Speaker 1: We got get you the Morning every day, Adelaides. Now
Speaker 1: that's a job.
Speaker 2: That was a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job, job, terrible job.
Speaker 3: Before we go absolutely ballistic at Abby Jode's, let's have some.
Speaker 4: Fun go on, all right, we might as well toy
Speaker 4: with her for a little bit before we absolutely rip
Speaker 4: into her. Yeah, okay, who's got a good joke?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want bigo first?
Speaker 3: Guys, I'm going then, okay, and then we'll build up
Speaker 3: to abs go on second, because you know she's a
Speaker 3: queen of delivery.
Speaker 1: She's had three days to work on I had a
Speaker 1: long weekend to work on it. Yeah, okay, one of
Speaker 1: us had a long weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice, isn't.
Speaker 1: Didn't you guys get the memo?
Speaker 3: I thought that was for everyone, good stuff, all aer
Speaker 3: this unbelievable stuff on the weekend. So there was a
Speaker 3: man who went to the local papers pun contest, so
Speaker 3: he sent him ten different puns in the hope at
Speaker 3: least one of the partons would win. But unfortunately no
Speaker 3: puny ten did sort of one word broken down.
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of different.
Speaker 1: Better but anyway, movies should I should probably do a
Speaker 1: credit for this one.
Speaker 4: This one was posted on our group family chat for
Speaker 4: the kids by my sister in law. I like to
Speaker 4: call her inappropriate NAT because she's very inappropriate and her
Speaker 4: name is.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, what do you call it inappropriate?
Speaker 3: That she's inappropriate?
Speaker 1: I just man explained it. He just man explained it
Speaker 1: to himself.
Speaker 4: But anyway, anyway, okay, what are you going into a toilet?
Speaker 1: You're Australian, aren't you am?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What are you going out of a toilet? You're Australian?
Speaker 1: But what are you in a toilet? European?
Speaker 6: It's a beautiful words.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hazy's eye contact with me was just a few
Speaker 5: two seconds, like longer Linger because you see the little
Speaker 5: brain going.
Speaker 1: I think I get it. I don't know. That was
Speaker 1: the monkeys with the simple.
Speaker 6: There all right?
Speaker 1: You too? You want to hear a joke?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You like jokes. We got jokes?
Speaker 1: What you got sleep? Yeah? I don't get it either.
Speaker 1: Oh a awful? That is awful.
Speaker 5: It's funny because I slept all day on Friday.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Is it funny?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 2: It is about twenty minutes time when it's to furiously.
Speaker 4: Address if you've been waiting to skip the school holiday
Speaker 4: crowns for your next trip.
Speaker 3: Now is your chance you take a sneaky weekend with
Speaker 3: what if dot com?
Speaker 1: Just imagine all those empty.
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Speaker 1: What if it's ouzzy for travel? He's what you're waking
Speaker 1: up to Adelaide.
Speaker 6: What's the news today?
Speaker 1: Snooze news?
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's it's an information overload.
Speaker 3: You need a beautifully condensed and the three stories, the
Speaker 3: things you need to know when you wake you up, the.
Speaker 1: Most important things that you need to know today.
Speaker 4: So let's go to Abbey in the newsroom for post
Speaker 4: news news.
Speaker 1: What you got? Good morning.
Speaker 5: So there was a massive fire at these Sterling Bullworths yesterday.
Speaker 1: Some of the vision of this is just so scary.
Speaker 5: It all started in the aerosol aisle and the whole
Speaker 5: complex was evacuated.
Speaker 1: I was getting calls from my sister going, do you
Speaker 1: know what's going on?
Speaker 5: There's all these fire trucks going up the freeway and
Speaker 5: essentially this morning the fieries have come out and said
Speaker 5: that there's been fifteen million dollars worth of damage. So
Speaker 5: the entire Woolworths essentially is gutted. They did there was
Speaker 5: more than one hundred firefighters on scene, and they did,
Speaker 5: they did, were able to save the other businesses that
Speaker 5: are there. There's like a Baker's Delight, there's a Chibo,
Speaker 5: there's a fish place as well. But the sad news
Speaker 5: this morning and the frustrating news this morning on that
Speaker 5: is that two teenage boys fourteen years old have been arrested.
Speaker 1: Wow oh for that fire. So just a moment of
Speaker 1: madness from those kids. Yeah wow.
Speaker 5: But the footage online there's these you can see these
Speaker 5: flanes in the aisle going up to the roof and yeah,
Speaker 5: more than one hundred firefighters and they couldn't contain it
Speaker 5: and you know, until the very end.
Speaker 2: So yeah, goodness, unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 1: News.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about the bicycle bandit please? So
Speaker 4: this is this story is absolutely incredible. So the bicycle
Speaker 4: band ha hit eleven different banks, like from I don't
Speaker 4: know two thousand and four to about twenty fourteen, and
Speaker 4: so cops have spent another decade since he first hit
Speaker 4: a bank trying to catch this guy and they've arrested
Speaker 4: a seventy three year old.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 4: So yeah, serious and organized Crime Branch detectives arrested the
Speaker 4: man early on Friday at his O'Sullivan's Beach house.
Speaker 1: I remember covering one of these for the News the
Speaker 1: bike as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so at least on four occasions he escaped on
Speaker 4: a bike, but he had a strategically placed car elsewhere
Speaker 4: right the bank, so he'd ride off his bike and
Speaker 4: then he'd jump in a car off the backstreets.
Speaker 5: I love these stories of it's been years and years
Speaker 5: and years and they find because they've they've caught him
Speaker 5: on DNA. So it's been all these years later and
Speaker 5: you think back to all the big crimes that have
Speaker 5: happened across the world, and now because of DNA, they're
Speaker 5: nabbing these people.
Speaker 4: Because it's seventy three and he netted over two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 5: I heard these bank and you see his house at
Speaker 5: O'Sullivan Beach apparently worth about a million bucks.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it did well.
Speaker 4: But you would think it's seventy three, I've gotten away
Speaker 4: with this, like I'm good to go.
Speaker 1: Well, twenty years later he was, Yeah, fifty three when
Speaker 1: he did it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, never robbed banks on a bike. It's the key message.
Speaker 1: There us a little bit of sport, don't you.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to fish up with a bit of
Speaker 3: a cricket World Cup news. Of course, Australia taking on
Speaker 3: Sri Lanka tonight and they need to win to start
Speaker 3: up a bit of a shaky start. Zero and two
Speaker 3: second turned it on. What about this England and we
Speaker 3: love this went down to Afghanistan.
Speaker 2: Oh so Afghanistan put on two hundred and eighty four
Speaker 2: England all after two hundred and fifteen. Our boy Rashid
Speaker 2: cahn't three thirty seven.
Speaker 4: Obviously a little adelaide strike a boy coming back again
Speaker 4: for this season.
Speaker 3: But it feels like you's South Australia. It feels like
Speaker 3: it absolute superstar. So there you go so quickly touched
Speaker 3: on as well. We will tom rend a little bit
Speaker 3: later on after seven o'clock. But your diamonds got over
Speaker 3: the black ferns.
Speaker 1: Diamonds have silver ferns.
Speaker 2: Even just even when I said, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I look at you.
Speaker 1: Go so close. Yet so far.
Speaker 4: We've dominated New Zealand over the weekend, absolutely smacked them
Speaker 4: onto occasions.
Speaker 2: I love there you go.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 3: That's nice news news, that's a post snooze news Day's
Speaker 3: you ever thought that if you didn't get married? He
Speaker 3: gets to the stage, We're like, what am I even doing?
Speaker 3: But I still want to have a wedding, but I
Speaker 3: can't find a partner.
Speaker 1: No, that's never occurred to me.
Speaker 3: It's happened to a lady over and and a woman
Speaker 3: who spent twenty years saving for her dream wedding has
Speaker 3: thrown herself her own big day after not meeting the
Speaker 3: right partner.
Speaker 1: Why you just marry yourself, fear? Why not?
Speaker 2: Because you know yourself like no other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: And as I say, you've got to love.
Speaker 1: Yourself before you can love anyone else.
Speaker 2: A lot of people do love themselves. Loves themselves sick,
Speaker 2: don't they.
Speaker 3: Sir Wilkinson, who was forty two, decided to hold a
Speaker 3: wedding ceremony conducted by her celebrant friend in Suffolk, in England.
Speaker 3: The bride was surrounded by forty of her closest family
Speaker 3: and friends for the ceremony. Miss Wilkinson said she wrote
Speaker 3: fourteen vowels for her to honor, with the first being
Speaker 3: a promise never to relinquish control of the TV remote.
Speaker 1: A classic says, oh that's good bye.
Speaker 6: Sarah.
Speaker 3: I mean all the fight you have with your partner
Speaker 3: or even yourself over the TV remote right now, I've
Speaker 3: got kids never know what the TV remote is. Sometimes
Speaker 3: zens up in the bath.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 4: Thanks, Henry's twenty five minutes looking for the Apple remote yesterday?
Speaker 2: Good, isn't it?
Speaker 4: And you do that thing where it's got to be
Speaker 4: in the cushions. Yeah, so you can really dive down.
Speaker 2: It's not in there. It wasn't there somewhere else.
Speaker 1: It was hiding behind the pictionary.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it Absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's people that get the stage of their
Speaker 3: life where you're starting to go, well, what are we
Speaker 3: going to do here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean, is it an option to genuinely marry yourself?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you can.
Speaker 4: And I think the whole isn't The whole purpose of
Speaker 4: life is to love yourself, isn't it?
Speaker 3: And that's the thing that's the thing about this, because
Speaker 3: if you seriously break it down, and break it down
Speaker 3: right now and gives your thoughts via texto full double
Speaker 3: nine one nine nine or nine, could you genuinely marry yourself?
Speaker 3: Can you identify your own flaws? And do you think
Speaker 3: that you would be your good.
Speaker 1: Life time and marry yourself anyway. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I lot myself.
Speaker 3: I just sort of feel like that we could both.
Speaker 3: We could quite honestly both look into the future after
Speaker 3: marrying ourselves and know that we've been divorced through irreconcilable differences.
Speaker 1: That would break my heart.
Speaker 4: You've been through an actual divorce with a man who
Speaker 4: didn't want to be married to me anymore.
Speaker 1: Imagine if I had to go through my own own
Speaker 1: divorce with myself.
Speaker 2: That'd be tough, wouldn't I know?
Speaker 3: For me, it would be probably a couple of reasons,
Speaker 3: probably through just listening too much, which we've spoke about before.
Speaker 3: Me in a relationship with someone and all they want
Speaker 3: to do is listen to what you've got to say,
Speaker 3: And it's like, mate, can you just have some time
Speaker 3: for yourself? Know what all I want to do is
Speaker 3: please you. But I'm in the same relationship is just
Speaker 3: not working.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 1: Mate. We get through, we get through breaks.
Speaker 4: Sometimes and halfway through, I'm like, he's not even listening
Speaker 4: to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's so busy pushing buttons. He's got no idea
Speaker 1: what's coming out of my mouth.
Speaker 3: The other one's probably flatchlence in bed. Yeah, being on
Speaker 3: the receiving end of that finally tip me over the edge.
Speaker 6: Not farming.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't. You're a pig get out? Oh wow,
Speaker 2: that's what that feels like. Justly quite horrible, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I think for you it's probably you've had enough of
Speaker 3: someone stealing your food. Yeah, you're breaking up with yourself
Speaker 3: because finally you've been tipped over the edge.
Speaker 1: I don't even touch your food anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm not even allowed to look at your food anymore.
Speaker 4: It's gotten that bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I imagine being married to yourself. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: you're constantly stealing your own Can you imagine how infuriating
Speaker 3: that you've been? And I would say the last reason
Speaker 3: why are you break up with yourself? And it's written
Speaker 3: on the official end of marriage papers and everything. So
Speaker 3: I cannot stand being married to someone whose name isn't Greek.
Speaker 2: I can't do a Jody from Jody the Weekend. Look
Speaker 2: at sixty eyes around.
Speaker 4: The joy that you bring when you walk into the studio,
Speaker 4: it's incredible.
Speaker 7: Well, the feeling is mutual, as you know, it's more
Speaker 7: than reciprocated Jode's good to be here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm not a heap of sport on the weekend,
Speaker 4: but a little bit.
Speaker 6: A few bits and pieces.
Speaker 7: Great win for the adelade thirty six is they finally
Speaker 7: get their season sort of off the mark.
Speaker 6: They've got their first win of the season.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I was up and about about the Sixers
Speaker 4: having a win finally because they would have been zero
Speaker 4: to five, yes, but would have been horrible. So I'm
Speaker 4: texting this peanut going, we're back, We're back. The boys
Speaker 4: are back, and you're like, I just.
Speaker 3: See you hold your horses right, hold your horses when
Speaker 3: you're playing a Hawk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but good to see the young fella Trent and
Speaker 7: Flowers eighteen points in the last quarter. That was unreal.
Speaker 7: The netball, Jody, I know you'll be happy. The Aussie's
Speaker 7: won overnight. They beat the New Zealand Silver Ferns fifty
Speaker 7: five to forty six. So great result there mixed results
Speaker 7: for the women's footy teams. The Crows another win the
Speaker 7: top of the pops. They're seven and zip but Port
Speaker 7: Adelaide record breaking lost, biggest ever. It's only their second
Speaker 7: season and what about Michael Pryort from West Coast. This
Speaker 7: was a bit bizarre. Came out after their game against
Speaker 7: Melbourne last night and said it's a joke that the
Speaker 7: fixture it that they play the running premiers and it's like, well,
Speaker 7: he just doesn't think they should have to play them
Speaker 7: because there's ten games, and he doesn't think because they
Speaker 7: finished bottom last season. I think he thinks they should
Speaker 7: only play against the other bottom sides.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Michael Sweety, it doesn't that you don't get charity matches.
Speaker 7: I think he was waitning for a half time. You know,
Speaker 7: they say, okay, there's not going.
Speaker 6: To be a ball up. It's just your ball.
Speaker 7: And you you, you and you you can swap jumpers
Speaker 7: and play for the other team.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the most ridiculous thing.
Speaker 6: Crazy. So that was a bit bizarre. A little bit
Speaker 6: of other sports.
Speaker 7: The Adelaide United Women, what a match for all against
Speaker 7: Cambri United.
Speaker 3: What about with all due respect as well with the
Speaker 3: Adelaide United goalie.
Speaker 2: It was not.
Speaker 6: The best game.
Speaker 7: The first goal was bad where she kicked it into
Speaker 7: the defend, but the second one the ball just went
Speaker 7: so supposed to or you're supposed to get that one.
Speaker 2: In the dream. You can't run.
Speaker 7: She was like, you know, the the running she just
Speaker 7: keept running on the spot.
Speaker 2: There was no God but a good comeback.
Speaker 7: Good comeback, great coming and trade period of course finishes
Speaker 7: on Wednesday for the Crows and Port and all the
Speaker 7: other sixteen sides in the AFL the men's competition, so
Speaker 7: we'll see what happens there.
Speaker 4: Speaking of soccer, got up early on Saturday morning to
Speaker 4: watch the soccer Roos take on England.
Speaker 1: At Wembley and we had so many chances, I know,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 6: And that can be the nature of the game, can't it.
Speaker 7: You know, it's it can be frustrating like that, and
Speaker 7: that's why the strikers get paid the big bucks, because
Speaker 7: you get nothing for it unless you score.
Speaker 1: No absolutely good soccer chat, good soccer.
Speaker 2: Chat, I love. That's all right.
Speaker 3: Any very important time of the week, not just morning
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: What sort of joke you got for us? Well?
Speaker 6: This this is me.
Speaker 7: What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Speaker 7: Snow by ready?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Good luck to the Aussie's tonight and the cricket as well.
Speaker 6: World Cup need to win.
Speaker 2: Yeah stuff.
Speaker 3: Friday morning news reader Abby so lately, in fact, emerge
Speaker 3: into a three day weekend.
Speaker 6: What the help?
Speaker 4: Okay, talk us through it, because from our point of view,
Speaker 4: we were worried that something had happened.
Speaker 3: We're so worry, and all of a sudden were like,
Speaker 3: everybody's wake up, Jabby, where the hell is she?
Speaker 1: So we walk in your seats empty. How many miss
Speaker 1: calls did you have on your phone? Eleven eleven?
Speaker 4: And so it got to the point where the boss
Speaker 4: was looking up your emergency contact and then we eventually
Speaker 4: you were like, oh, I've got Tamora her sister's numbers,
Speaker 4: so we call her and then she calls your mom
Speaker 4: and then actually you wake up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So okay, So I got up. I don't know,
Speaker 5: and this is probably it was probably right on my
Speaker 5: get up time, but I just went, oh, you know,
Speaker 5: when you don't want to check your phone.
Speaker 1: She's like, maybe there's another hour to go.
Speaker 5: So I'll quickly get back into bed and go back
Speaker 5: to sleep because I've still got an hour to go.
Speaker 5: So got up and I went to the bathroom, and
Speaker 5: I came back and got back into bed. Then I
Speaker 5: had about I kind of rolled over and I just
Speaker 5: saw this like glint of sun or light coming through
Speaker 5: my curtains, and in my head I went, maybe I've
Speaker 5: done Friday already, Like maybe it's Saturday mornings. I get
Speaker 5: up usually at this time for the gym on a Saturday,
Speaker 5: so maybe I've gone through Friday and not remembered. And
Speaker 5: then I've checked my phone and all hell has absolutely broken.
Speaker 3: Worst, Yeah, that's the sunlight or UFO.
Speaker 5: But Mum comes running down and as she's on the
Speaker 5: phone to Tamra going oh my god, she's still in bed.
Speaker 1: What are we going to do?
Speaker 5: I then call producers all the way back and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I am so sorry. And then when I check and
Speaker 5: do a bit of an investigation, I find that I
Speaker 5: set my alarm for PM instead of instead of AM.
Speaker 1: Right. And this is the thing when you do breakfast radio.
Speaker 4: If you wake up during the week and there is
Speaker 4: any sort of light, or if there's any birds chirping,
Speaker 4: you know you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: You're either late or you've died and you've gone to heaven.
Speaker 5: And in the six years that I have been doing
Speaker 5: Brecky radio or close to I've never completely because good bye.
Speaker 5: But like it's ten to seven, so by the time
Speaker 5: I would have got brush my teeth, chuck some clothes on,
Speaker 5: gott in the current driven up.
Speaker 1: I'm in Seaford.
Speaker 5: It's a thirty five forty minute drive, especially at that
Speaker 5: time of the morning, says, Actually, cars on the road.
Speaker 5: There was no point in coming in, so I've never
Speaker 5: Actually we would.
Speaker 4: Have been horrified if you had have come in here
Speaker 4: and done your job without cleaning your teeth exactly.
Speaker 5: Exactly, so there was just no point. Essentially by that point,
Speaker 5: I just went, you know what, I'm going to make
Speaker 5: a coffee and I'm going to listen like a listener
Speaker 5: today and give me some feedback on Friday show a.
Speaker 2: Few days after.
Speaker 3: Perhaps we're at this point. But unfortunately for you damage
Speaker 3: he's done.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 5: Hazy called me so I had I had horse. Hazy,
Speaker 5: He's in my phone. A's horse and it comes up
Speaker 5: and I went hi, and he goes.
Speaker 1: What the hell happened? My goodness?
Speaker 5: Now, in saying that to apologize, I went, how am
Speaker 5: I going to say?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 5: I actually have I baked a banana bread last night,
Speaker 5: and I've left a banana bread in the office and
Speaker 5: everyone after our post show meeting we could all have
Speaker 5: banana bread to.
Speaker 4: Get it's so nice and so lovely of you, and
Speaker 4: I would suggest that you offer some of that banana
Speaker 4: bread to the girls in Melbourne or Sydney.
Speaker 1: Who covered your shift.
Speaker 5: Yes, they've had multiple messages saying thank you.
Speaker 3: Send some of that banana bread to Ashgarda whose sleeping
Speaker 3: pattern has just been thrown so far out of whack.
Speaker 2: I don't you know what weak it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's weird though.
Speaker 5: I got an email from our boss, boss Josh, and
Speaker 5: he said, can you come to my office after nine
Speaker 5: o'clock with a box?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means though.
Speaker 2: Did you mention the support person as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah he did.
Speaker 2: He's trying to organize a surprise party for you, right,
Speaker 2: and that's.
Speaker 1: What it is. Okay, Well, anyway, i'll let you know
Speaker 1: tomorrow what happens.
Speaker 4: Amanda from HR text me and said, make sure Abby's
Speaker 4: in Josh's office by nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Yeah, I don't know either. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's good. It's fine.
Speaker 2: Thurday and twenty four ten. What'd you sleep through? What
Speaker 2: did you miss?
Speaker 3: Because there's nothing worse than the panic that sets in
Speaker 3: when you know you're genuinely late.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 5: I actually burst into tears at first, and producers always like, oh,
Speaker 5: they want to give you craps, so do you want
Speaker 5: to call through? And I was like, sorry, not right now, okay,
Speaker 5: And then afterwards, after I calmed down, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: it's fine.
Speaker 2: Things happen more important events or date. They just sleep
Speaker 2: through it gives a call. Thirteen twenty four to ten with.
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Speaker 4: And we're always here to support our team and to
Speaker 4: support Abby And that's why we put up on Instagram
Speaker 4: pol to say should she get the sack?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right, and somehow came back no, she shouldn't. Still,
Speaker 3: I mean there's a message in this way.
Speaker 5: I'm so dirty at Greg as well, by the way,
Speaker 5: because he voted by by Abby, so he's dead to me.
Speaker 1: Just let him know that when you go home today,
Speaker 1: my husband's a troll.
Speaker 2: Thirty three or fourteen, we'll you sleep through it.
Speaker 3: We're talking all those situations, those times where you have
Speaker 3: slept in like news reader Abby on Friday morning. Everybody's
Speaker 3: weekly the Abbey from the newsroom version. Abby, you just
Speaker 3: treated herself to a little three day weekend if you
Speaker 3: don't mind.
Speaker 5: Abby from the snooze room.
Speaker 2: That's better.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I love that. Okay, you can go home
Speaker 1: again now, thank you. May your work here is done.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, I want to sleep through thirteen twenty four
Speaker 4: to ten and we've got some Adelaide are thirty six's
Speaker 4: tickets to give away?
Speaker 1: Don't miss the new look thirty six is this Thursday.
Speaker 4: They're going to take on Southeast Melbourne Phoenix at the
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Speaker 3: Let's go to McLaren our beautiful part of the world.
Speaker 3: That's where we find Arianne. We'll you sleep through.
Speaker 8: Hi. I'm a hairdresser and I slept through. I was
Speaker 8: supposed to do n I woke up my phone had
Speaker 8: died overnight, so I was late. But I think I
Speaker 8: got at eleven and got to marry at like twelve o'clock.
Speaker 3: This is this is what this is what I understand
Speaker 3: And can I be a little bit rude and ask
Speaker 3: how old you are?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Thirty four?
Speaker 2: Thirty four, so still still young enough. When did this happen?
Speaker 8: This was a few years though, Yeah, because yeah, seven
Speaker 8: years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a twenty sting when you're in your twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can genuinely.
Speaker 3: Not wake up until like hours and hours after when
Speaker 3: you're supposed to versus now I wake up every twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And how yeah I did? Was before kids?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And how did how did your work react? Not very well?
Speaker 8: Ended up having to work until about eleven o'clock at night?
Speaker 8: How was that bar blind? And that booked out?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 8: My mom wasn't very how.
Speaker 4: You Yeah, okay, so she didn't get Employee of the month.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 3: I mean, abbe find herself in a similar situation where
Speaker 3: behind the scenes crisis meetings, big bosses, banana breads are
Speaker 3: flowing in.
Speaker 1: Dristan from Macclesfield. What did you leap through?
Speaker 10: I actually slept through my year twelve exams?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's good back in the day.
Speaker 1: So how many listen to me? Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: terrifies me. So how many exams did you have?
Speaker 3: Just the one, just the one you're required to do
Speaker 3: one exam?
Speaker 2: Yeah, slept through it good?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And what time was the exam? Tristan?
Speaker 10: I actually I organized all my subjects, only had the
Speaker 10: one and thought it was an afternoon exam, but it
Speaker 10: ended up being a morning. They wracked up and they liked, no,
Speaker 10: that one's already been thing, okay, done.
Speaker 3: So then what happens? There's no way that you can
Speaker 3: negotiate doing it again?
Speaker 8: Nah?
Speaker 10: No, they would never borrow it.
Speaker 1: And just to fail basically failed year twelve.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it didn't matter because I went straight on the
Speaker 10: tools anyway.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 3: I wish I had done that insteads from one of
Speaker 3: my exams, I cheated twice in the exam notes in
Speaker 3: the back pocket, went to the talk twice, and Nan thought,
Speaker 3: I absolutely now that got the results back I got
Speaker 3: sixty one percent exams cheating throughout an exam and still getting.
Speaker 1: Sixty Oh do you haven't your landed on your feet?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 6: Dull?
Speaker 2: There we go news read abby though? All good? Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you get one? What's the deal here?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: How many times can you sleep in before you get
Speaker 2: in trouble?
Speaker 4: Oh, there's got to be some sort of warning, come on,
Speaker 4: first time in six years.
Speaker 1: We've only been doing the show this year.
Speaker 5: Okay, first time here in over a year. Yeah right,
Speaker 5: and I was getting up at three o'clock for majority
Speaker 5: of that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm hearing excuses walk up late, I
Speaker 1: hate you too?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 3: Then you headlong stead thirty six A take on the
Speaker 3: Southeast Melbourne Phoenix.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, he's going to sleep through it. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: would be the point in that? I really, let's sure,
Speaker 1: it is so time for it.
Speaker 6: Let's go, girl girl.
Speaker 1: I just want to kick down a door every time
Speaker 1: I hear that. Yeah, girl, girls, I'm like.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll be done soon or good as sake,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to do a number two.
Speaker 4: That is why you won't be participating in this little segment, Leah.
Speaker 4: So we've got news reader Abby in the studio in
Speaker 4: your thirties.
Speaker 1: Can I say that I am happily single?
Speaker 5: Hew yeah, yeah sure, no kids, No children. Two sausage shocks,
Speaker 5: they're children.
Speaker 1: They count. And we've got producer Zoe in the studio morning. Well,
Speaker 1: tell us your story.
Speaker 11: I'm the b I'm not. I'm in navigating a newish
Speaker 11: relationship for the first time in a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quite career driven, you know, quite quite and then
Speaker 1: we have me and we all know my sad story.
Speaker 11: Oh okay, sorry you found print in your sure did
Speaker 11: Prince Gregy?
Speaker 1: Version number two?
Speaker 4: All right, let's talk about dark fem energy, can we?
Speaker 4: What is that we've had about big D energy? This
Speaker 4: is dark fem energy. So it's a new dating trend
Speaker 4: doing the rounds. So if you jump on TikTok and
Speaker 4: you go down that rabbit hole, you'll.
Speaker 1: Be able to find this new trend.
Speaker 4: And basically it's a heap of darkfem energy videos that
Speaker 4: have headlines like how to ruin his ego, best way
Speaker 4: to control a man, make him spoil you, how to
Speaker 4: manipulate men.
Speaker 1: You get the gist. So it's flipping that whole.
Speaker 4: Narrative on its here that you know us women have
Speaker 4: been sort of objectified and treated poorly for many, many,
Speaker 4: many many years, my men, and now there's this movement
Speaker 4: to reverse it.
Speaker 5: So flip the script and do all the bad things
Speaker 5: that men have done to you back to them.
Speaker 1: Correct. Wow, it sounds pretty dark and devious.
Speaker 11: Were only is darkfam only for the guys that we
Speaker 11: know are no good?
Speaker 1: Or is it for any man? Any man? I think yeah,
Speaker 1: wild wow.
Speaker 4: So the tips include things like, if you want to
Speaker 4: ruin his ego, say something like I had to dive
Speaker 4: deep into your Instagram to show my friends a cute
Speaker 4: picture of you.
Speaker 2: Why don't you test some of them?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: I view our relationship Andrew as a brother like a
Speaker 4: brother sister type relationship. But the boy mayor is a psychologist.
Speaker 4: Say that you'd be gutted that I don't find you
Speaker 4: sexually attractive.
Speaker 3: Oh, which I don't do you find attractive?
Speaker 2: Given your brother?
Speaker 3: She always comes back to test.
Speaker 5: Because I'm working so hard to better myself and not
Speaker 5: do all the mistakes that I've done in the past
Speaker 5: with men. If that haven't worked out, so I feel
Speaker 5: like doing this, let's maybe test it.
Speaker 1: I need to find a test.
Speaker 4: Another one is if you want to make a guy
Speaker 4: obsess with you, never be too available, so you act
Speaker 4: like really super keen, and then you act cold, and
Speaker 4: then you're constantly changing the version of yourself and then
Speaker 4: he won't get.
Speaker 11: Ball any of that. No, I didn't. In fact, I
Speaker 11: was too keen. Man had to be like relaxed. Noah,
Speaker 11: I've been thinking for a long time.
Speaker 1: No, I hate games.
Speaker 11: I think it's ridiculous and you're never going to get
Speaker 11: a long lasting, happy, substantial relationship if it starts with
Speaker 11: games and lies and true Although the moment I do,
Speaker 11: I kind of like the idea of eat the men.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh wow, the.
Speaker 2: Zoey's a praying mantis.
Speaker 1: So your on your twenties. Do you know girls that
Speaker 1: would get involved in this sort of behavior?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 11: When we were talking about it before, I said, I've
Speaker 11: got quite a few girlfriends that follow this sort of
Speaker 11: not it's not that extent. Darkfem is pretty hectic, but
Speaker 11: I've got girls that definitely call men out publicly for
Speaker 11: things that they do on Instagram. That's a big one.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 11: If someone you know is hitting on them constantly, they
Speaker 11: will take screenshots and post it on their stories, that
Speaker 11: sort of thing to crush their egos, you know, but
Speaker 11: not not someone they're interested in.
Speaker 4: Okay, interesting, Yeah, are you going to have a crack
Speaker 4: at some of these Well, like.
Speaker 5: That said, I'm trying to be a better human, but
Speaker 5: maybe I should stop trying to.
Speaker 11: Put that on hold for the sake of the experience.
Speaker 5: So I need to find well I have because I'm
Speaker 5: an idiot and I was bored the other week, I
Speaker 5: have jumped back on the dating apps. Oh god, So
Speaker 5: maybe I need to find a little test bunny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do it, okate and I'll do it and see
Speaker 1: what happens. Do it for content on who will kill me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Maybe I'll start doing it to Alex nine months in
Speaker 11: and see.
Speaker 3: What definitely and secretly record him.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't agree with this, but anyway.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten? Are you into dark femme tiktoking?
Speaker 4: Give us some examples energy, DARKFM energy? Are you all
Speaker 4: about it?
Speaker 2: I feeling like someone on the outside right now, But at.
Speaker 4: Least we've established we're brother and sisters.
Speaker 2: Stop hitting on me sis.
Speaker 3: Right now, we are right in the guts of chick
Speaker 3: chats and the headline is dark fem energies.
Speaker 4: So this is basically reversing the narrative based on the
Speaker 4: theory that men have messed with women for a very
Speaker 4: long time and now they want to turn it back
Speaker 4: on men and just crush their ego with all sorts
Speaker 4: of devious little tactics.
Speaker 2: Wow, sounds awful for us blokes.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound good, does it.
Speaker 3: But if it's coming back around in terms of like
Speaker 3: a calm situation then, quite deservedly.
Speaker 4: So how would you feel if Kara, you know, you've
Speaker 4: just had your third together, but just started playing these
Speaker 4: really toxic, manipulative games with you just to keep you keen.
Speaker 2: I'd be surprised. She's got two kids and a week
Speaker 2: and a half year old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that she's found the time and energy to do
Speaker 3: anything like that. But thirteen twenty four ten, I mean
Speaker 3: give us an example, this sort of darkfem energy which
Speaker 3: is apparently about to re boot itself into the atmosphere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to get amongst TikTok's the place
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 2: TikTok, isn't it? Okay, that's where we're missing out firstly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're taking you call thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 4: and we've got we've got a family pastor pix up
Speaker 4: part that's back at the river Back Promenade at the
Speaker 4: Alleleague Invention Center.
Speaker 2: Text linem very busy as well. I thought to blow
Speaker 2: nine nine nine on nine.
Speaker 3: This one might excheated on me, so I posted a
Speaker 3: revenge instapost calling him out Dark fem for the win.
Speaker 3: That's from Alyssa in marrying there going It's darkfam energy.
Speaker 4: Good. I've got a text from Dan here from Brighton.
Speaker 4: I've had a chick do this to me. I didn't
Speaker 4: realize until a month in, but I guess that means it.
Speaker 1: Worked wo wow and they're still together.
Speaker 2: It depends what the messages as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be she was trying to deliver an
Speaker 3: instant message and bless us. But sometimes it takes us,
Speaker 3: just like Dan, a good month to realize what's going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten, give us a call.
Speaker 2: All right, let's got a Liz in handoff.
Speaker 9: Good on, Liz, Oh, Liz, Yeah you did morning, guys. Look,
Speaker 9: I'm not giving you I'm actually wanting a wee bit
Speaker 9: of advice if you don't mind the Mooe Tie Club
Speaker 9: that I'm at. Do you guys mind doing it this way?
Speaker 9: You haven't asked for that. You want me to come
Speaker 9: at you with something amazing I've done, don't you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure there, Liz. Well, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Look, the.
Speaker 9: Mooe Tie Club I'm at is like a I could
Speaker 9: only describe it as a boys den.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 9: I feel I feel privileged to fight there because I
Speaker 9: get so much out of it sometime I'm in a
Speaker 9: room of thirty blakes and just me and and you know,
Speaker 9: that's that's all good, but like there's little things that
Speaker 9: are kind of happening that the feminist in me is
Speaker 9: just thinking, shit, how do I sorry, how do I
Speaker 9: how do I deal with this without getting these blokes offside?
Speaker 9: And that's not like me. Normally, I would be the
Speaker 9: one that would go and call it out. And because
Speaker 9: it's a different culture and it's a different and they're
Speaker 9: all there's a lot of really top gentlemen there. I'm
Speaker 9: not saying anything otherwise, but like even the music they
Speaker 9: play like they play, I don't mind hip hop, but
Speaker 9: I don't mind it at all. I can handle it,
Speaker 9: but it's they have the real sex of stuff on
Speaker 9: sometimes and it's like they probably don't even realize, you know.
Speaker 9: And I'm standing there trying to skip and trying to
Speaker 9: punch and care and do that, and it's shaky, but
Speaker 9: you know, but it's beyond shaky, Birtie, and it's like
Speaker 9: I don't know how to tackle this and it's tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Lise, thank you for the cool this morning.
Speaker 2: Dark fan nergy.
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what.
Speaker 2: That I have to do with d That's okay, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: I still send us a text as well.
Speaker 3: I for double nine nine nine one nine, because this
Speaker 3: new concept that I'm getting my head around.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think most men are getting their head around it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd like I mentioned with Dan via the text line.
Speaker 3: But for some of us, man, it's just hard to
Speaker 3: pick up messages.
Speaker 1: You're not very sure.
Speaker 3: Girls are so much clue out picking up little hints
Speaker 3: and science versus us. Man, that's where you're going to struggle,
Speaker 3: ladies when you're trying to subtly deliver a message.
Speaker 5: I love how I'm actually taking relationship advice off you.
Speaker 3: You just got to really dumb it down for us,
Speaker 3: all right, because sometimes we ain't picking up what you're
Speaker 3: putting out there because we ain't smart enough.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you just turned into like some sort
Speaker 1: of wrapper. What just happened?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Don't ever do that again?
Speaker 2: Clicking my fingers and as.
Speaker 3: You built your time, Maine, just another manic Monday. You're
Speaker 3: on the staisy version. Today's sixteenth of October. So Jade's
Speaker 3: let's take a little trip down memory lane, if you will.
Speaker 3: Nineteen seventy six, What a day on the calendar. Roan
Speaker 3: Fitzgerald was born right here in Adelaide. Oh, today's forty
Speaker 3: seventh birthday. Royalty, Absolute royalty, about faith.
Speaker 1: What's the bet he was born at the Norlunger Hospital.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was born at the Norlunger Footy Club.
Speaker 1: Just in the change rooms there, Mad, he's locker ready.
Speaker 2: Already delivered himself as well.
Speaker 3: Nineteen sixty six, a seventy five year old Texas motorists
Speaker 3: received ten traffic tickets when he drove on the wrong
Speaker 3: side of the road four times. He committed four hitten
Speaker 3: run of fences and caused it six accidents or within
Speaker 3: twenty minutes in Texas. Wow, same sort of thing would
Speaker 3: happened today if Joe Biden got behind the window key
Speaker 3: wording he's old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they would have revoked his license
Speaker 4: by now, wasn't they.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's quite the epic little motoring event
Speaker 3: for that seventy five year old In saying that in
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty six, who would be like, Oh, you know,
Speaker 3: it was just back in the day.
Speaker 2: Things like that used to happen all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did they?
Speaker 3: There's no speed limits and we used to do this
Speaker 3: and we used to do that, and you're like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, thank goodness, things have changed.
Speaker 1: Oh we used to smoking the car with three kids
Speaker 1: in the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no seat belts as well. Exactly too many beers
Speaker 3: little kids drive home. You're like, oh my gosh, Dad,
Speaker 3: did you? Twenty twenty one and Adele is a single,
Speaker 3: Easy on Me, her first since twenty sixteen, broke the
Speaker 3: Spotify record for most streams in a single day. It
Speaker 3: accumulated twenty four million global streams within its first day.
Speaker 2: Wow, she's just an absolute beast powerhouse. Isn't it so good?
Speaker 3: And there will never be someone as good I reckon
Speaker 3: and as absolutely flawless as a singer as adult.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's from that David Beckham school though, where your
Speaker 4: voice doesn't quite match what you look like.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, oh chah, you want.
Speaker 10: You want some? I love you.
Speaker 3: And I'm on sorng in October sixteen, two thousand and one,
Speaker 3: Can't Get You out of My Head by Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 3: So Adele is Britain's absolute golden angel, then maybe Kylie
Speaker 3: is out.
Speaker 1: Remember when Kylie was putting on that English accent for
Speaker 1: a little while. Hi, it's Kylie Minogue. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: for a little better.
Speaker 2: That's what happens.
Speaker 3: Shout of those people who go on a gap year
Speaker 3: six months. Larily got an English accent. You're like what
Speaker 3: you do because I bet you over there you were
Speaker 3: putting on a real strong Aussie accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but then you come back here and try
Speaker 1: to be super cool and be British.
Speaker 8: You're not.
Speaker 3: Don't one hundred percent rely every time that Abby's going
Speaker 3: to turn up for nervous papers seven thirty in the
Speaker 3: morning because sometimes she misses.
Speaker 5: Just onlups, guys, it was once and camera guy Josh
Speaker 5: shout out to him, who's having a day off today?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 5: I can't believe I slept through my whole alarm. Anyway,
Speaker 5: I'm just going to take the whole day off.
Speaker 2: That's good. That's good gear. Yeah, good dear from Josh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 3: I guess what else comes up tomorrow? Songs A song
Speaker 3: song song returns. Don't if I was you, I'd be
Speaker 3: anxious tonight and sleep erradically.
Speaker 1: Well, I probably will. But this is the thing, and
Speaker 1: we have this discussion yesterday on the phone.
Speaker 4: You have messed with my psyche so badly with this
Speaker 4: competition that even when I go one up, a voice
Speaker 4: in the back of my head, the jody.
Speaker 5: I've got some advice for you. Just slip through your alarm,
Speaker 5: babe up. Can't lose if you're not here, That's so true.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the rest of you