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Speaker 1: Addie, how do you feel after a night out? The

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Speaker 1: bar's just closed. You go to the local kebab shop,

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Speaker 1: there's fifty people in line, and he asks you what

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Speaker 2: I feel like a stimulator, timulator.

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Speaker 3: Made. I'm surprised you had that memory.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the best memories of going out, even

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Speaker 1: though I don't do it anymore. It's also like fresh

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Speaker 1: air that there's normal lights. Yeah, and you're just like

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Speaker 1: looking at this meat mixed kebbab please, chicken, salad, cheese, okay, good,

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Speaker 1: garlic and barbecue.

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Speaker 2: You don't even know what you're getting. You just like,

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Speaker 2: I just want it.

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Speaker 1: And then you go and you stand on the curb

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Speaker 1: for about five minutes and you go back and you're.

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Speaker 4: Like muscle memory takes over a yeah, and he's like,

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Speaker 4: don't worries coming the amount of money they make it

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Speaker 4: two ams, insaying, oh, probably worth being open.

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Speaker 3: Hey fucking alrighty, So what are we starting with?

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Speaker 2: Ted?

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Speaker 1: Eight?

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Speaker 2: We're starting with what are we gonna call it?

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Speaker 3: My face?

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Speaker 2: When my face?

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Speaker 3: And this is a viral meme at the moment, I

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Speaker 3: think it's.

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Speaker 2: A sesame scene Sesame street.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, character, Yeah, and we're gonna have for any visual watches.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be right here. So maybe just switch

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Speaker 1: on to you know what we're talking about, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then switch back.

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Speaker 3: To the audio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you go back to the audita. But is

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Speaker 1: it Sesame Street or it's whatever Kermit the Frog is from.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, I feel like Kermit the Frog is

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Speaker 3: Is that not a part of Sesame Street?

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. Oh we'll find out.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure someone let us know.

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Speaker 2: Yea in the comments, Ah John when to go first? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: So we have to imagine the face of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a frowning face for anyone who's driving

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Speaker 1: looks like they've just been told that they It looks

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Speaker 1: like someone that thinks they got away with shitting their pants.

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Speaker 2: But someone goes I have footage of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's actually a good one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 1: My face when I call him from a blocked number

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Speaker 1: and he answers on the first ring and addresses me

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Speaker 1: by my first name.

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Speaker 3: That's full like stalking thing.

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Speaker 1: My face when I'm getting ready for work at six

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Speaker 1: am because I was too shy to dance on TikTok

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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty. Facts, bro, dude, every single person relates

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Speaker 2: And now no one's dancing on TikTok anymore.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: And they're all rich and they were all rich as fuck.

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Speaker 1: All the people that were dancing on TikTok riches. Fuck,

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Speaker 1: they have reality TV shows there. They're out here just

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Speaker 1: doing versace, runway walk some shit. They all started a

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Speaker 2: We can't really talk, I mean no, but we didn't

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Speaker 2: start VA dancing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, give a little bit of the first trap.

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Speaker 1: I remember one time, our friend Tyler Park, we were

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Speaker 1: This would have been about six months before we started

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Speaker 1: Some cringe video comes up on TikTok and Tyler goes,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, honestly, I can't. I can't at

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Speaker 2: least I have morals. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, your face when your mom leaves you at the

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Speaker 3: Oh that is relatable. I remember as a kid.

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Speaker 1: The stress of it. It's used to being those days.

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Speaker 1: It still has like the conveyor belt and it's going up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't happen as much anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's when every single place had, like every single place

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Speaker 1: And I want to say the stress level was of

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Speaker 2: You'd be like no, no, no, please, no. She leaves

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Speaker 1: But also when she goes I forgot it's something, go

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Speaker 2: To a run up and down every like how am

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Speaker 3: I come here to get a free chocolate mump.

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Speaker 1: My local grocery shop used to give a free cookies

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Speaker 2: Second, really yes in Canada, Yes, I was gonna say,

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Speaker 2: Here my face went.

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Speaker 1: You mispronounce a word in front of your mates and

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Speaker 2: Of your life. There's nothing more infuriating than that in

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Speaker 3: Look at my face right now. It's happened to me.

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Speaker 1: You ever like be in you're you're in a group

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Speaker 2: A good one, and then you stutter and everyone goes,

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Speaker 3: But it's starting in front of your fans, mispronouncing.

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Speaker 2: A word, an argument with your missus and you start.

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Speaker 1: Yeah time, I'm just like, ah, you've won, like talking

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm going to do another one. My face.

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Speaker 1: When my girlfriend wins an argument and I can't tell

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Speaker 2: I'm like, where's the line? Where's the line here? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I guess you're right. I don't even know what

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Speaker 2: I just don't want to fight my face.

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Speaker 1: When I was training a new hire and I saw

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Speaker 1: But she was actually having a seizure. Okay, that's so

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Speaker 2: I'm not laughing at the seizure.

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Speaker 1: I'm not happy that the person has I'm laughing at

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Speaker 1: as I'm hitturing this little muppet guy.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: What makes this funny is you picture him doing it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my face. When I call my mom and she

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Speaker 2: But her job is literally just to be there for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mom? You call you mum and she doesn't answer, and

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Speaker 3: What about this is relatable?

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Speaker 1: You call your no, your mum or your dad call

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they threw their phone into the water

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Speaker 1: they put their phone down and then they's just they

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Speaker 1: don't even know how to put the ringer on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: My face when the homeless guy asked me for cash

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Speaker 1: and I told him I didn't have any, and he

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Speaker 2: And it says low key, he was kind of right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know any can just get some homeless people

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Speaker 1: must be hating that it's going into like a contactless society.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, imagine that's the flashless world. Imagine they start

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Speaker 1: getting like those little little square, little tap machines. At

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Speaker 1: our barber, he has an app on his phone where

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Speaker 1: you can tap his phone. Yeah, you don't even have

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Speaker 1: to tap the separate thing. But people aren't going to

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Speaker 1: It's like a good hustle, but you don't think it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I would never. I would never tap that.

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Speaker 2: I would never tap that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we know, we know, we're card I didn't even

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Speaker 1: clock that. A okay, my face went. My best friend

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Speaker 2: I'm so killed. Yeah, I am so guilty.

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Speaker 3: It's the worst feeling too. When you send it you're like,

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Speaker 3: oh shit, I haven't watched.

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Speaker 1: Their past twelve You're like, nah, they haven't, And you

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Speaker 1: stroll up to swich You're like, fuck, I'm in the wrong,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and you can't delete it.

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Speaker 2: You know, they're just gonna be like already say you that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the ultimate fuck you to your friendship.

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Speaker 2: Oh so true.

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Speaker 1: Minor like super perked mine Aunt Broadspectr minor like individual

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Speaker 1: experiences that I just thought were funny. My male eighth

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Speaker 1: grade teacher's face after I walked into class and told

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Speaker 1: him I was queaping all morning and that's why I

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Speaker 1: was late. I thought quif meant throw up and I

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Speaker 1: was sick that day. Just to confirm queathing is a

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Speaker 1: flatulence out of the vagina, a fat sound out of

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Speaker 1: a vagina, and it's not fun. Yeah, no, it just

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Speaker 1: doesn't stink. Imagine doing that. That's such a like, my mom,

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Speaker 1: don't do that to my kid. We can fuck with

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Speaker 1: our kids, maybe.

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Speaker 3: Well scar them.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that you would give your kid the

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Speaker 2: best sense of humor?

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Speaker 3: Maybe or scar them.

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Speaker 2: You do your kid, and we won't do mine. And

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Speaker 2: if you want to, Mike is going to be mad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think I got one more my face. When

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Speaker 1: I was nine and my sister stole my barbie, so

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Speaker 1: look like me, It's because you're adopted and your parents

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about your TikTok page.

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Speaker 1: come to you for that. No one else, Jake. Think

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Speaker 1: Paul Prime? Damn? I was hoping for brutal and savage?

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Speaker 1: This is what's the most brutal and savage thing you've

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Speaker 2: Bull and brutal?

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Speaker 3: A bull is brutal? Yeah, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: A bull like you can write him in and they

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess what goes before brutal? To be fair? Okay,

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Speaker 3: What do you say? Shit?

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Speaker 2: Bullshit?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Good? Are you insane?

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about the actual animal bullshit? And I

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Speaker 1: But I see where you came from. I see where

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I couldn't hear that, dude. I could not.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, pardon the pun, you're already into deep

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, man, I couldn't. I've It's never happened to me.

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Speaker 1: But no, no, you know what I will say. Have

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say like like that's too much?

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Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.

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Speaker 2: Even your biggest accomplishment is just proof that failure runs

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Speaker 3: They took brutal and took it literally, yeah, full brutal.

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Speaker 3: You've served your purpose?

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Speaker 1: You can leave now, Oh I'll get you an I

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Speaker 3: That is so good, all right?

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Speaker 2: Or you just say I ordered you an uber. If

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Speaker 3: Hey yeah, fuck it?

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Speaker 2: Why not? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It would be so fun too, and like make sure

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Speaker 1: I didn't want people to know that you were here,

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Speaker 2: You're you're trying to be me.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want you?

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Speaker 2: When he asks, it's Emily.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, what is the most brutal and savage thing

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Speaker 1: dramatic than you are. No, I don't like that one.

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Speaker 2: You know co fucking don't talk down about your own gender, girl.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said

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Speaker 1: to a man? You look like you can't parallel park?

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Speaker 1: What the yours are so good?

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Speaker 2: Bro? That? Oh that hurts so bad.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 1: But you can't be saying that the amount of failed

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Speaker 1: I have a ute? People like justify that I can't

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Speaker 1: parallel park? It looks like it's hard. It's the exact

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Speaker 1: same fair fair, he cheated, and I said, your existence

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Speaker 1: really says not everyone has a purpose in life.

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Speaker 2: Oh, your's like really hurt? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Fuck your wants a like actual brutal mina.

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Speaker 3: I can't play for me.

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Speaker 2: I know I just had brutal ones.

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Speaker 2: You right now. Ah Fu, Where.

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Speaker 1: Do I finish my series? I've got two seasons left

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Speaker 1: and then I'll hit you up A right good, that's

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Speaker 1: another I finish my series. Fuck, we're feeding everyone there.

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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever sent

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Speaker 1: to a man? I got sent a dick pic and

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Speaker 1: I replied with, Wow, I've used tampons bigger than that.

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Speaker 3: Good word.

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Speaker 1: That's a good I've never understood. We've talked about it before.

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Speaker 1: Why man, just send dick pics?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's stupid, It's an ugly thing, and like, what

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Speaker 2: do you want back? Like nudes? What do you expect?

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Speaker 2: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said

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Speaker 3: Your mum was right about you?

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Speaker 2: What'd you say? I'd be like, tell me what she said.

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Speaker 2: He's a cheating Tell me what she.

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Speaker 3: Said he's a cheaterh.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's my last one.

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Speaker 1: What's the most brutal and savage thing you've ever said

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Speaker 1: So I said, Yeah, you're expiring anyway. Oh that's good,

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Speaker 1: that's savage.

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Speaker 3: That is good. You're like milk, You're only good for

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Speaker 3: a week.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Fuck, my last one is probably the best one.

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Speaker 1: Gonna mic drop after this, I'm going to claim the mic.

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Speaker 3: Champ?

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Speaker 2: Stop, oh stop.

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Speaker 1: There's ammunition for everyone listening. Cham Let's get onto the

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Speaker 1: next segment.

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Speaker 2: Champ. Okay, guys, we all know growing up, growing up,

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Speaker 2: we all.

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Speaker 1: Know two people like this, or maybe we still know

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Speaker 1: two people like this, and it's two people that really

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Speaker 1: Everyone been in this relationship, Yes, us included. It gets

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So what we're gonna call this is quote two

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Speaker 2: Yes. Number one, No, I swear. It's not like that.

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Speaker 3: I swear.

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Speaker 2: I swear. Just trust me.

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Speaker 3: It's always said like that.

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Speaker 2: I swear. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The amount of ours on the end, it dictates that

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Speaker 1: indicates sorry that it is like that. You could say,

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Speaker 3: We're just friends.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hate that one.

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Speaker 3: We're just friends.

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Speaker 2: We're just friends, We're just friends. No, you're fucking not.

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Speaker 3: No you're not.

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Speaker 2: I see the way you look at each other. Yea

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Speaker 2: quote two people that obviously like each other but won't

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Speaker 2: admit it. Oh my god, No, he's actually so annoying.

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Speaker 3: You got the little like twang down pack day.

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Speaker 1: Quote two people that obviously like each other but won't

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Speaker 1: you been my whole life? Fuck?

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Speaker 2: That is so good? Oh where have you? I just

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Speaker 2: I wish I could be with someone like you.

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Speaker 3: That's what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 1: Quote two people that obviously like each other but won't

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Speaker 2: This is what a guy would say. Just because we

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Speaker 2: grow up.

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Speaker 3: I've got one similar Yeah, we faced them every night.

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Speaker 3: What of it?

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Speaker 1: I did that when I was a kid with a

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Speaker 3: How do you think I came up with that?

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Speaker 2: One?

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Speaker 3: Was thinking about you.

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Speaker 2: Quote two people that obviously like each other but won't

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Speaker 2: admit it. What am I not allowed to have friends. Now.

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Speaker 1: That is a classic one liner that should be on

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Speaker 1: a shirt, that should be on.

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 1: Two people that obviously like each other and won't admit it.

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Speaker 1: They have the best banter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they just try and claim that they just have

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Speaker 2: good banter.

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Speaker 3: They're the best banter.

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Speaker 1: You like him, they've good pillow talk to her. Quote

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Speaker 1: Two people that obviously like each other but won't admit it.

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Speaker 1: No way, don't like them.

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Speaker 2: Besides, they aren't even into me anyway.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they don't even into me anyway. Always deflect, Always deflect.

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Speaker 1: Deflecting shows so much about a person. Okay, this is

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Speaker 1: my last one. Can you ask me?

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Speaker 2: That's right? So what's so and so doing tonight?

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Speaker 3: Why am I supposed to know?

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Speaker 2: Fuck, that's a good one. Why are you asking me

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Speaker 2: like i'd know?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you guys were. What's the assumption I

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Speaker 2: thought you guys were.

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Speaker 3: What's the assumption we faced.

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Speaker 2: Up every night? You guys always thought I thought you were.

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Speaker 3: She has the best banter. But we're just friends. Really,

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Speaker 3: Stop trying to label.

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Speaker 5: Us, Stop trying to label. Oh that's a good one. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm done. Alrighty that was stimulated guys, we love it.

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Speaker 3: It's a good laugh. As always there