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Speaker 1: This is Fitzy and Whipper. Guys.

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Speaker 2: It's a big one today. Following on from the chat

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Speaker 2: about cover bands for the past couple of days, they

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Speaker 2: get another cover band in this one for Abba. They

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Speaker 2: ask for your one in a million stories. After that

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Speaker 2: trends on TikTok. They're still trying to get in touch

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Speaker 2: with Mark Damon and we start things off with our

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Speaker 2: new favorite segment, My dad Whipper.

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Speaker 1: So he really loves it again. Well, met Fitzgerald was

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Speaker 1: last week, wasn't he? I mean, what had he done?

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Speaker 1: He'd broken the law? They made plenty of the tank from.

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Speaker 3: Said Gerald, because I mean Dad sent me three pages

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Speaker 3: were worth of noories where he's got into trouble with

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Speaker 3: the law. To so I've actually said to him, I

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Speaker 3: think it's pretty obvious, mate, you're you're the bloke that's

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Speaker 3: been locked up numerous times. Come up with some other ones.

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Speaker 3: See Dad's memories not that good as well. My dad's straight.

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Speaker 3: He he doesn't really do anything. I don't think he's

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Speaker 3: ever done anything wrong.

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Speaker 4: That's that's the perception that he have.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sure he's going to release all his

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Speaker 1: dirty laundry on the show.

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Speaker 5: Then do you ask your mom for stories about him, though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, either mum's stories like funing, like what she considers

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Speaker 1: a funny one about him passing wind or something. Christ

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Speaker 1: stories were awesome, that was mum. It's like, oh god,

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Speaker 1: one time I bought a pair of pants and I

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Speaker 1: left the house still with a size sticker on the

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Speaker 1: back of That's pretty bad. Certainly not the wrong way

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Speaker 1: on Sanchez's shoulders. As for your dad, Dave is a

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Speaker 1: loose unit.

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Speaker 5: We know that, what sister man.

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Speaker 4: I've had a couple of big nights with Friday you

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Speaker 4: come home Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, but you got tubby. Someone was in the

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Speaker 1: prime of their life.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 4: You dog.

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Speaker 1: You ain't slow down getting married and he's put on

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Speaker 1: a couple of cag We all to be married.

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Speaker 5: Look, it lifts.

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Speaker 4: Getting married doesn't ePRESS anyone.

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Speaker 6: We are in the middle of my dad and it's

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Speaker 6: a big one today. Guys, it will shock you and

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Speaker 6: you can play along on Facebook Live where you can

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Speaker 6: guess all you can call. It's thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 6: Are you guys ready for this morning story?

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Speaker 1: Ready?

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Speaker 7: Tom?

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Speaker 6: Okay, guess whose dad in the team did this? It

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Speaker 6: was the night before one of your dad's weddings, and

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Speaker 6: your dad's heart was full of emotion? Is he prepared

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Speaker 6: to row down the river of love?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yep, thank you for.

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Speaker 6: It was also full, and I will ignore that it

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Speaker 6: was also full of an excessive amount of alcohol.

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Speaker 4: I see. Just calm the nerves, Tommy, exactly, to calm

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Speaker 4: the nerves.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I got it.

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Speaker 4: That's right, yes vv so is it? John? John would

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Speaker 4: be a more our house.

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Speaker 1: The fruit he would have been.

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Speaker 5: Drinking sprints anywhere, spreads.

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Speaker 4: Would have been a whiskey. Matter of fact, I've got

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Speaker 4: a sprits.

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Speaker 6: Yes, the night before your dad's wedding, he did become

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Speaker 6: a bit of a grog monster his wedding there was

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Speaker 6: larger insider and possibly many many more spirits.

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Speaker 1: So we get the idea he had a couple of

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Speaker 1: drinks before the wedding. The night before I would have gone,

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Speaker 1: I get a toper er. Oh yeah, very shouting.

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Speaker 6: Do that next week? And yes, things did get a little.

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Speaker 8: Bit chaotic, okay.

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Speaker 4: Wedding and no we're not before handmaid.

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Speaker 6: Arms confusing. One of your dad's mates, who was having

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Speaker 6: the beers with your dad, attached an actual ball and

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Speaker 6: chain to your dad's ankles and left.

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Speaker 8: Him in a.

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Speaker 6: Fountain out of the front.

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Speaker 1: The night before he had bludy.

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Speaker 4: Got ahead your life over.

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Speaker 6: Your dad was actually stranded because of how heavy the

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Speaker 6: real ball and chain was. He managed to convince after

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Speaker 6: many hours of standing in the fountain with a ball

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Speaker 6: and chain on, he managed to convince some strangers to

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Speaker 6: help him, and he managed to get himself into a

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Speaker 6: taxi and got a taxi.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow, Okay.

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Speaker 6: He went to sleep, so he dragged up into bed,

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Speaker 6: drag through the house.

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Speaker 4: He w, I had a bit of icing on Jones

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Speaker 6: He he went to got up, got through the house,

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Speaker 6: paula outdoor company. He went to sleep with one leg

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Speaker 6: hanging out of the bed, the ball and chain attached.

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Speaker 4: To the floor.

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Speaker 8: Okay, or waiter.

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Speaker 6: Remote In the morning, when he woke up with only

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Speaker 6: minutes hour was seconds to go until the big event,

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Speaker 6: your dad called his dad, who thankfully had some bolt

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Speaker 6: cutters and unchained my foot.

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Speaker 8: Tay my foot the lesson home joke.

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Speaker 4: Or he was freshing down the aisle with.

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Speaker 1: A limp and limp what Dave McGilvray, without a doubt,

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Speaker 1: class and stuff like that. Your dad, and he's rugby mates.

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Speaker 1: We're trouble makers. What about Robe trouble makers?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like it's a cough so.

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Speaker 9: Didn't have any mails to be Rob was carrying bar

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Speaker 9: boy at the time, a shy boy and we don't

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Speaker 9: do that sort of silliness in the Shires, and I

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Speaker 9: don't think it's a four US story.

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Speaker 3: Whipper locks in straight away. He knows I'm actually going

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Speaker 3: to go John Whipfley.

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Speaker 4: So who are you going to go?

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Speaker 9: I'm going Rob, I'm going John John Whitfley.

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Speaker 6: Let me break everyone on Facebook right now is saying

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Speaker 6: John Whipfley because he likes the grog.

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Speaker 1: About it.

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Speaker 6: The dad is on the line, now, Dad, reveal yourself.

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Speaker 1: David, who was your mate? You've put the ball and

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Speaker 1: chain on you? Dobb him in.

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Speaker 10: I hold my mine called Murray. This was about forty

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Speaker 10: years ago and then it was not to remember what

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Speaker 10: will what I do?

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Speaker 11: Remember?

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Speaker 10: Of course?

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Speaker 4: Not fair?

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Speaker 9: You were?

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Speaker 4: Were you a bit hungover on the on the wedding

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Speaker 4: day day the next time?

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Speaker 12: Mate? Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, we've had we had a few nights. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 10: I was no joke. My my ankle was bruised anything

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Speaker 10: and look it was yeah, it was it was. It

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Speaker 10: was an interesting night. I can tell you that to

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Speaker 10: a true story.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, Sarah is in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Here can I ask the question, Dave, because you and

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Speaker 1: Ike smash a few dumplings a while ago and a

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Speaker 1: few beers at the Golden Century? There can I asked,

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Speaker 1: Dave the joke about your wife looking up with Malcolm Turble?

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Speaker 1: Does that get brought up much at home? Or have

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Speaker 1: you moved past that.

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Speaker 11: We moved past that, mate.

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Speaker 7: We don't don't.

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Speaker 1: Talk about that.

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Speaker 5: All right, it's going to be today.

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Speaker 11: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Did you I know you wore a kilt to Sarah's wedding?

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Speaker 4: Did you wear a kill on your wedding day?

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Speaker 11: Well, look, I wanted to.

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Speaker 10: I wasn't allowed to, unfortunately, and if I did wear it,

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Speaker 10: you know what I would've been wearing underneath absolutely.

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Speaker 3: Happen. Before you go, what's your favorite thing about Sarah?

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Speaker 10: Well, she's she's she's my daughter obviously, and I love

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Speaker 10: her very dearly. It's kids in my world. And say, listen,

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Speaker 10: you're still there, love. You need to call your mother.

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Speaker 10: Made something about the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Olivia, Yet you've forgotten it. It's thoughts great to.

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Speaker 4: Breathe, it's a great white shot, great normal. Can you

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Speaker 4: give me a contact for Matt Daer.

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Speaker 5: No, I only give out contact for President.

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Speaker 1: Sloop Zachy with personal trainer to mister Hamsworth.

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Speaker 4: Is there any chance we could get Chris just to say.

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Speaker 1: Hey about Dane, have a chat to ask the question.

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Speaker 6: Well, m.

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Speaker 4: Say, we've got Maddie.

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Speaker 3: He went down to Centennial Part yesterday where they're filming.

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Speaker 8: Thought did quite well, dressed as a treat.

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Speaker 13: But you know what, yesterday on the front of the

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Speaker 13: Daily Telegraph, Chris Hemsworth wropped up as Thor his light

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Speaker 13: globe moment for the Fitzian Ripper team.

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Speaker 8: Send Maddie the group back.

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Speaker 4: Down there dressed as Thought stuntman.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is, we know that Matt Damon

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Speaker 1: is not here, we know that he's in Barren Bay.

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Speaker 1: I get it. But if Matt Degroup can get to

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Speaker 1: Thor himself Chris Hemsworth, then that's a good step forward.

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Speaker 1: He's there.

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Speaker 4: Now you're there, Maddie.

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Speaker 9: This feels like the stitch up that I was born

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Speaker 9: to play, because if I was to say, who's my

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Speaker 9: celebrity doppelganger?

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Speaker 1: Four?

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Speaker 4: Is where I go? Mate?

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Speaker 3: You're not at all you got into a bit of

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Speaker 3: trouble yesterday. Security tree in park rangers. You've just rocked

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Speaker 3: up this morning. What's the vibe? There is more security

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Speaker 3: here today. Look, I think Thor should get out of

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Speaker 3: the car, okay and.

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Speaker 1: Make his way over there. I mean the stunt man's name, right,

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Speaker 1: is Bobby Dazzler, Right, that's his name.

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Speaker 3: You have to say I'm Bobby, So Bobby no, say

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Speaker 3: good guys, Bobby dais LA's stunt double here for Chris Hemsworth.

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Speaker 4: Have a lovely day and keep walking.

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Speaker 1: How that goes?

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Speaker 4: And then you're a stunt.

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Speaker 3: Double, so maybe do a roll or something to get

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Speaker 3: away from them? Can you do a backflip up to

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Speaker 3: the front gate, jump over a feet and land on

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Speaker 3: your head.

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Speaker 9: They're calling more security guards over again.

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Speaker 14: We're good, We're.

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Speaker 1: Should work. It should be fine, under control, good luck.

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Speaker 4: Got to wander through.

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Speaker 9: Mate checking right checking. So I'm for the body double.

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Speaker 9: Four for chrisp We got the umbrellas again wet as

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Speaker 9: well as yesterday.

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Speaker 1: So they put umbrellas over you to escort you through.

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Speaker 1: Have they mate so you don't get someburn?

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Speaker 15: Is this for me?

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Speaker 6: Sir?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 9: The papsinger the bloody paps.

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Speaker 1: The front page of the Telegraph yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Sir Daily Males, listening to the show, good work?

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Speaker 15: Where where do come they are?

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Speaker 12: Look?

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Speaker 9: They don't appear overly receptor again there's more security guards.

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Speaker 15: Again.

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Speaker 16: Oh this is just like yesterday, except there's letting nothing

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Speaker 16: to do it.

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Speaker 4: Do the role, the role.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to do it. Backward, roll out of

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Speaker 1: you guys? So close?

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Speaker 4: Can you see from a skip in the distance?

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Speaker 1: Did you see anyway there's a dog doing a wee

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Speaker 4: Have you already done that one?

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Speaker 1: Let's cheat. You and I not cheat, not cheat at all.

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Speaker 1: Outlook is taken out of your comfort? Yes, I do.

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Speaker 4: To listen to bachelorettes need to have a job too.

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Speaker 1: Have you got the wife?

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Speaker 4: At some point you're going.

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Speaker 1: To hate me for it.

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Speaker 4: But still that's the quickest, best way. He doesn't just

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Speaker 4: How many times have you tried it?

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Speaker 1: About three? But you've got to train for it three times,

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Speaker 1: So I'll do it three times, but I'll do it

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Speaker 18: Well?

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Speaker 17: So are you trying to endorse the rower as the

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Speaker 5: No, not at all boring.

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Speaker 1: It depends what you do on it.

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Speaker 1: See, sometimes I'll do a routine where I just do

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Speaker 5: Where are you going?

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Speaker 1: What I wanted to talk about, says, was my hate

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Speaker 6: Yes, I was a little bit heavier at the time,

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Speaker 4: If you want your water all through the all through.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, just I cave.

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Speaker 4: Could you imagine? It was awful?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: My first set?

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Speaker 4: Can I have a drink?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? You want to drink? Come and get it? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: We would jump through bushes together and it looked like

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Speaker 8: Everyone turned heads.

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Speaker 3: May well, how about when I did that thing for

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Speaker 4: Were allowed to talk about that, but you pulled out

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Speaker 3: The session that I had was at the park and

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Speaker 1: On in the studio, sitting him my phone out of

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Speaker 8: Remember that leap for a week.

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Speaker 4: Anyone he pushes you though you pushed them away.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm happy to be pushed, but when you what

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Speaker 1: that's not how you build someone's confidence and commitment and

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Speaker 4: This is ground right my personal training.

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Speaker 3: But the smart personal trainer will build up to get

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Speaker 5: Credit Timberger Fitness.

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Speaker 1: Aren't you yeah?

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Speaker 4: Jason in paed state what happened in your PT session?

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Speaker 19: Jace, Hey, guys, good morning and happy New year.

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Speaker 1: Misteris Yeah, missed you too, Jason.

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Speaker 19: Okay, So the first training session I've done there, forty

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Speaker 4: You gotta keep going.

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Speaker 19: Hanging out?

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Speaker 1: What was hanging out?

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Speaker 4: Mate? Everything?

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Speaker 5: Oh the girls were looking at your base.

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Speaker 1: The plumbs on shows worse than Big Ram Yoga.

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Speaker 4: It is Jason and Eleanora of one of your clients.

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Speaker 7: Jase, Hey, boys, hey, fifty are you guys.

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Speaker 1: Doing Hey, Jace, what's the story mate with?

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Speaker 7: Might recognize my voice because your martial arts instructor, Jason,

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Speaker 7: I was going there, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Jace, how are you? Buddy? Old back for specialists? This

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Speaker 1: is urak, this is jobing. Spoken to Jase for a while,

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Speaker 1: haven't done a class? Meaning to get back into it, Jase.

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Speaker 7: Guys, if you've ever been in a situation we've been

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Speaker 7: What was going through right now?

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Speaker 4: Does he train hard? Jaceon? What was he like?

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Speaker 7: I just heard him talking? How much is he's been

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Speaker 1: And yeah the bush he's coming? No, no, no, no, on Jason,

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Speaker 1: when it comes to my performance at training, right, I've

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Speaker 1: spoken to Fitzy about the hammer, the backfist. You would

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Speaker 7: I would agree? I agree you like getting up close

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Speaker 7: to personal. He's definitely here. Ye your weapon the fifty boys.

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Speaker 7: We always talk about being able to control your own

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Speaker 7: Our first step of controlling whip.

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Speaker 1: Flats a little bit. I mean, don't get me wrong,

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Speaker 1: I crack it if you make me do any burpies

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Speaker 3: Easy him into it, though, Jason, if you can maybe

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Speaker 7: Well, it's really funny, fifty, because I just heard him

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Speaker 7: talking about doing advice at Canon and so on. I'm

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Speaker 7: telling you, guys, he is. He's a strong eye.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, tell it in conversational and mental strength is cool.

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Speaker 7: He's right. And check your body time, Jess.

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Speaker 5: You're on the payroll though.

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Speaker 1: If I give you Fitzy's address, Jash, do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: and just say hello and introduce yourself. You're the boys, Jase, Mate,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm in for twenty twenty one, Jace, I'm

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Speaker 1: in mate absolutely.

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Speaker 7: Next week twenty one could be December.

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Speaker 1: Test test test.

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Speaker 20: And now it's time for Tom the overweight looking Russell

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Speaker 20: Brant producer time Tom time. Oh ah, yes, good morning

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Speaker 20: Fitzy with Sarah Matt Degree. Lovely to see you on

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Speaker 20: a beautiful Thursday.

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Speaker 4: Are you kneeling before your last day tomorrow?

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Speaker 6: said my goodbyes.

455
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Speaker 8: Yea high back. I'm nervous this time.

456
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,199
Speaker 1: Tell me, how are you feeling in my shirt I

457
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: bought seven years ago?

458
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:10,640
Speaker 7: Oh?

459
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,479
Speaker 6: This is a lovely rough and secondhand from the Whitfley family.

460
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: I mean Tommy and Tommy and Inger and the kids

461
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,199
Speaker 1: came around for lunch the other day and Inger had

462
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: been trying to get him a new pair of shoes.

463
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 1: He wouldn't buy them, so I gave him a free

464
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,919
Speaker 1: pair that I got given.

465
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 3: More to the point, Who's who's.

466
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 1: Me or your wife?

467
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,159
Speaker 4: These days?

468
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 6: Well, I won't be wearing any of your Banana Republic

469
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 6: underpants that you give.

470
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Speaker 4: Great chat.

471
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 6: In the middle of a great chat re incriminating questions,

472
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 6: get the third one correct? And you went one hundred

473
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 6: bucks to spend at Uber Eat or to spend you know, weekend?

474
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah food?

475
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

476
00:22:55,359 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 6: Hi Steve in Concord. How's Concord this morning? Your wild dog?

477
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 2: Too bad?

478
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 11: Way to work?

479
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: Boys?

480
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 4: You are you do that?

481
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 8: What do you do for a crust?

482
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,919
Speaker 1: I'm a sparky I'll work on cranes.

483
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 5: Oh, we probably have an insightful question. That's night.

484
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: Just make sure you just make sure you don't lock

485
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 1: him in the wind, Steve.

486
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Speaker 4: That's it, double studs it.

487
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 6: It's different, different trade, buddy, And remember braced some forty five,

488
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 6: you wild dog.

489
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Speaker 1: If you can't board it, man, I know the rules,

490
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: your old dog.

491
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 4: Here we go, cool, good laugh, really fun. Question number one,

492
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 4: number one?

493
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Speaker 6: Now, which member of the team came into the kitchen

494
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Speaker 6: one wickedly?

495
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: Which I'll just wait, we're not the.

496
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Speaker 8: One and only adele.

497
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 4: Tom.

498
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Speaker 6: Which member of the team came into the kitchen washed

499
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 6: out his protein shaker, tipped it all over the kitchen

500
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 6: bench top and immediately said it wasn't me.

501
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 8: He then went on to leave the shaker.

502
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 6: They're saying that it'll just make its way into the dishwasher,

503
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 6: won't it. To be clear, the dishwasher is seventy six

504
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 6: centimeters away where he placed his shaker.

505
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 8: Do you measure who would do that? He was measured?

506
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 8: Who would do that?

507
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: That's it. I gave it a bit of a rent, mate.

508
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: But of course the cleaner's coming at nighttime, and they

509
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: do a better job than I do because they're cleaners.

510
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: They don't he keeps washing, He puts all my stuff

511
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Speaker 3: in the dishwasher.

512
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Speaker 1: We do you made? Are you the cleaner?

513
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: You put it on top of the dishwash just to

514
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 3: dry it out first. Because your life revolves around cleaners

515
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,360
Speaker 3: wherever you go, you can do it yourself.

516
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: Not true, sounds horrible.

517
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 6: Question number two Scuba Steve, who stole expensive equipment from

518
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 6: the engineering department so he could operate a small fridge

519
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 6: on his desk.

520
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 15: That definitely sounds like whipp again.

521
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what has he done? Tom?

522
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 3: Because he's asking you not to say there was no

523
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 3: text in there, so I know I had to go

524
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 3: get a cord plugging my new new little us B

525
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Speaker 3: mini fridge.

526
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Speaker 1: Cans of coke in there. Don't drink coke.

527
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 4: And you can also put in tablets. I've got tablets

528
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 4: that need to be refrigerated.

529
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Speaker 5: Do you have a medicine?

530
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 16: Are going to be They will come knocking, they will,

531
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Speaker 16: they will, So I apologize in advanced.

532
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: Refrigerated rug cabinet on your desk.

533
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 4: Now a.

534
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 8: Power point question up with the three.

535
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 6: Now, we love our engineers, and one of them is,

536
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 6: of course, the wonderful Killer Keith.

537
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: He's got to go to you, hot Keith at the moment.

538
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 6: Now, when Piller Keith fixed one of the boy's computer issues,

539
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 6: who was it that said to killer Keith, I'd give

540
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 6: you a hug, but I can't because of COVID. But

541
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 6: also I can't hug you because I just don't want

542
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 6: to absolute jerk behavior. Who would do that? And it's

543
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 6: Andrew and Coolroy playing Sorry, I forgot Andrew who.

544
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 4: Would do that? There is Andrew who would do that?

545
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 11: Ah, that would be.

546
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 4: Correct. Our winner this morning is rotten.

547
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: Enough for God. And you had a win? Sorry, Tom,

548
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: Should I have hugged Killer Caith? You should have?

549
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, he looks at me.

550
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: It looks like Leonardo DiCaprio, lament.

551
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 4: He looks like a serial kill, real killer. On just

552
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 4: a baby, beautiful man. Anyone there for your Thursday morning.

553
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 3: It's nine past day, it's fifteen and ova great hashtag

554
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 3: that started yesterday on TikTok guy, it's called one and

555
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 3: a million.

556
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: This was a trend that was started by a guy

557
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,920
Speaker 1: who had a story about what happened on the day

558
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: he was born. Phenomenal story of one and a million.

559
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: Have a listen to this guy.

560
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 12: I wasn't supposed to be born on the day that

561
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 12: I was born. I think my du date was earlier

562
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 12: or later. I forget, but my dad the day that

563
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 12: I was born, he had a cancel work. And the

564
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 12: day that he had to cancel work, he had securited

565
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 12: me on the one hundred and first floor of Tower

566
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Speaker 12: one of the twenty hours, and I was born on

567
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 12: September eleventh, two thousand and one.

568
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: So he didn't turn out of the meeting because he

569
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: wanted to be at the birth.

570
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Speaker 4: Of his child.

571
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: And that's him talking there, like one in a million.

572
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 3: Imagine if like you had a really shocking boss who went,

573
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: now you got to be there, mates, meeting is really important. Well,

574
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: there's a lot of isn't There A few stories about eleven.

575
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 3: The guy that was cheating on his partner.

576
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 5: Said he was at work. Yep, she said, I'm watching

577
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 5: the news.

578
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 3: She rang him frantically when the second tower went down,

579
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: going oh my god, I've lost him.

580
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 4: I've lost him. And he's picked up the phone. He's like,

581
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, where are you And he said.

582
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 3: I'm at work, sit at your desk. She because, I'm

583
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 3: watching the tower for how was it down? And he goes,

584
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 3: I'm at my mistress's house.

585
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 4: He didn't.

586
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 9: He did not think fast enough there to sell it

587
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 9: as a win for her.

588
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 4: That he's still alive.

589
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: I think about the life that, like, how I lied.

590
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm at a jeweler down the street. I'm buying you

591
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: a diamond because.

592
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 9: I love, I love, and I love you.

593
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: What about the guy who had two families on the go, right,

594
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: and he was living two separate lives, and then September

595
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: eleven happened and his wife just assumed that he was

596
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: in there his actual wife where there's the other family

597
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: over there? So he never said anything.

598
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 5: What do you mean? And he ran off with the other.

599
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: Family and went off with the other family.

600
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 5: So how did she find out he was still alive?

601
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 4: Right?

602
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: She didn't find out, So how do you know the story?

603
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: He spoke out about it.

604
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 5: And said I'm not dead.

605
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 4: So they had a funeral for him and stuff.

606
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: Well, he was in one of the towers that apparently

607
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: went down. That was what the family and the wife

608
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: number one thought. While he had a different name and

609
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: he was living another.

610
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 17: Last year I remember, was it the Chilian mine where

611
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 17: the girlfriend and the wife rocked up or warn him

612
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 17: stuck in the mind?

613
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, or invited the loved ones to bring a candle

614
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: to the vigil, and there was two women.

615
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 5: You only get one plus one buddy.

616
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: He could have got out thirty days earlier, he chose

617
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: to stay down there. Some of the other stories that

618
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: came through, it was about one bloke who was working

619
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: overseas or into state from his wife. He passed out

620
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: and he went to the doctor and said, I've got

621
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: the sorest head.

622
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is anyway.

623
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Then his wife rang and said, I've got something wrong

624
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: with my head, and he said, I've just whacked my

625
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: head and I got this terrible growth on my left

626
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: hand side at the front. She said, well, I've just

627
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: had a brain skin. I've got a tumor there.

628
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 3: So some way they were connected, and on that day

629
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 3: when she found out, he passed her out and hit

630
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,959
Speaker 3: his head too in the exact same spot.

631
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: That's wow a million.

632
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 17: It's such a bloke thing to be like, what you're

633
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 17: having labor pains, I've got tommy cramps.

634
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: It wasn't a still the thunderstory says, that's not what

635
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: it was about. What about this guy? Right, this is

636
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 1: a school boy and they did this thing in the

637
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: UK where and we've done this before because you always

638
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: wonder when you let balloons go, do they actually land somewhere.

639
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: Does someone come home and they find a balloon in

640
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: their backyard. Come down the atmosphere, they don't go that

641
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: high they hit a jet plane. They don't hit a

642
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: jet plane.

643
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,239
Speaker 5: Well you don't know that.

644
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 3: I mean, you don't do it anymore. You're not allowed

645
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 3: to for pollution reasons. But this school let off these balloons.

646
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: And they had tags hanging off the bottom bottom of

647
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: them with the phone number and the school, so it

648
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: was like an experiment. And if one was the land

649
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: in the backyard, the card said call me. The school

650
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: gets a call from a woman who sounded like she

651
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: was at a bit of age to her, and it

652
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: turns out that the balloon had landed in the queen's

653
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: backyard and it was her on the phone. Wanted to

654
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: talk to the boy. Well, one in the millions is

655
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: what we're going for?

656
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 4: Is true?

657
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: This is one in a million questioning TikTok.

658
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 4: If Queen Elizabeth.

659
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: Picked and said, what a wonderful school program you were

660
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: doing on site, is little Timmy there? I'd like to

661
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: speak to him, because that's what the purpose of the

662
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: experiment was.

663
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 4: One in a gullible story.

664
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 3: Bill in scofields, what's he one in a million story, Billy.

665
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 15: My god father in law on in Hawaii.

666
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 5: No, it was his exact one.

667
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 15: It was initials on it from his bridal party, so

668
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 15: he from his from his wedding day.

669
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: He's been over there. The father in law lost the cuff.

670
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 15: He went over there on his honeymoon and then they

671
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 15: and then my mum's parents were like, oh, well, you

672
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 15: guys will love a honeymoon in Hawaii. Will send you

673
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 15: you to the same hotel. And story goes, my dad

674
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 15: got out of bed one morning, We'll just put down

675
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 15: in this shag pile carpet and put his foot on

676
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 15: this thing that was sharp, and went down to find

677
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 15: what it was, and it.

678
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: Was wow, there's a movie in that coupling. Find well,

679
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: film bill. What was the time difference between the father

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Speaker 1: in law and when you'd been there?

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Speaker 15: I think thirty years?

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Speaker 1: That is unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: Hang on, they hadn't vacuumed the rug in thirty years.

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Speaker 5: Hawaii's pretty well who knows what gets lost in that stuff?

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Speaker 12: Right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: One, A shag pile carpet's very thick for thirty years.

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Speaker 1: That had no idea why vacuum is not going to

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Speaker 1: pick up something that heavy.

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Speaker 3: Michael and Hurstvielle, what's you want in a million story?

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Speaker 7: Hi?

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Speaker 4: Did you that's hanging in there?

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Speaker 1: Mate? I couldn't ask.

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Speaker 11: It's uh, it's that my wife and I had the

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Speaker 11: same berth to the number.

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Speaker 1: Birth certificate number.

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Speaker 4: So someone's made a mistake.

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Speaker 11: Then no, no, my wife is born in Spain. I'm

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Speaker 11: born in Australia. We just happened to have the same version.

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Speaker 17: Because come across this fact, because it sounds like your

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Speaker 17: Friday Night's kind.

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Speaker 11: Of sack when we when we got married. Obviously we

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Speaker 11: need to provide our verses because the priests and he said,

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Speaker 11: he wrote, my wife's fine, O. You can'd my hand

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Speaker 11: him mitophone. No, no, I've already said that one. That's

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Speaker 11: mine and he's putting together.

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Speaker 4: And can I ask around about how many numbers were

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Speaker 4: in there? Met?

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Speaker 11: Uh, well it's not that at your year's age. But

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Speaker 11: now I've got about five numbers prior.

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Speaker 3: To that is that's not winning the Loto, but now

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Speaker 3: winning any money with that, well, you've.

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Speaker 1: Got a wife out of it. This is so exciting.

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Speaker 1: We might sound a little bit different right now because

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Speaker 1: we are in the studio, but guys, we're about to

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Speaker 1: go walking. We're about to take this show on the

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Speaker 1: move because we have been celebrating tribute acts and bands

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Speaker 1: the last couple of days, and we've got another show

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Speaker 1: ready to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have your mic on so tummy.

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Speaker 6: So guys, that's right, I'm on fits. So we're going

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Speaker 6: to You're going to go for a bit of a

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Speaker 6: walk just to the just to the boardroom. Okay, yep,

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Speaker 6: and WITS is organized a very special, very special act

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Speaker 6: treat this morning. Which do you want to leave the wave?

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Speaker 1: Guys, come with me, don't be shy through the building magic.

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Speaker 1: The last couple of days have been amazing.

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Speaker 4: Do we have to say a load of employees in

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Speaker 4: the way past.

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Speaker 1: You're not worrying about that. I don't know.

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Speaker 8: You had Eldon Jack.

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Speaker 1: We had Eldon Jack, Yester just massive.

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Speaker 4: There Tom the barwister.

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Speaker 12: Ry.

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Speaker 1: I mean a couple of days ago. We also had

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Speaker 1: Prince guys who came in and did the show with

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Speaker 1: as phenomenal and today because there's more than one in

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Speaker 1: this act. As you make your way into the boardroom,

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Speaker 1: I think they're ready to go. They ready to go. Jess, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I would like to introduce you, Oh, my gosh, turn

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Speaker 1: your heads to that mountain range has been an avalanche?

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Speaker 1: Also gonna ablanche?

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Speaker 21: Wow?

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Speaker 1: All four members ready to go avalanche?

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Speaker 4: Let themselves go?

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Speaker 1: Am I have on a Lunapoli surrender.

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Speaker 22: Also, oh yeah, mind destined me and quite a sill

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Speaker 22: wows repeated, go on bring it?

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Speaker 1: Why are you?

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Speaker 4: How are you a defeed?

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Speaker 3: And you want?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 17: Very good?

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Speaker 6: One promised to love before ever.

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Speaker 1: Mom's on guitar.

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Speaker 22: That is amazing, could escape if I want to use it?

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Speaker 21: Elk Jack on guitar, know en with you? Whoa finally.

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Speaker 4: War We've got to know.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman. I a land that is amazing, is amazing?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 1: So I got pain, we got Bob, we got step

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Speaker 1: from We've got some mone Is that right?

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Speaker 4: Guys?

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Speaker 1: Who's on keys over here? Hello?

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Speaker 8: Benny, Benny?

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Speaker 1: Oh Betty, you're doing the accent as well. Better just

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Speaker 1: come a bit closer to that microphone. So what were

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Speaker 1: you What were you blowing on them?

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Speaker 5: I was, well, normally just play with my organ, but

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Speaker 5: I was playing so kazoos.

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Speaker 3: Because now, have you guys met any other A cover

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Speaker 3: bands around the world.

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Speaker 4: There'd be quite a few, wouldn't they. Yes, we have.

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Speaker 4: Would you like me to speaking in English?

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Speaker 8: I have learned some would that would be great?

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Speaker 5: Okay the accents? Would you like to hear?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Sorry, I have been training very hard.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So anyway, we're right into it.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, we've heard of lots of Abbit shows around the

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Speaker 16: world where we've got some here in Australia, but there's

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Speaker 16: also a lot overseas where we've got bands like your

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Speaker 16: favorite one. What's that Bob Apathetic or apathetic abatoire ABERTI.

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Speaker 16: It's a heavy heavy metal band, absolutely aberlicious ablicious.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's quite a few guys.

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Speaker 1: How long have you been performing together, because you're the

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Speaker 1: lead ABBA act in this country.

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Speaker 16: Well, yeah, we've been together for twenty five years. We

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Speaker 16: started back in nineteen ninety five. We've only had a

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Speaker 16: couple of minor changes. Bob has been with us for

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Speaker 16: twenty three of those.

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Speaker 4: STEP's been with.

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Speaker 8: Us for nine.

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Speaker 6: Enough that very clear.

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Speaker 5: Fans then given you quite young.

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Speaker 12: Look.

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Speaker 18: To be honest, I wasn't a huge fan and I

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Speaker 18: joined the band. Does sound better say to get away

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Speaker 18: from my children? And it's actually been really great because

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Speaker 18: I've now got a new appreciation for Adama, the music

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Speaker 18: and how hard it can be to sing.

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Speaker 4: Has anyone seen about Live Hope.

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Speaker 16: I've been to Sweden, Yes, we've been to the museum

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Speaker 16: and on that trip, yeah, Old Gallagher was playing too.

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Speaker 4: So the rumor was that they got offered a billion

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Speaker 4: dollars to do a where one point five billion.

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Speaker 16: I was told that, what a steal.

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Speaker 3: And then what's the biggest what's the biggest crowd? You

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Speaker 3: guys have played to some of the biggest show.

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Speaker 16: We're going to look on on YouTube. We actually went

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Speaker 16: and played over at the Taiwan Latin Festival and that's

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Speaker 16: kind of like one of the biggest festivals in the world.

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Speaker 16: It's like they're big Easter show. And we played at

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Speaker 16: the main part of the night, at the end of

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Speaker 16: the night and we were told that there was like

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Speaker 16: sixty thousand people. So unbelievable to you guys. Even as

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Speaker 16: a cover band, you have groupies.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, front front row every time.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, someone's got boyfriends.

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of boyfriends.

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Speaker 16: Wish I have to pick in your husband because you know,

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Speaker 16: device a couple of stalkers occasionally, but probably not as much.

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Speaker 3: Any communication with any members of the band.

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Speaker 4: The actual band.

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Speaker 3: No, they have heard from them because a lot of

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Speaker 3: them are hermits, aren't they They as Yeah.

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Speaker 16: And you know they've got successful careers doing.

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Speaker 1: Other things other than how well for the Abber fans,

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Speaker 1: when can they see you guys next.

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Speaker 16: We're actually on North Sydney next week.

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Speaker 5: On the thirteenth, but it's sold out.

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Speaker 16: It's sold yeah, because unfortunately the tall square meter rule,

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Speaker 16: we can only get so many people in a venue.

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Speaker 4: And and you know, I'm sure that.

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Speaker 16: A lot more venues will be starting to book as

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Speaker 16: soon as the two meters square rules.

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Speaker 1: So come on, guy, love, let's get there so you

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Speaker 1: can dates and tickets. Avalanche dot com, doll we go.

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Speaker 18: We do actually have a present for you.

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Speaker 4: We heard you.

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Speaker 3: Are a great I'll be washing my car with that.

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Speaker 3: In notes, you've got another song you can take us

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Speaker 3: hat with ladies and gentlemen a.

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Speaker 1: Balanche you guys, Come on, guys, yourn all, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take it from here.

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Speaker 4: You look, dance you job time.

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Speaker 1: See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing.

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Speaker 2: The Vicien Whippers Show is a Nova podcast. For more

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