Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. Oh hey, welcome to your Friday.
Speaker 1: And it's not just any Friday. Are you allowed to say?
Speaker 1: Of course, it's Jojo Seawah Friday.
Speaker 2: It's Jojo Sea.
Speaker 1: I am so excited. Comer is a bit okay, that's
Speaker 1: all I need to pay.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't know better.
Speaker 1: I love her, I just can't. I'm so excited. In fact,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm going to do. I'm changing the
Speaker 1: SA good Ay topic. I've just remembered what it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go.
Speaker 1: Did your mom ever give you a day off school
Speaker 1: to see someone or go somewhere and you just couldn't
Speaker 1: believe You're like because full disclosure, my kids are here
Speaker 1: now to meet Jojo Seawah. It's a cultural event.
Speaker 3: This will never happen again in their lifetime. This is
Speaker 3: you've made the right call as a mother's one.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I remember my mum gave me the day
Speaker 1: off to go to the Royal Melbourne Show when I
Speaker 1: was little, and I could not believe it. You know,
Speaker 1: out in the world on a train when all your
Speaker 1: friends are at school, you never forget that feeling and
Speaker 1: not having.
Speaker 3: To pretend you're at home sick to actually enjoy the world.
Speaker 2: You're allowed seeing it go round.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. Thirteen twenty four to ten. We want to
Speaker 3: know why did you get a day off school? How
Speaker 3: good are cool? Mom's Jojo Seawa will join us live
Speaker 3: in the studio after three o'clock.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's do this, Chrissy say today.
Speaker 1: As soon as we found out that Jojo Siwe was
Speaker 1: going to be live on this show. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm doing out of school, but I don't
Speaker 1: think she's doing too much publicity.
Speaker 2: I don't think she is Swanny.
Speaker 3: I think she's literally here for twenty four to forty
Speaker 3: eight hours, and we.
Speaker 1: Just feel so we just feel so lucky that we're
Speaker 1: going to be in her orbit.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'll believe it until she's in this
Speaker 3: studio with the microphone on.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree. In fact, I nearly called you
Speaker 1: on the way to work today, going and how she canceled?
Speaker 1: She really? Is it really happening or did we dream it?
Speaker 1: But I have just in case she does turn up.
Speaker 1: I have given my kids the day of school because
Speaker 1: they loved jo Josiah. We love her, did.
Speaker 2: They fall in love with her? On Dance Moms or.
Speaker 1: Dance Moms first of course, but more recently with her
Speaker 1: metamorphosis into this really great, authentic, you know, tough girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I am. I'm the best mom in the world.
Speaker 2: You're a cool mom.
Speaker 3: In nineteen twenty four to ten, we want to know
Speaker 3: the reason your mom gave you a day off school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because my mum let me go to the show
Speaker 1: when I should have been at school. Oh my god, Andy,
Speaker 1: what will you never ever forget?
Speaker 5: Hi, guys, I will never ever love your show. I
Speaker 5: will never ever forget when I was in primary school,
Speaker 5: mum will take us out of primary school when it
Speaker 5: snowed and take us up to the snow. Oh this
Speaker 5: was Mount Waverley, so it didn't snow often in the
Speaker 5: danding nooms. Yeah, but it was, Yeah, something you never forget.
Speaker 1: So did you did? You used to have to listen
Speaker 1: to you know, Rob Jell's forecast to see when it
Speaker 1: was going to snow, and then you're like, whoo, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 5: She just pings up pick us up there at the school.
Speaker 5: She was so strict that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 7: It was a huge thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was massive. That's one of those things that
Speaker 5: you remember.
Speaker 1: You have just added the extra bonus thrill of being
Speaker 1: picked up from school, Like it's one thing to wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning and not go, but to already
Speaker 1: be there and then be busted out via the front desk.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So that's ballsy by your mom.
Speaker 3: I like that, And we're going to send you a
Speaker 3: double past Gladiator too, which is in cinemas.
Speaker 1: Now, kysteff, Hi, I love this one. I've just read
Speaker 1: what it is. What did your mom give you a
Speaker 1: day off to do?
Speaker 7: JT was in town and I had tickets to his concert,
Speaker 7: but they were general admissions, so you had to line
Speaker 7: up to get in the front row, and she gave
Speaker 7: me the day off to see JT.
Speaker 1: Just in case you. JT's of course the great justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1: And what year was this? Do you think two thousand
Speaker 1: and four? Oh my god, great times? And do you
Speaker 1: know what you were wearing? Like did you have to
Speaker 1: I remember in those days you would have to like
Speaker 1: take sleeping bags and deck chairs and like it was
Speaker 1: a really serious event.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it was very serious. I'm actually like still
Speaker 7: friends with people that I met in line. Yes, groupie, Yeah, mentality,
Speaker 7: it's mad.
Speaker 3: Do you go to other shows together, Steph. Have you
Speaker 3: been to other concerts with those people?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: Then when he was out in two thousand and seven,
Speaker 7: we were all lining up together again.
Speaker 1: Wow, fantastic.
Speaker 2: How good is live music?
Speaker 3: After I went a choice of varm last night and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I think this is my favorite thing in
Speaker 3: the world to do, really live music.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's my least.
Speaker 3: A double Past to Sea Gladiated too for you as well, Steph.
Speaker 3: Let's finish with Catherine.
Speaker 1: Hello, Catherine, my guys love the show.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 5: I'm not I haven't been taken out of school, but
Speaker 5: next week I'm taking my two children, ten year old
Speaker 5: boys thirteen year old daughter to Costco.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's better than Disney Led Catherine.
Speaker 8: She's gonna go nap and.
Speaker 1: Make sure you get a hot dog on the way out.
Speaker 1: They are supreme, are they? Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you know like an ikea hot dog that vibe? Yes?
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 1: And the pizza is good too.
Speaker 2: A double pasta Gladiator too for you, Catherine.
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Speaker 1: The Greasy Swan Show, everyone is talking about Troy Savanna
Speaker 1: at the moment. Oh my god, you were at the
Speaker 1: show last night? Was it amazing?
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable, Like one of my favorite shows, concerts
Speaker 3: I've ever been. So it was at Sydney my music
Speaker 3: ball in Melbourne, outdoors. The vibe, nice, warm night. The
Speaker 3: vibe was just unmatched. Was like a festival.
Speaker 1: It was so far, how gorgeous, and an audience full
Speaker 1: of young whipper.
Speaker 2: Snappers, no doubt full of days.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my favorite. And of course after his
Speaker 1: amazing speech at the Arias, he's really he's really kicking
Speaker 1: them goals, you know. Anyway, he's revealed a very harrowing
Speaker 1: story about his father, his head and a nail gun.
Speaker 4: He got shot in the head with a nail gun,
Speaker 4: like a five centimeter now went into his brain and
Speaker 4: had had like emergency surgery and he's completely fine.
Speaker 2: It's like a miracle.
Speaker 6: I want to see.
Speaker 1: I love. I've sort of noticed seen a lot of
Speaker 1: Troy mately. He just says sort of shocking weird things.
Speaker 1: They just come out of his MiG at the arias.
Speaker 1: It was a really personal story that you would tell,
Speaker 1: you know, to maybe a handful of people, and it's
Speaker 1: just he just blurts it out. And then he's having this,
Speaker 1: you know, presumably quite a civilized interview, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad got shot in the head with anail down.
Speaker 2: You're right. It's the delivery is so nonchalant.
Speaker 1: And it's no filter. It's like, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: should be saying this. Oh, it's stuff that I'm going
Speaker 1: to say it.
Speaker 3: And then a graphic appeared of the nail in his
Speaker 3: dad's head.
Speaker 1: And that is deep in there. How does that even happen?
Speaker 2: How do you like live through that? That looks like
Speaker 2: it would go into the brain.
Speaker 1: But I think it did. I think it did go.
Speaker 1: Like it was. It was very, very serious and as
Speaker 1: he said, an absolute miracle. I am terrified of workshop
Speaker 1: tools and appliances. I really really am.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I mow my own lawn now, but even then, like
Speaker 1: I did it yesterday, yea, I had to, like I
Speaker 1: make sure I had to shoot like proper covered toes.
Speaker 2: We need to get you some steel caps. Maybe I
Speaker 2: do need that, Yeah, because then you'll feel safe. You
Speaker 2: know that your toes are okay.
Speaker 1: The concentration, I've got my tongue out. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: my feet, looking at the blades. I take it very,
Speaker 1: very seriously because I don't trust myself with power tools.
Speaker 1: I know that I'm an accident waiting to happen.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, have you.
Speaker 3: Ever, I'm getting scared walking into my dad's shed.
Speaker 1: Good, he's good on the tools, David.
Speaker 3: I see like the soar on the bench and every
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, even just the sight of the blade
Speaker 3: that drops is that one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I feel like they should be reserved for horror films.
Speaker 1: And that's all I agree.
Speaker 2: I think nail guns should be like illegal. They just
Speaker 2: look scary.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're right, you could kill someone with one.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you had a mishap
Speaker 3: with a power tool? We want to hear about it
Speaker 3: and will give you a prize to make you feel better.
Speaker 1: Gruesome plus please A Creasy Swan Shows. A Creasy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the times that you've had to run
Speaker 1: with a power tool in the shared or in the workshop,
Speaker 1: and you've come off second best. Troyce armsdad did just
Speaker 1: that and ended up with a nail gun in his head.
Speaker 4: He got shot in the head with a nail gun
Speaker 4: like a five centimeter and now went into his brain
Speaker 4: and had had like emergency surgery and he's completely fine.
Speaker 2: It's like a miracle.
Speaker 1: I want to see. I mean, look, I love that
Speaker 1: we've got the outcome, but I want to know how
Speaker 1: this happened. Yeah, and where was troy Sevan's mother at
Speaker 1: the time. That's what I would like to know. How
Speaker 1: does a nail from an OL gun end up in
Speaker 1: the back of a man's head.
Speaker 3: His mom's so cool. She would have been like out
Speaker 3: shopping or at a gig or something. She's a vibe
Speaker 3: thirty twenty four cent. What happened with the power tool?
Speaker 1: What happened? Mikayla?
Speaker 6: So, I was camping with my partner for my very
Speaker 6: first time as well, and we're sitting around the fire.
Speaker 6: It was pitch black at night. I had songs on
Speaker 6: and I've gotten up to walk through to the toilet
Speaker 6: and as I've gone around the camp chair, he had
Speaker 6: his retractable store against it. Yeah, and I've kicked the
Speaker 6: handle of it and it slipped the blade up and
Speaker 6: cut open the side of my ankle, the back of
Speaker 6: my ankle, and a bunch of blade mark to cross
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I'm sorry. I am speechless. I knew
Speaker 1: I hated camping, but now I really really hate it
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: That was your first mistake, Mikayla, going camping. Can I
Speaker 2: just say, I've.
Speaker 6: Been decited to go camping for my whole life? Anyway?
Speaker 6: That was the one to remember.
Speaker 1: Were you in the middle of nowhere? How did you
Speaker 1: get some medical attention?
Speaker 6: Well? I didn't until like the next day, like later
Speaker 6: the next day. What so it was a Saturday night
Speaker 6: and I didn't get I went got back into like
Speaker 6: the community area late Sunday avote, but I didn't actually
Speaker 6: end up going into the doctors till Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Mikayla, I would have required a chopper.
Speaker 1: And what what were the what were the wounds in
Speaker 1: the end? Were there stitches and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 6: I did need stitches, but because of how late I
Speaker 6: left it, they just wanted to glue it up or
Speaker 6: butterfly stitch it.
Speaker 1: And what does it look like now?
Speaker 6: A decent scar, A couple of decent scars.
Speaker 1: Did you leave that?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you leave that partner? No?
Speaker 6: No, we both decided it was fifty to fifty fault.
Speaker 2: Wowcher for you, Michayla. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I could see that all unfolding.
Speaker 2: I can feel it like my achilles is.
Speaker 1: My toes is bunched up.
Speaker 10: Hi, Daniella, Hey guys, this is a pretty gross one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think I can do gross.
Speaker 2: No, I can. I've seen I've seen a word here.
Speaker 2: I want to hear about it.
Speaker 10: So my dad used to work in another twice they
Speaker 10: have they have meat grinders and meat saws. One of
Speaker 10: the guys that he was working alongside was sawing some
Speaker 10: meat and he accidentally thought off his finger. So while
Speaker 10: they rushed him off to the hospital, my dad was designator.
Speaker 10: It was designated to look for the finger amongst all
Speaker 10: the meat. He found it.
Speaker 3: Christy's taking Chris, he's taking her headphones off because she
Speaker 3: can't hear it.
Speaker 2: So wait, your dad had to go through through the meat. Yes,
Speaker 2: what kind of meat like sausage?
Speaker 10: It was a pig, it was, and he had to
Speaker 10: go through all the more to the finger. He found it. Yeah,
Speaker 10: he found it. He brought they brought it back to
Speaker 10: the hospital and they actually put it back on. How
Speaker 10: effective that finger was. I'm not too short.
Speaker 2: It's a happy ending.
Speaker 3: They found a finger and then they put it back on,
Speaker 3: and now he's got his finger and it smells like pork.
Speaker 1: Apparently the Crispy Swan Show. Let's go click it, Chrissy.
Speaker 1: There's some really great audio going around of a do
Speaker 1: I want to say journalist movie Pepperazzo? Is it?
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 1: A TMZ report, A TMZ reporter doors stopping at Tina
Speaker 1: and Ole's of course, Beyonce and solanges mother and trying
Speaker 1: to get some juice desperately trying to get some juice
Speaker 1: about the Netflix performance that was glitchy?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because Netflix Beyonce's performing on Christmas Day at
Speaker 3: a half time for one of the NFL games. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I think it's the first time Netflix are streaming
Speaker 3: this live.
Speaker 2: And when they streamed that fight live the other day.
Speaker 1: It was it was bad. It was really bad. And
Speaker 1: you know, it's a fair question. What do you think, Tina?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's gonna be glitchy? Are you concerned
Speaker 1: about Netflix having any glitches from Beyonce's Christmas day perform.
Speaker 2: Men for everything people have gone.
Speaker 1: I love that, Miss Tina. Do you think that all
Speaker 1: the Beyonce's Grammy and arms kind of make up like
Speaker 1: the lack of CMA love. I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 2: We know that's right, And I thank you somebody.
Speaker 1: I like that. I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 2: We know that's right, Tina. She was a full Miss Tina.
Speaker 3: Fangirls so funny Tina. I'm surprised Tina didn't chat more.
Speaker 3: She usually loves her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she normally loves a little guest back her golden child.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Lizzie.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 11: I know that it's not about appearances, but she is
Speaker 11: looking amazing, like phenomenal. She looks sharp and sane like
Speaker 11: compared to the stuff that was going around a few
Speaker 11: years ago, which was very concerning.
Speaker 3: She seemed extremely weathered, yes, and unhinged. Yeah, and there
Speaker 3: was that accent that would come and it.
Speaker 1: Was just, yeah, she was not having a good time
Speaker 1: of it. But no, my god, hasn't she turned that
Speaker 1: brown upside?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry, but that's one of the best face lifts
Speaker 2: I've seen in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I think she's taken in a photo of Kylie Jenner
Speaker 1: and said, I'll just have this, just do that on there,
Speaker 1: but you know it works, looks amazing. She was on
Speaker 1: who's that guy? Andy Cohen is at him?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's what happens Live?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She was on that shoe and she divulged a
Speaker 1: very interesting story about a producer an executive.
Speaker 12: I mean, the first movie I auditioned for was The
Speaker 12: Parent Trap, and I didn't. I haven't auditioned since.
Speaker 1: That true that a Disney executive asked you at the
Speaker 1: premiere of that movie if your.
Speaker 2: Sister was there?
Speaker 12: Yes, Michael, where's your twin? And I said, well, you
Speaker 12: should have peen me double because I don't have one.
Speaker 1: Where's your twin?
Speaker 2: That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Like Michael Isis is a really big
Speaker 1: name in.
Speaker 2: Yes, like a top dog.
Speaker 3: Surely he was across the casting in the way that
Speaker 3: showed that movie was being made.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, probably not. You don't think now, I reckon,
Speaker 1: he probably does contracts and has lunches and goes, yep, fine,
Speaker 1: let's just do that. Let's just let's commission it.
Speaker 2: That's still one of my top ten films, The Parent Trap.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Remind me of it again. See. I loved Freaky Friday,
Speaker 1: but original one.
Speaker 2: The parent trap is with who is that gorgeous woman
Speaker 2: the mother on it? What is her name? Elizabeth?
Speaker 1: J Natasha were just said to Dennis Craack. She every
Speaker 1: time I see Lindsay Lohan, no matter what age she is,
Speaker 1: she astounds me with what a great actress she is.
Speaker 1: She's so good. Yes, she's really really good.
Speaker 2: No matter what state she's in.
Speaker 3: But speaking of Lindsay states, can you please just give
Speaker 3: us a Lindsay voice tease that Jojo Siwa is coming
Speaker 3: on the show.
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere agaze because you're Joutes is the Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan show. Jack, I've got a situation. The weather is
Speaker 1: getting better and I can never ever wear Tola sandals
Speaker 1: anymore because I've lost my big toenail. Oh no, it's
Speaker 1: a really hot day to day here. I really wanted
Speaker 1: to wear my little sandals. I have to wear Runners.
Speaker 1: I have to wear Runners every day. Wow, for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Now, you always have a really great pedicure.
Speaker 1: Yes I do. I only get three a year, but
Speaker 1: they last.
Speaker 3: And how has this occurred? Though You've never how have
Speaker 3: you lost your big toenail walking.
Speaker 2: So all the walking has ripped it off.
Speaker 1: It's just a standard thing. Yeah, because it's hitting the
Speaker 1: top of the shoe thousands of times a day.
Speaker 3: What if we look at getting you like, you know
Speaker 3: those birken stocks I have, like the They're called the
Speaker 3: Boston and then they your toes are covered at least
Speaker 3: your ankle and foots, then out the back like a
Speaker 3: sly Mo.
Speaker 1: No, I'd feel like Papa Smurf. I just have to
Speaker 1: wear I just have to wear runners. That's it this summer.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's right down at the base. It's going to take
Speaker 1: a year to grow. I'm really upset.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you should go on mar send it.
Speaker 3: I don't wait until four because Jojo Siwa is joining
Speaker 3: us live in studio.
Speaker 2: I said it earlier in the show. I will believe
Speaker 2: it when I see it.
Speaker 1: Me too, And I'm not gonna believe my eyes. It'll
Speaker 1: be like seeing a live.
Speaker 2: Unicorn, it really will. She is magical.
Speaker 3: If you're not sure who we're talking about, she was
Speaker 3: like the star kid on Dance Moms.
Speaker 2: Next though, Chrissy's Quazy.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Shows do this.
Speaker 9: Frosty music and movies. Sis, that's what it feels like Christmas.
Speaker 9: Discover the more love this season at Westfield? Is he
Speaker 9: your local center today?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, Hello Katrina, Hello Chrissy. How's your Friday going, Darling?
Speaker 10: Oh, it's nearly wrapping up, picking up the kids, a
Speaker 10: couple of hours, more of work and made your wine.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I love all of that apart from the wine.
Speaker 1: Can you believe nearly four years? Katrina?
Speaker 5: Amazing?
Speaker 1: I know how boring? Hello Juie, Hello, Julie Hello. Was
Speaker 1: there a song in the eighties called Julie by Shaken Stevens.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I think there was. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to google that. Jewels Well, may the luck of Shaking
Speaker 1: Stevens be with you. In Chrissy's quizzy, your names are
Speaker 1: your buzzes. It's the first five and the first person
Speaker 1: to get three answers crack, when's the game? And we'll
Speaker 1: walk away not only with the bum bag, we're going
Speaker 1: to stuff a two hundred bucks worth of Westfield gift
Speaker 1: cards in it. Very nice.
Speaker 2: Question Number one.
Speaker 1: Can can you name the TV series Jojo Siwa? Start? Yes? Katrina, Mom, Yes, Katrina,
Speaker 1: I've got some very exciting news for you. Guess who's
Speaker 1: standing behind me behind glass?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, jo Jojo is here.
Speaker 1: Jojo is in the building, and so is a beautiful
Speaker 1: mother as well. All right, both looking deluxe.
Speaker 2: Question number three, that's one point to Katrina.
Speaker 1: On which social media platform do you post on someone's walla? Yes, Katrina, Facebook? Wow,
Speaker 1: you are hot to trot today, Katrina, so competitive? Can
Speaker 1: feel it?
Speaker 2: I can feel it.
Speaker 3: Question number three, This is for the win, Katrina, Julie,
Speaker 3: you're still in it though, my.
Speaker 2: Mate, Jamie Lee.
Speaker 1: I hope so too. Can't just be laid down mossire.
Speaker 1: Jamiie Curtis is celebrating a birthday today. Can you name
Speaker 1: one film that she's been in?
Speaker 5: Katrina?
Speaker 1: Yes, Katrina, for the win.
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I know the one with I'm going
Speaker 10: to have to I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Which is a.
Speaker 2: Game, Julie? Do you know one? Do you want to steal?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I've gone blank?
Speaker 1: No, I reckon, Katrina, you're thinking of true lies.
Speaker 9: That's it, damn it.
Speaker 2: Question number four.
Speaker 1: Soul is the capital of which country? Freaking obviously South Korea?
Speaker 1: Question num five. Sixteen year old Knox Jolly Pitt is
Speaker 1: the son of which Hollywood A Listen, Yes, Katrina.
Speaker 5: Angelie, Joey and Brad.
Speaker 1: Correct, Katrina, you've got tryna bucks to spend at Westfield.
Speaker 1: Well done and of course the bum bag don't know that.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The gorgeous weekend.
Speaker 3: Katrina and Julie enjoy Ladies, Hey live in studio. Next
Speaker 3: Jojo Siwa, the Craziest One Show.
Speaker 1: We are thrilled to welcome the legend, the myth Jojo Sila.
Speaker 1: Oh come God, had it cute up ready to go?
Speaker 1: I cannot believe we're looking at you. They saw an
Speaker 1: article in the newspaper that you were coming, and there
Speaker 1: was a big of you in front of flint Of
Speaker 1: Street and we were like, is this some sort of
Speaker 1: cruel joke that they are saying she's coming, but she
Speaker 1: never will and here you are here.
Speaker 13: She is No, not a cruel joke at all. I'm
Speaker 13: very much so here, very much so excited to be here.
Speaker 13: Melbourne actually happens to be like one of my.
Speaker 8: Favorite cities in the world. Why ever, since I was little,
Speaker 8: I just had a special special bond with Melbourne. I
Speaker 8: don't know what it is, and now I have friends
Speaker 8: that live here and I.
Speaker 13: Don't know just it's it's like I always have when
Speaker 13: I was all like I want to live in Australia
Speaker 13: and I want to live in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Like that, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You should purchase a holiday house here, a vacation.
Speaker 8: Great idea.
Speaker 3: Now you're here for Always Live. You're performing tonight. If
Speaker 3: you're in Melbourne, people can go and see you for
Speaker 3: the Summer Camps tramp party. Yes, what can we expect
Speaker 3: from this performance?
Speaker 2: To seven?
Speaker 8: Oh boy, it's it's a fun set.
Speaker 13: It's a really fun set. It's my actual my longest
Speaker 13: set that I've ever ever done. And so it's seven
Speaker 13: seven songs. In the last few years, obviously I had
Speaker 13: a tour where it was much more, but seven songs.
Speaker 13: It was the first time I'm performing my new song
Speaker 13: Iced Coffee, and first time I'm performed my song Guilty Pleasure,
Speaker 13: So we got a lot of first happening.
Speaker 1: It's the first time Guilty Pleasures on the way and yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fabulous.
Speaker 8: Thank you, it's y'all.
Speaker 13: I always I love to talk about gee Flip I
Speaker 13: I make up an excuse anytime I can to bring
Speaker 13: them up. But earlier actually last year, right around this time,
Speaker 13: they taught me how to drum. They gave me a
Speaker 13: drum lesson and ever since when I fall in love
Speaker 13: with the drums and they become one of my best
Speaker 13: friends and they've helped me out here and there with them,
Speaker 13: And tonight actually is my first time ever performing the
Speaker 13: drums and they're going to.
Speaker 8: Be there to watch.
Speaker 13: So I'm I'm I'm so thrilled about it, so terrified,
Speaker 13: so scared about.
Speaker 1: Foot each that you should look up. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sound like an old lady. Your mom had know this.
Speaker 1: Karen Carpenters sang and played the drums, and there's an
Speaker 1: amazing little piece of footage on Instagram. I'll find it.
Speaker 1: It's a great drum in Spo.
Speaker 13: Well, I like, I'm like, stay dialed and stay focused,
Speaker 13: Like don't flip that flips there, Like, just stay stay focused.
Speaker 1: There's just so much.
Speaker 13: Pressure with them drumming. Even anytime, like I post a
Speaker 13: video of me drumming on my close friends story, there's
Speaker 13: something that you see. I'm like, oh, dear boy, here
Speaker 13: they the here they go. They're gonna see it.
Speaker 3: Do you get to hang out with Jay, Flip and
Speaker 3: Christelle when they're in LA or your schedule.
Speaker 8: No, we we do, we do.
Speaker 13: We Obviously it's very difficult because our schedules are very nuts,
Speaker 13: but we definitely make time, especially especially Flip and I Chrischelle.
Speaker 13: We've only hung out a couple of times, but we're
Speaker 13: actually getting like a little bit closer, which has been
Speaker 13: really nice.
Speaker 1: So what do you do when you're hanging out?
Speaker 13: Such a great question actually to honestly, like literally just
Speaker 13: can chat chat it up? And they're they're like family.
Speaker 13: Flip has really become like an older sibling team.
Speaker 1: Cook, Like do you go to seven eleven?
Speaker 13: We typically order, we typically order. Last night we ordered
Speaker 13: Chinese food.
Speaker 1: What you order? What's your Chinese order?
Speaker 8: I got some noodles. They were like egg noodles of chicken.
Speaker 13: They were very good lunch sood I can't play some
Speaker 13: great Chinese Rushian.
Speaker 8: I couldn't tell you where.
Speaker 13: But yeah, we actually we made it this fun game
Speaker 13: one time. It's called Dreams Bye. We made up that
Speaker 13: I don't know, but it's basically like you play a
Speaker 13: song and then the other person I was like commit
Speaker 13: to like really selling the song, and it's our fun
Speaker 13: game called dreams.
Speaker 1: We play it now.
Speaker 13: No, you have to be in like a really interesting
Speaker 13: mood to play dreams.
Speaker 1: I'm never interested.
Speaker 8: We'll hang out, we'll hang out and then.
Speaker 1: Okay, but why do you call it dreams?
Speaker 8: Exactly? I have no idea flip came up.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's so intriguing. I need to talk
Speaker 1: to you about Abby Lee Miller because I'm for your
Speaker 1: mental health. Because my daughter wanted me to watch it,
Speaker 1: and I said, yes, I love all that stuff. And
Speaker 1: I watched three episodes and I said, peg, I cannot
Speaker 1: watch another second of that woman verbally abusing these poor
Speaker 1: children that I'm not her own. I said, if that
Speaker 1: woman spoke to you like that, I would mind.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, look for me, it was a little
Speaker 13: different because I knew what I was getting myself into
Speaker 13: at the TV show, but and eating Abby and being
Speaker 13: a part of the team. But I think I craved
Speaker 13: that sort of you know what I mean, and like,
Speaker 13: I don't know, I I think that I also know
Speaker 13: that like sixty hours a week is what we were together,
Speaker 13: and then what was actually aired was forty two minutes,
Speaker 13: and so like, of course, the most entertaining what's going
Speaker 13: to be aired, you know what I mean. But you know,
Speaker 13: there's some stuff that I watch back and I'm like, damn, yeah,
Speaker 13: damn me.
Speaker 2: Can I say as well, it's really she's very good
Speaker 2: to be now.
Speaker 8: Let me say that she's very good to me now.
Speaker 3: It's really nice to see that you're so open to
Speaker 3: I believe about talking about Dance Moms because I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot of people move on from those types
Speaker 3: of shows and want to like forget it or pretend
Speaker 3: it to happen.
Speaker 13: So that blows my mind because it is such a
Speaker 13: massive part of my past and that I'm like, no,
Speaker 13: I love this show and I will always I will
Speaker 13: always love Dance Moms and I will always care about it,
Speaker 13: and I will never ever when I race it.
Speaker 8: For my past.
Speaker 1: I agree. I was on a TV show twenty one
Speaker 1: years ago, and there are some people that have done
Speaker 1: the same show that never want to talk about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love talking about it because I know the answers.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I can't make it up. It's like anything about it
Speaker 1: your experience, Yeah, I can be you know, I can
Speaker 1: answer it, yeap. Whereas if they ask me a heart
Speaker 1: of questions, I don't know the answers. Yeah, we know
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 8: I can talk about it for days.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: How have you found always being in the limelight and
Speaker 3: such a public figure from such a young age.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's almost like you were built for it.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 13: I don't think it's for everybody at all. But I
Speaker 13: was a very different kind of child. I was very
Speaker 13: very different as a young young ling.
Speaker 8: And I don't know, it.
Speaker 13: Just kind of I feel like it really is that,
Speaker 13: like I really was shaped to be this, and it's.
Speaker 1: I don't talk to your mom about it.
Speaker 2: Do you struggle? What do you struggle with been so
Speaker 2: famous now? Is there anything like the social media everything?
Speaker 13: There's a lot of struggles. But at the end of
Speaker 13: the day, like I chose it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 13: I always I have this thing with tattoos, like you
Speaker 13: cannot be like it hurts because like you're choosing to
Speaker 13: go get it, you know what I mean. And so
Speaker 13: that's my thing with fame, Like any of the hardships
Speaker 13: that come with it, I'm continuing to choose it.
Speaker 1: You know, favorite thing about everybody knowing who you are?
Speaker 13: My favorite thing is getting to see people watch me
Speaker 13: through their eyes though. It was just this little girl.
Speaker 13: Her name is Kailani and I love this little kiddo
Speaker 13: with all my heart. She's three years old. I met
Speaker 13: her in Starbucks and her mom has become a friend
Speaker 13: and just the kids. Jojo obsessed and she's new Jojo
Speaker 13: obsess to not even old Jojo.
Speaker 8: She likes Jojo and Blue.
Speaker 13: She asked me, She asked me if I could get
Speaker 13: her a blue souvenir and say hi to Blue in Australia.
Speaker 8: I was like, absolutely anything for you, kiddo.
Speaker 13: Anyways, she came to watch my show and watching her
Speaker 13: little young eyes just like light up with your joy
Speaker 13: like you cannot you cannot force that kind of joy.
Speaker 13: And so to see that, it just like it melts
Speaker 13: my heart. Whether that be from a three year old
Speaker 13: or from a thirty year older, from a nine year old,
Speaker 13: it's just it's magic, amazing.
Speaker 2: Jojo play stick Around.
Speaker 3: You can catch Jojo performing in Melbourne exclusively for Always
Speaker 3: Live tonight at summ Account's tramp Potty.
Speaker 1: So where is Jess McCartney right now? I've forgotten about him.
Speaker 1: We love him. You're listening to the Christy Swan Show
Speaker 1: and we are joined by Jojo. See what we cannot
Speaker 1: believe it?
Speaker 2: That is me?
Speaker 8: How are we?
Speaker 1: I mean we've known you since how old were you
Speaker 1: when we started in dance mom nine nine? It's been long,
Speaker 1: twelve years, believable, and you have been You've started multi
Speaker 1: million dollar bo business season. I mean, you've been just extraordinary.
Speaker 1: One of the most interesting parts of your story is
Speaker 1: coming out. Tell us how that happened and whether or
Speaker 1: not it just did one day?
Speaker 13: Did I just know I had a best friend who
Speaker 13: I was like, oh, it's not a best friend.
Speaker 8: And I was always open. I always loved the LGBTQ
Speaker 8: IA plus.
Speaker 13: Community, but you know, just never never thought that that
Speaker 13: was me. But also never liked boys, and I just
Speaker 13: didn't know. I was young and yeah, anyways, I was sixteen,
Speaker 13: fell in love with my best friend. We ended up
Speaker 13: actually dating for nine months, had a beautiful relationship, still
Speaker 13: our friends to the day.
Speaker 8: Like it was great.
Speaker 13: But yeah, coming out actually I was a very natural thing.
Speaker 13: I mean I kind of share everything with the world
Speaker 13: to some extent, and so that was like I didn't
Speaker 13: feel a need to hide it at all and just
Speaker 13: was like, yeah, this.
Speaker 1: Is this is me, this is this is this and
Speaker 1: did it feel good? Because you would have been inundated
Speaker 1: with messages from other young people that had been struggling
Speaker 1: with this. Gosh, I'm glad I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I think what always felt good to me is like
Speaker 13: the actually the older people that would say like I
Speaker 13: wish I had somebody like you as a kid. That
Speaker 13: to me was like amazing. That made me feel because
Speaker 13: there's kids now that do someone like me, you know
Speaker 13: what I mean, It's crazy, It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I recently saw you on Call Her Daddy and the podcast,
Speaker 3: and you were talking about how much you loved Miley's.
Speaker 2: Bangers mine ever, and how did that sort of help
Speaker 2: you with your rebrand at the start of these year.
Speaker 8: I absolutely did.
Speaker 13: I mean I I from a very young age, I've
Speaker 13: been very inspired by Miley Cyrus, I obviously Montana, you know,
Speaker 13: and that was a massive part of my childhood career
Speaker 13: and then growing in being an adult. It was for sure,
Speaker 13: I looked at Bangers as one of my biggest inspirations.
Speaker 13: I look at Bangers, Freddie Mercury, Midy Gaga all my
Speaker 13: biggest inspirations. And yeah, Miley is a genius, and I
Speaker 13: think the flip she made was brilliant, and I to
Speaker 13: even be like compared a little bit to that. It
Speaker 13: just like it's like Dangle achieved.
Speaker 1: Is Moley the one that's recently said that she won't
Speaker 1: be touring anymore because I'm uncomfortable. What do you think
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it's very hard.
Speaker 8: It's a lot of pressure. But Caroly, I personally love it.
Speaker 8: I'm like on that stage.
Speaker 3: Immediately put together a fun radio game that we want to.
Speaker 2: Lies. Google has told.
Speaker 1: Me, I've just been staring into your beautiful eyes. Jud John,
Speaker 1: I've forgotten my little list.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: We have googled you and Google lies, Google lie, Google
Speaker 1: lized like one after the other time alf the time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you some lies. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: some things that Google said about you. Tell me it's
Speaker 1: true or not?
Speaker 5: Got you?
Speaker 1: Jojo see war is obsessed with unicorns a lie. See
Speaker 1: but when I was a kid. Yeah but lie, you
Speaker 1: once made a giant cereal bowl true? Wow?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah?
Speaker 1: And about them you talk to your merchandise.
Speaker 13: I did used to do that. That is very weird,
Speaker 13: now that you say that out loud.
Speaker 1: I did used to Okay, so what would that sound.
Speaker 8: Like I'd be like, hello, Bobo dog, how you doing today?
Speaker 8: Like I I really I really would, I really would.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite scenes on Keeping Up with the
Speaker 3: Kardashians was Northwest coming to your house yep, and Kim
Speaker 3: going into your merch room and Kim facetiming everyone to
Speaker 3: show her you just on your merch room being like, this.
Speaker 1: Is what we need. I didn't North go, my mom
Speaker 1: says you Charlie.
Speaker 13: She and Kim was like, I was like, oh, there
Speaker 13: was just one part that we're north media mass and
Speaker 13: Kim was like, where's your boom? I'll sweep And I
Speaker 13: was like, absolutely not, Cinderella. I was like, you're not
Speaker 13: sweeping my flora because.
Speaker 1: You said thank you so much. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to Jojo sleeps with twelve.
Speaker 8: Pillows definitely not one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, a pillow minimalist.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 1: Your house is called JoJo's Candy Mansion.
Speaker 8: It's definitely not JoJo's frat house. Right now.
Speaker 1: How you used to glue bows to your head?
Speaker 8: Zip tie not glue?
Speaker 2: How would that work some way?
Speaker 8: Like they don't come out while I'm performing?
Speaker 2: Would do it through your head?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Oh psycho?
Speaker 1: Yeah, super your favorite place to sing is in the shower.
Speaker 13: Yeah, probably, but I would I show down stage, so
Speaker 13: I would say, lie.
Speaker 1: You have recently? And no, you often wear head to
Speaker 1: toe glittered to bed. Never you've had more than six
Speaker 1: hair colors at once. Yes, you wrote a song about
Speaker 1: rejection at age twelve.
Speaker 13: I mean kind of you're kind of considered only getting
Speaker 13: better about rejection.
Speaker 1: Let me see what else we've got here.
Speaker 2: It's a fun game.
Speaker 1: It's good, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Do you still have the Tesla well with your face
Speaker 2: on it?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, it sounds so crazy anytime I say
Speaker 13: it like this, but I have a Lamborghini with my
Speaker 13: face on it iconic, But that I have the Tesla?
Speaker 1: And what color is the Lamborghini place?
Speaker 13: It's I mean, it's my face, so it's like just
Speaker 13: a bunch of my faces.
Speaker 1: You are a left hander.
Speaker 8: I am not. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? And let's finish on a real big one.
Speaker 1: You love pickles?
Speaker 8: I love pickles? Do you so good?
Speaker 1: Do you like those ones that they just come in
Speaker 1: a bag? One one big, so delicious?
Speaker 3: Like that's amazing, Jojo, thank you so much for coming
Speaker 3: in to Jojo performing in Melbourne exclusively for Always Live
Speaker 3: tonight at Summer Camps Tramp Party, Crazy Swans.
Speaker 1: I mean, I sang that so well last night in
Speaker 1: my kitchen.
Speaker 2: Did you? Hey? You know what else you did?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: Try to learn the Karma dants with Jojo siwah.
Speaker 1: Was so bad at dancing?
Speaker 3: You tried, though, go to our Instagram at the Christy
Speaker 3: Swan show. In the song, Jojo was trying to teach
Speaker 3: Chrissy the Karma dance.
Speaker 1: And she just looked so repulsed at my inability. And
Speaker 1: she was right to be so repulsed, because there is
Speaker 1: something wrong with me. Yes, Chrissy's correspondence, Yes, well, haven't
Speaker 1: she wanted to have a say? I asked this week
Speaker 1: in can I ask you a question? She's a Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift song. By the way, dah, how did Tesla's work
Speaker 1: if you want to travel for longer than four hundred kilometers?
Speaker 1: And you know what? I spoke to a lot of people,
Speaker 1: including a Tesla driver owner Scudder, who works here audio producer,
Speaker 1: still couldn't answer me.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 1: I think I might have told him to get the
Speaker 1: hell out of the studio.
Speaker 2: You did, sorry, Scotterer.
Speaker 1: I said, stopped wasting my time. Anyway, Here is an
Speaker 1: answer of sorts from Michelle. I thought it was for
Speaker 1: a second there Michelle Reznicki, who I went to school with,
Speaker 1: and she was heaven. She was the here below me.
Speaker 2: Good name.
Speaker 1: You know how sometimes there's girls that are younger than
Speaker 1: you that are just my chef's kiss. Michelle Reznecki, if
Speaker 1: you're around, give me a call. Third in twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: you were heaven. It's not Resnicki though, it's Michelle Razziki. Okay,
Speaker 1: she says, Hi, Christy, I have a Tesla and you
Speaker 1: can get to Ularu. Couple drove from Mary's Feeling Victoria
Speaker 1: to Ulu. They said on their trip they used both
Speaker 1: superchargers and accommodation charges, which have dedicated out let's. Tesla's
Speaker 1: are great. Never pay for petrol's services.
Speaker 2: I mean, she sounds like someone from Tesla.
Speaker 1: She's obviously a rap, you know, not the voice that
Speaker 1: I gave her. Brody reached out after hearing my sweeping
Speaker 1: statement about personalized plates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you revealed yesterday you like them.
Speaker 1: I love them.
Speaker 2: They're so Bergane.
Speaker 1: What about the ones like on your car, the long,
Speaker 1: thin black ones, and you would have JC whatever year
Speaker 1: you're born twenty twenty ninety six. Come on, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 12: Is that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: If it was a euro plate, I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a europlate I'm okay with. I still don't know if
Speaker 3: I would do personalized plates, but anyway, to.
Speaker 1: Me, because I was born in the seventies, it is
Speaker 1: the ultimate sign that you've made it like it absolutely is.
Speaker 1: And I know I'm not alone because Brody agrees with me.
Speaker 1: Talking about number plates, I've got one. It's called a
Speaker 1: Victorian heritage plate numbers. It's numbers only that they are amazing?
Speaker 1: How do they work?
Speaker 2: Says?
Speaker 1: The closer your plate number is to one, the more
Speaker 1: valuable it is.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: Prices start at nineteen thousand dollars. You got too much money.
Speaker 1: If you're spending nineteen thousand dollars all the way to
Speaker 1: millions for numbers like number one.
Speaker 3: I know people that have spent six figures on those plates,
Speaker 3: and that I mean, if you've got the money, it's
Speaker 3: worth every center looks fantastic on the vehicle.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, No, I can't say it on it.
Speaker 1: Do I know them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, you've got to tell me. In the ad because
Speaker 1: I want names name, I'm going to press charges. I
Speaker 1: revealed earlier this week that I once sent my pen
Speaker 1: pal in New Zealand dead flyers, and then we were like,
Speaker 1: how did I find a pen pal because there was
Speaker 1: no Internet. Yeah, this is the answer. Michael has reached
Speaker 1: out to us to say, you were talking today about
Speaker 1: pen pals and how we found them. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, I remember there being a column in the
Speaker 1: Sunday aper, Yes, Mike, Oh, and it had pen pals,
Speaker 1: like you know, there was kittens and puppies and stuff
Speaker 1: and pen pals. And then it had a code and
Speaker 1: you would send your details to the code and then
Speaker 1: if they got that code, they would send it back.
Speaker 1: They would send you a letter back.
Speaker 2: That is so much admin. I know how bored were
Speaker 2: you back there?
Speaker 1: So bored, Jack, so deeply bored. All right, let's finish
Speaker 1: with this one. Renee wants to weigh in on our
Speaker 1: sweeping statement where Jack you said that you are now
Speaker 1: a zis man yea, which is coke.
Speaker 3: Zero controversial because you are the queen of the Dike Coller.
Speaker 1: You've always been a diet coke fan.
Speaker 3: I always loved a DC I still do. But like
Speaker 3: for everyday life. I like a ZIZ now, so what happened?
Speaker 2: Like what?
Speaker 3: I started drinking more ziz and then when I would
Speaker 3: go back to a DC, I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: a bit harsher.
Speaker 1: I get that too, because you can't get classic diet
Speaker 1: coke in Balley, so I have to drink the ziz
Speaker 1: And then when I get back normal diet coke tastes
Speaker 1: like soda water, like no flavor. But I press on anyway.
Speaker 1: Renee wants to say none of these are good because
Speaker 1: they're all sugar and so unhealthy for you. It's disgusting. Well, look,
Speaker 1: it might be unhealthy and it might be discussing, but
Speaker 1: there is no sugar in it. Rene correct in either
Speaker 1: insis or diet coke. Water is the best out of
Speaker 1: these two. And you know what she does have a.
Speaker 2: Point, does she?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: The point is she's boring, ha and like live a
Speaker 3: little water is the best. The best weekend Swanny, Eat Love,
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