Speaker 1: What about favorites to see introducing our Nick's kiss.
Speaker 2: He's an English funny man or a funny englishman.
Speaker 3: Either way, he's funny, he's English and he lives here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I just got married to an Australian. Most people swear
Speaker 2: like you wouldn't, but look at them coughing already over
Speaker 2: there blood because that's how my wife talks. Please, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. It's novel morning. That's quite an old
Speaker 2: clip that I've been married for a long time. So yeah,
Speaker 2: anyone always just got married? Can I just say I'm
Speaker 2: still more the same one? Any One thinking I've gone.
Speaker 4: Off shore and your girl dad?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 4: The girls too?
Speaker 2: Weird? Yes?
Speaker 4: What is it how the girls accent?
Speaker 2: It's weird because when we moved over they all sounded
Speaker 2: like Helen and bottom cart father. What a marvelous day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got them just in time.
Speaker 4: It was so Australian, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Can I just say it, thank you for playing Bonnie
Speaker 2: Taylor just before he was introduced, there's a there's a mashup.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect how old?
Speaker 4: What's old is new again?
Speaker 1: Wrong?
Speaker 2: Bonnie Taylor and David Getta, I know no he's a
Speaker 2: he's a he's a happening. Indeed, I believe the young
Speaker 2: people say she is an old Welsh lady.
Speaker 4: How old would Bonnie Tyler be? Now that's a google job's.
Speaker 2: Going to be in our seventies. Oh, there's a there's
Speaker 2: a quiz for everyone.
Speaker 1: How old?
Speaker 2: I reckon? She's seventy she's seventy three?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 5: Have you know?
Speaker 2: Is she still holding out for a hero?
Speaker 4: She's still holding out for a hero?
Speaker 5: She turned seventy four two months ago, so I was
Speaker 5: one off.
Speaker 4: Yes, she seventy four in June.
Speaker 2: She's still clubbing.
Speaker 4: Sorry, just he doesn't want to talk about himself.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about Bunny because she's an old
Speaker 2: Welsh woman. Did he like? Surely? David just took the
Speaker 2: track and remixed it. She's not coming in from the night,
Speaker 2: She's all right right door door, don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: I come down to be so we'll go down there
Speaker 2: be nice.
Speaker 4: Holding on for heroes, holding out.
Speaker 1: For here, watching lots on her Friday on Fridays.
Speaker 2: I mean, if she is holding out for here, she
Speaker 2: is held out for a long time. Seventy four, seventy four,
Speaker 2: seventy four, How.
Speaker 5: Old's David half half that fifty Yeah, David, that's a
Speaker 5: live Google place.
Speaker 1: Before we get to your comedy show. There is something
Speaker 1: I need to ask you.
Speaker 4: He's fifty seven?
Speaker 2: Is he good Lord? David? David good d Come into
Speaker 2: my room, Bunny, come in? Is he French?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 2: One hundred and is he French? He's French? Mapes or so? Well?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't believe how slow yip. Oh, I've been doing
Speaker 2: it longer than you, David. Oh my lord, I needs
Speaker 2: some visual dream.
Speaker 4: The one that went with.
Speaker 2: Makes Lovely Pants. No, that's Calvin Klain. I've got him confused.
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, j You're gonna like this appeared on a
Speaker 1: lot of TV shows. I just got informed you went
Speaker 1: on some show in the UK where they get a
Speaker 1: bunch of UK celebrities and throw you in the water
Speaker 1: with shut the Day.
Speaker 4: I've never ever heard of this celebrity in.
Speaker 2: Well, yes I did. Yeah, So it was one of
Speaker 2: those shows. So you know what it's like. You'll get
Speaker 2: an email manager call and go, hey, you've been off
Speaker 2: with this show and straight you read no, I am
Speaker 2: not doing that, not just and some of them they
Speaker 2: come through and you just go that's got to be
Speaker 2: a wind up, and there was, and they said, it's
Speaker 2: celebrities and they're going to teacher the scuba dive and
Speaker 2: you're gonna get in and you're gonna start with like
Speaker 2: little shark, you know, like stingrays, and then lemon sharks,
Speaker 2: then reef shocks, and then you're gonna build up until
Speaker 2: it's not in a kid like literally with hammerheads, and
Speaker 2: then the giant tigers, tiger sharks and bull sharks, and
Speaker 2: then building up, building up.
Speaker 4: But where are you in the ocean or pool like
Speaker 4: an aquarium.
Speaker 2: It was a skip. It was lit. They filled a
Speaker 2: skip full of water. They placed the celebrity into the
Speaker 2: skip was in the ocean. I'll tell you what it was.
Speaker 2: It was in the Bahamas. And I was like, what
Speaker 2: why would I want to do a celebrity shark thing?
Speaker 2: And she went, it's three weeks in the Bahamas. I'll
Speaker 2: do it. Celebrity gets eaten instead of I got bitten
Speaker 2: by a lemon shark.
Speaker 5: Lemon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like, that's not enough, it's not enough for
Speaker 2: just a little nip. I got bitten by as just
Speaker 2: a small one. It got on the back of the leg.
Speaker 2: The bump could have been worse. Well that is true.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good lord, we were in were steep water,
Speaker 2: stitches were talking. No, it was I was wearing a
Speaker 2: wet suit, so it just it didn't it didn't break
Speaker 2: the skin, but it.
Speaker 4: Was enough to That's not it was how many times
Speaker 4: have you been?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if he's gonna shot that story around
Speaker 1: that he's been bitten by shark, I think you need
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: So you're saying that if teeth, if teeth applied pressure,
Speaker 2: that's not a bit.
Speaker 1: If there's no puncture through the wet suit, I reckon,
Speaker 1: that's that's a bump, no.
Speaker 2: Puncture, not a bit. Well that's worth knowing for when
Speaker 2: you're being caught, you're in a fight in a pub.
Speaker 2: There was no puncturing, no bite. So yeah, so I
Speaker 2: went and one with these massive, these massive tiger shark would.
Speaker 4: Be Were you scared?
Speaker 2: You know what? I'm not. I wasn't because I'm an idiot. No.
Speaker 2: It was one of those things where no, it's just
Speaker 2: it was it was really exciting.
Speaker 4: And then are you scared of anything?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like not us, it's just general not people. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: If I had been diving and there had been a
Speaker 2: bloke down there with a knife, just you know that.
Speaker 2: You know those guys that you say wobbling around.
Speaker 3: We are in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I never put them.
Speaker 2: In the Yeah, or if I was, say, I was
Speaker 2: the caretaker at a local tobacconists in Melbourne. Scared there
Speaker 2: but sharks, sharks. It was amazing and it turns out
Speaker 2: it turns out that sharks are massively misunderstood and they're
Speaker 2: really important.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Look, I think you could do the shark game
Speaker 5: in the Bahamas, but I don't think you could be
Speaker 5: doing it here in Australia.
Speaker 4: Aggressive, great ones we've got.
Speaker 2: I want to do it here. I want to Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did you say that guy yesterday that got Yeah, that
Speaker 5: would if it had got his wet suit, Well wouldn't.
Speaker 2: That's not a I would hardly recommend it. Not getting
Speaker 2: bitten swimming Swimming with the.
Speaker 4: Sharks shows on September six.
Speaker 2: Yes, it is at the Palais beautiful just up here
Speaker 2: in St Kilda. What I would argue in my top
Speaker 2: five best rooms for comedy in the world. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: not too big.
Speaker 1: Like for comedy rooms, you know how sometimes intimate like
Speaker 1: intimate venues are perfect.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's it's just the sounds of me
Speaker 2: is in. It's not too big, not too small, it's perfect.
Speaker 3: What's your five ross live venue in the world.
Speaker 2: In the world, I would sort of, I would say
Speaker 2: that's probably there's probably about five that are all kind
Speaker 2: of inter changeable. Poladium, Olympia and Dublin here. Yeah, probably there.
Speaker 2: The audience yeah, oh absolutely no, seriously, this is and
Speaker 2: it's a Melbourne audience as well.
Speaker 4: So Ariustlian audience is better, yeah, said.
Speaker 2: You know what, Australian audiences are incredibly laid back. But
Speaker 2: at the same time, so like some places you go to,
Speaker 2: you'll get an audience that's sort of like London for example.
Speaker 2: They're up for it once they're there, but it's so
Speaker 2: it's such a nightmare getting anywhere.
Speaker 3: On the right and they're in a good mood when
Speaker 3: they get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it takes about so about the first ten
Speaker 2: minutes you can see people sort of like they're ringing
Speaker 2: out there sort of stuff. You know. Well, I did
Speaker 2: a gig once and it was so the heat of
Speaker 2: the audience and the theater and then because everyone had
Speaker 2: got wet, there was steam coming off the audience.
Speaker 1: Look like you said, a smar machine.
Speaker 2: Or doing a gig in a sauna.
Speaker 3: There are So I'm hosting a yeah a conference today.
Speaker 3: It's the National Finance Broker's Day.
Speaker 4: Doesn't that sound at.
Speaker 3: The MCG anything I should run with for that type
Speaker 3: of audience. As an opening, I.
Speaker 2: Think you should be honest and good evening everybody. I'm
Speaker 2: here for the money. Let's let's be honest.
Speaker 1: That'll appreciate it.
Speaker 2: No one's doing that for the love of it.
Speaker 1: Noble's playing Palais Theater September six. You can get your
Speaker 1: tickets through ticket Master. Ross is always good to say mate,
Speaker 1: thanks for comedy.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me, and I'll be back with a
Speaker 2: remix with David but just an old Welsh woman we
Speaker 2: look forward to. If there's any old Welsh woman who
Speaker 2: live in Melbourne who want to come to the Palais,
Speaker 2: I'll get you on and you can remix one of
Speaker 2: my jokes.
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