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Speaker 1: What have you done? Cut to the chase.

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Speaker 2: You know how sometimes that does it feel that you

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Speaker 2: and I are on a reality show?

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Speaker 1: I often say, I think I'm on the Truman Show,

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Speaker 1: Like I go and one day you're all going to

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Speaker 1: be like, huh, we're actors something.

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Speaker 2: This stuff happened to us, like I've got mates, and

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Speaker 2: some of the crap that happens to you and I

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Speaker 2: just doesn't happen to normal people.

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Speaker 1: I know, Like, I couldn't agree more so, Ma, But

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Speaker 1: I still think you're tricking me by saying this to

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Speaker 1: make me not think that I'm on the Troman show.

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Speaker 2: My wife was out the other day. She I said,

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Speaker 2: I'll do school pick up. She said, Hey, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: text you some E scripts. Oh yeah, how good are they?

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Speaker 1: How good are scripts? Also because you lose those paper ones?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, he's got to be in your text message?

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Speaker 2: Two repeats. Yeah. So she's like, I'm going to text

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Speaker 2: you two E scripts.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Can you open the links, take them into the chemist

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Speaker 2: and get them filled out?

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: I'm like done, easy, I've got this couldn't be easier

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Speaker 2: exactly right now, we've just moved into a new area.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful Bentley.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting to know the different businesses shops. Find my

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Speaker 2: new chemist, got to find a new one. Found this

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Speaker 2: one down the road from me. Went in staff seemed lovely, lovely,

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Speaker 2: get me nervous. I said to the lady. She's like,

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Speaker 2: how can I help you? I said, I've got a

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Speaker 2: couple of E scripts. Do you do that here? And

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Speaker 2: she's like, yep. And I handed her mind.

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Speaker 1: And a pharmacy is and no judgment zone.

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Speaker 2: Spot on should be absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Don't look at what other people are buying exactly right.

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Speaker 2: And it should be like a priest a confessional. You

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Speaker 2: can't be going home telling people you're pharmacist.

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Speaker 1: They actually can't do.

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Speaker 2: That exactly right. So I've handed over the script, handle

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Speaker 2: the lady my phone. She goes, yep, yep, okay, no worries.

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Speaker 2: She scans it yep. And then I said there's a

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Speaker 2: second E script and she went okay. Just before I

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Speaker 2: continued with the story, I want to point out something.

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Speaker 2: Remember my wife is out. I oh the house to myself,

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Speaker 2: which is very rare. Just remember that. So I've handled

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Speaker 2: on my phone, said there's a second script. Rather than

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Speaker 2: hitting forward, what do you mean forward, like on the website,

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Speaker 2: like I've opened two websites. She didn't hit forward, she

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Speaker 2: hit back.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where to look at up on the screen.

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Speaker 1: No I didn't. No, I didn't make it stop. I

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Speaker 1: can't even look at you. Make it stop.

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Speaker 2: Stop, They're gone. The video stopped.

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Speaker 1: You've got to be kidding me, kid you not?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched her.

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Speaker 1: Could you see what? Yep?

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Speaker 2: I saw the video pop up. She didn't say any thing.

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Speaker 1: What was your category?

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Speaker 2: She she pushed forward and then forward again, and just

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Speaker 2: look I froze. She looked at me with the most

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Speaker 2: judgmental She was an elderly woman. She looked at me

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Speaker 2: with the most judgmental eyes and went, take a seat.

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Speaker 2: We won't be long. So then I had to sit

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Speaker 2: on the chair of shame at the chemist while you're

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Speaker 2: waiting for them to fill out the script and wait

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Speaker 2: for her to.

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Speaker 1: Be like.

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Speaker 2: Jason Hawkins. And then I've got to get up and

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Speaker 2: get that funny little bar.

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Speaker 1: Say, oh my god, this is my wife's phine. She

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Speaker 1: sent me in without her scripts.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't her video?

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Speaker 1: Well you don't know that my wife's in the car.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and talk to her.

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Speaker 2: Definitely not in the car. My wife was not.

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Speaker 1: Home someone else, Lauren. Oh god, imagine as soon as

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Speaker 1: you put that phone down, her walking around the basket forward.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no no click back, click back, click

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Speaker 2: click back, Sorry, wrong website.

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Speaker 1: That's that's dumb. That's dumb phone etiquette because your kids

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Speaker 1: could get on your phone.

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Speaker 2: The one time I had thirty minutes to myself. So

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Speaker 2: I'm never doing that again.

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Speaker 1: No, and you're never going to that pharmacy again. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you didn't go to the pharmacy below work. Oh

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Speaker 1: that would have been way worse because there's one just

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Speaker 1: in our building.

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Speaker 2: So now I drive the long way out of Bentley.

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Speaker 1: Could you say sorry? Like you don't have to apologize,

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Speaker 1: but what did you You would have been the color

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Speaker 1: of the nova boy red I bought.

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Speaker 2: I just bought everything out of gilt. I have so

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Speaker 2: many jelly beans at home at the moment. I'll take that.

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Speaker 2: I'll take that that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 1: It couldn't happen to a better blokes, Lauren, wake up

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Speaker 1: feeling good on over one hundred Jason Lauren Boo on

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Speaker 1: socials