Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to the Maths twenty podcast, and
Speaker 1: welcome to your first episode in what feels like forever,
Speaker 1: but realistically it's well like a week and a half.
Speaker 1: I would like to apologize for the brief absence, and
Speaker 1: I'll just be fully honest with you here and say
Speaker 1: I have been quite burnt out, a little sick, and
Speaker 1: just like lately, I've had the biggest or some of
Speaker 1: the biggest projects of my career all happening at once.
Speaker 1: And that's because I do actually have a day job
Speaker 1: away from like my podcasts, which is Pedro and I
Speaker 1: my business partner. We run a small production company in Sydney,
Speaker 1: and like some clients come to us and they want
Speaker 1: some strategy for social media. Some are launching a podcast
Speaker 1: and want us to do a strategy for that or
Speaker 1: help them produce that, and maybe they want to use
Speaker 1: our space to film or some of the crew we have,
Speaker 1: or we offer all different various types of things. And
Speaker 1: that is yes, how I pay my bills, and yes
Speaker 1: I make an income from podcasting, but it's not huge
Speaker 1: or it's not enough to do full time. And I've
Speaker 1: realized lately, which I kind of don't like to admit,
Speaker 1: but there's only so much I can do, and one
Speaker 1: person can do. There's only so many hours in the day,
Speaker 1: and I've been trying to do too much to the
Speaker 1: point that I have been sick and then having to
Speaker 1: do the other projects while sick, and my body hasn't
Speaker 1: been able to recover, and it got to the point
Speaker 1: where I just had to go, Okay, I have to
Speaker 1: pause some things for the sake of my own health.
Speaker 1: And you can maybe hearing my voice now, I'm still
Speaker 1: not one hundred percent there, but hey, we're getting there.
Speaker 1: All is good. And I'm annoyed that I haven't been
Speaker 1: able to do this specific podcast now because almost a
Speaker 1: week ago Daily Mail dropped the full lineup to this
Speaker 1: year's lineup as if it's a festival, the full cast
Speaker 1: to this year, well next year's maths. And I've been
Speaker 1: dying to sit behind this microphone have us scroll through
Speaker 1: and just judge them and roast them and make my
Speaker 1: absolute baseless assumption is just off the brief bios that
Speaker 1: are out there, And yeah, this is enough of a
Speaker 1: ramble intro from mey, let's do it. Before we get
Speaker 1: to the cast. The new Relationship Expert has been reviewed
Speaker 1: following Mel Shillings sad passing in this. To me, it
Speaker 1: still feels a bit weird to imagine a show without
Speaker 1: Mel because she's been just she has been in the
Speaker 1: show for so long, like she's kind of like part
Speaker 1: of the furniture, and yeah, this is sad. The new
Speaker 1: expert is called doctor Love, not a joke, that's what
Speaker 1: she's called. Legally, not sure, but she spells it doctor
Speaker 1: Love like l U r v E, which like, she
Speaker 1: seems lovely. I've had a scroll, I've listened to a
Speaker 1: few podcasts. She seems lovely. But to me, that name,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, it's a nick.
Speaker 2: My name is doctor Love, and I'm a relationship expert,
Speaker 2: and I'm someone who's also been exactly where you are
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: And her Instagram bio is Australia's number one relationship expert,
Speaker 1: which I always wonder when people said that, like who
Speaker 1: gave you that title? How do you know you number one?
Speaker 1: And I want the first episode of Maths next season
Speaker 1: her to sit with John and go actually, John, I'm
Speaker 1: the number one relationship expert. And again, sorry, I'm not
Speaker 1: taking the piss Doctor Love. Actually I can't say that
Speaker 1: about laughing because you do seem lovely. So let's you know,
Speaker 1: here's a bit of Doctor Love.
Speaker 3: The women that have men that don't commit are also
Speaker 3: the women that have one foot in, one foot out.
Speaker 3: Doctor Love Australia is leading love and relationship coach.
Speaker 4: I hear from women all the time. They're like, men
Speaker 4: just don't commit.
Speaker 3: You are what you attract, right, It could be a
Speaker 3: really good excuse for some women to say I can't
Speaker 3: find a man. They're intimidated by my wealth, my success,
Speaker 3: or my confidence or my beauty. That's rubbish. No one
Speaker 3: likes people pleasers, not just women.
Speaker 1: Do you find most men are emotionally unavailable? So a
Speaker 1: lot of men have learnt to be the thing with
Speaker 1: Doctor Love. And she's probably had this internal conflict herself
Speaker 1: that her going on a show of this size and
Speaker 1: scale is like the biggest advert she's going to get
Speaker 1: for her services relationship and like do people actually pay
Speaker 1: these people? Like what is it?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What does a relationship expert do day to day? Other
Speaker 1: then go on podcasts and work on maths, like the
Speaker 1: couples actually go to her. Maybe I'm going to research that.
Speaker 2: In this free masterclass, you'll learn how your nervous system
Speaker 2: is actually trying to protect you, and how to gently
Speaker 2: rewire it for safety, calm and clarity. This isn't about
Speaker 2: getting over someone overnight. It's not about jumping online and
Speaker 2: dating tomorrow. This is about understanding why it's been so
Speaker 2: hard for you.
Speaker 5: To let go.
Speaker 1: Well, essentially, yes, the internal conflict I assume she's had
Speaker 1: in a head of whether to accept this job is
Speaker 1: great advertisement, but is it going to kind of ruin
Speaker 1: her integrity because we are not the success right on?
Speaker 1: This show? Is well, it's shit, isn't it. Yeah? Anyway,
Speaker 1: time will tell how Doctor Love goes. Now let's move
Speaker 1: on to the cast. And you know how every year
Speaker 1: they seem to just find a group of people who
Speaker 1: have all been on reality television before, or have blue
Speaker 1: ticks on Instagram or a role just a little more
Speaker 1: on the fame hungry side of life. Have they done
Speaker 1: that again?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: It looks like it, because let's start with a bloke
Speaker 1: called Connor. And for Connor, this isn't his first attempt
Speaker 1: at finding love on reality television because he previously appeared
Speaker 1: like a year or so ago on a British show
Speaker 1: called Dating Naked, which, yeah, it does exactly what it
Speaker 1: says in the title Imagine Love Island, but everyone's got
Speaker 1: the cock out. After Connor film that show and returned
Speaker 1: back to Australia, he went on Fifi and feav in
Speaker 1: Melbourne to talk about it and you know, we explained
Speaker 1: he was approached and he thought, why not.
Speaker 5: Well they they actually approached May asking hey, May, like,
Speaker 5: we've seen some of your stuff and we wouldn't mind
Speaker 5: you getting your kid off in Panama for a month.
Speaker 5: And for me, you like, on my day job, I'm
Speaker 5: just working in a fabric factory out in Seton and
Speaker 5: I was having to look at the concrete jungle there
Speaker 5: and I thought, I love the boys in here and
Speaker 5: the free party fires we get on Smoker on a Friday,
Speaker 5: but I think a few naked bodies in Panama might
Speaker 5: be a bit more appealing. Wow, And okay, so I've
Speaker 5: seen the first step and Connor, You're already might have
Speaker 5: found love. I don't know where it goes, but is
Speaker 5: did you make a connection there?
Speaker 1: During the interview new Groom, Connor also explained how the
Speaker 1: nakedness it really helped him get to know his cast
Speaker 1: on that show and potential partners and now it's got
Speaker 1: me thinking, well, Jack and is just going to like,
Speaker 1: is this going to be a twist that he's wedding
Speaker 1: a mass? Is he just going to arrive with his cockaul?
Speaker 5: You know what it is? Actually? You know, I thought
Speaker 5: it was a bit of a gimmick, the whole getting
Speaker 5: naked thing. But once you have your kid off, your
Speaker 5: mind has nowhere left to one day in sort of
Speaker 5: the sexual department, so you do sort of focus on
Speaker 5: them really as a person. So it does actually allow
Speaker 5: a pretty fruitful place for romance to blossoms. So pretty
Speaker 5: quickly you do get to know people better than you
Speaker 5: ever thought you would.
Speaker 1: And also during that radio interview, Connor went onto detail
Speaker 1: how erections worked on that naked dating show, which was
Speaker 1: anybody wondering that there not really but no, he's no,
Speaker 1: it's being brought up I suppose. Yeah, go on, Connor,
Speaker 1: lets us.
Speaker 6: Know thinking about things that blossom. Now when you get
Speaker 6: when you walk around and you see a beautiful lady
Speaker 6: and she's standing there and she's got no clothes on,
Speaker 6: and then the third leg gets a bit excited, does
Speaker 6: it just go up? Well, what happens? How do you
Speaker 6: stop that?
Speaker 5: You know, what mate. There wasn't actually a single random
Speaker 5: raging hard on for the whole process on the show.
Speaker 5: There wasn't one like, well, you'd be cooking, you're breaking
Speaker 5: and a beautiful new woman would walk in. And it's
Speaker 5: not like you get too excited. When you would get
Speaker 5: excited is when you've just had an unbelievable date and
Speaker 5: you're getting a little bit hot and steaming personally. But
Speaker 5: you know, if you didn't get a little bit of rares,
Speaker 5: then you'd have to probably question yourself there.
Speaker 1: I Reckon Connor is also a former football player who
Speaker 1: apparently had to quit that because he had what a
Speaker 1: new idea say, a catastrophic knee injury, which is quite
Speaker 1: the word to refer to an injury. And he's matched
Speaker 1: with a lady called Leanne who's a reformer Plarti's instructor
Speaker 1: in Melbourne and from what I can see from this
Speaker 1: one article, she has not previously appeared on any naked
Speaker 1: based reality shows. Great Moving On And just like every
Speaker 1: other year, there is indeed an actor on the show,
Speaker 1: or should I say actrest is a lady called Serena
Speaker 1: who works in theater. Every year, Yeah, we have someone
Speaker 1: with a bit of a performing art background. She's been
Speaker 1: matched with a bloke called Tim Bates, who appeared on
Speaker 1: Million Dollar Island in twenty twenty three, because of course
Speaker 1: he did away from trying to be on reality shows.
Speaker 1: Tim is a Brisbane cafe owner and a source tells
Speaker 1: a new idea. They've been on their honeymoon and film
Speaker 1: their honesty box. Great intel there, yep, well that's kind
Speaker 1: of what happens is the as the show goes along
Speaker 1: at this stage? Oh no, the source goes on to say,
Speaker 1: they actually seem to be going really well. Safe to
Speaker 1: say the source of this article is either Serena or Tim.
Speaker 1: The next couple is Rob Harp and Sophie Vidal, and
Speaker 1: according to Daily Mel, Rob may be the loudest groom
Speaker 1: in the experiment, but those close to him say he
Speaker 1: doesn't need to raise his voice to command respect, and
Speaker 1: that reads like chatchipt. He's apparently a footy player who
Speaker 1: is calm, measured and grounded, with a strong work ethic
Speaker 1: and close to his family. Oh why do all these
Speaker 1: quotes sound like they comes straight from the people. He's
Speaker 1: been matched with a tattooed bombshell called Sophie who sauces
Speaker 1: tell Daily Mel He's been matched with because she has
Speaker 1: a fiery side which is likely to emerge if somebody
Speaker 1: crosses her, and I'll probably give it one episode until
Speaker 1: somebody crosses her. Next couple is Jay and Kats, who
Speaker 1: I assume are going to be known as Jaycat and
Speaker 1: James has a background in did You Still marketing and
Speaker 1: has worked with major brands to build online engagement and
Speaker 1: increase revenue, which sounds like James is an aspiring influencer.
Speaker 1: The experience has made him more conscious than most how
Speaker 1: people present themselves, so that means he's going to be well,
Speaker 1: I'd say a bit fake if he's like very conscious
Speaker 1: and marketing in himself. He has a distinctive sense of style,
Speaker 1: which and a strong interest in fashion of music. James
Speaker 1: just sounds like every person in the world likes fashion
Speaker 1: of music, what likes putting clothes on and putting spotifi on?
Speaker 1: And he's matched with Yeah, Kat, who is a nurse
Speaker 1: who previously worked in the United Kingdom during the COVID pandemic.
Speaker 1: These articles often feel like the journalists right, and then
Speaker 1: they just write the only bits of information they can
Speaker 1: scrape about these people, like that's so random. James has
Speaker 1: a strong interest in fashion of music, presumably because they've
Speaker 1: gone down his Instagram and someone's gone, oh, that's it.
Speaker 1: That shit a bit fruit, isn't it. Oh he went
Speaker 1: to a concert one all right, fashion and music, that's
Speaker 1: that guy. And then they've had a look at what
Speaker 1: cat as She probably posted a picture of a COVID
Speaker 1: mask in a hospital she worked in the UK during
Speaker 1: the pandemic. Next couple, we've got Bella and Chris. And
Speaker 1: just so you know, this episode, I've got no script whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I'm just reading these articles as a girl. Chris is
Speaker 1: described as athletic, tattooed, and intensely confident, which is quite
Speaker 1: the word, like it's good to be confident, but intensely confident,
Speaker 1: so he's that just arrogant. Chris is the background in football,
Speaker 1: boxing and fitness. He's said to be direct and uncomplicated,
Speaker 1: and he's fiercely loyal and protective of the people he loves.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting good vibes about him this article World
Speaker 1: and Deli mal because this is so shady. Chris has
Speaker 1: been paired with actress and model Bella. Bella has a
Speaker 1: previous IMDb credit for playing a tart in the TV
Speaker 1: movie does celebrate Anders the experiment with around ten thousand
Speaker 1: Instagram followers, making her the most followed bride identified in
Speaker 1: the early Sorry played a tart? Are we talking like
Speaker 1: the sweet dessert or tart as in the UK? I'd
Speaker 1: say slur or insult for like a provocative woman because
Speaker 1: in my head I like the idea that in her
Speaker 1: one acting role as an actress, which she's been described as,
Speaker 1: she was just like literally dressed up as a baked
Speaker 1: pastry dessert. I'm so tired that I'm just laughing at nothing.
Speaker 1: Bella is also socially connected. Socially connected? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: She's got friends? Aren't we all socially connected unless you
Speaker 1: live in a hole and never leave the house. She's
Speaker 1: also confident art, and she's mates with several adult content creators,
Speaker 1: which all right, when when did anyone ask? With these articles?
Speaker 1: When cast members are introduced, she can often like read
Speaker 1: between the lad minds of what they're trying to say
Speaker 1: or what they're trying to imply. People are I'm from this,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of getting vibes Bella implying she maybe the villain.
Speaker 1: You know, she's friends with sex workers, and she played
Speaker 1: a tart in a movie once, and she's got ten
Speaker 1: thousand followers already, which like, are all things that the
Speaker 1: average view would go, well, well, she's not there for
Speaker 1: the right reasons, is she all right?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying this podcast now, I'm gonna stop doing scripts.
Speaker 1: Next up, we've got Kin and Kristen Art. This is
Speaker 1: the couple whose wedding I went to and I got
Speaker 1: into the water on that inflatable mattress. And I said
Speaker 1: in my previous podcast how he once appeared on the
Speaker 1: Bachelorette and he's now known to most people as the
Speaker 1: Hey honey man on Instagram, where he basically starts every
Speaker 1: TikTok and video saying hey honey. And he also has
Speaker 1: like a business with speed dating and matching people. And
Speaker 1: one thing interesting again I touched on in the last
Speaker 1: but I'm going to go into more now, is he
Speaker 1: refers to himself as a relationship expert giving relationship advice.
Speaker 1: And I think it's funny is since he's joined the
Speaker 1: experiment and he's now in Sydney filming, it's been like,
Speaker 1: what three weeks, He's still posting content on his socials
Speaker 1: almost every other day offering relationship advice to other people,
Speaker 1: despite now being on a show where he's been matched
Speaker 1: with a stranger and he's getting his own advice fro
Speaker 1: him over it Like it doesn't make sense. None of
Speaker 1: this show makes sense if we're being honest. Anyway, Here's
Speaker 1: the first video he posted last week while still in
Speaker 1: Sydney filming maths, but you know he found some time
Speaker 1: to record and post this.
Speaker 4: Hi, honey, some men are going to pick you up
Speaker 4: when you have sore fake other men they're gonna be
Speaker 4: like I warned you about those heels. So choose a
Speaker 4: man that's gonna lift you up.
Speaker 1: It's a man. I'm just gonna turn this off because
Speaker 1: it's I don't want to say it's cringe, because I
Speaker 1: can see in the comments like a lot of women
Speaker 1: like this. But to me, it's just like, can you
Speaker 1: please let me know if you find this like as
Speaker 1: a woman thing. I get what he's doing and everything's
Speaker 1: got a nice message and it's sweet, but like the
Speaker 1: fact he's telling himself as a relationship expert while on
Speaker 1: a show needing a relationship expert for himself, it all
Speaker 1: just feels a bit disingenuous and a bit and a
Speaker 1: bit weird, if I'm being honest, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to judge in too much until we meet him on
Speaker 1: the show. I meet him probably in real life. So
Speaker 1: you know, let's next, Let's look at the next video
Speaker 1: he's posted a while in Sydney filming this show.
Speaker 4: Hey, honey, I have the perfect sentence. You're going to
Speaker 4: ask the guy you're dating, seeing, married to whatever, and
Speaker 4: this is going to help figure out whether or not
Speaker 4: he sees you as something important in his life. So
Speaker 4: what you're going to do is ask him this, where
Speaker 4: do you see yourself in the next five years? And
Speaker 4: if he doesn't answer with you know anything, that says
Speaker 4: us we all that kind of stuff. He isn't thinking
Speaker 4: long term about you. And this is mainly specific for
Speaker 4: people who are just out in relationships or a dating
Speaker 4: Where do you see yourself? They're not saying they're not
Speaker 4: thinking about having kids and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: Run okay, I just wanted to give you that a
Speaker 4: little bit of advice, and now go give it a
Speaker 4: crack and let me know how you go.
Speaker 1: Love you all right, Well, you've just said let me
Speaker 1: know how you go. So this morning I put your
Speaker 1: advice to the test. Now, I don't have a significant
Speaker 1: over of my own to ask, But what I do
Speaker 1: have is a work colleague, business partner, Peedo, who half
Speaker 1: the time I can barely tolerate. But he's the closest
Speaker 1: of God. So here's me testing your magic question. What
Speaker 1: are you saying? Oh no, I was just thinking, where
Speaker 1: do you see yourself in five years? Those stupid questions
Speaker 1: are what do you mean? I don't look at the future.
Speaker 1: I'll just go with the flow my life. Where do
Speaker 1: you see yourself? I don't know. Do you see me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You don't see me? That's okay. If you don't against you,
Speaker 1: that's you've got to jump off to. Fucking So do
Speaker 1: you see me in five years?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why together a couple in business? Yes, I mean it
Speaker 1: kind of worked. Petro mentioned me. It's a bit awkward
Speaker 1: asking him that in the office, to be honest. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here's the last video he's posted while you know, still
Speaker 1: in Sydney filming the show and finding time to film.
Speaker 1: He's inspirational. Hey honey, Hi honey, I just.
Speaker 4: Want to say something to you real quick. You're doing
Speaker 4: really well, and you're so hard and you've got it
Speaker 4: all happening.
Speaker 1: You know what I can see, like just from the
Speaker 1: comments and the amount of followers he's got, Like so
Speaker 1: many women do love this man, and you know, the
Speaker 1: content appeals to so many people. I get that, and
Speaker 1: he seems like a nice enough dude. But is everything
Speaker 1: he's saying as sweet and romantic as everybody thinks it is?
Speaker 1: Or does he just have like an impeccable choice of
Speaker 1: music for every video because every music has that very sweet,
Speaker 1: soft inspirational bed behind it where you know, it really
Speaker 1: gets you in the fields. But for example, what if I,
Speaker 1: in my edit now take that away and add a
Speaker 1: different style of music, would it still be as sweet
Speaker 1: if I added maybe a sexual bet Hi, honey, I.
Speaker 4: Just want to say something to you real quick. You're
Speaker 4: doing really well and you're so hot, and you've got
Speaker 4: it all happening.
Speaker 1: See, it's not quite as charming, there is it. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest. Sorry, that's my cold. I'm a bit sniffy. Actually.
Speaker 1: You know who Caine reminds me of with these videos
Speaker 1: and who would be his perfect march doctor love Love
Speaker 1: with a oh and a year and however you spell it?
Speaker 2: If you're still thinking about someone who hurt you. No,
Speaker 2: you're not weak and know you're not broken.
Speaker 1: So that'd be quite the plot twist, wouldn't it. Imagine
Speaker 1: that too end up hooking up Like they're both kind
Speaker 1: of doing same thing. Well, they both think the relationship experts, Well,
Speaker 1: they don't think one is now a qualified one on
Speaker 1: one's on TikTok doing it. But they both like seem
Speaker 1: to have similar mindset, similar vibes, similar content. Is that
Speaker 1: is that all we need in this day and age
Speaker 1: to find our person? Similar tiktoks? Moving on now, and sorry,
Speaker 1: this podcast is dragging on a bit and I can
Speaker 1: feel my voice starting to go. This is then Sydney
Speaker 1: hospitality operator Stephen, who's expected to be one of the
Speaker 1: most confident. Why are all the grooms the most confident
Speaker 1: person ever? And yeah, Steven's energetic, approachable and street smart.
Speaker 1: What does that even mean? Street smart? Let me google it?
Speaker 1: What does street smart mean? Street smart means having practical knowledge,
Speaker 1: common sense, and quick thinking to survive or succeed in
Speaker 1: daily life and urban environments. It relies on real world
Speaker 1: experiences rather than normal schooling. All right, well, that's good
Speaker 1: to know Stephen is he's he can survive out there
Speaker 1: on the on the main streets of where's he from
Speaker 1: Sydney's eastern suburbs, of course, those notoriously dangerous streets, billionaires
Speaker 1: and mansions, backpackers. Who's he been match with? He's been
Speaker 1: matched with Sarah Jane Combon combon and what the media
Speaker 1: is saying. She is so far in men one of
Speaker 1: the season's more mysterious brides, which means the Google I
Speaker 1: couldn't find anything. So she's a mystery to them and me. No,
Speaker 1: I suppose because I'm just reading their articles because I've
Speaker 1: had no time to do my own research. And then
Speaker 1: someone else says, meanwhile, details about Sarah Jane's background remain
Speaker 1: closely guarded. Why they implying like, you know, she's for
Speaker 1: the FBI or something, you know, like closely guarded top
Speaker 1: secret agencies. No, she just locked her Instagram and you
Speaker 1: can't find anything else. Next Lily Hollocks and James Smith.
Speaker 1: James Smith is a classic Bondai Alarican. He's friendly, larger
Speaker 1: than Lie. He's not described as confident. He is described
Speaker 1: as likely to become the life of any dinner party.
Speaker 1: So he's just a nice guy who everyone likes, really
Speaker 1: and He's been matched with Queensland beauty Lily Hollicks, who
Speaker 1: works for the Australian government's Department of Climate Change, Energy
Speaker 1: and the Environment and Water. I'm sorry on this show,
Speaker 1: did she confuses as for the ABC or something? What's
Speaker 1: Lily doing on here? We've got the Grettera Funburg of realities?
Speaker 1: Is it Funburger Tunberg? We've got the Grettera Tunberg of
Speaker 1: married at first sight. She's here to change her relationship
Speaker 1: status and then change the world one dinner party at
Speaker 1: a time.
Speaker 3: I would say that it's very understandable to feel overwhelmed
Speaker 3: because the things we're talking about, the things we're dealing with,
Speaker 3: are existential threats to humanity.
Speaker 1: According to Daily mel the match brings together James is
Speaker 1: wild and larger than life. Bondi and what is Bondi energy?
Speaker 1: I lived in Bondaye for two years. The Bondie energy
Speaker 1: in the nicest wage just being a dickhead who thinks
Speaker 1: she better than everyone else. I'll being a backpacker who
Speaker 1: doesn't have a job, the two versions of Bondie energy,
Speaker 1: and then and a bride who has built a career
Speaker 1: inside one of the country's major government departments. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say, These two are my favorites. Next up,
Speaker 1: we've got Cody Wyatt and Winter Cunnington. I can't read today.
Speaker 1: These are very gender ambiguous names because Cody is the
Speaker 1: girl in this situation, but Cody could be a boy.
Speaker 1: And Winter spelled w I n T a H like Winter,
Speaker 1: but presumably pronounced winter. He's the groom in this situation.
Speaker 1: And this, this is the couple. I also went to
Speaker 1: their wedding. I only did two weddings this year. This
Speaker 1: was one of them. This was the bride who looked
Speaker 1: like she would rather be anywhere in the world as
Speaker 1: she arrived, and then she kind of stopped then didn't
Speaker 1: go inside for a while. Oh, and she's a cosmetic
Speaker 1: nurse from Sydney. And the groom inside is Oh. He's
Speaker 1: a father of two from the Byron Bay region who
Speaker 1: previously worked as a coal minder. He is committed to
Speaker 1: his faith, so religious, devoted to fitness, and exceptionally close
Speaker 1: to his sisters. And I'm going to say something like
Speaker 1: I don't like objectifying people, but you know, we all
Speaker 1: have our favorites in life. We all have people we
Speaker 1: find easy on the eye. And if I was to
Speaker 1: be matched with any of these people from like just
Speaker 1: looks essentially, if I had to do that photo ranking
Speaker 1: challenge from these first pictures, This guy I think is
Speaker 1: very handsome and that I would describe that as my type.
Speaker 1: And know what else did it say about? Actually? Before
Speaker 1: I say that, let me have a full read. Those
Speaker 1: who have met him have described him as genuine, relaxed,
Speaker 1: and easy going, although they believe there is considerable emotional
Speaker 1: depth beneath his chilled exterior. Oh, he sounds like the dream.
Speaker 1: I want my own winter, now, I want my own summer.
Speaker 1: It's cold this week.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: And then lastly, there was the same sex female couple
Speaker 1: who I was told they both identify as lesbian, and
Speaker 1: I said that because one of their friends reached out
Speaker 1: to say, Hey, I'm my lesbian friends on the show.
Speaker 1: But then other press are saying they're like a bisexual match,
Speaker 1: And I don't want to like wrongly label Victoria and
Speaker 1: Shooner until I suppose they've publicly said what they are,
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna say they're a female same sex couple.
Speaker 1: At this point, apparently both women were completely open about
Speaker 1: who they could see themselves falling for. In terms of
Speaker 1: a male or a female. But then that doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense because one of the mates said, now me mates
Speaker 1: a lesbian, so I don't know, and yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: the cast. I'm surprised actually, upon reflection that there's less
Speaker 1: people with reality TV pass Like there's a couple who
Speaker 1: have done bits of media and acting and followers and whatever,
Speaker 1: but overall there seems to be less than in all
Speaker 1: and actually there's not an Oh, where's the token old couple?
Speaker 1: I haven't missed someone? Now this is everyone out there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Channel nine are discriminating against people of age.
Speaker 1: Technically everyone's a person of age. People of ages let's
Speaker 1: say thirty eight and above, now forty and above? Oh no,
Speaker 1: I did miss a couple. Who are these? Okay, Well
Speaker 1: that's it. That's the group of people I'm going to
Speaker 1: spend the next six months of my life discussing almost daily.
Speaker 1: Do I sound thrilled about it? Not really, I'm I
Speaker 1: going to get excited about it soon, of course I am.
Speaker 1: I'm just as I've said many times, I'm overtired. My
Speaker 1: voice is going. I've still got a cold, and I've
Speaker 1: just fallen in love with a many cold Winter, who
Speaker 1: doesn't know I actually probably doesn't know I exist because
Speaker 1: I'm outside his wedding, but I didn't see him because
Speaker 1: he was inside Winter. If you're listening and you don't
Speaker 1: work out with I've already forgot her name your wife,
Speaker 1: then you know where I am. If you're also identify
Speaker 1: as anything book straight, what am I talking about? This
Speaker 1: is why I need scripts in life. Guys, goodbye, have
Speaker 1: a nice day.