Speaker 1: Twenty three.
Speaker 2: We've super sized your mornings. The voice are back.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of Adelaide legends joining the nov Morning
Speaker 2: lineup this year.
Speaker 3: This is an interesting change. Ben Liam and Bell from
Speaker 3: six A M.
Speaker 2: Jodiotti and Andrew Hayes seven Till Night, My friend, the
Speaker 2: last double the Fine.
Speaker 3: I might better looking the show than recent years.
Speaker 4: Significantly. Actually it alsos.
Speaker 3: Now, yes it does. Good morning Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Oh, good morning, my dear friend, Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: How are you feeling? Few nerves?
Speaker 5: A few nerves, yes, an inordinate amount of time in
Speaker 5: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: The sporting you say, the last a couple of days.
Speaker 3: It's a really good solid way to get really regular,
Speaker 3: isn't it?
Speaker 5: Being on it?
Speaker 3: I mean, I am so regular. Goodness yourself, you're feeling good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really good.
Speaker 3: Good to see you, Joe, thank you.
Speaker 4: It's good to be back.
Speaker 5: I want to introduce this beautiful team we've assembled around us.
Speaker 4: We've got epe Sean, good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 4: How are you fresh off going to see that stinky
Speaker 4: flower last night?
Speaker 6: I am, indeed, but it's a good flower to go see.
Speaker 6: So I'm very excited to be here and Welcome to
Speaker 6: your first official show.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Producers, Zoey gorgeous little human being, welcome to our show.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thanks for having We can't wait.
Speaker 5: And of course we've got a familiar voice in the newsroom,
Speaker 5: news reader Abby.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Darling, good morning, Welcome.
Speaker 5: How exciting, what a great way to wake up this morning.
Speaker 5: I'm just pleased to have you here because you're the
Speaker 5: only one that's been around this building for a while,
Speaker 5: so you know.
Speaker 4: What you do with Oh do I feel like I don't,
Speaker 4: but thanks for that.
Speaker 5: So we have a beautiful cast assembled.
Speaker 3: We really do. And let's go through the entire team.
Speaker 3: Jump onto the Instagram as well at No. Over nine,
Speaker 3: my nine little photo up there of what we actually
Speaker 3: look like. Sound guru Todd as well, and do yourself
Speaker 3: a favor for you into muscles just down and I
Speaker 3: just have a look at some of Toddy's pictures on Instagram. Todd, hey,
Speaker 3: is the guys just carved out of marble. He was
Speaker 3: delivered by the fitness gods, so we're happy to have him.
Speaker 5: I can't look at him the same now that I've
Speaker 5: seen his shirtless Instagram picks.
Speaker 3: I'll screen this as long as anyone listened the blow
Speaker 3: can benj one hundred and fifty key oos true story.
Speaker 5: We've got boss man Josh as well and our big
Speaker 5: vegan boss Ben, and yeah.
Speaker 4: It's going to be fun.
Speaker 3: It's going to be solid. A little ensemble of Josh
Speaker 3: as well. We've got camera guy Josh as well.
Speaker 5: Oh god, so many joshuas and I have to say
Speaker 5: with you and I both have received so many congratulations
Speaker 5: on this new gig and your Channel seven crew in
Speaker 5: the sports department, they're really gotten around you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just one of those little fraternities where you
Speaker 3: just like to see each other succeed and you like
Speaker 3: to really really support and push each other to the
Speaker 3: next level so they fulfill their dreams. So it was
Speaker 3: a little ad in the paper during the week, full
Speaker 3: page ad too. It's a big one's outrageous confronting. Pretty sure,
Speaker 3: I've got a piece of food on my teeth because
Speaker 3: that's close up, which is outrageous. But say, what I
Speaker 3: did like was the next day going back to Channel
Speaker 3: seven and that particular full sheet of paper was plasted
Speaker 3: on top of my desk with a giant polus attachment.
Speaker 3: So I think the underlying message there was good luck.
Speaker 4: No, you're going to be great.
Speaker 3: How was your New Years loose?
Speaker 5: No? I went to bed at eight thirty.
Speaker 4: I was tired, you'd.
Speaker 3: Say something like that. Nowhere near as loose as Thor
Speaker 3: the Wolverrous. His name is Thor. A town was forced
Speaker 3: to cancel us new fireworks after a giant walrus lobbed
Speaker 3: into its harbor and put on a show of its
Speaker 3: own on itself. Are you picking up what I'm putting
Speaker 3: out there? Saw the walrus put on an X rayed
Speaker 3: show taking himself to Pleasure Town, which marked an end
Speaker 3: to a town's New Year's e fireworks display. You dirty
Speaker 3: thing thaw This huge crowds gathered to see the arctic
Speaker 3: mammal lounging at a harbor. Council acts the light show.
Speaker 3: So he was not disturbed, because who wants to be disturbed?
Speaker 5: No one, No one. There is a point when that's
Speaker 5: happening where no one can inter me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're taking a trip to Pleasure Town and the
Speaker 3: kids and everyone there. Parents had to cover their children's
Speaker 3: eyes when we're two toll beast.
Speaker 4: Where was the walrus?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well he was right. So there was a giant
Speaker 3: lights display ready to go, and big bad Thaw just
Speaker 3: lobbed up, put himself, park himself right in viewing like
Speaker 3: absolute prime position and did whatever warrises do to take
Speaker 3: himself to the next level. Footage of Thor's unfamily friendly
Speaker 3: performance in Scarborough, North Yorks went vile on social media.
Speaker 3: Experts reckoned though it was the same. War is spotted
Speaker 3: on a beach in col Shot, Hampshire in December and
Speaker 3: is stopping to rest on a journey back to colder waters.
Speaker 3: What do you do when you stop to rest?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 7: This war.
Speaker 4: This walrus has got form.
Speaker 3: He's got form. He's been spotted elsewhere. I don't know
Speaker 3: if there are other places he was spotted. He was
Speaker 3: taking himself the pleasure town. He's been spotted at the
Speaker 3: Netherlands and France recently. An aquarium spokesman said, please do
Speaker 3: not worry. He appears well and it's just taking a
Speaker 3: well deserved rest up.
Speaker 5: He's long adventures, never likes to treat themselves.
Speaker 3: Don't they free respect?
Speaker 5: In a long year, he's worked really hard on what
Speaker 5: else do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Do? Try not to disturb him. Richard Coulson, who's fifty one,
Speaker 3: said it's amazing how much attention it's brought. It's the
Speaker 3: first time I've ever seen one. It's huge. You respect
Speaker 3: nature when you see something of that size. The rest
Speaker 3: of the wars is pretty big too. I can't direct
Speaker 3: quote Richard. I might have made up that last bit
Speaker 3: Stuart Ford, who runs the Sea Life Safari both to age.
Speaker 3: He said, I was going down to my boat and
Speaker 3: there it was on the slipway. Magnificent. I think it's
Speaker 3: at once in a lifetime in Scarborough to see. Now
Speaker 3: I can one day tell my kids I saw a
Speaker 3: Warris going hammer and tong on itself. How lucky am I? Again,
Speaker 3: Stuart made up that last bit, so I can't directly
Speaker 3: attribute that to Stuart. But here's the thing. Here's the
Speaker 3: thing about the situation. Clearly alcohol was involved, Yes, oh yes, clearly.
Speaker 3: So obviously Thoughts had a monster New Year's evel was
Speaker 3: planning on it. I just want to know what the
Speaker 3: conversation was like the next morning with missus Wawds when
Speaker 3: sheepishly she goes, do you have any idea what happened
Speaker 3: last night? And he goes, no, no, and then she
Speaker 3: shows him this article in the video shows the video
Speaker 3: shows him the written article and he goes, oh my God,
Speaker 3: go straight to the mirror and yells in the mirror,
Speaker 3: why do I keep drinking rum?
Speaker 5: We were assigned the task of putting together bios for
Speaker 5: this show, and it's basically just almost a resume for you,
Speaker 5: Hazy and yours.
Speaker 4: I had a little read.
Speaker 5: Of it, and then che's I laughed. I thought, that's
Speaker 5: the biggest load of crap I've ever read in my life.
Speaker 3: It's ninety five percent truthful.
Speaker 4: I haven't listened to this. Andrew Hazy Hayes is one
Speaker 4: of up.
Speaker 3: I'd need to write this fire. By the way, Jordan
Speaker 3: Marshall is one of the great guys, the nicest bog
Speaker 3: possibly on the planet.
Speaker 4: You certainly ticked off on it, though, didn't you know?
Speaker 3: It's no complaints in my end after I read it
Speaker 3: three hundred times, a big smile.
Speaker 4: All right, let me get through it.
Speaker 5: Andrew Hazy Hazes is one half of the over nine
Speaker 5: one nine Jodi and Hazy show No Stranger to Nova.
Speaker 5: Haze started his radio career as a casanova who.
Speaker 3: Knew giving out icy gol ganzer coke, lurking.
Speaker 5: He's regular ships on over weekends. Blah, blah blah. Previously,
Speaker 5: Hazy was host of the SNSA Breakfast Show. He's also
Speaker 5: a qualified personal trainer and talented guitarist and vocalist.
Speaker 3: What's it funny?
Speaker 5: Played regular gigs at the line, and then it goes
Speaker 5: on to say, away from Mike, Hazy is married to Kara,
Speaker 5: the lovely Cara, and he's kept busy by his kids,
Speaker 5: Henry four and Lottie too, and his Indiana and Indiana
Speaker 5: the Maltese poodle who is also incontinent.
Speaker 3: Alright, we love her the ideally, that's a nice buyer.
Speaker 4: It's lovely, isn't it. But I just thought if.
Speaker 5: I was to write it, yeah, there'd be a few
Speaker 5: things that I'd add.
Speaker 4: So are you ready for it?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 5: Andrew Hazy Hayes earn't that nickname because his attempt to
Speaker 5: be called mad Dog the Central District from failed Disney
Speaker 5: because it was neither mad nor a dog.
Speaker 3: This is that's embarrassingly true, a good campaign for about
Speaker 3: two weeks and not just call me mad Dog. Much
Speaker 3: in the same vein as hot Dogs from back in
Speaker 3: the day of the Uplake Game show with hot Dogs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. It goes on to say no
Speaker 4: stranger to Nova.
Speaker 5: Hazes started as a cast over, primarily getting naked at
Speaker 5: functions and stealing Friday night beers.
Speaker 4: From the bridge.
Speaker 3: It's all true.
Speaker 5: He is a sports reporter at Channel seven, where he
Speaker 5: is known for being the fifth most popular member of
Speaker 5: the sports team, coming in at six.
Speaker 3: So I was gonna say fifth, that is six. Well,
Speaker 3: a lot of people out there, Lucas Ronaldo outranks me.
Speaker 3: He hasn't even worked for a city Moore. Is that
Speaker 3: what you're saying?
Speaker 5: It's very much Previously, Hazy was the host of s
Speaker 5: CNSA Breakfast to an audience of seven, where he was
Speaker 5: the most popular member of that team because his co
Speaker 5: host was Cane Corn's. He's also a qualified personal trainer
Speaker 5: and talented vocalist, two passions he pursued purely to.
Speaker 4: Pick up chicks until he met his wife, Kara.
Speaker 5: This has a lovely ending who literally saved him from rehab,
Speaker 5: and he has two kids, Henry and Lotti, who he
Speaker 5: has zero control over. You can catch Andrew Hazy mad
Speaker 5: Dog Hayes from seven to nine, his co host of
Speaker 5: The Jony and Hazy Brecky Show, where his primary task
Speaker 5: will be to boost his profile because just like sen
Speaker 5: no one.
Speaker 3: Knows who that's brutal. That is brutal, all true. They Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: I can't believe it to complain this guy the essay
Speaker 3: certainly ked, all right, you can give it out, can't
Speaker 3: you. You can certainly give it out for you to get
Speaker 3: a bit of our feedback yourself. Really, your bio, which
Speaker 3: has been heavily tweaked, is coming up next to you.
Speaker 3: Refer it just going through some feedback the retweetd iiO
Speaker 3: that you gave me, Jerdy really appreciate it. It's really
Speaker 3: brought me back down to earth.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: I just like to make you feel good about yourself
Speaker 5: as what we do.
Speaker 3: Your turn. How do you go with feedback? I'm good
Speaker 3: to give it out.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm okay, I'm a more of a I can
Speaker 5: dish out criticism person rather than take it.
Speaker 4: Yes, this would be good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most people are more comfortable in that space. So look,
Speaker 3: you're bio just along the lines all that sort of
Speaker 3: fluff and you get it. Jerdy Audi has been a
Speaker 3: mainstay of the Adelaide media, establishing herself as a much
Speaker 3: love personality in South Australia. Waffle Waffle waffle.
Speaker 4: This is good so far.
Speaker 3: I like it, going on, going on a big profile,
Speaker 3: all those types of things. What a stall ward et cetera.
Speaker 3: Time for some tweaks. Okay, okay, let's get personal if
Speaker 3: you don't mind. But love for this great state is strong,
Speaker 3: becomes second to a love for men with the first
Speaker 3: name of Greg. Greg Blewett was dismissed for Greg Oddie.
Speaker 3: And although this relect relationship is extremely strong, there's words
Speaker 3: the shark Greg Norman is on the hit list.
Speaker 5: Right, don't go Greg, Oh, come on, that's just classic
Speaker 5: great jokes.
Speaker 3: JODI's a passionate, lifelong netballer who could have pursued a
Speaker 3: career with the Thunderbirds. Had skill, athleticism, professionalism, determination, commitment, coordination,
Speaker 3: opportunity not stopped her progress. All those things there are
Speaker 3: only small things, but they just sort of jumped in
Speaker 3: the way from taking the next step.
Speaker 4: Right, I get it, that's fine. I'm not very good
Speaker 4: at netbak, It's okay.
Speaker 3: Jody's a devoted mother of four beautiful girls, and if
Speaker 3: she had one hundred more babies, that'd all be girls.
Speaker 4: That's all I do.
Speaker 3: That's all you do, produce girls, all I got. Jody's
Speaker 3: window to be a new mum is officially shut, but
Speaker 3: it was open for an unorthodox period of eighteen years.
Speaker 3: Eighteen years age gap between Jordan number one and four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Goodness, gracious me.
Speaker 5: It feels like a criticism, but that's okay. It just
Speaker 5: means I'm highly fertile over a long period of time.
Speaker 4: Whatever.
Speaker 3: Very true. So congratulations on that. Jody sports a unique scar.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if I say that's going to go
Speaker 3: there anyway. Jody sports a unique scar on her shoulder,
Speaker 3: the result of an old netball injury. Contrary to rumors,
Speaker 3: it was the second head that was removed before her
Speaker 3: family set sail from Tasmania to the mainland. In her youth,
Speaker 3: you're a tassy girl. There's got to be there's got
Speaker 3: to be a tazzy joke in there.
Speaker 4: Oh they didn't have to be.
Speaker 3: Does that work right?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: You can catch Jodey on over from seven am Monday
Speaker 3: to Friday. Now get out their sales apartment, sell, sell,
Speaker 3: sell duck.
Speaker 2: Will you tell me you built a time machine?
Speaker 3: It's hazy on this day, all right? Time for another
Speaker 3: edition of Hazes on this dais where we take a
Speaker 3: little trip down memory lane. It is Monday, the ninth
Speaker 3: of January, so let's go straight to the top, and
Speaker 3: that is X rayed movies. Who would have thought The
Speaker 3: first X rayed film opened in London in nineteen fifty one.
Speaker 3: In this day it was called Life After Tomorrow. I've
Speaker 3: been reliably told that's X ray ap films these days
Speaker 3: are a little bit raunchy, but who would know. Happy Birthday,
Speaker 3: Cap Middleton, the Dutchess Cambridge. It turns forty one to day.
Speaker 3: Fun factor of this, Kate Middleton is reportedly allergic to horses.
Speaker 3: As we all know, the rules have a long history
Speaker 3: with horses. However, Kate has literally never been seen on horseback.
Speaker 3: Try googling it. There is literally no picks of Kate
Speaker 3: playing polo or hunting for foxes on this day. In
Speaker 3: two thousand and seven, Steve Jobs announced the iPhone. Like
Speaker 3: the very first iPhone ever I think was the iPhone three,
Speaker 3: and it was very chunky.
Speaker 6: What we're going to do is get rid of all
Speaker 6: these buttons and just make a giant screen.
Speaker 3: A little known iPhone fact six weeks prior to the
Speaker 3: iPhone's release, the plastic screen. Yes, it was plastic was
Speaker 3: replaced with glass after Steve Jobs was upset that the
Speaker 3: screen of the prototype he was carrying his pocket had
Speaker 3: been scratched by his keys. Do some quick mats with yourself.
Speaker 3: How much money dereck and you've forked out to replace
Speaker 3: iPhone screens? It's really depressing. And finally, on this day
Speaker 3: in twenty ten, one song was popping off big time
Speaker 3: in Adelaide, or as the younger generators would like to
Speaker 3: say it Slaps. It was a number one song thirteen
Speaker 3: years ago today and officially the biggest selling CD single
Speaker 3: at Sanity Rip Sanity, Brundlemore, Elizabeth and Marion. It's Fireflies
Speaker 3: by our City.
Speaker 5: Well hazy all this week I like to organize a
Speaker 5: little special surprise guests for you.
Speaker 4: This next one.
Speaker 5: You're going to froth over because you've got a massive
Speaker 5: man crush on him.
Speaker 4: Am I right?
Speaker 5: You know who it is? Not yet?
Speaker 3: I think so, I hope as someone who could be
Speaker 3: described as the king of the Nova Network.
Speaker 5: Yes, say good morning to your boyfriend Ryan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 1: Please, and Andrew Hayes, what a pleasure. Welcome, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the family.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you. It's so nice to be on air
Speaker 5: on your network.
Speaker 7: Fixy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, it's been well, I'll tell you what it
Speaker 1: just it actually gets me down now to know that
Speaker 1: I've been at this network for eighteen years, oh my
Speaker 1: eighteen long years, and Jody, you were a competitor of
Speaker 1: mine for a very long time there and I hated
Speaker 1: your gut. Now how you're part of the family dead No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's so good to have you guys on. We're very,
Speaker 1: very excited about it. So thanks for letting me be
Speaker 1: a part of it as well.
Speaker 3: Hey, Fitzy, I don't know if you remember this, but
Speaker 3: a long long time ago, maybe ten or twelve years ago,
Speaker 3: I actually I gave you a phone call to get
Speaker 3: some advice and how I should tap into the media.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that?
Speaker 8: I do?
Speaker 1: You were? You were severely drunk and I tried to
Speaker 1: hang up on your twentieth time. No, I did. That
Speaker 1: was through a good mode of house heat, James, that
Speaker 1: I played footy with it, Sydney. Is that correct, don't you?
Speaker 3: That is correct? Yes, James, he got the number. So
Speaker 3: a quick story, I've called you and I've with a
Speaker 3: bunch of mates and I wasn't drunk. It was in
Speaker 3: the am so. I think we'd only just started and
Speaker 3: you didn't answer it. But then you call back and
Speaker 3: it's come up as Ryan Fitzgerald and we sat there
Speaker 3: for about twenty seconds ago. It's fitz ca back finally
Speaker 3: Ans and said hello, pretending I didn't.
Speaker 5: Know it was No.
Speaker 1: You were very sweet back then. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: happened to you. Since that blows me away that you
Speaker 1: know at moments like that in time and now we're
Speaker 1: sort of working together. It is crazy, but it is
Speaker 1: so good to have you on board.
Speaker 5: Very similar football careers to how many games did you
Speaker 5: play for the.
Speaker 1: SWAM ten games? I think when when people you know,
Speaker 1: think of Andrew Hayes and Ryan Fitzture, the one word
Speaker 1: that keeps popping up is potential. Everyone says to me,
Speaker 1: potentially you could have done this and you could have
Speaker 1: done that. That's great to hear. But yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: really go along. We didn't really go on with it
Speaker 1: a good time doing it, didn't we have?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't fit. To our boss, Ben Latimer hasn't
Speaker 3: no idea about sport in general, let alone football. And
Speaker 3: he said to me during an early and he said,
Speaker 3: ohye had a similar career the Swans to FITZI and Man, yeah,
Speaker 3: sure I did, said FITZI was a gun who was
Speaker 3: struck down by injury, and I was a forty eighth
Speaker 3: ranked on the list. Rookie couldn't cut a past one year.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: It is very funny shrying. I like to trick Ben
Speaker 1: Ladimer our well, he's out. Basically he's our coach here
Speaker 1: at Nover as well. I like to trick him sometimes
Speaker 1: and just throw him out names of football players who
Speaker 1: don't even exist, and he goes, oh, yeah, I love
Speaker 1: that guy. He's a really good pier.
Speaker 3: He asked me who Ken Ingley was the other day.
Speaker 1: Well, I said to him, how good he is.
Speaker 3: Rudy Man, he'd shock you when he said, yeah, he's
Speaker 3: a Bulldog's legend.
Speaker 1: He's a Central's legend.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, FITZI, thank you so much for joining
Speaker 5: us this morning. I promised to not let him fan
Speaker 5: girl you if you choose to join us maybe for
Speaker 5: some tips.
Speaker 1: During the year, would love to it would love to
Speaker 1: be on board with your show this year.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: So it's so good to have you. Very excited for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three and thanks for having.
Speaker 5: Me on and Hazy is smiling like a fourteen year
Speaker 5: old girl right now.
Speaker 3: Shaking two fits. I don't know what's going on here,
Speaker 3: must be cold in the studio.
Speaker 1: Well that's probably the only gal I.
Speaker 5: Nine.
Speaker 9: Tomorrow is Saturday. Loto is ten million dollars special event.
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Speaker 9: app now at more Bank. Traffic lights around corner and
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Speaker 9: going beautifully.
Speaker 3: Just a little bit abrupt there with the traffic. Sorry
Speaker 3: about that? Fits what over? Then he just Alto kicked
Speaker 3: in at seven o'clock. So we're doing to practice show
Speaker 3: and it's just Alto kicked off at seven o'clock. But yeah,
Speaker 3: all good should yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you so much mate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like Jodi said, can't wait to do some stuff with
Speaker 3: you during the year and so good to be on
Speaker 3: board with you.
Speaker 1: Love you guys, we'll speak.
Speaker 5: You so thanks.
Speaker 4: Bitts awesome, Hey, enjoy Darwin?
Speaker 5: Is it you speaking story?
Speaker 3: We're seeing this humid.
Speaker 5: Speaking of the said foul smelling corpse flower. It's begun
Speaker 5: to bloom at the Adelai botanic gardens. The peculiar plant
Speaker 5: started sharing its rotting flesh scent last night and will
Speaker 5: continue to do so for another forty eight hours. Do
Speaker 5: you know why it smells so bad? Because it's trying
Speaker 5: to attract pollinators. So it's is like the opposite of humans, right,
Speaker 5: We try and smell good to attract other humans.
Speaker 4: This plant deliberately trying to hook up by smelling bad.
Speaker 3: Hang on, what are we doing the opposite? So this
Speaker 3: all makes sense. When I was twenty one, Isa literally
Speaker 3: lather myself and feces and go out, and I'd always
Speaker 3: go home alone. So I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 5: It's so strange, now, Sean, Sean, you lined up last
Speaker 5: night to see this stupid plant?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 6: I saw the story on seven News and I went,
Speaker 6: I'm going to go down. I waited forty minutes. The
Speaker 6: poor people behind me were probably about two hours.
Speaker 4: So how long was the line?
Speaker 6: A good couple hundred meters long?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: And what did it smell like? Was it revolting a.
Speaker 6: Mixture of feet, dank feet and smelly cheese? So get
Speaker 6: in there and give it a good whiff.
Speaker 4: I just think exactly.
Speaker 5: You ask it what sort of a man on a
Speaker 5: Sunday night goes, you know, a line up for two hours,
Speaker 5: a man.
Speaker 3: Who's ready to explore this beautiful state. I mean, sure,
Speaker 3: you've been here for a year. I get it, you're
Speaker 3: still trying to learn everything. I just sort of feel
Speaker 3: like we've got better things to offer you on a
Speaker 3: Sunday night.
Speaker 6: Well, it's so I can tell the children one day, Oh,
Speaker 6: it's still this amazing flower back in the y.
Speaker 4: But it's not amazing.
Speaker 3: Okay, they go next, Dad, where do you go?
Speaker 5: Katie Holmes has gone viral for a very y two
Speaker 5: K outfit. It's like it looks like something circa early
Speaker 5: two thousands. So she attended the iHeartRadio's Jingle Ball at
Speaker 5: Madison's war Garden in New York, forty three years old years.
Speaker 5: She looks great, but she's wearing strapless navy corset and
Speaker 5: then what can only be described as the worst jeans
Speaker 5: I've ever seen on a woman. And then she's paired
Speaker 5: them with black running shoes. Now you know what this
Speaker 5: reminds me of? A look at her? Have a look
Speaker 5: at her there?
Speaker 3: Okay, what she's wearing. To describe it, she might as
Speaker 3: well doubt herself in what the corpse flower is producing.
Speaker 3: She's going to get the same results in terms of
Speaker 3: attracting other people to her. That outfit is just not on.
Speaker 4: But do you know what it reminds me of?
Speaker 5: You excuse me, and the fact that you can't dress yourself.
Speaker 3: I think I better than I know. You don't wear
Speaker 3: long pants with the dress over the top.
Speaker 5: Your wife tell everyone at home. Your wife has to
Speaker 5: say to you, Andrew, you're not leaving the home dressed
Speaker 5: in what you're dressed in. Yes.
Speaker 3: So I'm at a stage my life where I am,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm sort of let's call me. I'm in
Speaker 3: my thirties. Yeah, and I'm very happily and comfortably married.
Speaker 3: So the years of trying to impress people with what
Speaker 3: I wear are long gone, and the fashion sense back
Speaker 3: then has moved on so many, so many different gears.
Speaker 3: But I haven't, so I don't get it. I'd preferably
Speaker 3: walk around in my hands. Yeah, and car go, you
Speaker 3: can't wear them anymore, Champs, you'll champ me, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you're too old.
Speaker 5: But it's not about impressing people. It's about you not
Speaker 5: unimpressing people. That's the issue, Kayla. It's Sanines has welcomed
Speaker 5: a baby overnight with her new partner Jay Woodruff.
Speaker 4: The couple, of course, documented.
Speaker 5: The whole process on Instagram stories from the drive up
Speaker 5: there and then the moment the baby arrived.
Speaker 3: See section also calor It's seen us had a baby?
Speaker 3: Did you hear that? While you're in It's it's Cenis.
Speaker 3: Apologies for that.
Speaker 4: On this one?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: What is the hazes?
Speaker 5: Right on that one, It's kind of like the Daniel
Speaker 5: thing on Saturday Again show.
Speaker 3: On Saturday Morning, she said, Ah, good match last night
Speaker 3: from Daniel Medvedev. You mean Daniel.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The other good news is Kayla is already back in
Speaker 5: her size six jeans and the baby came out doing birdbees.
Speaker 3: Yep. How do you feel about that?
Speaker 4: Really good?
Speaker 3: Really good.
Speaker 4: Can't wait for them.
Speaker 5: There's some more Insta stories about how good she looks
Speaker 5: five seconds after giving birth to a human child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's quite remarkable how she does that.
Speaker 5: I went full scale Karen on the weekend. So we're
Speaker 5: down at Middleton. I'm setting the scene here. We're having
Speaker 5: a barbecue. My kids, all girls and all their girl
Speaker 5: cousins had made a heap of those loom bands. You
Speaker 5: know what those loom bands are where you loop them together.
Speaker 5: And it was really wholesome content because they set up
Speaker 5: a stand out the front of the shack and were
Speaker 5: selling loom bands to all the poor suckers that went past,
Speaker 5: and charging an exorbitant price. So anyway, two little boys
Speaker 5: ride past on their bikes and all my girls are
Speaker 5: out the front, and they go, do you want to
Speaker 5: buy a bracelet? And this kid yells back, no, f
Speaker 5: off and gives the middle finger. And so the girls
Speaker 5: were a little bit triggered, and so they came in
Speaker 5: and they said, oh, this just happened. And I went,
Speaker 5: which way did they go? Which way did they go?
Speaker 5: And Peyton's going to be mummy, don't, don't, don't mum.
Speaker 5: I'm like, did they go towards a skate park? So
Speaker 5: off I trot and I can just hear my kid going, oh, honey,
Speaker 5: Laura go with mom. Got four. And so I get
Speaker 5: to the skate park. There's two boys there. I said,
Speaker 5: which one of you told my children to bleep off?
Speaker 5: And one kid points to the other one and goes,
Speaker 5: wasn't me, it was him, though, throw him under the busk.
Speaker 5: I've given them an absolute spray, just saying you boys
Speaker 5: need to respect young girls. There was a three year
Speaker 5: old b and anyway, I've got to the end of
Speaker 5: them spill and I said, Laura, let's go.
Speaker 8: So we charged off.
Speaker 4: She goes and I go, you know what, no, And
Speaker 4: so we both go back and go go and apologize.
Speaker 5: So we've made this kid, this poor little kid, and
Speaker 5: into his credit he owned and jumped on his bike
Speaker 5: and rode back and stood in front of all the
Speaker 5: girls and just said I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4: That won't happen again.
Speaker 2: Good on him.
Speaker 4: And then I made him by all the loon bands.
Speaker 3: I did love as well. That's how I had a
Speaker 3: conversation with a little mate after and was like, gosh,
Speaker 3: what a Karen Cheese manager. Hey, look at this. Thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten very special guests phoning in this morning
Speaker 3: Chantel Seven's finest Rose down a Mancha Elli.
Speaker 5: Rosy.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello.
Speaker 8: I know it's very early in the morning for me
Speaker 8: that I thought i'd give you guys a call and
Speaker 8: say good ay, and they congratulations on the new gig,
Speaker 8: can look forward to it.
Speaker 4: Oh so nice of you. That's very kind.
Speaker 3: Look, we appreciate as well of you changing your lifestyle
Speaker 3: now and listening to Breakfast Radio exclusively over nine one night.
Speaker 3: Thank you you assume that's what's happening.
Speaker 8: Oh look, I'm going to say the kids are obsessed
Speaker 8: with Nova. My allegiances lie with will Goodings Breakfast to say,
Speaker 8: but I can't. I can't deny that I do bop
Speaker 8: to a couple of his songs and do tuning.
Speaker 3: So here we are to get some get some Pitbull
Speaker 3: and Neo into your life.
Speaker 8: That's what's missing.
Speaker 4: And Rosie, did you just use the word bop?
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe I should go back to five double A.
Speaker 5: I do have to tell you a story that I
Speaker 5: love to tell everyone about Andrew Hayes. We were at
Speaker 5: a party once for one of our colleagues and that
Speaker 5: we or some of the girls, some of the girls
Speaker 5: not me, were saying, how good looking Hazy is Rosy
Speaker 5: and everyone's very drunk.
Speaker 4: Yeah everyone else.
Speaker 8: There's something wrong with these women.
Speaker 4: Yeah I know.
Speaker 5: And so then I thought, here we go, here's an opportunity.
Speaker 5: I'm going to turn the tables here and just like
Speaker 5: really fish like, just throw the line in and fish
Speaker 5: out for a compliment from Hazy. And I've gone Hazy.
Speaker 5: So if like, you're one of the hottest guys in
Speaker 5: media over forty. And I really narrowed the parameters here, Rosen,
Speaker 5: just to make sure that I was short up. And
Speaker 5: I was like, so, who would be your top three
Speaker 5: hot women over forty in media in Adelaide. He goes, Oh,
Speaker 5: that's easy, and I'm like, yes, I'm in here. This
Speaker 5: is so good, and he goes, Rosanna, Well, funny you
Speaker 5: say that.
Speaker 8: That's a lovely compliment from Hazy because I never actually
Speaker 8: get that at work at Oh, really.
Speaker 3: Earn them, You've got to earn them.
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, I'm going to have to work a little
Speaker 8: bit harder. I can't quite say what he says to
Speaker 8: me on air, but there's there's a lot of hook
Speaker 8: at seven and I'm never, never impressed with how he
Speaker 8: steals my charger every single day. And there's been a
Speaker 8: lot of a lot of argument about that, hasn't there Hazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a bit of feedback. But that's okay.
Speaker 3: We'll work through that. But now that you're in the
Speaker 3: big presenter's chair, like, I don't know, perhaps she could
Speaker 3: afford to charge.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I reckon with two jobs, you could
Speaker 8: afford three charts with me one. I did say I
Speaker 8: was going to get you one for Christmas, but I
Speaker 8: haven't been to the shops yet, so I'm going to
Speaker 8: have to get you up. No, but so seriously, we
Speaker 8: have an awesome time as Evan and Hazy one of
Speaker 8: those gorgeous, gorgeous people who we can have a good
Speaker 8: laugh with. And that's really important in the workplace.
Speaker 2: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it sounds like you're saying we can have some fun.
Speaker 3: Hr doesn't need to get stuff.
Speaker 5: Keep it on the download Rose. Yeah, thank you so
Speaker 5: much for joining us all the best. A big new
Speaker 5: gig for you this year and so well deserved stepping
Speaker 5: into the thank you into the shoes of the beautiful
Speaker 5: Jane Doyle, and You're going to do a magnificent job,
Speaker 5: no question.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you, as will you guys. It's a massive
Speaker 8: change in the landscape of SA media this year, so
Speaker 8: it's going to be exciting and you guys will rock it.
Speaker 8: Best of luck to you too.
Speaker 3: Continue to live your life, nover.
Speaker 7: I will, I will on the school drop off and
Speaker 7: then she's back to double A busy this morning, really busy,
Speaker 7: and we love it when people give a little bit
Speaker 7: of feedback and give us a call.
Speaker 5: Yes, Jacqueline, Jacqueline, Jason say, good morning, Jacqueline, Hey, good
Speaker 5: morning guys.
Speaker 3: Hey, how many people call you jasonly or is this
Speaker 3: a first in your life?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the first.
Speaker 3: Just a unique experience which may stay with you for
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 5: Goodness. Yeah, probably for the rest of my life.
Speaker 6: I'm done.
Speaker 3: No, no, stick around, give us another chance. Hey, Jason,
Speaker 3: great to have you on board this morning. Can we
Speaker 3: put you in the draw for NERVs three for twenty three?
Speaker 6: Oh let me think about it.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, yes please, yes, How amazing would that be?
Speaker 8: Oh it's just absolutely amazing. What just makes so much
Speaker 8: difference to my family. So yeah, yeah, it would be amazing.
Speaker 3: Hey, please please stick with us, Jacqueline, and we can
Speaker 3: promise from now on you will never get called Jasonlyn
Speaker 3: ever again. On the half of my knife horrible.
Speaker 1: I think I think my work colleagues are listening.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I probably will.
Speaker 4: Yeah, You're welcome then awesome, thanks guys, very good.
Speaker 3: Stuff you speaking story.
Speaker 5: This is how huge Well, the latest and most explosive
Speaker 5: Harry interview is going to air in the States as
Speaker 5: we speak. So the Duke of Sussex is sitting down
Speaker 5: with British journalist Tom Bradby for an It for ITV
Speaker 5: to discuss Spare, which his book, where he was challenged
Speaker 5: on his decision to expose so many family secrets. The
Speaker 5: interview currently going on air as we speak. Prince Harry
Speaker 5: has explained that he was grateful for the opportunity to
Speaker 5: share his story and that he's requested an inquiry into
Speaker 5: his mother's death. Wow, that's huge, That is enormous because
Speaker 5: when you think about it, she was being pursued by paparazzi.
Speaker 5: Just say that that was like you and me on
Speaker 5: the street, Joe Blow on the street, right, someone starts
Speaker 5: speeding after you and chasing you, and you're so fearful
Speaker 5: that you take off as well, and then you crash
Speaker 5: and you die.
Speaker 4: That's a criminal offense.
Speaker 5: So it's just astounding to me that no one has,
Speaker 5: no one's ever been charged pursued over her death.
Speaker 3: I think people can't connect with it because it's such
Speaker 3: an unbelievable thing, Like it's such a tiny minority of
Speaker 3: people who genuinely get chased by paparazzi that you can't
Speaker 3: actually imagine what it would be.
Speaker 5: Like Oh, it'd be horrible. I can't imagine being stalked
Speaker 5: like that and it being horrific. He said that Camilla
Speaker 5: started to play the long game. That's a quote, and
Speaker 5: she started a couple of years ago leaking stories to
Speaker 5: the press as well. So the interview does air tonight
Speaker 5: on Channel seven at seven thirty. He says, thirty eight
Speaker 5: years of having my story already told by so many
Speaker 5: different people with intentional spin and distortion, it felt like
Speaker 5: a good time to own my story and tell it
Speaker 5: for myself.
Speaker 4: So that's exactly what he's doing.
Speaker 3: There's a bit of you tonight, isn't that a little
Speaker 3: bit going on?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 5: I've just seen photos from I know you probably wouldn't
Speaker 5: be completely o fay with his work, but Halo's Sebastian
Speaker 5: is not just one of South Australia's best designers, but
Speaker 5: he's one of the best designers in the world.
Speaker 4: Like I froth over his dresses. They're absolutely incredible. He
Speaker 4: just got married.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine the conversation like, when you're marrying Palo Sebastian,
Speaker 5: who makes the bed? Do you ask your husband to
Speaker 5: be to make your address?
Speaker 4: Or is it like are you going to go, No,
Speaker 4: just get one from Jen Jenny and Jerry's.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I mean again, there's another name that you've just dropped
Speaker 3: to me, which I have no idea what it means.
Speaker 4: Jenny and Jerry's bridal.
Speaker 3: I think it is, and I should know bridal dresses,
Speaker 3: should I? I don't even know men's clothing. My wife
Speaker 3: dresses me. We're open about this.
Speaker 4: No, that's that is very very good.
Speaker 5: No, he did end up making her not one, not two,
Speaker 5: but three different beautiful, stunning dresses, and that the way
Speaker 5: he got around, because you're not supposed to see.
Speaker 4: Your bride in her dress, is about money.
Speaker 5: He didn't go to the last fitting, so oh okay,
Speaker 5: there was still a jaw dropping moment when she walks
Speaker 5: down in her dress.
Speaker 3: Saciful. It could be one in a million, where as
Speaker 3: a wedding where all that the groom's thinking about is
Speaker 3: the bride's dress. Yeah, I mean, car could have put
Speaker 3: on any dress and would have thought she looked beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, versus your groom really analyzing the dress because
Speaker 3: it's his own.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: It's odd, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Who did she wear? Where'd she get her dress?
Speaker 3: From I think she was dressed by Ed Harry. She
Speaker 3: wasn't r ip ed Harry as well. One of the
Speaker 3: great retails before they didn't exist anymore, Joe's before they
Speaker 3: went Yes, because you know, maybe we'll get to that
Speaker 3: story another time. Actually, the little backstory, there some news
Speaker 3: coming out of the Crows as well. For Crow supporters
Speaker 3: at West Lakes. This was a state released not too
Speaker 3: long ago. It says Versatile to all Fish and Macacy,
Speaker 3: we're not joining the Crow squad when preseason training resumes
Speaker 3: after making the difficult decision to step away from the AFL.
Speaker 3: So the twenty one year old was granded personal even
Speaker 3: November so he could remain in Melbourne with his family,
Speaker 3: and he's now in form of the club. He no
Speaker 3: longer has the passion to play and perform at the
Speaker 3: elite level.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 3: It is interesting because Fisher Macaci there was a lot
Speaker 3: of pressure on him because he was a very very
Speaker 3: early pick. I picked number six a few six a
Speaker 3: few years ago. And look, obviously he's dealing with some stuff,
Speaker 3: but there's a lot that goes on behind the scenes,
Speaker 3: particularly in a really really intensified football state like Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Okay, so what are you trying to say that he's
Speaker 5: got mental health issues.
Speaker 3: He's we don't know exactly, but yeah, there's obviously some
Speaker 3: things going on and first and foremost everyone, which is
Speaker 3: Seim health and happiness. But we kind of thought that
Speaker 3: something might be happening, giving you didn't turn up to
Speaker 3: the first part of pre season, right, okay, but yeah, look,
Speaker 3: it just means that there's a list spot open up
Speaker 3: for the Crows. But more importantly than that young man
Speaker 3: who hopefully gets himself better at nice and quickly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you can catch all of that in ten
Speaker 5: Sport first at five tonight.
Speaker 3: There you go, and then later on on seventh Sport
Speaker 3: Jody and Hazy