want to thank her for the setlist.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's thru. There's thirty going by the way
Speaker 2: Friday night. My god, amazing, cannot wait.
Speaker 3: There are thirty two songs, twany, but you and I
Speaker 3: weirdly were excited about a select few that she's thrown
Speaker 3: in there that you wouldn't expect.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are some classics in there, obviously, spinning
Speaker 1: around is in there on a night like this Olympics
Speaker 1: memory for Dump a Dumb Shocked Better the Devil.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 1: I loved that incarnation of Kylie and that's going to go.
Speaker 3: Off the locomotion we know she'd put in there. But
Speaker 3: there's songs like this, that you wouldn't expect.
Speaker 1: Oh what a song.
Speaker 2: Another favorite of mine is I Believe in You.
Speaker 1: Ah, I've got the scups on the top of my head.
Speaker 1: How't believe we picked the same three and you and
Speaker 1: then I'm so excited about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love it when she's sexy, don't you In this
Speaker 3: Valenciaga dress video, sexy's.
Speaker 1: So a little real. Recently of her singing with Madonna
Speaker 1: live at the Madonna show and they were like hugging
Speaker 1: and kissing.
Speaker 2: That was recent. Yes, yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 1: Ye friends, and I remember looking at Kylie and just thinking,
Speaker 1: you that girl from Camberwell High. Are you okay?
Speaker 9: One way?
Speaker 1: I like this song anyway. She just would be pinching
Speaker 1: herself that she's on stage, arm in arm with the
Speaker 1: legend that is on and I believe that.
Speaker 9: At the end.
Speaker 1: Madonna sang can't get You out of My head?
Speaker 2: Yes she did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how amazing. All right, let's move on. There's been
Speaker 1: a celebrity spotting at the airport. It is not a
Speaker 1: bag lady in a stolen car heart jacket. It is
Speaker 1: Billy bloody Eilish, Billy bloody Eilish. As I live in
Speaker 1: Broods Tullamarine. She has the mask she's got on her face.
Speaker 1: It's like those you know, coronavirus ones. It's so big
Speaker 1: it looks like an adult diaper. Either she's got a
Speaker 1: very small face, which would make sense because people with
Speaker 1: small faces look beautiful on camera. She's either got a
Speaker 1: very small face, or she has stolen a depend from
Speaker 1: one of the quantesses.
Speaker 2: Billy would never do that. Chrusy Swine.
Speaker 3: I know, man, I'm so excited to have all these
Speaker 3: stars in Australia.
Speaker 2: Drake's about the perform in Sydney.
Speaker 1: What is she carrying there? It looks like an ouzzy?
Speaker 1: Is it like a it's some sort of weapon? Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's a bostl. But it's like, you know, hardcore.
Speaker 2: It's really big. Is that a Stanley cup?
Speaker 1: Maybe? All in black? And it makes me feel very
Speaker 1: You know how sometimes you buy something and you go, well,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's cool or not. I
Speaker 1: bought a cheek bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you're sick. Car heart bag.
Speaker 1: I was going to Sydney to speak on the conference
Speaker 1: and I needed to look fancy on the plane and
Speaker 1: I bought this and it's car heart and I thought,
Speaker 1: I like Carhart, but I don't know if it's cool. Yes,
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish is wearing it.
Speaker 2: It's cool, man, I sould Tim Joel. They're up next.
Speaker 2: We'll see it tomorrow.
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