WEBVTT - "I Had Sex With His Toe?!" || HOTLINE

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the Where's Your Head At? Hotline, our

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<v Speaker 1>weekly show where we catch up with each other and

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<v Speaker 2>at pod at gmail dot com to be featured on

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<v Speaker 2>one of our episodes. I'm Anna and I'm Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's jump in.

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<v Speaker 2>He Hey, guys, welcome to another hot line.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. We're joined by a very special guest on the

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<v Speaker 1>hotline today, and we actually don't have guests on our hotline,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is like extra special.

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted to put a face to the name that

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<v Speaker 2>we always talk about. It's our producer Alex.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, welcome to the studio, which is your studio having

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having us, Thank you for having us.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's been a big week with obviously being Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>Now podcast You Reckon. We did.

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<v Speaker 1>In fifty I did five in one day, which I

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<v Speaker 1>think is crazy. That is nuts and crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how your physically forming words right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, to be honest, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think I think it's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying. We have rooftop drinks tonight, which we're excited about.

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<v Speaker 4>And a week team rooftop drinks. I know you guys

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<v Speaker 4>are hearing conjoin.

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<v Speaker 1>They have the most beautiful rooftop, so I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>would be rude not to do Friday night drinks with

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<v Speaker 1>that view.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been alcoholic with that view just sitting up there.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, speaking of views, you guys, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 4>rooftop on at the top of this building is not

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<v Speaker 4>the nicest fore you guys have seen in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yes, we had the best experience of our lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we and I were talking about this we reckon

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<v Speaker 1>that this is like the best thing we've done all year.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, definitely. I mean, if you haven't done it already,

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<v Speaker 2>I recommend the Sydney Harbor Bridge. Oh, like I wasn't expecting,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what I mean? Like something cool? But

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<v Speaker 2>then it just blew me away completely.

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<v Speaker 1>It blew me away, Like the sun was setting around us.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a blood orange moon moon.

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>I was saying that the photos you guys took look

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<v Speaker 4>like it's just a green screen behind you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not pretty. It actually photo shops.

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<v Speaker 2>Put the photos into a justice like it was seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>like I wish that, Like we didn't have our phones.

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<v Speaker 1>And taking Yeah, we thought we would be able to

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<v Speaker 1>so we should.

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<v Speaker 2>Take photos and film up there. But it was pretty

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<v Speaker 2>good to live in the moment. You got to see

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<v Speaker 2>like bats fly pass airplanes.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a part where like we were at the

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<v Speaker 1>top and we kind of like sat up there or

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<v Speaker 1>stood up there for and like I was just looking

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<v Speaker 1>out at the scenery and it was just incredible. There

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<v Speaker 1>was like a cruise ship leaving and they were all

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<v Speaker 1>waving us. It was like, I know, I thought that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like trying to like you know when

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to remember it because your phone is not there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, remember this moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a real come to Jesus moment.

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<v Speaker 1>There we were like manifesting. I was like, to manifest

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<v Speaker 1>what was the granite called We're gonna kill ourselfs?

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<v Speaker 2>So we literally said we remember this. Do you remember it?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I wasn't even looking like remember it. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I told you to remember. Our tour leader Brie was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this granite, let's call it granite, but I'm sure we

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<v Speaker 1>can look it up later. But anyway, this granite is

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<v Speaker 1>like so old, and apparently people wish on it so

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<v Speaker 1>literally you can imagine and I have wait, firstly, have

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<v Speaker 1>you done the Sydney Harbor.

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<v Speaker 3>Bree, I have, I've done the drive, the bridge drive.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our recommendation for having I've.

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<v Speaker 4>Grown up here've never done it. You know, it's one

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<v Speaker 4>of those things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, crazy, but anyway, imagine this. So Matt and

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<v Speaker 1>I like mid bridge climb, and then the toll leader

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<v Speaker 1>Brie was like, you have to wish on this, like

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<v Speaker 1>store in this granite, like make all your dreams come

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<v Speaker 1>true so much like just touch it, touch it whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you want. So just hugging it, making all of our wishes.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally kissed it.

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<v Speaker 2>And had her arms and her head against it for

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<v Speaker 2>I swear like five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a couple of wishes and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Were waiting on Anna to move the line. Everyone's sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there like, oh gee, don't interrupted me.

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<v Speaker 1>They were just letting me have my moments. Anyway, we

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<v Speaker 1>thankfully although we could not bring our phones because we

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<v Speaker 1>thought we were going to be able to like literally

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<v Speaker 1>record a podcast up there, which was would have been cool, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But when I think about it, it was pretty naive of

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<v Speaker 1>us to think you just like randomly have our cell phones.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, our tool leader Brie, who was amazing, let

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<v Speaker 1>us record a little something. So we're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>that now.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey we're on top of the Sydney Harbor Bridge, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>This sun is literally setting all around us. It's so

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<v Speaker 1>peaceful up here.

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<v Speaker 2>We're one hundred and thirty four meters in the sky

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<v Speaker 2>as well, I mean does not feel like it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you actually can't bring your friends up here.

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<v Speaker 1>So a shout out to breefo recording this audio.

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<v Speaker 2>For letting you guys hear it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I recommended the city lights so bright it looks awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is the best thing I've done all Ye.

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<v Speaker 2>Why that was just raw emotion.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, you know why. It's probably a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't record a podcast up there because that was loud.

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<v Speaker 2>But we had a suspicion that it was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be windy up there. But didn't feel windy up there, though,

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<v Speaker 2>did it.

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I thought you'd being like feeling you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be blown away, like literally off the bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was also with thirty five degree days. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is going to be super uncomfortable, you

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<v Speaker 1>obviously have to wear like the full jumpsuits. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the harnesses and brandom things like hanging from.

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<v Speaker 2>It, hanging hats, handkerchief.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, does anyone want to come for handkerchief?

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<v Speaker 1>Matt was like I'll have one please. Well. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, of course, and it did come in here.

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<v Speaker 2>I was having this.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>She said blood as well and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Cut your finger and finger so I was like, yeah

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<v Speaker 3>to the rescue.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So we had like all this stuff strapped to us.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was hot, but up there it didn't feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it was too hot because of the breeze. So

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<v Speaker 2>then when we got down to like I say ground

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<v Speaker 2>level but below the wind, I was sweating. My suit

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<v Speaker 2>was like stuck to me. It was so wet.

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<v Speaker 1>But it felt like the perfect night to do it

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<v Speaker 1>because it was like warm but breezy and like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was incredible. But funny thing that happened when we

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<v Speaker 1>first arrived, so you have to do like this forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minute induction and we all stood around in like

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<v Speaker 1>a circle and bree was like introduced yourself to everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're gonna be on this walk with everyone because

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<v Speaker 1>you go in like groups of like ten or fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Fourteen. There you go Matt with the

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<v Speaker 1>fact he's a statman, and so everyone was like introducing

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<v Speaker 1>themselves and like I could just tell people thought Matt

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<v Speaker 1>and I were a couple. They're like, you know, two

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<v Speaker 1>miscellaneous people have come in together, both tall, probably a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, Hi, I'm Anna, I'm from Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in Sydney for work because we have a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and we're recording some episodes and we're not together, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was my time to be funny, and so I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm that. Yeah, we're here working and she's being modest

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<v Speaker 2>on our anniversary.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was like very confused. They're like, so you guys

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<v Speaker 1>together or not? Like, what's going.

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<v Speaker 3>On this break up.

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<v Speaker 2>Together?

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<v Speaker 1>He's living in Lala Lands.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was good. I've got a couple of stats.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking of stats, I wanted to read out about Sidney

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<v Speaker 2>Ubridge that I found interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>There was some good ones. Oh, actually, let's ask Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>how many people do you think died?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I asked this question.

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<v Speaker 1>This Sydney harbor rid died making it Yeah, like building it.

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<v Speaker 3>I genuinely have no idea. I'm going to say happy zero.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately, do you remember I think it was sixteen? It

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<v Speaker 1>was sixteen? Yes, yes, But anyway, back to Matt's stats. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's got a good rhyme to it. Maybe we should

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<v Speaker 1>have at that start because you are a statman?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that why you be Bubba butter boped before? Because

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<v Speaker 3>of statman?

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<v Speaker 4>I was distracted by that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be lying if I said that was my original joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll claim it, definitely claim it.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred and thirty four meters high, fifty two thousand

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<v Speaker 2>tons of steel, crazy, one thousand, one hundred and forty

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<v Speaker 2>nine meters long, six million rivets.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember what she said on how long it

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<v Speaker 1>takes to jump down?

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<v Speaker 2>Five point five seconds?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? He is a status Oh really saying that it's

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<v Speaker 1>a really long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a long time to recreate your decisions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I got dark. But anyway, if you're in Sydney, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a must do activity like this is I reckon this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to put it out there. I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is our best and biggest recommendation yet, something that people

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<v Speaker 1>don't think to do, like it's just a bridge, just

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<v Speaker 1>a bridge. I mean, it's a beautiful bride. But there are.

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<v Speaker 3>Heaps of them around.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got heaps. Why why this one? Why so special?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always Australia view.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the viewers amazing view.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, highly recommend.

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<v Speaker 2>Now let's talk about Alex So. Alex is our producer.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to have a quick question before we talk. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk about you first. Actually, so cut that out.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got your so, yeah, cut that Alex. So,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got your podcast cinema? Do you want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>a bit about that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, a podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>It's called Dude Cinema and it's myself and fellow comedian

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<v Speaker 4>beck Childwood and we basically just watch in review all

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<v Speaker 4>the movies that dude have told us we have to

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<v Speaker 4>see so or any movie that a dude has been like,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe you haven't seen X, or have you

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<v Speaker 4>seen X?

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<v Speaker 3>Or let's go on a date. I'm going to make

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<v Speaker 3>you watch X.

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<v Speaker 1>I love any movie.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was a bit fooled by the concept. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you actually reviewed guys movies like seriously. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when you told me that, like you take

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<v Speaker 2>the piss out of it, I sort of like I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's cool. I like the concept. It's

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<v Speaker 2>funny because we jumped on while we've been up in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>So look out that in two days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, tomorrow, tomorrow, so look out for that. And we

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<v Speaker 2>reviewed Jaws. We did that, and we established that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the dude.

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<v Speaker 3>You are the epitome I love you for.

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<v Speaker 2>I came in with a new perspective of things, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what the difference is you're between like regular dude

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<v Speaker 4>and Matt dude, is you're a self aware dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>That changed?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I was saying I'm the dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so we love a self aware dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Bierkaowski the dude. That's a reference.

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<v Speaker 4>That's actually pretty good, big Lebowski Bige.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyone gets that reference. You're cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to do cinema.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we just realized, like we've been going for a

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<v Speaker 4>few years now, but we realized that we both had

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<v Speaker 4>never seen.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of movies, or we thought we'd seen movies,

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<v Speaker 3>but like movies that we liked.

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<v Speaker 4>And then we were just like we're both single and

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<v Speaker 4>dating and just like we're just getting so sick of

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<v Speaker 4>dudes being like a cod Believe you haven't seen die

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<v Speaker 4>Hard and like, why would we ever see die Hard?

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't face?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with Alex, I haven't seen any of these movies.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just did.

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<v Speaker 4>I grew up in a like with a sister. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't have like boys around. Dad just loved his comedies

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<v Speaker 4>and that's kind of it. So so we decided to

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<v Speaker 4>do a podcast where we first look on a response

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<v Speaker 4>review these movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love the concept great, and you do stand

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<v Speaker 2>up as well?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, also stand up community.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're going to coach me with my stand up

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<v Speaker 2>act this year? Have I addressed that even on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you have.

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<v Speaker 5>You have?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm held accountable forre it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I do you want to put it in stone

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<v Speaker 4>so you can't back down?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, it's a big moment. Yes, I am

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<v Speaker 2>going to do a stand up act at some point

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<v Speaker 2>this year to stand upset.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's fine, okay, but you know what, we could

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<v Speaker 1>actually invite our where's your Head out? Fam?

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<v Speaker 6>Too?

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<v Speaker 1>That's looking really really like a deer in headliners right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We could invite them to the show. Have some like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Bill all cheer, you can get around you.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not funny, we'll still laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you want to do you want to just

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<v Speaker 1>be like miss Ollabias in a miscellane nonym audience anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let me and Alex workshops material and then

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<v Speaker 2>well as also Mattie McCrae.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so she's also with that network.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we went on her podcast and should I

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<v Speaker 2>drop Yeah, everyone, me and her are going to do

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<v Speaker 2>it together. So you might know from TikTok we're on

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<v Speaker 2>our podcast. Look out for that episode. Yeah, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Some plans brewing of how we can make this happen,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon we invite everyone. I'd love everyone to say it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Maddy was saying how Mad should go in between like

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie Matthews, his alter ego who he does, like his

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling character and himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I didn't know that who that was?

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<v Speaker 2>What dress us it could be wrestler.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but what she was saying is she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what you should do is to change in between characters.

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<v Speaker 1>You should wear like a forward cap and a backward

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<v Speaker 1>cap and every time you switch, you switch characters. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yes, great starting point, right, that's good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a whole lot of work.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I just I just don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>to start. And that's what I'm really excited for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so just whole new unknown.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, scary, and like I said, you so much respect

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<v Speaker 2>that for people that do it that I want to

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Though, when you get that first laugh, you're gonna want

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<v Speaker 4>to change.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll probably just walk off.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, we did our live show and we were a

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<v Speaker 1>bit worried about that because we've never done live and

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<v Speaker 1>now you know, who knows, maybe your live show might

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<v Speaker 1>be coming your way sometimes soon we shall.

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<v Speaker 4>Featuring stand up by.

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<v Speaker 1>We could do it segment anyway. We're getting carried away.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what's your recommendation?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, So I have recently, well in the last like

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<v Speaker 4>six months, really gotten into a couple of new podcasts

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<v Speaker 4>that I wanted to recommend their American podcast. So the

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<v Speaker 4>first one is called Maintenance Face. Have you guys heard

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<v Speaker 4>of no topping the charts in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not all over podcast like I should be, Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>It's my job.

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<v Speaker 1>I can actually tell you something funny. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>like to Matt, let's listen to this like random podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>But then we had like guested on someone else's podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and who's like a random podcast and recommends or listening

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<v Speaker 1>to myself and obviously knowing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to where we would guest on it, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I was like, that was like a remember

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<v Speaker 2>press playing. I was listening back to myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, it's inter I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's continue, listeners, listen, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>So the first one is called Maintenance Phase and it's

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<v Speaker 4>the co host Michael Hobbs who's a journal and Aubrey Gordon,

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<v Speaker 4>who is an author and writer, and basically it just

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<v Speaker 4>tackles diet culture essentially, like each episode goes through a

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<v Speaker 4>different fad, diet or element around like nutrition and stuff,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's basically aiming to like destigmatize, you know, like obesity,

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<v Speaker 4>being overweight, like gaining weight, losing weight, all that kind

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<v Speaker 4>of stuff, and trying to change the language and the

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<v Speaker 4>narrative around like weight loss and obsession with weight loss.

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<v Speaker 4>Succession being skinny and all this stuff, and it just

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<v Speaker 4>fully like debunks all of the like toxic diets that

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<v Speaker 4>we've all done and tried, and it's just really interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you have sold me. That sounds really incredible. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I would definitely get around there.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll pit up. You remember that.

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<v Speaker 4>And So Michael Hobbes, who's one of the co hosts

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<v Speaker 4>of that, he's got another podcast that's just started called

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<v Speaker 4>If Books Could Kill, And it's with another guy I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know his name whoops, but it's basically so Mike

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<v Speaker 4>Hobbs is the journalist and they're just like great speakers,

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<v Speaker 4>like so engaging, so interesting, and If Books Could Kill

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<v Speaker 4>they go through a from book each week that like

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<v Speaker 4>kind of changed or really influenced culture and society and

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<v Speaker 4>do the same thing, just debunk it and tell you

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<v Speaker 4>why it's crap and shouldn't have influenced society. So like,

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<v Speaker 4>for examples, men are from Mars, women from.

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<v Speaker 3>The Secret, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Game, you know, the pickup Artist book, Free Economics, just

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<v Speaker 4>all the big ones, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't it's the Game, the one where it's like a

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<v Speaker 1>guy teaching like men how to manipulate women. That's the game.

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<v Speaker 4>That one, the one where they like wear red shoes

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<v Speaker 4>and teaching you how to nag women.

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<v Speaker 1>And stuff, that's the game. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So they go through all these big.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even look like you're about to read that, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Do not.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to think of something funny. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>A naughty school kid. Looked at him and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what I wrote it?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just thinking about it. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to think of something funny, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not say something about that.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, so those are two. So maenance face and

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<v Speaker 4>if books could kill excellent. If you just love hearing

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<v Speaker 4>people talk shit about things that were really popular, I

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<v Speaker 4>love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we jump into the hot line.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it, Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, you've reached Anna and Nutt.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't get to the phone right now, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Please leave us a message on our hot line after

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<v Speaker 1>the beep. Okay, So we have had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>messages in our voicemail this week, haven't we, Ali Sure

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<v Speaker 1>have I've chosen the best part.

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<v Speaker 3>I've chosen to pretty interesting ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't say anymore, but I think I think you'll enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 2>The first one comes from Emmy.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello any.

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<v Speaker 1>Love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a sex story for you from when I

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<v Speaker 5>was much younger, oh, a good five years ago, and

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<v Speaker 5>I was having sex with my friend for the first

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<v Speaker 5>time for ages, not like just not my first time,

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<v Speaker 5>but like the first time we've been together, and we

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<v Speaker 5>were very drunk, and we ended up having toe sex,

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<v Speaker 5>and it was basically I think it started by like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>one of us, like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't just.

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<v Speaker 5>Like having like like like I think it was just

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<v Speaker 5>like ended up going inside me. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>that actually feels kind of good, like a big toe,

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<v Speaker 5>and then just like a lot of likeing and sucking

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<v Speaker 5>of toes. And then he was also the first and

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<v Speaker 5>the last guy and the last person who I've ever

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<v Speaker 5>eaten out.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, but that sounds like a wild were not

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<v Speaker 2>lying when you said that was wild?

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<v Speaker 1>I love ev so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, so to sex taking part.

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<v Speaker 3>I never even heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Toes are all like a thing that was going in

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<v Speaker 1>there fallas.

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<v Speaker 2>Break it down. I don't know about anyone else's toe,

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<v Speaker 2>but like my toe next to it would block the

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<v Speaker 2>big toe going in.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean you'd probably like it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm thinking about it, you'd have to like bend

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<v Speaker 1>the other four toes down and like try to shove

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<v Speaker 1>the big toe in.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're not even getting what is the point of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't see from what I know about a girls

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<v Speaker 2>vagina that's not doing it like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Micro penis going into the vagina.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have so many questions. I just could not

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<v Speaker 3>stop laughing. The fact that there's something called to sex

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<v Speaker 3>is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>When she said general when she said toe sex, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought she meant that like the dick was going in

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<v Speaker 1>between and her. Yeah, but no, it's Have you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever had a guy into toes the fetish into toes

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<v Speaker 2>and feet?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Never, And I've never been hit up for a feet

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<v Speaker 4>pick or anything?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you for random?

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<v Speaker 2>Have hit you up?

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<v Speaker 1>I have, like wiki someone's made a wiki feed account,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, never like no toe feet fetishes. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think if I I don't think I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>dated a guy with a foot fetish because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I have the nicest feet, which is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>contrary to the Wiki feet page. But I'm still maintaining

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have good feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've never seen, like I always say on this

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<v Speaker 2>any fetishes, I'm like, fair play fair, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>someone's getting hat. I can get around fetishes. I can.

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<v Speaker 1>But wait, have you ever like sucked a toe or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, i'd say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have, well like, are you sucking the toe

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<v Speaker 1>like you're sucking if.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you coming down?

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of like come around my mouth? Regent at some

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<v Speaker 2>point and I put it in my mouth. I'm just putting.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the putting my mouth. But she went on to

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<v Speaker 2>say that she went down on him eight.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm assuming another way. The reason I love immy just

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<v Speaker 3>to chuck that in there at the end.

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<v Speaker 6>Girls to heaven as do the boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing better than getting your.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably one of your fetishes.

0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:25.280
<v Speaker 4>Actually it should be everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>There's just something recommendation breach climb and.

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<v Speaker 1>What a combo both combined.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, if you can get three is super cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That day three is super cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what we did? Love Bree shout out to

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<v Speaker 1>Brie if she's listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this last one comes in from just Center

0:22:53.520 --> 0:22:54.320
<v Speaker 2>him and Anna.

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<v Speaker 6>This is just center and this is my worst dating story.

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<v Speaker 6>I think it happened when I was about twenty one

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<v Speaker 6>or twenty two. But I went out with a guy.

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<v Speaker 6>I was a bartender and he was a customer. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>we went out on a day and everything was going

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<v Speaker 6>normal and fine, and he was chewing gum and then

0:23:12.600 --> 0:23:14.679
<v Speaker 6>all of a sudden, he takes the gum out of

0:23:14.680 --> 0:23:18.200
<v Speaker 6>his mouth and he puts it behind his ear, and

0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:21.399
<v Speaker 6>I thought it was strange at the time, and I

0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:23.680
<v Speaker 6>can't remember if I commented.

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<v Speaker 1>On it or not.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, date continues. We end up going back to my

0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:33.040
<v Speaker 6>house and nothing happened. But I think it's you know

0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:34.800
<v Speaker 6>that thing where you're a bit of a people pleaser

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:38.040
<v Speaker 6>and you're like, oh, they can just stay over, it's fine. Anyway,

0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:42.959
<v Speaker 6>he stays over again, nothing happens. Next day, wake up,

0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:46.040
<v Speaker 6>you know, he leaves a roll over and I look

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<v Speaker 6>at my pillow and there's a piece of chewing gum

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<v Speaker 6>on it. That's how my worst dating story EO.

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<v Speaker 1>That is unhygienic, to say the lead disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he didn't get into a hair. I thought going

0:24:00.240 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 2>to say to her hair, and then she had to

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I thought she was going to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she was going to say that he slept

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<v Speaker 1>over and then in the morning like took it from

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<v Speaker 1>behind the ear and now, and I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, ill, he needs to be like banned from dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that like Willy Woker's chocolate factory, you know Rouca

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Salt used to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, all right, Well maybe maybe he was a fan.

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's for other people to I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 2>is there anything that like a that's a guy's done

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<v Speaker 2>anything like that to you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't like that, not that I can think of it.

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:35.920
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I just bocked it out because that would I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Had gum left in my bed before.

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<v Speaker 1>Really well, like after a one night step left.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst, the worst.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem probably left shades.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst probably was they must have gone. The next morning,

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the bathroom and I looked at the

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<v Speaker 2>hand tower and it was like covered in this like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it was. It looked like brown,

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't know, and I was like looking at it,

0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what the tee tower. There's my

0:25:04.760 --> 0:25:09.000
<v Speaker 2>hand period. Clearly it was clearly like toilet roll there,

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:11.200
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I was like, why wouldn't use that?

0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:13.239
<v Speaker 2>And then like I looked at it further and then

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:14.600
<v Speaker 2>I washed it out, and you know they'd wipe their

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<v Speaker 2>period for some reason, handtl.

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<v Speaker 3>With toilet paper in existence.

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<v Speaker 1>That's strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that common to do? That's not common.

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<v Speaker 1>Was she drunk? Maybe she was.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. I don't remember the girl. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the circumstances, circumstances. It was a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of years ago. But I just remember the towel the

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<v Speaker 2>next day.

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<v Speaker 4>That's strange when there's like if there's no toilet paper,

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:39.480
<v Speaker 4>if you haven't provided a woman toilet paper, then yes, your.

0:25:39.440 --> 0:25:40.240
<v Speaker 3>Towels are freaking.

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<v Speaker 2>It was definitely toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Then maybe maybe it was back up a house. No, no,

0:25:48.400 --> 0:25:50.000
<v Speaker 1>so like that was me.

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<v Speaker 4>I would steal the towel like the tower in the tower.

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<v Speaker 1>My property.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I just to leave it there?

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<v Speaker 1>It's obviously period, like you house out of the month.

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<v Speaker 1>End of the month. Sometimes the period goes brown, which

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:05.600
<v Speaker 1>means it's old blood. Do you know that?

0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean I did not know that. I knew that

0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 2>the blood gets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually good with periods. I've noticed of women had

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<v Speaker 1>a period.

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<v Speaker 2>Draw period they had a draw full of tampons and

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<v Speaker 2>and that that was like who I've been around it all. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't mind you said you say.

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<v Speaker 1>Not, sorry not the tower.

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<v Speaker 4>The tower have a shower or a shower. I have

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:38.879
<v Speaker 4>so many questions for this woman.

0:26:41.040 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 3>We could bring her in.

0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she was going to take the towel forgot and

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>then got home and was like, oh my god. If

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:55.959
<v Speaker 1>that's what happened, I stress stress.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she still thinks about that daily.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's what happened, I'm pretty sure. I like stay

0:27:00.680 --> 0:27:03.240
<v Speaker 1>at a guy's house and had my period and took

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.359
<v Speaker 1>out my tampon, and I didn't want to flush it

0:27:05.400 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 1>because sometimes toilets get blocked, so I like wrapped it

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.679
<v Speaker 1>in toilet paper, put in my handbag, and had to

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:11.960
<v Speaker 1>dispose of it the next day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that bad. That's very normal.

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:17.439
<v Speaker 1>That's completely it's not that bad. But I still, like

0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 1>very much had my period, so I thought it was

0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 1>going to be like nothing, and then there was something,

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:23.160
<v Speaker 1>so I had to put a new tampon in. Yeah,

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 1>like it wasn't like a clean tampon, if you know

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:25.919
<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:27.639
<v Speaker 2>I had a once to take a tampon out and

0:27:27.640 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 2>walk out the front door and roost it into the bush.

0:27:33.840 --> 0:27:36.239
<v Speaker 2>Were you there, but I said, where are you go?

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 2>And she went, oh, I just threw it into the bushes.

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:47.199
<v Speaker 1>What that is so wid? He just said, it's so

0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:49.919
<v Speaker 1>nonchalot like I just did not expect it to go that.

0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:53.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't hear about period and tamp It's like, okay, cool,

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 2>there you got.

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 1>If you're on a one sand, just whack it out.

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Give it a shut.

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's just giving me.

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:07.880
<v Speaker 3>But anyway, but just since it with the chewing.

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Gup, yes, we've gone completely off here to.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for their method.

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 3>We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still fucked that there was a miscellaneous piece of

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:19.919
<v Speaker 1>chewing gum in your bed, left in.

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Your bed if you had expensive Egyptian cotton sheets, stains

0:28:26.400 --> 0:28:28.040
<v Speaker 2>it does. My sheets were fucked from it.

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:31.280
<v Speaker 3>And like the thing of putting it behind his ear,

0:28:31.400 --> 0:28:32.840
<v Speaker 3>that's what bothered me the most.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I lit in to this because.

0:28:34.680 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 4>That feels very old school, like are you like like

0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 4>an old.

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Man would do that? He was like, I don't know,

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 3>living in the war and had to save it comes

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 3>really cheap.

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Gum is very cheap, but what was he doing with that?

0:28:51.680 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Saving it for later later flavor?

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 1>And it would be so rock hard. Also question, No

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 1>one really cleans the back of their ear, right, So

0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:05.440
<v Speaker 1>how sanitary is that area?

0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Could there not be an area on the body, the

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 1>belly that's cleaner.

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Has he put it in a blog behind his ear

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 2>or has he rolled it into.

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Imagine it was like a sausage.

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 2>He's at the table.

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:32.360
<v Speaker 3>Feeds my aircraft.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Wild sea guys, make sure you keep

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>sending your crazy voicemail.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:41.120
<v Speaker 6>That lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Alex's the lady who gets to hear all of them.

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 1>And I mean, you've had some wild ones.

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:51.680
<v Speaker 4>Right, There's been some standouts, that's for sure.

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry for you that you have to filter through them.

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 4>Two notable standouts are the ones that we got the

0:29:57.480 --> 0:30:00.040
<v Speaker 4>listeners to come on and chat. Yeah it's about I

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 4>don't know if we want to rehash them now, but

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 4>they like big standouts.

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:07.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we had some crazy calls. Well, look, if you're

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:10.520
<v Speaker 1>listening right now and you have a crazy voicemail, send

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 1>it to Alex. She would love to hear it. And

0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 1>if it's crazy enough, we'll get you on the pod.

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>You can talk to Matt and I and we can

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 1>just you know, go through.

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Actually ask why is there behind his ear? What is

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 2>what is exactly.

0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, we've had an amazing time in Sydney. It's been

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 1>so nice actually meeting Alex for the first.

0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 4>Been virtual buddies.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like to thank Alex for coming on, thank.

0:30:41.120 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 4>You, thanks for having me and we've had so much

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:43.800
<v Speaker 4>fun with you.

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Guys, I've been Sydney this week.

0:30:44.960 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 2>You have to do it more often, please do it's

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 2>too easy.

0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, look, I think a drink's calling my name.

0:30:51.920 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Shall we Let's go?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys, Bye guys, Bye

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<v Speaker 2>Ness and nests.