Speaker 1: Hello the podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello, welcome to the podcast. We've started, but I'm hungry. Oh,
Speaker 2: Lockey's gone to get me banana orded.
Speaker 1: Where have you got to go today? Do you want
Speaker 1: me to drop you off in the Raptor.
Speaker 2: No, I've got my car. I'll take the Raptor and
Speaker 2: you can take me the Raptor another day. But today
Speaker 2: I've got I've got at eleven o'clock personal training session.
Speaker 2: And I'm you know what, I'm actually making my health,
Speaker 2: not fitness, not like anything freaky. I'm making my health
Speaker 2: a priority. You forgot to order Felix's birthday cake. I
Speaker 2: know what just happened. I can read your mind. Go
Speaker 2: and do it right now. We'll talk amongst ourselves.
Speaker 1: Gone, she's very good.
Speaker 3: Call them and say you want the.
Speaker 1: Bigger, large one.
Speaker 3: It's called thank You. Locky. Well, he wants to get
Speaker 3: a cute little cake.
Speaker 2: And there's a cake from Stocked called the Age Cake,
Speaker 2: and I love it. It's like a fluffy go and
Speaker 2: jump on his microphone. It's like a fluffy, a fluffy
Speaker 2: vanilla cake with phil vanilla frosting and one hundred some.
Speaker 3: Thousands of ele I could really slap a cake. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's got to go to that. Yeah, I'm making
Speaker 2: my health a priority. I'm not bumping it around anymore,
Speaker 2: like because things pop up. The lemonade, the lemonade cake,
Speaker 2: the big one, the big one.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Health a priority.
Speaker 3: Health a priority, coming into summer, health wellness.
Speaker 4: I've been red lighting a lot since Syncle. I've been
Speaker 4: going out of my little red lamps.
Speaker 3: It's good for your ankle.
Speaker 2: Also, hyperbaric oxygen therapy is excellent force of tissue injuries.
Speaker 3: And really, yeah, maybe that's what I need. Coppery is
Speaker 3: really good.
Speaker 5: What does that you sit in?
Speaker 3: Like this little hyperaric chamber.
Speaker 2: No, it's like some you can lie in and something
Speaker 2: one I sit in. It's like imagine like a desk chair,
Speaker 2: the big one.
Speaker 6: You should know what that is?
Speaker 3: Well he doesn't.
Speaker 5: Is that one of the two?
Speaker 3: Sorry, everyone listening to the podcast. Jase's ordering a cake.
Speaker 6: Not like Tason to be late for.
Speaker 1: Yah, thank you very much, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: Mag He just wanted to interrupt. We were having a conversation.
Speaker 3: You just wanted to interrupt. See I'm taking over. Okay,
Speaker 3: you did that, you did it over to.
Speaker 5: Jason was getting the cake.
Speaker 1: She was freaking.
Speaker 3: I also said six times, get the large of an
Speaker 3: a cake.
Speaker 1: She was confused. I'm sorry, I think.
Speaker 3: You were confused.
Speaker 2: Chambers sit in like like an armchair and she sit
Speaker 2: up right. It's got a little desk and you can
Speaker 2: just sit there and do work for forty five minutes.
Speaker 5: How good it's going to be productive and have.
Speaker 1: You feel people.
Speaker 2: You can do the lie down one, and then there's
Speaker 2: an advanced one and you're in there for like over
Speaker 2: an hour. But in that one the pressure gets so high.
Speaker 2: You're not allowed anything electronics. You can't have an iPhone,
Speaker 2: you can only read a book, you can't have it
Speaker 2: for an iPad. I haven't done that one. I think
Speaker 2: there's rules about that. I think because I've got metal
Speaker 2: in my body, I'm not allowed to do it. Since
Speaker 2: I broke my hand, I've got some plates.
Speaker 6: And we're all athletes, so hyper bart.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, though, There's one thing I can't
Speaker 2: do because of the medal in my hand.
Speaker 4: Do you go off when you go through the airport security.
Speaker 4: That's good because they would do that and they've got
Speaker 4: metal knees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but small.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but I think when they cremate you,
Speaker 1: you need to take the metal out.
Speaker 3: They Yeah, otherwise you'd be pilot and.
Speaker 1: It'll break the it'll break the oven.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Mine's so small. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the water cremations they do now.
Speaker 5: It's just got really depressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is quite deep sat online. It's like they
Speaker 1: water blast you.
Speaker 6: What a gurney? Gurney?
Speaker 7: You did your body like the thing at the car wash,
Speaker 7: the high pressure hose.
Speaker 3: Your body just decomposers. I think he's been clickbait. Watch
Speaker 3: you down the Jason is a headline kind of guy.
Speaker 3: I'm working out.
Speaker 5: Might have been a have you did you see.
Speaker 3: The news about Alie Langdon leaving your current events? Clip?
Speaker 3: Was like what And I'm like, no, that's wrong, and
Speaker 3: he goes, yeah, yeah, I saw the article.
Speaker 2: The article, and then like two days later, this thing
Speaker 2: pops up from the Daily Mail's sponsored post about Ali's
Speaker 2: exciting career news and I'm like, you have literally just
Speaker 2: read that headline and gone and made a.
Speaker 3: Whole story about it.
Speaker 5: True or false, that's true.
Speaker 1: In this situation, her body is placed into a stainless
Speaker 1: steel chamber with a solution of water and alkaline substance
Speaker 1: like sodium hydroxide. The chamber is sealed and heated to
Speaker 1: about ninety degrees or one hundred and sixty degrees and
Speaker 1: solution generally circulata will hang on. That's they're adding heat.
Speaker 3: You're telling boiling like a crab.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I want to speak.
Speaker 5: What's the advantage of doing that?
Speaker 4: Just a less fire way of doing it. I think
Speaker 4: people find the burning. What do you care?
Speaker 3: Where are they doing that in the chamber? But where
Speaker 3: I don't think they're doing that.
Speaker 5: Melbourne's an aquarium kind of.
Speaker 3: Situations, like that's what they do when fished.
Speaker 6: That feels like a South American type of bit rogue.
Speaker 6: Just boil them up, just boil them.
Speaker 2: All I know is that we're having a lovely chat
Speaker 2: about health and wellness. Jay's hijacked it again, but now
Speaker 2: he's cracked it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm just thinking about cremation.
Speaker 5: Did you get to the end of it? Did you
Speaker 5: find out.
Speaker 3: He only reads the headlu things.
Speaker 4: I also love a bit of Woo Lauri, as you know.
Speaker 4: So I've been having a lot of apple sided viningar. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just doing shots of that each morning.
Speaker 3: They're not the comments, they're the multi vitamins we're at the.
Speaker 6: Apple side of.
Speaker 1: GP.
Speaker 6: I was doing my Tai chie in the morning, but
Speaker 6: I do Tai cheet naked.
Speaker 1: In the boot.
Speaker 3: What time are you doing Thai chee?
Speaker 4: Well, I get up in the morning, so usually it's
Speaker 4: about four twenty early, and then I'm just doing like
Speaker 4: the ones where you put the arm back and do
Speaker 4: the trunk twist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should be doing you know funny this morning
Speaker 2: I got up. Normally, I just get up and get
Speaker 2: straight in the shower, and I sat on the edge
Speaker 2: of the bed and did some wrech.
Speaker 6: Yes, girl, it's not quite good. I feel good for
Speaker 6: us in the spine.
Speaker 3: You feel loose, Sarah's hiding.
Speaker 1: I love a good stretch. What's your favorite? I like.
Speaker 1: I like the legs, like the legs stretch.
Speaker 4: Actually doing like a hamstring stretch and you're just getting
Speaker 4: out of bed and then feeling like.
Speaker 1: Like I remember the while back going to a personal trainer.
Speaker 3: My trainer helps with stretch and the last.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes they stretch you when you do the leg
Speaker 1: over this.
Speaker 7: One you I'm not having a dig. But when you
Speaker 7: say a while back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I let him. I just let him. He went
Speaker 3: once and then went back because I stretched him too far.
Speaker 1: Haley, nice to be to show up for the podcast,
Speaker 1: not for the show.
Speaker 4: So we have a young super over helping us out
Speaker 4: at the moment, the lovely Haley. And what happened this morning?
Speaker 6: Haley?
Speaker 3: The alarm just didn't really go off.
Speaker 1: It was like a scene from a movie. It's your
Speaker 1: final day. Yesterday was Brady Getes Tomorrow's year, Haley, you
Speaker 1: know last day, I'm going to really offload and work
Speaker 1: your way. Let's see. Let's yeah, you go, and it's
Speaker 1: really her chance what I do? Rock up? Like, how
Speaker 1: isn't it terrible when that alarm goes off? Oh?
Speaker 6: He very properly. You must live not far from the station.
Speaker 3: No, I drove.
Speaker 5: It was before the first song, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: I was parking at the first song I had it on,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh god, they've started.
Speaker 6: What's a load of you have ever gotten to work?
Speaker 3: Once I got here at eight twenty, I love that?
Speaker 6: Did you feel great?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I Paul was traveling. It was actually a bit of
Speaker 2: a panic. So Paul was traveling. Yeah, he was on
Speaker 2: a flight from America at home, so he was uncontactable
Speaker 2: and I had a broken arm at the time, and
Speaker 2: so I couldn't drive, so Clint had been picking me
Speaker 2: up to drive me.
Speaker 3: To work and he got there.
Speaker 2: Well, no, he turned up, but it was just like
Speaker 2: a perfect storm. So he had turned up the day before,
Speaker 2: and which he knew because he had come over the
Speaker 2: day before and he called me saying, I'm at your
Speaker 2: front door.
Speaker 3: Your doorbells not ringing, and I was like, oh, the
Speaker 3: doorbell broke that day. So he'd come in the morning
Speaker 3: and he was ringing the doorbell and I wasn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 3: He's like, her dogs are backing, and he goes, oh
Speaker 3: my god, oh was he yesterday? The doorbell's broken?
Speaker 2: What should I do? And he caught out producer at
Speaker 2: the time. She's like, maybe throw some rocks at the window.
Speaker 2: He was like, okay, I'm not doing that, just suriously.
Speaker 2: And my phone was off, so he had done that.
Speaker 2: He realized that the doorbell didn't work, so the dogs
Speaker 2: weren't waking me up, and I'd obviously slept in and
Speaker 2: then in the I had put my phone in to
Speaker 2: plug it in, and as I'd plugged it in, I'd.
Speaker 3: Pulled it out from the walls. It was literally like
Speaker 3: a perfect storm, so then they were calling Paul.
Speaker 1: Through the show. It started as a joke in the
Speaker 1: six hout, Oh this would be.
Speaker 3: Great twenty fourteen. What times Lauren going to arrive to work?
Speaker 1: We made bets on air, but the kuma started to die.
Speaker 2: Down and they were like, her phones off, let's pull
Speaker 2: back on the jokes here because she could be dead.
Speaker 3: Something's happened to her.
Speaker 2: So they called my brother and he drove to my
Speaker 2: house because he knew all the codes, and came in
Speaker 2: and shook me.
Speaker 3: He thought I was dead too.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I did not hear him open the front door. I
Speaker 3: did not hear my dog's bark in front. And he
Speaker 3: shook me Lauren, and I was like, well, I was like,
Speaker 3: what day is it? What are you doing here?
Speaker 2: He's like, you're supposed to be at work nearly three
Speaker 2: hours ago, and I was like, I'd taken some really
Speaker 2: strong painkillers for my hand.
Speaker 3: I just had certainly, and.
Speaker 1: Well we got you. Do you want to do the
Speaker 1: five K question?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: It fully fucking knocked me out.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was a roller coaster morning because we had
Speaker 1: fun the six hour and then.
Speaker 3: They were like everyone actually got worried. And then Paul
Speaker 3: landed and had like forty seven miss calls from everyone
Speaker 3: being like, where's Lauren? What's wrong with Lauren?
Speaker 1: Doesn't stressed?
Speaker 2: Never smelly Paul. Anyway, I had slept about seventeen hours.
Speaker 6: About you, Jason twenty pers six.
Speaker 1: Maybe I missed the I missed the open.
Speaker 3: I don't think you've ever missed the sixth thirty years?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you almost missed it.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, yeah he did, and today news no, just rocking up.
Speaker 3: I agree he's been rolling in.
Speaker 2: Yesterday he got here like one minute before the show
Speaker 2: started with a tray of coffees, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I reckon if you think you're going to miss the
Speaker 2: start of the show, because there was some conversation about
Speaker 2: putting in an extra song, so he made the start
Speaker 2: of the show.
Speaker 1: I was not.
Speaker 3: I reckon, if you're going to miss the start of
Speaker 3: the show, you don't.
Speaker 1: Think about the statements, think about that state.
Speaker 3: Clinton had already got the coffee will.
Speaker 1: Be stuffed up when we have a roster system, clein.
Speaker 3: I mean, I was very grateful for the coffee.
Speaker 1: But one I know, but if you hadn't had one.
Speaker 3: I would have got one across the road.
Speaker 1: Bullshit. You'd be rather would be late.
Speaker 3: The start of the show.
Speaker 2: They were like, we might put a song in, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, like, hell, we will show without it.
Speaker 1: You would rather I'd be late with the coffee definitely
Speaker 1: than me on time without the coffee.
Speaker 3: Remember when that one of our producers turned up like
Speaker 3: an hour late and he walked in with breakfast and
Speaker 3: coffee and we were like, okay, well you're taking this
Speaker 3: job seriously.
Speaker 6: That's how rageous scenes Jack. Yeah, I love Jack, shout
Speaker 6: out to Jack.
Speaker 5: Sure, I'm like, gosh, you guys do have it down
Speaker 5: to a fine art.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 5: Even the other morning, I panic because.
Speaker 7: My phone said six o'clock and Clint's still sitting on
Speaker 7: the couch and there and he's like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Point out if right late the day, like I'm here
Speaker 1: till you get me to leave.
Speaker 3: Why were you here?
Speaker 6: People?
Speaker 3: People in the office were texting me, going, Jason's being
Speaker 3: really weird today.
Speaker 1: It had to be here to pick up the car yesterday.
Speaker 3: Why did it come here? So what did you do
Speaker 3: with your car?
Speaker 1: It's still here. I've got two cars here.
Speaker 3: Where's your car parked? Is that where you're in my spot?
Speaker 1: No? My my car parks packed up near you today.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do is, I'm going to get a
Speaker 1: cabin for Teddy swims tomorrow night, do the interview, and
Speaker 1: then come back here and get my car.
Speaker 3: You're not saying, why are you saying to watch to swim?
Speaker 1: Right? See?
Speaker 3: I go love Teddy, love Teddy, not that much.
Speaker 1: Parents, I love Teddy.
Speaker 3: Tell him in the interview that you're not saying, don't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: That that's a real bad start.
Speaker 3: And then I'll say, kick him out of this interview.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. No, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Why bother come for the interview.
Speaker 6: What's your favorite Teddy song?
Speaker 1: There's so many, just.
Speaker 6: If you have to name one, but I like Today.
Speaker 1: Leaving Today off right now?
Speaker 3: It's my favorite jelly roll song because you love jelly roll. Besides,
Speaker 3: what about you would like that song? I'm not okay,
Speaker 3: because it's about you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's my themes.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have a meeting in two minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, guys, brand new Week, welcome back. I
Speaker 1: was yeah, we'll see tomorrow by