Speaker 1: Okay, Ben Lamon Bell the new sound of Nova mornings
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, his early breakfast.
Speaker 2: Pegasys Ben Leamon Bell from six am and Jody and
Speaker 2: Hazy from seven every morning.
Speaker 3: I really funny.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 5: It's the new sound of Nova in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 4: Oh, good morning to you, Adelaide. It's four minutes past
Speaker 4: at seven o'clock and going to you Jodyody.
Speaker 6: Good morning and good morning to you Abby in the newsroom.
Speaker 6: We love you, there's no question about that. But we
Speaker 6: cannot let this one go through to the keeper. Do
Speaker 6: you want to have another crack at that tennis player
Speaker 6: that was just.
Speaker 7: In your news? Which one?
Speaker 8: I'm not going to say it because then you will
Speaker 8: know how to say it. I don't know. The finals, yes,
Speaker 8: the finals to.
Speaker 4: I believe the tea is silence. Hopefully you go the
Speaker 4: final super.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get any tougher though how bad the tennis
Speaker 2: names are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good solid few weeks. We're going to
Speaker 4: get through this, I know.
Speaker 8: But also as you can come and check before the
Speaker 8: news if you want to.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 6: Also in Abbe's news this morning, just that unreal figure
Speaker 6: to put your kids through year twelve now, so Peter's
Speaker 6: College twenty nine four hundred and fifty dollars. Wolford about
Speaker 6: the same Pembroke Sir Peter's Girls School all upwards of
Speaker 6: twenty nine thousand dollars for that final year price.
Speaker 4: Can't we just homeschool our kids?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You virgin, you try to repart any sort of knowledge
Speaker 6: onto your children?
Speaker 4: Yes, Henry been detention from nine oh five.
Speaker 8: God, it's massive, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 8: Chill down under?
Speaker 4: Can till down the women?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 2: So Alex Manley won stage two of the women's tdu
Speaker 2: So today it's Adelaide to Campbelltown via Gumma Racka and
Speaker 2: no doubt the riders will stop at some stage and
Speaker 2: just jump on the big rocking horse and have a
Speaker 2: bit of a look.
Speaker 8: Isn't that That's quite the little Viya, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: By Goma rak.
Speaker 2: What I want to like as well is the men's
Speaker 2: tour starts tomorrow and it is Tonunda to Tananda, but
Speaker 2: it goes for one hundred and fifty four kilometers right,
Speaker 2: so it's just a bit of a re route from
Speaker 2: one side of Tonanda to the other.
Speaker 4: A long way one.
Speaker 6: Hundred and fifty four kilometers, and it's going to be
Speaker 6: high thirty tomorrow.
Speaker 4: And tomorrow's good more it comes right now.
Speaker 2: So today for the last day of the women's teady
Speaker 2: very very high, and than tomorrow the men kick it
Speaker 2: off with beautiful conditions.
Speaker 8: We twenties it speaking beautiful. Our show looks gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Does look nice, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Taboo Tuesday is coming up. This is where we talk
Speaker 6: about all the things that are completely and utterly forbidden
Speaker 6: and off the charts, stuff that you wouldn't normally have
Speaker 6: a chat about.
Speaker 10: Hazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll just unleash it on the Tuesday. Just to
Speaker 2: ease you into it.
Speaker 6: We're going to play a little game of dead or Alive,
Speaker 6: so we'll just see, you know, who's up and about
Speaker 6: and who's.
Speaker 8: Six foot under.
Speaker 4: We do some learning in terms.
Speaker 6: Of celebrities and how that rolls coming up in Jody's jew.
Speaker 6: So much gossip going around this morning is very hard
Speaker 6: to narrow it down. But has told Molly Meldrum after
Speaker 6: he dropped his decks at the Elton Jordan concert, Oh Molly,
Speaker 6: perhaps hang up your hat, dumb.
Speaker 4: He was duke for that chat, wasn't it very much?
Speaker 6: Up?
Speaker 2: So this is a lovely opportunity to not only just
Speaker 2: further meet the listeners and get them to know us
Speaker 2: and vice versa.
Speaker 4: Jodes, But I suppose it's a good.
Speaker 2: Way to find out how good of a liar either
Speaker 2: you or I am, How.
Speaker 7: Dishonest are we?
Speaker 8: Yeah, so this is how it's going to roll out.
Speaker 6: I'm going to tell a story, then you're going to
Speaker 6: tell a story, and then you, as our beautiful listener,
Speaker 6: has to decide which one is bsing. Simple as that,
Speaker 6: and if you can get it right, then you're off
Speaker 6: to the schnitth house.
Speaker 8: Okay, till it out under time.
Speaker 6: There was a time that I was covering it for
Speaker 6: Channel ten down at Glenelg So I was at the
Speaker 6: finish line.
Speaker 8: I was with my cameraman. I did not realize Andrew
Speaker 8: Hayes that I was on the track.
Speaker 6: So I literally was on a corner and this eloton,
Speaker 6: which as you know, intense, is traveling it well over
Speaker 6: one hundred clicks an hour, comes around the corner as
Speaker 6: I'm standing there next to the camera and it is
Speaker 6: making a bee line for me.
Speaker 8: The officials are yelling at me, get off the drag,
Speaker 8: get off the track.
Speaker 6: I nearly died at the hands of the tool down
Speaker 6: under peloton. I'm not kidding you. You've never seen me
Speaker 6: move so fast in my life.
Speaker 2: I can say this and I can hear feelgot absolute.
Speaker 2: It's an unbelievably stupid spectator reporter who was looking the
Speaker 2: wrong way.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was the other part of the story.
Speaker 6: I was filming the wrong way, so I was filming
Speaker 6: the finish line and then coming.
Speaker 8: In that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Behind me, Jody's dead. Okay, that's very believable too, by
Speaker 2: the way, which you should take offense to.
Speaker 4: Because you're so so.
Speaker 2: Do you know I was how close I was to
Speaker 2: pursuing a career in farming. What I grew up on
Speaker 2: the farm.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I believe that. I know that's true.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 2: We had we had sheep, we had cattle, we had crop,
Speaker 2: we had horses as well, and I was very very
Speaker 2: close to like extremely close. I was going to come
Speaker 2: home after school and pursue a career in farming like
Speaker 2: that was actually on the cards, and then stayed for
Speaker 2: a year in Sydney to play some footy, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden we just developed from there and
Speaker 2: here we are twenty years later.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, So the farming career slip me by.
Speaker 6: So the believable part of that story is the fact
Speaker 6: that RRAFL career didn't take off.
Speaker 4: That works.
Speaker 8: That certainly works, it really does.
Speaker 6: And also I'm picturing you on a little TV show
Speaker 6: called The Farmer Wants a Wife.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been the ticket in it, wouldn't it?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, who's telling some porky pies? Who's
Speaker 2: schnitting you?
Speaker 8: Kylie from Andrew's farm?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 10: How are you very well?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Kylie?
Speaker 8: Who's schnitting you?
Speaker 6: You are?
Speaker 3: I just think you're over compensating and the story is
Speaker 3: just way too long.
Speaker 11: Sorry, you know, I know you're great, but no, it's
Speaker 11: way too much.
Speaker 4: That's lovely, Kyl.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a bit of feedback from producer Seoan and
Speaker 2: also Vegan boss story long?
Speaker 8: Is this an air kit.
Speaker 4: Both?
Speaker 10: Kylie?
Speaker 8: I have to say that was good feedback for me.
Speaker 8: Thank you. I'll take it on board. I'll shorten my
Speaker 8: stories from now on. But is actually a true story?
Speaker 9: Sorry doesn't mean.
Speaker 8: She doesn't get the voucher. That makes me say.
Speaker 11: It now don't I ask that sort something out, Kylie,
Speaker 11: But would you believe do you still want to stand
Speaker 11: by the fact that it sounds like you think that
Speaker 11: Jodie might be just a little bit ditzy at times?
Speaker 11: So it's all right, we'll put you in the draw
Speaker 11: from overs are free for twenty three though instead okay, but.
Speaker 6: You thank you guys.
Speaker 7: We'll theest freaking story.
Speaker 4: Is Huge Joys.
Speaker 6: Worst possible news for tennis fans in Australia, worst possible
Speaker 6: news for Australian Open organizers, just the worst possible news.
Speaker 6: Nick Curios has pulled out of the ods Open just
Speaker 6: a day from his first round match in a huge
Speaker 6: blow so he announced his withdrawal from his home Grand
Speaker 6: Slam in a press conference yesterday, sighting a knee injury.
Speaker 2: Every time I land on Serber push off my serf,
Speaker 2: you can see on the side of.
Speaker 4: My knees like a little lump. So that lump will
Speaker 4: just eventually just get bigger and bigger, and there's pressure
Speaker 4: on my knee obviously. Hen there's my movement.
Speaker 2: The most polarizing athlete I reckon that Australia has seen
Speaker 2: in so so long. You either love Nick Kirios or
Speaker 2: you really dislike him? I love him?
Speaker 8: Do you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: You like a bad boy?
Speaker 9: Don't you.
Speaker 4: A bad boy like Nick?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: He is just He is the best example of a
Speaker 2: sportsman being entertaining. You cannot take your eyes away from Nick,
Speaker 2: curious whether he's winning or losing.
Speaker 6: I get really awkward though when he loses his really
Speaker 6: awkward do you.
Speaker 8: The saddest thing about this, I reckon is the.
Speaker 6: Fact that he won't be playing doubles with Kokanakas because
Speaker 6: that was entertainment on steroids, Wasn't it shame? Brendan Fraser
Speaker 6: has tearfully accepted his Critics Choice Best Actor awards, So
Speaker 6: he won Best Actor for The Whale. So this is
Speaker 6: basically an English teacher house bound by severe obesity, and
Speaker 6: he got very emotional when he accepted his award.
Speaker 12: If you like a guy like Charlie who I played,
Speaker 12: and this wouldn't be in any way struggle with obesity,
Speaker 12: you just feel like you're.
Speaker 4: In a dark sea.
Speaker 13: I want you to know that if you too could
Speaker 13: have the strength to just get to your feet and
Speaker 13: go to the lake, good things will happen.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: That was very very heavy, a beautiful message as well,
Speaker 2: I've put brittin frasmhen same category. Some of those guys
Speaker 2: were like, oh, they're still around there doing things like
Speaker 2: Nick Cage.
Speaker 6: I think that's exactly why I got so emotional, because
Speaker 6: there are quite a few lean years when he wasn't
Speaker 6: doing print.
Speaker 4: Fraser still around. Good for him him.
Speaker 6: This conversation had to happen, and Samuel Johnson is the
Speaker 6: man to do it.
Speaker 8: He's told Molly Meldram to.
Speaker 6: Hang up his hat after his recent stunt at Elton
Speaker 6: john Now you might remember from yesterday we told you
Speaker 6: that he stood up, kissed Elton on the lips and
Speaker 6: then proceeded to drop his pants and then proceeded to
Speaker 6: blame it on a wardrobe malfunction.
Speaker 8: It was a dodgy belt.
Speaker 9: He said, We've all dropped our pants in public after
Speaker 9: a few sherbets and said this bloody belt, Ah, bad.
Speaker 6: Belt, this bloody belt that I had to unbuckle with
Speaker 6: my hands.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry about my belt last night. Good.
Speaker 6: So I'm going to take you back to the twenty
Speaker 6: seven Logi Awards when he won a Gold LOGI. This
Speaker 6: is Samuel for his betrayal of Meldrum in the mini
Speaker 6: series Molly and then Molly.
Speaker 8: Gate crashed the stage. Basically, this is what happened.
Speaker 4: For the last time.
Speaker 5: For the last few weeks, I've been insisting.
Speaker 4: Here something that you never do as an actor.
Speaker 6: H was a TV presenter, ad.
Speaker 4: You never anyone here a right.
Speaker 2: Just in the situation like that, I always think, can
Speaker 2: you imagine how he'd be feeling hangover and regret the
Speaker 2: next day?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 6: But also, that wasn't your moment, Molly. That wasn't about you.
Speaker 6: That was about something, and he was trying to pay
Speaker 6: tribute to his sister as well, Connie, who passed away
Speaker 6: from brist cancer.
Speaker 8: It was just the whole thing was like, Molly, sit down.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm just your belt. Thanks, belt held up.
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Speaker 4: And much much more.
Speaker 7: What if it's Ozzie for travel?
Speaker 6: Andrew Hayes, you were having the time of your life
Speaker 6: on the weekend because your wife took your son to
Speaker 6: Melbourne and Lottie went to Grandma and Grandpa's because you
Speaker 6: had to work, so you were home alone for several days.
Speaker 8: How did that pan out? Please?
Speaker 2: It panned out quite terribly. There was a moment early
Speaker 2: on in the little Journey where it was quite fun.
Speaker 2: I thought he would go, I'm on top of things.
Speaker 2: The house was quite neat and tidy. I'm in charge
Speaker 2: of my own food destiny, which means I was making
Speaker 2: my own meals.
Speaker 4: And I thought, I'm in charge. I could do this. If
Speaker 4: I had to be single for a while, I could
Speaker 4: probably do this.
Speaker 6: And it was hot, so you were out the back
Speaker 6: nude sun baking, catching some rays rays.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of rays to be caught at the minute,
Speaker 2: and I caught most of them on that particular day
Speaker 2: on the Saturday.
Speaker 8: Good on you.
Speaker 7: Did you miss your family?
Speaker 4: I did miss my family immensely.
Speaker 8: It's so quiet when the kids aren't there, Isn't it
Speaker 8: for like weeks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's unbelievable, like they've gone for two days, and
Speaker 2: it felt like about a couple of weeks by the end. Yeah.
Speaker 8: So what did you get up to?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 2: A few little indications that would suggest that maybe that
Speaker 2: my family, my wife and my son and my daughter
Speaker 2: should never ever leave me again ever started with the bins.
Speaker 2: Here we go, I'll take on a new responsibility. Friday morning,
Speaker 2: I'll take the bins out. That's good, that's fine. I
Speaker 2: took the wrong bin out, no surprise, surprise, A yellow
Speaker 2: bin didn't get emptied because it was green bin day.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And also, just just cast your eyes sideways down the
Speaker 6: street and see what everyone else is doing.
Speaker 4: I know I was locked in the zone. I didn't
Speaker 4: see it.
Speaker 2: And also yellow bin was full, so I assumed it
Speaker 2: was its turn. It doesn't work like that. It doesn't
Speaker 2: work that way. For whatever reason, the garbage man still
Speaker 2: didn't take the yellow bin because it was the green
Speaker 2: bin's turn.
Speaker 6: See if it's anything in our house, like in our house,
Speaker 6: the yellow bin when it's because it's got a lot
Speaker 6: of bottles like piling up, doesn't go, hey, this is
Speaker 6: my turn, empty me.
Speaker 7: Doesn't work like that.
Speaker 2: Doesn't work like that. You've still got to wait your turn.
Speaker 2: So there you go, wrong bin. And that wasn't good. Secondly,
Speaker 2: and I don't remember this happening, but it did. Car said, look,
Speaker 2: i've left some washing it unfortunately, can you just hang
Speaker 2: it out? And I was like, no worries, I'll get
Speaker 2: to that when I do. Didn't get to it. That
Speaker 2: particular washing went completely moldy oh yuh. Now I can't
Speaker 2: get the smell out. It smells like mold. I was
Speaker 2: wrong with you.
Speaker 4: So there you go. That's step number two. And finally
Speaker 4: this was a clincher.
Speaker 2: So Saturday morning, car I texted me and she said, look,
Speaker 2: a Hollo Fresh arrival has just turned up at the
Speaker 2: door or at the front. Can you go get it
Speaker 2: in and bear in mind how hot it was on Saturday. Yes,
Speaker 2: absolute scorch. I said, no worries, dull, I'll get it
Speaker 2: for you. I'll bring it in, put some stuff in
Speaker 2: the fridge. No problems on top of this stuff. I
Speaker 2: get it. So I took it in and I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've got hollow Fresh. Well, it's first time
Speaker 2: i'd explored a hollow fresh box. Right.
Speaker 4: It's a big barsket in.
Speaker 2: There, which is like a white which I have thought
Speaker 2: was just like a big white ice bag because they
Speaker 2: put in some icebags. They kept it nice and cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but unfortunately, so I said, well, I'll ditch that. There's
Speaker 2: a couple of little there's a couple of little baskets
Speaker 2: in there full of food. Ditch the ice bag, and
Speaker 2: then it was promptly informed a little bit later on
Speaker 2: that that ice bag contained all the meat and a
Speaker 2: few are the key ingredients.
Speaker 7: Idiot, you are an absolute moron.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree. I wish we could disagree on this,
Speaker 4: but I am a moron.
Speaker 2: And there were sterner words used when I told my
Speaker 2: lovely wife Kara.
Speaker 8: Oh no, and so like, what did you do with
Speaker 8: the rest of the ingredients?
Speaker 2: Well, the rest of the ingredients are sitting there on
Speaker 2: the recycling bit. Yeah, and they're not going to be
Speaker 2: doing anything because they don't have the main ingredients. So
Speaker 2: there you go. It was a full degree to day,
Speaker 2: so I couldn't salvage it. After three or four hours,
Speaker 2: it's completely gone off. Yep, let's see you What what
Speaker 2: we did learn is two days is my limit?
Speaker 8: Two days?
Speaker 2: You're done three days. On day three, I reckon, I'm
Speaker 2: starting to drink toilet water.
Speaker 7: But you tell me you built a time machine that's
Speaker 7: on this day.
Speaker 2: Yes, let's sell about you say the seventeenth of January
Speaker 2: by going down just a little bit of a trip
Speaker 2: down memory lane. Let's go back to nineteen twenty two,
Speaker 2: the late and Great Betty White was born, so today
Speaker 2: would have been her one hundred and first birthday.
Speaker 4: Bless her.
Speaker 8: Probably one of the most loved women on the planet.
Speaker 4: I reckon, Betty, if you don't love her, it's on you.
Speaker 4: What's your problem?
Speaker 7: If you don't love Betty Wish, then you're an asshole?
Speaker 4: Spot on. I could not have said it better.
Speaker 2: In nineteen twenty nine, Popeye the Sailor Man made his
Speaker 2: common strip de boot.
Speaker 4: These biceps though it is four arms?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 2: He's got massive forearms and skim the little biceps and
Speaker 2: it's like, mate.
Speaker 4: What are you pushing and pulling in the gym?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know that sort of that?
Speaker 8: And also post a child for spinach?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 12: Though?
Speaker 7: Get it into you?
Speaker 2: You think my spinach intake are going any different directions?
Speaker 2: Really good forearms, it must be solid.
Speaker 4: Very good arms.
Speaker 2: In nineteen seventy eight, after tumultuous final two, the sex
Speaker 2: Pistols break up as a band, which is announced the
Speaker 2: following day.
Speaker 4: One of the iconic pop bands of this generation give
Speaker 4: Me one of their songs, This sex Pisto the Greek page.
Speaker 2: It was strictly moved on in two thousand suffer cardiac
Speaker 2: arrests at a Wiggles reim show that was raising funds
Speaker 2: for bushfire relief efforts. Page only survived due to the
Speaker 2: quick actions of those around him, with with his employees
Speaker 2: and an off duty nurse immediately performing CPR and then
Speaker 2: using a defibrillator.
Speaker 6: What seems also didn't wag the dog just spring into action.
Speaker 2: Came into life, as did Henry the Octopus. Niche so
Speaker 2: good at CPR when you got eight arms.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And then Emma was like, getting the big red car.
Speaker 7: We're going to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Fine. Kids are like, what's happening? Is it all part
Speaker 4: of the show? Kids to chug and chug and big
Speaker 4: red car to the hospital.
Speaker 10: Why is it?
Speaker 7: Greg breathing?
Speaker 2: Mum, It's fine, It's all an act, Mummy. Twenty twelve,
Speaker 2: James becomes youngest player in the NBA history to record
Speaker 2: twenty thousand career points. He's only a few hundred points
Speaker 2: away from taking over Kreem Abdul Jabbar as the NBA's
Speaker 2: all time leading points score.
Speaker 6: As an NBA nuffie, that's the only word I can
Speaker 6: describe you.
Speaker 8: You'd be all about Lebron wouldn't.
Speaker 2: You anything he does. I'm obsessed with whatever team he
Speaker 2: goes for.
Speaker 4: I will support.
Speaker 2: I don't care even if you turned up at North Adelaide,
Speaker 2: I'd be their biggest fan. Like screwing Lebron James North Allerpe,
Speaker 2: it comes with a heavy price.
Speaker 6: Imagine playing socials at North Adelaide and they.
Speaker 8: Go, you're going to be defending Lebron James.
Speaker 2: The scene so North Adelaide number six, Lebron James, you're kidding?
Speaker 2: Who's Mark and Lebron? The Nmon song in January seventeenth.
Speaker 2: In two thousand and three, Yes, was Lose Yourself by.
Speaker 4: Eminem My Mom Spaghetti. That's the one. It's jodiezy.
Speaker 11: Ta Sweetest Tamba.
Speaker 4: To boot topic Tuesday.
Speaker 6: Well, well, well this is where things get a little
Speaker 6: bit steamy because we talk about things that most people
Speaker 6: just feel uncomfortable talking about, and we do it on Tuesday,
Speaker 6: on Tuesday, becoming a regular thing. We've got a phone
Speaker 6: call here, Hazy from Katie from Onley.
Speaker 7: Good morning, good morning, how are you good?
Speaker 6: Good Katie, this is a safe space. Tell us what
Speaker 6: you need to tell us about? Yeah yourself?
Speaker 3: Well, first off, loving the show, guys, thanks. So I've
Speaker 3: just turned thirty four and I still hold my the post,
Speaker 3: I guess you'd call it. And I'm at the stage
Speaker 3: where I'm wanting to, you know, probably get a bit
Speaker 3: more serious about meeting somebody and maybe settling down. But
Speaker 3: it's really savage in the dating world, and it's sort
Speaker 3: of a bit of a turn off. So I guess
Speaker 3: I wanted to ask you about how to approach the
Speaker 3: situation moving.
Speaker 4: Forward, Katie.
Speaker 2: It's going to come straight out with some real hard
Speaker 2: hitting questions or so straight up.
Speaker 4: This is through all of your own doing.
Speaker 2: This is your choice, and what I'm asking is if
Speaker 2: you had wanted to lose your virginity at any sort
Speaker 2: of stage much really, you could have, but you've chosen
Speaker 2: to hold off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's a little bit of a confidence thing,
Speaker 3: or it's just never the opportunity to never really like
Speaker 3: present itself. It's not that I haven't not for us
Speaker 3: any of that really justus reasons, or I'm wanting to
Speaker 3: wait for marriage or anything went bad and isigated a bit.
Speaker 3: You know, when I was at Uni, the best surrounded
Speaker 3: with guys that never sort of went all the way,
Speaker 3: and so I'm not open to it, but I guess
Speaker 3: I'm not really into casual encounters.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so, Katie, is it just simply a case that
Speaker 6: you haven't met the right person, You haven't met a
Speaker 6: guy that you've felt all girl, that you've felt comfortable
Speaker 6: enough with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you're confidencing and it's something that I want,
Speaker 3: but I don't want to rush into it. But then
Speaker 3: I also think you're thirty four, like.
Speaker 8: You're not rushing, Katie.
Speaker 6: I would hate to be single these days because it
Speaker 6: just seems like all online dating, which oh, terrifies me.
Speaker 7: Have you gone down that pum?
Speaker 3: I've just started to dip my pose into it, and
Speaker 3: let me just tell you, it is the wild worst slash. Yeah,
Speaker 3: public physic because I'm not experienced. They don't chat in
Speaker 3: that kind of way or give off that kind of
Speaker 3: a vibe. Maybe, but I've had extremes from how I
Speaker 3: use distick all the way through the guys dropping their mums,
Speaker 3: dropping them off, and you know, well, maybe have a
Speaker 3: date or two and it just doesn't really progress or
Speaker 3: I avoid the conversation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna try it out there. Katie.
Speaker 2: You are a beautiful, wholesome young lady and like sex
Speaker 2: should be a really beautiful thing and it shouldn't be
Speaker 2: wasted just for the sake of it. So if you're
Speaker 2: holding out and genuinely waiting for the right person, for
Speaker 2: the right opportunity and all those types of things, and
Speaker 2: that's actually a really, really beautiful thing, particularly in today's society.
Speaker 3: I just kind of assume that that would be a
Speaker 3: turn off farther than a turn on. But if you
Speaker 3: think it would be a turn on, just to be honest.
Speaker 7: About it, can you.
Speaker 6: Quite often, in my experience, so you find love when
Speaker 6: you're not necessarily looking hard for it, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean, just sort of when you're ready for it,
Speaker 6: then it just appears. So I don't know if that's
Speaker 6: helpful at all, but I do hope you find someone
Speaker 6: that you feel comfortable enough to actually go.
Speaker 8: Down that path with.
Speaker 3: Thank you, it has been helpful. Sometimes it's just helpful
Speaker 3: to stay it out lad, so practice saying it.
Speaker 6: I Gesskatie, thank you so much for being so open
Speaker 6: and honest for us this morning.
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Speaker 2: the show thirteen twenty four to ten. Of course, Ken text.
Speaker 2: Its so for double nine one nine. If you missed
Speaker 2: it yesterday, we actually surprised Jody with a male stripper
Speaker 2: for her birthday. Beautiful man by the name of Kelvin.
Speaker 4: Oh it's lovely.
Speaker 2: Kelvin heads up videos on the Jody and Hazy Instagram
Speaker 2: as well as an over nine Instagram. You should definitely
Speaker 2: watch it. You should watch it right now. Actually you
Speaker 2: should watch it a couple of times. Here's just a
Speaker 2: little tiny bit of Jody's reaction at the time.
Speaker 4: It was priceless.
Speaker 5: Kelvin very good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're very vocal, Jody.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he whipped me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you whipped you several times.
Speaker 2: I think at one stage there was chocolate sauce, so
Speaker 2: I sort of located was a direct landry his nipple.
Speaker 8: I do have to check my buttons to see if
Speaker 8: he marked me.
Speaker 4: Oh, you've been marked for life in.
Speaker 8: The newsroom to do that as opposed to you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Joey, you actually don't know this, but we kept
Speaker 2: the tape rolling after the show finished yesterday. We got
Speaker 2: your immediate reaction. So take a bit of a listen.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 8: What the did you just do?
Speaker 7: What did you do?
Speaker 2: Just wished you a happy birthday in the form of
Speaker 2: our very good friend, friend of the show now, Calvin
Speaker 2: from Wiscay Entertainment. Thank you so much, Kelvin. What an experience.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Kelvin. Can I just start by saying, I
Speaker 8: hate strippers him, not as people.
Speaker 6: I'm sure they're lovely, but male strippers like swinging their
Speaker 6: stuff in my face.
Speaker 8: I'm not about it.
Speaker 6: I would rather you get me a female stripper than
Speaker 6: a male stripper.
Speaker 2: Well that's very rude, because male strippers speak very highly
Speaker 2: as you and Calvin did a good job, great job.
Speaker 6: So in the lead up to it, you were like,
Speaker 6: we're all about sentiment here on the show. Just stand
Speaker 6: by because I think there's gonna be some tears.
Speaker 8: And I'm thinking, do you know what they've done?
Speaker 7: Do you know what my beautiful team have done?
Speaker 6: And I'm looking at you, ep short, I'm looking at
Speaker 6: you producers. Are we? I thought, my team have just
Speaker 6: compiled a gorgeous messages from my kids.
Speaker 7: That's what I thought.
Speaker 6: That's what I was bracing myself for it. And in
Speaker 6: my head, I'm going, oh, I'm gonna cry here.
Speaker 8: I really will, I really will.
Speaker 7: And then instruts.
Speaker 4: Calvin, it was a really different path, which is fine.
Speaker 4: You know, we're creating memories. I mean, you remember this
Speaker 4: for the rest of your life.
Speaker 6: Oh, there's no doubt about that. I folded away in
Speaker 6: the memory bank.
Speaker 8: And I want to.
Speaker 6: Know from each of you who this idea was that,
Speaker 6: who was responsible.
Speaker 4: Everyone's going to look at each other.
Speaker 10: Who do you think is the real Yeah?
Speaker 7: Great question that knob head over?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, guilty.
Speaker 1: We just wanted to make sure your first birthday at
Speaker 1: Nova is part of the j D and Hazy show
Speaker 1: was memorable, And.
Speaker 2: The best part about it was the first question I thought,
Speaker 2: well maybe God in this path was well, let's call
Speaker 2: you beautiful husband Greg. Yeah, and we will completely get
Speaker 2: a better understanding as to whether this will sit with
Speaker 2: you and firstly whether he approves, And it was a
Speaker 2: yes and a yes.
Speaker 1: And then after We've got Greg's approval, we then went
Speaker 1: on to our vicanboss. Then yes, and he was yes.
Speaker 8: He was all about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 8: I love that my husband doesn't have a jealous bone.
Speaker 6: He's like, you want to bring a naked man into
Speaker 6: the studio and rub himself all over my wife show?
Speaker 4: That's fine, Welcome to nov What about the.
Speaker 6: Part when he said, Okay, you need to lick this
Speaker 6: chocolate syrup off my nipple.
Speaker 8: I would not have thought Kelvin.
Speaker 2: And I loved his follow up, which he said, well,
Speaker 2: trust me lick it because I could put it in
Speaker 2: a much more dangerous place.
Speaker 6: So true. But my favorite part of all of that
Speaker 6: is when he's girating on top of you and your
Speaker 6: face was just mortified, and I'm like, I'm just whispering
Speaker 6: to you.
Speaker 8: Think of comrade.
Speaker 2: We're back in real time, and yes, I was thinking
Speaker 2: about Tom, which got me through, took me to a
Speaker 2: really really happy place.
Speaker 4: But look, we're twenty four hours almost posts. Are you
Speaker 4: feeling good?
Speaker 8: Angry? Still angry?
Speaker 4: Yeah, in a good way.
Speaker 8: Don't do it? No, don't know it again.
Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: The feedback has been immense and the coverage has been great,
Speaker 2: So it's almost going to turn into a regular thing,
Speaker 2: not weekly, maybe fortnightly.
Speaker 8: No, I don't even think about it.
Speaker 7: Alive.
Speaker 2: Jade's such is the characteristics with the way that humans live.
Speaker 4: That's unfortunately, death is certain.
Speaker 2: It happens all the time, I know, but confusing sometimes
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 6: But it's prompted this segment because sometimes you go the
Speaker 6: person is to with us or if they passed away, celebrities,
Speaker 6: we're talking, who's.
Speaker 4: To tell her? If you're even alive? Right now?
Speaker 7: I don't feel it.
Speaker 2: Come on, did you have your soul taken out of
Speaker 2: you yesterday morning at around eight fifty five?
Speaker 4: Did you?
Speaker 6: I think this is dropper extracted the soul from my forty,
Speaker 6: amongst other things, with my dignity.
Speaker 4: And just on that.
Speaker 2: If you want to see Jody's soul leave her body,
Speaker 2: then tune into the Nova nine or nine Instagram account
Speaker 2: or the Jody Nasy instagram can.
Speaker 6: I It's been a week and a half of this
Speaker 6: show and I hadn't bared my ass, so you know,
Speaker 6: I thought it was about time you thought you do
Speaker 6: really due to present this morning?
Speaker 4: Anyway? This is dead or a live produces Zoe He
Speaker 4: is in goodmoins you.
Speaker 14: Good morning, guys, Good morning though, good morning. Are you
Speaker 14: ready to guess whether people have perished or not?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: Please think of anything I want to do more?
Speaker 10: Awesome? Awesome?
Speaker 14: All right, Well let's kick it off with Benita Collins.
Speaker 14: Benita from Play School an Australian theater, television and film
Speaker 14: character actress and children's TV presenter, best known for her
Speaker 14: occurring years on play School. She's also featured in Ossie
Speaker 14: documentaries and commercials.
Speaker 10: She was born in nineteen forty Dead or alive.
Speaker 2: I believe that when she did pass away, the hashtag
Speaker 2: was Benita SEEA. I'm going to say she's not with
Speaker 2: us anymore. There's only one person from Playschool that I
Speaker 2: can remember, and that's Jemima.
Speaker 7: What about big.
Speaker 8: Ted ted rocket clock?
Speaker 4: Yes, the rocket clock. They're all dead too.
Speaker 10: Chose what do you reckon?
Speaker 8: I think she's still with us.
Speaker 10: Benita Banita is still with us?
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, pretty strong for you.
Speaker 14: All right, fine, we'll jumped straight into the second one.
Speaker 14: Bubbles also known as Michael Jackson's Chimpanzee chimpanzee once kept
Speaker 14: as a pet by the American singer Michael Jackson, who
Speaker 14: brought him from a Texas research facility in the eighties.
Speaker 14: In eighty seven, during the Bad World Tour, Bubbles and
Speaker 14: Jackson drank tea with the mayor of Asuka, Japan.
Speaker 10: Mind a plane press class ticket?
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, Wherever.
Speaker 7: He could take him and get away with her, he would.
Speaker 4: Wherever he was accepted.
Speaker 10: Then Bubbles was there? Is he dead?
Speaker 6: Or alive.
Speaker 7: He's dead.
Speaker 8: He got a shocking case of monkey boss.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did, giving yourself inflicted too. Only say Bubbles
Speaker 2: has passed as well.
Speaker 10: Say Bubbles has passed.
Speaker 14: Now he is alive at the ripe age of thirty nine.
Speaker 14: Bubbles is alive and well. The Michael Jackson estate has
Speaker 14: supported the annual costs of his care.
Speaker 10: Since he passed.
Speaker 4: I think Bubbles has seen some stuff.
Speaker 10: Bubbles has seen a lot.
Speaker 2: And if Bubbles could write an autobiography, Oh.
Speaker 4: Boy, do you know what?
Speaker 6: Bubbles wants to be one of one of those three
Speaker 6: little monkeys, like the see no evil he Bubbles wants.
Speaker 4: He wants to be the one covering his face. He
Speaker 4: doesn't see anything anymore. Final one still one' zip Jody
Speaker 4: Coffee's on the line. Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 10: That is what we're doing?
Speaker 14: Yeah, loser buyers coffee and boy, I feel like one
Speaker 14: so number three. Neil Olden Armstrong an American astronaut and
Speaker 14: aeronautical engineer who became the first person to walk on
Speaker 14: the Moon in sixty nine. He was also a naval aviator,
Speaker 14: test pilot, and university professor on Apollo eleven, Gemini eight
Speaker 14: Older Big ones. He was born in August nineteen thirty
Speaker 14: dead or alive.
Speaker 4: Jody, you go first, young lady.
Speaker 8: He's alive, hazy.
Speaker 4: He has unfortunately passed away.
Speaker 10: He has his diet, that's what you call it.
Speaker 4: Comeback right at the.
Speaker 10: Death August twenty twelve.
Speaker 14: We lost him, okay, Yeah, the complications from surgery.
Speaker 6: Sometimes we should listen to that voice in my head,
Speaker 6: my instinct that says, no, you've seen something in the
Speaker 6: news about.
Speaker 8: Him passing your way.
Speaker 14: No, no, no.
Speaker 7: Ignore that instinct. Joy and Jody opposite.
Speaker 10: That brings us to a tire. So I think we
Speaker 10: ought to have a tie breaker. Coffee. Coffee is happening
Speaker 10: all right? Last one?
Speaker 14: Yep Ian Smith an Australian actor, TV producer and screenwriter,
Speaker 14: most affectionately known for his role as Harold on.
Speaker 7: Neighbors Everybody Needs Good Name.
Speaker 14: He was born in June nineteen thirty eight. Dead or alive.
Speaker 4: I just saw I'm picturing Howld right now. You know
Speaker 4: he's speaker.
Speaker 2: That's unbelievable and it's just like he's a turkey.
Speaker 6: Harold has got the big gewls of any man.
Speaker 7: I'm saying, we just wabbler.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 10: I was active for Hazy.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say he's definitely still active. I think
Speaker 2: I saw him do something the other I think he
Speaker 2: was part of the neighbor's farewell before it came back.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to say his life.
Speaker 10: Was he fun of that?
Speaker 8: I don't remember seeing it was?
Speaker 10: Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 6: Well, then I'm going to say his past. If he
Speaker 6: wasn't part of that, then he's not no longer with us.
Speaker 10: This led to you he's alive. He is well, actually
Speaker 10: like eighty four years old old. Well, Harold.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 10: Coffee on you.
Speaker 4: That means technically it's you'll buy it for goffee?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Sure, thanks.
Speaker 2: Yesterday were graced with the presence of a beautiful man
Speaker 2: by the name of Kelvin. I implore you to jump
Speaker 2: on the socials Instagram Jody and Hazy or No. Over
Speaker 2: nine one nine and just check out the video when
Speaker 2: Jody met Kelvin.
Speaker 6: It was right about this time yesterday morning where I
Speaker 6: was invited to lick chocolate syrup off a man's nipple
Speaker 6: and it wasn't my husband give me the big tip?
Speaker 12: Ah?
Speaker 4: Yes, please check it out.
Speaker 6: Hey to on tomorrow show Sam Smith tickets to give
Speaker 6: away the first in Town exclusive to No.
Speaker 8: Over nine one nine. We're gonna do a little thing
Speaker 8: called Second Date Update.
Speaker 6: Basically, we're going to talk to a girl who was
Speaker 6: ghosted and then we're going to confront the ghost and
Speaker 6: say what the hell. And we're gonna do a little
Speaker 6: segment called ask us Anything too, So you can get
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Speaker 8: You can ask us any question you.
Speaker 4: Like, no questions off limit. Have a fantastic date