WEBVTT - FIRST SHOW! How A Horny Walrus Ruined New Years 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:03.920 Twenty three. 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:09.280 We've super sized your mornings. The voice are back. 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:10.320 And. 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:15.120 There's a couple of Adelaide legends joining the nov Morning 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:16.000 lineup this year. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:24.400 This is an interesting change. Ben Liam and Bell from 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:25.040 six A M. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:30.840 Jodiotti and Andrew Hayes seven Till Night, My friend, the 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:32.360 last double the Fine. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.280 I might better looking the show than recent years. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:39.760 Significantly. Actually it alsos. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:42.520 Now, yes it does. Good morning Adelaide. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.320 Oh, good morning, my dear friend, Andrew Hayes. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.800 How are you feeling? Few nerves? 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:50.839 A few nerves, yes, an inordinate amount of time in 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:51.400 the bathroom. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.920 The sporting you say, the last a couple of days. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.400 It's a really good solid way to get really regular, 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:57.560 isn't it? 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:58.280 Being on it? 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:02.240 I mean, I am so regular. Goodness yourself, you're feeling good? 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:03.120 Yeah, I'm really good. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.679 Good to see you, Joe, thank you. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:05.480 It's good to be back. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:08.680 I want to introduce this beautiful team we've assembled around us. 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.440 We've got epe Sean, good morning. 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:10.720 Good morning. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:12.679 How are you fresh off going to see that stinky 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:13.560 flower last night? 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.119 I am, indeed, but it's a good flower to go see. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:19.040 So I'm very excited to be here and Welcome to 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.119 your first official show. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:21.160 Thank you so much. 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:26.520 Producers, Zoey gorgeous little human being, welcome to our show. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.199 Thank you, thanks for having We can't wait. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.360 And of course we've got a familiar voice in the newsroom, 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:33.319 news reader Abby. 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:35.800 Good morning, Darling, good morning, Welcome. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.840 How exciting, what a great way to wake up this morning. 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:40.600 I'm just pleased to have you here because you're the 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.280 only one that's been around this building for a while, 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:42.720 so you know. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.200 What you do with Oh do I feel like I don't, 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:45.959 but thanks for that. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.480 So we have a beautiful cast assembled. 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.000 We really do. And let's go through the entire team. 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.120 Jump onto the Instagram as well at No. Over nine, 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.280 my nine little photo up there of what we actually 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.680 look like. Sound guru Todd as well, and do yourself 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:01.520 a favor for you into muscles just down and I 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.880 just have a look at some of Toddy's pictures on Instagram. Todd, hey, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.600 is the guys just carved out of marble. He was 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.400 delivered by the fitness gods, so we're happy to have him. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:12.639 I can't look at him the same now that I've 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.400 seen his shirtless Instagram picks. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.280 I'll screen this as long as anyone listened the blow 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.519 can benj one hundred and fifty key oos true story. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.720 We've got boss man Josh as well and our big 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.040 vegan boss Ben, and yeah. 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:26.519 It's going to be fun. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:29.080 It's going to be solid. A little ensemble of Josh 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:30.839 as well. We've got camera guy Josh as well. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.800 Oh god, so many joshuas and I have to say 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:37.280 with you and I both have received so many congratulations 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.000 on this new gig and your Channel seven crew in 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.040 the sports department, they're really gotten around you. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.440 Yeah, it's just one of those little fraternities where you 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.640 just like to see each other succeed and you like 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:48.960 to really really support and push each other to the 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.440 next level so they fulfill their dreams. So it was 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.440 a little ad in the paper during the week, full 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.400 page ad too. It's a big one's outrageous confronting. Pretty sure, 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:57.920 I've got a piece of food on my teeth because 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.720 that's close up, which is outrageous. But say, what I 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.520 did like was the next day going back to Channel 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:06.200 seven and that particular full sheet of paper was plasted 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.639 on top of my desk with a giant polus attachment. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:13.880 So I think the underlying message there was good luck. 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:17.040 No, you're going to be great. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.680 How was your New Years loose? 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.799 No? I went to bed at eight thirty. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.040 I was tired, you'd. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.119 Say something like that. Nowhere near as loose as Thor 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:34.320 the Wolverrous. His name is Thor. A town was forced 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:37.160 to cancel us new fireworks after a giant walrus lobbed 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.080 into its harbor and put on a show of its 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:42.880 own on itself. Are you picking up what I'm putting 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:46.720 out there? Saw the walrus put on an X rayed 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:49.840 show taking himself to Pleasure Town, which marked an end 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:54.640 to a town's New Year's e fireworks display. You dirty 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.040 thing thaw This huge crowds gathered to see the arctic 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.240 mammal lounging at a harbor. Council acts the light show. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.280 So he was not disturbed, because who wants to be disturbed? 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.640 No one, No one. There is a point when that's 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.680 happening where no one can inter me. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:11.880 Yeah, you're taking a trip to Pleasure Town and the 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.600 kids and everyone there. Parents had to cover their children's 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:15.920 eyes when we're two toll beast. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.560 Where was the walrus? 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.960 Yeah? Well he was right. So there was a giant 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.479 lights display ready to go, and big bad Thaw just 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.760 lobbed up, put himself, park himself right in viewing like 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:31.040 absolute prime position and did whatever warrises do to take 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:36.240 himself to the next level. Footage of Thor's unfamily friendly 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.400 performance in Scarborough, North Yorks went vile on social media. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.599 Experts reckoned though it was the same. War is spotted 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:44.159 on a beach in col Shot, Hampshire in December and 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.760 is stopping to rest on a journey back to colder waters. 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:47.960 What do you do when you stop to rest? 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:48.840 Is that? 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:49.080 Wait? 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:50.400 This war. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:53.679 This walrus has got form. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:57.040 He's got form. He's been spotted elsewhere. I don't know 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.800 if there are other places he was spotted. He was 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.160 taking himself the pleasure town. He's been spotted at the 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.760 Netherlands and France recently. An aquarium spokesman said, please do 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:07.839 not worry. He appears well and it's just taking a 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:08.840 well deserved rest up. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.200 He's long adventures, never likes to treat themselves. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:12.240 Don't they free respect? 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.040 In a long year, he's worked really hard on what 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.920 else do you want to do? 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.240 Do? Try not to disturb him. Richard Coulson, who's fifty one, 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.440 said it's amazing how much attention it's brought. It's the 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.680 first time I've ever seen one. It's huge. You respect 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.320 nature when you see something of that size. The rest 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:31.880 of the wars is pretty big too. I can't direct 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.720 quote Richard. I might have made up that last bit 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.440 Stuart Ford, who runs the Sea Life Safari both to age. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:38.960 He said, I was going down to my boat and 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.520 there it was on the slipway. Magnificent. I think it's 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.760 at once in a lifetime in Scarborough to see. Now 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:45.080 I can one day tell my kids I saw a 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:49.760 Warris going hammer and tong on itself. How lucky am I? Again, 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.640 Stuart made up that last bit, so I can't directly 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.719 attribute that to Stuart. But here's the thing. Here's the 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:59.920 thing about the situation. Clearly alcohol was involved, Yes, oh yes, clearly. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:04.200 So obviously Thoughts had a monster New Year's evel was 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.719 planning on it. I just want to know what the 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:11.240 conversation was like the next morning with missus Wawds when 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.640 sheepishly she goes, do you have any idea what happened 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:19.279 last night? And he goes, no, no, and then she 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:23.479 shows him this article in the video shows the video 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:25.880 shows him the written article and he goes, oh my God, 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:27.640 go straight to the mirror and yells in the mirror, 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.719 why do I keep drinking rum? 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.760 We were assigned the task of putting together bios for 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.360 this show, and it's basically just almost a resume for you, 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:38.919 Hazy and yours. 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:40.239 I had a little read. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.719 Of it, and then che's I laughed. I thought, that's 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.360 the biggest load of crap I've ever read in my life. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:45.640 It's ninety five percent truthful. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.760 I haven't listened to this. Andrew Hazy Hayes is one 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:49.640 of up. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.719 I'd need to write this fire. By the way, Jordan 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.840 Marshall is one of the great guys, the nicest bog 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:57.800 possibly on the planet. 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.120 You certainly ticked off on it, though, didn't you know? 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.000 It's no complaints in my end after I read it 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:07.039 three hundred times, a big smile. 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:08.960 All right, let me get through it. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:11.840 Andrew Hazy Hazes is one half of the over nine 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.600 one nine Jodi and Hazy show No Stranger to Nova. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.680 Haze started his radio career as a casanova who. 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:21.280 Knew giving out icy gol ganzer coke, lurking. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.560 He's regular ships on over weekends. Blah, blah blah. Previously, 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.600 Hazy was host of the SNSA Breakfast Show. He's also 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:32.240 a qualified personal trainer and talented guitarist and vocalist. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:34.080 What's it funny? 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.640 Played regular gigs at the line, and then it goes 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.880 on to say, away from Mike, Hazy is married to Kara, 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.560 the lovely Cara, and he's kept busy by his kids, 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:47.800 Henry four and Lottie too, and his Indiana and Indiana 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.960 the Maltese poodle who is also incontinent. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:55.360 Alright, we love her the ideally, that's a nice buyer. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.560 It's lovely, isn't it. But I just thought if. 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.920 I was to write it, yeah, there'd be a few 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:02.760 things that I'd add. 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:04.320 So are you ready for it? 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:04.720 Sure? 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.560 Andrew Hazy Hayes earn't that nickname because his attempt to 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:16.960 be called mad Dog the Central District from failed Disney 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:18.880 because it was neither mad nor a dog. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.280 This is that's embarrassingly true, a good campaign for about 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:23.800 two weeks and not just call me mad Dog. Much 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.040 in the same vein as hot Dogs from back in 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.640 the day of the Uplake Game show with hot Dogs. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, No. It goes on to say no 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:32.520 stranger to Nova. 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.360 Hazes started as a cast over, primarily getting naked at 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.280 functions and stealing Friday night beers. 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:37.840 From the bridge. 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:38.920 It's all true. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.640 He is a sports reporter at Channel seven, where he 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.800 is known for being the fifth most popular member of 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.360 the sports team, coming in at six. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:52.839 So I was gonna say fifth, that is six. Well, 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.720 a lot of people out there, Lucas Ronaldo outranks me. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.240 He hasn't even worked for a city Moore. Is that 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:57.760 what you're saying? 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.319 It's very much Previously, Hazy was the host of s 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.760 CNSA Breakfast to an audience of seven, where he was 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.199 the most popular member of that team because his co 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:13.040 host was Cane Corn's. He's also a qualified personal trainer 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.800 and talented vocalist, two passions he pursued purely to. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:18.280 Pick up chicks until he met his wife, Kara. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.920 This has a lovely ending who literally saved him from rehab, 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.440 and he has two kids, Henry and Lotti, who he 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:28.200 has zero control over. You can catch Andrew Hazy mad 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.120 Dog Hayes from seven to nine, his co host of 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.720 The Jony and Hazy Brecky Show, where his primary task 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:36.040 will be to boost his profile because just like sen 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:36.959 no one. 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:42.280 Knows who that's brutal. That is brutal, all true. They Unfortunately, 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.840 I can't believe it to complain this guy the essay 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.120 certainly ked, all right, you can give it out, can't 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.839 you. You can certainly give it out for you to get 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.800 a bit of our feedback yourself. Really, your bio, which 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.040 has been heavily tweaked, is coming up next to you. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:10:00.400 Refer it just going through some feedback the retweetd iiO 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.600 that you gave me, Jerdy really appreciate it. It's really 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:04.520 brought me back down to earth. 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:05.200 Thank you so much. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.079 I just like to make you feel good about yourself 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:07.600 as what we do. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:11.240 Your turn. How do you go with feedback? I'm good 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:11.800 to give it out. 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:14.360 Look, I'm okay, I'm a more of a I can 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:17.440 dish out criticism person rather than take it. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:18.559 Yes, this would be good. 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.160 Yeah, most people are more comfortable in that space. So look, 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.520 you're bio just along the lines all that sort of 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:26.000 fluff and you get it. Jerdy Audi has been a 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.360 mainstay of the Adelaide media, establishing herself as a much 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.280 love personality in South Australia. Waffle Waffle waffle. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:32.320 This is good so far. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.520 I like it, going on, going on a big profile, 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:37.679 all those types of things. What a stall ward et cetera. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.440 Time for some tweaks. Okay, okay, let's get personal if 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:44.320 you don't mind. But love for this great state is strong, 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:46.280 becomes second to a love for men with the first 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:50.640 name of Greg. Greg Blewett was dismissed for Greg Oddie. 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:55.040 And although this relect relationship is extremely strong, there's words 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.599 the shark Greg Norman is on the hit list. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.800 Right, don't go Greg, Oh, come on, that's just classic 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:03.400 great jokes. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.360 JODI's a passionate, lifelong netballer who could have pursued a 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:11.320 career with the Thunderbirds. Had skill, athleticism, professionalism, determination, commitment, coordination, 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:15.960 opportunity not stopped her progress. All those things there are 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.800 only small things, but they just sort of jumped in 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.960 the way from taking the next step. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.360 Right, I get it, that's fine. I'm not very good 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:23.240 at netbak, It's okay. 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.960 Jody's a devoted mother of four beautiful girls, and if 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.000 she had one hundred more babies, that'd all be girls. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:30.000 That's all I do. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.840 That's all you do, produce girls, all I got. Jody's 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.800 window to be a new mum is officially shut, but 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:39.679 it was open for an unorthodox period of eighteen years. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.560 Eighteen years age gap between Jordan number one and four. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:44.440 Yeah, that's true. 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:45.720 Goodness, gracious me. 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:47.679 It feels like a criticism, but that's okay. It just 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.800 means I'm highly fertile over a long period of time. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:50.120 Whatever. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:55.560 Very true. So congratulations on that. Jody sports a unique scar. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.199 I'm not sure if I say that's going to go 0:11:57.240 --> 0:12:00.000 there anyway. Jody sports a unique scar on her shoulder, 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.720 the result of an old netball injury. Contrary to rumors, 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.880 it was the second head that was removed before her 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.959 family set sail from Tasmania to the mainland. In her youth, 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.160 you're a tassy girl. There's got to be there's got 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:14.280 to be a tazzy joke in there. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:15.720 Oh they didn't have to be. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.080 Does that work right? 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:17.280 Then? 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.880 You can catch Jodey on over from seven am Monday 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:25.320 to Friday. Now get out their sales apartment, sell, sell, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.880 sell duck. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.199 Will you tell me you built a time machine? 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:34.839 It's hazy on this day, all right? Time for another 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:37.320 edition of Hazes on this dais where we take a 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.240 little trip down memory lane. It is Monday, the ninth 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.880 of January, so let's go straight to the top, and 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:45.560 that is X rayed movies. Who would have thought The 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:49.000 first X rayed film opened in London in nineteen fifty one. 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.800 In this day it was called Life After Tomorrow. I've 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.079 been reliably told that's X ray ap films these days 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.760 are a little bit raunchy, but who would know. Happy Birthday, 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.800 Cap Middleton, the Dutchess Cambridge. It turns forty one to day. 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:06.000 Fun factor of this, Kate Middleton is reportedly allergic to horses. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.199 As we all know, the rules have a long history 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:11.559 with horses. However, Kate has literally never been seen on horseback. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.960 Try googling it. There is literally no picks of Kate 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:19.120 playing polo or hunting for foxes on this day. In 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:22.080 two thousand and seven, Steve Jobs announced the iPhone. Like 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:24.959 the very first iPhone ever I think was the iPhone three, 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.079 and it was very chunky. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:28.400 What we're going to do is get rid of all 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.760 these buttons and just make a giant screen. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.200 A little known iPhone fact six weeks prior to the 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.440 iPhone's release, the plastic screen. Yes, it was plastic was 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.840 replaced with glass after Steve Jobs was upset that the 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.480 screen of the prototype he was carrying his pocket had 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.920 been scratched by his keys. Do some quick mats with yourself. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.679 How much money dereck and you've forked out to replace 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.880 iPhone screens? It's really depressing. And finally, on this day 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.760 in twenty ten, one song was popping off big time 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.760 in Adelaide, or as the younger generators would like to 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:02.400 say it Slaps. It was a number one song thirteen 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.000 years ago today and officially the biggest selling CD single 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:10.240 at Sanity Rip Sanity, Brundlemore, Elizabeth and Marion. It's Fireflies 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:17.000 by our City. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:24.840 Well hazy all this week I like to organize a 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.680 little special surprise guests for you. 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:27.320 This next one. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.440 You're going to froth over because you've got a massive 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:30.360 man crush on him. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:31.160 Am I right? 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:32.480 You know who it is? Not yet? 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.640 I think so, I hope as someone who could be 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.360 described as the king of the Nova Network. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.960 Yes, say good morning to your boyfriend Ryan Fitzgerald. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:44.280 Please, and Andrew Hayes, what a pleasure. Welcome, Welcome to 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:44.880 the family. 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:47.440 Oh thank you. It's so nice to be on air 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:48.480 on your network. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.160 Fixy. 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:52.720 Yeah, look, it's been well, I'll tell you what it 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.840 just it actually gets me down now to know that 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:58.680 I've been at this network for eighteen years, oh my 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:02.640 eighteen long years, and Jody, you were a competitor of 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.160 mine for a very long time there and I hated 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:12.800 your gut. Now how you're part of the family dead No, no, no, no, 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.240 it's so good to have you guys on. We're very, 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:18.160 very excited about it. So thanks for letting me be 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:19.120 a part of it as well. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.000 Hey, Fitzy, I don't know if you remember this, but 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.000 a long long time ago, maybe ten or twelve years ago, 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.360 I actually I gave you a phone call to get 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.080 some advice and how I should tap into the media. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:29.720 Do you remember that? 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:30.600 I do? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.200 You were? You were severely drunk and I tried to 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:39.240 hang up on your twentieth time. No, I did. That 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.320 was through a good mode of house heat, James, that 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.640 I played footy with it, Sydney. Is that correct, don't you? 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:45.880 That is correct? Yes, James, he got the number. So 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.280 a quick story, I've called you and I've with a 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.040 bunch of mates and I wasn't drunk. It was in 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.440 the am so. I think we'd only just started and 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:55.960 you didn't answer it. But then you call back and 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.040 it's come up as Ryan Fitzgerald and we sat there 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:02.360 for about twenty seconds ago. It's fitz ca back finally 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.440 Ans and said hello, pretending I didn't. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:08.840 Know it was No. 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:11.920 You were very sweet back then. I don't know what's 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:17.320 happened to you. Since that blows me away that you 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:19.920 know at moments like that in time and now we're 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:23.160 sort of working together. It is crazy, but it is 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:24.400 so good to have you on board. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:30.360 Very similar football careers to how many games did you 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:30.840 play for the. 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:36.200 SWAM ten games? I think when when people you know, 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.720 think of Andrew Hayes and Ryan Fitzture, the one word 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:46.720 that keeps popping up is potential. Everyone says to me, 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.440 potentially you could have done this and you could have 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.240 done that. That's great to hear. But yeah, we didn't 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.160 really go along. We didn't really go on with it 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:56.920 a good time doing it, didn't we have? 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.960 Yeah, we didn't fit. To our boss, Ben Latimer hasn't 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.320 no idea about sport in general, let alone football. And 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:03.960 he said to me during an early and he said, 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:07.240 ohye had a similar career the Swans to FITZI and Man, yeah, 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.960 sure I did, said FITZI was a gun who was 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.320 struck down by injury, and I was a forty eighth 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.440 ranked on the list. Rookie couldn't cut a past one year. 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:17.680 I know. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.040 It is very funny shrying. I like to trick Ben 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:25.280 Ladimer our well, he's out. Basically he's our coach here 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:27.760 at Nover as well. I like to trick him sometimes 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.520 and just throw him out names of football players who 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.080 don't even exist, and he goes, oh, yeah, I love 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:34.840 that guy. He's a really good pier. 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:37.760 He asked me who Ken Ingley was the other day. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:40.800 Well, I said to him, how good he is. 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:46.520 Rudy Man, he'd shock you when he said, yeah, he's 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:47.280 a Bulldog's legend. 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:49.840 He's a Central's legend. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:53.160 All right, Well, FITZI, thank you so much for joining 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.000 us this morning. I promised to not let him fan 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:57.440 girl you if you choose to join us maybe for 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:58.280 some tips. 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:01.119 During the year, would love to it would love to 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.200 be on board with your show this year. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:03.520 Guys. 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.600 So it's so good to have you. Very excited for 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:08.560 twenty twenty three and thanks for having. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:11.320