WEBVTT - Could You Do Your Partners Job?! 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:04.160 We got getting the Morning every day, every lazy gentleman, 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:08.760 adelaides Jody and Hazy fire works my house last night joke. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:12.039 Okay, so you two got into it in the Hayes household. 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:16.799 There was a heavy, heavy discussion about the fact. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:20.040 That Kara thinks she can do your job and you 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:21.680 in the last five minutes doing her job. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:24.720 Yes. Yes, So we had a bit of a role 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.000 reversal and sure, maybe she's this thing right now. I 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.639 think she's on the way to school. She probably saying 0:00:28.720 --> 0:00:31.040 that didn't happen. But we just sort of got into 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.280 a very very lovely conversation where I was very real lovely. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:36.400 It was lovely, it was beautiful, it was really wholesome. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.440 And I said to her, look, she said, there's no 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.360 way that she could do what I do in terms 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:42.440 of taking care of the kids. 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:43.920 Well, you couldn't. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.600 I probably agree with her. But then she said I 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.400 could do what you do, but you couldn't do what 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.599 I do. It's true, Well is it though? 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:53.720 One hundred percentury? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:55.400 So then I got defense and I said, all right, 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.680 a well then how about you jump on over from 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.160 six six to nine thirty tomorrow. See what happens there? 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.240 And then also warrant you just pop into Channel seven 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.640 give us a bit of a footy report. We've got 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.679 Tim Jinniver today as well, doing a little thing with 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.520 Tim Jinnfer on two Team Town. You just chat to 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.280 the great man for twenty minutes. What again, asked Timmy? 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.600 G what have you got? What have you got? 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.679 Here's the thing. I would walk her through this radio 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.440 show thing that would be fine, hold her hand. We 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:21.880 might have to get someone to push the buttons. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.119 And then, I mean, how hard is it to talk 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.280 smack about footy? Just let Timmy do all the talking. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.040 That's what she was saying. That's exactly what she was saying. 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.240 But you both have no faith in me whatsoever to 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:34.959 be able to take care of a seven four and 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.000 one and a half year old. No, in terms of 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:39.880 all the day to day things. No, I'd wing it. No, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.480 I'd call someone, they'd hold my hand. Surely it would. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.039 Be ice cream for breakfast. Oh my god, those kids 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.960 would run a mark. Those kids would have you bound 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:54.240 and gagged on the on the launder room floor before 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:55.120 you could blink an EyeT. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:56.320 There is no question about that. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:05.440 You know what needs to have for you. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:04.480 Nobly rarely. My wife. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:05.400 She hates it. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:07.920 I know she hates it, but I think on this 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.160 occasion we both feel a need to prove you wrong. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.880 Okay, Well, I am confident that if you try and 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.040 call her to get her on the radio, because eating 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:17.960 is quarter past eight in the morning, she won't answer 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:22.240 because she's extremely busy. So good luck, good luck, I 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.200 wouldn't be able to get on. Why do you think 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:25.000 you could get her on. 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.240 Just punching the number eight? She will take my call. 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.360 I have no question about that, because. 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.519 She won't answer. She won't answer. All right, this is 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:32.280 a little bit scary. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:34.680 We just heard how you got into it with your wife, 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:37.440 because she's saying that you would not last five minutes 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.000 at home doing what she does each and every day, 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.320 day in day out, Whereas she's like, I could be 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.880 on the telly, I could do the radio, easy, peasy. 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.520 So I said, what's that left to do? But get her. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:52.200 On the phone right now. Kara Hayes joins us. Now, 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.560 and Kara talk us through just your theory behind this, 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:59.200 that Andrew wouldn't last a second doing what you do. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.400 Will you just explain how it's even started. So Andrew 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.760 is standing in the pantry looking for snacks like a 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:08.680 five year old child. There's no Milo bars. This house 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:09.400 is a prison. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:11.079 I said, right, well, you can do the wall. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.600 Who's Smilo bars? But how old are you sending? Nine 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.600 years old? You do the wal worst order? Andrew, tomorrow, 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.679 you know what you do, the war worst order. You 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.280 can be in charge of ordering your food and cooking 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.640 the dinners this week. And he goes smug look and 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:26.040 he says, ah, want to get up at four am tomorrow. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.399 I'm like, yes, yes, I will get up at four am. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.000 I will go to radio. I will talk on the 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.200 radio for three hours and then get on with my day. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.960 And that was where it begana. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.160 Having had multiple conversations with your husband during the day. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.640 Do you know what he does? He goes for little runs. 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:44.400 He goes for little jogs, a little run. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:46.560 For an hour. I want to for an hour, and 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.920 then if he's got the afternoon off, he'll come home 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.920 at five thirty, five thirty. And any parent knows five 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.720 thirty pm might just go for like a quick three 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.840 k Yeah, no, just in fact, you what go? It 0:03:57.880 --> 0:03:58.840 will be easier if. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.000 You're wont Oh my god, are you saying it's not 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.040 a quick three k. He's saying, I'm a slow rider. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:06.840 Ah right, what I'm you don't need to What I'm 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:10.400 here is he's an absolute handbreak in your life. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:15.200 Just bless his cotton focks, right, because he's pretty easy going, 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:18.279 but almost too easy going, so much so that you 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:19.720 are a bit of a handbrake. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.840 Really, and so do you think care of you? Who 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:22.760 just had to jump on? 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.800 And let's be honest, he just jumps on the telly 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.200 for about a minute and talks a little bit of 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:27.160 crap about the football. 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:28.640 Do you think you'd be capable of doing that? 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:29.280 What is that? 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:31.000 What I said to him? Because then he put Then 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.480 he went on to say, we'll actually yeah, you've then 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.040 got to go to channel seven after that. Okay, that's fine. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.479 I'm not saying I could do what you do. It 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:40.039 is hard and I don't enjoy talking. I don't like 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:41.599 here in my own voice mountain and I'm talking on 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:43.960 the radio. But there would be people to guide me. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.920 If he's here in this house and there's a one 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.160 and a half year old throwing a tantrum, he doesn't 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.480 know that that certain tone of tantram means you've got 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.560 to put the rattling by the wiggles on and tree 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.800 of wisdom is going to fix everything. He doesn't know that, 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:55.920 and there's no one to tell him. 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:56.680 Thank you, Kara. 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:02.279 You are welcome on this program anytime or nice. 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.080 Let's get a money, Chris. Good morning to you, mate. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.960 Hey, how are we We're good? Chris, all right, you 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.560 thought so. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.680 For about thirteen years. My wife was working. Then two 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.719 years ago I got well. I was working that I 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.960 got made redundant. I was a sales rep and I 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:21.440 was traveling every two weeks. So I was away and 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.560 I wasn't with the kids, and she go and the 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.240 kids said, we wanted that to stay home. So I 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.880 stayed home, and I took over all the cooking and 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:32.640 all the housework, all the washing, dropping kids to and 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:37.000 from school and todaycare and haven't looked back since. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.480 Oh, so you're now a full time dad. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.880 Yeah, so I'm stay at home full time. So I 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.400 drop the kids off all the time, and I do 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.840 all the housework, the cooking, the cleaning. The kids won't 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.080 eat the mum's cooking anymore. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:54.880 The switcher rot. You did it too well, Chris, you 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:55.760 did it far too well. 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:56.679 Here's the key question. 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:00.440 Chris, what's easier being a stay at home dad working 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:00.960 full time? 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:04.000 Staying at home? 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:08.360 Interesting? 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.840 Well, Chris has obviously got some parenting skills, though, would 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:11.320 you lack so? 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.000 Yeah, very much, so very much? A different sounds like 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.720 a very very patient man gives a call thirteen twenty 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:21.080 four ten. Could you do your partner's job? I'd call 0:06:21.120 --> 0:06:24.880 it somewhat of a war of words between myself and 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:28.200 now my wife and Jody, who teams up beautifully with 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.359 my wife, always take her so I do. Don't you? 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.960 By the way, well one night and always right. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.360 That's probably the main reason, but I feel like even 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:37.520 if she was wrong, your team up with that. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.640 We're talking the old job swap. Do you think you 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.400 could do your partner's job better than they could? And 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.880 vice versa. Let's go to Amy from angele Val. Good morning, Amy, 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.479 good morning, Okay, we go. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.640 My husband he is a sprink leftter, so he does 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.680 the fire protection in the ceiling and I am a 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.080 stay at home mum to two boys that are two 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:03.200 and one part up. And my husband seems to think 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:04.640 that he can be a stay at home mom. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:06.080 But I think I could easily go do. 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:09.240 His job and have three breaks a day and have 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.240 all these perks that he gets and have lunch with 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:11.680 the boys. 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:12.720 I'd love to do that. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:15.720 And that's the thing, isn't it. Every time I come 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:18.840 home Amy, and I'll be like a big day, like 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.080 huge day, had to do this, this, this and this, 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:22.760 and just so that she'd be like, what'd you do 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:25.320 for lunch? So I feel like, oh, I just sort 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.320 of popped into Woolworths and got this and sort of 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.880 sat down for twenty minutes like did you did you 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:30.679 nice for something? 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:31.440 It's ridiculous. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:32.400 You don't get a break. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.800 Yeah, and you can't go to the toilet by yourself, 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:36.960 all of those things. No, Amy, you were in the 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:39.920 trenches at the moment. I remember having a all I 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:43.000 reckon a twenty month old and a newborn and just 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:46.400 thinking to myself, this is an hour by hour proposition, 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.000 like I just need to survive the next hour. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:52.320 Yeah, it's so hard. Oh well, hats off to you, Dull. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.720 But also those sprinklers not going to fit themselves right, 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.200 and I'm not going to fit themselves. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:00.880 Hannah from Paradise, Good morning, Hannah, good morning. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:01.800 How are you guys? Good? 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:02.720 What's your situation? 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.680 So my partner constantly said that I could never do 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:10.680 his job, he's a plumber, and I decided to prove 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.000 him wrong. One day I had my checks I could 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.240 be on site and went out one day and Jack 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:18.680 coming up a floor all day, and the boss came 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:19.880 out at the end of the day and said, I'd 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:21.120 done better than what his apprentices do. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:25.960 I love that you walked the war canner. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.160 Oh gosh, it's a lot of effort just to prove 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:30.120 a point there, Hannah. 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.160 Yeah, well, you know, I was a Statt home mum 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.080 at the time, and he was constantly saying that, you know, 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.920 it's not that hard. My job is so much harder 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:39.160 because he's doing physical labor all day. And I said, well, 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:40.240 let's do it. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.640 Yeah, good Honye jumped on the tools. 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.079 Howner, Hey, would you like a two hundred and fifty 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.040 dollars Marion holiday Parks don't you? 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:49.839 Yeah? Absolutely? 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.280 Yeah? 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:53.480 Or yours tell you will absolutely love it. There, it's paradise. 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.880 Thank you so much, good stuff, right, thank you to 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.840 everybody called up. And look, I think it's fair to say, 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.440 what's the conclusion here that car could do my job, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.880 but I could do her job one hundred percent okay, 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:10.959 so tomorrow, tomorrow, get ready for Chody and car. 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.800 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.959 contain how content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:18.440 see it is easily offended. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:22.439 Well, you're about to find out just how easily your father. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:27.360 He's only money, Jody and Hazy is sixty nothing. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:30.840 Indeed, it's not for the ninety six to forty. Will 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.839 straighten up after seven o'clock, Joe's let's talk about a 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.440 passion basis. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.720 Yeah, but for now you've been asking me for ages. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.480 What's Bonnie Blue up to? 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.480 Finally you've gone back at a response. It's a daily question. 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:44.880 Controversial adult entertainer Bonnie Blue was left red faced at 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:48.280 the weekend after being booted from an English Premier. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.800 League game by security. Yes so. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.840 She's previously said that she's been banned from Nottingham Forest 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.040 games as a result of a public call out to 0:09:57.120 --> 0:10:01.680 engage in sex with fans post matches. She said, this 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.400 is a direct quote from your friend, Bonnie. I put 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.640 on my socials. Hey boys, I'm going to be at 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:07.040 the game. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.000 I'd like to film with you afterwards. 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:10.920 I turn up to the football game and the gate 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.440 security was like, you are permanently banned from the ground. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.360 That's tough. I'll tell you what. It's tough to get 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.200 yourself banned from an EPL match. Those places are so 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:21.360 bloody round. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:24.320 Oh my gosh, they're actually quite frightening. Have you ever been. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:26.200 No, I've never actually been. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:30.440 Oh man, it's a hot bed of just anger, blokes 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:31.200 that are jacked up. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:32.120 It's actually quite scary. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.880 There's so many key words and what you just said, 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.920 it's a hot bed of sex. If you look at 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.800 it through the lens of Bonnie Blue. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:41.439 Bonnie Blue, I can just imagine one of these English 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:45.679 Premier League fans right just thinking why don't I run 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:51.319 it past the missus? Bonnie's here, She's made an offer 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:56.000 and just calling out, being like a love Bonnie Blues 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.400 at the ground and she said I could. 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:58.000 Have sex with her. 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.320 Yeah, I was just going to give a quick share. 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:00.640 You're right, are you right? 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.559 Fancy a point afterwards? 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.920 Is that right? I'll come straight back home to you after. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:06.920 Don't worry about that. Love. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:09.600 So it's just me and my mates, a thousand of 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.040 in mates. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:12.400 How would that go down? 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:14.960 And the missus be like, how dare you, I am 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:19.760 not shagging you. After you've been with that slag, she'd. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.680 Be like, are you taking the pest? 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:25.240 Are you taking the pest? Jones. I have some advice 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.240 for all the partners out there, and you need to 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.199 write this down. You need to do it every single 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:33.520 day because it may just increase your livespan. Studies have 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.679 revealed that men who kiss their wives before work live 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:40.320 an average of five years longer than those who didn't. 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:41.640 Oh that's nice. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:42.640 Five years longer. 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.440 So you shall affection, you get longevity one hundred percent. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.640 I feel like there's several reasons why that might be. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:51.319 Kissing has been shown to release hormones like oxytocin and dopamine, 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:55.680 which improves mood and reduces stress hormone cortisol. Regular kissing 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.520 may foster a positive attitude and a sense of connection, 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:02.320 leading to better mental and physical health. And then you're 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:07.439 physically in less danger from your partner if you kiss them. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.559 I made that last bit up, but I think that's 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.280 a safe assumption. 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:13.560 Are we talking passion here or are we just talking 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:18.640 like if you want pash, I get such a wave 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:22.920 of like beautiful emotion every time I kiss my husband goodbye. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:26.040 When I lay for work, it's not he's asleep, but 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.880 I will always go in and give him a kiss 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:29.720 on the head and say have a great day, love you, 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.160 and then it just feels so good. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.200 Right, Okay, So let me just let me just say 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:39.560 there's limits. So there's limits. I'm talking for the stock 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.400 standard person that probably goes to work at seven thirty. Yeah, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:45.120 I don't kiss your husband at quarter to four in 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:50.040 the morning when you're at your absolute worse slash stinkiest, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:52.360 well slash less kissable. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.800 Do you know what I kind of like about it? 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.760 There's nothing you can do about it. Like he's fast asleep. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:12:59.960 Like if he doesn't like me doing it, bad luck. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:00.880 I'm gonna do it anyway. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.480 Okay. So what's happening here is you're stealing all the 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:07.520 oxytocin dopamine and he is taking all of the quartersoples. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.240 So there's a there's a mismatch in hormones here. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:14.160 That's okay, that's all right. It feels nice for me 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.360 and I'll take it. What about you encourage you like 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:17.120 mac On? 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.080 Well, I can't remember last wrking maack On, to be honest, 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:22.600 but last night in the kitchen we had a little kiss. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.320 Both the kids saw it and the reaction, which we 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:30.800 thought was awesome. We got the gross you guys. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:34.200 Are sickos, but you do sort of. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.440 I think the more reaction you get out of the kids, 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.280 like we do it to provoke a reaction like this 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:42.040 is the kids got pash dad and just like grab 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:42.839 him and they're like. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:47.840 Yeah, I'm on the kids side. I'm imagine that. 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:52.840 Get a room macross. The thought of my me and 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:54.200 my husband, passion is it. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.720 I shouldn't be able to see your tongues connecting. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.280 This blew up over TikTok over the weekend. Taylor Swift 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:04.840 speech at NYU's twenty twenty two commencement, and it blew 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.880 up because people are comparing it to Donald Trump. I'll 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.800 get to that in just a moment, but in case 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.920 you missed it, Taylor's graduation speech was one of the 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.640 best of all time. It's the only grad speech you'll 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:17.439 ever need. Do you want to hear a little bit? 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.840 Here we go, and you will screw it up sometimes 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:24.480 so will I. Anyway, hard things will happen to us. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:27.480 We will recover, we will learn from it, we will 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:31.080 grow more resilient because of it, and as long as 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.960 we are fortunate enough to be breathing, we will breathe in, 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.920 breathe through, breathe deep, breathe out. I hope you know 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.760 how proud I am to share this day with you. 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:46.080 So let's just keep dancing like we're the Class of 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.120 twenty two breathing. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:54.200 Breathe out, Breathe left, breathe right, Breathe that way, Breathe 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:54.560 this way. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.720 Ken Taylor Swift, stop taking the PI double five out 0:14:57.760 --> 0:14:59.560 of one of the greatest grad speeches of all time. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:00.440 Innovated. 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:02.520 It's up there though, with a couple of others. And 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.280 what I love about these these people are trying to 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:09.160 inspire young minds, right, So have a listener to This 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:11.920 is a little montage of Steve Jobs and his famous 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.800 quote Oprah's in there, and then Will Ferrell at the end. 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.880 Have a listen, Stay hungry, stay foolish. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:19.280 Thank you all very much. Steve. 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.840 I want you to know this, remember this, there is 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:24.160 no such thing as failure. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:29.120 Failure is just life trying to move us in another direction. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:35.280 Wills love you, Class of twenty seventeen. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.480 I say the Oprah one was actually very sporting and 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:42.120 will win in a different direction. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:42.760 Here. 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.800 Who would have thought will Fare would would take the 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:50.160 FODA with five. And then we come to the current 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:54.160 president of the United States, and that is Donald Trump. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.800 So whilst all these inspirational. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:16:01.520 Figures are putting the spotlight on the young graduates coming 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:05.239 through and trying to inspire them, we have Donald addressing 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:06.760 a military college. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:07.400 Have a listen. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.440 Every cadet on the field before me should savor this morning. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:15.360 In a few moments, you'll become graduates of the most 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:19.840 elite and storied military academy and human history, and you 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:23.360 will become officers and the greatest and most powerful army 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.880 the world has ever known. And I know because I 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:30.480 rebuilt that army, and I rebuilt the military. 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.880 Donald could shift it back onto himself. 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:40.119 Oh God, you will be part of the greatest military 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.840 in the world because I did it. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:42.880 I did it. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:51.640 All you guys are awesome because of me. Ah, yes, 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:52.160 she is. 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:56.760 See you know your songs the song song song world. 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:58.160 Oh man. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.160 Okay, so this is what with Andrew Hayes. He gets 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:04.280 very obnoxious in this space. But also I know that 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.800 if you don't get this song, get the song after 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:08.720 the first ten seconds, you're not going to get it. 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:09.160 At all? 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:10.280 Oh is that right? 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.320 Well, that's what happens, whether you get it straight away 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:13.560 or you don't get it at all, that. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:15.919 Is very very trick. So your pattern and then and 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.760 then you start second guessing yourself and you're know what 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.240 the song is, but you can't get the title an 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:21.240 art which doesn't make sense. 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:23.320 I know. And for all of you sitting at home 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.080 going you feels why can't you get it right? It's 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.840 actually a lot of pressure standing in this space on. 0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.720 Okay, let's go to Colin's Wood. That's where we find Naomi. 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:37.120 Good morning, names? Can I call you names? Fantastic? All right, 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:38.680 thank you for choosing me, appreciate that. 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:40.400 Good luck Naomi. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:51.920 Also Sam from greenwith I'm sorry, I'm sorry always going. 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:52.800