Speaker 1: Welcome do the Do the Nastrob Welcome to Man Monty.
Speaker 2: That song was meant to be about.
Speaker 1: But I don't know I met them, did you? Yeah, Hanson.
Speaker 2: Were they lovely? They very whole?
Speaker 1: So yeah, because they're quite religious, so.
Speaker 2: Remember means nothing mate, No, you're right.
Speaker 1: Remember though that it was like known that they weren't
Speaker 1: going to have sex before marriage and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I think they're for a really Catholic family. There's a
Speaker 1: million other siblings there. No, I don't know, people who
Speaker 1: are massive hands and fans. Back in the day, we're like,
Speaker 1: there's only two other sisters and then I don't know
Speaker 1: what they are, but there's something anyway, they were lovely,
Speaker 1: but it was way after they were famous. It was
Speaker 1: like I was doing the three pm pick up, so
Speaker 1: within the last ten years, you know.
Speaker 2: So they were men. They were men coming back of men.
Speaker 1: But I tell you what, the middle one tailor was
Speaker 1: still hot totsy what really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mean, no judgment. Power to you if
Speaker 2: it's your belief. But I think that concept of not
Speaker 2: having sex before you marry someone is very risky business. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean so risky. That's important.
Speaker 1: It's like having a bucketload of people over for dinner
Speaker 1: and not taste testing what you've cooked before you serve
Speaker 1: it to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's like I was a better say. It's
Speaker 2: like having a baby and not knowing how to parent,
Speaker 2: which is what we all do. You go in there cold.
Speaker 1: You don't actually know you do not, but you know what, Like,
Speaker 1: the first time is such a shock you cannot believe
Speaker 1: what's going on. And then the second time you have
Speaker 1: a baby, you get to a point where you're like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I remember this. Why the fuck? Like I didn't have
Speaker 1: any any drugs with my kids, and I got to
Speaker 1: a point where I'm like, why do you put yourself
Speaker 1: through this again? I was so angry with myself on
Speaker 1: the third one. I was really cross at myself.
Speaker 2: That feeling of oh my god, oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then how did you feel when you were done?
Speaker 1: And then I could get up and go and have
Speaker 1: a shower straight away and stuff. And because Stace was
Speaker 1: in the room with Otis and she'd had c sections
Speaker 1: and so when she saw me get out of the
Speaker 1: bed and go and have a shower, she's like, actually
Speaker 1: I can't quite believe this. Yeah, but yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it was good after it, But even after it, I
Speaker 1: was annoyed. I was like, you didn't have to do
Speaker 1: it like that, your hero, Like three times of doing
Speaker 1: it like that was ludicrous. So normally we do anti
Speaker 1: bucket list of things that we're never going to do
Speaker 1: in this lifetime. But you're like, I'm a bucket list,
Speaker 1: which blew me away.
Speaker 2: This is why I was thinking of it, because Seinfeld
Speaker 2: is like just always on in the background, is it. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's just I mean, look, not as much recently, but.
Speaker 1: It's just you know, grown noise.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, I did used to love it, but now
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think I've watched every episode a million times.
Speaker 2: I don't want to watch it anymore.
Speaker 1: I cannot rewatch things. My sister watches Friends on repeat.
Speaker 2: I don't even understand Friends anyway. The episode that was
Speaker 2: on the other night that made me think about this
Speaker 2: was Bizarro World, where it was like everything was the opposite,
Speaker 2: and I thought, maybe we could do a bit of
Speaker 2: a Bizarro world with some of our segments, like the
Speaker 2: anti bucket list, right.
Speaker 1: Be positive, that's going to feel really weird.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a bucket list bit of trivial things, Okay,
Speaker 2: stupid things so you know, people are like, I want
Speaker 2: to know hike Mount.
Speaker 1: Ever, there's none of me that wants to any of that.
Speaker 2: No, no care. So let me tell you my shallow
Speaker 2: things I want to do. I've only got two on
Speaker 2: the list.
Speaker 1: Okay, we can add to it, and please, if you
Speaker 1: want to add to the shallow bucket list, hit us
Speaker 1: up any time. Show and tell online on Instagram is
Speaker 1: where you can find.
Speaker 2: Should we call it the shallowest bucket.
Speaker 1: The shallowest shallow bucket? Yeah? What's a shallow bucket like
Speaker 1: a plate? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The plate list? Okay, so number one, and we have
Speaker 2: to accept each other's as being stupid. Yeah, because this
Speaker 2: is stupid. I want to learn the words to be
Speaker 2: able to sing this song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not in English, you know that, right?
Speaker 2: Listen, Well, these are the challenges.
Speaker 1: I was so vividly remember saying that film clip for
Speaker 1: the first time with my sister and we were like,
Speaker 1: what is I mean?
Speaker 2: It was such a whole song, sar plan purmin.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: And the guy's name was Plastic Bertron who sang it.
Speaker 2: It is all in French. I did Year eight French
Speaker 2: and that was it. I don't know anything in French,
Speaker 2: that's number one. We we apart from that, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: we had to choose names why, like we did French
Speaker 2: and German, and we had to choose names that we
Speaker 2: went by in class. So like I wasn't Melissa, I
Speaker 2: had to choose a French name.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: Same with German. You're not a pick for German Wolfgang.
Speaker 2: What was your French name? I think it was Maurice
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what are some French names?
Speaker 2: I was just about to say my daughter's name. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's actually French, but I guess names
Speaker 2: like Monique Ah, those sorts of names.
Speaker 1: Selene Ah, Selene Dion's got a documentary coming out that
Speaker 1: looks epic. I'm not a fan of Selene, but my god,
Speaker 1: she can sing and she just seems like a legend
Speaker 1: and I cannot wait for the documentary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does sound good. She's also a bit crackers.
Speaker 1: Oh, totally crackers. So what she got stiff stiff man syndrome.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to look into it because when
Speaker 2: I hear about those diseases it.
Speaker 1: Makes me terrifying.
Speaker 2: Stiff person syndrome, I think it's cool. Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: do like, I'm like, I don't want to know about it,
Speaker 2: but I have already researched it.
Speaker 1: And it's horrible and you don't want a really rare disease,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It's like, I haven't
Speaker 1: heard of this before. It's like fucking brilliant.
Speaker 2: There are so many horrible ways to go, but keeping
Speaker 2: it light.
Speaker 1: Bringing it back up, Sam's reading this book at the
Speaker 1: moment about keeping people healthier, and so he's always reading
Speaker 1: things about you know, he will sit down and read
Speaker 1: a Colleen Hoover book. It's always good to learn something.
Speaker 1: But he was saying how it's literally like ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent of people die of heart related disease, diabetes, or cancer,
Speaker 1: Like we don't. No one just closes their fucking eyes
Speaker 1: and dies.
Speaker 2: It's the podium.
Speaker 1: What's that mean?
Speaker 2: Gold, silver, bronze, Oh.
Speaker 1: One, two, three? Yeah, how are you're going to go?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's so hideous that our bodies just
Speaker 1: totally turn on us and that's how you die. I
Speaker 1: think of anyone that you know that's died.
Speaker 2: Mark's grandmother she was ninety four and her body just
Speaker 2: shut down. Yeah, so she would be because she was old.
Speaker 1: Percent yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I think it's just our lifestyles totally.
Speaker 1: That's what this book's all about, is about lifestyles, and
Speaker 1: just yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2: You're getting a bit of a you're getting a bit
Speaker 2: of a diet overhaul soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's what he's like. And juice is
Speaker 1: reading juice and salad dressing like fructose is the worst
Speaker 1: for you. And juice and salad dressing have the most
Speaker 1: frut toes.
Speaker 2: I don't even want to think about that stuff anyway.
Speaker 2: So these are the things I want to be able
Speaker 2: to sing that song properly, okay, great?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yes it is in French, which is a challenge. I
Speaker 2: don't speak French. It is so fast because I have
Speaker 2: tried singing along to the words, yes, I can't even
Speaker 2: get past the first line really fast. You have to
Speaker 2: try it. I'm throwing down a challenge to everybody. Also,
Speaker 2: those words in English translated are preposterous, like what, okay,
Speaker 2: this is the first first wham bam my cat splash
Speaker 2: is rolling around on my bed. He swallowed his tongue
Speaker 2: as he drank all my whiskey. As for me, I've
Speaker 2: hardly slept. I feel empty and reprimanded. I had to
Speaker 2: sleep in the gutter where I had a flash of inspiration.
Speaker 2: Woo in four colors. And what he's saying in the
Speaker 2: chorus is it's all working out for me. So playerre
Speaker 2: portoit must mean it's all working out for me. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So that's my number one.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2: It's not lifelong. It might be next year, but I
Speaker 2: want to be able.
Speaker 1: You're never going to do it. To do it, like now,
Speaker 1: a lot of things people have on their bucket list
Speaker 1: or on their plate, which we're doing and now you're never,
Speaker 1: like never unless you actually get really hyper focused on it,
Speaker 1: and then you might.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I love nothing more than a challenge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, there you go. I've just motivated you. All Right,
Speaker 1: what's my second thing?
Speaker 2: The second thing is I actually do want to learn
Speaker 2: how to twork. Oh yes, Like I'm not going to
Speaker 2: go hit the clubs to towerk right because even if
Speaker 2: you could, who's doing that?
Speaker 1: People? You know?
Speaker 2: Like, we do have this funny throwback to when I
Speaker 2: sent you that video of myself trying to twork.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you please put that online again?
Speaker 2: Do you know how hard that is? Oh?
Speaker 1: It's unbelievably hard.
Speaker 2: It's isolating, like I'm thrusting. I try and do it.
Speaker 2: I thrust, isolating that lower part of your back and
Speaker 2: flicking just your bummer.
Speaker 1: Couldn't do it? Lower backs had it?
Speaker 2: I say, no, way after three pregnancies and I have to.
Speaker 1: Modify things in pilarateis because me lower backs really not strong.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? Though? Before I sent
Speaker 2: you that video, I actually went in confident because I
Speaker 2: thought I'd be able to do it because I'm quite hippy,
Speaker 2: like if I dance or whatever, it's all spoty half
Speaker 2: got you all bottom half. But that was confronting. So
Speaker 2: now I just want to be able to do it.
Speaker 1: Please put it up online? Did you put it up online?
Speaker 1: You did?
Speaker 2: You put it up on that line when I messaged
Speaker 2: it to you and then you put it up.
Speaker 1: It was so great, great engagement, great engagement.
Speaker 2: You know. I got COVID that day, My daughter had COVID,
Speaker 2: and I said, you know what, I want to send
Speaker 2: Monty this video. Just film it and then I ended
Speaker 2: up catching it. Fucking stupidity.
Speaker 1: Oh I went in there just to get it filmed
Speaker 1: into a room. Right, think if let's think of more
Speaker 1: things to go on our plate. Yeah, I can't even
Speaker 1: think because I normally am thinking what I don't want
Speaker 1: to do, so to think what I do want to do.
Speaker 1: I definitely want to And I've said a million times bleach.
Speaker 2: Waking No, it's got no, you have to do it.
Speaker 2: I know. Well, it can be something like that. It
Speaker 2: could be like I've always dreamt of cutting my hair,
Speaker 2: have you. I don't think over will don't do it,
Speaker 2: but just that concept of something. But it has to
Speaker 2: be pretty trivial. It can't be like a life No.
Speaker 1: I don't have any life goals anyway to add to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to think and I'm going to get back
Speaker 1: to you. Yes, this can be one of those segments
Speaker 1: that we never revisit. The plate, the plate, Please let
Speaker 1: us buck a plate? What's on your bucket? Plate? So good?
Speaker 2: So here I am again with the judgmental opinion of it.
Speaker 2: I'm not judgmental, and I've got like a list of
Speaker 2: thirty here. But I'm only going to do too. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: I judge you if you refer to inanimate objects as
Speaker 2: he and she. Oh oh look I got this new mug.
Speaker 2: Isn't she gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Stop humanizing things not alive.
Speaker 1: I hate really see if really bugs me. What about
Speaker 1: if there's like I don't know, like this is a
Speaker 1: bad example, but like a beautiful car that passed, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, she's a beauty.
Speaker 2: Never, I would never do it. But now I'm just
Speaker 2: saying that I did name my first car. Oh that's
Speaker 2: so you can't. I'm more humanizing them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I've never named a car. In fact,
Speaker 1: I don't like people that name their cars. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean that's silly, but it's kind of cute. Nah, that's not. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm going to scrap that.
Speaker 2: Okay. I judge you. If we meet at the checkout, right, yes,
Speaker 2: I have four things, you've got a full trolley, and
Speaker 2: you don't say to me going, oh, you go first, fourth,
Speaker 2: I judge you for that.
Speaker 1: What about if there's twelve things.
Speaker 2: Even twelve things, if you have If I have a
Speaker 2: full trolley and there's someone there with the basket, I'll
Speaker 2: always say you go first.
Speaker 1: It depends to me. It depends to me how big,
Speaker 1: how full the basket is. Oh absolutely if it was
Speaker 1: only four items. But if it was a basket that
Speaker 1: was chocolate block, like your arm's hurting from holding the basket.
Speaker 1: No way, hmm, okay, nah, I judge you. And this
Speaker 1: is going to be controversial. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If it's my kid's birthday and we sing Happy Birthday
Speaker 2: and they blow out the candles and then I have
Speaker 2: to relight them again so we can sing Happy Birthday
Speaker 2: to your kid when it's not their birthday. Oh god,
Speaker 2: this is the original. And I'm not saying. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying I've never done this when my kids were really little.
Speaker 2: Although no, that's a lie. I have never done it
Speaker 2: because especially my daughter hate having happy birthday. Like her
Speaker 2: last birthday, she said, Mum, I really hate when everyone
Speaker 2: sings Happy Birthday. And I said, then fine, I had
Speaker 2: to tell a house full of people we're not singing
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday, and the grandparents really could not wrap their
Speaker 2: heads around.
Speaker 1: It'd be very odd. Did she blow out the candles?
Speaker 2: Maybe she did.
Speaker 1: I would feel weird.
Speaker 2: I actually felt like a fucking hero, Can I tell
Speaker 2: you you would. I just felt like I was a
Speaker 2: grown up in that moment, like, actually, I'm making at
Speaker 2: which I raally do. I'm making a decision. I think
Speaker 2: he's best.
Speaker 1: Made an executive decision. And you delivered it to the audience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. But I feel like that is the
Speaker 2: first step in the not being able to say no
Speaker 2: to kids. It's not your birthday, and it's your birthday,
Speaker 2: you get to do it.
Speaker 1: What about like, I don't think I've been as far
Speaker 1: as everyone singing happy birthday to the kid again, not
Speaker 1: on their birthday. But I have definitely really candles for kids,
Speaker 1: my kids when it's not their birthday, Like Ody's three
Speaker 1: a candle. He sees any candles that I blow out,
Speaker 1: I blow out, like I can't have a cake and
Speaker 1: not then relight it for him to blow out.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know, even just the concept of
Speaker 2: toddler's blowing out birthday candle exaulting.
Speaker 1: The other days, laying on the couch and he got
Speaker 1: back from childcare and he kept putting his hands near
Speaker 1: my mouth and I was nearly gagging. I'm like, stop
Speaker 1: putting hands near my mouth, mate, like a toddler's heads.
Speaker 1: I'd prefer to eat off a toilet bowl.
Speaker 2: How's a toilet training going, Oh.
Speaker 1: It's a lot better. He still doesn't like to shit
Speaker 1: in the potty, though, so he has his shitting spot,
Speaker 1: which is just outside on my little like where outside
Speaker 1: my door leads to outside? I don't know, but a
Speaker 1: couple of times he needed to shit at night and
Speaker 1: it was fantastic. He was too scared to go outside,
Speaker 1: so he did it in his pody.
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you.
Speaker 1: How big these kids shits are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild, unbelievable, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's the size of his arm, Like, they're huge. I
Speaker 1: just was so Now when he needs to poo during
Speaker 1: the day, he still won't go to the potty, but
Speaker 1: he's better. He has accidents pretty frequently. He's taken.
Speaker 2: It does to train baby.
Speaker 1: He's still little. God, he's the joy of my life,
Speaker 1: that kid. He's just and he's starting to talk more.
Speaker 1: He's delayed with his speech and now he's talking more.
Speaker 1: He doesn't shut up. It's hilarious. And he'll narrate what's
Speaker 1: happening on the TV and he just does not stop.
Speaker 1: Like I'll be in another room, I just hear this
Speaker 1: little voice chirping. But he's f and he's cute, and
Speaker 1: he just is like everyone in our family's favorite.
Speaker 2: Isn't it just horrible thinking that they start off like
Speaker 2: that and then the world beats that out of him I.
Speaker 1: Eventually and he's just so he loves me and the
Speaker 1: older two don't, but when they were younger they did.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, he's going to get to a
Speaker 1: point where he doesn't want to hug me, where now
Speaker 1: he wants to get up my jumper all the time,
Speaker 1: like he'd climb back in my womb if he could.
Speaker 2: I really miss that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: You know, you look back at the young I know
Speaker 2: it's different for you because you're in it now, but
Speaker 2: for myself, like I'll look back at those younger years
Speaker 2: when my kids were younger and think, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: back then I thought it was so hard, yes, but
Speaker 2: now I look back and I think, God, it was
Speaker 2: so much simpler.
Speaker 1: It feels simple, and it is simpler, hands down. But
Speaker 1: you do forget when you're in it. The days are
Speaker 1: really long. The years are short, but the days are
Speaker 1: really really long.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: And it's tedious and it's hard and like trying to
Speaker 1: negotiate with it toddler, but there it's not emotion. It's
Speaker 1: not there's no emotional turmoil, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And makes love you. I just love me so much.
Speaker 1: And then if I yell at him, I'm the one
Speaker 1: that he wants to come to to mom pick up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I just like abused you. Like if
Speaker 1: I yell at him, like do I do that and
Speaker 1: it upsets him, then he'll want me to comfort him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I know so funny. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're in judgmental opinions, and I feel like I was
Speaker 1: probably judged. The other day I had to get I
Speaker 1: went on a plane and I hadn't eaten, so I
Speaker 1: grabbed a banana. And when I was on the plane,
Speaker 1: I had the banana and as I was eating it,
Speaker 1: and then got to the end of the banana and
Speaker 1: I had the skin in my hand and I put
Speaker 1: it in the front of the seat in front of me.
Speaker 1: I was like, a banana is a very offensive fruit
Speaker 1: to a lot of people?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Because it's smellie, it's smelly and people can't stand
Speaker 1: the texture of it. Like a lot of people are
Speaker 1: a friend by bananas. And I'm like people sitting around
Speaker 1: me being like, I cannot believe she's eating a banana
Speaker 1: on the plane.
Speaker 2: I don't think a thing about the eating of the banana.
Speaker 2: I think if you'd ripped out a tin of tuna. Ye,
Speaker 2: my story, But this is the thing I've held onto
Speaker 2: from what you've said, I know you put it in
Speaker 2: the what the bit weather safety?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why did?
Speaker 1: I just had an I put it and there and
Speaker 1: it was like flapping over.
Speaker 2: You left it in there, tooting down.
Speaker 1: No, when the flight attendant walked past with the bins,
Speaker 1: I put it in there, but I didn't. I just
Speaker 1: was like, what am I going to do with this?
Speaker 1: We're taking off. I got it. I'm not just going
Speaker 1: to hold it for half an hour until they come
Speaker 1: around with the bin, so I'll put it there. Also,
Speaker 1: this morning, I went for a shop and I left
Speaker 1: my trolley rogue. And every time I do that, I
Speaker 1: think of you. I was going to take a picture
Speaker 1: and send it to you, but I do feel like
Speaker 1: I jump into my car quite quickly before someone can
Speaker 1: tell me off.
Speaker 2: This pairs beautifully with a quote I read that I've
Speaker 2: been wanting to read to you for a while about
Speaker 2: the shopping trolley. Now it's not just about the shopping trolley, okay,
Speaker 2: And don't feel personally attacked. I just thought it was interesting.
Speaker 1: Don't feel personally attacked. You've found a quote or a meme,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I've got to save this to tewanti,
Speaker 1: this is wanting.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no. I'm not saying this is you,
Speaker 2: but the concept behind it right of just okay. The
Speaker 2: shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a
Speaker 2: person is capable of self governing. To return the shopping
Speaker 2: cart is an easy, convenient task, and one which we
Speaker 2: all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To
Speaker 2: return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no
Speaker 2: situations other than dire emergencies, in which a person is
Speaker 2: not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not
Speaker 2: illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore, the shopping cart
Speaker 2: presents itself as the apex example of whether a person
Speaker 2: will do what is right without being forced to. No
Speaker 2: one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart.
Speaker 2: No one will find you or kill you for not
Speaker 2: returning the shopping cart. But you gain nothing by returning
Speaker 2: the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out
Speaker 2: of the goodness of your own heart. You must return
Speaker 2: the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do,
Speaker 2: because it is correct. A person who is unable to
Speaker 2: do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage,
Speaker 2: who can only be made to do what is right
Speaker 2: by threatening them a law and the force that stands
Speaker 2: behind it. The shopping cart is what determines whether a
Speaker 2: person is a good or bad member of society. That
Speaker 2: those last sentences were a bit aggressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the last one. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: a bad member of society. But if there is a
Speaker 1: shortcut in life anywhere, I'll take it, Yes, and I
Speaker 1: think most of us will. But it's terrible because if
Speaker 1: it's inconvenience anyone else, I don't really care that much.
Speaker 1: So the thing is like sam My party is so
Speaker 1: just you know, like say I'm going to run into
Speaker 1: the chemist. He'll drive around the block where an absolute
Speaker 1: do good is a good where I would double park.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't the traffic back up. That would make me
Speaker 1: too anxious. But if somebody can squeeze past me, I'll
Speaker 1: just stand there and double park.
Speaker 2: Hands down, Yeah, I wouldn't. But if you were the
Speaker 2: person who was driving past a person that a double park.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care. You'd be like what the fuck' say No,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would say that, And also like I'm
Speaker 1: just no. Also, when you go somewhere and people will
Speaker 1: just choose to not even go past the front of
Speaker 1: the place to see if there's parks, I'm like, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Like when somebody will go and park blocks away because
Speaker 1: they know there's parks there, and so you'll walk to
Speaker 1: the destination where I'm like, go for princess, mate, you
Speaker 1: go for princess because not many people do in life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go and have a look.
Speaker 1: Yes, have a look. I just can't get when people don't,
Speaker 1: like Sam would never just go for princess. I'm like,
Speaker 1: close your numb nut.
Speaker 2: Oh. He wants to get his cardio in to keep
Speaker 2: his heart healthy.
Speaker 1: He sprained his ankle really badly. We went away for
Speaker 1: the night and he went for a run and he
Speaker 1: but he couldn't run because the hill was so steep
Speaker 1: or rocky. So he walked down it gets to the
Speaker 1: bottom of the hill and just rolled it and he
Speaker 1: heard a pop. No, and he came back. It's black
Speaker 1: and so bruised and he can't walk. You can't do anything,
Speaker 1: and I cannot deal.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you, I have trouble when they're not feeling well. Mate.
Speaker 1: I thought about you because I'm like, your husband had cancer,
Speaker 1: how did you stay for it? Compassionate?
Speaker 2: Nah, there were times where I was annoyed. Yes, I
Speaker 2: said before, it's a horrible thing to say, but I
Speaker 2: get annoyed with his hearing.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, his hearing now, Yes it's yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's hot.
Speaker 2: That's horrible. But I mean it's like when your kids sick.
Speaker 2: You don't want him to be sick. You do anything
Speaker 2: to take it away from them. But fuck, they can
Speaker 2: be annoying. Yes, yes, dealing with someone that's got anxiety
Speaker 2: is fucking annoying. Yes, because you're like, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: feel sorry for you, but fucking shut up.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of it totally. Sam's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to say. Yeah, nah, because
Speaker 1: it's so often, or I've got on migran. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I don't know what to say here,
Speaker 1: just because it's so frequent. I think he probably just
Speaker 1: would be like water off a duck's back hearing us complaints.
Speaker 2: She goes again.
Speaker 1: She goes again, but I just will try not draw
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Speaker 1: that was weird.
Speaker 2: It wasn't concentrating.