Speaker 1: Let's go clicking Jack Chrissy's clique. I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson from Saturday Night Live and that great film
Speaker 1: I always forget. It's called It's like King. It's not
Speaker 1: King of Queens, but it's something like that. Have you
Speaker 1: seen it? No, do you like Pete Davidson. You would
Speaker 1: love this film. Let me find the name.
Speaker 2: Of the King of Staten Island.
Speaker 1: The King of Staten Island. It is. It has so
Speaker 1: much heart, okay, and it's sort of the story of
Speaker 1: him and his dad, I think, or something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I've seen it twice and it's magic. Anyway. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad that he seems to be back in the headlines
Speaker 1: because I love Pete Davidson. And he sat down and
Speaker 1: caught up with Seth Meyers Seth Myers, and he was
Speaker 1: talking about pets and he doesn't have He sold his
Speaker 1: New York apartment and he's moved into New York State,
Speaker 1: so presumably he's got more room. Anyway, he's asked, does
Speaker 1: he have any pets? You know that he's in a
Speaker 1: bigger place, and he does ish if you count fish
Speaker 1: as pets. But he got this tank in an unusual way.
Speaker 2: I went to rehab. Yeah, for four months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, came back that was just in the living room.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I made that decision when I wasn't really
Speaker 3: paying attention. And then when I got there. When I
Speaker 3: got home, there was like a guy, you know, cleaning it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, it's just like once every
Speaker 3: six months you gotta come by. And he goes, oh no,
Speaker 3: this is like two three times a week for the
Speaker 3: rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Ah. Can you imagine how much that would cost?
Speaker 2: Also, it's like one of these lifes, like these massive
Speaker 2: life size ones.
Speaker 1: It's huge. It's like, you know, an aquarium. It's like
Speaker 1: it's a public aquarium. Yeah. Yeah, it's big.
Speaker 2: It's spooky. I remember as a kid, Dad was considering
Speaker 2: doing that in our house, getting one of those, really,
Speaker 2: and I thought it was the coolest thing. Now thank
Speaker 2: god he didn't. It's so borganic, is it?
Speaker 1: Though? I think it can be done classily.
Speaker 2: Can anymore? I feel like maybe in the early two thousands,
Speaker 2: but now it's like, let's just leave it to like
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurants to do that.
Speaker 1: Yes, and where you choose your crap.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I could never do that. I could never stand at
Speaker 1: a tank and go you. It's like the squid game.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: You you die out of everyone here. It's your time
Speaker 1: to die. Not only are you going to die, I'm
Speaker 1: going to eat you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did exactly that on the Greek Islands last year.
Speaker 2: What did you choose a piece of? Was it like
Speaker 2: lobster or crayfish? Your dad in.
Speaker 1: Parils and whole lobster. You just sweat. It's your time
Speaker 1: to die.
Speaker 2: Papa's hungry you now.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk he is an unusual person, to say the least.
Speaker 1: He bought Twitter. You buy it off.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure it was it a big company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of where we bought it off, but he
Speaker 1: bought it and renamed it x. I think out of
Speaker 1: all the social media platforms, Twitters the most grim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you, Swanny, but I think TikTok
Speaker 2: gives it a run for its money in the comments
Speaker 2: section sometimes, does it? Yeah? With how nasty it gets?
Speaker 1: Yeah ah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: But the Twitter replies are pretty awful too.
Speaker 1: Oh they're terrible anyway. On the On a Reddit thread,
Speaker 1: this girl wants to know am iv poop for breaking
Speaker 1: up with my fiance after he got obsessed with Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: bob sessed. He does a great impersonation of Elon Musk,
Speaker 1: who my mum, Patty Swan Dosh. You wouldn't read about it,
Speaker 1: but it is spot.
Speaker 2: On by way of voice or that, the physicality and
Speaker 2: mannerisms both jack both.
Speaker 1: She really puts it back into it. And the weirdest
Speaker 1: thing is she's not want to impersonator, like she's not.
Speaker 1: That's not one of her gifts, right, she has one
Speaker 1: impression and it is a mask and it's very good.
Speaker 2: I want to see a video of this from Patty
Speaker 2: please maybe, But I think for this person, No, you're
Speaker 2: not the a whole for breaking up with after you
Speaker 2: got obsessed with anyone.
Speaker 1: Mask Like but if you had a boyfriend, who would
Speaker 1: they have to be obsessed with for you to break
Speaker 1: up with them?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't feel that much hate or like that's
Speaker 2: strongly about anyone, Like.
Speaker 1: Well if they what if they love to say Donald
Speaker 1: Trump or no.
Speaker 2: That just fine.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't bother me. I could give you some
Speaker 2: personal names, but I'll do that off there.
Speaker 1: Actually that's more me too. If you like that person,
Speaker 1: you and I will just not get along the Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's talk Gyla Fisher,
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique fait yeah, Isla Fisher quite out notoriously very
Speaker 1: pro has has opened up, as they say in the classics,
Speaker 1: about the split from Alig and Borat creator Sasha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 1: She has said that she never expected her family to
Speaker 1: be separated, but it's working well, okay, which is good.
Speaker 1: That is good, Yeah, better than the alternative. Ama.
Speaker 2: He would have been a tough dude to be married too,
Speaker 2: because there was you know, there'd always be controversy around him.
Speaker 2: He's so polarizing with his characters and stuff, like, I
Speaker 2: feel like she would have copped a lot throughout it.
Speaker 1: And I feel like, because he's so I think living
Speaker 1: with it. I mean, this could be a gross generalization,
Speaker 1: but living with a deeply creative person who's also like
Speaker 1: a social commentator and a comedian and a writer, they're
Speaker 1: often quite complicated characters.
Speaker 2: Agreed, you know, and they're often quite This also is
Speaker 2: a generalization, but they can often be quite dark in
Speaker 2: those normal.
Speaker 1: Moody moody yeah, which you know, as consumers of their art.
Speaker 1: We love because great stuff comes moody, creative people. But
Speaker 1: I reckon to live with that. That wouldn't be That
Speaker 1: wouldn't be the easiest thing.
Speaker 2: Did you ever watch Eiler on Home and Away?
Speaker 1: No? I was always a Neighbours girl, so I never
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Home and Away. I don't
Speaker 1: know the storylines. I know that it's at Summer Bay, obviously,
Speaker 1: but that's about it.
Speaker 2: I loved her character on Home and Away. I remember
Speaker 2: as a kid being introduced to her, like.
Speaker 1: Really, well, what was her character? Why'd you love it?
Speaker 2: Shannon? I think she was just really whimsical and fun,
Speaker 2: and I've always just attached her character to her in
Speaker 2: real life.
Speaker 1: Well, and she also played that sort of character in
Speaker 1: You Know and Get It, Get You in the wedding crashes.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, true.
Speaker 1: Maybe she is quite whimsical in nature. How's this? A
Speaker 1: man presented to hospital with injuries that were similar to
Speaker 1: those sustained in a car crash. The doctor said that
Speaker 1: he's lucky to be alive. So when you see someone
Speaker 1: present like that, you think, oh my god, what has happened?
Speaker 1: Have you smashed into something? How is the other driver
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. No, he tripped over his hairless pet cat.
Speaker 1: You know, one of those one of those sphinx cats.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why the breed of the cat is important.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're slipperier than other cats.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like it because the sphinx you can
Speaker 2: really picture.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could. I don't think I could
Speaker 1: love a cat like that. What do you mean that
Speaker 1: looks about It's not about how they look, it's about
Speaker 1: how they feel. And part of the joy of owning
Speaker 1: something furry, particularly a cat or like my bunnies who
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with, is that you get to feel their
Speaker 1: fur and it's you know, it's good for me and
Speaker 1: it's good for them.
Speaker 2: Whereas this would just be like patting a scroton.
Speaker 1: Yes, and not. Have you ever touched one of these cats?
Speaker 2: No, I haven't. I've touched the other.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, I'm sure you have. They've still got a
Speaker 1: little bit of hair. I know it feels like well,
Speaker 1: not all of them do, but the one that I
Speaker 1: did had just a little bit of hair and it
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, a scrotum, as you said, but
Speaker 1: that had been shaved nine weeks ago. So it was
Speaker 1: sort of coming back all depending on you know, how
Speaker 1: fast it grows, maybe four days ago. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not a pleasant sensation anyway. Chris Rowley from Colts Thorpe
Speaker 1: and Luster Shack said, he's only a baby, and I
Speaker 1: can't remember much. I just remember falling fast. It was
Speaker 1: quick and it was over within seconds, and then I
Speaker 1: was at the bottom of the stars.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd be getting rid of that cat.
Speaker 1: Well, yes you would, because in another sick twist, he
Speaker 1: was lying in a pool of blood. He was discovered
Speaker 1: the next morning and his partner walked in to find
Speaker 1: the cat sitting on his chest. Oh, like, look at it.
Speaker 2: That is us done for this Tuesday. I'll see you
Speaker 2: back in the studio tomorrow.
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