WEBVTT - We've Discovered Hayesy's Superpower & It's Blown Us Away

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<v Speaker 1>We got get morning every day day, Gentleman Adelaides.

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<v Speaker 2>So I read about this time yesterday. We discovered a

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<v Speaker 2>really unique ability, and that is Joe. You can tell

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<v Speaker 2>you in terms of A listers and celebrities which ones

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<v Speaker 2>have had affairs and specifically with who.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have this ridiculous ability to retain information about

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<v Speaker 3>high profile A list affairs. It's not going to save humanity.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a superpower that's going to get me anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>But a superpower nonetheless.

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<v Speaker 2>Tested you yesterday you went six from six Ellen Nordegren Woods.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he cheated on her with multiple women. Some of

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<v Speaker 3>them were nightclub hostesses. One was Rachel you could tell,

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<v Speaker 3>another one was I reckon Jamie Grubbs. He left a

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<v Speaker 3>voicemail on her phone saying, Hey, my wife's going to

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<v Speaker 3>call you. She's been through my phone and I just

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<v Speaker 3>need you to lie for me and delete the number.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be huge. I think his words were huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I've just got here. He cheated with more than

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<v Speaker 2>one woman on It feels good to be a champion,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it really does.

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<v Speaker 3>And so on the back of that, we thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>surely Hazy's got a superpower and then it occurred to me,

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<v Speaker 3>you do you do? I have thrown football is names

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<v Speaker 3>at you before, and you have this inatability to either

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<v Speaker 3>say A what their number is or B how many games?

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<v Speaker 4>They played? Am I correct?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think it stems from the fact that I

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<v Speaker 2>really wanted to be football so bad but never got there,

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<v Speaker 2>so I would focus my attention on people who made it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So are we doing this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon we are.

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<v Speaker 2>This is concerning from the producers that brought you Jody

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<v Speaker 2>and Hazy celebrity cheating scandal.

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<v Speaker 5>Quiz Come is the next to be?

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<v Speaker 6>Quiz?

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<v Speaker 7>Jody and Hazy portant close legends games playing career quiz.

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<v Speaker 2>Because rolls off the tongue leader doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't a bit of feedback for producer Black, just

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<v Speaker 3>a tiny bit wordy.

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<v Speaker 4>We were saying, I'm intro but that's okay, which is

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<v Speaker 4>it's charm. Yeah, here we are, okay? Are you ready? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So I have got we're going to go one for

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<v Speaker 3>one here, I've got four Crows players. Producer Flag over there,

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<v Speaker 3>it's got three port Adelaide players. They're all legends of

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<v Speaker 3>the game. Do you know Andrew Hayes, how many games

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<v Speaker 3>they played.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you ready? Yes, I am going to kick us

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<v Speaker 4>off with an easy one.

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<v Speaker 3>Mark Rasootot otherwise known as Mark ru Rashuto.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an easy one, isn't It's a round and twelve

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<v Speaker 2>g for the multiple all Astroli? What eight time? Allusti?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Your believable Saints. Thanks for that absolute piece of candy

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<v Speaker 2>to kick off.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go, one from one, doing yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, all right, hit me again? Next round, place produce

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<v Speaker 2>a flak.

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<v Speaker 4>You're up with a port Adelaide legend.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's go Former captain dom CASISI.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. I'm gonna say, two hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty eight games. Oh my god, beautiful man as well, gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely sensational person.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a mortgage broken now he looks after all the

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<v Speaker 3>audience finances.

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<v Speaker 4>O god, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. So you need somebody you can trust

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<v Speaker 2>with your money? Go to Donkey Sez.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, you're ready for Crow's legend number two.

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<v Speaker 2>Nigel Smart, Nigel Smart, let's go two hundred and seventy

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<v Speaker 2>eight games.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, I remember my kid's birthday played by footballs us.

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<v Speaker 2>Incredible, what a superpower?

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<v Speaker 6>All right, I only get you on this one current

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<v Speaker 6>legend going around one more time, Travis Boke.

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<v Speaker 2>Travis Boke, come on, hit me with something easy. Three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventy one games. Oh my god, yes, he's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of Can I save you some time as well?

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<v Speaker 2>That's one hundred games ahead of his good mate Robbie

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<v Speaker 2>Gray on two hundred and seventy one.

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<v Speaker 6>No, what I's gonna have to change players, Robbie. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>give me a second imber removing Robbie Gray, putting someone

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<v Speaker 6>else in?

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<v Speaker 4>What you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Hash? Okay, I'm going to hit you with my third

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<v Speaker 3>Crow's legend, Andrew McLeod.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew McLeod to see. I always wanted Andrew McLoud to

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<v Speaker 2>go one more season to get to the magical three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and fifty game milest time, but his knee just

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let it, so we had to finish on three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and forty games. Believable. Who amazing?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we go.

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<v Speaker 6>I've replaced Robbie Gray and I've got you on this button.

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<v Speaker 6>I've absolutely got you.

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<v Speaker 2>He's an a legend.

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<v Speaker 6>Not total games, but total games for Port Adelaide, please,

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<v Speaker 6>Gavin wanganeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's funny should say that's the gav And Wagon.

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<v Speaker 2>And of course played one hundred and seventy three games

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<v Speaker 2>for Eston, which means he played one hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven games for Port Adelaide. That takes us to a

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<v Speaker 2>total of three hundred games. Is it, flak, You're a

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<v Speaker 2>freak of You are a freak of nature. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even tie my own shoelaces.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Okay, are you ready this? There is no

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<v Speaker 4>way known on earth that you will know this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Really not so much a chross legend, but a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of crowd favorite. I'm going to say, Wayne, you know

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<v Speaker 3>this is fun Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, because I was obsessed with the Weed, so I

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<v Speaker 2>know this off the top of my head. That's sixty

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<v Speaker 2>eight games. That is amazing. The Weed played sixty eight games.

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<v Speaker 2>He had the impact of someone who played three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty. Yes, such was his popularity.

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<v Speaker 4>Because every time you touched them all.

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<v Speaker 6>Who Jody, that is an amazing superpower.

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<v Speaker 3>Stand corrected, because I thought you were an absolute.

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<v Speaker 2>Your father's money, Jody. It is nothing. Each and every

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<v Speaker 2>morning we get this stuff out of our system. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit risque, it's a bit blue. Before we straighten

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<v Speaker 2>up after seven o'cliss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, before we have to be real responsible adult, setting

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<v Speaker 3>an example for the children.

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<v Speaker 2>But in the meantime a headline that I really connect

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<v Speaker 2>with for some reason, and it is just absolutely flawed.

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<v Speaker 2>Me a woman from Surrey who was born with two

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<v Speaker 2>that's right, I said, two vaginas, has explained how hundreds

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<v Speaker 2>of men she has been with have never noticed. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a headline. That's a really, really eye popping headline.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a real solid headline in the business. When that

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<v Speaker 3>went to what we call the sub editor and I've

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<v Speaker 3>looked at it and gone, no, I need to change that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine, just the way it is perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's a tension grabbing. Annie Charlotte was just sixteen

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<v Speaker 2>when she found out she had two uteruses, two cervixes,

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<v Speaker 2>and two vagina canals due to a rare condition called uterus.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's dal delphis. Sure have you heard of

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<v Speaker 2>this kitdition?

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<v Speaker 5>Never?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I just say it with confidence of the

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<v Speaker 2>find She claims her reproductive system is implicated in her

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<v Speaker 2>body pasts just shared one set of overs together. It happens,

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<v Speaker 2>she was initially devastated by the diagnosis, with there being

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<v Speaker 2>a complete uncertainty whether she can have children or not.

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<v Speaker 2>But now the twenty six year old is embracing her

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<v Speaker 2>body and has monetized herself via guess what, only fans.

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<v Speaker 2>He's only fans a game.

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<v Speaker 4>Chamie, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like everyone with anything peculiar can go to make money.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, she said, I get weird requests all

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<v Speaker 2>the time. I one time sold a bottle of my

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<v Speaker 2>bath water because this guy was like, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>have like two vagina bath water. Okay, I'll press this again,

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<v Speaker 2>give me some money. I'll give you the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't clap that. Under any circumstances. You've got a

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<v Speaker 3>man requesting two vagina bathwater, don't clap.

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<v Speaker 2>It, she said. None of them ever know. I've had

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<v Speaker 2>experiences where I've told them, by the way, I have

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<v Speaker 2>two vaginas, and they're like what. There have been times

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<v Speaker 2>where I've been laid on my bed with my legs

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<v Speaker 2>in the air as they inspected me and they still

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<v Speaker 2>didn't notice. I'll tell you why they didn't notice. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's hundreds of men. By the way. She said that

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<v Speaker 2>herself is because women, and I understand why always insist

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<v Speaker 2>on special cuddles with the lights completely off.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, it's not always not when you're with a

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<v Speaker 3>partner who you know and love, and.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then maybe your relationship it's Greg who wants to

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<v Speaker 2>turn the lights off because maybe he's self conscious. Oh maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what it's all about.

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<v Speaker 7>That.

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<v Speaker 3>It just blows my mind completely that men could have

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<v Speaker 3>relations with a woman and not realize that there are

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<v Speaker 3>two vaginas.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you say to me, we need directions, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>We need directions. We need directions for one vagina, and

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<v Speaker 2>especially when the lights turn off, Like would you let

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<v Speaker 2>me drive you somewhere with no lights on in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the night. Yeah? Yeah, I wouldn't get you

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<v Speaker 2>to the destination, would I?

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<v Speaker 4>Which way would you go? By the way when you

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<v Speaker 4>hit the fork in the road, left or right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I don't know which way to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what I would do. I'd probably end

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<v Speaker 2>up going down the wrong road and then all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden run on a dirt road. And that's not

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<v Speaker 2>even on Google Maps. All right, let's get up, let's

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<v Speaker 2>talk phone etiquette. So Julie Lambert Burnette. She's from the

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney School of Protocol. She has revealed the most annoying

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<v Speaker 2>phone habits ranked. Okay, I'm gonna take you through my

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<v Speaker 2>top five. Go on, and not my top five. This

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<v Speaker 2>is her top five, because I feel like there's a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of these things that you'll hear and you'll be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my gosh, my partner does that, and even I

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<v Speaker 2>know that I do several of these things and it

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<v Speaker 2>frustrates the hell out of my wife. Not in the

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<v Speaker 2>top five, but a very worthy mention. Number nine, overly

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<v Speaker 2>loud phone conversations. I knew this would fire you up.

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<v Speaker 2>Struct off.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, there is a special place in hell for people

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<v Speaker 3>who have conversations on speaker and it happened yesterday in Chebo.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just a guy just sitting there, just having the

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<v Speaker 3>loudest conversation. And I will death stare you. I can

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<v Speaker 3>guarantee you. I will stare you. Do you do something

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<v Speaker 3>about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But he's so entrenched in the conversation he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that you're looking at it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the thing. People are so oblivious.

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<v Speaker 3>And what about those people who watch something who watched

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<v Speaker 3>their programs without headphones in a public space? Is it

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<v Speaker 3>one guy at the gym who will be on the

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<v Speaker 3>stepper and who will watch a series? Watching it like

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<v Speaker 3>as loud as you like, Like where are you headphones?

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<v Speaker 2>Grow up?

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<v Speaker 4>Grow up?

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<v Speaker 2>Goodness sake, it's twenty twenty four. Grow up.

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<v Speaker 4>But also, I don't want to hear conversations.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got no interest in you talking to Auntie Marge

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<v Speaker 3>about what you're having for Christmas lunch.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoaeer? Sorry about that? Ladies and gentlemen really hit a

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<v Speaker 2>nerve here. Dad's an absolute coprience for this, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dad thing. There's as a bloke on Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>called will Give. He's a comedian. It's very very funny,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is his little skit on Dad's answering the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what mate, the weather's been pretty good. The last

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<v Speaker 2>couple sorry is good?

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<v Speaker 5>Eye might.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, a couple of things going about what happens happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a different generation where for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>it's entrenched in your brain. That's these mobile phone things.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you better speak up?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But the only thing wrong with that skin is he

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<v Speaker 3>says Saturday. Most it's I know, go saurday, No A

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<v Speaker 3>in Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Another worthy mentioned to this one. It's not in the

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<v Speaker 2>top five. It's something I'm very guilty of, if you

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<v Speaker 2>can ask my wife car being glued to the fund.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I don't even know what I'm looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just there. I'm scrolling. Sometimes I'm I'm scrolling a

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<v Speaker 2>lock screen.

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<v Speaker 4>How annoying is it too?

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<v Speaker 3>When you go to bed and you know you have

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<v Speaker 3>to go to sleep, you know you have to get

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<v Speaker 3>up early, but you just find yourself mindlessly scrolling.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, go sleep. You know what you should be doing,

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<v Speaker 4>but you just don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Unerent just forced to have it all right? Top five.

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<v Speaker 2>Number five using phones at the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, annoying kids do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolute should never happen kids. Number four phone calls at

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<v Speaker 2>inappropriate times. Yeah, put it on flight mote. Just silence it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Gives me is that the fire up?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, doctor's office. Don't make a phone call when you're

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<v Speaker 7>waiting in the doctor's office. We're all sitting there waiting.

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<v Speaker 7>It's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're about to get some news that's really going

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<v Speaker 2>to embarrass you. You don't need to hear someone's in

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate phone call.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, someone's walking past with a little cup of

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<v Speaker 7>urine and you're on the phone to Aunt Marche.

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<v Speaker 4>You know it's inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Very we Yeah, distracts you, knocks the cup of urine,

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<v Speaker 2>bang opens up on your face. Disaster, That's how it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Number three constantly checking notifications.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh don't you turn yours off? Well, otherwise your phone

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<v Speaker 3>would constantly be pinging.

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<v Speaker 2>You're clearly getting more notifications than maybe mind doesn't been

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<v Speaker 2>very often.

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<v Speaker 3>When I notify you that I have text, you will

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<v Speaker 3>just promptly ignore that for about six hours.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good by me. Is that I'm trying to live

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<v Speaker 2>in the moment. Yeah, it's great, very honest.

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<v Speaker 3>With you, and I'll be like, okay, that's a very

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<v Speaker 3>very large spell on the toilet because it's been several hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, again, just living in the moment. Okay, So can

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<v Speaker 2>all up getting some me time? Number two Taking too

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<v Speaker 2>many photos?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, this don't even start me on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I looking at you ladies?

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<v Speaker 7>Not me?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't you take too many photos.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't take most of my cameralls of you two.

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<v Speaker 2>You're taking a photo right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's potentially into friendships for me, Like when you go

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<v Speaker 3>out with people, want to do is take photos.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't be bothered with this anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's the number one you're ready. The number one

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<v Speaker 2>most annoying phone habit is texting during conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>You did that?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me? You both do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Do I do that? Specfully?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? I do not do that?

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<v Speaker 4>Take this.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a lovely, little wholesome competition that isn't too serious,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get competitive very much. It's called Battle of the Bangers.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything that I said is opposite.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly. I can't I didn't bring my glasses today.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the score? I just can't read the white board

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<v Speaker 4>it says Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>Says Jody twenty two, It says hazy eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, thank you, appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that you can see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, actually, I've got no problem with distance. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the up close stuff and the boards on the other

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<v Speaker 3>side of the room, so yeah, I could see.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all right. Let me explain it to you. Battle

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<v Speaker 2>of the Dangers ya. Basically, you choose your music and

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<v Speaker 2>we go buy a bit of a theme. We put

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<v Speaker 2>it out there. You've got a vote on Instagram at

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<v Speaker 2>Jodey and Hazy. Then each and every Friday we reveal

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<v Speaker 2>the winning song and we'll play it for you. And

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<v Speaker 2>like you said, it's a competition. You leave by four tough,

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<v Speaker 2>tough for me to come back from here. When there's

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<v Speaker 2>three weeks to go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's you know, we might make it interesting and do

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<v Speaker 3>double points to last week.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you're willing to do that. That's how confident you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, because I know what good music is. Apparently

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<v Speaker 3>you sort of struggle in this space anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Farther on eighty two.

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<v Speaker 3>The theme for this week I can reveal is Black

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<v Speaker 3>Friday sales.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you want to go first?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Would you like me to go first? Usually you

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<v Speaker 2>go first. That's okay, okay, Well, mine makes sense because

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<v Speaker 2>if the theme is shopping, it's in the title Baby

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<v Speaker 2>the Lollipop Stay stop. That's right, someone's jealous of my

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<v Speaker 2>song candy Shop fifty cent.

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty sure I had that not so long ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure you mum with it. There's been a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of studies, yes, and internal investigations happening behind the scenes. Yep, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so that is my song.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, just for one week.

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<v Speaker 3>I would really enjoy it if you did the Battle

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<v Speaker 3>of the Banger's work by yourself and you didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>to enlist an army of five people behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, produce a flak Can you confirm? This

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<v Speaker 2>just came to me, didn't it. I just quite random

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<v Speaker 2>and said, oh my gosh, candy shop, I've got it,

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. I don't want to get in between

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<v Speaker 2>you two. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a bit first normally a side with him

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<v Speaker 3>just like that in the blink of an eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, crail. That's how intimidating you are in this shop.

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<v Speaker 2>You're happy about that. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 6>Jodi texted me her run like the explanation of why

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<v Speaker 6>it's her song, and it's pretty strong.

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<v Speaker 4>Jade's okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Bullied him into going into.

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<v Speaker 4>Bat three, bullied him now have I Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>It takes through your.

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<v Speaker 4>Song there, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's an artist called Blue Cantrell and she wrote

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<v Speaker 3>a song and it was about the fact that she'd

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<v Speaker 3>been cheated on and so what do you do when

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<v Speaker 3>you get cheated?

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<v Speaker 5>On.

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<v Speaker 3>You take the credit card and you rack up so

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<v Speaker 3>much money on that credit card. You take your friends

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<v Speaker 3>shopping on this occasion, it's solely in Mia. She's grabbed them,

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<v Speaker 3>she's jumped in the car, she's gone to the shops,

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<v Speaker 3>and she spent a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 4>Blue Cantrell Hit him Up Style.

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<v Speaker 5>Go Okay, good song, Get be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Spaced out about six seconds into that explanation. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>a good song. It's a good song. That's right telling

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<v Speaker 2>about a credit card.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's the lyrics, right, Okay, this is if you

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<v Speaker 3>mess up your guard to hit him up?

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<v Speaker 4>What if your man gun?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>What does buck world mean? By the way back?

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<v Speaker 3>While?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's when you get absolutely crazy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a good song. It's a good song.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit him Up Style, Blue Cantrell versus fifty cent candy Shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, we've already started. Oh, we've already started. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a little lead. I'll take that freezer right there.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what's so funny about that? Oh we've

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<v Speaker 3>already started. If you hadn't been losing, you would have

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<v Speaker 3>cut up rough about the fact that.

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<v Speaker 4>We've already started.

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<v Speaker 2>You did right, it would baby, because I like to win. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think we can all agree on that. That's completely fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page cast your

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<v Speaker 3>vote for what do you want to hear tomorrow morning?

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<v Speaker 3>I will say this if a man has ever done

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<v Speaker 3>you wrong and you've wanted to take him to the

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<v Speaker 3>cleaners with the credit card both my songbook, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will say this, if you're either a woman or you respect,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to do that again. It didn't work last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Just vote, Hey, you vote for my song. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>pretty song, all right, give you something to feel good about.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know now. I need to know. I

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<v Speaker 4>need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know what news today to know.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what you need to know. You know what

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<v Speaker 4>you need to know. With Jody and.

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<v Speaker 2>Hazy, spellers sometimes struggle with basic words, and we also

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<v Speaker 2>have a fascination of it sometimes lighting things on fire.

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<v Speaker 4>Jase, this is really we were talking about this off

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<v Speaker 4>here before.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the young teenage boys fascination with fire?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I went through it. You just

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<v Speaker 2>want to light stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Up because there has been a teen in court charge

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<v Speaker 3>with burning, causing nine hundred thousand dollars damage to his

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<v Speaker 3>two story beach house at gul Was South.

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<v Speaker 4>So what he tried to do is set a light

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<v Speaker 4>a golf club.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't know why I'm about saying. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>be careful for the words I use here. I understand

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<v Speaker 2>the fascination when you're young, I'm burning things, But why

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<v Speaker 2>club do you?

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<v Speaker 3>Because that's there's certainly not a girl thing. I can

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<v Speaker 3>say that with my hand in my heart.

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<v Speaker 2>But unless he's got a really old school golf club

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<v Speaker 2>where you got the wooden heads, like you're not catching

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<v Speaker 2>the light, champion? What did you're on their muscles? Burn

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<v Speaker 2>something else?

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<v Speaker 3>Ever, try and set things a light when you were

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<v Speaker 3>a young boy.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you it's up there. So we lived on

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<v Speaker 2>the farm, and I reckon it's from the Simpsons where.

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<v Speaker 2>But got a hold of some cherry bombs and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Oh, build my own cherry bombs, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>use the case of a for a kind of surprise

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<v Speaker 2>for the out of shell. So I soaked it in

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<v Speaker 2>petrol and I put little bits of paper in there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to light it up with like a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a few chair bomb yeah, homemade cherry bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was doing this in front of the petrol bowser.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a petrol bowser with a big giant take

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<v Speaker 2>of fuel for all the machinery and everything, and one

0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:02.040
<v Speaker 2>of the workers were there. I came sprinting down. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the hell are you doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm making a cherry bomb. But so

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<v Speaker 2>then he explained in really simple terms, you light that

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<v Speaker 2>up and then that lights up and boom, boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>We all say bye bye. Yeah, And I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all agree not to tell Dad.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just love that Deirdre Hayes has gone here

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<v Speaker 3>have a king to surprise Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>You've been such a good little boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see cherry bomb on Sunday, Jodes. Yes, that's when

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<v Speaker 2>their Advent calendar purchases. That's when we start.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we spoke a little bit about this yesterday in

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<v Speaker 3>the Naughty at six forty because there are a variety

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<v Speaker 3>of Advent calendars, not just for children now, because we

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<v Speaker 3>picked up our four dollar cabri once from Cole's the

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<v Speaker 3>other day for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Children's so it's so small. Yeah, it's such a small

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<v Speaker 2>piece of chocolate that they absolutely froth. They're like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, I can't believe we get this little piece

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<v Speaker 2>of chocolate. They've literally consumed like one point two killers

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<v Speaker 2>of other lollies throughout the day. Yes, but this is

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<v Speaker 2>the absolute price piece.

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<v Speaker 4>And is anyone else's kids doing thirteen days in one?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Mind's just skip ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>They skip ahead?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they cheat.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that. Well, they don't skip ahead. You

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<v Speaker 2>can miss adaine and have two on the on the

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<v Speaker 2>day that okay, suits?

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<v Speaker 4>May I don't tell you how to parent?

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<v Speaker 2>Well I should have you got any tips?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So there is a list of top ten

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<v Speaker 3>advent calendars for adults.

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<v Speaker 4>Should I run through a couple, Yes, we didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Number ten is the Moon and Stone Crystal Advent Calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>For all the wou woo's out there. Isn't that fun?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a bit of crystal healing.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't I don't say that in a derogatory way.

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<v Speaker 3>I love woo woo stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds pretty derogatory, it's not, if not so for

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<v Speaker 2>all the people who see things a little bit differently.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well not differently.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just people who believe in healing and energy and

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<v Speaker 3>something greater than Andrew Hayes in the universe.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know the natural paths? Is that offensive?

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<v Speaker 3>Not meaning to be offensive, but then I would suggest

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<v Speaker 3>you stop talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that the power of healing through alternative sources?

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<v Speaker 5>Eh?

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<v Speaker 2>We go?

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming at number eight, there's a Murray's Cheese twelve Days

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<v Speaker 3>of Cheese calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>That obviously needs to be kept in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, clearly.

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<v Speaker 3>Number six in Good Taste Wine Advent Calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that one. That's good. Obviously different varieties of wine.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we mixing whites and reds?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Fourteen reds, seven whites and three Rose's. That looks fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Number five the Harry Potter Holiday Magic Official Advent Calendar.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I did, sorry the risk it a.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you're such a nerd? Why are you so nerd?

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, remind me to give producer like a massive wedgie

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<v Speaker 2>after the show. Nerd put that.

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<v Speaker 4>He's our resident millhouse, isn't it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Number four These are Doors of Death Delights Advent calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's all the paperweights and things that you put it.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd like that, you'd be into that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a Whiskey Advent calendar at number three like.

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<v Speaker 2>That one as well. That'd be fun in moderation, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming in number two is the Love Honey Womanizer Advent Calendar.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the one we spoke about.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, say twenty one kids in cars and move on.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's number one, the Tingle Touch Advent Calendar

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<v Speaker 3>for covers.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? What is that meaning?

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<v Speaker 3>Designed to spark intimacy and add playfulness to any relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>That's all I will say about that.

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<v Speaker 2>For kids and cats that mum and dad are getting

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<v Speaker 2>along really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Mum and dad like to have kisses on the cheek

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<v Speaker 3>every now and then. It just encourages that sort of behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>What the door, Mama, Dad, what's going on here? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten? Have you got an Advent calendar

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<v Speaker 2>that isn't you know? Traditional chocolate?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 2>Because the other thing that produce fat you were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about was the the Haigu's Luxury Advent Calendar. This makes

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<v Speaker 2>news every year.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't I've never met anyone who's bought one, but

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<v Speaker 6>for one thy two hundred and ninety dollars, you can

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<v Speaker 6>have the special edition Haigue's Luxury Advent Calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want the Peppermint Frog every day in December. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>something better than the Haig's Peppermint Frog.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty good. Watch bulk chocolate getting for that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one point two kilo's worth of chocolate. It's and

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<v Speaker 2>it's luxury. Yeah yeah, as it says in the title.

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<v Speaker 3>Also guaranteed to have your bikini ready by New Year's Jodi.

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<v Speaker 7>And Hazes Hot Dads of Adelaide calendar. If the calendar

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<v Speaker 7>that will be on every wall, walk back of the

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<v Speaker 7>toilet door in Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>The hot things dads do that, aren't you? Traditional hot things?

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<v Speaker 2>These men of South Australia need to be immortalized. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>are you thinking what I'm thinking? Mix three two one.

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<v Speaker 7>Calendar celebrating the normal man of Adelaide doing hot things?

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<v Speaker 2>You talking about Greg?

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<v Speaker 4>The man loves an Excel spreadsheet.

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<v Speaker 3>He basically takes our life and he plumps it into

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<v Speaker 3>those little squares.

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<v Speaker 4>And God, I love it so much because it's just

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<v Speaker 4>him taking control, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's it.

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<v Speaker 7>And we wanted to know what made our man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hot Dads of first contestant Artie cooking in the kitchen shirtless.

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<v Speaker 3>Lisa has nominated her partner Brett. Lisa says, when he

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<v Speaker 3>flies back in from work in his high Viz uniform

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<v Speaker 3>and picks up our daughter for that first cuddle, he's

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<v Speaker 3>old dad. Vi, you have written amazing cook, always cooks

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<v Speaker 3>even after a twelve hour day, looks.

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<v Speaker 4>After his family. I know I'm very lucky. Jake.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you've been nominated by your friend Melodies from Melody,

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<v Speaker 3>single Dad and super Dad, mastershire plant whisperer, fitness pro

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<v Speaker 3>and role model to two awesome boys.

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<v Speaker 7>You've probably put a little bit of mail on you.

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<v Speaker 7>But the best reason to buy the Hot Dads of

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<v Speaker 7>Adelaide calendar for twenty twenty five is the proceeds are

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<v Speaker 7>helping Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 4>QUI joining us in the studio now with Dande Maria

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<v Speaker 4>good that be here.

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<v Speaker 8>But this is a new appeal we launched in September

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<v Speaker 8>called the Advertiser Foundation Kids Appeal. We help kids and

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<v Speaker 8>youth charities of South Australia. Kicked Out for Kids is

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<v Speaker 8>one of them. They do some great stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>The Breakaston Schools program.

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<v Speaker 8>Can't kickstart House Foundation Kids in Paladin of Care, and

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<v Speaker 8>there's so many kids and youth charities out there we

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<v Speaker 8>want to support over the year.

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<v Speaker 7>We have so many hot Dads of Adelaide, but there

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<v Speaker 7>was one well known mind we needed to get Channel

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<v Speaker 7>nine sports presenter and all around hot dad, Tommy Wren.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like to get at least one sort of celebrity.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what.

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<v Speaker 4>My mind goes immediately to the great Tom Ra.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, here I am.

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<v Speaker 7>And the Hot Dads of Adelaide calendar. Wouldn't you complete

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<v Speaker 7>without one of the hottest dads we know who took

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<v Speaker 7>a little bit of I'm twisting Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 4>If I put to you, Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you be happy to be our hot Dad's of

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<v Speaker 3>Adelaide December representative.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, yes, although it was a struggle to find exactly

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<v Speaker 7>what it was that made him hot.

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<v Speaker 2>That's something I didn't see it coming, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>You know who else didn't see it coming? Your wife, Kara.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Carra, morning guy.

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<v Speaker 6>There is one thing that you actually do do really well,

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<v Speaker 6>the glad wrapping leftovers.

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<v Speaker 7>You do it like it's tight and it's put together

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<v Speaker 7>really well, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Youth have the role to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, to be honest with that's all.

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<v Speaker 7>I can come up with.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a very, very lucky lady. I see out my

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<v Speaker 2>blessings every day that have you enter my post child.

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<v Speaker 7>Support the Advertiser Kids of You and get the Hot

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<v Speaker 7>Days of Adelaide on your wall with Jodie Hayesy's Hot

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<v Speaker 7>of Adelaide twenty five calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. I've said it before, or so once again,

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<v Speaker 2>Cara has what a lucky lady. Lucky really lucky lady.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, imagine getting aroused by you blood wrapping lift.

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<v Speaker 2>You should see. It's quite a work of art when

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>It, I can imagine it'd be so meticulous in this space. Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>if you'd like to get your hands on the Hot

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<v Speaker 3>Dad's of Adelaide calendar, it is going on sale next

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<v Speaker 3>week and we are partnering with the Advertiser Foundation Kids

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<v Speaker 3>Appeal as you've just heard there, and all proceeds from

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<v Speaker 3>the calendars will go to that appeal. They do wonderful

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<v Speaker 3>work raising money and awareness to help kids in need

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<v Speaker 3>in essays. So for more information on what this amazing

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<v Speaker 3>foundation does, go to Kids Appeal dot com dot a you.

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<v Speaker 4>Next week it is happening exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>How you can buy it next week? And can I

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<v Speaker 2>just say, maybe you're sitting on the edge of be like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh should I buy this thing? Mister June? It was

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<v Speaker 2>Tom Wren. Oh my gosh, it is worth the fee

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<v Speaker 2>by itself.

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<v Speaker 3>Two words, smaller it's words. I know it's one word,

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<v Speaker 3>I got two.

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<v Speaker 2>How about I got two words for your sexy barista?

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<v Speaker 2>How does that work for you? Doesn't Tom Wren play

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<v Speaker 2>that role absolutely beautifully? Who saw that coming?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he holding a strategically places coffee cup?

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe he didn't