Speaker 1: This is the podcast, the greatest podcast of all.
Speaker 2: We are Geelong.
Speaker 3: Were I don't know what you want from me?
Speaker 1: Come on, it's a theme song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, grow up, Jakes.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It's not like a Geelong supporters podcast specifically, it's.
Speaker 2: Just fun to mix and match words.
Speaker 1: That's suit exactly what's happening and what's on your agenda,
Speaker 1: aka the podcast being the greatest of all. Gotcha, jeez.
Speaker 1: We've had an interesting time recently because we've really really
Speaker 1: drawn the curtains back and we've learned just how reckless
Speaker 1: you are with company property.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not my fault. You made me laugh and
Speaker 4: I spilled my water all over my laptop?
Speaker 1: Is it beautifully gas lighting behavior?
Speaker 2: Like it's my fault.
Speaker 1: I haven't making you laugh?
Speaker 4: Oh, we took your calls on your laptop mishaps two
Speaker 4: and there were a lot. There was a reporter fired
Speaker 4: on the spot because he asked an inappropriate question at
Speaker 4: a press conference. I don't know why we didn't do this.
Speaker 4: What inappropriate questions of you rest conference?
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember.
Speaker 1: In short a long time ago and I just sort
Speaker 1: of started out and Hams Sharp's probably in the prime
Speaker 1: of his career. And I remember asking a question about
Speaker 1: the upcoming a Bulldog's game, and unfortunately I was two
Speaker 1: weeks ahead now it was a Richmond game, and he
Speaker 1: was so professional about it, was like, yeah, he just
Speaker 1: sort of merged into a Richmond answer.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a really well done by.
Speaker 5: A smirk.
Speaker 1: Idiot.
Speaker 4: I won't talk about the time that Mark Williams ripped
Speaker 4: me and you wanted a press conference that wasn't fun anyway.
Speaker 4: So we did actually take your calls on the shortest
Speaker 4: jobs that you've had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been some doozies out there as well, when
Speaker 1: you just weren't suited to the job because you're an
Speaker 1: absolute idiot.
Speaker 4: Basically, we played a game of Dead or Alive, and
Speaker 4: also we spoke in Jody's juice about iced Tea, his
Speaker 4: wife Coco, and his kids Chanel and.
Speaker 3: What they all get up to together.
Speaker 1: Geez, do you what do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What are you insinuating?
Speaker 3: I nothink she's a settle seven year rold.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, we're not tazzy anymore.
Speaker 2: You set that up.
Speaker 1: That's on you. Stop giving me, Stop throwing up pieces
Speaker 1: of fruit for me to gobble.
Speaker 3: Listen, don't guess like me.
Speaker 1: Now, you're crazy. What's wrong with you? You're crazy? Everyone's
Speaker 1: crazy except for the people listening to the podcast. Hello, Yes,
Speaker 1: Saugus five, Jake Paul, Nate Diaz, got a few of
Speaker 1: the lads coming over pay per view. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: watch the fight and then we're gonna box each other.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: Twenty four pack of party pies and sausage rolls to go.
Speaker 1: Yes, twenty four pack of woodstock and coler as well.
Speaker 1: We see what happens, see what the day takes.
Speaker 3: I think, good end.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, look I'm probably educating you as I speak
Speaker 1: about this jokes.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's going to be like.
Speaker 1: A bit of a structured boxing match between Nate Diaz
Speaker 1: and Jake Paul. Of course, Jake Paul, brother of Logan Paul.
Speaker 1: They're both YouTubers, but Jake can actually box a little bit.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the guys behind the that stupid drink.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was a Jake or was it Logan Logan
Speaker 1: did the drink? I think it was Logan.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Where it's like he's far too much caffeine in a drink. Kids,
Speaker 1: go for it. See what happens and not just that.
Speaker 4: Go nuts at the supermarket and clear out the shelves
Speaker 4: because that stuff's so good for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then go home and go to sleep, sleep
Speaker 2: it off.
Speaker 1: So the pre fight press conference was recently held, and look,
Speaker 1: it was probably a setup, but still it was very,
Speaker 1: very entertaining. One of the journalists there had this question
Speaker 1: to ask Nate Diaz, and look, Nate Diaz is look
Speaker 1: a martial arts great, let's call him that, but he
Speaker 1: does cop it a fair bit online.
Speaker 2: Listen to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm actually a BIX for myself and I've been
Speaker 3: trying to get into this undercard. I'm just wondering if
Speaker 3: you think I could fight your brother Nick, if he's
Speaker 3: anything like you, I think i'd beat his skin ass.
Speaker 1: Not very respectful brother. Way, you're just going to walk
Speaker 1: around on the streets, you know, my whole boy?
Speaker 2: See you right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was still good.
Speaker 2: We're pretty nervous right now.
Speaker 1: What's your name? I'm Derek from Better Media, A Derek
Speaker 1: Better Media, stupid as.
Speaker 6: Your ad.
Speaker 2: He works for my company. I'm sorry about that, neat.
Speaker 7: Derek.
Speaker 1: Shut up, Derek, shut up. Before we get into a
Speaker 1: few things that you'll notice about this pre fight press
Speaker 1: conference a little different the presses we go to sport mildly.
Speaker 4: Different from an Adelaide Crows press coma. I get Nixie
Speaker 4: up there going where are you from?
Speaker 3: You can fill.
Speaker 1: Richmond stupid ass mother. Nah, it's a bit more. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: one week at a time, full credit to the boys
Speaker 1: type areas in Australia.
Speaker 3: Isn't it exactly right?
Speaker 1: So that bloke buy reports Derek from better Media instant dismissal, okay,
Speaker 1: and look it probably well set up by Jake Paul
Speaker 1: and his little crew for a bit of publicity.
Speaker 5: I liked it.
Speaker 1: Thought it was fun. Also side note as well, Nate
Speaker 1: dia as Is either had a beers or a thousand
Speaker 1: knocks to the head, maybe both, because he was an
Speaker 1: overly fluent with his words. Short stints of employments. When
Speaker 1: have you almost been immediately sacked?
Speaker 5: Have you got one?
Speaker 2: Oh? Gosh.
Speaker 1: I used to play music, and for one year I
Speaker 1: did music properly, like I suppose you'd call it full time.
Speaker 1: I was done about four or five gigs a week
Speaker 1: and it was my prime income.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: My first gig was at the Cumberland Arms Hotel.
Speaker 3: Oh that's quite upmarket, is it?
Speaker 1: To come up market right. Ah, yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: rag it them because I got fired all straight away.
Speaker 1: My second gig was on a Sunday and I was
Speaker 1: supposed to bring a heap of purple, which is all fine.
Speaker 1: Gig was on at two o'clock in the afternoon and
Speaker 1: I had I went my whistle the night before.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, kept it lubricated.
Speaker 1: Until I'll just be open eyes with you until about
Speaker 1: ten o'clock the next morning. Oh my god. And then
Speaker 1: I said to myself, like a big power nap, a
Speaker 1: little two hour kip and then get into it and
Speaker 1: perform really nicely to these legions of people, five mates and.
Speaker 4: Then and then you know, I'll built out a bit
Speaker 4: of cold Play from Yellow from cold.
Speaker 1: Play, Yeah, maybe a bit of Oasis. Wonderful, wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: Why not? It's a bit of green day, time of
Speaker 2: your life. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I didn't quite wake up until five pm that day,
Speaker 1: so I had a couple of his calls from the comby.
Speaker 1: I called them back and I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Sound the guy. I was so lovely about his look, Seriously,
Speaker 1: don't worry about don't worry about it. And when he
Speaker 1: ended the conversation with Look, I'll see you next week,
Speaker 1: he said, no, No, you won't.
Speaker 2: A week end of the job.
Speaker 1: Go back to sleep when you've been almost fired instantly
Speaker 1: from the job. And what did you do? Because I've
Speaker 1: got a couple of mates who run building businesses and
Speaker 1: jeez have had some dodgy apprentices come on board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just don't get it.
Speaker 3: No, who quite understand?
Speaker 1: Get us a left handed hammer? He's gone five an hour,
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: Twenty four ten. When were you instantly fired? If it's
Speaker 4: time for a winter treat? But jump home morning. It's
Speaker 4: the place to go for quick Aussie getaways.
Speaker 1: To me, it's just getting in the car and just
Speaker 1: going for a cruise, exploring for accommodation, flights and more.
Speaker 1: Book on the what if app? What if it's buzzy
Speaker 1: for travel?
Speaker 4: Talking about really short stints on jobs this morning, won't
Speaker 4: we Yeah, and so we've asked you to call in
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty fourteen with your shortest stint in a workplace.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Sarah from Darlington.
Speaker 8: Good morning, good morning, how you got good?
Speaker 3: Good? How long did you last?
Speaker 8: I wouldn't even say it was an eight hour completed shift.
Speaker 8: I did life long.
Speaker 2: Does that mean you get paid?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, I even said, don't even worry about it. All right,
Speaker 8: I'll call you, you don't call me.
Speaker 2: This relationship is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is done.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Sarah. Let's go to Josh from furl Good.
Speaker 1: Morning, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 4: Good? So this is on the back of a reporter
Speaker 4: getting fired at a press conference for asking an inappropriate question.
Speaker 3: To a couple of boxes, what was your shortest stint?
Speaker 9: I was actually there for a few years, but they
Speaker 9: got it also did it got fired on our first night.
Speaker 9: But we used to carry around flatters at a function
Speaker 9: center and I didn't realize you weren't allowed to eat
Speaker 9: the food or did you carry it around? And so
Speaker 9: he got caught. I didn't, and that's when I realized, Yeah,
Speaker 9: probably not the goat.
Speaker 1: At what stage did it click to you, Josh? That's
Speaker 1: maybe the food that you were delivering the people. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't be consuming that at the same time.
Speaker 9: Well before before we hand them out, before they leave
Speaker 9: the kitchen, opp offs would give us some So what
Speaker 9: did him click? I probably distracted just thing about how
Speaker 9: handsome you are, and just the rest of the ship
Speaker 9: was just blurt.
Speaker 1: Wow, it surprised me too, because we'll just draw the
Speaker 1: curtains back here. I do know Josh quite well, and
Speaker 1: Josh and I had a little stint working together at
Speaker 1: Adelaide Ice and I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: You might as well be in jail Josh for what
Speaker 2: you were doing at that point.
Speaker 9: I just I think you think of the wrong.
Speaker 5: I just love that.
Speaker 3: Josh's like, oh, those other lifts are good. A little
Speaker 3: bit of bun.
Speaker 1: Poor serving food whilst chewing with a big mouthful. How
Speaker 1: is it, waiter? This look looks pretty good. Looks like
Speaker 1: you're enjoying yourself. I highly recommend that one. I just
Speaker 1: ate half of it.
Speaker 3: Why is half the dip? Con Taylor from Alberton? You
Speaker 3: just stint in the workplace? What happened?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 7: I was actually working on my day off for quite
Speaker 7: a large company. They had a few shots into the staff,
Speaker 7: into the message to the box and say, hey, it's
Speaker 7: my day off. We're not busy. Did you want me
Speaker 7: to go say be a bit of money? Got a
Speaker 7: message back, so yeah, yeah, no dramas go home. As
Speaker 7: soon as I walked in the door, an email popped
Speaker 7: up on my phone with a screenshot of me on
Speaker 7: my phone saying return your pease and don't worry about
Speaker 7: coming in again.
Speaker 3: That's a fire for being on your phone to like
Speaker 3: while you were calling him. Yep, that's outrageous.
Speaker 1: Hang on, so were you texting before then or was
Speaker 1: it genuinely.
Speaker 7: To speak to you, just genuinely about that.
Speaker 1: That's not really fair, sort of unfair dismissed. Did you
Speaker 1: fight back, Taylor?
Speaker 7: No, I didn't bother. I thought, you know what someone's
Speaker 7: going to do that it's probably better off not being
Speaker 7: with them, aren't you so true?
Speaker 2: Taylor?
Speaker 4: Environment's true times that the universe will just remove you
Speaker 4: from a situation.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be in with an idiot boss.
Speaker 1: There you go, and this industry in particular as well
Speaker 1: can be very very tricky. We waited six months before
Speaker 1: we did this particular topic. Yeah, it's time for you
Speaker 1: to just to really confess and own a particular situation.
Speaker 1: What have you got to tell the good folks of Adelaide?
Speaker 1: Because what's I hope you're Walt's thought the moment.
Speaker 4: I'm not entirely sure this needed to be spoken about
Speaker 4: on the airwaves.
Speaker 2: We're a tight knit family and everyone needs to.
Speaker 4: Know it was a private incident that happens granted on
Speaker 4: company time, on the company premises, with company equipment.
Speaker 1: I thought we were circling back to your little soiling
Speaker 1: fee in the cabinet.
Speaker 2: That's a separate incident that you didn't want to talk about. One.
Speaker 2: Here we are time.
Speaker 4: I didn't soil the ubery soil sarge fee. Okay, So
Speaker 4: yesterday there was an incident whereby I've got a laptop
Speaker 4: where I like to do all my work on and
Speaker 4: jomp down all these crazy ideas that I have for radio.
Speaker 4: And I also had an open glass of water, and
Speaker 4: in a moment of excitement, I think you said something
Speaker 4: that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: In my defense, somehow blame it on me.
Speaker 4: This so, in a moment of hilarity, I flung my
Speaker 4: hand and hit the glass of water, and the water
Speaker 4: has spilt all over the laptop, and from all accounts,
Speaker 4: that laptop didn't survive the said drowning.
Speaker 1: Ah so it wasn't thirsty, No, it was not.
Speaker 3: So Anyway, I've got a PC. Now that's good. Ells well,
Speaker 3: that ends well, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, the public sorry, the company computer didn't quite survive. No,
Speaker 1: like a nice big drink of water and now you
Speaker 1: got yourself in your computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good, isn't it?
Speaker 4: What a good result. None of the text are talking
Speaker 4: to me, not one of them, yesterda.
Speaker 3: Actually one of them did say, yesterday, so's your PC?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: It's good, thanks, it's working really well. So I think
Speaker 4: it's all like panned out for the best, don't you reckon?
Speaker 2: Don't give it a drink. They don't like water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, that's fine. We all move on.
Speaker 2: Good stuff.
Speaker 1: Producers always in here as well, so what is sometimes
Speaker 1: we get a little bit sheltered in terms of some
Speaker 1: of the feedbacks happening by scenes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, moved everyone cool?
Speaker 10: Oh so so cool? Yeah, no, no, it was okay.
Speaker 10: I went and saw a lovely gary l tech guy
Speaker 10: yesterday who's.
Speaker 5: As we know, an extremely lovely guy. Didn't think it
Speaker 5: was possible for him to be mad. Yes we are, yes,
Speaker 5: and thank you Jotie for giving.
Speaker 10: Me the honor of going and telling him the news
Speaker 10: for you laptop. They weren't particularly happy, and you're right.
Speaker 10: They had the like the mechanical fans on it, trying
Speaker 10: to the water out of it, and it still did
Speaker 10: not survive.
Speaker 2: Drowned.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately it was a brand new one.
Speaker 5: It was for you, flown in from Sydney.
Speaker 3: It flowing from Sydney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, geez well, r I p ok Well.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure there's other people who've done this
Speaker 4: sort of stuff, isn't there like ruined applying that I
Speaker 4: know there's lots of them out there, and I want
Speaker 4: them to call in thirteen twenty four ten to make
Speaker 4: me feel better.
Speaker 1: When I was at a previous employer, Sugarcart. When I
Speaker 1: was at sen Caine was down the line, so he
Speaker 1: was in Melbourne. We're having some connection issues and I
Speaker 1: was getting very frustrated and I threw a highlighter and
Speaker 1: I bounced off the corner of the desk and hit
Speaker 1: the computer fear in the middle and it just shattered.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I could absolutely shattered. And I remember
Speaker 1: jumping up being like, oh what have I done. I'm
Speaker 1: just going to go into hiding for the next few weeks.
Speaker 1: And the end up taking the video and sending it
Speaker 1: around the network because I thought it was so funny.
Speaker 4: Poor reaction thirteen twenty four ten. Did you absolutely stuff
Speaker 4: up at work? Did you screw something up? Did you
Speaker 4: destroy something? That you shouldn't or it could have been
Speaker 4: at home. Yeah, anywhere. Anything that's going to ease my guilt.
Speaker 3: Just drawing a brand new laptop thrown in.
Speaker 2: From ceiling thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: With that you girls next, Just to really summarize this,
Speaker 1: Jody Addy thought that the company laptop that she uses
Speaker 1: needed a drink, so she poured a full glass of
Speaker 1: water into it whilst we were on air.
Speaker 3: It was positively parched.
Speaker 4: No, you said something funny and I threw my arm
Speaker 4: around and I knocked over the glass of water.
Speaker 1: I remembered, as you were trying to strike me conflicting stories.
Speaker 4: So yes, rip thoughts and prayers for Jody's laptop, who
Speaker 4: has now gone.
Speaker 2: To God's laptop Heaven? Now?
Speaker 3: Is it laptop heaven?
Speaker 1: Good for it?
Speaker 4: It did go to heaven, It didn't go to hell.
Speaker 4: It was a good laptop. It was good while lasted.
Speaker 1: It was young too. I'll tell you what I say.
Speaker 1: The good die young, and that laptop in particular. It's
Speaker 1: such a bright future.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Born in Sydney, blind to Adelaide for a new home.
Speaker 1: And I thought he would going. I'll go down to Adelaide.
Speaker 1: It's nice and quiet down there from the big smoke,
Speaker 1: and then bang, he's my new mum, death by water.
Speaker 3: She seems nice. She'd never drowned me. She wouldn't.
Speaker 2: And the next.
Speaker 4: Minute thirteen twenty four, Jan, let's do this this morning.
Speaker 4: When did you screw something up so badly and destroyed
Speaker 4: an appliance or something electrical or something similar?
Speaker 3: Megan from Stansbury, Good morning, Hello, how are you good?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 11: I had my children had been dropped off at my work,
Speaker 11: one of them, I said, put school bags in the
Speaker 11: back of the car, and they went off. I went
Speaker 11: to pick them up, reversed out and I thought, oh,
Speaker 11: what's that? Kept going and my boss phoned me and said, oh,
Speaker 11: there's a bag that was left in the driveway. I'll
Speaker 11: put it in the office. So next morning collected it.
Speaker 11: On their way into school. My daughter Lily got into school,
Speaker 11: opened up her bag to get a laptop out, and
Speaker 11: the laptop on it looked perfect, completely trashed.
Speaker 3: No, I love, I love that you've gone. Oh what
Speaker 3: was that noise of something that I just run over?
Speaker 3: But anyway, I.
Speaker 4: Just keep going.
Speaker 11: For the next and then for the next two weeks.
Speaker 11: Her twin sister was putting her bag behind the car
Speaker 11: so she could get a new laptop.
Speaker 7: I'd run over her.
Speaker 1: We love it. Thanks Megan.
Speaker 4: We'll put you in on the standby list for ten
Speaker 4: k May Helena from Norton Summit.
Speaker 3: What was your miss up?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 7: Hey, good morning.
Speaker 6: So it was my daughter. She's sixteen years of age
Speaker 6: and she decided to purchase a bubble tea that she
Speaker 6: wanted to drink later, which is in a like a
Speaker 6: plastic filled cup with a plastic cover, and it's spilt
Speaker 6: all through her bag and ruined her iMac which was
Speaker 6: her school laptop, and unfortunately he's lost some of her
Speaker 6: school worked with it. It's a blessing that for her.
Speaker 3: And also just say this is a bit of a
Speaker 3: side note. Bubble tea. I don't get it? Do you
Speaker 3: get it? Is that the one with the little like
Speaker 3: pearly things in it?
Speaker 2: Little things at the bottom that can be quite delicious suck? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well the things are nice to eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah looks gross.
Speaker 2: Well, don't knock into a try it?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, mate, I'll try. Do you want me to
Speaker 3: try and bubble te today?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please, We'll bring one in for you. See how
Speaker 2: you go?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Cassie, and I won't spill it on the
Speaker 3: new BC.
Speaker 2: No, No, you can drink it outside.
Speaker 4: Of the studio, Cassie from Sea Cliff, What was your
Speaker 4: misshapp Okay?
Speaker 12: So mine was actually my sister. Back in the early
Speaker 12: three thousands. We had one of those huge chunky computers. Yeah,
Speaker 12: and she was playing pat Man and she lost the
Speaker 12: game and she got so infuriated that she punched the
Speaker 12: keyboard and then the whole computer just went like what.
Speaker 12: It just turned off and never to turn back on again,
Speaker 12: completely just ruined it.
Speaker 2: Computer said, I'm not standing for this. I'm out.
Speaker 1: No, I'm completely out, not the UFC.
Speaker 3: I don't deserve to be punched in the monitor.
Speaker 1: This isn't what I signed up for. I'm a big
Speaker 1: chunky fella. I'm not again to stand for this.
Speaker 4: Was that one of those big Apple ones, Cassie, you know,
Speaker 4: with the like really big hardback.
Speaker 6: No, it was even older.
Speaker 12: It was like an old PC. It was like in ways,
Speaker 12: like one hundred kilos. It was very old, but it
Speaker 12: was new back then. It was like brand new.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's sensitive there's sense of those computers.
Speaker 3: So shame it doesn't work because I sort of need
Speaker 3: a new computer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those big ones.
Speaker 1: We've got room front here, but those big ones are
Speaker 1: very sensitive back in the day and would sort of
Speaker 1: bring it back to the time that I accidentally I
Speaker 1: killed our computer as well, oh.
Speaker 4: Your family computer, because your dad had to come and
Speaker 4: have it, sit you down and say, mate, what have
Speaker 4: you been downloading on the family Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean whether it's a punch to the screen or
Speaker 1: some online viruses, it's all similar.
Speaker 2: It's all similar.
Speaker 1: At you you built a time machine. It's on this
Speaker 1: daisy Thursday. Time to arm yourself with some really solid
Speaker 1: facts because you've got one day to go before you
Speaker 1: have a cut the bees with your mates on Friday
Speaker 1: night and they go what's gone on?
Speaker 2: You go, well, did you know that back on this day?
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah, and they go, wow, that's mighty impressive.
Speaker 3: That's incredible.
Speaker 1: Well shout what are we drinking? Peronis Thaks eleven to May.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to nineteen nine nine Sabrina carp And
Speaker 1: it was born in Pennsylvania. Today's at twenty four off
Speaker 1: birthday ex Disney Channels.
Speaker 2: She's currently touring doing all sorts of things.
Speaker 3: She's doing well, then.
Speaker 2: She's doing extremely Well, well.
Speaker 4: Why hasn't she completely gone off the rails and developed
Speaker 4: some sort of addiction by.
Speaker 1: Now, because it's still early days.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that's what Disney stars are obligated to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did Molly have one of those little episodes? Or
Speaker 1: she pretty straight? Did she have okay, a little down
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lowan, She was fine, Brittany, Brittany was fine. She's okay.
Speaker 3: I mean, there was a time when she shaved.
Speaker 4: Her head and ranted with an umbrella and started attacking paparazzi.
Speaker 3: But apart from that's been smooth sailing.
Speaker 2: Yah didn't mind it of the shape dead to be.
Speaker 1: Honest, Okay, it's very different. Nineteen eighty one Cats premiere
Speaker 1: at the New London Theater.
Speaker 3: Mio mioo Cats. I haven't.
Speaker 2: Has yeah, not really from me? Who hasn't literally everyone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one in this room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally everyone on the planet.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've cottoned onto this yet ep Seawan.
Speaker 4: We're not musical people, yeah, yeah, yes, except for Rocky
Speaker 4: Horror Show.
Speaker 1: We love that now. Yeah, Rocky Horror Show is fantastic,
Speaker 1: But it begs a question. You can't build sports, can
Speaker 1: you built music? They had to do that. You two
Speaker 1: thousand indias population broke the one billion barrier. One on, guys,
Speaker 1: we congrats. Very good stuff, solid stuff. My mum just
Speaker 1: went to India.
Speaker 4: She said, just the sheer volume of people is so
Speaker 4: overwhelming you can't move.
Speaker 1: Thought you about to say no, she's pregnant. India a
Speaker 1: billion population. They know what they're doing.
Speaker 4: Goodness, My mom's seventy, so I think that ship sailed.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's a lovely lady coin. She's probably listening to
Speaker 1: I Love You Deally. She's I hope not, oh dear.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen, it was revealed that the most popular names
Speaker 1: in the US for the year where Emma and Liam. Okay,
Speaker 1: It's interesting, isn't it. It is Emma. I mean I
Speaker 1: know so many Ma's, but I mean I think can hear?
Speaker 1: It was like Henry and Charlotte and coincidentally both of
Speaker 1: my kids. But I would have thought the number of
Speaker 1: names were Lebron and Shakira.
Speaker 2: But here we are.
Speaker 1: A Numbe song on my eleventh and twenty fifteen was
Speaker 1: see You Again by whis Khalifa and Charlie Pooth. What
Speaker 1: about the falsetto on Charlie pooth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you can you hit that note?
Speaker 1: Nosout you my friends dead or alive?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you having a really good day anything? How good
Speaker 2: is life?
Speaker 1: And in the Princess of Death just pops up and
Speaker 1: touched you on the shoulder. You're like, oh God, it's
Speaker 1: not my time yet, it's not my time?
Speaker 2: Good morning, producers?
Speaker 1: Are we morning?
Speaker 5: Jodie and Hazy?
Speaker 4: She is a little mortality game we have here where
Speaker 4: we like to guess which celebrities have passed, which ones
Speaker 4: are still with us?
Speaker 5: That's right, loser, buy his coffee for the whole team.
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Get it wrong? So frequently it's alone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, let's not do a Bob Hawk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wasn't it? Oh well, Zoe brought it up. Are
Speaker 1: we talked about last results when we did this when
Speaker 1: I won. It's probably a big deal for you guys,
Speaker 1: but it's not a.
Speaker 2: Big deal for me.
Speaker 1: It's just another win. You just got to take it
Speaker 1: and embrace it and move forward.
Speaker 5: Let's go now.
Speaker 3: He's being an absolute winker, so can.
Speaker 1: You just get on with it?
Speaker 5: First up, Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2: Dave Bench, it's the celebration Bench. I'm Rick James, bitch.
Speaker 10: Dave Curry Webber Chappelle an American stand up comedian an active
Speaker 10: best known for his satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show.
Speaker 10: Born August nineteen seventy three.
Speaker 5: Dead or alive.
Speaker 3: I don't know who this person is, so I'm going
Speaker 3: to say this still with us?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yes, well, look, I'm not going to fake this. I
Speaker 1: know he's definitely still when I was. I'm a massive
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle fan, so yes, with us, he is with us.
Speaker 5: Second up, Richard Griffith.
Speaker 1: Definitely here. You just ruined the punchline of Japanese golf.
Speaker 10: Richard Thomas Griffiths an English actor of film, television, and stage,
Speaker 10: best known for his portrayals of Vernon Dursley in the
Speaker 10: Harry Potter series and Henry Crabb Impie in the Sky.
Speaker 10: He was born July nineteen forty seven.
Speaker 5: Dead or alive, Dick.
Speaker 1: Griff Dick griff He's.
Speaker 2: Still with us. Unfortunately he's no longer with us.
Speaker 3: Oh jokes, I'm going to say he's alive.
Speaker 5: Jodie's died.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry for the wind, Jody already bad news for
Speaker 4: Dick and bad news for me.
Speaker 5: News all around.
Speaker 1: Dick griff, well, this is potentially for the wind Spike
Speaker 1: Lee water buzzel. They winded Malcolm makes me in two hours,
Speaker 1: but we said hell not.
Speaker 13: We needed the time to tell the story of Detroit.
Speaker 4: Read Marc Little all the Way.
Speaker 5: To Malcolm Shelton Jackson.
Speaker 10: Spike Lee American filmmaker and actor who work famously explores
Speaker 10: race relations and issues roll of media in life, crime, poverty, politics.
Speaker 10: Notable movies include Alcohmed's Inside Man, Black Clansman, and many more.
Speaker 5: Born March nineteen fifty seven, Dada or that.
Speaker 2: Look on at it first?
Speaker 1: Whoops? Press that for anticipation. What's going to happen in
Speaker 1: a few seconds?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: You got?
Speaker 2: You go?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to say he died in some sort
Speaker 3: of on set accident.
Speaker 1: And I thought, oh, Spike Lee.
Speaker 5: Hazy.
Speaker 2: Spike Lee is the biggest Knicks fan of all time?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Always courtside?
Speaker 5: Is he with us?
Speaker 2: He's definitely still with us?
Speaker 5: He is, Yeah, Joys. I'm sorry, I reckon, you're thinking
Speaker 5: of Bruce Lee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brett Lee. You think of Brett Lee, Shane Lee,
Speaker 1: anyone but Spike Lee.
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: Joe's coffee on you like most mornings. I like you,
Speaker 4: like genuinely. We have a really good friendship.
Speaker 3: But this morning I just think.
Speaker 1: You're Hey, it's okay, you finished top two. We'll do
Speaker 1: a spreaking story.
Speaker 2: Just tell me several scenes.
Speaker 4: Is huge, So let's start with a bit of maths,
Speaker 4: shall we? Season ten stars Duncan and I use the
Speaker 4: word stars very loosely. Duncan James and Evelyn Ellis have
Speaker 4: some big news to announce.
Speaker 3: Hazy, You're gonna love this. They're in a relationship now.
Speaker 4: So they didn't find love with their on screen couplings,
Speaker 4: but they've fallen for each other. Since this makes sense,
Speaker 4: they were the two hottest on this season. I reckon, Yeah,
Speaker 4: so they found each other.
Speaker 3: Have a listen.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: Are you in a relationship?
Speaker 2: Yes? I am, Well, yes we are.
Speaker 1: We are, we are, we are in a relationship. I
Speaker 1: think what we can take from this is, my friends,
Speaker 1: is the true lover is blind. It knows no rules,
Speaker 1: It has no purpose, and it does not no timing,
Speaker 1: but sometimes the right to people can find the right
Speaker 1: connection and they've happily ever after for at least the
Speaker 1: next month or so.
Speaker 4: Thank God the universe intervened on that one and brought
Speaker 4: those two together.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It was Mass off season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right in the guts of the Mass off season.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Iced Tea has revealed that his seven.
Speaker 4: Year old daughter still sleeps in the same bed as
Speaker 4: him and his wife, Coco Austin. They got together in
Speaker 4: two thousand and two after several years of dating, and
Speaker 4: then they welcomed little Chanelle.
Speaker 2: Little Chats.
Speaker 3: In twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have a listen, not that new baby.
Speaker 13: That new baby, and it's the best gift I could
Speaker 13: ever get. I see how much you love your daughter, Chanell.
Speaker 13: I'm comfortable. I'm in a cruise pattern. I was there
Speaker 13: when Coco was pregnant. I went to the hospital and
Speaker 13: she now still sleeps in the bedwards you know. So
Speaker 13: I'm so much more connected to her than my other kids.
Speaker 2: But it's been a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: Surprising Mr from Chanel as well. Imagine working up first thing,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Dad, Chanell, what's going on and wants some
Speaker 1: breakfast or what?
Speaker 2: It's intense, big guys, Tea, isn't he.
Speaker 3: Was terrified?
Speaker 4: Dad?
Speaker 3: Just talking to me in a normal voice.
Speaker 1: That's your choice, now, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: That's the story. Most of my kids slept till they
Speaker 3: were at.
Speaker 1: Five, six seven. Yeah, we had a good solid sting
Speaker 1: with Henry. It's really nice to and as soon as
Speaker 1: it stopped happening, I missed it.
Speaker 4: It's nice until they start sleeping like sideways on the
Speaker 4: bed and they take up like the whole king bed.
Speaker 1: Yep, and they get some strength in their legs and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they're sort of punting you in
Speaker 1: the face in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: It hurts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not so.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then also when you get the age where that
Speaker 1: you know, their beards start.
Speaker 3: Frushing on your cheek. Pop supers are Harry Styles nubbed Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Earlier this year, bart fans are being offered the chance
Speaker 4: to get a taste of Harry's house in the CBD
Speaker 4: in a.
Speaker 3: Styles theme dining experience.
Speaker 4: So Karen's Diner will be hosting Harry Styles inspired dinners.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So for those playing along at home, a fifty
Speaker 4: dollars ticket will get your burger side and cocktail or
Speaker 4: soft drink of your choice, but it won't feature an
Speaker 4: appearance from Harry unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and no abuse on the Harry theme nights either.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, yeah, they sort of
Speaker 1: change the way they go about things, very unique.
Speaker 4: Very quick celebrity update from my husband Gregotti, who's on
Speaker 4: a three week tour of Europe.
Speaker 3: No worries, mate.
Speaker 4: He has just sent me a photo of him and
Speaker 4: Novak Djokovic at the ac Milan game.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, how's my morning? Thanks?
Speaker 3: I'm talking about Karen's diner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Greg, And I know how Greg operates as well.
Speaker 1: He'd be sitting there with no vacco. Don't talk about vaccinations.
Speaker 1: Do not talk about vaccinations. So got a jab or
Speaker 1: what I should not have said that?
Speaker 2: You show coming up tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Yeah, in May continues the last opportunity to go and
Speaker 4: do some pottery with you for mumsung heroes.
Speaker 1: So not to that.
Speaker 3: We're doing tributes tomorrow. Tribute. Still doing one for.
Speaker 2: Your wife, yep, and you're doing one to yourself.
Speaker 3: I'm doing one for me. Tom do Day is going
Speaker 3: to join us in on the show as well.
Speaker 1: All right, so enjoy, make sure download the podcast, enjoy
Speaker 1: the rest of your Thursday. Catchup bright early tomorrow, Adelaide,
Speaker 1: Jody and Hazy