Speaker 1: I want the fairy tale. I want the prince charming.
Speaker 2: She How do I put this? Isn't a fan of
Speaker 2: my kissing.
Speaker 1: Style boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's in
Speaker 1: a trash bin. He's non recyclable. Catching them up.
Speaker 2: I love being love. I love love.
Speaker 3: On today's episode of Where's your Head At, you'll be
Speaker 3: listening to our very first live show.
Speaker 2: We're about to go out. How are you feeling Annah.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling a little bit nervous, but I'm trying to
Speaker 3: channel all of that energy into excitement.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very nervous.
Speaker 4: Our producer and just told us the house is full
Speaker 4: and they're ready to go. So no going back now,
Speaker 4: is there?
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Where's Your Head At is a podcast that talks all
Speaker 3: things relationships, breakups, reality TV, trending shows, and everything in between.
Speaker 4: This is your new go to destination for laughs, gossip,
Speaker 4: intimate details, advice, and much more.
Speaker 1: Welcome to our live show.
Speaker 2: Welcome everyone is such an.
Speaker 4: Honor and humbling tabuel here. We've hit one million streams
Speaker 4: in under one year, so like, what the hell, Let's
Speaker 4: celebrate and get everyone here to celebrate it.
Speaker 2: With us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell on here something, It's so good to see
Speaker 3: you guys here. We were like, I wonder what the
Speaker 3: audience looks like, but they.
Speaker 1: All look so beautiful. So nice to see you guys.
Speaker 2: Sha, a lot of beautiful faces out there.
Speaker 3: So this room specifically has a very special place in
Speaker 3: my heart.
Speaker 1: Matt and I think you know why.
Speaker 2: I know exactly why do you want to tell everyone else?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So this room was the room that I actually met
Speaker 3: Michael in over a year ago. This specific room. So
Speaker 3: Matt and I were hosting Beauty and the Geek here.
Speaker 3: Sophie Monk was on the stage. Michael was standing at
Speaker 3: that bar over there, and I was like, who is
Speaker 3: that guy?
Speaker 4: She saw a tall, handsome, grief man with long hair.
Speaker 4: I was like, I need to get him, and I did.
Speaker 4: She did, She got what she wanted, she saw, she came,
Speaker 4: She conquered.
Speaker 3: Matt gave me one minute on a timer to talk
Speaker 3: to him, and then he was absolutely cock blocking me.
Speaker 1: He was like, let's go hurry up. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had work the next day and I was like,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm over this. You've got one hour.
Speaker 4: I go chat to him, let's do it. Yeah, didn't
Speaker 4: you think I was your boyfriend or something?
Speaker 1: He thought that you're on my ex because you were
Speaker 1: acting like my eggs. It's jealous ex.
Speaker 2: I had places to be, but.
Speaker 1: We are happy to be here. I had a kidney
Speaker 1: infection have had.
Speaker 2: I don't know what a UTI.
Speaker 1: Matt CA's calling it an STD. I'm like, it's not
Speaker 1: an STD now, it's a UTI.
Speaker 2: Isn't it all the same thing. It's all just totally.
Speaker 3: Different, very different. But I was in hospital this time
Speaker 3: last week. So we are excited to be here. We
Speaker 3: didn't think this was going to go ahead at some point, so.
Speaker 4: So we're all happy that we're here. It's all growing
Speaker 4: good and we're live by the way guys. So whenever
Speaker 4: we do a show, Anna and myself we always laugh, geez,
Speaker 4: we always laugh and we're like, you know what, who's
Speaker 4: going to get in trouble this week? Because we're obviously
Speaker 4: so honest on our show about our partners, So we
Speaker 4: always roll a dice and see who's going to get
Speaker 4: in trouble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mainly MAT's the one that's getting in trouble. But
Speaker 3: I think I was in trouble this week. Really stories
Speaker 3: I told her was really what one?
Speaker 2: So I don't want to bring it up. And our
Speaker 2: partners are both in attendance.
Speaker 1: Where's Michael at.
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Where's Magical day Girl? Is she here in the audience?
Speaker 2: Look at that hotty? Gee?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of Jen, you guys were went on a
Speaker 3: couple's trip recently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Jen, myself and her family went to Hamilton Island.
Speaker 4: If you haven't already listened today's episode, make sure you
Speaker 4: listen to it.
Speaker 2: I explain it all.
Speaker 1: I hope you have hadless plug.
Speaker 2: Yes, shameless plug.
Speaker 4: Well, he went on a family trip for the thirtieth
Speaker 4: their twins so Nicki and Jen.
Speaker 1: And Nicky got engaged.
Speaker 2: Yes she did so congratulations.
Speaker 1: Graul, We love to see it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I have a question for you, Matt, because once
Speaker 3: upon a time I dated a twin myself, and I
Speaker 3: know that twins like everything to be equal. If one
Speaker 3: twin does something, the other twin does it too. So
Speaker 3: she's got her ring figure us.
Speaker 1: So the question is, is the pressure on?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say there is no actual pressure. I mean,
Speaker 4: the one rule was I couldn't do anything until Nikki did. So,
Speaker 4: now that that's out of the way. There's nothing stopping me, really,
Speaker 4: so I would to say the pressures there except for
Speaker 4: Jen doing that like staring at me down the hallway
Speaker 4: like this, I know this hand when I wake up
Speaker 4: in the middle of tonight.
Speaker 2: Far from that.
Speaker 4: I'm only kidding. There's no there's no pressure, sure at all.
Speaker 4: We'll just play it by you and see what happens.
Speaker 3: I probably shouldn't have brought it up right now in
Speaker 3: front of all these beautiful people.
Speaker 1: But here we are.
Speaker 2: Now there's some pressure me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we have a jam packed show for you.
Speaker 3: It's going to be heaps of fun. We want you
Speaker 3: guys to get involved and you will be on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's dropping on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: So if you need a bit of extra Dutch courage,
Speaker 3: head over to the bar get a few shots, because we.
Speaker 1: Want you guys to be a part of this podcast.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of opportunities to get involved, so make
Speaker 4: sure you if you have the courage to get up
Speaker 4: here and get involved.
Speaker 3: Well, look, let's jump straight into our first guest. We
Speaker 3: have Love Island Season threes. Aaron Waters here, No.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: That transition ran along smoother and rehearsal.
Speaker 1: I was like, where's the chair.
Speaker 2: Hi, Aaron, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Aaron.
Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good. How are you? Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of girls here to see you. I reckon,
Speaker 2: look at him. You're already look at him.
Speaker 1: We've got one in the front. I love that.
Speaker 5: Oh you're waiting to see me?
Speaker 2: Were you.
Speaker 1: Okay? Aaron?
Speaker 3: So we want to ask you. You were on our podcast.
Speaker 3: You're part of the Where's your Head Out?
Speaker 1: Fam? Everyone loved your episode.
Speaker 3: You spilled a lot of tea on Where's your Head Out?
Speaker 3: So we want just as much tea tonight, don't we?
Speaker 1: Everyone? Yeah? Okay, So how was life after Love Island?
Speaker 5: Life's been really good.
Speaker 6: Actually, I've met so many new people and formed so
Speaker 6: many good friendships in the last four it's been crazy,
Speaker 6: and I've moved a lot. I've moved like four times. Yea,
Speaker 6: So it's been nuts. But you know, it's been really good.
Speaker 6: I've loved life in the last selve months.
Speaker 4: So yeah, what made you move to Victoria then? Because
Speaker 4: I saw it on the Gold Coast. You've come from
Speaker 4: Perth originally. What made you settle in Melbourne?
Speaker 6: Well, for me, I never I never planned to move here.
Speaker 6: It wasn't my attention even like three months ago. But
Speaker 6: the Gold Coast was great Queensland. I absolutely loved it,
Speaker 6: was a good lifestyle. But I just think for me
Speaker 6: right now in my life, like I'm twenty four, I
Speaker 6: just want to be in the hustle and bustle. I
Speaker 6: want to be where everything's happening, and in terms of
Speaker 6: like work with modeling and fashion. I just think Melbourne's
Speaker 6: like the place to be for me right now.
Speaker 1: So amazing. We love Melbourne.
Speaker 2: So it's in Melbourne. Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So you were actually with Ryan from your season of
Speaker 3: Love and you guys were living together.
Speaker 1: What happened there?
Speaker 5: I know, nothing happened with Ryan and I. We still talk. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're still we're still friends.
Speaker 6: But I mean, like we're adults at the end of
Speaker 6: the day, you know what I mean. We lived together,
Speaker 6: we spent six months together and coming off the show,
Speaker 6: like I said, I formed like great friendships and stuff
Speaker 6: like that, so Ryan being one of them.
Speaker 5: But yeah, like no bad mud or.
Speaker 2: Anything like that.
Speaker 4: Just Yeah, what about with your ex Jess then that
Speaker 4: you finished with I'm sure everybody wants to know about that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like I've touched on that on my
Speaker 6: socials and you know, on the podcast last time I
Speaker 6: was with you guys, which also thank you for having
Speaker 6: me for that.
Speaker 5: But for me, like, yeah, just me and Jess aren't
Speaker 5: keeping contact.
Speaker 6: I don't feel like it's necessary, you know, like a breakups,
Speaker 6: a breakup. I mean, so, yeah, we just don't talk.
Speaker 6: I don't feel like it's necessary. But yeah, we're sure
Speaker 6: all the best.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, is there any single ladies in the audience tonight?
Speaker 1: Raise your hands?
Speaker 3: I want to see some single ladies pointing your friends
Speaker 3: and barrass.
Speaker 4: Don't just shout your hands up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of motion in the I like it.
Speaker 6: I'm seeing a couple of hands like that, but I'm
Speaker 6: not seeing someone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3: So Aaron, yes, now that we know that there's some
Speaker 3: single ladies here, are you single at the moment?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm single, Yes, I am single. But recently I
Speaker 6: was in a situationship. What I mean, that's what we
Speaker 6: call it nowadays, right, like situation not many people know
Speaker 6: about Actually I haven't actually said that ever.
Speaker 2: What happened with the situationship? Then?
Speaker 4: What makes it a situationship for you? What made it
Speaker 4: a situationship for you?
Speaker 6: Well, you catch feelings, you know, like any sort of
Speaker 6: like quote unquote, it was a relationship quote unquote, you know,
Speaker 6: like you're getting to know someone new, form feelings for him,
Speaker 6: and it was you know, both ways as well. And
Speaker 6: I've felt a lot of things for her, But I
Speaker 6: guess like we started off so well and then it
Speaker 6: got to a point where I felt like my trust
Speaker 6: was broken.
Speaker 5: And for me, that's like a deal breaker.
Speaker 6: You know, once you kind of set or I guess
Speaker 6: you break trust and that communication is broken as well,
Speaker 6: it's like inevitably just going to end up you know
Speaker 6: bad or probably you know, fight about the same sort
Speaker 6: of thing. So it's one of those things that's like
Speaker 6: hard to touch on now.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's just one of those things.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I definitely felt a tope away from it
Speaker 6: for sure, And I haven't spoken about that, but.
Speaker 1: So would you say you're going through a breakout?
Speaker 6: Sorry, Honestly, it's hard to say, like do I sound heartbroken?
Speaker 2: Like you're pretty rad?
Speaker 5: I actually cry myself to sleep every night.
Speaker 6: There nah, But to be completely transparent, yeah, like it
Speaker 6: it's it's tough, you know, because I think with a breakup,
Speaker 6: you break up and you know, the time is done,
Speaker 6: like that's it. But with this, it's like it started
Speaker 6: off so well and it was heading in the right
Speaker 6: direction and for the good reasons, everything felt amazing, and
Speaker 6: then all of a sudden, it was just like cut off.
Speaker 5: So for that, I've never.
Speaker 6: Experienced that before. Last time I felt strong feelings with someone,
Speaker 6: it went further. So for me to just like form
Speaker 6: that quote unquote relationship with somebody and then for that
Speaker 6: just to be like no contact at all, it was
Speaker 6: definitely hard for me. Yeah, Like I mentally had to like,
Speaker 6: you know, recheck myself and be like all right, like
Speaker 6: I'm all good, because it rocks me for sure, and
Speaker 6: I'm not going to just be like.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't care, Like yeah, so yeah, are
Speaker 4: you open to meeting new people?
Speaker 5: I'd say yeah, I'd say open.
Speaker 6: It is probably the best way to put it. I'm
Speaker 6: definitely not out every weekend like mingling and I guess
Speaker 6: like trying to pick up chicks and shit like that.
Speaker 6: I feel like that's like behind me, Like I don't
Speaker 6: really invest into that sort of life style anymore.
Speaker 1: So Yeah, we love that. We respect that.
Speaker 3: Okay, the first episode that we ever put out, like
Speaker 3: the first podcast episode was called dating in twenty twenty
Speaker 3: one is fucked. That was the first thing that man
Speaker 3: I could think of because we were having a tough time.
Speaker 3: So we want to ask you, because obviously we're now
Speaker 3: in relationships. Is dating in twenty twenty two fucked?
Speaker 1: In your opinion?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's stuff I would say, Yeah, it's fucked. Guys,
Speaker 6: don't date just trust me, just just.
Speaker 5: Don't do it.
Speaker 4: Who we also agrees with that, by the way, who
Speaker 4: we also sing agrees it's fucked.
Speaker 1: I do definitely yeah.
Speaker 6: But to be honest though, like that's just our guess perception,
Speaker 6: you know, like if you can sit there and be like, oh,
Speaker 6: dating is fucked, you probably are the person to go
Speaker 6: out every weekend and mingle and you know, probably.
Speaker 5: Not have the right intentions.
Speaker 6: But for me, I would never let anything like that
Speaker 6: kind of hinder who I am as a person. And
Speaker 6: for me, like, you know, I hope one day that
Speaker 6: I can find something that I really like with you know,
Speaker 6: sorry click with But.
Speaker 5: Until then I'm just going to keep being me and
Speaker 5: keep doing my thing. And when it happens, it happens.
Speaker 6: But it's just how you perceive it and how you
Speaker 6: like you know how you look on dating, I guess nowadays,
Speaker 6: but I think nowadays people look at dating like it's.
Speaker 5: Oh, I guess people just have the wrong idea.
Speaker 2: I feel like nowadays, for sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's one thing in a woman that you absolutely,
Speaker 3: one hundred percent need A lot of.
Speaker 2: It is perked up there.
Speaker 6: Again, like I'm just going to be honest with it.
Speaker 6: This is no pun attended, but honestly, I think honestly
Speaker 6: just you know, but just for someone to be themselves
Speaker 6: right and truly just like be grounded with who they
Speaker 6: are and don't be afraid to express that. And that
Speaker 6: goes for anybody. Like I just feel like, if you
Speaker 6: feel something, show it. If you want to say something
Speaker 6: to someone, say it, Like, don't think it's cool to
Speaker 6: be like, oh, I'm going to play hard to get
Speaker 6: oh I have to mirror someone's actions and text a
Speaker 6: certain way or access just be yourself, Like, just be yourself,
Speaker 6: love hard, and whatever you do to do it with
Speaker 6: good intentions and like nothing really bad can come out
Speaker 6: of it. So I think I think if everybody was
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 5: I feel like the world would be a better place
Speaker 5: in dating.
Speaker 2: Well said, fucked well said, and me agree with that.
Speaker 2: We hate games. We hate games, so game.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming to our first live show.
Speaker 3: We really appreciate you. What great advice for you, guys.
Speaker 3: Let's give Aaron a huge round of a floor.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 6: I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Okay, who enjoyed seeing Aaron up here? Who's such a legend.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 2: He's so honest. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4: That's why we got him back on here because that
Speaker 4: first episode we had with him.
Speaker 1: Was just unreal, really good advice. He's really switched on.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. But Matt, Aaron's just gone through
Speaker 1: a situationship.
Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like.
Speaker 3: He looks like he's having a bit of a tough
Speaker 3: time in dating, and we've all been there.
Speaker 1: It's fucked.
Speaker 3: It is so I think the title of this podcast
Speaker 3: that we're recording right now is dating horror Stories, Right.
Speaker 4: It is, too, and we've got some horror stories for
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, do you want to go first with yours?
Speaker 3: I want to go first, but before I start, we
Speaker 3: want to get after we tell ours.
Speaker 1: Three of you on stage.
Speaker 3: We have an amazing prize to the Peninsula Hot Springs
Speaker 3: for two people. It's a dining bay that you guys
Speaker 3: could win. So think about your dating horror stories. Get
Speaker 3: up on stage and it's going to be good.
Speaker 2: But first, so anyone that wants to do it, we'll
Speaker 2: tell you ours first.
Speaker 4: So it makes it a lot easier for you to
Speaker 4: get up you and tell yours.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love the mingle of all the
Speaker 1: dating horror stories that's going on. We know we have them, yes, okay, Matt.
Speaker 3: So I have a lot of dating horror stories, and
Speaker 3: that is the reason we started this podcast because we
Speaker 3: had so many that we were like, we need to
Speaker 3: share this. We need to offload all of these crazy.
Speaker 4: Experiences so make other people feel like they're not alone
Speaker 4: with their horror stories, that we're living it with them,
Speaker 4: We're going through it.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I've got a.
Speaker 3: Lot of dating horror stories from everything from ultimatums to
Speaker 3: guys with girlfriends and literally everything else. There was just
Speaker 3: a moment, but anyway, this dating horror story.
Speaker 1: I met this guy at a bar naturally, naturally as
Speaker 1: you do. He was handsome, tick, he was tall.
Speaker 2: Double tick for Annash, double tick.
Speaker 3: He was super charismatic, but there was something that wasn't
Speaker 3: quite right about him. You know when there's something not
Speaker 3: right about someone and you're like, fuck, I just can't
Speaker 3: put my finger on it.
Speaker 2: A big red flag, but you.
Speaker 1: Didn't know it was a red flag. But I hadn't
Speaker 1: yet worked it out.
Speaker 3: So anyway, basically I was seeing this guy, hadn't yet
Speaker 3: gone on a date with him, but was texting him.
Speaker 3: I'd been texting him for two weeks straight, and he
Speaker 3: asked me, Hey, how's.
Speaker 1: Your day going?
Speaker 2: Was his chat?
Speaker 3: His chat was pretty good, like I have to give
Speaker 3: it to it, but he asked me, how's your day going?
Speaker 1: And I was like, sent him a selfie.
Speaker 3: I was at a modeling shoot, so I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, my hair and makeup, son, might as well
Speaker 3: make good use out of it.
Speaker 2: Was it a lingerie photo shoot?
Speaker 4: No bikini, no, so it was just like a harmless photo.
Speaker 1: I was looking sheep. It was a portman's campaign.
Speaker 3: You must know you probably should have said lingerie would
Speaker 3: have made a bit more. Yeah, But anyway, I sent
Speaker 3: him a photo and I said, what about you?
Speaker 1: What are you up to?
Speaker 2: He sent me, no, that's definitely up.
Speaker 3: He sent me a selfie back, and it wasn't a
Speaker 3: selfie that was a bad thing. It was what was
Speaker 3: in the background of the selfie. So like things that
Speaker 3: you don't want to see in the background of a self.
Speaker 4: Body no, no, no, his girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to see an ext girlfriend. You
Speaker 3: don't want to see a girl in general. Probably you
Speaker 3: don't want to see a wedding ring.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever.
Speaker 4: What do you not want to see in the back
Speaker 4: of a selfie from a guy that you're chatting to?
Speaker 1: Anyone?
Speaker 2: Anyone?
Speaker 1: A penis? Yes, no penises ideally.
Speaker 3: So anyway, I zoomed in to the back of this
Speaker 3: photo and this is where it becomes like serial Killer
Speaker 3: one oh one type ship.
Speaker 1: This guy on his computer desk.
Speaker 3: Had to print it out photo from my Facebook that
Speaker 3: he had stuck to his computer screen. Like that was
Speaker 3: the closest I think I've ever got in a short.
Speaker 4: Crime documentary Hang on, because that's sort of romantic though
Speaker 4: in a way.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, he's clearly in love with you, he
Speaker 2: clearly loves you.
Speaker 3: To appreciate that Matt's doing after not even been on
Speaker 3: one day, we're going to be worried about this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, No, that's pretty creepy. What happened after that?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 1: I loved him?
Speaker 3: I was like, this is I knew there was something
Speaker 3: odd about you. And you know what, women, this is
Speaker 3: a great opportunity for me to remind you to always
Speaker 3: trust your intuition.
Speaker 4: It never lies women's intuition, does it.
Speaker 1: A woman's intuition never lies.
Speaker 3: Okay, Matt, you told me that you have an amazing
Speaker 3: dating story, which I haven't heard yet, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: I'm a little nervous, but I haven't pre approved this,
Speaker 3: but we'll go with it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 4: So, Okay, I was seeing this girl, but maybe like
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks. So we've been on maybe three
Speaker 4: or four days around that I can't remember exactly, and
Speaker 4: it was going well.
Speaker 2: She actually she was a cool chick.
Speaker 4: She had good chats and I was like, so, hey,
Speaker 4: let's go get lunch and she was like, oh not
Speaker 4: right now, I'm getting surgery. And I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: like are you okay? What's the surgery? What's going on?
Speaker 4: And she didn't reply about the surgery. So I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm a good guy. I'm not going to pry. I'm
Speaker 4: not going to be like, what's the surgery. She obviously
Speaker 4: doesn't want to tell me, so I just left it.
Speaker 4: And I left it and I said, hey, when you
Speaker 4: get better and you're filling up to it, let's get
Speaker 4: that lunch. So then maybe a week later, yeah, probably
Speaker 4: like a week later, she messaged me and she's like,
Speaker 4: I'm ready to get that lunch. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 4: all right, so you're well, so I'm like, i'll pick
Speaker 4: you up around whatever time.
Speaker 2: So I've picked her up, she's come to the car.
Speaker 4: She wasn't on crutches, she didn't have her arm in
Speaker 4: a sling, there was no nothing like that. So nothing
Speaker 4: was visually like she'd had surgery. So I was like,
Speaker 4: you know what, I'm not going to pry. It's obviously
Speaker 4: private if you can't see it.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I'll let it.
Speaker 4: I'll leave her to it. So we get to lunch.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful fucking day, and
Speaker 4: we go out.
Speaker 2: So we're sitting outside.
Speaker 4: I ordered the cheeseburger with sweet potato fries, extra gar kaoli.
Speaker 1: I love how we remember the food.
Speaker 2: I get that and then we're sitting there.
Speaker 4: I'm absolutely hoing into this fucking burger given and it's right.
Speaker 4: So I'm eating it and then I look up and
Speaker 4: I look at her chest and there's like a pool
Speaker 4: of water sitting there.
Speaker 1: What do you mean a pool of water?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It was like a pool of water,
Speaker 2: like just dripping there. And I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: what the funk? And I was like, is it raining?
Speaker 4: It's not raining, And I was like, because we're outside,
Speaker 4: I'm looking up, like we're sitting under a fucking gutter
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 2: I was like, what's going on. It turns out I'm
Speaker 2: like what's what's I'm like, what's going on? You're all wet?
Speaker 5: And then.
Speaker 1: He's like I do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, way, yeah, probably was. But I look at it
Speaker 2: and I'm like you're I'm like, you're all wet.
Speaker 4: And then she's like what what and she like looks
Speaker 4: down and she grabs her sy. She's like, oh my
Speaker 4: fucking god, like grabs her face and runs off to
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh. I'm like, well that was weird. I better finish
Speaker 2: this burger. So I keep so I keep eating.
Speaker 4: I'm eating my burger and then she comes and sits
Speaker 4: down and she's like, oh my god, Matt, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's up you? Okay, and she goes, I had a
Speaker 4: face lift a couple of days ago, and the stitches
Speaker 4: have come loose and all the saliva was like drooling
Speaker 4: down her face and like, yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 2: I look.
Speaker 4: Look I'm into some pretty like fucked up shit, Like
Speaker 4: shit gets you know, I can do it, like stuff doesn't.
Speaker 2: Gross me out.
Speaker 4: But I was sort of like, whoa, do you want
Speaker 4: to go back to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on a second. So you're telling me that
Speaker 1: from this, you're telling me.
Speaker 3: That in between date two and three you didn't notice
Speaker 3: a facial difference, and this chick had a facelift.
Speaker 4: I actually had no I I was looking for crutches
Speaker 4: and a cast or something like that. I had no
Speaker 4: idea for real, just now you think about it, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't really remember.
Speaker 3: I wonder like, after you found out that she'd had
Speaker 3: a face list, could you tell she'd had.
Speaker 1: A face list?
Speaker 2: No? Not really.
Speaker 1: Fair enough?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, look that's our dating horror stories.
Speaker 1: We are going to get.
Speaker 3: Aubrey came to come and scout you guys. We want
Speaker 3: we want you guys to win this Peninsula hot springs
Speaker 3: about you for two.
Speaker 1: It's a dine and bathe.
Speaker 3: These are going to be thirty second stories from you, guys,
Speaker 3: so you don't have to find crazy crazy stories.
Speaker 2: Come on, someone, come on, somebody has to come up.
Speaker 7: We need at least three. Come on, okay, go one
Speaker 7: at the back. Oh your gorgeous. I'm excited for this story.
Speaker 7: Please go, come up, Yes, please come up. We need
Speaker 7: one more, one more? Any friends want to dub anyone in? Oh,
Speaker 7: here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh I know this Stava.
Speaker 7: I've met you before at a brunch.
Speaker 8: I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2: Come on going up there.
Speaker 7: She was a great time. This is gonna be a
Speaker 7: good story.
Speaker 8: Sorry.
Speaker 7: Yeah she did the splits. Yeah, yeah, you will be
Speaker 7: doing them again. Thank you. She asked if I want
Speaker 7: to see the splits again, and the answer is yes. Hey, come,
Speaker 7: we're gonna line up here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, chuck it back down.
Speaker 7: I want to look comfy.
Speaker 2: Out of the way.
Speaker 7: Okay, guys, are you ready? Yeah, come come forward, come forward,
Speaker 7: don't be shy, don't.
Speaker 4: Everybody wants to see you are okay?
Speaker 1: Can we have some name?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: What was what was your name? Darling?
Speaker 1: Emma?
Speaker 7: Emma?
Speaker 1: Okay, Emma you have thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Thirty seconds, well yeah, so it doesn't ask me seconds, Yeah, to.
Speaker 1: Tell us you're crazy dating horror.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I don't know if I can get it out in.
Speaker 3: Thirty seconds, like pretty intense.
Speaker 4: Okay, just tell it the way you're going to. We'll
Speaker 4: put the music on if you have to usher you.
Speaker 10: Off, like harving music.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 9: So this guy was like obsessed with me, like be
Speaker 9: like multiple occasions, like devoured his love for me, like
Speaker 9: try to be like, yeah, I'm says with you, I
Speaker 9: want to date you, I love you. It became like
Speaker 9: crazy obsessive. One time he like stuck love courts all
Speaker 9: over my car.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, how did he know where
Speaker 2: you lived?
Speaker 1: Or he knew I lived because we grew up together.
Speaker 11: Oh okay yeah, anyways, that didn't work.
Speaker 1: At his shoes on my porch, That didn't work. That's
Speaker 1: his shoes on your porhood?
Speaker 2: Yeah what size were they trying to make a message?
Speaker 1: Really small?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that didn't work. What an idiot?
Speaker 12: And it was like smacking on the door. I was like,
Speaker 12: let me get my shoes back. Me and my friend
Speaker 12: were hiding in the sheets, were like ship. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 12: gonna blow your house down. Ended up taking your ship
Speaker 12: in my backyard.
Speaker 8: It was like, really insane.
Speaker 1: Did you say he's gonna burn your house down? He
Speaker 1: was gonna burn my house. I was going to burn
Speaker 1: your house down. He's gonna burn my house.
Speaker 12: Instead of burning the house down, he handed just taking
Speaker 12: a ship in.
Speaker 2: My backyard whereout.
Speaker 9: He climbed over the fence which is really high my eye,
Speaker 9: like really hard to get into.
Speaker 10: And then he just took a ship.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, just let me in.
Speaker 2: Present better than your house burning down.
Speaker 3: Always looks on the bright side of life. Wow, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry I had to go through that. That's terrific, intense,
Speaker 3: also great story.
Speaker 4: Because what happened in the end, what happened to him
Speaker 4: block But soon where you live? Did you move or
Speaker 4: do you keep taking ships?
Speaker 10: I was just like, that's enough.
Speaker 1: I'm going to call the police.
Speaker 5: Stopped.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing to do when someone you.
Speaker 2: Know what it does sound romantic.
Speaker 1: House, Please listen to me.
Speaker 9: I tried to palm the love courts off for my
Speaker 9: best friend and she was like, hey, okay, caught.
Speaker 1: Then she had a car accident.
Speaker 11: Bad juju.
Speaker 1: Oh my.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Let's move on.
Speaker 13: I'm Maddie and I know these two lovely people, but
Speaker 13: I don't think I've told either of you this story.
Speaker 13: So I am mortified than I am, but I am
Speaker 13: going to tell you.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 13: I travel a lot with work, and I was in
Speaker 13: Sydney several times during that month, and I had matched
Speaker 13: with this German guy on Tinder and everything was going well.
Speaker 13: We were talking, we planned to meet up. We went
Speaker 13: out for lunch.
Speaker 5: It was a first oh.
Speaker 13: Sorry, second date, second date anyway, So we'd gone out
Speaker 13: for lunch for the second date.
Speaker 5: Everything was going really well.
Speaker 13: Decided to invite him back to my apartment that I
Speaker 13: was renting on the company card. No one tell my wishes,
Speaker 13: and we started hooking up under his pants, huge, absolutely huge,
Speaker 13: right sound.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, trust me. It does get worse.
Speaker 13: It does get a hell of a lot worse. So
Speaker 13: everything's going really well, just a little bit of fun.
Speaker 13: Next minute, you know, like this is a number one
Speaker 13: rule boys, never push a head down, all right, And
Speaker 13: I'm going to tell you exactly why. No, I didn't vomit.
Speaker 13: I didn't vomit. It's much worse than that. It's much
Speaker 13: worse than that. So I was not expecting it, right,
Speaker 13: And I had come up for air and I had
Speaker 13: gone and he had pushed me down. At that point, no,
Speaker 13: I had what I can only describe as an air
Speaker 13: bubble stuck in the middle of my throat and I
Speaker 13: could not breathe.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're in the middle of it, right.
Speaker 13: So I've come up and I'm like losing my absolute shit.
Speaker 7: He is.
Speaker 13: He realizes something is wrong because I am freaking out.
Speaker 13: My eyes are watering, not for a good reason. And
Speaker 13: I have come up and I'm like and I've like
Speaker 13: raced out of the bedroom into the kitchen to try
Speaker 13: and pour myself a glass of water, not helping.
Speaker 5: I'm still I am now turning blue at.
Speaker 13: This point, apparently, and I'm looking at him and he's
Speaker 13: looking at me. We're both butt are naked, by the way.
Speaker 13: The dick is swinging in between the way to the
Speaker 13: kitchen this big german sausage and I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what it was, but it was a lot.
Speaker 13: It was a lot, a foot long sub and I
Speaker 13: am now going blue and I'm like, and he goes,
Speaker 13: do you want me to punch you? And I am like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 13: And in my head. All I'm thinking is I Am
Speaker 13: going to die, and my tombstone that my non no
Speaker 13: is gonna see is just going to say died by dick,
Speaker 13: by dick on.
Speaker 5: The tombstone, the obituary.
Speaker 13: So this guy has now clenched his fist and thrown
Speaker 13: one hell of a punch into my like right underneath
Speaker 13: my rib cage.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was so.
Speaker 13: Bad, and I let out the longest fucking burp you
Speaker 13: have ever heard, and I started breathing again. So not
Speaker 13: so much horror dating story as a horror sex story
Speaker 13: that I will never do again. Never push your head down.
Speaker 5: Boys.
Speaker 2: There you go, there we go.
Speaker 5: We're I can if I went back and.
Speaker 2: I had no bitch.
Speaker 5: I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh god, okay.
Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing. I love it. He's like, don't put my
Speaker 1: last name on there.
Speaker 2: I was like, so what will? What happened with him?
Speaker 2: After that?
Speaker 5: We chatted a few times more.
Speaker 13: I caught up with him the next time I was there,
Speaker 13: and then he moved back to Germany and I was like, well,
Speaker 13: fucking sign up a bitch.
Speaker 5: But that was.
Speaker 3: Good, amazing, love it, Matt, Thanks thank you for that.
Speaker 7: Next story, Who do we have next, what was your name?
Speaker 10: Name is Jay?
Speaker 3: Jay?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 11: I actually wasn't going to talk about this, but Aaron's
Speaker 11: forced me to because apparently it's an all right one.
Speaker 4: So you could follow nearly dying and a ship in
Speaker 4: your backyard.
Speaker 11: You hadn't heard those ones before this, so it's just
Speaker 11: going to be shit. But I'm not intended. So I
Speaker 11: used to live in Bali. I lived in Bali for
Speaker 11: two years and while I was there, I dated a lot,
Speaker 11: and I got to the point where I was like,
Speaker 11: I fucking hate this shit. I hate dating, Like the
Speaker 11: men here are so bad because the expats they fly
Speaker 11: in and fly out and you're always meeting new people
Speaker 11: and you can just never form a connection. So I
Speaker 11: was like, you know what, I'm going to start taking
Speaker 11: myself on dates, just me by myself. So I went
Speaker 11: to a restaurant and I walked in and I said,
Speaker 11: just a table for one, please, and they said, no worries,
Speaker 11: just stand over there, We've got to get a table
Speaker 11: ready for you. And while I was standing there, this beautiful,
Speaker 11: tall brunette man walks towards me the brightest blue eyes
Speaker 11: I've ever seen in my life. I'm like hello, and
Speaker 11: I just smiled at him and looked away. I knew
Speaker 11: why I was there tonight, and that was for me,
Speaker 11: so I wasn't going to talk to him. And then
Speaker 11: when he went to the front, he said the same thing.
Speaker 11: He said, Hey, I'd love to get a table for myself,
Speaker 11: and they said how many people? He said, yes, for me,
Speaker 11: and they were like, oh, can you just stand next
Speaker 11: to her. We need to find tables for one because
Speaker 11: we really do two, three plus us and then they.
Speaker 1: Came out like a romance story. I'm like, just slave.
Speaker 11: And then the server came over to us and said, look,
Speaker 11: we've only got tables for two plus. You're going to
Speaker 11: be waiting ten to fifteen minutes. Is that okay? And
Speaker 11: then he looks at me and just goes, why don't
Speaker 11: we just get a table together? And I'm like, yes, sure,
Speaker 11: why not? You know, let's do a fuck it. We
Speaker 11: sit down, we have the most beautiful dinner and drinks,
Speaker 11: and we get a bit drunk. We go along the
Speaker 11: beach and we dance all night, and we go back
Speaker 11: to his and do the things. No, none of that
Speaker 11: what happened with you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: I didn't. I didn't almost die, But it was beautiful.
Speaker 11: We woke up in the morning and we were just
Speaker 11: kind of like, well, I said to him, what do
Speaker 11: you want to do today? He said, I'm flying home.
Speaker 11: I said, oh shit, okay, all right, that's cool. We've
Speaker 11: had an amazing time. It was such a beautiful connection.
Speaker 11: So I said, he said, you're living in BALI right.
Speaker 11: I said yes. He said, when I'm back, let's catch up.
Speaker 11: I said, no, worries. What's your Instagram? He goes, I
Speaker 11: don't have Instagram. I don't do social media.
Speaker 2: Red flag. So I was like, okay or a green flag.
Speaker 1: Just just depends.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 11: And I said, well, okay, do you have Facebook? He
Speaker 11: said no, I don't have Facebook.
Speaker 10: And said What'sapp?
Speaker 11: And he goes, yes, I have WhatsApp. He adds me.
Speaker 11: We exchange names, all of that stuff. We start talking.
Speaker 11: A few days later, I'm speaking to one of my
Speaker 11: guy friends from Balley and I say I told him
Speaker 11: all about this guy beautiful blue eyes and he goes
Speaker 11: English accent. He said, yeah, he goes rugby player. I said, yeah,
Speaker 11: he's like left about a week ago. I said yeah.
Speaker 11: He's like, that's not so and so. That's so and
Speaker 11: so and he has a wife and I was like,
Speaker 11: oh mortified.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 11: I felt so bad for her. But then I was
Speaker 11: just like, what how has just happened? Like to have
Speaker 11: a connection and then to be like, you're not even
Speaker 11: the person on you?
Speaker 2: So that was that? Was he there with his wife
Speaker 2: or by himself?
Speaker 11: As far as I know, he was by himself.
Speaker 1: Wow, you poor Sea. I hate when men in these positions.
Speaker 1: Did you tell the why? If I have to? I
Speaker 1: couldn't find her?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 11: So yeah, I didn't know what was going on. I
Speaker 11: couldn't find his facebook. This guy that I was friends
Speaker 11: with left the next day, but before I even kind
Speaker 11: of forward it through to be like, okay, these are
Speaker 11: the next steps and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that guys kick him off the stage. Okay,
Speaker 3: so those were the three dating horror stories, and we
Speaker 3: want you guys to decide who wins.
Speaker 10: So I think we're going to do a cheer.
Speaker 4: Let's just have a chat first, who where you think
Speaker 4: is going to win? I reckon that Emma's was pretty ship.
Speaker 2: But then.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, guys, we're going to get you guys
Speaker 4: to vote a right, give it up if you think
Speaker 4: Emma has.
Speaker 2: The horror.
Speaker 3: Okay, give it up if you think Matt is the winner.
Speaker 1: You have to die to win around here, death by
Speaker 1: Dick won it.
Speaker 2: And now should we Is it unanimous or should we no?
Speaker 2: J come? Okay, cheer if you think Jay's going to win.
Speaker 1: Nah, I think you are the winner. You win the
Speaker 1: Peninsula Hot Springs tickets.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Thank you so much, guys appreciating.
Speaker 2: All right, So how about those dating horror stories?
Speaker 1: Anna, we thought hells were bad fun. We weren't even
Speaker 1: touching the surface, were we.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we those were some horror dating stories. But Anna,
Speaker 4: let's make a real good dating story here tonight.
Speaker 2: What are you reading?
Speaker 8: I think?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: What do we think?
Speaker 3: Should we make a couple? Where's your head at couple?
Speaker 2: Okay? So put your hands up. If you are a
Speaker 2: single lady in the.
Speaker 3: Audience, there's a lot okay, before we get the single
Speaker 3: ladies up, I think it's time to welcome our next guest.
Speaker 2: Okay, shall we give him a hint before we do it?
Speaker 2: What the game is called?
Speaker 1: Okay, dating at first sight?
Speaker 4: So for everyone that's slow, that's a play. I'm married
Speaker 4: at first sie.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So okay, let's welcome our next guest to the stage.
Speaker 3: It's Jackson from that please from Please, Hey Jackson, Hey,
Speaker 3: how you going? So?
Speaker 1: How long have you been single for now?
Speaker 2: Just a little bit over a month?
Speaker 1: How's it going? How's single life?
Speaker 2: I've just been enjoying my time.
Speaker 5: Honest.
Speaker 4: What happened between you and Olivia? Then you guys finished
Speaker 4: maths together? You guys seemed pretty happy. What happened?
Speaker 14: Look to be honest, if you just grew apart, there's
Speaker 14: nothing more to it.
Speaker 2: That's it. So no tea, come on, give us something.
Speaker 1: That's literally all I got.
Speaker 2: That's what happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, we like it.
Speaker 3: We like it, Sibyl ud amicable.
Speaker 2: He knows better than just say.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we are gonna say Jackson up.
Speaker 1: Since he's newly single and on the market, he's an
Speaker 1: eligible bachelor with three ladies. So Matt is going to
Speaker 1: blindfold Jackson and I'm.
Speaker 3: Going to have a look for some single ladies in
Speaker 3: the audience. Okay, okay, ladies, who's single? I want to
Speaker 3: see your hands up? Who wants to date Jackson?
Speaker 1: Do you want to come on? Would you guys?
Speaker 8: Come on?
Speaker 1: Come on up? Laura, Yeah, come up, come on up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're all fuck is there anyone. Is
Speaker 2: there anyone else that wants to one extra? Maybe? Look,
Speaker 2: there's some people putting their hands up. We may as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Jackson is fully blindfolded up here, he cannot
Speaker 4: see anything. How many fingers am I holding up? That
Speaker 4: was a fluke? That was a fluke? How many? Now
Speaker 4: can you see?
Speaker 2: All right? All right now?
Speaker 4: How many fingers I'm holding up? Okay, you definitely can't
Speaker 4: see now?
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, let's introduce the ladies.
Speaker 1: Who do I have here?
Speaker 10: Taylor?
Speaker 1: Hi? Kayler? Who we have here?
Speaker 10: Chelsea?
Speaker 3: So we have Kayler, Chelsea, Laura, Laura, Jamie and Jamie Kayler, Chelsea, Laura, Jamie.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Jackson, who do you like the sound off
Speaker 4: from their names alone?
Speaker 14: I'm terrible with names, so I've already forgotten to be honest, I.
Speaker 1: Was about to say, y ABCD? Is that easier?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do your girls mind being called ab being.
Speaker 3: Called ABCD for the sake of Jackson and names? Okay,
Speaker 3: so we're gonna go a B C D. So we'll
Speaker 3: get you to say, hey, Jackson, So we have a.
Speaker 10: Hey Jackson, Hey Jackson, c Hey Jackson.
Speaker 1: I can't do my ALP for that episode of Mistake D.
Speaker 4: Hey Jackson, Okay, so off that, Hey Jackson, who do
Speaker 4: you reckons?
Speaker 2: The early front runner?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to say, okay.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I've got some questions for you to ask Jackson.
Speaker 2: Such a cheap gag.
Speaker 4: Sorry, can you please ask him? How would your mom
Speaker 4: describe you?
Speaker 2: How would your mom describe you?
Speaker 1: Okay? How would your mom describe you? A?
Speaker 10: The lost cause.
Speaker 5: Love?
Speaker 1: How would your mom describe you? B? High maintenance love it?
Speaker 2: Admit to that?
Speaker 1: I do, I know that, definitely admit to that. Okay.
Speaker 1: How would your mom describe you? See A big hut
Speaker 1: ah love that? How would your mom describe you? D?
Speaker 8: Harder than genuine?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: So this is where it gets brutal and can leave
Speaker 4: one of you girls very heartbroken.
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry in.
Speaker 1: Advance, but you can't take it personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah he can't.
Speaker 4: Like Yeah, Jackson, who would you like to dump from
Speaker 4: the stage here tonight?
Speaker 14: I'm gonna go against my first word, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: She was out in front early and she's just seen
Speaker 4: absolutely dumped.
Speaker 2: Sorry, thank you for coming around before as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we have B C and D. Let's go
Speaker 1: into the next question.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'd like you to ask him what gives you?
Speaker 2: What gives you the IgG B?
Speaker 1: What gives you the egg?
Speaker 10: Only fans?
Speaker 4: I would like to mention as well, where can you
Speaker 4: find your only fans out?
Speaker 2: Jackson? Just look at the Lincoln bio. You'll find it.
Speaker 4: He's looking pretty bad if you haven't seen any stories.
Speaker 2: So get on that, ladies, that was savage.
Speaker 1: What gives you the ink?
Speaker 3: See someone who can't make eye contact?
Speaker 2: Gee? Is you're not doing good?
Speaker 1: What gives you the what gives you the ink?
Speaker 8: D I'm gonna say leaving the toilet seat?
Speaker 1: Amen to that?
Speaker 2: Do you do that? No? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 4: He was raised right roder gentleman. Okay, do we dumb
Speaker 4: one or do we ask another question?
Speaker 2: You're ready to dumb another question?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, you know what, let's do another question? Why
Speaker 2: should I date you? Why should I date you? She's
Speaker 2: on the spot?
Speaker 1: Why should I date you?
Speaker 10: I paid twelve dollars to subscribed to here.
Speaker 7: She goes?
Speaker 1: My price?
Speaker 2: Is the content worth that twelve dollars?
Speaker 1: Why should Jackson date you? See? I love cricket, love
Speaker 1: that he's that? Why should Jackson date you?
Speaker 8: D why shouldn't you date me? O?
Speaker 1: That is that he like that?
Speaker 4: Okay, after those answers, you have to dump one of
Speaker 4: these beautiful women from the stage again and break one
Speaker 4: of their hearts and send them home broken hearted, send
Speaker 4: them back to send them back? Okay, would you like
Speaker 4: some time to think?
Speaker 14: Very difficult, I mean, be sending a lot of mixed signals.
Speaker 2: Likestic though, I mean it's.
Speaker 14: Keeping me intrigue. So D's got a bit of cockiness
Speaker 14: about us, so that's always good and hang right, b yeah,
Speaker 14: and see I don't like cricket.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Ah, so see you Stump.
Speaker 1: From the island.
Speaker 2: Thank you for joining.
Speaker 1: Us the island, the stage.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know where I am. Okay, swe we have two
Speaker 1: ladies left.
Speaker 2: Should we ask their names? Now? It's not too hard
Speaker 2: to remember.
Speaker 1: Too, So it's ChEls Chelsea and Jamie.
Speaker 2: Got Chelsea and Jamie.
Speaker 1: Chelsea and Jamie? Okay, okay, ladies, all right?
Speaker 4: Does anyone have a question that Jackson should ask him?
Speaker 2: You can't put your hand up for a month.
Speaker 3: Let your love have a guy perfect day, that's.
Speaker 2: I think, Okay, ask him what they're perfect day is?
Speaker 5: What would your perfect date?
Speaker 1: Be Okay, Elsea, what's your perfect date?
Speaker 7: I reckon red wine, cheese platter, a movie, and then
Speaker 7: maybe a quick video?
Speaker 1: Unreal?
Speaker 4: What make one for his only fans?
Speaker 2: Quick video?
Speaker 7: Get with it, mate, get with it?
Speaker 1: Jamie, what's your perfect date?
Speaker 8: I'm going to say drinks by the Sunset?
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jackson, it's over to you. You're not allowed to
Speaker 3: take your blindfold off.
Speaker 1: When you choose your winner.
Speaker 4: Fy I, do you want to ask them another question.
Speaker 2: Top of your head?
Speaker 11: For?
Speaker 1: What AFL team do you go for? Chelsea Giants? Okay,
Speaker 1: what a f L team do you go for?
Speaker 8: Jamie rich Man?
Speaker 3: Okay, Jackson, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea wins.
Speaker 4: Chelsea's won back.
Speaker 2: Oh so she's dumped.
Speaker 1: So Chelsea's dumbs Chelsea's dumbed.
Speaker 2: That defeats what we're doing here.
Speaker 1: We need we need clarification here. Who's dumped?
Speaker 2: Jamie said Richmond. She yeah, so she's dumped.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jamie's dumb. Sorry Jamie, so close yet so far? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to get you to stand.
Speaker 10: Just looking.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you guys have obviously seen Jackson on Married
Speaker 4: at First Sight. You're about to see him on dating
Speaker 4: at first sight. So what we've done is we've put
Speaker 4: a drink at the bar for them.
Speaker 2: You can help yourself.
Speaker 4: They're on us beer and winees only, no spirits.
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, So okay, these two are about to meet
Speaker 3: for the first time. Amber, our producer has a date organized.
Speaker 1: Up the back for them. Jackson, Are you ready, Bay,
Speaker 1: Let's do three two one.
Speaker 4: Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kisses.
Speaker 1: Go, guys.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, we've got our first.
Speaker 1: Where's your head at?
Speaker 11: Coup?
Speaker 2: I just I might hold just hold this money.
Speaker 1: Look at them getting all cozy back there. You know,
Speaker 1: since we started this.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Matt and I were like, we just want to
Speaker 3: have a where's your head at?
Speaker 1: Couple? So, I mean we had to do it, didn't.
Speaker 2: We We did, didn't we? Look?
Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, sorry, all right, let's let them be.
Speaker 2: Let's let them be. Fucking nick all right, it's that
Speaker 2: what times, you, donna.
Speaker 1: It's our favorite time of the show.
Speaker 4: It's where we ask you to ask us where our
Speaker 4: heads are at.
Speaker 3: Okay, but this time for the live show, we are
Speaker 3: gonna make it truth or shot. So and brow producer
Speaker 3: is bringing some shots to us. You guys have the
Speaker 3: chance to ask us whatever you want. It can be savage,
Speaker 3: it can be ruthless. Ask us anything, and if we
Speaker 3: don't want to answer, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Have to drink a shot. Okay, Aubrey have it's gonna
Speaker 1: come around. She's gonna find someone to ask a question.
Speaker 1: So raise your head if you have a question. Oh, come,
Speaker 1: got a question?
Speaker 7: That is easy?
Speaker 2: Hang on a second, hang on here, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: knowice for me. So let me just hit the table.
Speaker 1: No you can't.
Speaker 3: My Matt's running off the stage now that can's asking
Speaker 3: a question.
Speaker 2: He's like, hell, no, hey Matt, yes, Cahn, how are
Speaker 2: you dull good? How are you? Thank you for halling me?
Speaker 13: So the question is I actually think I know whose
Speaker 13: face leaked?
Speaker 2: Give me the name. That's not a question. No, give
Speaker 2: me the name.
Speaker 1: That's the question.
Speaker 5: What was her name?
Speaker 1: You have to take a shot?
Speaker 2: Go on, that's a shot. That's a good question. Who
Speaker 2: do you think it is? It's not my game, it's
Speaker 2: your game.
Speaker 1: Can is this savage? Matt? Do you get to do
Speaker 1: that shot as your co hoes? I'm saying to your.
Speaker 2: Shot wants who wants to know the name? Fuck? It was?
Speaker 2: Was it right?
Speaker 5: Was that?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 7: You thought it was No, I just wanted to you
Speaker 7: had no idea?
Speaker 2: Actually was I thought that you all that?
Speaker 3: Okay, truth all shot has gone up to a really
Speaker 3: strong start, very strong start.
Speaker 7: Any other questions? Come on?
Speaker 3: Come on, okay, guys, questions, we will questions.
Speaker 1: You can ask us anything at all.
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, come on?
Speaker 1: What about someone down the back over there? Surely you
Speaker 1: guys have a question anyone.
Speaker 7: Well, I'll do a question while other people get more confident. Oh,
Speaker 7: we do have one in the back. I'm going to
Speaker 7: go there. My question is Sorry, this one to Matthew
Speaker 7: as well. Sorry.
Speaker 3: He's very honest, so I mean I'd ask him a
Speaker 3: question too.
Speaker 7: Matthew, have you ever been in an orgy? And an orgy?
Speaker 2: Do you define an orgy more than three?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 10: Okay, cute?
Speaker 7: Do you want to No? Don't kidding?
Speaker 1: Get okay, I got a question.
Speaker 2: I got a question.
Speaker 12: Hello, would you rather have sex with your ex or
Speaker 12: your ex's best friend?
Speaker 1: Who's this for both of you?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I think we're both. We need both for this.
Speaker 3: I mean, I prefer to have sex with Michaels, but
Speaker 3: I would prefer to have sex with my ex's best friend.
Speaker 1: Over my ex.
Speaker 3: If I have to pick, no, not that best friend?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where would you prefer from?
Speaker 2: Definitely the friend?
Speaker 1: Definitely the friends are the questions? Let's do a couple
Speaker 1: more questions. Okay, you might have already answered this in
Speaker 1: your episode, but what is your body count?
Speaker 5: Both of you.
Speaker 7: Body count? Yes?
Speaker 1: Can I say what it's under? Does that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I don't really know, Like I don't have a list.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I probably should have done that shot. I actually
Speaker 4: don't know, so it was more dramatic.
Speaker 1: It's under twenty over fifteen.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 1: It's not an answer counter shot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you may as well. Do we have any other questions?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hello, there's some more.
Speaker 3: Questions coming, Anna, Anna, who was your favorite X?
Speaker 7: And why fuck he's a juicy You.
Speaker 2: Didn't think about this, did we? Here?
Speaker 1: We didn't think this through.
Speaker 3: My favorite ex would be probably Nat who was my
Speaker 3: six year relationship because he was a non cheating, non
Speaker 3: toxic X.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the question.
Speaker 2: Anymore?
Speaker 10: Have you guys ever broken the law?
Speaker 11: I've been arrested, Like.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like a law law like I got it.
Speaker 1: It was a fake law who wasn't a real law?
Speaker 4: I got arrested in customs in London for like a
Speaker 4: whole day.
Speaker 2: Why I didn't have a visa.
Speaker 4: I was over there modeling in Milan and they arrested
Speaker 4: me on the way through and I spent like a
Speaker 4: whole day in the.
Speaker 2: Slammer in prison.
Speaker 1: He's a badass.
Speaker 2: I found a lot out about myself in that jail.
Speaker 7: Yes, And were you going to answer that one as well?
Speaker 7: I'm going to do a shot.
Speaker 1: I have not broken the law. Yeah, I'm not that exciting.
Speaker 7: Okay, next question.
Speaker 2: Most embarrassing moment, oh mate, this right.
Speaker 1: Here about ten seconds ago when we answered that question.
Speaker 2: Oh, I reckon.
Speaker 3: My most embarrassing moment was when I was in a
Speaker 3: like full gym full of people and I was running
Speaker 3: on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: And I fully like fell off the treadmill running at
Speaker 1: like level fourteen. It was not good. And everyone was
Speaker 1: like and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh it was not good. Yeah, I wouldn't know
Speaker 2: what mine is. I've had so many, haven't.
Speaker 1: I She probably buried them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, jeez, good question, though.
Speaker 1: Nervous.
Speaker 15: Just say, okay, well I've had a bit of red wine,
Speaker 15: so there with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 15: So you guys, not to blame you, but he just
Speaker 15: kind of instigated me breaking up with my boyfriend of
Speaker 15: nine years.
Speaker 1: But I love you, guys. I'm so sorry. I'm going
Speaker 1: to start there.
Speaker 15: Actually Matt in particular, So when I started listening, I
Speaker 15: was like, oh my god, you you sounded so emotionally mature.
Speaker 15: And I was like, oh my god, you have these
Speaker 15: thoughts and feelings, and I was like, the men actually
Speaker 15: exist like this.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 15: So I broke up with him, But what I was
Speaker 15: thinking was do you think I did the right thing?
Speaker 15: So basically went to the other nine years. We never
Speaker 15: moved on forward, never lived together, nothing. He just lived
Speaker 15: with his mom, like he didn't really like, he sort
Speaker 15: of quit his job, didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: I have my missress.
Speaker 11: He just did nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was just always miserable.
Speaker 15: And then when I started listening to your podcast, and
Speaker 15: he's like, you gotta get yourself out there if you're
Speaker 15: not happy, do you? And I was like, yes, I've
Speaker 15: got to do me. So do you think I did
Speaker 15: the right thing?
Speaker 1: I think he did the right thing. Absolutely, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think relationships are all about progression.
Speaker 3: If you're with someone for nine years and it doesn't
Speaker 3: feel like it's going anywhere and it's like kind of stunted.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, I'm sorry, But also I think it could
Speaker 1: have been the right decisions. Trust in yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and guys like me, aren't that We're pretty rare.
Speaker 4: So sorry, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: He's one of the kind. We got a question here,
Speaker 1: that's all right, and now this is for you.
Speaker 11: Yes, is there anything that you see in Matt that
Speaker 11: you want Michael to have?
Speaker 1: No personality?
Speaker 11: All looks not that Michael doesn't have.
Speaker 10: Where's Michael?
Speaker 1: Is he hearing this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I would say though, I would say though that Michael
Speaker 3: and Nat are actually really similar. It's just that Michael's
Speaker 3: thirty four and probably has a lot more life experience than.
Speaker 1: Not like not saying that.
Speaker 3: All I'm trying to say is I feel like they
Speaker 3: are a little bit similar. Do I wish that Michael
Speaker 3: had something that Matt has?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Like, No, Michael's perfect.
Speaker 2: Is trying to say.
Speaker 4: She says that we're she said this to quite a
Speaker 4: lot of times, that we're a lot of like that.
Speaker 4: You can just tell that Michael's a lot older and
Speaker 4: had a lot more experience in.
Speaker 2: Life, more mature. A nice way of saying mature, you'd hope.
Speaker 2: So he's six years older than me.
Speaker 7: Okay, we got to when you're back there, you first.
Speaker 3: So have you guys ever thought about dating each other?
Speaker 7: No, I can tell you this, This is so disy.
Speaker 2: No I have not.
Speaker 4: So there was a bit that they didn't show on
Speaker 4: Love Island where we charted, but then that didn't go
Speaker 4: anywhere when I was too scared of fucking.
Speaker 1: No. No, they're thinking about that. And we are very
Speaker 1: good friends.
Speaker 3: And I know sometimes it's hard to like see like
Speaker 3: a female and male friend as just friends.
Speaker 1: But it's so platonic.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous, like brother and sister.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, we're bigger, we argue like it's platonic.
Speaker 1: It's as platonic as it gets.
Speaker 3: Their and Jen, that's beautiful girlfriend is in the audience
Speaker 3: looking stunning tonight, and they are a perfect match.
Speaker 1: Any other questions.
Speaker 6: Look, I know you both your partners are here tonight,
Speaker 6: But is there anyone in this room that you've slept
Speaker 6: with beside your partners?
Speaker 2: Not that I know of.
Speaker 4: I'm right here, my good friend over there Dale.
Speaker 3: No, no one I've slept with that I can see.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't really see the audience.
Speaker 2: Pass like the bar, not that I can think of. No,
Speaker 2: you can think of.
Speaker 7: Did you have one to cheat?
Speaker 2: Do you have a question? Oh yeah, I don't worry.
Speaker 7: Okay, we go one more.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 11: Have you guys ever cheated on a partner?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said this on the podcast when I was younger.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 7: But I've been cheated looking at now, Oh my god,
Speaker 7: I think.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: Any other anyone else?
Speaker 4: These ones are good. You want us to do the shot,
Speaker 4: you don't want us to answer it.
Speaker 2: I guess of the game.
Speaker 3: We're probably gonna have to share these with everyone after
Speaker 3: they want them. Any other questions, This is the last
Speaker 3: call for questions.
Speaker 7: Yes, the question was can I drink all of those shots?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: Can they? Sorry I made the question what I wanted
Speaker 7: it to be. But can you drink all of those shots?
Speaker 1: I can't because I'm trying to behave the infection. But
Speaker 1: I'm sure Matt will do that.
Speaker 7: I'll do one with you.
Speaker 1: I'll do one with.
Speaker 4: You questions because that's the end of the shot.
Speaker 7: That finishes it. Thank you at these We're pussy Yes, yes,
Speaker 7: oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the questions.
Speaker 3: Guys, as you guys know, it's our first birthday, so
Speaker 3: we had to have a cake.
Speaker 1: This is a risky business. Okay, love it last?
Speaker 2: Happy birthday?
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Speaker 4: So?
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Speaker 3: We really hope that you've enjoyed this show.
Speaker 1: This is our first live show, so.
Speaker 3: Each and every one, if you have a really special
Speaker 3: place in our hearts, you've popped our live show cherry.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we can do a lot more. Keep listening to
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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you so much for coming. It's so humbling
Speaker 4: to see you all here. We honestly, when we were
Speaker 4: decided to a live show, we're like, oh, look, we'll
Speaker 4: get some people there, but it's an absolute honor to
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