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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: We look, we don't condone cheating on this show. We

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Speaker 2: were spoken about it quite a bit.

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Speaker 3: You mean it monopoly?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what they're in your relationship?

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Speaker 2: I feel no which cheating are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Cheating?

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Speaker 2: Talking about? Okay? So you know in relationships? And I

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Speaker 2: find this hard when people have to go on the

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Speaker 2: search because they're not one hundred trustworthy with their partner

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Speaker 2: snoopy snoopyy snoop, And we always talk about the people

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Speaker 2: that get busted. What I want to do now on

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Speaker 2: I open this up? Have you been falsely accused of cheating?

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Speaker 3: But people who cheat are going to say they have

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Speaker 3: been falsely accused of time?

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, okay, it doesn't always work like that. So

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Speaker 2: on Friday, right, I've got a physio, a new physio.

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Speaker 2: I've got arthritis in both shoulders, so I'm going to

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Speaker 2: see a new physio. And he's good, Like he goes

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Speaker 2: hard at your punch out. He cracks my back the

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Speaker 2: other day and he gets in really deep. So you

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Speaker 2: are cheating on it's painful? Right the other day this

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Speaker 2: is a new method. I didn't know this, but what

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Speaker 2: he does is that while you're stretching your shoulders up,

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Speaker 2: he pinches your skillfulness around your body and he stretches

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Speaker 2: it down. Now, he said, I couldn't afford to. He said,

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Speaker 2: that's a theory that actually takes the pain away, Kate.

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Speaker 2: So the pain the pain, you then redirect the pain

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Speaker 2: in other areas of your body, so it's distraction.

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Speaker 3: It's like you think that hurts, but hey, you look

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Speaker 3: over here, it hurts more, and.

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Speaker 2: It does because my shoulder blades are very sore on

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Speaker 2: that as well, and it takes the pain away from there.

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Speaker 2: But it also gives you.

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Speaker 1: A does that make sense? Like he's got your shoulders

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Speaker 1: back and then he wants pain elsewhere. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: taze the your genitals.

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Speaker 2: Hold on.

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Speaker 1: But you know what a thing in your shoulder.

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Speaker 2: It actually worked. I've got a beautiful sleep over the weekend,

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Speaker 2: and he did it all over my sort of upper

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Speaker 2: body nails. No, he doesn't know. He used a towel, Kate,

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Speaker 2: a little like a little the pinch technique. So it

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Speaker 2: was quite painful. I got hard home. I was feeling

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Speaker 2: a lot better. And then that night, as I'm ready

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Speaker 2: to go to bed, I took my top off to

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Speaker 2: go to bed, and BJ goes, where the hell have

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Speaker 2: you been? I said, what are you talking about? She goes,

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Speaker 2: You've got bruising and scratch marks all over your back.

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Speaker 2: What's her name? Fair call? And I went, well, but

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Speaker 2: did you so?

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Speaker 3: You did have mark?

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Speaker 2: I had marks everywhere. I've still got a little bit

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Speaker 2: of bruising around the shot I just showed you before, Kate,

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Speaker 2: but there's I had scratch marks and that everywhere. And

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Speaker 2: she accused me. I said, first of all, let's get

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Speaker 2: this right. You've been with me a long time. Do

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Speaker 2: you reckon? I'd ever get that passionate.

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Speaker 1: I've never been that caused that damage in thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: I've never been that passionate in my life, first of all.

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Speaker 2: Second of all, I went to a physiat to day

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Speaker 2: Brett Kemberle's.

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Speaker 1: To my body.

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Speaker 2: It also reminded me of the time remember in my

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Speaker 2: car and we never had it. Got an explanation, but Kate,

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Speaker 2: this was weird. BJ fair and I don't know if

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Speaker 2: we've planted this or someone here at work planted this,

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Speaker 2: but there was a g string in the backseat of

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Speaker 2: my car.

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Speaker 3: I heard this on air. I think you guys talk

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Speaker 3: to you about it would be.

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Speaker 1: A lovely suggestion to say that I'd stitched you up

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Speaker 1: as a radio funny. I had nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: a G string in the back of your car.

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Speaker 3: What kind of G string was it?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was a lace. It's one of those red

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Speaker 2: lace like sounds like a stitcher a cheese. Yeah, those cheap,

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Speaker 2: very much. Judge of you. My ladies are not cheap

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: I tell you, they would wear something expensive, dark and

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Speaker 1: really sexy.

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Speaker 2: But this would happen. Where did it come from? I've

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Speaker 2: got no idea. Remember we got BJ on the show.

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Speaker 2: I've got no idea where it came from.

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Speaker 1: As many men that have ever just had a G

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Speaker 1: string appear in the back of their car.

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Speaker 2: The other thing that I get as well, being six

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Speaker 2: foot six is kate that when I go when I were,

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Speaker 2: When we go to an event and you got to

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Speaker 2: wear a suit, right and you see a female friend

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Speaker 2: that you haven't seen for a while, and you're going

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Speaker 2: for the hug. My shoulder seems to be at your

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Speaker 2: head height. So if you're wearing makeup, your foundation, the

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Speaker 2: front of my shoulder just gets covered in foundation. We

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Speaker 2: stick on your card when you hunt someone then you

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Speaker 2: don't know what's there. Then you get home and you've

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Speaker 2: got to explain to your partners.

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Speaker 3: Bit Fitzy, you're telling me that, and poor poor BJ.

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Speaker 3: So you've had red Lacy Nickers found in your car,

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Speaker 3: you come home on a Friday afternoon with scratch marks and.

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Speaker 2: Bruises all over your body, and.

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Speaker 3: You always go home from work events with makeup on

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Speaker 3: your suit. I mean, how much what are you trying

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Speaker 3: to do to this woman falsely accused?

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Speaker 1: It looks like pel, it smells like pose, and it's

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Speaker 1: a dance.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's definitely a dark right, but I'm not at

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Speaker 2: that stage of the relationship. Dizzy and Weaper with Kate

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