Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show. Oh hello again, Jack.
Speaker 2: You and I have just been sipping on coffee and
Speaker 2: organizing our Christmas table.
Speaker 3: Bits and Bob, we have Swany. We went to a
Speaker 3: cute little event together before the show. For sure did
Speaker 3: in the Roundhouse.
Speaker 2: And the great news is if you are hosting Christmas
Speaker 2: this year, or even if you're not, we've got your
Speaker 2: Christmas table sorted.
Speaker 1: We're giving away vouchers. Vouchers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you haven't seen in the Roundhouse and you're
Speaker 3: stressing about your Christmas table, I think this is going
Speaker 3: to be the show for you.
Speaker 1: Stress no more.
Speaker 3: Hey, Also, Swanni, we need to talk about Spotify raps.
Speaker 1: Yes, I haven't done mine yet, haven't you know?
Speaker 3: Okay, well we're going to talk about it next. Because
Speaker 3: I was quite shocked at mine. Really, I went to
Speaker 3: send it to you and then I was like, no,
Speaker 3: I have a.
Speaker 1: Feeling that I'm not going to be shocked by mine.
Speaker 3: No, yours is going to be the most predictable thing.
Speaker 1: I might have changed my ear though.
Speaker 3: Might it true?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: That would be exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christy Swan Show, what is it? Tete? Come as
Speaker 1: a relax and.
Speaker 2: You are listening to the Christy Swan Show on nov.
Speaker 2: Thanks Surpriseline Pharmacy, and of course that's Taylor Swift, who.
Speaker 1: Has, in a surprise to No.
Speaker 2: One, come in at number one on the Spotify Rapped list.
Speaker 3: Second year in a row. She's taken out the top spot.
Speaker 2: Twenty six point six billion streams globally and I've just
Speaker 2: checked mine. Turns out twenty five billion of those well
Speaker 2: from my phone, So here is my top five and
Speaker 2: there's no surprises for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Number one is Taylor Swift. And also matching is the
Speaker 2: number one album that I listened to the most, which.
Speaker 1: Is Torture Poets Department.
Speaker 2: Got it coming in at second You'll be you'll be
Speaker 2: pleased and proud for me, it's Sabrina Carpentine.
Speaker 3: Oh good correct, we love that.
Speaker 1: Mainly bed kem okay, great. Number three.
Speaker 2: I was a bit surprised is Casey Musgraves. Have you
Speaker 2: ever heard of Casey Musgraves? Probably not.
Speaker 3: I think you've played something on this show.
Speaker 2: She had a new album and I really got into it.
Speaker 2: But you probably know Casey from her biggest single, slow Burn.
Speaker 1: Okay, number four Chapel Roade.
Speaker 3: Oh for good luck, babe, you really loved that.
Speaker 1: I really loved it. I must have.
Speaker 2: And number five keeping it local, the magnificent Ben Abraham.
Speaker 2: If you do not know this man, please track him down.
Speaker 1: So there you go. There's my top five. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: Taylor and Sabrina wanted we love it.
Speaker 3: Mine mine was very different last year because mine last year,
Speaker 3: you know, I've got a wide like yes.
Speaker 2: You know foreign is not going to come in on
Speaker 2: your top five, for example.
Speaker 3: But in terms of like house music, yeah, and then
Speaker 3: pop yeah. So in at number five for my top
Speaker 3: artists was around a Grunde And I was like, wait, what,
Speaker 3: like which song? But it was we can't be friends,
Speaker 3: don't know? What do we care? Why would I not
Speaker 3: get a hook of that?
Speaker 1: You must have? I mean, you don't need a hook
Speaker 1: when you've got a voice like.
Speaker 2: That, right, come on, I do know what you mean,
Speaker 2: because we you and I have a lot of things
Speaker 2: in similar and one of similar and one of them
Speaker 2: is that we do get hyper fixated friends.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course I know that ILD came in at
Speaker 3: number five obviously in it. Number four was Charlie XCX.
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought you would have been higher for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because but it's very much the last two months,
Speaker 3: I've been hyper fixated on right in a Number three
Speaker 3: was Fred again standard expected. Number two was my girl
Speaker 3: Billie Eilish.
Speaker 1: Yes, Scott, she wasn't number.
Speaker 3: One, No, so Birds of a Feather was my number
Speaker 3: one song as well. I really loved that in it
Speaker 3: number one, which absolutely shocked me. And I don't think
Speaker 3: he's accurate.
Speaker 1: What is it? Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: What I know? I blame it on the Eras tour
Speaker 3: because I think a month leading into it and a
Speaker 3: month after it, it's all I listen to too.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. I love this.
Speaker 3: I don't it's so off brand. I'm an ifty.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is number one. I've got cha.
Speaker 3: I know you do it. It's really not good.
Speaker 1: I'm like a tick, a paralysis tick.
Speaker 3: So you will not be seeing my Spotify wrapped on
Speaker 3: my Instagram stories because when I saw that, it's like
Speaker 3: absolutely not.
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Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, everyone is talking about how different
Speaker 2: Lindsay Lowhand looks.
Speaker 1: Yes, So that's sort of I reckon that entered the geist.
Speaker 3: Maybe a couple of weeks ago, yeah, nearly a month
Speaker 3: ago now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, an overnight Donna Tella Versace has joined the ranks
Speaker 2: of people that are currently looking different, and we're going
Speaker 2: to talk about plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 1: Or getting work done. I believe, in.
Speaker 2: The parlance of our times now, I judge no one,
Speaker 2: no one. In fact, I think I might be the opposite.
Speaker 2: When somebody comes into my consciousness and they look different
Speaker 2: to how they looked.
Speaker 3: To how you first sort of met them, Yeah, I get.
Speaker 2: Really excited for them because you can see in their
Speaker 2: eyes how delighted they are with themselves, and you realize
Speaker 2: the older you get, that's sort of the meaning of
Speaker 2: life is to get delighted with yourself. Yes, to be
Speaker 2: able to look in the mirror and go, I like you.
Speaker 2: I just I love my own company, I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 1: All of that stuff, And I.
Speaker 3: Think a lot goes into it. Tswani. You say, like
Speaker 3: you know people they have that glint in their eye.
Speaker 3: They've also like I know friends that have had work done.
Speaker 3: People work really hard for it. It's expensive, so like
Speaker 3: they've maybe save been saving up for the last two
Speaker 3: or three years to have whatever it is they've had done. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to feel really good about themselves. And I'm like, embrace
Speaker 3: the galipe.
Speaker 1: And also it hurts.
Speaker 3: It's searchery.
Speaker 2: You've got to recover, and there's bruising and you would
Speaker 2: to change dressings. It's not like you just walk through
Speaker 2: a magic door like they have at the Vatican City.
Speaker 1: No, and you look different.
Speaker 2: I think it's very easy to buy into the messages
Speaker 2: we get that say, you know, fixating on how you
Speaker 2: look is the wrong thing, but you can't undo the
Speaker 2: messages that you've received.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: And I think Donna Tella Versaci, there's something in her
Speaker 2: eyes that she looks amazing. She looks like a woman
Speaker 2: who was born with the face she was born with,
Speaker 2: who is now an older woman.
Speaker 1: She looks wonderful.
Speaker 2: And Lindsay Lohann I reckon, it's a she looks completely different,
Speaker 2: but she looks well.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I think.
Speaker 2: Lindsay's situation is also that she is no longer on substances.
Speaker 1: I think she's really happy.
Speaker 3: She's a mom now living in Dubai.
Speaker 2: She's sorted herself out mentally, and I think it's just
Speaker 2: so easy to be mean to people.
Speaker 1: And I think it comes from jealousy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a lot of tall poppies into her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, how dare you look this good? How
Speaker 2: dare you when I'm so miserb.
Speaker 3: But I feel with the Kardashians and other people, people
Speaker 3: hate on them or like a jealous of them. With Lindsay,
Speaker 3: I feel like the narrative online and what I'm seeing
Speaker 3: on social media, people are happy for her, Like it's
Speaker 3: a really nice space for her at the moment. No
Speaker 3: one's hating on her for her work. I think the
Speaker 3: question that I keep seeing in people like who did that?
Speaker 2: Who did that? And you've done a deep vite you
Speaker 2: know who did that?
Speaker 3: We've found the guy? Well, my friends, I've got some
Speaker 3: friends that think they've found in his name. If you
Speaker 3: want to know, he's a guy called Stephen Levine in
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 1: How do they do it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I reckon back in you know, hundreds of
Speaker 2: years ago, surgeons like Stephen Levine would be like, you
Speaker 2: know those incredible artists that you know carved whole human
Speaker 2: bodies from marble. I mean, it's really an extraordinary skill.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you can look at a face
Speaker 2: and change it with surgery and know how it's going
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 1: I reckon, it's all about physics and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy, like it's way past our brains.
Speaker 2: If you'd had a nose job, yes, oh god, and
Speaker 2: you looked different, how open would you be? Like how
Speaker 2: much would you buy into society's shame of having ownership
Speaker 2: and agency over your bath?
Speaker 3: I would be completely open, not to a point where
Speaker 3: I'm posting about it on social media or anything, but like,
Speaker 3: if someone asked me, absolutely, I would tell you.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, if you're going to get it for free,
Speaker 1: you'll place it.
Speaker 3: I would tell my friends and family, though, because I
Speaker 3: think that takes away the whole shadiness of it all.
Speaker 3: I don't think we need to be shady about it.
Speaker 1: Because you're allowed to do what I want with your face.
Speaker 3: Would you tell people?
Speaker 1: Yes, I can't help it.
Speaker 2: If I'm wearing a nice top and someone says I
Speaker 2: like that, I go came out eleven ninety five.
Speaker 1: Let me get online and I.
Speaker 3: Can't help it, or you'll literally take it off and
Speaker 3: give it to them.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we can't do that with plastic surgery or filler
Speaker 3: and botop.
Speaker 2: I haven't got anything underneath this, so please don't ask
Speaker 2: for it. Thirteen twenty four ten, what work if you
Speaker 2: had done? Tell us how has it changed your life?
Speaker 2: How does it make you feel the boss of you?
Speaker 3: Do you keep it from your friends or are you
Speaker 3: open about it? And do you tell them?
Speaker 1: The Grissy Swan Show. The Grissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We're talking about changing your appearance because we believe on
Speaker 2: this show we're aligned.
Speaker 1: I think they say, in the parlance of our times, yes,
Speaker 1: that you are the boss of you and you can
Speaker 1: do whatever you like.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and we're talking about this ONEI because everyone over
Speaker 3: the last few weeks has sort of been obsessed with
Speaker 3: Lindsay Lohan's transformation.
Speaker 1: Agreed.
Speaker 2: Do you think, though, do you agree with me that
Speaker 2: the comparisons that are being made between how she did
Speaker 2: look and how she looks now? I think a big
Speaker 2: part of that is that she is looking after her
Speaker 2: self and she probably wasn't a few years ago. And
Speaker 2: you wear that, you wear your mental state, you wear
Speaker 2: how you feel about yourself. Yes, and I think she's
Speaker 2: done a lot of work. I think she's clean and sober,
Speaker 2: which is a mapple that changes your physical appearance absolutely,
Speaker 2: But also she has had the most magnificent nips and
Speaker 2: tucks I have ever seen. She must be so thrilled
Speaker 2: because I would imagine when you book in and you
Speaker 2: go under, the worst case scenario is that something terrible
Speaker 2: happens and that you wake up and you do not.
Speaker 1: Like how you look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Chrisk is massive because that would stop me from doing it.
Speaker 3: And especially being in the public eye. Like imagine, for her,
Speaker 3: it's not just like she can be sad at home.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, the whole world is going to know
Speaker 3: you now look like Catwoman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hence the entire rise of the film of the
Speaker 1: TV series.
Speaker 3: Watched and also the movie The Substance.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got to say it.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten, we're asking you what work
Speaker 3: you've had done, and just for getting on air with us,
Speaker 3: you're going to get a two hundred dollars gift card
Speaker 3: to in the round.
Speaker 1: Hello Amber, Hello Chrissy, how are you good?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: You have had a procedure done that would terrify me,
Speaker 2: one of those smile makeovers where they take out all
Speaker 2: your teeth and put in new ones.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, And I tell you, Chrissy, it has been the
Speaker 6: best thing that I've ever done. I have so much
Speaker 6: more confidence now. Previously I wouldn't leave the house. I'd
Speaker 6: talk with my hand in front of my face, and
Speaker 6: now I just am smiling all the time and just
Speaker 6: love talking to people, just that random conversations when I'm out.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Now, what did you think about it? And mulled over
Speaker 2: for a long time and was a part of that decision. Wow,
Speaker 2: it is going to hurt like hell.
Speaker 6: Yes, So I've been thinking about it for about the
Speaker 6: past year and my teeth were just sort of getting
Speaker 6: worse and worse. And then I met my fabulous oral surgeon,
Speaker 6: doctor Joe from q Dentistry, and he was amazing and
Speaker 6: put me right at ease, and they just helped me
Speaker 6: with the whole process go through. And it did hurt.
Speaker 6: And you know, I'm still on a soft diet. Only
Speaker 6: had it done in September, and before I'm starting its
Speaker 6: real food into on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Day, oh sweet hook into that crackling.
Speaker 2: No, maybe not, but I'm just going to ask you,
Speaker 2: what was What was your issue with your teeth before?
Speaker 6: I had a lot of cavities and they were My
Speaker 6: teeth were degrading quicker than I could actually get them filled,
Speaker 6: which was leading to lots of roots and meals, and
Speaker 6: I was constantly going to sticks me not an antibiotics, right,
Speaker 6: So I just thought, yeah, I needed a big change.
Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 2: Obviously your mouth would look different, I reckon, your eyes
Speaker 2: would be everything.
Speaker 3: And but really quickly, I've got to ask because even
Speaker 3: just watching the Beverly Hills Housewives, Kyle's husband Marizzio has
Speaker 3: had his teeth done and they look like piano keys.
Speaker 3: It's too much. Were you worried about that? Were you
Speaker 3: worried that you'd have like your camel teeth?
Speaker 6: Yes, So when you actually start to talk to the
Speaker 6: person who makes the plate themselves, you can pick your colors.
Speaker 6: And one of the things I said was, I don't
Speaker 6: want to look like one of the Hollywood makeovers where
Speaker 6: they're glaringly white and they glow if you go under
Speaker 6: a blue or.
Speaker 3: But a two hundred dollars gift cards in the roundhouse.
Speaker 3: You can wonderful you're port crackling on a beautiful new plate.
Speaker 2: You sure can, Hi, jess Hi Hi. So you had
Speaker 2: a nose job, but rhinoplasty, I.
Speaker 1: Believe, yes, I did tell us all about it.
Speaker 5: I have like genetically, I didn't have the best shaped nose,
Speaker 5: and then I just broke it too many times for sports.
Speaker 5: So it was completely out of thoughts, very cooked. I
Speaker 5: couldn't breathe. So I saw a surgeon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and got it done just under a year ago.
Speaker 2: And was your nose your old nose? Was it affecting
Speaker 2: your personality? Like were you like at home and comfortable?
Speaker 2: You were one person and then the minute you opened
Speaker 2: the door you kind of put on this shroud of invisibility.
Speaker 7: Oh a hundred percent. Always it was just an issue,
Speaker 7: especially when I wore like sunglasses or anything that sort
Speaker 7: of was me in my face. It just was personally.
Speaker 7: I just held the look of it.
Speaker 2: And can you tell me, did you have to go
Speaker 2: and choose your nose like they do in the movies,
Speaker 2: like you hold up the side little.
Speaker 3: Or did you have a reference Did you have a
Speaker 3: reference photo of someone's nose or what do you know?
Speaker 7: What he actually they actually asked, how you want your
Speaker 7: nose shape? If you want more of a splow for
Speaker 7: straight up.
Speaker 8: Like like open.
Speaker 7: I was like, no, I had the choice of it,
Speaker 7: but I just wanted something just nice and straight enoughing.
Speaker 3: That was just yeah, you don't want to ski jump
Speaker 3: the ski jump.
Speaker 1: Noses can Lindsay's nose is mad perfect?
Speaker 3: Two hundred dollars gift card in the Roundhouse for you, Jess.
Speaker 1: Yo, Jamie, Yeah, I got.
Speaker 2: We love the name Jamie and every time we have
Speaker 2: a Jamie on the show, we play this, Hey, it's
Speaker 2: our favorite line, that favorite line in that movie. Now Jamie,
Speaker 2: tell us what if you had done?
Speaker 1: Or is it someone you know?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yes, this wasn't me, but it was my wife. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 9: she got her pretty much, her jaw and chin done.
Speaker 9: My god has changed so much with her, like what
Speaker 9: so all her job opportunities now she's like a model.
Speaker 2: Now you can see, Oh my god, how annoying that
Speaker 2: that came then, because she could have got it for free.
Speaker 4: On in.
Speaker 10: The Chrissy Swan show, let's go clicking Chrissy's cliche very there's.
Speaker 2: No greater transformation from bogan to bougie than what has
Speaker 2: been enjoyed by Lara Worthington.
Speaker 3: She is unbelievable. I love that woman.
Speaker 1: She's class class as I loved her when she was
Speaker 1: Lara Bingle. I thought she was really refreshing and wonderful.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry being Lara Bingle is one of the best
Speaker 3: reality shows aired on Australian TV.
Speaker 2: I agree. And Sam Worthington and Lara Worthington are just classy.
Speaker 1: She's clever, he's clever. I just love them sick.
Speaker 2: They were on the red carpet at the GQ Man
Speaker 2: of the Year Awards last night.
Speaker 1: Sam Worthington is the Man of the Year. Yes, maybe
Speaker 1: Sam Pang the next year. It's his dream come true.
Speaker 3: I hope Panga gets it.
Speaker 1: Sam get invited, even he's got a long way to go.
Speaker 1: If he wasn't, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm having dinner with him. I'll find out ask him.
Speaker 2: This is the acceptance speech delivered by Sam Worthington, who's
Speaker 2: an active By the way, in case you're wondering they
Speaker 2: live overseas, its why we don't.
Speaker 1: See them much.
Speaker 11: This kind of thing we're I'm kind of out of
Speaker 11: my comfort zone a lot. But we both felt and
Speaker 11: we talked about this. We felt this was very important
Speaker 11: because the concept Man of the Year. It was very
Speaker 11: confusing to me until I unpacked it. We're not beholden
Speaker 11: to any obsolete definition. We can challenge it now, we
Speaker 11: can force it to evolve. You know, men can talk
Speaker 11: about their feelings, they can question their sexuality, they can
Speaker 11: be non conforming, be feminine, just be honest. They don't
Speaker 11: need to make excuses anymore. Now for me, as a
Speaker 11: out of three boys, that's great.
Speaker 1: I love it so much. I love you, and I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking, I think they their kids have got really
Speaker 1: great names.
Speaker 2: They've had a third boy recently is it's River, but
Speaker 2: the first two are like Rocket.
Speaker 1: And Racer, Rocket, Racer and River.
Speaker 3: That is chic. That is so.
Speaker 4: R W.
Speaker 3: What a great initial. We love them luggage and also
Speaker 3: its Ony. One of my favorite moments was on the
Speaker 3: Red Carpet. Now, Sam Worthington's one of these guys. He
Speaker 3: comes across not super warm and.
Speaker 1: Friendly, and also they're very priv very.
Speaker 3: Private, and he read red carpets and press junkets. They're
Speaker 3: just not his thing. So I was like it was
Speaker 3: nice to see that they did a full red carpet
Speaker 3: last night. But one Channel seven reporter obviously was stuck
Speaker 3: in the being Lara Bingle days and referred to Lara
Speaker 3: as Lara Bingle, and Sam was quick to correct her,
Speaker 3: joining me tonight is Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle. Guys,
Speaker 3: you've just touched down.
Speaker 7: In Australia, La, Lara Worthington apologies.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, you know that was my slip becomes
Speaker 10: it's hard to chake it off.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Do you know what if I've done that,
Speaker 1: I would have gone, thank you so much for your time.
Speaker 1: Straight As soon as I've said Bingle that there was
Speaker 1: no coming back from that.
Speaker 3: I resigned from the media.
Speaker 2: By Let's move on to Zaye Marlick, who was from
Speaker 2: one direction.
Speaker 3: Of course, what a song.
Speaker 2: He had his own little love, little situation, didn't he Anyway,
Speaker 2: He's still selling out shows, no doubt about it, but
Speaker 2: he had to regrettably.
Speaker 1: Cancel one.
Speaker 2: And can you imagine the agony of getting to the auditorium.
Speaker 2: You're ready to go on, everyone's there waiting. They've brought
Speaker 2: the ticket in the arena. There'd be some chanting maybe.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At that point he decides that he cannot go out.
Speaker 2: He put up an Instagram story saying, yeah, my voice
Speaker 2: isn't up to it today. Surely he would have known that.
Speaker 3: Before, yeah, or earlier in the day, like make the call.
Speaker 1: I smell a rat all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: There was also some headlines this morning swanning that apparently
Speaker 3: one direction planning a reunion. They were planning a reunion.
Speaker 3: Sorry before leam.
Speaker 1: Bad timing and probably a bit tacky.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have thrown that in there.
Speaker 2: This is the Chrissy Swan Show, Huge hour coming up
Speaker 2: for you. We are going to do sweeping statements and
Speaker 2: mine is like a scratch and sniff this week?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give up. Don't you remember scratch
Speaker 1: and sniff stickers?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But how is that a sweet? How do I
Speaker 3: relate that to a sweeping statement?
Speaker 1: Well, you'll have to keep listening, Jack, you can't go
Speaker 1: home yet.
Speaker 3: I don't like bad sniffing. I don't like sniffing stock.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you don't have to. What about it?
Speaker 2: If I know, I'm not going to give away anymore?
Speaker 2: Christmas is about three weeks away?
Speaker 3: Sure, is all right now.
Speaker 2: If you're hosting or whatever, you may not have even
Speaker 2: considered thought about what your table is going to look like,
Speaker 2: or even if you've got enough knives and forks that happens.
Speaker 1: We have got an in the round house voucher for
Speaker 1: you slipped inside of the bum bag for.
Speaker 3: Quizzy two hundred bucks to spend on their website. If
Speaker 3: you haven't checked out their website, there are some beautiful
Speaker 3: plates and stuff on the Hey swany, yesterday, let's lift
Speaker 3: the curtain here, So you and I were throwing some
Speaker 3: shade at the Christmas songs that have been played. We
Speaker 3: were because we played by Brendaly, Yes, sir.
Speaker 1: From nineteen fifty eight.
Speaker 3: We're on Nova. We shouldn't be playing.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about this one?
Speaker 1: Oh? What do you think?
Speaker 3: Wham last Christmas? For your Thursday? On The Crazy Swan Show.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: He came in.
Speaker 2: Very high on the Spotify Is it unwrapped or wrapped wrapped?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was am surprised by Like, I know he's amazing
Speaker 3: and like beloved, but I'm always surprised by his streaming
Speaker 3: stats like he breaks most of the starts.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's give away a bum back Chrissy's Quizzy and
Speaker 1: it's not just any bum back, it is a shock
Speaker 1: a block full of gifted cards. To spend it in
Speaker 1: the roundhouse. You will have the best looking Christmas table ever.
Speaker 3: With that question.
Speaker 1: Correct, I didn't have my phone up. Hello Bear, It's
Speaker 1: so hard, isn't it so hard when suddenly it's three
Speaker 1: pm you feel like it's in the morning. Are you
Speaker 1: hosting Christmas?
Speaker 9: Ben are this year?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: God? I mean you need this, don't.
Speaker 2: We're going to see if Sarah is going to pip
Speaker 2: you at the purse. Hello Sarah.
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, you're hosting Christmas.
Speaker 5: My mum is hosting Christmas this year, so same, same, Really.
Speaker 6: That's a lot easier for us.
Speaker 1: Does she get out the good china?
Speaker 8: Yes or no?
Speaker 7: Well, we'd say the good china is plastic plates.
Speaker 3: Straight in the ban We love that.
Speaker 1: Yes, Well, are they washable or are they disposable?
Speaker 8: Na?
Speaker 4: Easy, disposable?
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, guys. Your name is your buzzes.
Speaker 2: It's the best of five, meaning the first person to
Speaker 2: get three ounces quick wins the game.
Speaker 1: Gets the in the Roundhouse voucher and a bum bag.
Speaker 2: Question number one, who was awarded GQ Australia's Man of
Speaker 2: the Year Ben?
Speaker 1: Yes, Ben love him? You're on the board? Question number two?
Speaker 1: Where on the body would you find the pupil?
Speaker 3: Sarah?
Speaker 1: That's Sarah the I correct, it's one apiece.
Speaker 3: Question number three, If my boarding past.
Speaker 1: Has JQ on it? Where are yes? Sarah? Jest correct?
Speaker 3: Two points to Sarah? Want to Ben, Sarah? There might
Speaker 3: not be plastic plates to Christmas this year, because if
Speaker 3: you get this next question right, you have won that
Speaker 3: gift card.
Speaker 1: Which Kardashiana Yes, Sarah, Chloe Man saved.
Speaker 2: Finish the question, Sarah, there are no plastic plates for you.
Speaker 2: In fact, there is a very stylish selection available in
Speaker 2: the Roundhouse and you've got about to spend there.
Speaker 6: Oh that's perfect.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you so much Christmas, Sarah, and Merry
Speaker 3: Christmas to you as well.
Speaker 10: Ben Chrissy Swan show, let's do this Swan's Sweet Peace.
Speaker 1: Yes, what is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 2: What do you secretly believe that, if you say out loud,
Speaker 2: makes you look like a.
Speaker 3: Total dag thirteen twenty four to ten will be taking
Speaker 3: your calls after and if you get to air, you
Speaker 3: will win a family pass to Paddington in Peru, which
Speaker 3: is in Cinema's Jan.
Speaker 1: One Paddington in Peru Keru's five. Thanks you can hear me,
Speaker 1: I would like my prop Thank you so much?
Speaker 3: All right? Do you want me to kick off Swani?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I believe the Kardashians are going to go extinct if
Speaker 3: they don't hurry up and release a new season of their.
Speaker 1: Show like the Dodo. What do you mean?
Speaker 3: So usually they would have released there's generally two seasons
Speaker 3: of The Kardashians, their show on Disney Plus Hulu. If
Speaker 3: you're in the States a.
Speaker 1: Year and you know what months they come out.
Speaker 3: Like generally it's like a September release for the second
Speaker 3: part of the year. We're in December. We haven't really
Speaker 3: heard about them for the last three or four months,
Speaker 3: while we obviously is doing press this week for her
Speaker 3: new fragrance.
Speaker 1: Yes, but normally there's a series.
Speaker 3: Now, normally there's a series airing. Hearing about them and
Speaker 3: I just think they're sort of they've fallen out of
Speaker 3: the zeitgeist. No one's talking about them. We're starting to
Speaker 3: move on to different and new things, And I think
Speaker 3: I would be worried if I with them, and I'm
Speaker 3: a fan of them.
Speaker 1: So what do you mean?
Speaker 3: I just think that no one's going to keep if
Speaker 3: they release, and if a new season isn't out within
Speaker 3: the next two months, I don't think anyone's going to care.
Speaker 2: And further, what happens if they decide to never do
Speaker 2: another season.
Speaker 1: What happens then, well.
Speaker 3: Then they properly done, but they're contracted for another season.
Speaker 1: Or two, oh for another twenty five thousand years.
Speaker 3: Do you agree, though? Do you think like I think
Speaker 3: if you're if you go away for too long, people.
Speaker 1: Do move on.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right, I like it. Thirty twenty fourteen. What
Speaker 2: is your sweeping statement? Here is my sweeping statement in
Speaker 2: the world of bougie food, where everyone's including me, making
Speaker 2: their own sourdough from scratch, curing their own salmon like
Speaker 2: I did last weekend, all of that fancy hickling your
Speaker 2: own carrot like my own carrot exactly. The seventies dish
Speaker 2: much maligned and everyone says it's revolting of curried sausages
Speaker 2: is the most delicious thing you can ever put in
Speaker 2: your mouth, And I'm going to prove it to you.
Speaker 1: I made it last I thought you.
Speaker 3: Were just getting zac to fetch your lunch because you
Speaker 3: were hungry.
Speaker 1: I made I made it last night.
Speaker 2: Now, curried sausages are famously everyone pooh poohs them.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, I grew up on them. Swanny, oh sick,
Speaker 3: dag you gross?
Speaker 1: Who would do that? I'll tell you who'll do it? Met.
Speaker 2: My dad is staying with me and we ate so
Speaker 2: much of this last night that I brought some in
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: Can I say this? I'm so thankful and I'm really
Speaker 3: happy to try this. But that is a shit sweeping statement.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Because it's just like you just wanted to me.
Speaker 1: To know that is a really good sweeping state.
Speaker 3: But it's the best food you can ever eat? What
Speaker 3: about potato cakes? Alas saying no, but it's the classic.
Speaker 2: I've actually worked out how to do sweeping statements. Don't
Speaker 2: do me like this. It's a popular opinion that I
Speaker 2: disagree are with because.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like you who eats carts sasages had grace?
Speaker 3: I done? People poop pud them?
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: They've been celebrated in my household.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, No, everyone's like el yum.
Speaker 3: I could eat that every day for lunch.
Speaker 1: See you're with me. It's a very unpopular opinion.
Speaker 3: Well I'm sorry, I wasn't aware. Oh yeah, that's and
Speaker 3: they're that ten out of ten in the world of coacter.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, thirteen twenty four to ten. What
Speaker 3: is your sweeping statement for getting on air and sharing
Speaker 3: it with us? We're going to send you a family
Speaker 3: pass to Paddington in Peru.
Speaker 10: Hey, the Chrissy Swan Show. Let's do this Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can say what you want about Currge sausages.
Speaker 2: They can be too revolting for you, But I disagree.
Speaker 2: I think they are one of the top ten dishes
Speaker 2: of all time.
Speaker 3: And I think if the Kardashians don't hurry up and
Speaker 3: release a new season of their show, that they will
Speaker 3: go extinct.
Speaker 1: Am Morochelle, Hello, good after me? Did you notice I
Speaker 1: just called you Roma Marshelle? I like it? Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you for your support. What is your swev statement? Morochelle?
Speaker 4: Mine is about those annoying drivers, the ones that will
Speaker 4: slow down and then go wide before turning right, before
Speaker 4: turning left. They need to stop and learn how to
Speaker 4: drive and how to actually turn the corner. They need
Speaker 4: to license if they can't turn the corner.
Speaker 1: Very specific, little problem for you.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to visualize what you're saying. Rochelle, What do
Speaker 3: you mean by going wide? Is in they don't just
Speaker 3: do a hard left.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so instead of do you know when you're driving
Speaker 4: and you're going to turn the corner and you stopped
Speaker 4: before you turn the corner, Yeah, they actually veer towards
Speaker 4: the left and go wider than what they should and
Speaker 4: then turn.
Speaker 2: So when you watch this happening in front of you,
Speaker 2: what does your mouth say?
Speaker 1: Do you say rude words? Do you go?
Speaker 9: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Why isn't it amazing? Is the corner that is such
Speaker 2: a specific?
Speaker 3: Do you honk your horn?
Speaker 4: I know I don't.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do. We're going to send you a family
Speaker 3: pastor Paddington in Peru, which is in Cinema's January one.
Speaker 3: Do you have kids in a family?
Speaker 5: Amazing?
Speaker 4: I do have a beautiful daughter.
Speaker 3: She love it.
Speaker 6: Hello, Kate, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: This is a big one at this time of year. Kate,
Speaker 1: be very careful, go for it, Kate.
Speaker 8: Okay, I love Christmas. But mince pies are an abomination?
Speaker 1: Ha ha Why what specifically is it?
Speaker 2: Because I'm guessing you don't have a problem with that
Speaker 2: delicious short pastry.
Speaker 8: No, I do not, You are correct. It is just
Speaker 8: why would I have wasted the stomach space on that
Speaker 8: when there's so many other great things to eat?
Speaker 2: What would you put in there instead? Like, I mean
Speaker 2: a walker's shortbread bang.
Speaker 8: Done, yep, short bread, pablover, trifle, just the ham sandwich.
Speaker 3: There is something about the texture of a mince pie
Speaker 3: that's a bit crook.
Speaker 2: You can get lovely ones, you really can, from where
Speaker 2: you can almost anywhere, but you can get crap ones too.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, We're going to send you a family
Speaker 3: past to Paddington in Peru, which is in cinemas jan one, Hi, Cath, thanks.
Speaker 12: Hello, Cath, Hello, how are you? Christy? And Jack?
Speaker 3: Good? Cag good.
Speaker 2: You're a sunny little lady. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 12: My sweeping statement is the guys that put the dog
Speaker 12: poop in the bag and then leave the bags on
Speaker 12: the footpath or the park areas should have their pets
Speaker 12: taken off them.
Speaker 1: Isn't it awful? Who does that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Does it kill you to just go and find a bin.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but you've gone to that extreme of actually bagging it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 12: Like, oh my goodness, you've got the bag with you.
Speaker 12: You've actually done it. You know, you've picked it up,
Speaker 12: Like oh mg.
Speaker 3: And I'm not indoorsing this at all, Catherine, but it's
Speaker 3: like you may as well just not pick up the
Speaker 3: poop and leave it there and not bag it because
Speaker 3: you're like, it's weird. I agree, Tom, it be left
Speaker 3: or be right, don't be in the middle, or.
Speaker 2: You just have a You have a word to your
Speaker 2: four legged person and you say, whenever we leave the house, yeah,
Speaker 2: do not pooh.
Speaker 1: Mummy doesn't like it.
Speaker 3: You know, pets can't understand humans, speaker, Are you one
Speaker 3: of those insufferable people that talk to their dogs out
Speaker 3: in public areas?
Speaker 2: If he understands English? And I don't even have to
Speaker 2: change my voice.
Speaker 3: Don't think he does. But that's cute for you.
Speaker 2: Last night I said to him, the look on your face,
Speaker 2: Murphy is driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: Can you get outside?
Speaker 3: And you got up and Kit was like, Mum, it's me,
Speaker 3: not the dog.
Speaker 1: Hi Elizabeth, Hi, guys, I go, oh god, this is
Speaker 1: a lot. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 6: Okay, so my kids think I'm a bit crazy, but
Speaker 6: I think stale twists are much better than fresh twisted.
Speaker 2: Really, yes, my god, you would love it at my
Speaker 2: house because my children do not know how to put
Speaker 2: an open container of anything in.
Speaker 10: The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's do this first, Chrissy's cliquait.
Speaker 2: I said very mean things about Barry Kyogan the actor yesterday,
Speaker 2: and somebody really let me have it on Instagram, and
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: True, and I would like to apologize.
Speaker 2: I do not know him and I'm judging him according
Speaker 2: to you know what I've read, which is a terrible
Speaker 2: error to make.
Speaker 3: No, but it's kind of our job. A and B.
Speaker 3: You're allowed an opinion. You did say he has piggy
Speaker 3: little eyes.
Speaker 1: I just don't like the vibes that come out of
Speaker 1: the eye.
Speaker 3: What did this person say? Why were they not happy
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 2: Well, just you know that, you know it's exactly what
Speaker 2: I just said that you can't you don't even know him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that's he's in this. I'm sorry. When
Speaker 3: you're in the public eye like he is, unfortunately, all
Speaker 3: comes apart, like it's all about.
Speaker 2: The thing is this, I just had a bad vibe
Speaker 2: about Barry Kogan because I just did. And him and
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter have broken up, and I said that I
Speaker 2: was happy about it, and I still sort of am.
Speaker 1: Because here's the plot. Thickens Jack. It looks like he
Speaker 1: has cheated on now Darling Snapcat.
Speaker 3: That influencer. Her name's Brecky Hill. How annoying.
Speaker 1: Brecky.
Speaker 3: That's got to be a s typo right.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's short for Brecon. That is an American name.
Speaker 2: Bre Brecky is a yn awful well.
Speaker 3: She has reposted videos on TikTok with like a saltburn
Speaker 3: coffee cup and things like that. So she's stirring the pot. Man.
Speaker 3: Oh that is naughty, isn't it.
Speaker 1: She's very naughty.
Speaker 2: Hey, Let's move on to a very very old name
Speaker 2: and a very very old man, Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan
Speaker 2: is two hundred and forty five years old. In our
Speaker 2: very happy news.
Speaker 1: I love Bob Dylan, very very clever artist. And my
Speaker 1: son has only just discovered the song the Hurricane this week.
Speaker 1: Do you know the Hurricane?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He started kids started listening to that when he was
Speaker 2: thirteen and it finished and he was suddenly seventeen and
Speaker 2: a half.
Speaker 1: It's the longest song in the history of the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But Bob Dylan, there's a new biopic coming out,
Speaker 2: and Timothy challo May is going to play him, which
Speaker 2: I think is genius casting, I really do.
Speaker 1: And Bob Dylan has I'm going to say. My vibe
Speaker 1: is that he did not write this.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, Okay, wait, did not write this.
Speaker 1: You did not write this post for social media.
Speaker 3: Give it to me.
Speaker 1: He says.
Speaker 2: There's a movie about me opening soon called A Complete Unknown.
Speaker 2: What a title exclamation, Mike. I mean I saw him
Speaker 2: live ten years ago and he could barely stand up.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's been I don't think he's running this.
Speaker 2: Timothy Chalomay is starring in the lead role. Timmy's a
Speaker 2: brilliant actor.
Speaker 1: Timmy Jimmy's a brilliant actor, so I'm sure he's going
Speaker 1: to be completely believable as me. We'll see that twice twice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I say. It makes me feel better.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to see it. Once I've meted the film.
Speaker 2: I ever been to the film theater in many many
Speaker 2: years Uber passengers the ratings, there's a surprise as the
Speaker 2: city with the worst Uber passengers are revealed.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you.
Speaker 2: Remember there was that thing going around once about what's
Speaker 2: your rating? And they really made it hard to find out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but whereas now I'm pretty sure it's easier. I
Speaker 3: think it just sits up the top of your app.
Speaker 1: And you remember you.
Speaker 2: I was really shocked because I'm such a good passenger,
Speaker 2: and I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a fire.
Speaker 3: No, but I think it's impossible, Like, I don't know
Speaker 3: anyone that's got a five thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you have a five.
Speaker 1: Start, But how could I not have a five?
Speaker 3: Because maybe someone doesn't like Chrissy Swann.
Speaker 1: People that don't like me, But that doesn't affect how
Speaker 1: I am as a passenger. I'm absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3: Can you have a look at yours now? For example?
Speaker 3: Mine is four point six one?
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm sorry, I don't even know with my phone.
Speaker 3: Okay, but what's yours?
Speaker 1: Four points six one?
Speaker 3: That is?
Speaker 1: I know why you lose points? Why because when you've
Speaker 1: had a few drinks you ish so uppity, so pompous.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, yeah, he Actually my mate said to me today,
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm going to start calling you Jacqueline when
Speaker 3: you go in those moods.
Speaker 2: So you know that is perfect. That is perfect. You
Speaker 2: just get this little it's sassy. I love it.
Speaker 1: But I'm not an uber driver giving your giving you
Speaker 1: a score, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Totally?
Speaker 1: Oh anyway, I didn't reveal the city. I haven't even
Speaker 1: got it in front of me. So the orders of the.
Speaker 2: Best place to live in if you're an uber driver,
Speaker 2: ye really, because you know passengers we don't care coming
Speaker 2: in at last place yep, Western Australia. Ah that they
Speaker 2: get an average rider rating of four point eight.
Speaker 1: That's the worst place. That's the what's where all the
Speaker 1: worst passengers are.
Speaker 3: I would have thought maybe Victoria or New South Wales
Speaker 3: could have been because we go out then.
Speaker 1: So would I. But no, it is New South Wales.
Speaker 3: New South Wales is number one, number one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm confused. It's all backwards. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: If you're going to give me the top five, make
Speaker 2: sure that it's like the air conditioning story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Our air condition thing where it's like turn it up
Speaker 2: or turn it down the top five and you did
Speaker 2: it earlier on today too when you're Spotify wrapped and
Speaker 2: don't do it.
Speaker 3: No you start from five.
Speaker 1: No, yes, no, you start from the top.
Speaker 3: That's how you do radio because then the number one
Speaker 3: is the big reveal.
Speaker 2: No, and I thought that too. So what I do
Speaker 2: is I hyper correct, which is what I did with
Speaker 2: this article.
Speaker 1: And I was right. Oh no, I'm not, I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: No. New South Wales has claimed the top spot though,
Speaker 3: just for everyone listening.
Speaker 1: No they haven't. It says four point eight.
Speaker 3: Two, four point eight four.
Speaker 1: But think of me, Bob. Is four point seventy nine
Speaker 1: is the average rating in WA, which means.
Speaker 3: That there were Yeah, so you start. I'm so confused.
Speaker 3: But just so our listeners know, the best passenger Uber
Speaker 3: passengers are in New South Wales, the worst are in
Speaker 3: w A.
Speaker 1: We only want to know where the bad ones are.
Speaker 1: What a stupid article.
Speaker 3: Really quickly though, Fiona has joined us on the line.
Speaker 8: High fee hie, Hi, guys, how are you going?
Speaker 1: What is your rating?
Speaker 12: You little at the five?
Speaker 6: Chrissy?
Speaker 1: Have you only had one trip?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 7: Very funny ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: No, the Christy.
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