Speaker 1: We got getting the Morning every day, every lazy gentleman,
Speaker 1: adelaides Jody and Hazy fire works my house last night joke.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you two got into it in the Hayes household.
Speaker 3: There was a heavy, heavy discussion about the fact.
Speaker 2: That Kara thinks she can do your job and you
Speaker 2: in the last five minutes doing her job.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, So we had a bit of a role
Speaker 1: reversal and sure, maybe she's this thing right now. I
Speaker 1: think she's on the way to school. She probably saying
Speaker 1: that didn't happen. But we just sort of got into
Speaker 1: a very very lovely conversation where I was very real lovely.
Speaker 1: It was lovely, it was beautiful, it was really wholesome.
Speaker 1: And I said to her, look, she said, there's no
Speaker 1: way that she could do what I do in terms
Speaker 1: of taking care of the kids.
Speaker 3: Well, you couldn't.
Speaker 1: I probably agree with her. But then she said I
Speaker 1: could do what you do, but you couldn't do what
Speaker 1: I do. It's true, Well is it though?
Speaker 3: One hundred percentury?
Speaker 1: So then I got defense and I said, all right,
Speaker 1: a well then how about you jump on over from
Speaker 1: six six to nine thirty tomorrow. See what happens there?
Speaker 1: And then also warrant you just pop into Channel seven
Speaker 1: give us a bit of a footy report. We've got
Speaker 1: Tim Jinniver today as well, doing a little thing with
Speaker 1: Tim Jinnfer on two Team Town. You just chat to
Speaker 1: the great man for twenty minutes. What again, asked Timmy?
Speaker 1: G what have you got? What have you got?
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I would walk her through this radio
Speaker 2: show thing that would be fine, hold her hand. We
Speaker 2: might have to get someone to push the buttons.
Speaker 3: And then, I mean, how hard is it to talk
Speaker 3: smack about footy? Just let Timmy do all the talking.
Speaker 1: That's what she was saying. That's exactly what she was saying.
Speaker 1: But you both have no faith in me whatsoever to
Speaker 1: be able to take care of a seven four and
Speaker 1: one and a half year old. No, in terms of
Speaker 1: all the day to day things. No, I'd wing it. No,
Speaker 1: I'd call someone, they'd hold my hand. Surely it would.
Speaker 2: Be ice cream for breakfast. Oh my god, those kids
Speaker 2: would run a mark. Those kids would have you bound
Speaker 2: and gagged on the on the launder room floor before
Speaker 2: you could blink an EyeT.
Speaker 3: There is no question about that.
Speaker 2: You know what needs to have for you.
Speaker 1: Nobly rarely. My wife.
Speaker 3: She hates it.
Speaker 2: I know she hates it, but I think on this
Speaker 2: occasion we both feel a need to prove you wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I am confident that if you try and
Speaker 1: call her to get her on the radio, because eating
Speaker 1: is quarter past eight in the morning, she won't answer
Speaker 1: because she's extremely busy. So good luck, good luck, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to get on. Why do you think
Speaker 1: you could get her on.
Speaker 2: Just punching the number eight? She will take my call.
Speaker 2: I have no question about that, because.
Speaker 1: She won't answer. She won't answer. All right, this is
Speaker 1: a little bit scary.
Speaker 2: We just heard how you got into it with your wife,
Speaker 2: because she's saying that you would not last five minutes
Speaker 2: at home doing what she does each and every day,
Speaker 2: day in day out, Whereas she's like, I could be
Speaker 2: on the telly, I could do the radio, easy, peasy.
Speaker 3: So I said, what's that left to do? But get her.
Speaker 2: On the phone right now. Kara Hayes joins us. Now,
Speaker 2: and Kara talk us through just your theory behind this,
Speaker 2: that Andrew wouldn't last a second doing what you do.
Speaker 4: Will you just explain how it's even started. So Andrew
Speaker 4: is standing in the pantry looking for snacks like a
Speaker 4: five year old child. There's no Milo bars. This house
Speaker 4: is a prison.
Speaker 5: I said, right, well, you can do the wall.
Speaker 4: Who's Smilo bars? But how old are you sending? Nine
Speaker 4: years old? You do the wal worst order? Andrew, tomorrow,
Speaker 4: you know what you do, the war worst order. You
Speaker 4: can be in charge of ordering your food and cooking
Speaker 4: the dinners this week. And he goes smug look and
Speaker 4: he says, ah, want to get up at four am tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, yes, I will get up at four am.
Speaker 4: I will go to radio. I will talk on the
Speaker 4: radio for three hours and then get on with my day.
Speaker 4: And that was where it begana.
Speaker 2: Having had multiple conversations with your husband during the day.
Speaker 3: Do you know what he does? He goes for little runs.
Speaker 2: He goes for little jogs, a little run.
Speaker 4: For an hour. I want to for an hour, and
Speaker 4: then if he's got the afternoon off, he'll come home
Speaker 4: at five thirty, five thirty. And any parent knows five
Speaker 4: thirty pm might just go for like a quick three
Speaker 4: k Yeah, no, just in fact, you what go? It
Speaker 4: will be easier if.
Speaker 1: You're wont Oh my god, are you saying it's not
Speaker 1: a quick three k. He's saying, I'm a slow rider.
Speaker 2: Ah right, what I'm you don't need to What I'm
Speaker 2: here is he's an absolute handbreak in your life.
Speaker 4: Just bless his cotton focks, right, because he's pretty easy going,
Speaker 4: but almost too easy going, so much so that you
Speaker 4: are a bit of a handbrake.
Speaker 3: Really, and so do you think care of you? Who
Speaker 3: just had to jump on?
Speaker 2: And let's be honest, he just jumps on the telly
Speaker 2: for about a minute and talks a little bit of
Speaker 2: crap about the football.
Speaker 3: Do you think you'd be capable of doing that?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 4: What I said to him? Because then he put Then
Speaker 4: he went on to say, we'll actually yeah, you've then
Speaker 4: got to go to channel seven after that. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I could do what you do. It
Speaker 4: is hard and I don't enjoy talking. I don't like
Speaker 4: here in my own voice mountain and I'm talking on
Speaker 4: the radio. But there would be people to guide me.
Speaker 4: If he's here in this house and there's a one
Speaker 4: and a half year old throwing a tantrum, he doesn't
Speaker 4: know that that certain tone of tantram means you've got
Speaker 4: to put the rattling by the wiggles on and tree
Speaker 4: of wisdom is going to fix everything. He doesn't know that,
Speaker 4: and there's no one to tell him.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Kara.
Speaker 2: You are welcome on this program anytime or nice.
Speaker 1: Let's get a money, Chris. Good morning to you, mate.
Speaker 3: Hey, how are we We're good? Chris, all right, you
Speaker 3: thought so.
Speaker 6: For about thirteen years. My wife was working. Then two
Speaker 6: years ago I got well. I was working that I
Speaker 6: got made redundant. I was a sales rep and I
Speaker 6: was traveling every two weeks. So I was away and
Speaker 6: I wasn't with the kids, and she go and the
Speaker 6: kids said, we wanted that to stay home. So I
Speaker 6: stayed home, and I took over all the cooking and
Speaker 6: all the housework, all the washing, dropping kids to and
Speaker 6: from school and todaycare and haven't looked back since.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you're now a full time dad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm stay at home full time. So I
Speaker 6: drop the kids off all the time, and I do
Speaker 6: all the housework, the cooking, the cleaning. The kids won't
Speaker 6: eat the mum's cooking anymore.
Speaker 1: The switcher rot. You did it too well, Chris, you
Speaker 1: did it far too well.
Speaker 3: Here's the key question.
Speaker 2: Chris, what's easier being a stay at home dad working
Speaker 2: full time?
Speaker 6: Staying at home?
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 2: Well, Chris has obviously got some parenting skills, though, would
Speaker 2: you lack so?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very much, so very much? A different sounds like
Speaker 1: a very very patient man gives a call thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten. Could you do your partner's job? I'd call
Speaker 1: it somewhat of a war of words between myself and
Speaker 1: now my wife and Jody, who teams up beautifully with
Speaker 1: my wife, always take her so I do. Don't you?
Speaker 3: By the way, well one night and always right.
Speaker 1: That's probably the main reason, but I feel like even
Speaker 1: if she was wrong, your team up with that.
Speaker 2: We're talking the old job swap. Do you think you
Speaker 2: could do your partner's job better than they could? And
Speaker 2: vice versa. Let's go to Amy from angele Val. Good morning, Amy,
Speaker 2: good morning, Okay, we go.
Speaker 7: My husband he is a sprink leftter, so he does
Speaker 7: the fire protection in the ceiling and I am a
Speaker 7: stay at home mum to two boys that are two
Speaker 7: and one part up. And my husband seems to think
Speaker 7: that he can be a stay at home mom.
Speaker 5: But I think I could easily go do.
Speaker 7: His job and have three breaks a day and have
Speaker 7: all these perks that he gets and have lunch with
Speaker 7: the boys.
Speaker 8: I'd love to do that.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing, isn't it. Every time I come
Speaker 1: home Amy, and I'll be like a big day, like
Speaker 1: huge day, had to do this, this, this and this,
Speaker 1: and just so that she'd be like, what'd you do
Speaker 1: for lunch? So I feel like, oh, I just sort
Speaker 1: of popped into Woolworths and got this and sort of
Speaker 1: sat down for twenty minutes like did you did you
Speaker 1: nice for something?
Speaker 7: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: You don't get a break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can't go to the toilet by yourself,
Speaker 2: all of those things. No, Amy, you were in the
Speaker 2: trenches at the moment. I remember having a all I
Speaker 2: reckon a twenty month old and a newborn and just
Speaker 2: thinking to myself, this is an hour by hour proposition,
Speaker 2: like I just need to survive the next hour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so hard. Oh well, hats off to you, Dull.
Speaker 1: But also those sprinklers not going to fit themselves right,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to fit themselves.
Speaker 3: Hannah from Paradise, Good morning, Hannah, good morning.
Speaker 4: How are you guys? Good?
Speaker 3: What's your situation?
Speaker 8: So my partner constantly said that I could never do
Speaker 8: his job, he's a plumber, and I decided to prove
Speaker 8: him wrong. One day I had my checks I could
Speaker 8: be on site and went out one day and Jack
Speaker 8: coming up a floor all day, and the boss came
Speaker 8: out at the end of the day and said, I'd
Speaker 8: done better than what his apprentices do.
Speaker 3: I love that you walked the war canner.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's a lot of effort just to prove
Speaker 1: a point there, Hannah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, you know, I was a Statt home mum
Speaker 8: at the time, and he was constantly saying that, you know,
Speaker 8: it's not that hard. My job is so much harder
Speaker 8: because he's doing physical labor all day. And I said, well,
Speaker 8: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good Honye jumped on the tools.
Speaker 2: Howner, Hey, would you like a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars Marion holiday Parks don't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or yours tell you will absolutely love it. There, it's paradise.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, good stuff, right, thank you to
Speaker 1: everybody called up. And look, I think it's fair to say,
Speaker 1: what's the conclusion here that car could do my job,
Speaker 1: but I could do her job one hundred percent okay,
Speaker 1: so tomorrow, tomorrow, get ready for Chody and car.
Speaker 5: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 5: contain how content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll
Speaker 5: see it is easily offended.
Speaker 3: Well, you're about to find out just how easily your father.
Speaker 2: He's only money, Jody and Hazy is sixty nothing.
Speaker 1: Indeed, it's not for the ninety six to forty. Will
Speaker 1: straighten up after seven o'clock, Joe's let's talk about a
Speaker 1: passion basis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but for now you've been asking me for ages.
Speaker 2: What's Bonnie Blue up to?
Speaker 1: Finally you've gone back at a response. It's a daily question.
Speaker 2: Controversial adult entertainer Bonnie Blue was left red faced at
Speaker 2: the weekend after being booted from an English Premier.
Speaker 3: League game by security. Yes so.
Speaker 2: She's previously said that she's been banned from Nottingham Forest
Speaker 2: games as a result of a public call out to
Speaker 2: engage in sex with fans post matches. She said, this
Speaker 2: is a direct quote from your friend, Bonnie. I put
Speaker 2: on my socials. Hey boys, I'm going to be at
Speaker 2: the game.
Speaker 3: I'd like to film with you afterwards.
Speaker 2: I turn up to the football game and the gate
Speaker 2: security was like, you are permanently banned from the ground.
Speaker 1: That's tough. I'll tell you what. It's tough to get
Speaker 1: yourself banned from an EPL match. Those places are so
Speaker 1: bloody round.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, they're actually quite frightening. Have you ever been.
Speaker 1: No, I've never actually been.
Speaker 2: Oh man, it's a hot bed of just anger, blokes
Speaker 2: that are jacked up.
Speaker 3: It's actually quite scary.
Speaker 1: There's so many key words and what you just said,
Speaker 1: it's a hot bed of sex. If you look at
Speaker 1: it through the lens of Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 2: Bonnie Blue, I can just imagine one of these English
Speaker 2: Premier League fans right just thinking why don't I run
Speaker 2: it past the missus? Bonnie's here, She's made an offer
Speaker 2: and just calling out, being like a love Bonnie Blues
Speaker 2: at the ground and she said I could.
Speaker 3: Have sex with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just going to give a quick share.
Speaker 3: You're right, are you right?
Speaker 1: Fancy a point afterwards?
Speaker 3: Is that right? I'll come straight back home to you after.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about that. Love.
Speaker 1: So it's just me and my mates, a thousand of
Speaker 1: in mates.
Speaker 3: How would that go down?
Speaker 1: And the missus be like, how dare you, I am
Speaker 1: not shagging you. After you've been with that slag, she'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, are you taking the pest?
Speaker 1: Are you taking the pest? Jones. I have some advice
Speaker 1: for all the partners out there, and you need to
Speaker 1: write this down. You need to do it every single
Speaker 1: day because it may just increase your livespan. Studies have
Speaker 1: revealed that men who kiss their wives before work live
Speaker 1: an average of five years longer than those who didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: Five years longer.
Speaker 3: So you shall affection, you get longevity one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's several reasons why that might be.
Speaker 1: Kissing has been shown to release hormones like oxytocin and dopamine,
Speaker 1: which improves mood and reduces stress hormone cortisol. Regular kissing
Speaker 1: may foster a positive attitude and a sense of connection,
Speaker 1: leading to better mental and physical health. And then you're
Speaker 1: physically in less danger from your partner if you kiss them.
Speaker 1: I made that last bit up, but I think that's
Speaker 1: a safe assumption.
Speaker 2: Are we talking passion here or are we just talking
Speaker 2: like if you want pash, I get such a wave
Speaker 2: of like beautiful emotion every time I kiss my husband goodbye.
Speaker 2: When I lay for work, it's not he's asleep, but
Speaker 2: I will always go in and give him a kiss
Speaker 2: on the head and say have a great day, love you,
Speaker 2: and then it just feels so good.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So let me just let me just say
Speaker 1: there's limits. So there's limits. I'm talking for the stock
Speaker 1: standard person that probably goes to work at seven thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't kiss your husband at quarter to four in
Speaker 1: the morning when you're at your absolute worse slash stinkiest,
Speaker 1: well slash less kissable.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I kind of like about it?
Speaker 2: There's nothing you can do about it. Like he's fast asleep.
Speaker 2: Like if he doesn't like me doing it, bad luck.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay. So what's happening here is you're stealing all the
Speaker 1: oxytocin dopamine and he is taking all of the quartersoples.
Speaker 1: So there's a there's a mismatch in hormones here.
Speaker 2: That's okay, that's all right. It feels nice for me
Speaker 2: and I'll take it. What about you encourage you like
Speaker 2: mac On?
Speaker 1: Well, I can't remember last wrking maack On, to be honest,
Speaker 1: but last night in the kitchen we had a little kiss.
Speaker 1: Both the kids saw it and the reaction, which we
Speaker 1: thought was awesome. We got the gross you guys.
Speaker 3: Are sickos, but you do sort of.
Speaker 2: I think the more reaction you get out of the kids,
Speaker 2: like we do it to provoke a reaction like this
Speaker 2: is the kids got pash dad and just like grab
Speaker 2: him and they're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on the kids side. I'm imagine that.
Speaker 3: Get a room macross. The thought of my me and
Speaker 3: my husband, passion is it.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be able to see your tongues connecting.
Speaker 2: This blew up over TikTok over the weekend. Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: speech at NYU's twenty twenty two commencement, and it blew
Speaker 2: up because people are comparing it to Donald Trump. I'll
Speaker 2: get to that in just a moment, but in case
Speaker 2: you missed it, Taylor's graduation speech was one of the
Speaker 2: best of all time. It's the only grad speech you'll
Speaker 2: ever need. Do you want to hear a little bit?
Speaker 9: Here we go, and you will screw it up sometimes
Speaker 9: so will I. Anyway, hard things will happen to us.
Speaker 9: We will recover, we will learn from it, we will
Speaker 9: grow more resilient because of it, and as long as
Speaker 9: we are fortunate enough to be breathing, we will breathe in,
Speaker 9: breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out. I hope you know
Speaker 9: how proud I am to share this day with you.
Speaker 9: So let's just keep dancing like we're the Class of
Speaker 9: twenty two breathing.
Speaker 1: Breathe out, Breathe left, breathe right, Breathe that way, Breathe
Speaker 1: this way.
Speaker 2: Ken Taylor Swift, stop taking the PI double five out
Speaker 2: of one of the greatest grad speeches of all time.
Speaker 1: Innovated.
Speaker 2: It's up there though, with a couple of others. And
Speaker 2: what I love about these these people are trying to
Speaker 2: inspire young minds, right, So have a listener to This
Speaker 2: is a little montage of Steve Jobs and his famous
Speaker 2: quote Oprah's in there, and then Will Ferrell at the end.
Speaker 3: Have a listen, Stay hungry, stay foolish.
Speaker 1: Thank you all very much. Steve.
Speaker 10: I want you to know this, remember this, there is
Speaker 10: no such thing as failure.
Speaker 4: Failure is just life trying to move us in another direction.
Speaker 8: Wills love you, Class of twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: I say the Oprah one was actually very sporting and
Speaker 1: will win in a different direction.
Speaker 11: Here.
Speaker 2: Who would have thought will Fare would would take the
Speaker 2: FODA with five. And then we come to the current
Speaker 2: president of the United States, and that is Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: So whilst all these inspirational.
Speaker 2: Figures are putting the spotlight on the young graduates coming
Speaker 2: through and trying to inspire them, we have Donald addressing
Speaker 2: a military college.
Speaker 3: Have a listen.
Speaker 10: Every cadet on the field before me should savor this morning.
Speaker 10: In a few moments, you'll become graduates of the most
Speaker 10: elite and storied military academy and human history, and you
Speaker 10: will become officers and the greatest and most powerful army
Speaker 10: the world has ever known. And I know because I
Speaker 10: rebuilt that army, and I rebuilt the military.
Speaker 1: Donald could shift it back onto himself.
Speaker 2: Oh God, you will be part of the greatest military
Speaker 2: in the world because I did it.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 1: All you guys are awesome because of me. Ah, yes,
Speaker 1: she is.
Speaker 2: See you know your songs the song song song world.
Speaker 3: Oh man.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this is what with Andrew Hayes. He gets
Speaker 2: very obnoxious in this space. But also I know that
Speaker 2: if you don't get this song, get the song after
Speaker 2: the first ten seconds, you're not going to get it.
Speaker 3: At all?
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
Speaker 2: Well, that's what happens, whether you get it straight away
Speaker 2: or you don't get it at all, that.
Speaker 1: Is very very trick. So your pattern and then and
Speaker 1: then you start second guessing yourself and you're know what
Speaker 1: the song is, but you can't get the title an
Speaker 1: art which doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: I know. And for all of you sitting at home
Speaker 2: going you feels why can't you get it right? It's
Speaker 2: actually a lot of pressure standing in this space on.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to Colin's Wood. That's where we find Naomi.
Speaker 1: Good morning, names? Can I call you names? Fantastic? All right,
Speaker 1: thank you for choosing me, appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Good luck Naomi.
Speaker 2: Also Sam from greenwith I'm sorry, I'm sorry always going.
Speaker 1: You've got this joke.
Speaker 3: It's pity encouragement, isn't it?
Speaker 1: For me? Specifically? As well? You've got her to only
Speaker 1: six times versus ten? Yeah, that's right, ten sixty. The
Speaker 1: first song song goes.
Speaker 3: Jody, is that a waysis wonderful? It is?
Speaker 1: There's no chance of getting that the one that Saves.
Speaker 3: Nearly called it, I nearly called it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm gonna say that always is that?
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Karlie Ray Jepson. All right, early lead for Jodie. Here
Speaker 1: we go, second song. I don't even know the song.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jody? Is that Gracie Abrams? So true? I'm going
Speaker 3: to pay that.
Speaker 1: Now you can't pay it? Is it correc or not?
Speaker 3: That's so true?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I said so true? Come on, that's so true. You
Speaker 2: do not in this space deny me.
Speaker 3: Of this victory. That's impressive from Joe's do not.
Speaker 1: Did you get the title wrong?
Speaker 3: I said, so true. I just missed a word. I
Speaker 3: think it's worth pain. Thank you mine. It's such a baby.
Speaker 3: You're winning ten to six. Crawl up, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Well now now I'm winning ten to seven. So it's
Speaker 1: not good enough. So I feel like I'll feel like
Speaker 1: just in the future, maybe we needed It's a correct
Speaker 1: artist and title.
Speaker 4: Is it not?
Speaker 3: Needs a bit of love to just throw a dog
Speaker 3: a bone?
Speaker 1: All right, hey, you'll do the third one anyway, shock discourse?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go Stacy's mum found nah what
Speaker 1: I'm Joe's thank you one? Even though you got the
Speaker 1: second one wrong. That's fine. Hey Sam, Sam, congratulations you
Speaker 1: picked the win a second d Thank you Sam yourself?
Speaker 1: You had nothing but doubt for yourself and you're going
Speaker 1: through with a win.
Speaker 3: What did Sam win?
Speaker 1: By the way, it's Sam. You've absolutely cleaned up. So
Speaker 1: you've got yourself a two and fifty dollars Marion Park
Speaker 1: Holiday about you and also will Cinema Family past.
Speaker 3: Congrats.
Speaker 4: Oh thank god, that's awful.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 3: Do you have kids, Sam, I do.
Speaker 5: I've got two boys.
Speaker 3: They're going to go nuts and Marion Holiday Parks.
Speaker 2: There's a big bouncing pillow, there's Tempion bowling, there's arcade games,
Speaker 2: there's pools.
Speaker 3: It's absolutely insane. You're gonna love it. Awesome, Thank you,
Speaker 3: good stuff?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 3: Why do I just feel like I'm going to hear
Speaker 3: about this during the song? Now?
Speaker 1: Well, do you know the good thing from this is
Speaker 1: over the next ten to fifteen minutes. If I can
Speaker 1: get myself up in the boat. You are up and about.
Speaker 1: That's nice. We don't have to heals. You've been grumpy,
Speaker 1: which is good.
Speaker 3: For what nerf has happened overnight?
Speaker 5: Joel, Oh goodness, gracious me, that little storm we got
Speaker 5: to enjoy yesterday. Well he was back. Not about you
Speaker 5: around at your place, your roofs flying off?
Speaker 3: Well not quite, but it was very very loud, and
Speaker 3: the rain was very very heavy.
Speaker 5: It was it was indeed, because obviously we had that
Speaker 5: cold front come through yesterday. Some of the real highlights,
Speaker 5: if you'd like to know, Neptune Island yesterday had a
Speaker 5: wind gust of one hundred and twenty two kilometers an hour.
Speaker 5: That would blow you both away the crazy times that's
Speaker 5: over at my house Midleton. The airport had a gust
Speaker 5: of up to one hundred and seven k's an hour.
Speaker 5: We also had a lot of the dust come up
Speaker 5: through the north. With that, the ways and the tides smashing,
Speaker 5: and that could continue today. That's the main concern for today.
Speaker 5: We're not expecting the winds to be as major as
Speaker 5: they were, so your trampolines might be fine, yes, but
Speaker 5: the abnormally high tides are one to watch, and the
Speaker 5: lingering storms offshore could fist on this morning. But the
Speaker 5: worst of it, we believe, allegedly is over.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's the favorite word of the journalist, isn't it
Speaker 3: allegedly that it solves alleged?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yes, hey, especially a weather girl yes.
Speaker 2: Watching last night some of the weather girls out in
Speaker 2: the element and weather girls boys by the way out
Speaker 2: in the elements. You and I've both done a lot
Speaker 2: of weather. What's what's the coldest you've ever been? Like,
Speaker 2: what's been the most intense weather report?
Speaker 5: I'm going to give you three chilly weather reports. Okay
Speaker 5: for the true Yeah, but maybe it is one of
Speaker 5: the hills. Don't go in the hills. No, Mount Losty
Speaker 5: in particular chilly. It's silly cold. I would have three
Speaker 5: layers thermal sockeys, boots, a puffa jackets. Still not good enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're that's no man.
Speaker 2: You're also a chance of not getting a signal from
Speaker 2: Mount Lofty quite incredibly too.
Speaker 3: Have you ever done that dash down the hill because
Speaker 3: there's no signals?
Speaker 5: No, Joe, Because I'm much younger than you. Is the
Speaker 5: technology better?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay? Interesting? Where else where else?
Speaker 5: The beach as well gets pretty nasty because the wind
Speaker 5: is often picking up the waves, so you're standing there
Speaker 5: trying to look as glamorous as you can while you've
Speaker 5: been smashed by a wave. Yes, not too long ago,
Speaker 5: I was down there trying to talk about a seafood
Speaker 5: festival for the weekend, saying, oh, everyone come down, it's
Speaker 5: going to be so good. But the weather was so horrific,
Speaker 5: and I'm trying to be like, come on down, it's great,
Speaker 5: and it wasn't great.
Speaker 1: Chuck, and our will bloom as well. It just doesn't work.
Speaker 5: Oh how would you be in your hair? And then
Speaker 5: as well frostiest one, which I thought I was being
Speaker 5: clever about it was on a forty degree day. So
Speaker 5: I went to the ice arena. Oh yes, but I
Speaker 5: couldn't wear my heeels on the ice or on the
Speaker 5: carpet on the ice. I was barefoot standing on the
Speaker 5: little carpet. I thought I was going to get frost by.
Speaker 5: It was real bad.
Speaker 1: Lest you get relief when you go out sign it's
Speaker 1: forty degreets I did.
Speaker 5: I did, actually straight after the cross right outside and
Speaker 5: put my feet on the bare pavement. I thought that's better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goodness.
Speaker 2: Oh so, stop wearing heels, stop wearing hills, ridiculous Segway
Speaker 2: shoes deform from tenus first, thanks for the update this morning,
Speaker 2: and yet hopefully things aren't as bad today as they
Speaker 2: were yesterday. About that, all right, hazy, absolute carnage with
Speaker 2: the weather yesterday. And someone who copped it more than
Speaker 2: most is Anthony from the Broadway Kiosk and he joins us.
Speaker 3: Now, good morning, Anthony.
Speaker 11: Good morning, there you go.
Speaker 3: Oh what was it like yesterday?
Speaker 11: Crazy? So obviously got worse our clothes last night, but
Speaker 11: over nine things have gotten ten times worse. So lots
Speaker 11: of damage this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh so in the process right now, mate, how bad
Speaker 1: is it? And what's the clean up been?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What have you got to go through?
Speaker 11: Clean up going to be a couple of hours. Got
Speaker 11: lots of stand lots of seaweed, lots of flooding. So
Speaker 11: the sees has been out and they've done a few
Speaker 11: taped off a few sections. I think the community has
Speaker 11: sort of rallied a little bit. Yeah, some of our
Speaker 11: chairs and tables, yeah, poplins, Yeah, nothing was where we
Speaker 11: left it.
Speaker 2: And so Anthony, was it sort of waves crashing in
Speaker 2: towards your business yesterday?
Speaker 11: Or what's done about three o'clock? Sort of strong winds
Speaker 11: ways or lapping sort of coming over the rocks?
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 11: When I left, there's people are standing around watching. Yeah,
Speaker 11: a lot of activity, but obviously go off worse over
Speaker 11: th I and Anthony.
Speaker 2: I know it's early days, but how much damage do
Speaker 2: you think has been done? Had the se has given
Speaker 2: you an estimate?
Speaker 11: Not a nessar. But we do have some doors that
Speaker 11: are sort of semi permanent. They're all blown away, but
Speaker 11: they're missing, so they're going to be something we're going
Speaker 11: to have to replace. Yeah, breaking proplem just a lot
Speaker 11: of cleaning. So we're going to have to spend a
Speaker 11: lot of money cleaning up.
Speaker 1: So what's the plan this morning? What time are guys
Speaker 1: going to open up? And can we can we push
Speaker 1: people to the chaosk Is that going to help?
Speaker 11: Well, we've got our diehard regulars. They're here currently, we're
Speaker 11: making coffee for them. They're here every morning, bright and
Speaker 11: we are open, so we've got to cook here. We're
Speaker 11: doing some takeaway back in an egg. We have got
Speaker 11: a section of the cafe people can sit in.
Speaker 3: All right, that's the bonus, Anthony.
Speaker 2: You have got some of the most as you say,
Speaker 2: die hard regulars in the business, don't you. They're just
Speaker 2: always there, Rain Haler.
Speaker 11: Shine can always count them.
Speaker 1: So hate mate before I let you go. This is
Speaker 1: like the sweet spot for Graham Corns, no doubt. He
Speaker 1: walks around and probably roll the blades sometimes as well
Speaker 1: past your little joint there. So you should get Grahame
Speaker 1: in there to give you a hand cane.
Speaker 11: Cons's good.
Speaker 1: We love the corn.
Speaker 3: We love came Anthony. Thank you so much for your
Speaker 3: time this morning.
Speaker 2: All the best with the cleanup, and I guess we
Speaker 2: can just only encourage everyone to get around you and
Speaker 2: rally around you and support the business.
Speaker 11: I appreciate that, thanks car.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 8: I need to know that.
Speaker 9: I need to know. I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need to know what to news today to know
Speaker 1: this is just what you need to know. What you
Speaker 1: need to know with Jody and has couse, housing prizes
Speaker 1: are off their face at the minute of.
Speaker 3: Their stupid little faces.
Speaker 2: So Adelaide has smashed Sydney and Melbourne to record the
Speaker 2: greatest median price increase of any alien city over the
Speaker 2: last twenty years.
Speaker 1: Do I do this like we always want to beat
Speaker 1: Sydney and Melbourne? But sometimes it's there's some areas where
Speaker 1: it's fun to lose.
Speaker 2: Not if you're in your twenties or your thirties and
Speaker 2: you're trying to get into the housing market.
Speaker 1: It sucks.
Speaker 2: So Adelaide house prizes rose by what about this one
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy five percent between two thousand and five
Speaker 2: and twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: According to the Property Institute.
Speaker 2: So that the bad news here is that a median
Speaker 2: priced home is seven point three times.
Speaker 3: The average essay wage. So what do you reckon? What
Speaker 3: do you reckon the average house is projected to be.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take a bit of a guess and
Speaker 1: say eight hundred and twenty three thousand, six hundred and eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on just reading his shit. Oh yes, mate, eight.
Speaker 1: Hundred and twenty three thousand is just ridiculous. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: we're starting to sound like boom is here. But when
Speaker 1: I first got here in two thousand and six and
Speaker 1: I moved from Sydney, I feel like you could get
Speaker 1: it about four or five hours for eight hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, isn't it when you compare it to the
Speaker 2: Sydney market or the Melbourne market. But now it just
Speaker 2: feels like we're creeping up there, aren't we. And maybe
Speaker 2: people are realizing what an incredible state this is.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. So when I first moved here
Speaker 1: in two thousand and six, so I feel like Adelaide
Speaker 1: was so far behind everybody else. Yeah, and now everyone
Speaker 1: has realized this state is so unbelievably progressive. It's like
Speaker 1: a cool version of Melbourne. And what comes with that
Speaker 1: is popularity, and what comes with that is increased demand
Speaker 1: for houses and prices.
Speaker 2: Yes, and producing moll he's trying to get into the
Speaker 2: market at the moment. It's a bit of a mayor,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, we just missed one yesterday, which was so sad.
Speaker 12: You know when you imagine your life somewhere and you
Speaker 12: just think this is going to be perfect.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 2: Not meant to be though, not meant to be? The
Speaker 2: stars didn't the line it wasn't meant to be your
Speaker 2: house very true. So there's something better around the corner.
Speaker 12: Every inspection we go to though, there's like fifty plus
Speaker 12: people and it's all different age ranges, and it's so
Speaker 12: hard to get into the market.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stressful first time. We all trying as well. We
Speaker 1: miss so many, did you? And there was a couple
Speaker 1: where you're like we're here, We're like the last bit
Speaker 1: is and then someone just swoops into the last second.
Speaker 3: Isn't it all about timing?
Speaker 1: Though, if you want to go punch them in the face,
Speaker 1: you don't. Don't you don't act on those thoughts, but
Speaker 1: that's what you want to do.
Speaker 3: We not encourage violence at auctions.
Speaker 1: I'm actually speaking on behalf of my wife.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so I mean the good news is if
Speaker 2: you own a home, it's going to be worth a
Speaker 2: hell of a lot more.
Speaker 3: But if you are trying to get into the market,
Speaker 3: good luck, schmuck.