WEBVTT - Did Jodie Almost Get Run Over During The Tour Down Under!? 0:00:01.480 --> 0:00:04.760 Okay, Ben Lamon Bell the new sound of Nova mornings 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:07.480 in twenty twenty three, his early breakfast. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:10.000 Pegasys Ben Leamon Bell from six am and Jody and 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:15.520 Hazy from seven every morning. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:17.360 I really funny. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:19.040 Oh my god, Jody and Hazy. 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:21.919 It's the new sound of Nova in twenty twenty three. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:25.759 Oh, good morning to you, Adelaide. It's four minutes past 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.920 at seven o'clock and going to you Jodyody. 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.200 Good morning and good morning to you Abby in the newsroom. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:32.879 We love you, there's no question about that. But we 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.839 cannot let this one go through to the keeper. Do 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:39.040 you want to have another crack at that tennis player 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:39.479 that was just. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:41.360 In your news? Which one? 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:42.800 I'm not going to say it because then you will 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:47.520 know how to say it. I don't know. The finals, yes, 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:48.239 the finals to. 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:57.720 I believe the tea is silence. Hopefully you go the 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:59.880 final super. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.160 It doesn't get any tougher though how bad the tennis 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:03.560 names are. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.200 Yeah, it's a good solid few weeks. We're going to 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:07.280 get through this, I know. 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.160 But also as you can come and check before the 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:10.240 news if you want to. 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:11.920 Thanks. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:16.279 Also in Abbe's news this morning, just that unreal figure 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.040 to put your kids through year twelve now, so Peter's 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.639 College twenty nine four hundred and fifty dollars. Wolford about 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:26.080 the same Pembroke Sir Peter's Girls School all upwards of 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.679 twenty nine thousand dollars for that final year price. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.280 Can't we just homeschool our kids? 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:30.600 Yeah? 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.840 You virgin, you try to repart any sort of knowledge 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:35.560 onto your children? 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.960 Yes, Henry been detention from nine oh five. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:41.800 God, it's massive, isn't it. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:42.000 Hey? 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:42.759 Chill down under? 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:44.200 Can till down the women? 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:44.560 Yes? 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:44.920 Yep? 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.040 So Alex Manley won stage two of the women's tdu 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.880 So today it's Adelaide to Campbelltown via Gumma Racka and 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.040 no doubt the riders will stop at some stage and 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.720 just jump on the big rocking horse and have a 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:56.280 bit of a look. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:59.720 Isn't that That's quite the little Viya, isn't it? 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:00.360 Yes? 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:01.440 By Goma rak. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:03.840 What I want to like as well is the men's 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:07.640 tour starts tomorrow and it is Tonunda to Tananda, but 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.880 it goes for one hundred and fifty four kilometers right, 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.000 so it's just a bit of a re route from 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:13.240 one side of Tonanda to the other. 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.800 A long way one. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.040 Hundred and fifty four kilometers, and it's going to be 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:18.320 high thirty tomorrow. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.880 And tomorrow's good more it comes right now. 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.040 So today for the last day of the women's teady 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.280 very very high, and than tomorrow the men kick it 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.480 off with beautiful conditions. 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.679 We twenties it speaking beautiful. Our show looks gorgeous. 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:31.240 Does look nice, isn't it? 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.919 Taboo Tuesday is coming up. This is where we talk 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:37.000 about all the things that are completely and utterly forbidden 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:40.160 and off the charts, stuff that you wouldn't normally have 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:40.840 a chat about. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:41.160 Hazy. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.760 Okay, we'll just unleash it on the Tuesday. Just to 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.520 ease you into it. 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:46.280 We're going to play a little game of dead or Alive, 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:48.120 so we'll just see, you know, who's up and about 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:48.800 and who's. 0:02:48.560 --> 0:02:49.280 Six foot under. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.560 We do some learning in terms. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.480 Of celebrities and how that rolls coming up in Jody's jew. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:58.200 So much gossip going around this morning is very hard 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.320 to narrow it down. But has told Molly Meldrum after 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.160 he dropped his decks at the Elton Jordan concert, Oh Molly, 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:05.440 perhaps hang up your hat, dumb. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:08.320 He was duke for that chat, wasn't it very much? 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:08.639 Up? 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.799 So this is a lovely opportunity to not only just 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.040 further meet the listeners and get them to know us 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:21.760 and vice versa. 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:24.320 Jodes, But I suppose it's a good. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.960 Way to find out how good of a liar either 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:28.320 you or I am, How. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:28.920 Dishonest are we? 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:30.720 Yeah, so this is how it's going to roll out. 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.080 I'm going to tell a story, then you're going to 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:35.120 tell a story, and then you, as our beautiful listener, 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.920 has to decide which one is bsing. Simple as that, 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:41.000 and if you can get it right, then you're off 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:41.760 to the schnitth house. 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:43.840 Okay, till it out under time. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:47.280 There was a time that I was covering it for 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.200 Channel ten down at Glenelg So I was at the 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:50.920 finish line. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:54.600 I was with my cameraman. I did not realize Andrew 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:55.800 Hayes that I was on the track. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:04:00.480 So I literally was on a corner and this eloton, 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:04.480 which as you know, intense, is traveling it well over 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:08.800 one hundred clicks an hour, comes around the corner as 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.120 I'm standing there next to the camera and it is 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:12.440 making a bee line for me. 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.160 The officials are yelling at me, get off the drag, 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:15.920 get off the track. 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.360 I nearly died at the hands of the tool down 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.320 under peloton. I'm not kidding you. You've never seen me 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.320 move so fast in my life. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:27.720 I can say this and I can hear feelgot absolute. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:34.520 It's an unbelievably stupid spectator reporter who was looking the 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:35.400 wrong way. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:38.640 Yeah, that was the other part of the story. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:40.479 I was filming the wrong way, so I was filming 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.240 the finish line and then coming. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.440 In that's ridiculous. 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:53.920 Behind me, Jody's dead. Okay, that's very believable too, by 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.720 the way, which you should take offense to. 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.400 Because you're so so. 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:02.760 Do you know I was how close I was to 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.440 pursuing a career in farming. What I grew up on 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:06.800 the farm. 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:08.680 Yeah, I believe that. I know that's true. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:09.479 That's true. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.360 We had we had sheep, we had cattle, we had crop, 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:14.960 we had horses as well, and I was very very 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.919 close to like extremely close. I was going to come 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.479 home after school and pursue a career in farming like 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.719 that was actually on the cards, and then stayed for 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.800 a year in Sydney to play some footy, and then 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.640 all of a sudden we just developed from there and 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.400 here we are twenty years later. 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:29.760 Yeah. 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:33.400 Right, So the farming career slip me by. 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:35.560 So the believable part of that story is the fact 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.240 that RRAFL career didn't take off. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:39.039 That works. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.320 That certainly works, it really does. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:46.279 And also I'm picturing you on a little TV show 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:47.799 called The Farmer Wants a Wife. 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:48.200 Wow. 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.040 Yeah, that would have been the ticket in it, wouldn't it? 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:52.560 All right? 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.880 Thirteen twenty four ten, who's telling some porky pies? Who's 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:56.599 schnitting you? 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.360 Kylie from Andrew's farm? 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.320 Good morning? 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:01.640 How are you very well? 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.279 Thank you? 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.440 Kylie? 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.560 Who's schnitting you? 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:07.000 You are? 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.000 I just think you're over compensating and the story is 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:14.080 just way too long. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:22.440 Sorry, you know, I know you're great, but no, it's 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:23.800 way too much. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:26.440 That's lovely, Kyl. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.800 Sounds like a bit of feedback from producer Seoan and 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:33.039 also Vegan boss story long? 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:35.279 Is this an air kit. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:37.520 Both? 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:39.839 Kylie? 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.800 I have to say that was good feedback for me. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.359 Thank you. I'll take it on board. I'll shorten my 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:49.000 stories from now on. But is actually a true story? 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:52.960 Sorry doesn't mean. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.560 She doesn't get the voucher. That makes me say. 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:00.719 It now don't I ask that sort something out, Kylie, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:02.400 But would you believe do you still want to stand 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:03.640 by the fact that it sounds like you think that 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:05.719 Jodie might be just a little bit ditzy at times? 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:11.920 So it's all right, we'll put you in the draw 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.680 from overs are free for twenty three though instead okay, but. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.440 You thank you guys. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.480 We'll theest freaking story. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:26.520 Is Huge Joys. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.560 Worst possible news for tennis fans in Australia, worst possible 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:36.640 news for Australian Open organizers, just the worst possible news. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.280 Nick Curios has pulled out of the ods Open just 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.560 a day from his first round match in a huge 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.119 blow so he announced his withdrawal from his home Grand 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:48.480 Slam in a press conference yesterday, sighting a knee injury. 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:50.600 Every time I land on Serber push off my serf, 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:51.680 you can see on the side of. 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.440 My knees like a little lump. So that lump will 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.600 just eventually just get bigger and bigger, and there's pressure 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.280 on my knee obviously. Hen there's my movement. 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:01.080 The most polarizing athlete I reckon that Australia has seen 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:04.280 in so so long. You either love Nick Kirios or 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.880 you really dislike him? I love him? 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:07.640 Do you? 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:08.040 Yes? 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:09.000 You like a bad boy? 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:09.280 Don't you. 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:12.080 A bad boy like Nick? 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:12.160 No? 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:16.200 He is just He is the best example of a 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.600 sportsman being entertaining. You cannot take your eyes away from Nick, 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:21.000 curious whether he's winning or losing. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:25.120 I get really awkward though when he loses his really 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:25.800 awkward do you. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.880 The saddest thing about this, I reckon is the. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:31.240 Fact that he won't be playing doubles with Kokanakas because 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:36.720 that was entertainment on steroids, Wasn't it shame? Brendan Fraser 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:40.600 has tearfully accepted his Critics Choice Best Actor awards, So 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:43.240 he won Best Actor for The Whale. So this is 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:47.760 basically an English teacher house bound by severe obesity, and 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.040 he got very emotional when he accepted his award. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.520 If you like a guy like Charlie who I played, 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:59.560 and this wouldn't be in any way struggle with obesity, 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:01.439 you just feel like you're. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.040 In a dark sea. 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:06.680 I want you to know that if you too could 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:09.520 have the strength to just get to your feet and 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:13.360 go to the lake, good things will happen. 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:15.640 Wow. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.720 That was very very heavy, a beautiful message as well, 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:19.800 I've put brittin frasmhen same category. Some of those guys 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.120 were like, oh, they're still around there doing things like 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:23.240 Nick Cage. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.600 I think that's exactly why I got so emotional, because 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.440 there are quite a few lean years when he wasn't 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.160 doing print. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.320 Fraser still around. Good for him him. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:35.000 This conversation had to happen, and Samuel Johnson is the 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:35.520 man to do it. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:36.760 He's told Molly Meldram to. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.319 Hang up his hat after his recent stunt at Elton 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:41.880 john Now you might remember from yesterday we told you 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:45.360 that he stood up, kissed Elton on the lips and 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.040 then proceeded to drop his pants and then proceeded to 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:49.679 blame it on a wardrobe malfunction. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:50.800 It was a dodgy belt. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:57.440 He said, We've all dropped our pants in public after 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:02.320 a few sherbets and said this bloody belt, Ah, bad. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.800 Belt, this bloody belt that I had to unbuckle with 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.680 my hands. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.120 I'm sorry about my belt last night. Good. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.600 So I'm going to take you back to the twenty 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.160 seven Logi Awards when he won a Gold LOGI. This 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.400 is Samuel for his betrayal of Meldrum in the mini 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.400 series Molly and then Molly. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.280 Gate crashed the stage. Basically, this is what happened. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.760 For the last time. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.080 For the last few weeks, I've been insisting. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.800 Here something that you never do as an actor. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:38.760 H was a TV presenter, ad. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:43.160 You never anyone here a right. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.480 Just in the situation like that, I always think, can 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:51.520 you imagine how he'd be feeling hangover and regret the 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:51.920 next day? 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:53.520 Yeah, yeah, it's just. 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:57.200 But also, that wasn't your moment, Molly. That wasn't about you. 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:58.960 That was about something, and he was trying to pay 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.680 tribute to his sister as well, Connie, who passed away 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:02.559 from brist cancer. 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.480 It was just the whole thing was like, Molly, sit down. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:10.079 Yes, I'm just your belt. 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There was a moment early 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:42.959 on in the little Journey where it was quite fun. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.480 I thought he would go, I'm on top of things. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.439 The house was quite neat and tidy. I'm in charge 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.800 of my own food destiny, which means I was making 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:51.240 my own meals. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.160 And I thought, I'm in charge. I could do this. If 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.680 I had to be single for a while, I could 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:55.520 probably do this. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.640 And it was hot, so you were out the back 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.440 nude sun baking, catching some rays rays. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:02.720 There's a lot of rays to be caught at the minute, 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.920 and I caught most of them on that particular day 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:05.520 on the Saturday. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:06.280 Good on you. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:07.760 Did you miss your family? 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:09.400 I did miss my family immensely. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.360 It's so quiet when the kids aren't there, Isn't it 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:12.040 for like weeks? 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.160 Yeah, it's unbelievable, like they've gone for two days, and 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.079 it felt like about a couple of weeks by the end. Yeah. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.120 So what did you get up to? 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:17.360 Please? 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.640 A few little indications that would suggest that maybe that 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.800 my family, my wife and my son and my daughter 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:26.520 should never ever leave me again ever started with the bins. 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.160 Here we go, I'll take on a new responsibility. Friday morning, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.120 I'll take the bins out. That's good, that's fine. I 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:34.720 took the wrong bin out, no surprise, surprise, A yellow 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.800 bin didn't get emptied because it was green bin day. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:37.160 Yeah. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:40.280 And also, just just cast your eyes sideways down the 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:41.800 street and see what everyone else is doing. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:44.600 I know I was locked in the zone. I didn't 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:44.960 see it. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.720 And also yellow bin was full, so I assumed it 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:51.400 was its turn. It doesn't work like that. It doesn't 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.640 work that way. For whatever reason, the garbage man still 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.880 didn't take the yellow bin because it was the green 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:56.360 bin's turn. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.640 See if it's anything in our house, like in our house, 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.320 the yellow bin when it's because it's got a lot 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.720 of bottles like piling up, doesn't go, hey, this is 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.000 my turn, empty me. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.160 Doesn't work like that. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:09.280 Doesn't work like that. You've still got to wait your turn. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:13.319 So there you go, wrong bin. And that wasn't good. Secondly, 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.559 and I don't remember this happening, but it did. Car said, look, 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.400 i've left some washing it unfortunately, can you just hang 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.719 it out? And I was like, no worries, I'll get 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.560 to that when I do. Didn't get to it. That 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:26.280 particular washing went completely moldy oh yuh. Now I can't 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:28.480 get the smell out. It smells like mold. I was 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:29.160 wrong with you. 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.760 So there you go. That's step number two. And finally 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:33.480 this was a clincher. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.400 So Saturday morning, car I texted me and she said, look, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.480 a Hollo Fresh arrival has just turned up at the 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.600 door or at the front. Can you go get it 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:44.000 in and bear in mind how hot it was on Saturday. Yes, 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:48.000 absolute scorch. I said, no worries, dull, I'll get it 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:49.960 for you. I'll bring it in, put some stuff in 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:51.680 the fridge. No problems on top of this stuff. I 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.040 get it. So I took it in and I don't 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.880 know if you've got hollow Fresh. Well, it's first time 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.199 i'd explored a hollow fresh box. Right. 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:00.439 It's a big barsket in. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.400 There, which is like a white which I have thought 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.640 was just like a big white ice bag because they 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.240 put in some icebags. They kept it nice and cool. Yeah, 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.040 but unfortunately, so I said, well, I'll ditch that. There's 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.600 a couple of little there's a couple of little baskets 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.560 in there full of food. Ditch the ice bag, and 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.720 then it was promptly informed a little bit later on 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.040 that that ice bag contained all the meat and a 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:21.200 few are the key ingredients. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.760 Idiot, you are an absolute moron. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.600 Yeah, I agree. I wish we could disagree on this, 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:29.280 but I am a moron. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.240 And there were sterner words used when I told my 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:32.359 lovely wife Kara. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.880 Oh no, and so like, what did you do with 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.200 the rest of the ingredients? 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.480 Well, the rest of the ingredients are sitting there on 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.560 the recycling bit. Yeah, and they're not going to be 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.720 doing anything because they don't have the main ingredients. So 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:46.480 there you go. It was a full degree to day, 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:48.560 so I couldn't salvage it. After three or four hours, 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.360 it's completely gone off. Yep, let's see you What what 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:53.240 we did learn is two days is my limit? 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:53.920 Two days? 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.160 You're done three days. On day three, I reckon, I'm 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:57.320 starting to drink toilet water. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.480 But you tell me you built a time machine that's 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.680 on this day. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:09.520 Yes, let's sell about you say the seventeenth of January 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.400 by going down just a little bit of a trip 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.480 down memory lane. Let's go back to nineteen twenty two, 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.440 the late and Great Betty White was born, so today 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.720 would have been her one hundred and first birthday. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:19.240 Bless her. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.680 Probably one of the most loved women on the planet. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:23.800 I reckon, Betty, if you don't love her, it's on you. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:24.560 What's your problem? 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.760 If you don't love Betty Wish, then you're an asshole? 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.160 Spot on. I could not have said it better. 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.600 In nineteen twenty nine, Popeye the Sailor Man made his 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.320 common strip de boot. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:38.800 These biceps though it is four arms? 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:39.400 Oh? 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:39.760 Is it? 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.880 He's got massive forearms and skim the little biceps and 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.000 it's like, mate. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.400 What are you pushing and pulling in the gym? 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:45.840 Oh? 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.200 I know that sort of that? 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.440 And also post a child for spinach? 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:50.000 Was it? 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:50.200 Though? 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:51.280 Get it into you? 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:54.520 You think my spinach intake are going any different directions? 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.960 Really good forearms, it must be solid. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:58.480 Very good arms. 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.560 In nineteen seventy eight, after tumultuous final two, the sex 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.320 Pistols break up as a band, which is announced the 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:04.000 following day. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:07.800