Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Where's Your Head At? Hotline, our
Speaker 1: weekly show where we catch up with each other and
Speaker 1: connect with you all on our hotline voicemail.
Speaker 2: We want to hear from you, guys, so please send
Speaker 2: your stories, questions, advice or tea to Where's Your Head
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Speaker 2: one of our episodes. I'm Anna and I'm Matt.
Speaker 1: Let's jump in.
Speaker 2: He Hey, guys, welcome to another hot line.
Speaker 1: Hello. We're joined by a very special guest on the
Speaker 1: hotline today, and we actually don't have guests on our hotline,
Speaker 1: so this is like extra special.
Speaker 2: We wanted to put a face to the name that
Speaker 2: we always talk about. It's our producer Alex.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, welcome to the studio, which is your studio having
Speaker 1: Thank you for having us, Thank you for having us.
Speaker 2: So it's been a big week with obviously being Sydney
Speaker 2: Now podcast You Reckon. We did.
Speaker 1: In fifty I did five in one day, which I
Speaker 1: think is crazy. That is nuts and crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't know how your physically forming words right now.
Speaker 1: No, to be honest, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think I think it's coming.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. We have rooftop drinks tonight, which we're excited about.
Speaker 4: And a week team rooftop drinks. I know you guys
Speaker 4: are hearing conjoin.
Speaker 1: They have the most beautiful rooftop, so I mean it
Speaker 1: would be rude not to do Friday night drinks with
Speaker 1: that view.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been alcoholic with that view just sitting up there.
Speaker 4: But I mean, speaking of views, you guys, yeah, the
Speaker 4: rooftop on at the top of this building is not
Speaker 4: the nicest fore you guys have seen in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, we had the best experience of our lives.
Speaker 1: Like we and I were talking about this we reckon
Speaker 1: that this is like the best thing we've done all year.
Speaker 1: Would you say that.
Speaker 2: Yes, definitely. I mean, if you haven't done it already,
Speaker 2: I recommend the Sydney Harbor Bridge. Oh, like I wasn't expecting,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like something cool? But
Speaker 2: then it just blew me away completely.
Speaker 1: It blew me away, Like the sun was setting around us.
Speaker 1: There was a blood orange moon moon.
Speaker 3: Incredible.
Speaker 4: I was saying that the photos you guys took look
Speaker 4: like it's just a green screen behind you.
Speaker 3: It's not pretty. It actually photo shops.
Speaker 2: Put the photos into a justice like it was seriously,
Speaker 2: like I wish that, Like we didn't have our phones.
Speaker 1: And taking Yeah, we thought we would be able to
Speaker 1: so we should.
Speaker 2: Take photos and film up there. But it was pretty
Speaker 2: good to live in the moment. You got to see
Speaker 2: like bats fly pass airplanes.
Speaker 1: There was a part where like we were at the
Speaker 1: top and we kind of like sat up there or
Speaker 1: stood up there for and like I was just looking
Speaker 1: out at the scenery and it was just incredible. There
Speaker 1: was like a cruise ship leaving and they were all
Speaker 1: waving us. It was like, I know, I thought that,
Speaker 1: and I was like trying to like you know when
Speaker 1: you're trying to remember it because your phone is not there,
Speaker 1: and I was like, remember this moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a real come to Jesus moment.
Speaker 1: There we were like manifesting. I was like, to manifest
Speaker 1: what was the granite called We're gonna kill ourselfs?
Speaker 2: So we literally said we remember this. Do you remember it?
Speaker 1: No? I wasn't even looking like remember it. That's why
Speaker 1: I told you to remember. Our tour leader Brie was like,
Speaker 1: this granite, let's call it granite, but I'm sure we
Speaker 1: can look it up later. But anyway, this granite is
Speaker 1: like so old, and apparently people wish on it so
Speaker 1: literally you can imagine and I have wait, firstly, have
Speaker 1: you done the Sydney Harbor.
Speaker 3: Bree, I have, I've done the drive, the bridge drive.
Speaker 2: This is our recommendation for having I've.
Speaker 4: Grown up here've never done it. You know, it's one
Speaker 4: of those things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, crazy, but anyway, imagine this. So Matt and
Speaker 1: I like mid bridge climb, and then the toll leader
Speaker 1: Brie was like, you have to wish on this, like
Speaker 1: store in this granite, like make all your dreams come
Speaker 1: true so much like just touch it, touch it whatever
Speaker 1: you want. So just hugging it, making all of our wishes.
Speaker 1: Literally kissed it.
Speaker 2: And had her arms and her head against it for
Speaker 2: I swear like five minutes.
Speaker 1: I had a couple of wishes and we.
Speaker 2: Were waiting on Anna to move the line. Everyone's sitting
Speaker 2: there like, oh gee, don't interrupted me.
Speaker 1: They were just letting me have my moments. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: thankfully although we could not bring our phones because we
Speaker 1: thought we were going to be able to like literally
Speaker 1: record a podcast up there, which was would have been cool, right,
Speaker 1: But when I think about it, it was pretty naive of
Speaker 1: us to think you just like randomly have our cell phones.
Speaker 1: But anyway, our tool leader Brie, who was amazing, let
Speaker 1: us record a little something. So we're going to play
Speaker 1: that now.
Speaker 2: Hey we're on top of the Sydney Harbor Bridge, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It is amazing.
Speaker 1: This sun is literally setting all around us. It's so
Speaker 1: peaceful up here.
Speaker 2: We're one hundred and thirty four meters in the sky
Speaker 2: as well, I mean does not feel like it. It's
Speaker 2: absolutely amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you actually can't bring your friends up here.
Speaker 1: So a shout out to breefo recording this audio.
Speaker 2: For letting you guys hear it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I recommended the city lights so bright it looks awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the best thing I've done all Ye.
Speaker 2: Why that was just raw emotion.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you know why. It's probably a good thing.
Speaker 1: We didn't record a podcast up there because that was loud.
Speaker 2: But we had a suspicion that it was going to
Speaker 2: be windy up there. But didn't feel windy up there, though,
Speaker 2: did it.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Really, I thought you'd being like feeling you're going to
Speaker 4: be blown away, like literally off the bridge.
Speaker 1: Well it was also with thirty five degree days. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is going to be super uncomfortable, you
Speaker 1: obviously have to wear like the full jumpsuits. I was like,
Speaker 1: I saw the harnesses and brandom things like hanging from.
Speaker 2: It, hanging hats, handkerchief.
Speaker 1: They were like, does anyone want to come for handkerchief?
Speaker 1: Matt was like I'll have one please. Well. I was like,
Speaker 1: of course, of course, and it did come in here.
Speaker 2: I was having this.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: She said blood as well and you.
Speaker 3: Cut your finger and finger so I was like, yeah
Speaker 3: to the rescue.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we had like all this stuff strapped to us.
Speaker 2: So it was hot, but up there it didn't feel
Speaker 2: like it was too hot because of the breeze. So
Speaker 2: then when we got down to like I say ground
Speaker 2: level but below the wind, I was sweating. My suit
Speaker 2: was like stuck to me. It was so wet.
Speaker 1: But it felt like the perfect night to do it
Speaker 1: because it was like warm but breezy and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was incredible. But funny thing that happened when we
Speaker 1: first arrived, so you have to do like this forty
Speaker 1: five minute induction and we all stood around in like
Speaker 1: a circle and bree was like introduced yourself to everyone,
Speaker 1: like you're gonna be on this walk with everyone because
Speaker 1: you go in like groups of like ten or fifteen
Speaker 1: something like that. Fourteen. There you go Matt with the
Speaker 1: fact he's a statman, and so everyone was like introducing
Speaker 1: themselves and like I could just tell people thought Matt
Speaker 1: and I were a couple. They're like, you know, two
Speaker 1: miscellaneous people have come in together, both tall, probably a couple.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Hi, I'm Anna, I'm from Melbourne.
Speaker 1: I'm in Sydney for work because we have a podcast
Speaker 1: and we're recording some episodes and we're not together, and
Speaker 1: I thought it.
Speaker 2: Was my time to be funny, and so I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm that. Yeah, we're here working and she's being modest
Speaker 2: on our anniversary.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everyone was like very confused. They're like, so you guys
Speaker 1: together or not? Like, what's going.
Speaker 3: On this break up.
Speaker 2: Together?
Speaker 1: He's living in Lala Lands.
Speaker 2: No, it was good. I've got a couple of stats.
Speaker 2: Talking of stats, I wanted to read out about Sidney
Speaker 2: Ubridge that I found interesting.
Speaker 1: There was some good ones. Oh, actually, let's ask Alex,
Speaker 1: how many people do you think died?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I asked this question.
Speaker 1: This Sydney harbor rid died making it Yeah, like building it.
Speaker 3: I genuinely have no idea. I'm going to say happy zero.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, do you remember I think it was sixteen? It
Speaker 1: was sixteen? Yes, yes, But anyway, back to Matt's stats. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's got a good rhyme to it. Maybe we should
Speaker 1: have at that start because you are a statman?
Speaker 3: Is that why you be Bubba butter boped before? Because
Speaker 3: of statman?
Speaker 4: I was distracted by that.
Speaker 2: I'd be lying if I said that was my original joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll claim it, definitely claim it.
Speaker 2: One hundred and thirty four meters high, fifty two thousand
Speaker 2: tons of steel, crazy, one thousand, one hundred and forty
Speaker 2: nine meters long, six million rivets.
Speaker 1: Do you remember what she said on how long it
Speaker 1: takes to jump down?
Speaker 2: Five point five seconds?
Speaker 1: Oh? He is a status Oh really saying that it's
Speaker 1: a really long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a long time to recreate your decisions.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's too much.
Speaker 1: I got dark. But anyway, if you're in Sydney, this
Speaker 1: is a must do activity like this is I reckon this.
Speaker 1: I'm going to put it out there. I think this
Speaker 1: is our best and biggest recommendation yet, something that people
Speaker 1: don't think to do, like it's just a bridge, just
Speaker 1: a bridge. I mean, it's a beautiful bride. But there are.
Speaker 3: Heaps of them around.
Speaker 4: We've got heaps. Why why this one? Why so special?
Speaker 4: Yeah that's I guess.
Speaker 1: I've always Australia view.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the viewers amazing view.
Speaker 1: So anyway, highly recommend.
Speaker 2: Now let's talk about Alex So. Alex is our producer.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to have a quick question before we talk. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's talk about you first. Actually, so cut that out.
Speaker 2: So you've got your so, yeah, cut that Alex. So,
Speaker 2: you've got your podcast cinema? Do you want to talk
Speaker 2: a bit about that?
Speaker 3: Yes, a podcast.
Speaker 4: It's called Dude Cinema and it's myself and fellow comedian
Speaker 4: beck Childwood and we basically just watch in review all
Speaker 4: the movies that dude have told us we have to
Speaker 4: see so or any movie that a dude has been like,
Speaker 4: I can't believe you haven't seen X, or have you
Speaker 4: seen X?
Speaker 3: Or let's go on a date. I'm going to make
Speaker 3: you watch X.
Speaker 1: I love any movie.
Speaker 2: So I was a bit fooled by the concept. I
Speaker 2: thought you actually reviewed guys movies like seriously. So I
Speaker 2: was excited.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was.
Speaker 2: And then when you told me that, like you take
Speaker 2: the piss out of it, I sort of like I was.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's cool. I like the concept. It's
Speaker 2: funny because we jumped on while we've been up in Sydney.
Speaker 1: So look out that in two days.
Speaker 2: Yes, tomorrow, tomorrow, so look out for that. And we
Speaker 2: reviewed Jaws. We did that, and we established that I'm
Speaker 2: the dude.
Speaker 3: You are the epitome I love you for.
Speaker 2: I came in with a new perspective of things, yes,
Speaker 2: because you.
Speaker 4: Know what the difference is you're between like regular dude
Speaker 4: and Matt dude, is you're a self aware dude.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: That changed?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Movies.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I was saying I'm the dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we love a self aware dude.
Speaker 2: Bierkaowski the dude. That's a reference.
Speaker 4: That's actually pretty good, big Lebowski Bige.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 2: Anyone gets that reference. You're cool.
Speaker 3: Listen to do cinema.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just realized, like we've been going for a
Speaker 4: few years now, but we realized that we both had
Speaker 4: never seen.
Speaker 3: A lot of movies, or we thought we'd seen movies,
Speaker 3: but like movies that we liked.
Speaker 4: And then we were just like we're both single and
Speaker 4: dating and just like we're just getting so sick of
Speaker 4: dudes being like a cod Believe you haven't seen die
Speaker 4: Hard and like, why would we ever see die Hard?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't face?
Speaker 1: I'm with Alex, I haven't seen any of these movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just did.
Speaker 4: I grew up in a like with a sister. I
Speaker 4: didn't have like boys around. Dad just loved his comedies
Speaker 4: and that's kind of it. So so we decided to
Speaker 4: do a podcast where we first look on a response
Speaker 4: review these movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the concept great, and you do stand
Speaker 2: up as well?
Speaker 3: Yes, also stand up community.
Speaker 2: So you're going to coach me with my stand up
Speaker 2: act this year? Have I addressed that even on this podcast?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have.
Speaker 5: You have?
Speaker 2: I'm held accountable forre it?
Speaker 4: Well, I do you want to put it in stone
Speaker 4: so you can't back down?
Speaker 2: All right, guys, it's a big moment. Yes, I am
Speaker 2: going to do a stand up act at some point
Speaker 2: this year to stand upset.
Speaker 1: But that's fine, okay, but you know what, we could
Speaker 1: actually invite our where's your Head out? Fam?
Speaker 6: Too?
Speaker 1: That's looking really really like a deer in headliners right now.
Speaker 1: We could invite them to the show. Have some like
Speaker 1: you know, Bill all cheer, you can get around you.
Speaker 1: If it's not funny, we'll still laugh.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Or do you want to do you want to just
Speaker 1: be like miss Ollabias in a miscellane nonym audience anonymous.
Speaker 2: Let me let me and Alex workshops material and then
Speaker 2: well as also Mattie McCrae.
Speaker 3: Yes, so she's also with that network.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we went on her podcast and should I
Speaker 2: drop Yeah, everyone, me and her are going to do
Speaker 2: it together. So you might know from TikTok we're on
Speaker 2: our podcast. Look out for that episode. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 4: Some plans brewing of how we can make this happen,
Speaker 4: and I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: I reckon we invite everyone. I'd love everyone to say it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd love everyone.
Speaker 1: Maddy was saying how Mad should go in between like
Speaker 1: Charlie Matthews, his alter ego who he does, like his
Speaker 1: wrestling character and himself.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't know that who that was?
Speaker 2: What dress us it could be wrestler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what she was saying is she was like,
Speaker 1: what you should do is to change in between characters.
Speaker 1: You should wear like a forward cap and a backward
Speaker 1: cap and every time you switch, you switch characters. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, great starting point, right, that's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a whole lot of work.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I just don't know where
Speaker 2: to start. And that's what I'm really excited for that.
Speaker 2: I just don't know.
Speaker 3: It's so just whole new unknown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary, and like I said, you so much respect
Speaker 2: that for people that do it that I want to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: It's so fun.
Speaker 4: Though, when you get that first laugh, you're gonna want
Speaker 4: to change.
Speaker 2: I'll probably just walk off.
Speaker 1: Look, we did our live show and we were a
Speaker 1: bit worried about that because we've never done live and
Speaker 1: now you know, who knows, maybe your live show might
Speaker 1: be coming your way sometimes soon we shall.
Speaker 4: Featuring stand up by.
Speaker 1: We could do it segment anyway. We're getting carried away.
Speaker 2: Now, what's your recommendation?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, So I have recently, well in the last like
Speaker 4: six months, really gotten into a couple of new podcasts
Speaker 4: that I wanted to recommend their American podcast. So the
Speaker 4: first one is called Maintenance Face. Have you guys heard
Speaker 4: of no topping the charts in Australia.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm not all over podcast like I should be, Matt,
Speaker 2: It's my job.
Speaker 1: I can actually tell you something funny. So I was
Speaker 1: like to Matt, let's listen to this like random podcast.
Speaker 1: But then we had like guested on someone else's podcast
Speaker 1: and who's like a random podcast and recommends or listening
Speaker 1: to myself and obviously knowing that.
Speaker 2: Up to where we would guest on it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I was like, that was like a remember
Speaker 2: press playing. I was listening back to myself.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's inter I love it.
Speaker 3: Let's continue, listeners, listen, you know.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: So the first one is called Maintenance Phase and it's
Speaker 4: the co host Michael Hobbs who's a journal and Aubrey Gordon,
Speaker 4: who is an author and writer, and basically it just
Speaker 4: tackles diet culture essentially, like each episode goes through a
Speaker 4: different fad, diet or element around like nutrition and stuff,
Speaker 4: and it's basically aiming to like destigmatize, you know, like obesity,
Speaker 4: being overweight, like gaining weight, losing weight, all that kind
Speaker 4: of stuff, and trying to change the language and the
Speaker 4: narrative around like weight loss and obsession with weight loss.
Speaker 4: Succession being skinny and all this stuff, and it just
Speaker 4: fully like debunks all of the like toxic diets that
Speaker 4: we've all done and tried, and it's just really interesting.
Speaker 3: It's really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah you have sold me. That sounds really incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I would definitely get around there.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll pit up. You remember that.
Speaker 4: And So Michael Hobbes, who's one of the co hosts
Speaker 4: of that, he's got another podcast that's just started called
Speaker 4: If Books Could Kill, And it's with another guy I
Speaker 4: don't know his name whoops, but it's basically so Mike
Speaker 4: Hobbs is the journalist and they're just like great speakers,
Speaker 4: like so engaging, so interesting, and If Books Could Kill
Speaker 4: they go through a from book each week that like
Speaker 4: kind of changed or really influenced culture and society and
Speaker 4: do the same thing, just debunk it and tell you
Speaker 4: why it's crap and shouldn't have influenced society. So like,
Speaker 4: for examples, men are from Mars, women from.
Speaker 3: The Secret, the.
Speaker 4: Game, you know, the pickup Artist book, Free Economics, just
Speaker 4: all the big ones, like.
Speaker 1: Don't it's the Game, the one where it's like a
Speaker 1: guy teaching like men how to manipulate women. That's the game.
Speaker 4: That one, the one where they like wear red shoes
Speaker 4: and teaching you how to nag women.
Speaker 1: And stuff, that's the game. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they go through all these big.
Speaker 1: Don't even look like you're about to read that, man.
Speaker 5: Do not.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of something funny. I was like,
Speaker 2: that looks like.
Speaker 1: A naughty school kid. Looked at him and he's like,
Speaker 1: what I wrote it?
Speaker 2: I was just thinking about it. I was like, I
Speaker 2: was trying to think of something funny, and I was like,
Speaker 2: probably not say something about that.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so those are two. So maenance face and
Speaker 4: if books could kill excellent. If you just love hearing
Speaker 4: people talk shit about things that were really popular, I
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Alex.
Speaker 1: Should we jump into the hot line.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Hello, you've reached Anna and Nutt.
Speaker 2: We can't get to the phone right now, but.
Speaker 1: Please leave us a message on our hot line after
Speaker 1: the beep. Okay, So we have had a lot of
Speaker 1: messages in our voicemail this week, haven't we, Ali Sure
Speaker 1: have I've chosen the best part.
Speaker 3: I've chosen to pretty interesting ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I won't say anymore, but I think I think you'll enjoy.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: The first one comes from Emmy.
Speaker 5: Hello any.
Speaker 1: Love your podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I had a sex story for you from when I
Speaker 5: was much younger, oh, a good five years ago, and
Speaker 5: I was having sex with my friend for the first
Speaker 5: time for ages, not like just not my first time,
Speaker 5: but like the first time we've been together, and we
Speaker 5: were very drunk, and we ended up having toe sex,
Speaker 5: and it was basically I think it started by like, sorry,
Speaker 5: one of us, like I.
Speaker 1: Don't just.
Speaker 5: Like having like like like I think it was just
Speaker 5: like ended up going inside me. I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: that actually feels kind of good, like a big toe,
Speaker 5: and then just like a lot of likeing and sucking
Speaker 5: of toes. And then he was also the first and
Speaker 5: the last guy and the last person who I've ever
Speaker 5: eaten out.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but that sounds like a wild were not
Speaker 2: lying when you said that was wild?
Speaker 1: I love ev so much.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so to sex taking part.
Speaker 3: I never even heard.
Speaker 1: Toes are all like a thing that was going in
Speaker 1: there fallas.
Speaker 2: Break it down. I don't know about anyone else's toe,
Speaker 2: but like my toe next to it would block the
Speaker 2: big toe going in.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean you'd probably like it,
Speaker 1: Like I'm thinking about it, you'd have to like bend
Speaker 1: the other four toes down and like try to shove
Speaker 1: the big toe in.
Speaker 2: But you're not even getting what is the point of that.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see from what I know about a girls
Speaker 2: vagina that's not doing it like a.
Speaker 1: Micro penis going into the vagina.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have so many questions. I just could not
Speaker 3: stop laughing. The fact that there's something called to sex
Speaker 3: is so funny.
Speaker 1: When she said general when she said toe sex, I
Speaker 1: thought she meant that like the dick was going in
Speaker 1: between and her. Yeah, but no, it's Have you guys.
Speaker 2: Ever had a guy into toes the fetish into toes
Speaker 2: and feet?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Never, And I've never been hit up for a feet
Speaker 4: pick or anything?
Speaker 1: Have you for random?
Speaker 2: Have hit you up?
Speaker 1: I have, like wiki someone's made a wiki feed account,
Speaker 1: but no, never like no toe feet fetishes. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think if I I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: dated a guy with a foot fetish because I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I have the nicest feet, which is, you know,
Speaker 1: contrary to the Wiki feet page. But I'm still maintaining
Speaker 1: I don't have good feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen, like I always say on this
Speaker 2: any fetishes, I'm like, fair play fair, you know, like
Speaker 2: someone's getting hat. I can get around fetishes. I can.
Speaker 1: But wait, have you ever like sucked a toe or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say that.
Speaker 1: I would have, well like, are you sucking the toe
Speaker 1: like you're sucking if.
Speaker 3: Are you coming down?
Speaker 2: Sort of like come around my mouth? Regent at some
Speaker 2: point and I put it in my mouth. I'm just putting.
Speaker 2: That's the putting my mouth. But she went on to
Speaker 2: say that she went down on him eight.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming another way. The reason I love immy just
Speaker 3: to chuck that in there at the end.
Speaker 6: Girls to heaven as do the boy.
Speaker 2: Nothing better than getting your.
Speaker 1: That's probably one of your fetishes.
Speaker 4: Actually it should be everyone.
Speaker 2: There's just something recommendation breach climb and.
Speaker 1: What a combo both combined.
Speaker 2: And yeah, if you can get three is super cool.
Speaker 2: That day three is super cool.
Speaker 1: You know what we did? Love Bree shout out to
Speaker 1: Brie if she's listening.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this last one comes in from just Center
Speaker 2: him and Anna.
Speaker 6: This is just center and this is my worst dating story.
Speaker 6: I think it happened when I was about twenty one
Speaker 6: or twenty two. But I went out with a guy.
Speaker 6: I was a bartender and he was a customer. Anyway,
Speaker 6: we went out on a day and everything was going
Speaker 6: normal and fine, and he was chewing gum and then
Speaker 6: all of a sudden, he takes the gum out of
Speaker 6: his mouth and he puts it behind his ear, and
Speaker 6: I thought it was strange at the time, and I
Speaker 6: can't remember if I commented.
Speaker 1: On it or not.
Speaker 6: Anyway, date continues. We end up going back to my
Speaker 6: house and nothing happened. But I think it's you know
Speaker 6: that thing where you're a bit of a people pleaser
Speaker 6: and you're like, oh, they can just stay over, it's fine. Anyway,
Speaker 6: he stays over again, nothing happens. Next day, wake up,
Speaker 6: you know, he leaves a roll over and I look
Speaker 6: at my pillow and there's a piece of chewing gum
Speaker 6: on it. That's how my worst dating story EO.
Speaker 1: That is unhygienic, to say the lead disgusting.
Speaker 2: Well, he didn't get into a hair. I thought going
Speaker 2: to say to her hair, and then she had to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I thought she was going to say.
Speaker 1: I thought she was going to say that he slept
Speaker 1: over and then in the morning like took it from
Speaker 1: behind the ear and now, and I was going to
Speaker 1: be like, ill, he needs to be like banned from dating.
Speaker 1: Who's that like Willy Woker's chocolate factory, you know Rouca
Speaker 1: Salt used to do that.
Speaker 3: That's right, all right, Well maybe maybe he was a fan.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's for other people to I was going to say,
Speaker 2: is there anything that like a that's a guy's done
Speaker 2: anything like that to you guys?
Speaker 3: I didn't like that, not that I can think of it.
Speaker 3: Maybe I just bocked it out because that would I've.
Speaker 2: Had gum left in my bed before.
Speaker 1: Really well, like after a one night step left.
Speaker 2: The worst, the worst.
Speaker 1: Problem probably left shades.
Speaker 2: The worst probably was they must have gone. The next morning,
Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom and I looked at the
Speaker 2: hand tower and it was like covered in this like
Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. It looked like brown,
Speaker 2: like I don't know, and I was like looking at it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the tee tower. There's my
Speaker 2: hand period. Clearly it was clearly like toilet roll there,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I was like, why wouldn't use that?
Speaker 2: And then like I looked at it further and then
Speaker 2: I washed it out, and you know they'd wipe their
Speaker 2: period for some reason, handtl.
Speaker 3: With toilet paper in existence.
Speaker 1: That's strange.
Speaker 2: Is that common to do? That's not common.
Speaker 1: Was she drunk? Maybe she was.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I don't remember the girl. I don't
Speaker 2: I don't remember the circumstances, circumstances. It was a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. But I just remember the towel the
Speaker 2: next day.
Speaker 4: That's strange when there's like if there's no toilet paper,
Speaker 4: if you haven't provided a woman toilet paper, then yes, your.
Speaker 3: Towels are freaking.
Speaker 2: It was definitely toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Then maybe maybe it was back up a house. No, no,
Speaker 1: so like that was me.
Speaker 4: I would steal the towel like the tower in the tower.
Speaker 1: My property.
Speaker 2: Do I just to leave it there?
Speaker 1: It's obviously period, like you house out of the month.
Speaker 1: End of the month. Sometimes the period goes brown, which
Speaker 1: means it's old blood. Do you know that?
Speaker 2: I mean I did not know that. I knew that
Speaker 2: the blood gets.
Speaker 1: That's actually good with periods. I've noticed of women had
Speaker 1: a period.
Speaker 2: Draw period they had a draw full of tampons and
Speaker 2: and that that was like who I've been around it all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind you said you say.
Speaker 1: Not, sorry not the tower.
Speaker 4: The tower have a shower or a shower. I have
Speaker 4: so many questions for this woman.
Speaker 3: We could bring her in.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was going to take the towel forgot and
Speaker 1: then got home and was like, oh my god. If
Speaker 1: that's what happened, I stress stress.
Speaker 3: I think she still thinks about that daily.
Speaker 1: If that's what happened, I'm pretty sure. I like stay
Speaker 1: at a guy's house and had my period and took
Speaker 1: out my tampon, and I didn't want to flush it
Speaker 1: because sometimes toilets get blocked, so I like wrapped it
Speaker 1: in toilet paper, put in my handbag, and had to
Speaker 1: dispose of it the next day.
Speaker 2: It's not that bad. That's very normal.
Speaker 1: That's completely it's not that bad. But I still, like
Speaker 1: very much had my period, so I thought it was
Speaker 1: going to be like nothing, and then there was something,
Speaker 1: so I had to put a new tampon in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it wasn't like a clean tampon, if you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: I had a once to take a tampon out and
Speaker 2: walk out the front door and roost it into the bush.
Speaker 2: Were you there, but I said, where are you go?
Speaker 2: And she went, oh, I just threw it into the bushes.
Speaker 1: What that is so wid? He just said, it's so
Speaker 1: nonchalot like I just did not expect it to go that.
Speaker 2: I don't hear about period and tamp It's like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: there you got.
Speaker 1: If you're on a one sand, just whack it out.
Speaker 2: Give it a shut.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just giving me.
Speaker 3: But anyway, but just since it with the chewing.
Speaker 2: Gup, yes, we've gone completely off here to.
Speaker 1: Thank you for their method.
Speaker 3: We appreciate it.
Speaker 1: It's still fucked that there was a miscellaneous piece of
Speaker 1: chewing gum in your bed, left in.
Speaker 2: Your bed if you had expensive Egyptian cotton sheets, stains
Speaker 2: it does. My sheets were fucked from it.
Speaker 3: And like the thing of putting it behind his ear,
Speaker 3: that's what bothered me the most.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I lit in to this because.
Speaker 4: That feels very old school, like are you like like
Speaker 4: an old.
Speaker 3: Man would do that? He was like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: living in the war and had to save it comes
Speaker 3: really cheap.
Speaker 2: Gum is very cheap, but what was he doing with that?
Speaker 2: Saving it for later later flavor?
Speaker 1: And it would be so rock hard. Also question, No
Speaker 1: one really cleans the back of their ear, right, So
Speaker 1: how sanitary is that area?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Could there not be an area on the body, the
Speaker 1: belly that's cleaner.
Speaker 2: Has he put it in a blog behind his ear
Speaker 2: or has he rolled it into.
Speaker 1: Imagine it was like a sausage.
Speaker 2: He's at the table.
Speaker 3: Feeds my aircraft.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wild sea guys, make sure you keep
Speaker 1: sending your crazy voicemail.
Speaker 6: That lie.
Speaker 1: Alex's the lady who gets to hear all of them.
Speaker 1: And I mean, you've had some wild ones.
Speaker 4: Right, There's been some standouts, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for you that you have to filter through them.
Speaker 4: Two notable standouts are the ones that we got the
Speaker 4: listeners to come on and chat. Yeah it's about I
Speaker 4: don't know if we want to rehash them now, but
Speaker 4: they like big standouts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had some crazy calls. Well, look, if you're
Speaker 1: listening right now and you have a crazy voicemail, send
Speaker 1: it to Alex. She would love to hear it. And
Speaker 1: if it's crazy enough, we'll get you on the pod.
Speaker 1: You can talk to Matt and I and we can
Speaker 1: just you know, go through.
Speaker 2: Actually ask why is there behind his ear? What is
Speaker 2: what is exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, we've had an amazing time in Sydney. It's been
Speaker 1: so nice actually meeting Alex for the first.
Speaker 4: Been virtual buddies.
Speaker 2: We'd like to thank Alex for coming on, thank.
Speaker 4: You, thanks for having me and we've had so much
Speaker 4: fun with you.
Speaker 1: Guys, I've been Sydney this week.
Speaker 2: You have to do it more often, please do it's
Speaker 2: too easy.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I think a drink's calling my name.
Speaker 2: Shall we Let's go?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, Bye guys, Bye
Speaker 2: Ness and nests.