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Speaker 1: Wow, fourteen seasons have grew and how good is that?

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Speaker 1: Love this show.

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Speaker 2: It's back again tonight APM on the ABC TV and

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Speaker 2: you can get an abz I view as well.

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Speaker 1: And the man who joins us right now, Will Anderson.

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Speaker 3: Will, oh, good morning, Thank you very much for having me.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you a quick traffic report. I'm pulled over

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Speaker 3: on the side of the highway. Traffic is going by.

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Speaker 3: So there that's your traffic report. Does so you know

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Speaker 3: I love about this. I mean we're looking at you

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Speaker 3: in the car. As you mentioned, Will, You've.

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Speaker 4: Got the travel kit with you, so the microphones, You've

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Speaker 4: got the couple of guests in the back of your dogs.

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Speaker 3: And my dogs are in the back of eminem style.

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Speaker 3: I got my dogs in the back. You're a radio

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Speaker 3: show on the go.

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Speaker 2: Are you going back to your Triple in Black Thunder days?

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Speaker 2: Are you handing out Kansas coke?

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Speaker 1: Or what are you doing? Will? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually, well not handing out Kansa Coke. I've actually just

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Speaker 3: they never really revoked my past in at Triple M.

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Speaker 3: So I've snuck in and I've actually stolen a Black

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Speaker 3: Thunder and I'm on the rum. So I have got

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Speaker 3: so many thirsty merk ced he's on the back of

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Speaker 3: this sea and I have got to get them to

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Speaker 3: the northern rivers.

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Speaker 2: You know the one line when you were in Triberlain,

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Speaker 2: the one line that I always remember was I'm bringing

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Speaker 2: Nickel back.

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Speaker 3: You know, guys, there is something about that style of news.

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Speaker 3: I was listening to you guys this morning actually, when

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Speaker 3: I was driving out of the city and having quite

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Speaker 3: a good time listening to your idea that you don't mind,

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Speaker 3: apparently with if you go to Bunnings or Target and

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Speaker 3: they just know who you are, and apparently confetti should

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Speaker 3: drop from the roof when you come into a Bunny.

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Speaker 4: We were talking about the facial facial recognition, the technology

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Speaker 4: of the cameras, but being able to go hey and

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Speaker 4: know what you might need, like smart ai, where they're

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Speaker 4: almost going, oh, well you bought you bought a shift

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Speaker 4: to last week. You might need some nuts to tighten.

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Speaker 3: It isn't the problem mate, that you walk into a

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Speaker 3: Bunnings and they give you like a Richmond scarf and

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Speaker 3: they're like, oh, we thought you were Mick molloy.

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Speaker 1: So boys, here again.

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Speaker 3: We thought you were ten years older than you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm very much punnings. I Learned to Matter ten fourteen years,

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Speaker 1: grew and fourteen three seasons.

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Speaker 2: Well and well, congratulations, it is back tonight before before

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Speaker 2: we do focus on growing though, can I just say

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Speaker 2: last week, okay, last week on your show, the question

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Speaker 2: was asked, convince Australia to eat koala?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: That was the pitch last week, and can I just say, Will,

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Speaker 2: this was one of the best I've ever seen. But

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Speaker 2: this was the pitch by the Swift Smith Brothers.

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Speaker 1: Media and this was their jingles hi.

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Speaker 2: Am proteins, potassium and eucalyptus. Kawala Masala is a quick

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Speaker 2: and easy native treat that the whole family will go

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Speaker 2: gumnuts for.

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Speaker 1: I catchy Will. I've been singing that all week long.

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Speaker 3: Oh same, Like normally I watch and look, I don't

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Speaker 3: want to give away too much of this, but like

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Speaker 3: you know, I've been doing this show for fourteen years,

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Speaker 3: and like so we probably had like two hundred pictures

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Speaker 3: and you know, I see them like four or five

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Speaker 3: times during the week, and normally by the fifth time

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Speaker 3: you've seen them, you are well and truly done with

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Speaker 3: ever seeing them again. But that one I just sung

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Speaker 3: over and over and if people haven't seen it, Like

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Speaker 3: every bit of the ad is a new joke. Like

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Speaker 3: at the end they do this sort of Chicken Tonight

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Speaker 3: stole dance around the family table, and it is just

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Speaker 3: but like even just like down to the one hundred

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Speaker 3: percent kuality, Like every moment in the entire ad has

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Speaker 3: just been thought through and every time you think, it's like,

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Speaker 3: oh I missed another detail. It is so funny. I

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Speaker 3: highly recommend people check it out.

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Speaker 2: You must be just blown away by some of these

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Speaker 2: media companies, marketing companies and what they come up with,

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Speaker 2: because how much time do you give them to come

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Speaker 2: up with something will.

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Speaker 3: Well, look, we give them a little bit of lead

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Speaker 3: time because basically we're asking them to make an AD

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Speaker 3: that would normally cost say fifty thousand dollars or one

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Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars for what we give them from the

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Speaker 3: ABC five hundred dollars. Good luck tonight, Good luck with that.

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Speaker 3: And so they they obviously they often call it a

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Speaker 3: lot of favors you know, directors, actors, writers, whatever that

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Speaker 3: they've ordinarily worked with, so they do it all for us.

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Speaker 3: There is one Tonight that I absolutely guarantee because the

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Speaker 3: pitch topic tonight is whether it's okay to light of

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Speaker 3: your kids or not, because obviously you know you're light

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Speaker 3: kids we all do, you know when you just say

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Speaker 3: to them, you know, like this, you know this picture

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Speaker 3: is fridge worthy, or it's okay, the planet will be fine.

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Speaker 3: Like we give little lies, you know, to get them

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Speaker 3: through the day. But we wanted to have these agencies

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Speaker 3: pitch whether it's good to light of kids or whether

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Speaker 3: it's bad to light of kids. And the ones who

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Speaker 3: pitch it's bad the light of kids, their ad is

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Speaker 3: so dark. Like it's one of those ones where I

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Speaker 3: was like, I'm not even sure. I know we are

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Speaker 3: going to get a lot of complaints, you know, when

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Speaker 3: you're doing a lot of preamble before you even put

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Speaker 3: it on, because you know you're I've really got to

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Speaker 3: get a big run up into this one to make

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Speaker 3: sure everyone knows I've covered off my basis.

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Speaker 1: I reckon I can.

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Speaker 4: The other hard thing to as a parent is not

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Speaker 4: knowing where to draw the line with lying and normally

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Speaker 4: your life your own convenience. So you get as a

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Speaker 4: parent what you want to be able to control your kids,

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Speaker 4: but then you find yourself telling the biggest lies when

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Speaker 4: you're caught doing the wrong thing. Why are you having

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Speaker 4: that icy pole for?

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Speaker 3: The doctor said I should. Yeah, yeah, I've got I've

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Speaker 3: got I've got reverse diabetes. I don't have enough diabetes.

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Speaker 3: They say I've got to have more, get more to

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Speaker 3: get back to normal. That's what I've got to.

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Speaker 1: Are you kissing that other woman?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's well no, no, no, she had she was

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Speaker 3: choking and the only way that I could get out

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Speaker 3: of her mouth was in my tongue. She's fine, had

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Speaker 3: lost her car keys and I was looking for them

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Speaker 3: with a camera on my tongue. Yeah, exactly. That doesn't

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Speaker 3: feel like a stretch.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't feel like a stretch.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell mom through an a on AVC.

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Speaker 1: And just before we go, well, what's the traffic update there?

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Speaker 1: Where are you? Just outswer Castle?

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Speaker 3: Just outside Newcastle? Guys in the traffic is going by

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Speaker 3: me very quickly and I got to get back on

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Speaker 3: the road. But thank you very much talking to me.

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Speaker 3: I do feel like one of those guys is making

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Speaker 3: videos in his cast now. And let me tell you

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Speaker 3: about vaccines. Guys, I've really gone with the drawing the

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Speaker 3: mirketps in them.

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Speaker 1: Well, whipper