WEBVTT - Monday Morning Joke Off Divides The Team. 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.960 We got get you the Morning every day, Adelaides. Now 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:08.920 that's a job. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:09.879 That was a joke. 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.160 That's a job, job, terrible job. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:18.239 Before we go absolutely ballistic at Abby Jode's, let's have some. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:20.840 Fun go on, all right, we might as well toy 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:23.279 with her for a little bit before we absolutely rip 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:26.479 into her. Yeah, okay, who's got a good joke? 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:28.360 Yeah? Do you want bigo first? 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:30.920 Guys, I'm going then, okay, and then we'll build up 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:33.199 to abs go on second, because you know she's a 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:34.120 queen of delivery. 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.440 She's had three days to work on I had a 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.800 long weekend to work on it. Yeah, okay, one of 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:39.760 us had a long weekend. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:41.239 Yeah, it's nice, isn't. 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:42.120 Didn't you guys get the memo? 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:47.680 I thought that was for everyone, good stuff, all aer 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.400 this unbelievable stuff on the weekend. So there was a 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:53.720 man who went to the local papers pun contest, so 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.080 he sent him ten different puns in the hope at 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.560 least one of the partons would win. But unfortunately no 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:07.800 puny ten did sort of one word broken down. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:08.800 It's a bunch of different. 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:13.800 Better but anyway, movies should I should probably do a 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:14.479 credit for this one. 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:16.760 This one was posted on our group family chat for 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.399 the kids by my sister in law. I like to 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:23.080 call her inappropriate NAT because she's very inappropriate and her 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:23.360 name is. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.200 I was going to say, what do you call it inappropriate? 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:28.039 That she's inappropriate? 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.080 I just man explained it. He just man explained it 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.720 to himself. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:36.480 But anyway, anyway, okay, what are you going into a toilet? 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.560 You're Australian, aren't you am? 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.000 Yeah? 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.280 What are you going out of a toilet? You're Australian? 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.920 But what are you in a toilet? European? 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.960 It's a beautiful words. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:58.480 Yeah, Hazy's eye contact with me was just a few 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:02.320 two seconds, like longer Linger because you see the little 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:02.920 brain going. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.320 I think I get it. I don't know. That was 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:06.680 the monkeys with the simple. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.079 There all right? 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.239 You too? You want to hear a joke? 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:11.720 Yeah? 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:12.880 You like jokes. We got jokes? 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:15.600 What you got sleep? Yeah? I don't get it either. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.600 Oh a awful? That is awful. 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.800 It's funny because I slept all day on Friday. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:25.200 I know. 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:27.160 Is it funny? 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:27.400 Though? 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.400 It is about twenty minutes time when it's to furiously. 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:35.400 Address if you've been waiting to skip the school holiday 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:36.440 crowns for your next trip. 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:39.640 Now is your chance you take a sneaky weekend with 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:40.560 what if dot com? 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.119 Just imagine all those empty. 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.639 Beaches forcolidation and more on the what if that happens? 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:48.000 What if it's ouzzy for travel? He's what you're waking 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:48.840 up to Adelaide. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:52.760 What's the news today? 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:54.360 Snooze news? 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.520 Sometimes it's it's an information overload. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.760 You need a beautifully condensed and the three stories, the 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.920 things you need to know when you wake you up, the. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.560 Most important things that you need to know today. 0:03:02.600 --> 0:03:04.800 So let's go to Abbey in the newsroom for post 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:05.639 news news. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.040 What you got? Good morning. 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:11.440 So there was a massive fire at these Sterling Bullworths yesterday. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.920 Some of the vision of this is just so scary. 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:19.639 It all started in the aerosol aisle and the whole 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.560 complex was evacuated. 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.519 I was getting calls from my sister going, do you 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:24.120 know what's going on? 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.960 There's all these fire trucks going up the freeway and 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:30.280 essentially this morning the fieries have come out and said 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.919 that there's been fifteen million dollars worth of damage. So 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.760 the entire Woolworths essentially is gutted. They did there was 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:39.720 more than one hundred firefighters on scene, and they did, 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.400 they did, were able to save the other businesses that 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.160 are there. There's like a Baker's Delight, there's a Chibo, 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.640 there's a fish place as well. But the sad news 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.280 this morning and the frustrating news this morning on that 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:54.840 is that two teenage boys fourteen years old have been arrested. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.400 Wow oh for that fire. So just a moment of 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:00.600 madness from those kids. Yeah wow. 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.560 But the footage online there's these you can see these 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:06.480 flanes in the aisle going up to the roof and yeah, 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:08.880 more than one hundred firefighters and they couldn't contain it 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.440 and you know, until the very end. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:13.200 So yeah, goodness, unbelievable stuff. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:15.600 News. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.080 You want to talk about the bicycle bandit please? So 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.359 this is this story is absolutely incredible. So the bicycle 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:27.080 band ha hit eleven different banks, like from I don't 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.720 know two thousand and four to about twenty fourteen, and 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:34.280 so cops have spent another decade since he first hit 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.560 a bank trying to catch this guy and they've arrested 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.400 a seventy three year old. 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:41.360 Unbelievable stuff. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:45.520 So yeah, serious and organized Crime Branch detectives arrested the 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.680 man early on Friday at his O'Sullivan's Beach house. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.520 I remember covering one of these for the News the 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:52.200 bike as well. 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:56.120 Yeah, so at least on four occasions he escaped on 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.400 a bike, but he had a strategically placed car elsewhere 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.240 right the bank, so he'd ride off his bike and 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.360 then he'd jump in a car off the backstreets. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.440 I love these stories of it's been years and years 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.720 and years and they find because they've they've caught him 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:12.880 on DNA. So it's been all these years later and 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.919 you think back to all the big crimes that have 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.000 happened across the world, and now because of DNA, they're 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:18.960 nabbing these people. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.839 Because it's seventy three and he netted over two hundred 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.760 and fifty thousand dollars in cash. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.840 I heard these bank and you see his house at 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.000 O'Sullivan Beach apparently worth about a million bucks. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.880 So yeah, it did well. 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:33.240 But you would think it's seventy three, I've gotten away 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.160 with this, like I'm good to go. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:38.120 Well, twenty years later he was, Yeah, fifty three when 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:38.440 he did it. 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:42.960 Anyway, never robbed banks on a bike. It's the key message. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:46.680 There us a little bit of sport, don't you. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.000 Yes, I'm going to fish up with a bit of 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.120 a cricket World Cup news. Of course, Australia taking on 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:52.120 Sri Lanka tonight and they need to win to start 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:56.159 up a bit of a shaky start. Zero and two 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:59.640 second turned it on. What about this England and we 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.920 love this went down to Afghanistan. 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:08.039 Oh so Afghanistan put on two hundred and eighty four 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.440 England all after two hundred and fifteen. Our boy Rashid 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:11.760 cahn't three thirty seven. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.520 Obviously a little adelaide strike a boy coming back again 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:15.240 for this season. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.039 But it feels like you's South Australia. It feels like 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.839 it absolute superstar. So there you go so quickly touched 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:22.200 on as well. We will tom rend a little bit 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.400 later on after seven o'clock. But your diamonds got over 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:26.200 the black ferns. 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.359 Diamonds have silver ferns. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:32.920 Even just even when I said, I was like, well, 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:33.560 I look at you. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.240 Go so close. Yet so far. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.200 We've dominated New Zealand over the weekend, absolutely smacked them 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:40.920 onto occasions. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:41.800 I love there you go. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:42.440 Love it. 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:48.000 That's nice news news, that's a post snooze news Day's 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.680 you ever thought that if you didn't get married? He 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:51.919 gets to the stage, We're like, what am I even doing? 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.960 But I still want to have a wedding, but I 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:55.960 can't find a partner. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:57.680 No, that's never occurred to me. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.920 It's happened to a lady over and and a woman 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.360 who spent twenty years saving for her dream wedding has 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.960 thrown herself her own big day after not meeting the 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:07.679 right partner. 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:11.480 Why you just marry yourself, fear? Why not? 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:14.400 Because you know yourself like no other. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:15.400 Yeah, that's true. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:16.920 And as I say, you've got to love. 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:18.600 Yourself before you can love anyone else. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.360 A lot of people do love themselves. Loves themselves sick, 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:22.600 don't they. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.680 Sir Wilkinson, who was forty two, decided to hold a 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:28.920 wedding ceremony conducted by her celebrant friend in Suffolk, in England. 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:32.080 The bride was surrounded by forty of her closest family 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.200 and friends for the ceremony. Miss Wilkinson said she wrote 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.280 fourteen vowels for her to honor, with the first being 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.280 a promise never to relinquish control of the TV remote. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:46.680 A classic says, oh that's good bye. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:47.480 Sarah. 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.600 I mean all the fight you have with your partner 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.760 or even yourself over the TV remote right now, I've 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:53.840 got kids never know what the TV remote is. Sometimes 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:54.760 zens up in the bath. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:55.800 Ah. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:08:01.560 Thanks, Henry's twenty five minutes looking for the Apple remote yesterday? 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:02.120 Good, isn't it? 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:03.400 And you do that thing where it's got to be 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.120 in the cushions. Yeah, so you can really dive down. 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.280 It's not in there. It wasn't there somewhere else. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:10.320 It was hiding behind the pictionary. 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:11.880 Wasn't it Absolutely ridiculous. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:13.960 I'm sure there's people that get the stage of their 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.160 life where you're starting to go, well, what are we 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:16.840 going to do here? 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:17.520 Yeah? 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.600 I mean, is it an option to genuinely marry yourself? 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:23.040 I mean, I guess you can. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.000 And I think the whole isn't The whole purpose of 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:26.760 life is to love yourself, isn't it? 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.760 And that's the thing that's the thing about this, because 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.000 if you seriously break it down, and break it down 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.080 right now and gives your thoughts via texto full double 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:36.840 nine one nine nine or nine, could you genuinely marry yourself? 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.760 Can you identify your own flaws? And do you think 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:41.840 that you would be your good. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.559 Life time and marry yourself anyway. Yeah, I don't think 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.040 I lot myself. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.120 I just sort of feel like that we could both. 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.320 We could quite honestly both look into the future after 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:56.679 marrying ourselves and know that we've been divorced through irreconcilable differences. 0:08:58.400 --> 0:08:59.480 That would break my heart. 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.600 You've been through an actual divorce with a man who 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.079 didn't want to be married to me anymore. 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.240 Imagine if I had to go through my own own 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.360 divorce with myself. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:09.600 That'd be tough, wouldn't I know? 0:09:09.679 --> 0:09:11.600 For me, it would be probably a couple of reasons, 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.960 probably through just listening too much, which we've spoke about before. 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:21.079 Me in a relationship with someone and all they want 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.960 to do is listen to what you've got to say, 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.280 And it's like, mate, can you just have some time 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.400 for yourself? Know what all I want to do is 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:30.360 please you. But I'm in the same relationship is just 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:30.880 not working. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:32.120 God. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:34.840 Mate. We get through, we get through breaks. 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.199 Sometimes and halfway through, I'm like, he's not even listening 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.120 to what I'm saying. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:42.280 Yeah, he's so busy pushing buttons. He's got no idea 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:43.400 what's coming out of my mouth. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:47.760 The other one's probably flatchlence in bed. Yeah, being on 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.640 the receiving end of that finally tip me over the edge. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:54.960 Not farming. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:59.280 I can't. I can't. You're a pig get out? Oh wow, 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.760 that's what that feels like. Justly quite horrible, isn't it. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.280 I think for you it's probably you've had enough of 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:12.160 someone stealing your food. Yeah, you're breaking up with yourself 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.280 because finally you've been tipped over the edge. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:16.480 I don't even touch your food anymore. 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.679 I'm not even allowed to look at your food anymore. 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:19.640 It's gotten that bad. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.240 Yeah, So I imagine being married to yourself. Yeah, and 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.839 you're constantly stealing your own Can you imagine how infuriating 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.440 that you've been? And I would say the last reason 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:31.640 why are you break up with yourself? And it's written 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.760 on the official end of marriage papers and everything. So 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:38.240 I cannot stand being married to someone whose name isn't Greek. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:48.000 I can't do a Jody from Jody the Weekend. Look 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.199 at sixty eyes around. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.480 The joy that you bring when you walk into the studio, 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:55.359 it's incredible. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.760 Well, the feeling is mutual, as you know, it's more 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:59.960 than reciprocated Jode's good to be here. 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.720 Yeah, okay, I'm not a heap of sport on the weekend, 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:04.400 but a little bit. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:05.320 A few bits and pieces. 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.040 Great win for the adelade thirty six is they finally 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.760 get their season sort of off the mark. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:11.240 They've got their first win of the season. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.920 Okay, So I was up and about about the Sixers 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.079 having a win finally because they would have been zero 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.320 to five, yes, but would have been horrible. So I'm 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.559 texting this peanut going, we're back, We're back. The boys 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.160 are back, and you're like, I just. 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.679 See you hold your horses right, hold your horses when 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:27.480 you're playing a Hawk. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.520 Yeah, but good to see the young fella Trent and 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.160 Flowers eighteen points in the last quarter. That was unreal. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.679 The netball, Jody, I know you'll be happy. The Aussie's 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:38.600 won overnight. They beat the New Zealand Silver Ferns fifty 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:42.080 five to forty six. So great result there mixed results 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.880 for the women's footy teams. The Crows another win the 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:47.040 top of the pops. They're seven and zip but Port 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:50.240 Adelaide record breaking lost, biggest ever. It's only their second 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:53.520 season and what about Michael Pryort from West Coast. This 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.240 was a bit bizarre. Came out after their game against 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:59.520 Melbourne last night and said it's a joke that the 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:03.480 fixture it that they play the running premiers and it's like, well, 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:05.800 he just doesn't think they should have to play them 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.720 because there's ten games, and he doesn't think because they 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:11.839 finished bottom last season. I think he thinks they should 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.880 only play against the other bottom sides. 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:21.920 Yeah, Michael Sweety, it doesn't that you don't get charity matches. 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.000 I think he was waitning for a half time. You know, 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:26.559 they say, okay, there's not going. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.520 To be a ball up. It's just your ball. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.320 And you you, you and you you can swap jumpers 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.200 and play for the other team. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.599 Oh my god, that's the most ridiculous thing. 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.480 Crazy. So that was a bit bizarre. A little bit 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:40.040 of other sports. 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.920 The Adelaide United Women, what a match for all against 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:43.800 Cambri United. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:47.000 What about with all due respect as well with the 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:48.359 Adelaide United goalie. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.640 It was not. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:52.559 The best game. 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:57.480 The first goal was bad where she kicked it into 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.679 the defend, but the second one the ball just went 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.920 so supposed to or you're supposed to get that one. 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:06.120 In the dream. You can't run. 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:12.280 She was like, you know, the the running she just 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:13.199 keept running on the spot. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.559 There was no God but a good comeback. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.439 Good comeback, great coming and trade period of course finishes 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:20.559 on Wednesday for the Crows and Port and all the 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.440 other sixteen sides in the AFL the men's competition, so 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:24.400 we'll see what happens there. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.000 Speaking of soccer, got up early on Saturday morning to 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.000 watch the soccer Roos take on England. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:33.120 At Wembley and we had so many chances, I know, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:34.280 oh my god. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.040 And that can be the nature of the game, can't it. 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.760 You know, it's it can be frustrating like that, and 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:41.200 that's why the strikers get paid the big bucks, because 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.160 you get nothing for it unless you score. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.000 No absolutely good soccer chat, good soccer. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:46.920 Chat, I love. That's all right. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:50.120 Any very important time of the week, not just morning 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:50.480 for you. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.040 What sort of joke you got for us? Well? 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:54.040 This this is me. 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.920 What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:09.600 Snow by ready? 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.160 Thank you very much. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:11.880 Good luck to the Aussie's tonight and the cricket as well. 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:13.000 World Cup need to win. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.200 Yeah stuff. 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:24.520 Friday morning news reader Abby so lately, in fact, emerge 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.040 into a three day weekend. 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:28.120 What the help? 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.040 Okay, talk us through it, because from our point of view, 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:33.960 we were worried that something had happened. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.440 We're so worry, and all of a sudden were like, 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:41.320 everybody's wake up, Jabby, where the hell is she? 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.680 So we walk in your seats empty. How many miss 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.080 calls did you have on your phone? Eleven eleven? 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.320 And so it got to the point where the boss 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.840 was looking up your emergency contact and then we eventually 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:58.240 you were like, oh, I've got Tamora her sister's numbers, 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:59.640 so we call her and then she calls your mom 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:00.920 and then actually you wake up? 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.880 Yeah, So okay, So I got up. I don't know, 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.720 and this is probably it was probably right on my 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.400 get up time, but I just went, oh, you know, 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:08.480 when you don't want to check your phone. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:09.960 She's like, maybe there's another hour to go. 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:11.520 So I'll quickly get back into bed and go back 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.000 to sleep because I've still got an hour to go. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.920 So got up and I went to the bathroom, and 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.520 I came back and got back into bed. Then I 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.680 had about I kind of rolled over and I just 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.400 saw this like glint of sun or light coming through 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:27.720 my curtains, and in my head I went, maybe I've 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:30.360 done Friday already, Like maybe it's Saturday mornings. I get 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.880 up usually at this time for the gym on a Saturday, 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:35.600 so maybe I've gone through Friday and not remembered. And 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.960 then I've checked my phone and all hell has absolutely broken. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:42.720 Worst, Yeah, that's the sunlight or UFO. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.480 But Mum comes running down and as she's on the 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.680 phone to Tamra going oh my god, she's still in bed. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:48.360 What are we going to do? 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:50.880 I then call producers all the way back and I'm like, 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.840 I am so sorry. And then when I check and 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.080 do a bit of an investigation, I find that I 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.920 set my alarm for PM instead of instead of AM. 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.680 Right. And this is the thing when you do breakfast radio. 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.360 If you wake up during the week and there is 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:09.560 any sort of light, or if there's any birds chirping, 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:10.480 you know you're in trouble. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.080 You're either late or you've died and you've gone to heaven. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.480 And in the six years that I have been doing 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:21.760 Brecky radio or close to I've never completely because good bye. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.320 But like it's ten to seven, so by the time 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:25.520 I would have got brush my teeth, chuck some clothes on, 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:26.640 gott in the current driven up. 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:27.480 I'm in Seaford. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.280 It's a thirty five forty minute drive, especially at that 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.360 time of the morning, says, Actually, cars on the road. 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:34.920 There was no point in coming in, so I've never 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:36.280 Actually we would. 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:37.920 Have been horrified if you had have come in here 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:41.760 and done your job without cleaning your teeth exactly. 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:45.600 Exactly, so there was just no point. Essentially by that point, 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:47.400 I just went, you know what, I'm going to make 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.480 a coffee and I'm going to listen like a listener 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.160 today and give me some feedback on Friday show a. 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:52.880 Few days after. 0:16:52.880 --> 0:17:01.520 Perhaps we're at this point. But unfortunately for you damage 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:01.960 he's done. 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:03.040 I did. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.520 Hazy called me so I had I had horse. Hazy, 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:07.240 He's in my phone. A's horse and it comes up 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.120 and I went hi, and he goes. 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.240 What the hell happened? My goodness? 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:18.000 Now, in saying that to apologize, I went, how am 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:18.560 I going to say? 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:18.959 Sorry? 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:21.680 I actually have I baked a banana bread last night, 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.000 and I've left a banana bread in the office and 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.879