WEBVTT - Fired On The Spot: The Question That Ended A Career 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.720 This is the podcast, the greatest podcast of all. 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:06.040 We are Geelong. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.760 Were I don't know what you want from me? 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:13.560 Come on, it's a theme song. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:14.920 Yeah, grow up, Jakes. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:15.960 Well, I'm sorry. 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:20.840 It's not like a Geelong supporters podcast specifically, it's. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:22.000 Just fun to mix and match words. 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.439 That's suit exactly what's happening and what's on your agenda, 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:28.200 aka the podcast being the greatest of all. Gotcha, jeez. 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:31.600 We've had an interesting time recently because we've really really 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:35.559 drawn the curtains back and we've learned just how reckless 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:37.960 you are with company property. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.519 Well, it's not my fault. You made me laugh and 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:41.720 I spilled my water all over my laptop? 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.120 Is it beautifully gas lighting behavior? 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:45.240 Like it's my fault. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:47.080 I haven't making you laugh? 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.720 Oh, we took your calls on your laptop mishaps two 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:52.400 and there were a lot. There was a reporter fired 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.760 on the spot because he asked an inappropriate question at 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.920 a press conference. I don't know why we didn't do this. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.720 What inappropriate questions of you rest conference? 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:02.720 Yes, I remember. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.680 In short a long time ago and I just sort 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:08.759 of started out and Hams Sharp's probably in the prime 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:11.119 of his career. And I remember asking a question about 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.840 the upcoming a Bulldog's game, and unfortunately I was two 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.200 weeks ahead now it was a Richmond game, and he 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.280 was so professional about it, was like, yeah, he just 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.039 sort of merged into a Richmond answer. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:21.959 Yes, it's a really well done by. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:23.000 A smirk. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:25.080 Idiot. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.720 I won't talk about the time that Mark Williams ripped 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.199 me and you wanted a press conference that wasn't fun anyway. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.480 So we did actually take your calls on the shortest 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:35.399 jobs that you've had. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.680 Yeah, there's been some doozies out there as well, when 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.039 you just weren't suited to the job because you're an 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:40.919 absolute idiot. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.959 Basically, we played a game of Dead or Alive, and 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.000 also we spoke in Jody's juice about iced Tea, his 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.880 wife Coco, and his kids Chanel and. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.240 What they all get up to together. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.440 Geez, do you what do you mean? What do you mean? 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.240 What are you insinuating? 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:00.800 I nothink she's a settle seven year rold. 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:02.680 Hey, hey, we're not tazzy anymore. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.400 You set that up. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:09.440 That's on you. Stop giving me, Stop throwing up pieces 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:10.519 of fruit for me to gobble. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:12.320 Listen, don't guess like me. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:16.880 Now, you're crazy. What's wrong with you? You're crazy? Everyone's 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:22.639 crazy except for the people listening to the podcast. Hello, Yes, 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:25.800 Saugus five, Jake Paul, Nate Diaz, got a few of 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:29.560 the lads coming over pay per view. Yeah, we're gonna 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:31.320 watch the fight and then we're gonna box each other. 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.560 And yeah, I'm not doing that. 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:37.400 Twenty four pack of party pies and sausage rolls to go. 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.800 Yes, twenty four pack of woodstock and coler as well. 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.600 We see what happens, see what the day takes. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:45.480 I think, good end. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.680 Well yeah, look I'm probably educating you as I speak 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:49.400 about this jokes. 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.760 Yes, there's going to be like. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:53.880 A bit of a structured boxing match between Nate Diaz 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.880 and Jake Paul. Of course, Jake Paul, brother of Logan Paul. 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.520 They're both YouTubers, but Jake can actually box a little bit. 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:02.440 Oh that's the guys behind the that stupid drink. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.840 Yeah it was a Jake or was it Logan Logan 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.519 did the drink? I think it was Logan. 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:06.799 Yeah. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:11.280 Where it's like he's far too much caffeine in a drink. Kids, 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.600 go for it. See what happens and not just that. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:17.680 Go nuts at the supermarket and clear out the shelves 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.360 because that stuff's so good for you. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:23.120 Yeah, and then go home and go to sleep, sleep 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:23.480 it off. 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:27.160 So the pre fight press conference was recently held, and look, 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.480 it was probably a setup, but still it was very, 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:33.440 very entertaining. One of the journalists there had this question 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.560 to ask Nate Diaz, and look, Nate Diaz is look 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.960 a martial arts great, let's call him that, but he 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:41.440 does cop it a fair bit online. 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:41.880 Listen to this. 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:43.760 Yeah, I'm actually a BIX for myself and I've been 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.640 trying to get into this undercard. I'm just wondering if 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.000 you think I could fight your brother Nick, if he's 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:50.920 anything like you, I think i'd beat his skin ass. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.480 Not very respectful brother. Way, you're just going to walk 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.880 around on the streets, you know, my whole boy? 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:57.680 See you right now? 0:03:57.880 --> 0:03:59.440 Yeah, that was still good. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:00.960 We're pretty nervous right now. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:06.360 What's your name? I'm Derek from Better Media, A Derek 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.360 Better Media, stupid as. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:11.160 Your ad. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:16.160 He works for my company. I'm sorry about that, neat. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:17.400 Derek. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.400 Shut up, Derek, shut up. Before we get into a 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.240 few things that you'll notice about this pre fight press 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.440 conference a little different the presses we go to sport mildly. 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:29.320 Different from an Adelaide Crows press coma. I get Nixie 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:31.760 up there going where are you from? 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.240 You can fill. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:42.360 Richmond stupid ass mother. Nah, it's a bit more. Yeah, No, 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.440 one week at a time, full credit to the boys 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:45.680 type areas in Australia. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:46.880 Isn't it exactly right? 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:51.800 So that bloke buy reports Derek from better Media instant dismissal, okay, 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.720 and look it probably well set up by Jake Paul 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.160 and his little crew for a bit of publicity. 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:56.640 I liked it. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.960 Thought it was fun. Also side note as well, Nate 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.240 dia as Is either had a beers or a thousand 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.480 knocks to the head, maybe both, because he was an 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:08.920 overly fluent with his words. Short stints of employments. When 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:10.920 have you almost been immediately sacked? 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:11.480 Have you got one? 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:12.320 Oh? Gosh. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.520 I used to play music, and for one year I 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.760 did music properly, like I suppose you'd call it full time. 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.200 I was done about four or five gigs a week 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:20.400 and it was my prime income. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:20.960 Right. 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.480 My first gig was at the Cumberland Arms Hotel. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.240 Oh that's quite upmarket, is it? 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.920 To come up market right. Ah, yeah, I'm trying to 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.560 rag it them because I got fired all straight away. 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:35.920 My second gig was on a Sunday and I was 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:37.880 supposed to bring a heap of purple, which is all fine. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.839 Gig was on at two o'clock in the afternoon and 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:44.159 I had I went my whistle the night before. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.279 Oh oh, kept it lubricated. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:49.480 Until I'll just be open eyes with you until about 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.120 ten o'clock the next morning. Oh my god. And then 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.080 I said to myself, like a big power nap, a 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.000 little two hour kip and then get into it and 0:05:56.279 --> 0:06:01.000 perform really nicely to these legions of people, five mates and. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.000 Then and then you know, I'll built out a bit 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.080 of cold Play from Yellow from cold. 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.520 Play, Yeah, maybe a bit of Oasis. Wonderful, wouldn't you? 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:09.160 Why not? It's a bit of green day, time of 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:10.839 your life. Anyway. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:14.080 I didn't quite wake up until five pm that day, 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.360 so I had a couple of his calls from the comby. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:18.800 I called them back and I was like, I'm so sorry. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.080 Sound the guy. I was so lovely about his look, Seriously, 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:22.680 don't worry about don't worry about it. And when he 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.920 ended the conversation with Look, I'll see you next week, 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:26.640 he said, no, No, you won't. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:31.040 A week end of the job. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.839 Go back to sleep when you've been almost fired instantly 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.480 from the job. And what did you do? Because I've 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.200 got a couple of mates who run building businesses and 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.440 jeez have had some dodgy apprentices come on board. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:42.840 Yeah, we just don't get it. 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:44.239 No, who quite understand? 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.680 Get us a left handed hammer? He's gone five an hour, 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:49.120 that kind of stuff. 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:53.200 Twenty four ten. When were you instantly fired? If it's 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.039 time for a winter treat? But jump home morning. It's 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.159 the place to go for quick Aussie getaways. 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.040 To me, it's just getting in the car and just 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:02.240 going for a cruise, exploring for accommodation, flights and more. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.400 Book on the what if app? What if it's buzzy 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:04.960 for travel? 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.880 Talking about really short stints on jobs this morning, won't 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.280 we Yeah, and so we've asked you to call in 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:14.600 thirteen twenty fourteen with your shortest stint in a workplace. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:16.960 Let's go to Sarah from Darlington. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.720 Good morning, good morning, how you got good? 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:20.960 Good? How long did you last? 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:30.000 I wouldn't even say it was an eight hour completed shift. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:30.680 I did life long. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:31.679 Does that mean you get paid? 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:31.960 Still? 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:32.920 Oh? 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.400 No, I even said, don't even worry about it. All right, 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:38.880 I'll call you, you don't call me. 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:40.080 This relationship is. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:41.360 Yeah, this is done. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.320 Thank you, Sarah. Let's go to Josh from furl Good. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.320 Morning, good morning, How are you good? 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.320 Good? So this is on the back of a reporter 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.800 getting fired at a press conference for asking an inappropriate question. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.200 To a couple of boxes, what was your shortest stint? 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.560 I was actually there for a few years, but they 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:03.040 got it also did it got fired on our first night. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.960 But we used to carry around flatters at a function 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:08.760 center and I didn't realize you weren't allowed to eat 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.280 the food or did you carry it around? And so 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.840 he got caught. I didn't, and that's when I realized, Yeah, 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.440 probably not the goat. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.080 At what stage did it click to you, Josh? That's 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.280 maybe the food that you were delivering the people. You 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.560 shouldn't be consuming that at the same time. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.840 Well before before we hand them out, before they leave 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:32.480 the kitchen, opp offs would give us some So what 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:36.360 did him click? I probably distracted just thing about how 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:40.440 handsome you are, and just the rest of the ship 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:41.280 was just blurt. 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.120 Wow, it surprised me too, because we'll just draw the 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:47.240 curtains back here. I do know Josh quite well, and 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.040 Josh and I had a little stint working together at 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.160 Adelaide Ice and I'll tell you what. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.760 You might as well be in jail Josh for what 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:55.720 you were doing at that point. 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:59.880 I just I think you think of the wrong. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.040 I just love that. 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:06.760 Josh's like, oh, those other lifts are good. A little 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:08.320 bit of bun. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:13.560 Poor serving food whilst chewing with a big mouthful. How 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.800 is it, waiter? This look looks pretty good. Looks like 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.199 you're enjoying yourself. I highly recommend that one. I just 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:18.959 ate half of it. 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:25.439 Why is half the dip? Con Taylor from Alberton? You 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.720 just stint in the workplace? What happened? 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:29.160 So? 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.839 I was actually working on my day off for quite 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.400 a large company. They had a few shots into the staff, 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.320 into the message to the box and say, hey, it's 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.040 my day off. We're not busy. Did you want me 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:39.880 to go say be a bit of money? Got a 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:43.199 message back, so yeah, yeah, no dramas go home. As 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:45.319 soon as I walked in the door, an email popped 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.160 up on my phone with a screenshot of me on 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.600 my phone saying return your pease and don't worry about 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:52.240 coming in again. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.680 That's a fire for being on your phone to like 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:59.720 while you were calling him. Yep, that's outrageous. 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.240 Hang on, so were you texting before then or was 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:03.880 it genuinely. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:06.200 To speak to you, just genuinely about that. 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.640 That's not really fair, sort of unfair dismissed. Did you 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:11.400 fight back, Taylor? 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.320 No, I didn't bother. I thought, you know what someone's 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.080 going to do that it's probably better off not being 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:18.559 with them, aren't you so true? 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:18.920 Taylor? 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.800 Environment's true times that the universe will just remove you 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:23.600 from a situation. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.280 Shouldn't be in with an idiot boss. 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.760 There you go, and this industry in particular as well 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.560 can be very very tricky. We waited six months before 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:38.880 we did this particular topic. Yeah, it's time for you 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.600 to just to really confess and own a particular situation. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.720 What have you got to tell the good folks of Adelaide? 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:48.600 Because what's I hope you're Walt's thought the moment. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:51.920 I'm not entirely sure this needed to be spoken about 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:53.000 on the airwaves. 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.440 We're a tight knit family and everyone needs to. 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:00.800 Know it was a private incident that happens granted on 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:05.320 company time, on the company premises, with company equipment. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.320 I thought we were circling back to your little soiling 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:10.640 fee in the cabinet. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:15.120 That's a separate incident that you didn't want to talk about. One. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:16.840 Here we are time. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:25.520 I didn't soil the ubery soil sarge fee. Okay, So 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:29.199 yesterday there was an incident whereby I've got a laptop 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:30.960 where I like to do all my work on and 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.080 jomp down all these crazy ideas that I have for radio. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:39.640 And I also had an open glass of water, and 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.720 in a moment of excitement, I think you said something 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:43.679 that was hilarious. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.760 In my defense, somehow blame it on me. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:55.320 This so, in a moment of hilarity, I flung my 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.880 hand and hit the glass of water, and the water 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:02.479 has spilt all over the laptop, and from all accounts, 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:06.079 that laptop didn't survive the said drowning. 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:11.000 Ah so it wasn't thirsty, No, it was not. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:15.880 So Anyway, I've got a PC. Now that's good. Ells well, 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.080 that ends well, that's fine. 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:22.360 Unfortunately, the public sorry, the company computer didn't quite survive. No, 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.400 like a nice big drink of water and now you 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:26.440 got yourself in your computer. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:27.760 Yeah that's good, isn't it? 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.560 What a good result. None of the text are talking 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.440 to me, not one of them, yesterda. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.640 Actually one of them did say, yesterday, so's your PC? 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:38.079 All right? 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:41.439 It's good, thanks, it's working really well. So I think 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.400 it's all like panned out for the best, don't you reckon? 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:46.480 Don't give it a drink. They don't like water. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.840 Yeah, so anyway, that's fine. We all move on. 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:49.800 Good stuff. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.959 Producers always in here as well, so what is sometimes 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.360 we get a little bit sheltered in terms of some 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:55.680 of the feedbacks happening by scenes. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:59.839 Yeah, moved everyone cool? 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:06.760 Oh so so cool? Yeah, no, no, it was okay. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.640 I went and saw a lovely gary l tech guy 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:10.479 yesterday who's. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.680 As we know, an extremely lovely guy. Didn't think it 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:17.160 was possible for him to be mad. Yes we are, yes, 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:19.840 and thank you Jotie for giving. 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.679 Me the honor of going and telling him the news 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.040 for you laptop. They weren't particularly happy, and you're right. 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.040 They had the like the mechanical fans on it, trying 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:31.240 to the water out of it, and it still did 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:31.720 not survive. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:32.800 Drowned. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.280 Unfortunately it was a brand new one. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.200 It was for you, flown in from Sydney. 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:41.040 It flowing from Sydney. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:46.120 Yeah, geez well, r I p ok Well. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:51.520 I mean, I'm sure there's other people who've done this 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.040 sort of stuff, isn't there like ruined applying that I 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:59.120 know there's lots of them out there, and I want 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.240 them to call in thirteen twenty four ten to make 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:01.880 me feel better. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:05.719 When I was at a previous employer, Sugarcart. When I 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:09.640 was at sen Caine was down the line, so he 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.240 was in Melbourne. We're having some connection issues and I 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.040 was getting very frustrated and I threw a highlighter and 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:16.600 I bounced off the corner of the desk and hit 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.000 the computer fear in the middle and it just shattered. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.400 Oh my god, I could absolutely shattered. And I remember 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.640 jumping up being like, oh what have I done. I'm 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.960 just going to go into hiding for the next few weeks. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.360 And the end up taking the video and sending it 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.040 around the network because I thought it was so funny. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:38.720 Poor reaction thirteen twenty four ten. Did you absolutely stuff 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.840 up at work? Did you screw something up? Did you 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.280 destroy something? That you shouldn't or it could have been 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:47.600 at home. Yeah, anywhere. Anything that's going to ease my guilt. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.880 Just drawing a brand new laptop thrown in. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.640 From ceiling thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.920 With that you girls next, Just to really summarize this, 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.160 Jody Addy thought that the company laptop that she uses 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.080 needed a drink, so she poured a full glass of 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:05.760 water into it whilst we were on air. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:07.600 It was positively parched. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.160 No, you said something funny and I threw my arm 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.320 around and I knocked over the glass of water. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:20.920 I remembered, as you were trying to strike me conflicting stories. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:25.520 So yes, rip thoughts and prayers for Jody's laptop, who 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:26.800 has now gone. 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.360 To God's laptop Heaven? Now? 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:29.480 Is it laptop heaven? 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.040 Good for it? 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:32.480 It did go to heaven, It didn't go to hell. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.680 It was a good laptop. It was good while lasted. 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:37.320 It was young too. I'll tell you what I say. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.520 The good die young, and that laptop in particular. It's 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:41.520 such a bright future. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:41.920 Yeah. 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:45.520 Born in Sydney, blind to Adelaide for a new home. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:47.160 And I thought he would going. I'll go down to Adelaide. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:49.200 It's nice and quiet down there from the big smoke, 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.720 and then bang, he's my new mum, death by water. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.800 She seems nice. She'd never drowned me. She wouldn't. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:58.080 And the next. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:07.000 Minute thirteen twenty four, Jan, let's do this this morning. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.720 When did you screw something up so badly and destroyed 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:13.560 an appliance or something electrical or something similar? 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:17.600 Megan from Stansbury, Good morning, Hello, how are you good? 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:18.280 What happened? 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:19.560 So? 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:24.120 I had my children had been dropped off at my work, 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.280 one of them, I said, put school bags in the 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.440 back of the car, and they went off. I went 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.080 to pick them up, reversed out and I thought, oh, 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:35.800 what's that? Kept going and my boss phoned me and said, oh, 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.520 there's a bag that was left in the driveway. I'll 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.600 put it in the office. So next morning collected it. 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.840 On their way into school. My daughter Lily got into school, 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:45.080 opened up her bag to get a laptop out, and 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:48.400 the laptop on it looked perfect, completely trashed. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:53.760 No, I love, I love that you've gone. Oh what 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:56.320 was that noise of something that I just run over? 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:57.280 But anyway, I. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.120 Just keep going. 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.160 For the next and then for the next two weeks. 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.479 Her twin sister was putting her bag behind the car 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:05.800 so she could get a new laptop. 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:07.679 I'd run over her. 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:12.520 We love it. Thanks Megan. 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:15.160 We'll put you in on the standby list for ten 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.240 k May Helena from Norton Summit. 0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:19.399 What was your miss up? 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:19.720 Hello? 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:21.240 Hey, good morning. 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.600 So it was my daughter. She's sixteen years of age 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:27.720 and she decided to purchase a bubble tea that she 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.800 wanted to drink later, which is in a like a 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:35.240 plastic filled cup with a plastic cover, and it's spilt 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.240 all through her bag and ruined her iMac which was 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:41.280 her school laptop, and unfortunately he's lost some of her 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.360 school worked with it. It's a blessing that for her. 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:46.480 And also just say this is a bit of a 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.240 side note. Bubble tea. I don't get it? Do you 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:50.720 get it? Is that the one with the little like 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:51.840 pearly things in it? 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.160 Little things at the bottom that can be quite delicious suck? Yeah? 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:57.160 Well the things are nice to eat. 0:17:58.040 --> 0:17:59.199 Yeah looks gross. 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.240 Well, don't knock into a try it? 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.199 Oh okay, mate, I'll try. Do you want me to 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:04.120