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Speaker 1: SITSI and with with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: They have surveyed more than one thousand Australian women aged

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Speaker 2: between eighteen and forty five. The research has found that

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Speaker 2: in a typical year, single women across the country have

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Speaker 2: wasted one one hundred and sixteen million hours and three

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Speaker 2: point one four billion dollars on doing themselves up to

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Speaker 2: go out with men.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would jump in there. MDG. You beat

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Speaker 1: me to the punch. Wasted. What are you talking about wasting?

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Speaker 1: You made yourself feel great, You've accessorized with the.

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Speaker 2: Outsle says he made I'm reading straight off her.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not wasted as a man or a woman.

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Speaker 1: It is written by a woman. Okay, she's single, she

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Speaker 1: sounds angry. It looks like she's still on the hunt.

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Speaker 1: Tommy Traffic dating for the journal that wrote this.

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Speaker 2: One four hundred and seventy two million dollars on hair appointments,

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Speaker 2: five hundred and twenty six million dollars on new clothes,

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Speaker 2: three hundred and two million dollars on hair removal, three

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Speaker 2: hundred and eighty three million dollars on nail appointments.

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Speaker 1: You know there's a girl I bumped into the airport

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Speaker 1: not long ago. And she I won't mention her name.

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Speaker 1: She's quite a hairy girl. And she was telling me this,

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Speaker 1: She said, I reckon, I spend close to two thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars a month maintaining everything on my body, just waxing,

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Speaker 1: just everything, whether it's laser, whether it's electrolysis whatever, No

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Speaker 1: it's not Pete laser and whatever she needs to do

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Speaker 1: to keep everything under control. Two k a month?

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Speaker 2: How much was your lasering of the back?

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Speaker 1: Oh, back then it was really expensive. I'd have done

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Speaker 1: a while ago. It was about three hundred and fifty.

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Speaker 2: Right, And do you have to keep going back?

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Speaker 3: I would need to, yes, because I'm on her medication,

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Speaker 3: which brings also Hang on a minute. Somebody that spends

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Speaker 3: even more than that on average has just walked into

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Speaker 3: the shoe she has, She's kicked the door open.

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Speaker 2: It is but three point one four billion dollars on

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Speaker 2: that is unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: How much does it cost? Kate Richie? What do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: When you get your hair done and you go, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I'm heading down to Tony and guy.

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Speaker 2: No, no, let me just say this is a situation.

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Speaker 2: You know that guy that comes around and walks your dogs.

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Speaker 2: That guy you know, when he's coming around to walk

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Speaker 2: the dog, right, do you doesn't clean the floor? Does

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Speaker 2: he have to get do you have to get ready

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Speaker 2: for that? Like?

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Speaker 1: What's the routine before?

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Speaker 4: I'm too old for that, rubbish, too old for that.

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Speaker 4: So if you I'm in my flannel atte pajamas and

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Speaker 4: if you don't love me like that, well it's not love.

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Speaker 1: You'll never love me. How much has it cost to

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Speaker 1: get your hair done?

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Speaker 4: Well, it depends where you go. But we're guessing for

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Speaker 4: a blow dry. That's classified informational because I actually have

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Speaker 4: to pay for it, like fifty bucks, somewhere between fifty

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Speaker 4: and then maybe eighty dollars, I guess to have a

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Speaker 4: blow dry, is it? Well, it is on top of

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Speaker 4: everything else. I just heard you guys as I was

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Speaker 4: racing into the building talking about waxing. And then, you know,

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Speaker 4: for a date, guys can just rock up, throw a

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Speaker 4: T shirt on, and turn up. Whereas a girl, she's

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Speaker 4: putting all this effort and money into something that might

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Speaker 4: not even She might walk in to the room and think, no,

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Speaker 4: it's not for me, but she's paid to have a

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Speaker 4: faked hand. She may have been to the gym in

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Speaker 4: the morning, She's had her nails freshly done, which can

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Speaker 4: be over a hundred bucks. She's bought a brand new outfit.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the other thing, the outfit or can you

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Speaker 2: rent those outfits these days?

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Speaker 1: I've never done that.

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Speaker 4: I don't like that idea, but I think I think

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Speaker 4: it's a I think it's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: Here's the other thing, though, no matter what happens with

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Speaker 1: the guy, what a great feeling when she steps out.

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Speaker 1: The thing is she leaves the house and she she

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Speaker 1: feels a million bus she does. She's stepping out in

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Speaker 1: her best and she feels fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes in the effort, sometimes she does, or else she's thinking,

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Speaker 4: I've spent all this money and I'm dressing for a man.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if I think, if you're doing it for

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Speaker 4: somebody else and not purely for your own benefit, we all.

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Speaker 1: Dressed to press well, not well, not all the time.

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Speaker 1: The effort in that where's your Wednesday win?

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Speaker 4: The we into the building of all the days where

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Speaker 4: you said you wanted to be in here. I couldn't

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Speaker 4: find my past to get in.

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Speaker 1: Change changed.

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Speaker 4: I've changed handbags, the T shirts in my drawer, so

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Speaker 4: I never forget it.

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Speaker 1: Here can change?

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Speaker 2: Can I throw this out there? Is it like betting

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Speaker 2: on the horses, because what you're actually doing is you're

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Speaker 2: spending a lot of money and you're gambling on whether

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Speaker 2: this guy is going to be good or not.

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Speaker 1: Now this that's a horse. Now if he's, if he's, he's,

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Speaker 1: he's a.

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Speaker 4: Horm Are you not drawing a comparison between a woman

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Speaker 4: and a horse.

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Speaker 2: No, what I'm a man and a horse. The man

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Speaker 2: is the horse. You're spending a lot of money to

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Speaker 2: bet on that horse, and you want it to be

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Speaker 2: black Cavier. But when you rock up and you realize

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Speaker 2: that it's going to under to go as a donket,

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Speaker 2: it needs a bullet and it's second last, no chance.

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Speaker 2: All that money that you've spent and gambled on has

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Speaker 2: has been a waste of time.

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Speaker 4: That's why you need to gamble responsibly.

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