Speaker 1: This.
Speaker 2: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hay.
Speaker 4: You know we often complain, we malign Tuesdays and we
Speaker 4: say negative.
Speaker 3: Things like the worst day of the week.
Speaker 4: I'm on fire today. I am usually as you know,
Speaker 4: I was born this way and thank God for it,
Speaker 4: positive person and I'm like steroidal positivity today. Okay, it
Speaker 4: is disgusting.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm feeling good. I woke up feeling not great and
Speaker 3: I forced myself to do a pilates class and it
Speaker 3: gave me life.
Speaker 4: And it just reminded you of your community and who
Speaker 4: you are. I want her comment on your T shirt.
Speaker 4: I love it?
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you? It's uh from Zara.
Speaker 4: I do I need to click on a link or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll find you a link and you can try
Speaker 3: and purchase it. It's a month old. Do you know what
Speaker 3: I bought it. I still have it because it was
Speaker 3: non over red. So I was like, oh, I feel
Speaker 3: like it's on brand for me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it looks it's got words on it,
Speaker 4: and you know that that's my kryptonite. Also, you just
Speaker 4: lifted up your shirt. You're looking really fit.
Speaker 3: I'm not in that section, but thank you. That's very kind.
Speaker 4: I know you are your personal trainer, and you know
Speaker 4: your six hundred dollars a week is really.
Speaker 3: We love Maddie Hey. After three o'clock, Swany, we haven't
Speaker 3: done this for ages, We're doing a round of I
Speaker 3: was today years old.
Speaker 4: I have got the most shocking fact for you about
Speaker 4: a current musical artist that we play on this very
Speaker 4: radio station that I just don't think that you will
Speaker 4: know this fact about.
Speaker 3: Okay, fantastic if you have learned something new today that
Speaker 3: will blow our mind, get involved. After three o'clock next though,
Speaker 3: we'll be doing to do list Tuesday on the Christies
Speaker 3: One Shows.
Speaker 4: The Christies one Shows Tuesday. It's a great day and
Speaker 4: we're opening up our diaries to do list Tuesday. I've
Speaker 4: been busy today and I've already ticked off two things
Speaker 4: on my to do list. Huge one is PEG's liturgy
Speaker 4: at school. PEG's liturgy correct, Because you're a heathen, you
Speaker 4: don't even know that word.
Speaker 3: But what does that mean?
Speaker 4: Lapsed? And current Catholics are listening at the moment, going, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: we know what ligy?
Speaker 3: Is is it when you get lit in the church?
Speaker 4: No, Jack, what is it? It's another word for mass
Speaker 4: church service.
Speaker 3: How awful.
Speaker 4: No, it was a very big day for her because
Speaker 4: she's in grade six, you know, and in grade six
Speaker 4: at school she goes to you get leadership roles because
Speaker 4: you're the queen of the school. Do you remember how
Speaker 4: awesome it was to be in grade six?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: And because it's a gorgeous, like Christian loving, beautiful school.
Speaker 4: All the grade sixes are really serious about looking after
Speaker 4: the preps and the younger like, it's just so gorgeous.
Speaker 3: That's kind Yeah, that's really nice.
Speaker 4: Anyway, she had to do a pitch and everything. Do
Speaker 4: you think that me and my sister, her auntie took
Speaker 4: that very seriously? Yes, we did, of course. So she
Speaker 4: had to basically say why what roles that she thinks
Speaker 4: she's suited to and why.
Speaker 3: And what did she go for?
Speaker 4: I said to her, listen, I understand that you want
Speaker 4: to be a house captain, but that involves it's my school.
Speaker 4: See I've been there, Yes, I was actually the house captain.
Speaker 4: Would you believe?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: And I said, what it involves is getting to school
Speaker 4: before school and setting up which has hats and stuff,
Speaker 4: and you've got to go to all the swimming carnivals.
Speaker 3: Oh, she'd hate that, wouldn't she.
Speaker 4: Yeah, She's like no, no, I would love that. And
Speaker 4: I went, okay, all right, light to yourself. But you
Speaker 4: can't guardy your mother anyway. I said, what you want
Speaker 4: to do is go for the fundraising feast day amazing event.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 4: And I said, because I can help you with that
Speaker 4: because I'm currently my hosting core face.
Speaker 3: Correct as her PA. She won't have to do anything,
Speaker 3: you will do it all.
Speaker 4: And I was, there's a very proud mother today as
Speaker 4: I saw her adorn her ribbon and receive her badge
Speaker 4: as the one of the leaders for that specific committee.
Speaker 4: So she got it to say, I'm on fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go pick.
Speaker 4: The one thing about my kids' schools that I'm actually
Speaker 4: on fire about because it's all about charity and raising money.
Speaker 4: And she at her first job, Tom, can you believe
Speaker 4: this her first job in the role International Women's Day.
Speaker 4: I mean, just look in the kitchen, see who's there?
Speaker 4: All right? Next on my list is Sarte chicken. I
Speaker 4: am trying your recipe tonight. And I didn't want to
Speaker 4: forget to take it out of the back fridge into
Speaker 4: the kitchen fridge where I would remember and I've done that.
Speaker 3: By the way, that recipe is Tom's not mine. I'm
Speaker 3: not that advanced in my cooking, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but I know it's radio and I said, you're
Speaker 4: but I was looking at you at that point. I'll
Speaker 4: tell you how it goes tomorrow time.
Speaker 3: So I just want to lift the curtain for the
Speaker 3: last three minutes. I know that man so well. He
Speaker 3: has given you this look for like three minutes straight
Speaker 3: of this woman is crazy today. I can see it
Speaker 3: in his eyes.
Speaker 2: I can't confirm.
Speaker 4: I could see that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he really thinks you're on hinge today.
Speaker 4: Do you think I'm on him?
Speaker 3: I'm used to it. It's still he still gets quite
Speaker 3: thrilled by it, I know.
Speaker 4: And it started when I first walked into work.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, okay, sorry, So the Satae chicken will
Speaker 3: hear about it.
Speaker 4: Done, And also, last but not least, double check that
Speaker 4: the refund has come in from Ikea for the click
Speaker 4: and collect that I asked you about two weeks and
Speaker 4: yes it has well, because I just left it there.
Speaker 4: I just was like, I cannot, I can't do it.
Speaker 3: That's in my calendar. That's really impressive, Swanny because it
Speaker 3: hasn't even been four weeks. That's in my calendar for
Speaker 3: next week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you can strike that off right because it is.
Speaker 3: It is back in Okay. I've got a really quick
Speaker 3: few NUSA restaurant bookings. I've got a wedding in NUSA
Speaker 3: in a few weeks. We want to make sure we
Speaker 3: get to book into a couple of our favorite restaurants.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a place called Locavora or something. Look, okay,
Speaker 4: it's really great. I had a fantastic pumpkinyoki of baked
Speaker 4: nyoki there. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Yum. I will give that a go.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've got the recipe, but I will find the restaurant.
Speaker 3: The next one is dry cleaning. I'm just forever at
Speaker 3: the dry cleaner. And then the third one is cancel
Speaker 3: pet tomorrow. Poor Mattie. I've got a bail on him
Speaker 3: because I'm doing the Today Show at ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: Can you please give me your dry cleaning? I'm so bored?
Speaker 3: Can you dry cleaner? Suit?
Speaker 4: I'm no, I can't asked.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: And I don't want to shock you, Jack, but I
Speaker 4: think we might be wrong about something.
Speaker 3: I mean, it rarely happens so.
Speaker 4: Strap yourself in. So I got a question thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four ten, give us a call if you've got an
Speaker 4: answer to this question. And I don't want to lead
Speaker 4: the witness. I'm not going to say where Jack and
Speaker 4: I stand on this, but I think we're wrong. Someone
Speaker 4: asks you to a party or something, barbecue, dinner out.
Speaker 4: Do you assume that the vitation is for you and
Speaker 4: your girlfriend or boyfriend, your partner or is it just
Speaker 4: for you?
Speaker 3: Yes? So, for example, if you or I were to
Speaker 3: have a partner, yes, so your partner's name was Martin, yep.
Speaker 3: If it said dear Chrissy, we would like to invite
Speaker 3: you over for a barbecue, and Martin's Name's not there
Speaker 3: is Martin a part of that?
Speaker 4: That's what we want to know. Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Give us a call. And also, it doesn't have to
Speaker 4: be as formal as a written invitation, but it in
Speaker 4: all text. All we're talking about is you're on the
Speaker 4: phone to your friend and they say, so, I just
Speaker 4: want to I don't know where I'm getting this idea from,
Speaker 4: but I want to make a crembrole and I want
Speaker 4: you to eat it once't you come over Friday night?
Speaker 4: Is that for two people or for one?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: And the reason that we're talking about this is because
Speaker 4: you and I love a reddish discussion. We very rarely disagree.
Speaker 3: No, am I the ahole on Reddit is my favorite.
Speaker 4: It is the best. Am I the a hole for
Speaker 4: making my husband's family leave after they showed up with
Speaker 4: an extra guest. This is from a woman her husband.
Speaker 4: She's thirty four. I love how they always give their
Speaker 4: ages to it. Really it lets me imagine who these
Speaker 4: people are at.
Speaker 3: Users really know how to paint the picture.
Speaker 4: It's so great. So she hosted a small intimate dinner
Speaker 4: at our home for his family. Right at the last minute,
Speaker 4: his auntie, I want to say, his mother. His mother said, oh,
Speaker 4: by the way, I'm bringing her sister, her sister his auntie, yep,
Speaker 4: because she's in town and she's got nowhere else to go,
Speaker 4: which I think is actually fine because his auntie, if
Speaker 4: he'd known that she was there, he probably would have
Speaker 4: invited her. So this woman is probably the a whole
Speaker 4: I'm going to say. But where it took us was
Speaker 4: when you invite your friend, I you by inference inviting
Speaker 4: their boyfriend or girlfriend? Or are you only inviting I
Speaker 4: am friend of.
Speaker 3: The firm belief. You are only inviting the friend the
Speaker 3: person that you have called and that you have asked
Speaker 3: over unless I have called you and said, hey, Chrissy,
Speaker 3: come over Friday night. Chris and I are going to
Speaker 3: cook you. By the way, bring Martin if I haven't
Speaker 3: said bring Martin. I don't want to see Martin. I
Speaker 3: only want to see you.
Speaker 4: I think you're wrong. I think i'm wrong too, because
Speaker 4: I agree with you, but I think we're wrong. I
Speaker 4: think couples, real couples, proper couples that we don't really understands,
Speaker 4: you know. I think this is our problem. This is
Speaker 4: I think that they operate as one entity, and I
Speaker 4: think that's our issue. We can't get our head around that.
Speaker 3: I've got a friend, though, Swanie, that often will bring
Speaker 3: their partner when the partner is so clearly invited. And
Speaker 3: I have watched people at the dinner or event organizers
Speaker 3: have to scramble and make up a table setting for
Speaker 3: this person's partner, and we're all like, Bro, your partner
Speaker 3: wasn't invited. What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like, I really think we are right.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think we are thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 4: if someone asks you to a party or something over
Speaker 4: for dinner, barbecue, is that invitation just for you? Or
Speaker 4: is it for both of you? Is that inferred?
Speaker 3: Also? Are you someone that does this? I would love
Speaker 3: to hear from someone that actually does it.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: If you're invited out somewhere dinner, barbecue, party of some sort,
Speaker 4: is that invitation for you? Or is it for you
Speaker 4: and your partner?
Speaker 3: We both think it's only for the person invited, for
Speaker 3: one person. Yeah, you think we are wrong, though, I
Speaker 3: think we are wrong.
Speaker 4: I think we are wrong.
Speaker 2: Lee.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, Chrissy Hei Jack.
Speaker 6: How are you today?
Speaker 4: Well, we're solely it's a great Tuesday, which is you know,
Speaker 4: a sentence.
Speaker 6: It's not amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's knocked off work, so it's even better.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Now, Lee, tell us, are we wrong
Speaker 4: here about the inference when you're invited?
Speaker 1: You're totally wrong. I mean we're all adults. For me,
Speaker 1: I've been married very happily for thirty two years. And
Speaker 1: anybody that knows me that asked me for a barbecue
Speaker 1: or a party or whatever, of course they're going to
Speaker 1: think that my husband's going to come unless it's a
Speaker 1: work dude, but or something like that. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you just put your big girl pens on and you go, hey,
Speaker 1: are we bringing partners? Is this you know you need
Speaker 1: to ask? Yeah, nobody politically correctly, but I would think, yeah, no, guys,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. Definitely. If you're in a relationship, you've got
Speaker 1: to expect a partner.
Speaker 4: The asking thing is interesting. Mitchie just came in and
Speaker 4: sorted out of a technical problem, and I know that
Speaker 4: he's been in a long term relationship for a long time,
Speaker 4: and I said to him, what do you think the
Speaker 4: situation is if I invite you somewhere, is that in
Speaker 4: firm that your girlfriend's coming? And he's like, yeah, look,
Speaker 4: I've got this event that I've got to go to
Speaker 4: and I'm not sure if you know my girlfriend's invited,
Speaker 4: And to ask is awkward because of course the person
Speaker 4: that's hosting the event is going to say, oh, yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
Speaker 1: And well there you just put like, yeah, it's communication.
Speaker 1: You have to ask, like otherwise you look at if
Speaker 1: you turn up with your partner, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to look like it.
Speaker 3: No, Lee, we're going to send you a Baker's Delight
Speaker 3: voucher and what is your stance on this?
Speaker 7: I agree, but I think that potentially it's a say,
Speaker 7: a generational thing because I'm the same generation. I think,
Speaker 7: is you Christy a love listening to you?
Speaker 4: I love that you listen to it.
Speaker 7: I think you know, I've been married for twenty more
Speaker 7: than twenty years, and you know, I fully fully understand
Speaker 7: if someone sends me a text and it's just my name,
Speaker 7: it's just mate. Really yeah, if it's because all our
Speaker 7: friends know, like you know, and people that we hang
Speaker 7: out with, it's always like, hey.
Speaker 4: Do you guys?
Speaker 7: So it's not a text or a thing of do
Speaker 7: you want to come? But if it's workmates, you know,
Speaker 7: then they say, you know, it's an invitation to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like work is different.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What about personal friends?
Speaker 7: Anna and no that I think personal friends they know
Speaker 7: like and if it's a single, you know, if it's
Speaker 7: a single a thing that they just want you, then
Speaker 7: they just say you have.
Speaker 4: You have you ever been caught out though and turned
Speaker 4: up at something and the people you know, your friends
Speaker 4: have been like, hey where's Bruce.
Speaker 7: No, I think we've had it the other way around
Speaker 7: and getting that goes back to a work kind of thing.
Speaker 7: My husband. I didn't go to a thing that my
Speaker 7: husband was invited to and he wanted to go by himself,
Speaker 7: and everyone when I met up with them became bore
Speaker 7: friends with them. Later they were like, oh, we thought
Speaker 7: you were going to be there.
Speaker 3: Interesting and Baker's delight voucher for you.
Speaker 4: I do feel a lot better about this because it
Speaker 4: does seem murky. It seems like there is no right answered. Hi, Diana, Hello,
Speaker 4: how are you good? What are we wrong here? Do
Speaker 4: you always bring your partner? I?
Speaker 6: Of course yes.
Speaker 7: If you're in a committed relationship, you're the person who's inviting.
Speaker 2: You should know that that also includes your partner.
Speaker 4: See, that's where we're wrong. That's where we're wrong. I
Speaker 4: never ever assume it. And most of my friends are,
Speaker 4: in fact in that situation, a committed relationship, and I've
Speaker 4: known their partners for twenty years or more.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 1: But I also believe it doesn't include kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, thank God, no God. That goes without saying Diana,
Speaker 3: YEA Baker is like that to you. Let's really quickly
Speaker 3: finish with Bernadette. Bernadette, what do you.
Speaker 5: Think I think as usual. You guys are right, you're
Speaker 5: not invited get lost, no, like might have been in
Speaker 5: a long term relation. I've been married for over twenty years,
Speaker 5: and it's okay for us to do things on our own.
Speaker 6: It's okay to every event.
Speaker 5: But you guys are right. You're always right, don't.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love this Benidette The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Lo Lo Lo lo. Well, well, well.
Speaker 4: We've been enjoying that song for two hundred years. Long,
Speaker 4: mayte continue. You're listening to the Christy Swan Show. Let's
Speaker 4: talk SAG Awards.
Speaker 2: Chrissies clique fait.
Speaker 4: We spoke about them briefly yesterday, and the visual that
Speaker 4: goes with them are my very own saggy boobs.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Scotch eggs.
Speaker 4: Scotch egg Well, there used to be Scotch eggs that
Speaker 4: when they were fuller. Now they're just like wind socks. Yeah, okay, anyway, whatever.
Speaker 4: Kristen Bell hosted the SAG Awards and listen. I am
Speaker 4: not a millennial, no, but I like to keep my
Speaker 4: finger on the pulse for everybody. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And I know the gossip girl is a massive thing
Speaker 4: for a certain age.
Speaker 3: Growth has peg watched Gossip Girl? No, the original?
Speaker 4: Would she love it?
Speaker 3: Oh, she would be mad for it.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: Her face film of all time is Ten Things I
Speaker 4: Hate About You? Okay, and she's got a massive crush
Speaker 4: on Heath Ledger, which you know anyway. Christ and Bell
Speaker 4: hosted it, and there was a moment that millennials their
Speaker 4: entire bodies would have been covered in goosebumps.
Speaker 11: Hey everyone, Gossip Girl here. Jeff Goldblum has a wicked appetite,
Speaker 11: and a peek behind the curtain reveals he likes his
Speaker 11: green eggs with ham and look who it is not
Speaker 11: so lonely boy Timothy shallow May sitting next to a
Speaker 11: hot steak medium rare.
Speaker 3: What are you believing?
Speaker 4: None of this is gossip.
Speaker 3: It's just all about food.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm just really hungry.
Speaker 3: So Layton Mista used to play Blair Waldorf Queen who
Speaker 3: was the Queen Bee on the show.
Speaker 4: Right the rest of the thing that talks about conclave
Speaker 4: and whatever. It was just a little entrein in to
Speaker 4: enter that category. But I learned something very intr stink
Speaker 4: about this. So nobody wants this, which was went to
Speaker 4: air last year. I think on Netflix. Okay, a series
Speaker 4: that you and I quite enjoyed. You loved it, and
Speaker 4: nobody wants this. You told me to watch it.
Speaker 3: Nobody wants this, Tom, I've forgotten it.
Speaker 4: It's Adrian Brody.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I forgot that. That's what it was called. Okay, mate,
Speaker 3: it was a big weekend. Nobody wants this, Ye.
Speaker 4: Nobody wants. Well, I've got news for you. It's been
Speaker 4: commissioned for a second season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you that last year. Yes, so did
Speaker 3: we've known that for ages?
Speaker 4: We've been dropped on the head anyway. That stars Kristen Bell,
Speaker 4: who love and the Connection with Leighton MEESTERA is Adam Brody,
Speaker 4: not Adrian Brody. Adam Brody is her husband. Did you
Speaker 4: know that? I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: You know that?
Speaker 4: So we learned something all the time.
Speaker 3: I mean, what a great little sizzle for I was
Speaker 3: today years old. That's coming up after three.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna blow your mind this fact.
Speaker 3: I hope it's better than the last three minutes of
Speaker 3: radio we've just produced.
Speaker 4: I'm nervous because my boss is watching. Sadly, I don't
Speaker 4: want to get fired. Anyway, Let's talk about Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 3: Oh, please.
Speaker 4: She is delaying her wedding with Jonathan Devino, saying we're
Speaker 4: just too busy. Now they've been dating since twenty eighteen,
Speaker 4: it's a long time. Do you believe the line we're
Speaker 4: too busy? She says she's a workaholic, she can't stop working.
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe that line.
Speaker 4: She is about to film a biopic about Kim Novak
Speaker 4: and Sammy Davis Junior, which is I mean, you know
Speaker 4: nobody asked for it. Anyway, I don't believe it either.
Speaker 4: My spidery senses are saying, we're just too busy. Is
Speaker 4: not a real excuse to put off a wedding that
Speaker 4: has been planned for May. It has been planned.
Speaker 3: I think as if you were genuinely too busy, you
Speaker 3: wouldn't care about releasing a statement or worrying about what
Speaker 3: the masses think. You just press pause and move on
Speaker 3: with your life and get married. When you get married,
Speaker 3: nobody knows when your wedding is exactly. I think you're
Speaker 3: in love with Glenn Powell and you want to marry him.
Speaker 4: Glenn Powell her coastar in anyone but you. They were
Speaker 4: all over each other in that publicity tour.
Speaker 3: Well, they were trying to trick media into thinking they
Speaker 3: were actually together.
Speaker 4: That came out afterwards after everybody was like, my god,
Speaker 4: the chemistry is electric, and then they go, hah, yeah
Speaker 4: we were putting it on.
Speaker 3: No you weren't.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. Jury's out.
Speaker 3: You're at the hotel room in Sydney getting it on.
Speaker 4: You're listening to me and Jack.
Speaker 3: Hello, Jack, Good afternoon, Swaney. How are you on this Tuesday?
Speaker 4: Good? Surprisingly good for Tuesday. I'm very happy that the
Speaker 4: Fire Festival spelled f Yri is set to return. You
Speaker 4: may remember a documentary from you just told me it
Speaker 4: was twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: I'm suok. I thought it was like twenty nineteen that
Speaker 3: we all watched this and that this all unfolded. It's
Speaker 3: nearly eight years ago.
Speaker 4: Surely not. Yeah, I just saw your face freeze. Then
Speaker 4: with that instant bit of maths.
Speaker 3: We know that that is not my strong I can't
Speaker 3: believe that was eight years.
Speaker 4: Twenty five, one of the seventeen. That is unbelievable. I
Speaker 4: still love the image of the lunch that came to
Speaker 4: you when you bought like a VIP package to this festival.
Speaker 4: Two Kraft singles two pieces of whole meal bread. You
Speaker 4: know how I feel about wholemeal bread, aw four with
Speaker 4: no butter, and two slices of soggy tomato and a
Speaker 4: bit of redicio and mixed leaf sal That's it.
Speaker 3: That's the lunch, the tomato and the salad. I'm here.
Speaker 3: It's the bread that really gets me. I'll take the
Speaker 3: plaky cheese as well. But that bread is awful.
Speaker 4: But you know that they paid hundreds of dollars for this,
Speaker 4: you know experience. I know, God, it's such a great documentary.
Speaker 4: Look it up and have a look.
Speaker 3: My favorite scene moment is still Andy King, who was
Speaker 3: careful asked to do something to enjoy it. Our boss
Speaker 3: is there, she can find me here and.
Speaker 10: Now, said Andy, if you will go down and Cunningham
Speaker 10: who's the head of customs, and get him to clear
Speaker 10: all of the containers with water, you will save this festival.
Speaker 3: I mean, fair question. Whoa thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Next we are playing around of Chrissy's queasy. If you'd
Speaker 3: like a bum bag for this Tuesday, you go.
Speaker 4: To put some plastic cheese in it?
Speaker 3: Yum? Why not jump on the lines The.
Speaker 2: Chrissy swan show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Don't you make kenrickma was in that song? Swanny? What
Speaker 3: do you think about his feature on that?
Speaker 4: Let's give away a bum back.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about Kendrick lamar Well.
Speaker 4: I couldn't hear him?
Speaker 3: Could you.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's quizzy? Hello?
Speaker 3: Jess? Hello?
Speaker 4: What are you wearing?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 12: What am I wearing?
Speaker 1: Pajamas?
Speaker 3: It's three fifteen, Jess, working from home? I'll get a grip, mate, Jess.
Speaker 4: I want you to know that the judgmental tone is
Speaker 4: Jackson jack Saline. I am all four pajamas three thirteen
Speaker 4: and fifty six seconds.
Speaker 6: Thanks Christy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you do that every day?
Speaker 10: Jess?
Speaker 3: Do you ever put jeans in a te on or?
Speaker 3: Too much for you?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: Jeans aren't for the home, Jess.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you Jack has tasked me this year
Speaker 4: with serving a look once a week, and can I
Speaker 4: tell you the pressure is killing me? So I am
Speaker 4: frankly envious.
Speaker 3: You're doing very well, though, Swany.
Speaker 4: But have you noticed, in classic Swany form, I've been
Speaker 4: serving at every single day because I can't trust myself.
Speaker 3: Not too Yeah, okay, hey, I'd like to just shout
Speaker 3: out someone in the over office. Who's been serving looks
Speaker 3: this year? And it's Jack Shaw.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 4: I thought you could say it's Jack Charles. I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's you.
Speaker 3: That's every day.
Speaker 4: I agree, Jack Shaw? What is a very cool T
Speaker 4: shirt on that today?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Eric?
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, how are you doing?
Speaker 7: Eric?
Speaker 4: That is a very mature name and you sound like
Speaker 4: quite a young man. What's going on there?
Speaker 5: I'm not at hard, but this body feels fifty years old.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling fifty two.
Speaker 3: Oh it?
Speaker 5: Make sure to you look good?
Speaker 4: Good on you, Eric? I mean I just love a
Speaker 4: man that pumps supmatized, don't you. Let's give away a
Speaker 4: button back question of names? Are your buzzers? Blah blah blah?
Speaker 4: Best of five? First person to three gets another back.
Speaker 4: Question number one, What was the name of leyton Mester's
Speaker 4: character in Gossip Girl? Yes, yes, Jess Blair. It is
Speaker 4: Blair Blair Walfred Waldorf. Oh it says Alford.
Speaker 3: Here it's misspelled.
Speaker 4: Are you trying to trick me on purpose? Tom?
Speaker 3: That was Jack? Did it? Jack did it?
Speaker 4: You're trying to trick me and make me look like
Speaker 4: an old idiot? Is that right?
Speaker 3: Should have gone to SPECSAV. Question number two one Jess.
Speaker 4: Starting with by the way, Blair is a bitcher's name, and.
Speaker 3: Well Blair was a bitch on the show.
Speaker 4: There you go. Question number two, starting with b can
Speaker 4: you name the branch of science that deals with living
Speaker 4: organisms and the Yes, Eric, Biology, correct you a bit
Speaker 4: of a nerd, Eric.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a NERDG I have a nerd.
Speaker 4: Question number three, Comedian Chelsea Hander is celebrating her fiftieth
Speaker 4: birthday today. Can you remember the name of her late
Speaker 4: night show on?
Speaker 10: Eric?
Speaker 1: Yes, Eric Chelsea lately?
Speaker 4: Do you like Chelsea?
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's fantastic.
Speaker 4: She's so funny.
Speaker 3: I really love her. One of their most recent Netflix specials, though,
Speaker 3: was a little bit woke from.
Speaker 4: Me, and I've got to say she's gotten meaners as
Speaker 4: her career has gone on.
Speaker 3: Question number four, two points to Eric. One to Jess, Eric,
Speaker 3: I have a good feeling for you here, mate, Which.
Speaker 4: Blonde Euforia star has postponed her wedding to Jonathan Yes, Jess, Wow,
Speaker 4: it is two piece.
Speaker 3: Question number five for the win for either of you.
Speaker 4: Sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch known as the fat Yes.
Speaker 2: Eric, correct, My sorry, Jack, Jack's.
Speaker 4: Spidery senses were correct. Eric, you have won the bum bag?
Speaker 4: Would you like me to put some plastic cheese in it?
Speaker 4: I'll put anything you like.
Speaker 12: Put some kisses in there.
Speaker 3: Too, some kisses you reckon?
Speaker 4: Eric, Come on, I'm blushing. Nobody ever speaks to me
Speaker 4: in this way.
Speaker 3: And Eric, Jess, we're going to send you some real clothes,
Speaker 3: some proper jeans and stuff to wear. We're absolutely not the.
Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 4: We're going to play around of I was today years old.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited to share this piece of information with you.
Speaker 3: Shoot you.
Speaker 4: I loving Instagram. I love it. I won't hear a
Speaker 4: bad word about it. I get every piece of information
Speaker 4: I've ever wanted or needed and more from there.
Speaker 3: So most people now are like that with TikTok. I
Speaker 3: feel like I feel like I'm almost like that with TikTok.
Speaker 3: Now do you.
Speaker 4: Get advice and everything from there? Okay, maybe I need
Speaker 4: to get onto that. Although Instagram feeds all my needs,
Speaker 4: TikTok you would never get off though, Oh okay, it's
Speaker 4: far more addictive, like one of those mice that just
Speaker 4: keeps Yeah okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stick to in stuff.
Speaker 4: I learnt today that Benson Boone was a contestant on
Speaker 4: American Idol. Wow, I know that, Tom.
Speaker 3: I actually did know that.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Sarah, did you know that? Oh? God, everyone knew it?
Speaker 3: Wait you didn't. I didn't know this, But maybe everyone's
Speaker 3: everyone listening is going to think we're both idiots.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten give us a call. Did you
Speaker 4: find something out this week that has blown your mind?
Speaker 4: That's made you go, oh my god, I was today
Speaker 4: years old. Have a listen to this audio. It was
Speaker 4: when Katie Perry was a judge on the show and
Speaker 4: she had a premonition that he was going to win.
Speaker 2: They're gonna swim over Bens and Booms.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm gonna tell you something that you may
Speaker 6: not believe, but if you believe.
Speaker 2: It, it might happen.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm like, literally, I like see American Idol
Speaker 4: that I see you, but I see you winning American
Speaker 4: Idol if you wont Did he win it?
Speaker 3: No, he withdrew even though he made it into the
Speaker 3: top twenty four.
Speaker 4: Why did he withdraw?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure? But do we want to hear a
Speaker 3: little bit of his audition? Yes?
Speaker 4: We do.
Speaker 9: From in the CROWDO, I stand alone, but on single,
Speaker 9: every single has been watching.
Speaker 3: Me at eighteen. That is a strong vo.
Speaker 4: And the story is great. He was just mucking around
Speaker 4: on TikTok and his friends said you should try out
Speaker 4: for this. I reckon he withdraw Withdrew because somebody signed him. Yes,
Speaker 4: that's two recent.
Speaker 3: It was apparently to focus on his career instead, which
Speaker 3: makes me think it was his actual music career.
Speaker 4: You know what happens every time I hear this, I've
Speaker 4: got to go into a Backwood summersault.
Speaker 3: I'd like to know how he learned all of those trees.
Speaker 4: I don't want to know did he bring them out
Speaker 4: on American Idol? Because that would be unstoppable.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Burteen twenty four ten. What did you learn this week
Speaker 4: that blew your mind?
Speaker 3: I learned something about Belle Gibson, Yes, and that I
Speaker 3: know her crisis PR manager from ten years really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, will tell me more. The Crissy Swan Show last
Speaker 4: week on Wrickly Tivindole really was in it and as
Speaker 4: a mute, And now every time I hear that song,
Speaker 4: I can hear her. You're listening to the Crizzy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Rickly Timndol are moments away, but we're playing
Speaker 4: Round of I was today years old because I only
Speaker 4: just found out that Benson Moon, who we know and love,
Speaker 4: great song, it was a contestant on American Idol in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty one. And you didn't know either, Jack.
Speaker 3: I had no idea, but our boss and our producer
Speaker 3: Tom both knew. And then I just received a text
Speaker 3: from my Auntie saying, old news. Guys. You know how
Speaker 3: we think we're having a really great Tuesday and we're
Speaker 3: up and about. Yeah, I think it's probably one of
Speaker 3: the worst radio shows we've done, really wrong. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: wrong the time.
Speaker 4: Hey Jeel, Julie, Hi, Julie, good what did what did
Speaker 4: you just find out this week?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 8: I found out that straight on into a magpize face.
Speaker 8: You can google this because you'll say it straight away.
Speaker 8: There's actually a seagull face in a magpie face?
Speaker 3: What hang on?
Speaker 4: What sort of devil is this? Julie, It's not, it's not.
Speaker 8: I couldn't leave it. I could have straight away when
Speaker 8: I heard it.
Speaker 4: What term would I google? I've popped in magfire face,
Speaker 4: seagull face.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I put seagull in a.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, there it is. Why do they have
Speaker 4: another bird's face on their face?
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 4: Look, it's just look, there's a seagull in the in
Speaker 4: the magpie's face.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I get it. Oh that's a trip, Julie.
Speaker 3: That's cool. Joy, it is so good. Hey, we're going
Speaker 3: to send you a two hundred dollars voucher for Archie's
Speaker 3: footwear so you can get some cool kicks while you
Speaker 3: go looking in magpie's faces.
Speaker 4: That is unbelievable. Hello, Hannah, Hello, talk to me about
Speaker 4: what you just learnt this week.
Speaker 12: I was today years old when I found out that
Speaker 12: Lewis Capaldi, under the name Anita Jobs, wrote my favorite Team.
Speaker 3: Lewis song what.
Speaker 12: So he uses the like the stage name Anita Jobby Sorry,
Speaker 12: which means I need to do a pool in Irish slang.
Speaker 4: Okay, so, Anita Jobby?
Speaker 3: What was the song?
Speaker 12: Dean Lewis and Kai Go's I never really loved me
Speaker 12: at all.
Speaker 3: We've got that.
Speaker 4: We play it all the time.
Speaker 12: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: The great man scut is just getting it for us.
Speaker 4: Now, where is Lewis Capaldi? Because he is way too
Speaker 4: talented to be so quiet?
Speaker 12: I know, and He revealed it on Graham Norton a
Speaker 12: couple of years ago, and I only just saw the
Speaker 12: clisses him saying it and couldn't believe that I've listened
Speaker 12: to that song a thousand times. I had no idea.
Speaker 4: And now you hear it.
Speaker 3: Of course, of course, yes, Kaig did it, so you
Speaker 3: know what's about to PLoP off.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 4: I was on there. I was today years old that
Speaker 4: when I realized that Dean Lewis sounds as if like
Speaker 4: he's a pigeon. What do you mean like if you
Speaker 4: if you put a visual, if you don't know what
Speaker 4: Dean Lewis looks like, can you imagine his voice? It
Speaker 4: could be coming out of a pigeon. You know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Say that song again and I'll point out
Speaker 4: the pigeony bit list listen.
Speaker 3: That he's a pigeon like not at all.
Speaker 4: I cannot see what you were saying at or let's
Speaker 4: move on to Tiffany Hi.
Speaker 12: I was today years.
Speaker 4: Old when I learned that ant can survive a fall
Speaker 4: from space.
Speaker 3: I googled it just a double check.
Speaker 1: Because I was having an argument with my fiance.
Speaker 4: So if an ant fell from a like an enormously
Speaker 4: high height, it would still survive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, even if it was in out of space and
Speaker 5: it fell from out of space, it would survive.
Speaker 2: But I was completely mind blown.
Speaker 3: That's stupid, Tiffany, because an Auntie's never going to be
Speaker 3: in space or out of space.
Speaker 2: But you never know, like it could be.
Speaker 4: It was one of those moments where he flicked the
Speaker 4: spider off him and it fell and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: that poor spider.
Speaker 5: He's like, it'll be fine, It'll survive, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 12: Ant's can survive before from space?
Speaker 3: Is everyone on a different planet to me? Today? I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 4: Isn't it wonderful? I the Chrissy Swan, So let's talk
Speaker 4: Megan Markle et cetera.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's cliche face.
Speaker 4: I would love to hear from a fan of the
Speaker 4: Royals and they still really.
Speaker 3: Exist thirteen twenty four to ten. If you froth the
Speaker 3: Royals to this very day, like.
Speaker 4: Joe crazy, He's coming up in minutes. He's got a
Speaker 4: good friend, Thomas Jaspers, who has in every employment contract
Speaker 4: that he ever signs that when the Queen dies, as
Speaker 4: she has, then he must automatically get a week off
Speaker 4: because he has to go to London. That was in
Speaker 4: all his contracts.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is a huge fan commitment to hear from
Speaker 4: you about Meghan Markle, because the latest is that she
Speaker 4: has posted a video to her Instagram account, which was
Speaker 4: sort of she went took a break from social media,
Speaker 4: but she's relaunched it this year and this video has
Speaker 4: already been taken down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just tried to watch it but we could
Speaker 3: not find it.
Speaker 4: She's wearing one of the iconic oversized wind cheeters that
Speaker 4: Princess Die was seen quite a lot in those photographs
Speaker 4: with her beautiful toned legs out and a really shorty
Speaker 4: short pair of Yeah.
Speaker 3: Comment on those legs, Die, I didn't realize what kind
Speaker 3: of legs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, amazing legs. And you've seen the photo. She just
Speaker 4: looks amazing, right, and she's in this big oversized pullover. Well,
Speaker 4: Meghan posted a video which, as I said, has now gone,
Speaker 4: but she's wearing the same one. She doesn't reference it.
Speaker 4: I think that's wise. You must never.
Speaker 3: I just think, knowing what she knows as well and
Speaker 3: how much people love to pick her apart, why would
Speaker 3: you even play with fire? You raised a really great
Speaker 3: point before that she did go to Northwestern.
Speaker 4: She did go to Northwestern University. So the pullover, as
Speaker 4: my dad calls it, the wind cheater has Northwestern on it,
Speaker 4: which she is actually an alumni of.
Speaker 3: Even still though, I just think she should know not
Speaker 3: to wear that. Don't try and rile everyone up. And
Speaker 3: this is a thing, Swanny. They complain about being hated on,
Speaker 3: but you're doing things to fire people up.
Speaker 4: Lee yourself out of everybody in the world who's ever
Speaker 4: been big or dear to people, you can't compare yourself
Speaker 4: to Princess Diane.
Speaker 3: We've not had one call of anyone wanting to defend
Speaker 3: Michael Liver not.
Speaker 4: I just want to know if it's as offensive as
Speaker 4: we think it is or because also she will say
Speaker 4: to an apology or come out and she'll say, oh,
Speaker 4: I didn't realize. You know, I was just an American
Speaker 4: girl in the nineties and two thousands. I didn't even
Speaker 4: know what the royal family was. But the bottom line is,
Speaker 4: if you went to that university, you know who's wearing that.
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, what if Princess d was wearing
Speaker 4: a Nova jumper, that means something to me, so I
Speaker 4: would know, do you know what I mean. It just
Speaker 4: I can see where this is going.
Speaker 3: There's another bit of news about Markol around today that
Speaker 3: she's reportedly been dropped by her Hollywood agent as staff
Speaker 3: found her difficult to work with at WME, which makes
Speaker 3: you really wonder about this act she's putting on in
Speaker 3: all these Instagram videos because she seems happy and bubbly
Speaker 3: and easy going.
Speaker 4: Well see, that's the problem. It does seem like an act.
Speaker 4: How do you not be that way?
Speaker 3: Linda? We've got one caller. What are your thoughts, Linda,
Speaker 3: what are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: Is this disrespectful for Mega to just, oh, look, I'm
Speaker 4: wearing exactly what Princess die wore.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think so. I think everyone in the
Speaker 6: world with plovers, so why should she be any different
Speaker 6: just because they're a mother and what Law used to wear?
Speaker 4: One of the know, the exact same one, the same color,
Speaker 4: the same one.
Speaker 6: I just think I don't think she would have deliberately
Speaker 6: done it. I just think I'm over people baking these
Speaker 6: two young, lovely people. I think the Royals they're a
Speaker 6: strange light and I just think they're doing what they
Speaker 6: want to do and they don't really care if they're
Speaker 6: judged or not.
Speaker 4: See. I think they do care. I do. I think
Speaker 4: they do care.
Speaker 3: I think they do as well. But Linda, I loved
Speaker 3: the important of Baker's Delight voucher for you. Let's move
Speaker 3: on to Alec Baldwin. That's more fun.
Speaker 4: So Alec Baldwin. Hey, by the way, we were talking
Speaker 4: about his Netflix series. Oh no, I said Netflix. It's
Speaker 4: not Netflix, it's tail C. It is dropping here on Thursday.
Speaker 3: Oh we're about Yes, I know.
Speaker 4: Somebody slid into my DMS and said I'm gonna say binge.
Speaker 3: Okay, great. I did just think it would be because
Speaker 3: of the Foxtel connection.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so that's coming Thursday. It is a fly
Speaker 4: on the Wall series which shows you what it's like
Speaker 4: to live in Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's house with seven
Speaker 4: children and a crank if father with OCD.
Speaker 3: And, as Bethany Frankel says, they mentioned it all Swanne,
Speaker 3: they talk about the rust situation. Yes, they talk about
Speaker 3: her accent drama, which we covered last week. It's going
Speaker 3: to be good.
Speaker 4: I feel I can't wait for it. He must be
Speaker 4: under a lot of pressure though he has been accosted,
Speaker 4: and I do not use that word lightly by a
Speaker 4: comedian as he was getting into a cart. Looks like
Speaker 4: he's going to the airport. He's got suitcases, and this
Speaker 4: comedian is dressed as Donald Trump. Now, Alec Baldwin did
Speaker 4: quite an iconic impersonation of Donald Trump back in the day,
Speaker 4: and this impersonator was so disrespectful. I don't even know
Speaker 4: how much we can play.
Speaker 3: We haven't included the comment he made about rust because
Speaker 3: that was a little bit too dark, but you can
Speaker 3: hear in this grab.
Speaker 4: Imagine how annoyed you would be. You're tired, you've got
Speaker 4: seven kids, you've got a fake Spanish wife, and this
Speaker 4: guy is in your face as you're trying to load
Speaker 4: suitcases into a car.
Speaker 3: Alex, it's your favorite president.
Speaker 4: Look, I will offer you a total pardon if you
Speaker 4: kiss the ring.
Speaker 3: Kiss the ring, Alex, kiss the big beautiful ring. Come on, Alex,
Speaker 3: My kids live in this building, right but I want
Speaker 3: you to nur so. We love the children. We're doing
Speaker 3: great deals for the children's real cam Okay, I snap you, Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, Alec Balden class act. Believe me.
Speaker 4: I am going to keep that in my back pocket
Speaker 4: for the next time. Somebody who Retains Me. Chrissy Swan
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