Speaker 1: We got get morning every day day, Gentleman Adelaides.
Speaker 2: So I read about this time yesterday. We discovered a
Speaker 2: really unique ability, and that is Joe. You can tell
Speaker 2: you in terms of A listers and celebrities which ones
Speaker 2: have had affairs and specifically with who.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have this ridiculous ability to retain information about
Speaker 3: high profile A list affairs. It's not going to save humanity.
Speaker 3: It's not a superpower that's going to get me anywhere.
Speaker 3: But a superpower nonetheless.
Speaker 2: Tested you yesterday you went six from six Ellen Nordegren Woods.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he cheated on her with multiple women. Some of
Speaker 3: them were nightclub hostesses. One was Rachel you could tell,
Speaker 3: another one was I reckon Jamie Grubbs. He left a
Speaker 3: voicemail on her phone saying, Hey, my wife's going to
Speaker 3: call you. She's been through my phone and I just
Speaker 3: need you to lie for me and delete the number.
Speaker 4: That would be huge. I think his words were huge.
Speaker 2: Think I've just got here. He cheated with more than
Speaker 2: one woman on It feels good to be a champion,
Speaker 2: doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 3: And so on the back of that, we thought, oh,
Speaker 3: surely Hazy's got a superpower and then it occurred to me,
Speaker 3: you do you do? I have thrown football is names
Speaker 3: at you before, and you have this inatability to either
Speaker 3: say A what their number is or B how many games?
Speaker 4: They played? Am I correct?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it stems from the fact that I
Speaker 2: really wanted to be football so bad but never got there,
Speaker 2: so I would focus my attention on people who made it. Okay,
Speaker 2: So are we doing this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I reckon we are.
Speaker 2: This is concerning from the producers that brought you Jody
Speaker 2: and Hazy celebrity cheating scandal.
Speaker 5: Quiz Come is the next to be?
Speaker 6: Quiz?
Speaker 7: Jody and Hazy portant close legends games playing career quiz.
Speaker 2: Because rolls off the tongue leader doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't a bit of feedback for producer Black, just
Speaker 3: a tiny bit wordy.
Speaker 4: We were saying, I'm intro but that's okay, which is
Speaker 4: it's charm. Yeah, here we are, okay? Are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 3: So I have got we're going to go one for
Speaker 3: one here, I've got four Crows players. Producer Flag over there,
Speaker 3: it's got three port Adelaide players. They're all legends of
Speaker 3: the game. Do you know Andrew Hayes, how many games
Speaker 3: they played.
Speaker 4: Are you ready? Yes, I am going to kick us
Speaker 4: off with an easy one.
Speaker 3: Mark Rasootot otherwise known as Mark ru Rashuto.
Speaker 2: That's an easy one, isn't It's a round and twelve
Speaker 2: g for the multiple all Astroli? What eight time? Allusti?
Speaker 7: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Your believable Saints. Thanks for that absolute piece of candy
Speaker 2: to kick off.
Speaker 4: There we go, one from one, doing yourself?
Speaker 2: Sorry, all right, hit me again? Next round, place produce
Speaker 2: a flak.
Speaker 4: You're up with a port Adelaide legend.
Speaker 6: Let's go Former captain dom CASISI.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I'm gonna say, two hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty eight games. Oh my god, beautiful man as well, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: absolutely sensational person.
Speaker 3: He's a mortgage broken now he looks after all the
Speaker 3: audience finances.
Speaker 4: O god, there you go.
Speaker 2: There you go. So you need somebody you can trust
Speaker 2: with your money? Go to Donkey Sez.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, you're ready for Crow's legend number two.
Speaker 2: Nigel Smart, Nigel Smart, let's go two hundred and seventy
Speaker 2: eight games.
Speaker 1: Shut up, I remember my kid's birthday played by footballs us.
Speaker 2: Incredible, what a superpower?
Speaker 6: All right, I only get you on this one current
Speaker 6: legend going around one more time, Travis Boke.
Speaker 2: Travis Boke, come on, hit me with something easy. Three
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy one games. Oh my god, yes, he's
Speaker 2: kind of Can I save you some time as well?
Speaker 2: That's one hundred games ahead of his good mate Robbie
Speaker 2: Gray on two hundred and seventy one.
Speaker 6: No, what I's gonna have to change players, Robbie. Okay,
Speaker 6: give me a second imber removing Robbie Gray, putting someone
Speaker 6: else in?
Speaker 4: What you doing?
Speaker 3: Hash? Okay, I'm going to hit you with my third
Speaker 3: Crow's legend, Andrew McLeod.
Speaker 2: Andrew McLeod to see. I always wanted Andrew McLoud to
Speaker 2: go one more season to get to the magical three
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty game milest time, but his knee just
Speaker 2: wouldn't let it, so we had to finish on three
Speaker 2: hundred and forty games. Believable. Who amazing?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: All right, we go.
Speaker 6: I've replaced Robbie Gray and I've got you on this button.
Speaker 6: I've absolutely got you.
Speaker 2: He's an a legend.
Speaker 6: Not total games, but total games for Port Adelaide, please,
Speaker 6: Gavin wanganeen.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's funny should say that's the gav And Wagon.
Speaker 2: And of course played one hundred and seventy three games
Speaker 2: for Eston, which means he played one hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: seven games for Port Adelaide. That takes us to a
Speaker 2: total of three hundred games. Is it, flak, You're a
Speaker 2: freak of You are a freak of nature. Okay, but
Speaker 2: I can't even tie my own shoelaces.
Speaker 4: All right, Okay, are you ready this? There is no
Speaker 4: way known on earth that you will know this one.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
Speaker 3: Really not so much a chross legend, but a bit
Speaker 3: of crowd favorite. I'm going to say, Wayne, you know
Speaker 3: this is fun Why?
Speaker 2: Oh, because I was obsessed with the Weed, so I
Speaker 2: know this off the top of my head. That's sixty
Speaker 2: eight games. That is amazing. The Weed played sixty eight games.
Speaker 2: He had the impact of someone who played three hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty. Yes, such was his popularity.
Speaker 4: Because every time you touched them all.
Speaker 6: Who Jody, that is an amazing superpower.
Speaker 3: Stand corrected, because I thought you were an absolute.
Speaker 2: Your father's money, Jody. It is nothing. Each and every
Speaker 2: morning we get this stuff out of our system. It's
Speaker 2: a bit risque, it's a bit blue. Before we straighten
Speaker 2: up after seven o'cliss.
Speaker 3: Yeah, before we have to be real responsible adult, setting
Speaker 3: an example for the children.
Speaker 2: But in the meantime a headline that I really connect
Speaker 2: with for some reason, and it is just absolutely flawed.
Speaker 2: Me a woman from Surrey who was born with two
Speaker 2: that's right, I said, two vaginas, has explained how hundreds
Speaker 2: of men she has been with have never noticed. That's
Speaker 2: a headline. That's a really, really eye popping headline.
Speaker 3: Is a real solid headline in the business. When that
Speaker 3: went to what we call the sub editor and I've
Speaker 3: looked at it and gone, no, I need to change that.
Speaker 3: That's fine, just the way it is perfect.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's a tension grabbing. Annie Charlotte was just sixteen
Speaker 2: when she found out she had two uteruses, two cervixes,
Speaker 2: and two vagina canals due to a rare condition called uterus.
Speaker 2: I think it's dal delphis. Sure have you heard of
Speaker 2: this kitdition?
Speaker 5: Never?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I just say it with confidence of the
Speaker 2: find She claims her reproductive system is implicated in her
Speaker 2: body pasts just shared one set of overs together. It happens,
Speaker 2: she was initially devastated by the diagnosis, with there being
Speaker 2: a complete uncertainty whether she can have children or not.
Speaker 2: But now the twenty six year old is embracing her
Speaker 2: body and has monetized herself via guess what, only fans.
Speaker 2: He's only fans a game.
Speaker 4: Chamie, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's like everyone with anything peculiar can go to make money.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she said, I get weird requests all
Speaker 2: the time. I one time sold a bottle of my
Speaker 2: bath water because this guy was like, I want to
Speaker 2: have like two vagina bath water. Okay, I'll press this again,
Speaker 2: give me some money. I'll give you the water.
Speaker 3: Please don't clap that. Under any circumstances. You've got a
Speaker 3: man requesting two vagina bathwater, don't clap.
Speaker 2: It, she said. None of them ever know. I've had
Speaker 2: experiences where I've told them, by the way, I have
Speaker 2: two vaginas, and they're like what. There have been times
Speaker 2: where I've been laid on my bed with my legs
Speaker 2: in the air as they inspected me and they still
Speaker 2: didn't notice. I'll tell you why they didn't notice. And
Speaker 2: that's hundreds of men. By the way. She said that
Speaker 2: herself is because women, and I understand why always insist
Speaker 2: on special cuddles with the lights completely off.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not always not when you're with a
Speaker 3: partner who you know and love, and.
Speaker 4: That's fine, right.
Speaker 2: Well, then maybe your relationship it's Greg who wants to
Speaker 2: turn the lights off because maybe he's self conscious. Oh maybe,
Speaker 2: I think that's what it's all about.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 3: It just blows my mind completely that men could have
Speaker 3: relations with a woman and not realize that there are
Speaker 3: two vaginas.
Speaker 4: What did you say to me, we need directions, Yes.
Speaker 2: We need directions. We need directions for one vagina, and
Speaker 2: especially when the lights turn off, Like would you let
Speaker 2: me drive you somewhere with no lights on in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night. Yeah? Yeah, I wouldn't get you
Speaker 2: to the destination, would I?
Speaker 4: Which way would you go? By the way when you
Speaker 4: hit the fork in the road, left or right?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't know which way to go.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I would do. I'd probably end
Speaker 2: up going down the wrong road and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden run on a dirt road. And that's not
Speaker 2: even on Google Maps. All right, let's get up, let's
Speaker 2: talk phone etiquette. So Julie Lambert Burnette. She's from the
Speaker 2: Sydney School of Protocol. She has revealed the most annoying
Speaker 2: phone habits ranked. Okay, I'm gonna take you through my
Speaker 2: top five. Go on, and not my top five. This
Speaker 2: is her top five, because I feel like there's a
Speaker 2: lot of these things that you'll hear and you'll be like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, my partner does that, and even I
Speaker 2: know that I do several of these things and it
Speaker 2: frustrates the hell out of my wife. Not in the
Speaker 2: top five, but a very worthy mention. Number nine, overly
Speaker 2: loud phone conversations. I knew this would fire you up.
Speaker 2: Struct off.
Speaker 3: Okay, there is a special place in hell for people
Speaker 3: who have conversations on speaker and it happened yesterday in Chebo.
Speaker 3: She's just a guy just sitting there, just having the
Speaker 3: loudest conversation. And I will death stare you. I can
Speaker 3: guarantee you. I will stare you. Do you do something
Speaker 3: about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But he's so entrenched in the conversation he doesn't
Speaker 2: know that you're looking at it.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. People are so oblivious.
Speaker 3: And what about those people who watch something who watched
Speaker 3: their programs without headphones in a public space? Is it
Speaker 3: one guy at the gym who will be on the
Speaker 3: stepper and who will watch a series? Watching it like
Speaker 3: as loud as you like, Like where are you headphones?
Speaker 2: Grow up?
Speaker 4: Grow up?
Speaker 2: Goodness sake, it's twenty twenty four. Grow up.
Speaker 4: But also, I don't want to hear conversations.
Speaker 3: I've got no interest in you talking to Auntie Marge
Speaker 3: about what you're having for Christmas lunch.
Speaker 4: I don't give it.
Speaker 2: Whoaeer? Sorry about that? Ladies and gentlemen really hit a
Speaker 2: nerve here. Dad's an absolute coprience for this, aren't they.
Speaker 2: It's a dad thing. There's as a bloke on Instagram
Speaker 2: called will Give. He's a comedian. It's very very funny,
Speaker 2: and this is his little skit on Dad's answering the phone.
Speaker 2: Oh what mate, the weather's been pretty good. The last
Speaker 2: couple sorry is good?
Speaker 5: Eye might.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a couple of things going about what happens happens.
Speaker 2: I think it's a different generation where for some reason,
Speaker 2: it's entrenched in your brain. That's these mobile phone things.
Speaker 2: Oh you better speak up?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: But the only thing wrong with that skin is he
Speaker 3: says Saturday. Most it's I know, go saurday, No A
Speaker 3: in Saturday.
Speaker 2: Another worthy mentioned to this one. It's not in the
Speaker 2: top five. It's something I'm very guilty of, if you
Speaker 2: can ask my wife car being glued to the fund.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: It's just there. I'm scrolling. Sometimes I'm I'm scrolling a
Speaker 2: lock screen.
Speaker 4: How annoying is it too?
Speaker 3: When you go to bed and you know you have
Speaker 3: to go to sleep, you know you have to get
Speaker 3: up early, but you just find yourself mindlessly scrolling.
Speaker 4: You're like, go sleep. You know what you should be doing,
Speaker 4: but you just don't do it.
Speaker 2: Unerent just forced to have it all right? Top five.
Speaker 2: Number five using phones at the dinner table.
Speaker 4: Yep, annoying kids do that.
Speaker 2: Absolute should never happen kids. Number four phone calls at
Speaker 2: inappropriate times. Yeah, put it on flight mote. Just silence it.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Gives me is that the fire up?
Speaker 7: Yeah, doctor's office. Don't make a phone call when you're
Speaker 7: waiting in the doctor's office. We're all sitting there waiting.
Speaker 7: It's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate time.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're about to get some news that's really going
Speaker 2: to embarrass you. You don't need to hear someone's in
Speaker 2: appropriate phone call.
Speaker 7: You know, someone's walking past with a little cup of
Speaker 7: urine and you're on the phone to Aunt Marche.
Speaker 4: You know it's inappropriate.
Speaker 2: Very we Yeah, distracts you, knocks the cup of urine,
Speaker 2: bang opens up on your face. Disaster, That's how it goes.
Speaker 2: Number three constantly checking notifications.
Speaker 3: Oh don't you turn yours off? Well, otherwise your phone
Speaker 3: would constantly be pinging.
Speaker 2: You're clearly getting more notifications than maybe mind doesn't been
Speaker 2: very often.
Speaker 3: When I notify you that I have text, you will
Speaker 3: just promptly ignore that for about six hours.
Speaker 2: It's good by me. Is that I'm trying to live
Speaker 2: in the moment. Yeah, it's great, very honest.
Speaker 3: With you, and I'll be like, okay, that's a very
Speaker 3: very large spell on the toilet because it's been several hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, again, just living in the moment. Okay, So can
Speaker 2: all up getting some me time? Number two Taking too
Speaker 2: many photos?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this don't even start me on this.
Speaker 2: Am I looking at you ladies?
Speaker 7: Not me?
Speaker 2: No? I don't you take too many photos.
Speaker 7: I don't take most of my cameralls of you two.
Speaker 2: You're taking a photo right now.
Speaker 3: It's potentially into friendships for me, Like when you go
Speaker 3: out with people, want to do is take photos.
Speaker 4: I can't be bothered with this anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the number one you're ready. The number one
Speaker 2: most annoying phone habit is texting during conversation.
Speaker 4: You did that?
Speaker 2: Excuse me? You both do that?
Speaker 4: Do I do that? Specfully?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I do not do that?
Speaker 4: Take this.
Speaker 2: Just a lovely, little wholesome competition that isn't too serious,
Speaker 2: doesn't get competitive very much. It's called Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 2: Everything that I said is opposite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I can't I didn't bring my glasses today.
Speaker 4: What's the score? I just can't read the white board
Speaker 4: it says Jody.
Speaker 2: Says Jody twenty two, It says hazy eighteen.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 2: I think that you can see it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, actually, I've got no problem with distance. It's
Speaker 3: the up close stuff and the boards on the other
Speaker 3: side of the room, so yeah, I could see.
Speaker 2: It's all right. Let me explain it to you. Battle
Speaker 2: of the Dangers ya. Basically, you choose your music and
Speaker 2: we go buy a bit of a theme. We put
Speaker 2: it out there. You've got a vote on Instagram at
Speaker 2: Jodey and Hazy. Then each and every Friday we reveal
Speaker 2: the winning song and we'll play it for you. And
Speaker 2: like you said, it's a competition. You leave by four tough,
Speaker 2: tough for me to come back from here. When there's
Speaker 2: three weeks to go.
Speaker 3: It's you know, we might make it interesting and do
Speaker 3: double points to last week.
Speaker 4: Maybe we'll see.
Speaker 2: Really you're willing to do that. That's how confident you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I know what good music is. Apparently
Speaker 3: you sort of struggle in this space anyway.
Speaker 2: Farther on eighty two.
Speaker 3: The theme for this week I can reveal is Black
Speaker 3: Friday sales.
Speaker 4: Okay, you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Sure? Would you like me to go first? Usually you
Speaker 2: go first. That's okay, okay, Well, mine makes sense because
Speaker 2: if the theme is shopping, it's in the title Baby
Speaker 2: the Lollipop Stay stop. That's right, someone's jealous of my
Speaker 2: song candy Shop fifty cent.
Speaker 4: Pretty sure I had that not so long ago.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you mum with it. There's been a
Speaker 2: lot of studies, yes, and internal investigations happening behind the scenes. Yep, okay,
Speaker 2: so that is my song.
Speaker 4: I mean, just for one week.
Speaker 3: I would really enjoy it if you did the Battle
Speaker 3: of the Banger's work by yourself and you didn't have
Speaker 3: to enlist an army of five people behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, produce a flak Can you confirm? This
Speaker 2: just came to me, didn't it. I just quite random
Speaker 2: and said, oh my gosh, candy shop, I've got it,
Speaker 2: I think so. I don't want to get in between
Speaker 2: you two. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a bit first normally a side with him
Speaker 3: just like that in the blink of an eye.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, crail. That's how intimidating you are in this shop.
Speaker 2: You're happy about that. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: Jodi texted me her run like the explanation of why
Speaker 6: it's her song, and it's pretty strong.
Speaker 4: Jade's okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: There you go. Bullied him into going into.
Speaker 4: Bat three, bullied him now have I Okay?
Speaker 2: It takes through your.
Speaker 4: Song there, Okay.
Speaker 3: So there's an artist called Blue Cantrell and she wrote
Speaker 3: a song and it was about the fact that she'd
Speaker 3: been cheated on and so what do you do when
Speaker 3: you get cheated?
Speaker 5: On.
Speaker 3: You take the credit card and you rack up so
Speaker 3: much money on that credit card. You take your friends
Speaker 3: shopping on this occasion, it's solely in Mia. She's grabbed them,
Speaker 3: she's jumped in the car, she's gone to the shops,
Speaker 3: and she spent a lot of money.
Speaker 4: Blue Cantrell Hit him Up Style.
Speaker 5: Go Okay, good song, Get be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Spaced out about six seconds into that explanation. But it's
Speaker 2: a good song. It's a good song. That's right telling
Speaker 2: about a credit card.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the lyrics, right, Okay, this is if you
Speaker 3: mess up your guard to hit him up?
Speaker 4: What if your man gun?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: What does buck world mean? By the way back?
Speaker 3: While?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's when you get absolutely crazy. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a good song. It's a good song.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Hit him Up Style, Blue Cantrell versus fifty cent candy Shop.
Speaker 2: Hang on, we've already started. Oh, we've already started. I've
Speaker 2: got a little lead. I'll take that freezer right there.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: Do you know what's so funny about that? Oh we've
Speaker 3: already started. If you hadn't been losing, you would have
Speaker 3: cut up rough about the fact that.
Speaker 4: We've already started.
Speaker 2: You did right, it would baby, because I like to win. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think we can all agree on that. That's completely fine.
Speaker 3: Jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page cast your
Speaker 3: vote for what do you want to hear tomorrow morning?
Speaker 3: I will say this if a man has ever done
Speaker 3: you wrong and you've wanted to take him to the
Speaker 3: cleaners with the credit card both my songbook, I.
Speaker 2: Will say this, if you're either a woman or you respect,
Speaker 2: I'm going to do that again. It didn't work last time.
Speaker 2: Just vote, Hey, you vote for my song. It's a
Speaker 2: pretty song, all right, give you something to feel good about.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 4: I need to know now. I need to know. I
Speaker 4: need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know what news today to know.
Speaker 4: This is what you need to know. You know what
Speaker 4: you need to know. With Jody and.
Speaker 2: Hazy, spellers sometimes struggle with basic words, and we also
Speaker 2: have a fascination of it sometimes lighting things on fire.
Speaker 4: Jase, this is really we were talking about this off
Speaker 4: here before.
Speaker 3: What is the young teenage boys fascination with fire?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: I don't know why I went through it. You just
Speaker 2: want to light stuff.
Speaker 3: Up because there has been a teen in court charge
Speaker 3: with burning, causing nine hundred thousand dollars damage to his
Speaker 3: two story beach house at gul Was South.
Speaker 4: So what he tried to do is set a light
Speaker 4: a golf club.
Speaker 2: See, I don't know why I'm about saying. I gotta
Speaker 2: be careful for the words I use here. I understand
Speaker 2: the fascination when you're young, I'm burning things, But why
Speaker 2: club do you?
Speaker 3: Because that's there's certainly not a girl thing. I can
Speaker 3: say that with my hand in my heart.
Speaker 2: But unless he's got a really old school golf club
Speaker 2: where you got the wooden heads, like you're not catching
Speaker 2: the light, champion? What did you're on their muscles? Burn
Speaker 2: something else?
Speaker 3: Ever, try and set things a light when you were
Speaker 3: a young boy.
Speaker 2: I told you it's up there. So we lived on
Speaker 2: the farm, and I reckon it's from the Simpsons where.
Speaker 2: But got a hold of some cherry bombs and I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, build my own cherry bombs, and I'll
Speaker 2: use the case of a for a kind of surprise
Speaker 2: for the out of shell. So I soaked it in
Speaker 2: petrol and I put little bits of paper in there,
Speaker 2: and I went to light it up with like a
Speaker 2: bit of a few chair bomb yeah, homemade cherry bomb.
Speaker 2: And I was doing this in front of the petrol bowser.
Speaker 2: This is a petrol bowser with a big giant take
Speaker 2: of fuel for all the machinery and everything, and one
Speaker 2: of the workers were there. I came sprinting down. He's like,
Speaker 2: what the hell are you doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm making a cherry bomb. But so
Speaker 2: then he explained in really simple terms, you light that
Speaker 2: up and then that lights up and boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2: We all say bye bye. Yeah, And I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: it's all agree not to tell Dad.
Speaker 3: And I just love that Deirdre Hayes has gone here
Speaker 3: have a king to surprise Andrew.
Speaker 4: You've been such a good little boy.
Speaker 2: Let's see cherry bomb on Sunday, Jodes. Yes, that's when
Speaker 2: their Advent calendar purchases. That's when we start.
Speaker 3: Yes, we spoke a little bit about this yesterday in
Speaker 3: the Naughty at six forty because there are a variety
Speaker 3: of Advent calendars, not just for children now, because we
Speaker 3: picked up our four dollar cabri once from Cole's the
Speaker 3: other day for the.
Speaker 2: Children's so it's so small. Yeah, it's such a small
Speaker 2: piece of chocolate that they absolutely froth. They're like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, I can't believe we get this little piece
Speaker 2: of chocolate. They've literally consumed like one point two killers
Speaker 2: of other lollies throughout the day. Yes, but this is
Speaker 2: the absolute price piece.
Speaker 4: And is anyone else's kids doing thirteen days in one?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like that?
Speaker 4: Mind's just skip ahead?
Speaker 2: They skip ahead?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they cheat.
Speaker 2: You can't do that. Well, they don't skip ahead. You
Speaker 2: can miss adaine and have two on the on the
Speaker 2: day that okay, suits?
Speaker 4: May I don't tell you how to parent?
Speaker 2: Well I should have you got any tips?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: All right, So there is a list of top ten
Speaker 3: advent calendars for adults.
Speaker 4: Should I run through a couple, Yes, we didn't.
Speaker 3: Number ten is the Moon and Stone Crystal Advent Calendar.
Speaker 3: For all the wou woo's out there. Isn't that fun?
Speaker 4: It's a bit of crystal healing.
Speaker 3: And don't I don't say that in a derogatory way.
Speaker 3: I love woo woo stuff.
Speaker 2: It sounds pretty derogatory, it's not, if not so for
Speaker 2: all the people who see things a little bit differently.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: Well not differently.
Speaker 3: It's just people who believe in healing and energy and
Speaker 3: something greater than Andrew Hayes in the universe.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know the natural paths? Is that offensive?
Speaker 3: Not meaning to be offensive, but then I would suggest
Speaker 3: you stop talking.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the power of healing through alternative sources?
Speaker 5: Eh?
Speaker 2: We go?
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 3: Coming at number eight, there's a Murray's Cheese twelve Days
Speaker 3: of Cheese calendar.
Speaker 2: That obviously needs to be kept in the fridge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, clearly.
Speaker 3: Number six in Good Taste Wine Advent Calendar.
Speaker 2: I like that one. That's good. Obviously different varieties of wine.
Speaker 2: Are we mixing whites and reds?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Fourteen reds, seven whites and three Rose's. That looks fun.
Speaker 3: Number five the Harry Potter Holiday Magic Official Advent Calendar.
Speaker 4: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did, sorry the risk it a.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're such a nerd? Why are you so nerd?
Speaker 2: Gosh, remind me to give producer like a massive wedgie
Speaker 2: after the show. Nerd put that.
Speaker 4: He's our resident millhouse, isn't it? Okay?
Speaker 3: Number four These are Doors of Death Delights Advent calendar.
Speaker 3: So that's all the paperweights and things that you put it.
Speaker 3: You'd like that, you'd be into that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: There's a Whiskey Advent calendar at number three like.
Speaker 2: That one as well. That'd be fun in moderation, of course.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Coming in number two is the Love Honey Womanizer Advent Calendar.
Speaker 4: This is the one we spoke about.
Speaker 2: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 3: Anyway, say twenty one kids in cars and move on.
Speaker 3: And then there's number one, the Tingle Touch Advent Calendar
Speaker 3: for covers.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? What is that meaning?
Speaker 3: Designed to spark intimacy and add playfulness to any relationship.
Speaker 4: That's all I will say about that.
Speaker 2: For kids and cats that mum and dad are getting
Speaker 2: along really nice.
Speaker 3: Mum and dad like to have kisses on the cheek
Speaker 3: every now and then. It just encourages that sort of behavior.
Speaker 2: What the door, Mama, Dad, what's going on here? Hey?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten? Have you got an Advent calendar
Speaker 2: that isn't you know? Traditional chocolate?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: Because the other thing that produce fat you were talking
Speaker 2: about was the the Haigu's Luxury Advent Calendar. This makes
Speaker 2: news every year.
Speaker 6: I don't I've never met anyone who's bought one, but
Speaker 6: for one thy two hundred and ninety dollars, you can
Speaker 6: have the special edition Haigue's Luxury Advent Calendar.
Speaker 3: I just want the Peppermint Frog every day in December. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: something better than the Haig's Peppermint Frog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good. Watch bulk chocolate getting for that.
Speaker 2: It's one point two kilo's worth of chocolate. It's and
Speaker 2: it's luxury. Yeah yeah, as it says in the title.
Speaker 3: Also guaranteed to have your bikini ready by New Year's Jodi.
Speaker 7: And Hazes Hot Dads of Adelaide calendar. If the calendar
Speaker 7: that will be on every wall, walk back of the
Speaker 7: toilet door in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: The hot things dads do that, aren't you? Traditional hot things?
Speaker 2: These men of South Australia need to be immortalized. Yes,
Speaker 2: are you thinking what I'm thinking? Mix three two one.
Speaker 7: Calendar celebrating the normal man of Adelaide doing hot things?
Speaker 2: You talking about Greg?
Speaker 4: The man loves an Excel spreadsheet.
Speaker 3: He basically takes our life and he plumps it into
Speaker 3: those little squares.
Speaker 4: And God, I love it so much because it's just
Speaker 4: him taking control, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 7: And we wanted to know what made our man.
Speaker 3: Hot Dads of first contestant Artie cooking in the kitchen shirtless.
Speaker 3: Lisa has nominated her partner Brett. Lisa says, when he
Speaker 3: flies back in from work in his high Viz uniform
Speaker 3: and picks up our daughter for that first cuddle, he's
Speaker 3: old dad. Vi, you have written amazing cook, always cooks
Speaker 3: even after a twelve hour day, looks.
Speaker 4: After his family. I know I'm very lucky. Jake.
Speaker 3: Now you've been nominated by your friend Melodies from Melody,
Speaker 3: single Dad and super Dad, mastershire plant whisperer, fitness pro
Speaker 3: and role model to two awesome boys.
Speaker 7: You've probably put a little bit of mail on you.
Speaker 7: But the best reason to buy the Hot Dads of
Speaker 7: Adelaide calendar for twenty twenty five is the proceeds are
Speaker 7: helping Adelaide.
Speaker 4: QUI joining us in the studio now with Dande Maria
Speaker 4: good that be here.
Speaker 8: But this is a new appeal we launched in September
Speaker 8: called the Advertiser Foundation Kids Appeal. We help kids and
Speaker 8: youth charities of South Australia. Kicked Out for Kids is
Speaker 8: one of them. They do some great stuff.
Speaker 4: The Breakaston Schools program.
Speaker 8: Can't kickstart House Foundation Kids in Paladin of Care, and
Speaker 8: there's so many kids and youth charities out there we
Speaker 8: want to support over the year.
Speaker 7: We have so many hot Dads of Adelaide, but there
Speaker 7: was one well known mind we needed to get Channel
Speaker 7: nine sports presenter and all around hot dad, Tommy Wren.
Speaker 2: We'd like to get at least one sort of celebrity.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: My mind goes immediately to the great Tom Ra.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here I am.
Speaker 7: And the Hot Dads of Adelaide calendar. Wouldn't you complete
Speaker 7: without one of the hottest dads we know who took
Speaker 7: a little bit of I'm twisting Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: If I put to you, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 3: Would you be happy to be our hot Dad's of
Speaker 3: Adelaide December representative.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, although it was a struggle to find exactly
Speaker 7: what it was that made him hot.
Speaker 2: That's something I didn't see it coming, to be honest.
Speaker 4: You know who else didn't see it coming? Your wife, Kara.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Carra, morning guy.
Speaker 6: There is one thing that you actually do do really well,
Speaker 6: the glad wrapping leftovers.
Speaker 7: You do it like it's tight and it's put together
Speaker 7: really well, and.
Speaker 4: Youth have the role to do it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, to be honest with that's all.
Speaker 7: I can come up with.
Speaker 2: You're a very, very lucky lady. I see out my
Speaker 2: blessings every day that have you enter my post child.
Speaker 7: Support the Advertiser Kids of You and get the Hot
Speaker 7: Days of Adelaide on your wall with Jodie Hayesy's Hot
Speaker 7: of Adelaide twenty five calendar.
Speaker 2: There we go. I've said it before, or so once again,
Speaker 2: Cara has what a lucky lady. Lucky really lucky lady.
Speaker 3: I mean, imagine getting aroused by you blood wrapping lift.
Speaker 2: You should see. It's quite a work of art when
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: It, I can imagine it'd be so meticulous in this space. Hey,
Speaker 3: if you'd like to get your hands on the Hot
Speaker 3: Dad's of Adelaide calendar, it is going on sale next
Speaker 3: week and we are partnering with the Advertiser Foundation Kids
Speaker 3: Appeal as you've just heard there, and all proceeds from
Speaker 3: the calendars will go to that appeal. They do wonderful
Speaker 3: work raising money and awareness to help kids in need
Speaker 3: in essays. So for more information on what this amazing
Speaker 3: foundation does, go to Kids Appeal dot com dot a you.
Speaker 4: Next week it is happening exactly.
Speaker 2: How you can buy it next week? And can I
Speaker 2: just say, maybe you're sitting on the edge of be like,
Speaker 2: oh should I buy this thing? Mister June? It was
Speaker 2: Tom Wren. Oh my gosh, it is worth the fee
Speaker 2: by itself.
Speaker 3: Two words, smaller it's words. I know it's one word,
Speaker 3: I got two.
Speaker 2: How about I got two words for your sexy barista?
Speaker 2: How does that work for you? Doesn't Tom Wren play
Speaker 2: that role absolutely beautifully? Who saw that coming?
Speaker 4: Is he holding a strategically places coffee cup?
Speaker 2: Or maybe he didn't