Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to the podcast. Hello road crew today.
Speaker 2: You've only got me.
Speaker 3: Jason's gone home sick, Clint has gone to work. You've
Speaker 3: got me, You've got everyone. Introduced yourself to place.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 2: My name is Jenny, Jenny, Jenny microwave Jenny.
Speaker 5: Hello, my name is Lachlan.
Speaker 6: Or is it slippy starting to stick like slippy?
Speaker 7: I'm just Haley.
Speaker 1: Just Tayley.
Speaker 2: Mace is here sharing a microphone with Hailey.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 7: Make Doug here and the big Poppa.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 2: Everyone, No boys, no naughty boys. King Kong's doing. We're doing.
Speaker 2: I can't even speak. We're doing the podcast that King Kong.
Speaker 6: It's not going on today, but you he'll.
Speaker 7: Sit in bed and listen to it.
Speaker 2: It's the sad thing I've ever heard. If he actually
Speaker 2: does that, he will.
Speaker 7: Shout out what you think he listens to the podcast
Speaker 7: because he's not in it. He'll think we're up to
Speaker 7: no good.
Speaker 2: We are, let's get up to.
Speaker 6: We need to leave little easter eggs for him to
Speaker 6: pick up in the podcast and that way.
Speaker 8: But it's not.
Speaker 2: We're not. We're not subtle enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jacolan mace hous the party planning.
Speaker 4: Please update now, hang on, I want to hear the
Speaker 4: easter eggs.
Speaker 7: Go listen to six twenty break this morning, dog.
Speaker 4: Down party planning. He's going really well, I'm getting I'm
Speaker 4: like excited.
Speaker 2: Like so last week I was thirtieth on the weekends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, we're throwing a big what shindig new house.
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this and you went to the
Speaker 2: last place, do not turn up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, no one knows where it is, That's what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: And you're not telling anyone that.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, So last week I was sort of
Speaker 9: passing out a bit. I was like, I feel like
Speaker 9: I just shouldn't have worried because this is just becoming
Speaker 9: a bit of a nightmare.
Speaker 4: And then now I'm excited.
Speaker 2: So you sent out a text saying no still anyone
Speaker 2: have an issue with it now?
Speaker 9: One of the girl, one of my good friends, sent
Speaker 9: back some shoes which were stiletto, but I said, look
Speaker 9: for photos.
Speaker 4: Fine, but I'm putting it like people's I.
Speaker 7: Haven't a question. Can I wear near high boots? But
Speaker 7: like the blockhill?
Speaker 9: Yeah, block hills are fine. Yeah, it's more just they
Speaker 9: didn't want dints in the floor. The letter and look
Speaker 9: if I own the place, whatever, but I don't own the.
Speaker 4: Place, that place.
Speaker 2: Where everyone needs Swiss socks?
Speaker 3: So do we need to go and buys will be provided?
Speaker 3: I know, but I seem to Masie, do I need
Speaker 3: to help contribute to buying one hundred pair off? No?
Speaker 4: I bought them all. There's not going to be one
Speaker 4: hundred people there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the kits.
Speaker 4: I just got aceous ones, white and black perfect.
Speaker 6: Actually I was actually white wan black. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 9: I actually looked into getting mace dog socks the herd
Speaker 9: because I left it too long.
Speaker 2: I was hoping you do Jason Laurence socks and would
Speaker 2: get some.
Speaker 5: Three less than a mill of rain. So you yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, now you've got one hundred of socks with nowhere
Speaker 2: to go, I can give them.
Speaker 7: He wants a pair of socks. Sharp birthday dog, Masug.
Speaker 7: What year are you born in? Thirty years September.
Speaker 5: Day that September years ago today?
Speaker 7: Ninety five?
Speaker 1: Jenny, Yeah, what were you born?
Speaker 7: Ninety nine? My birthday soon guys two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're so old, you just Hayley.
Speaker 5: We're having a party this Saturday.
Speaker 2: You have jas Lawrence.
Speaker 7: It's totally to remember.
Speaker 3: So you're normally on our straight team. Am so what
Speaker 3: it's not called the street team, what's called super? So?
Speaker 2: What do you what does your normal day mean when
Speaker 2: you're supering today? So exciting tomorrow? I'm doing Ready Express.
Speaker 3: So what do you do when you go to shout
Speaker 3: end up three fifty dollars ouches?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure?
Speaker 5: Yeah, correct, waiting for promise if I'm wrong, But you
Speaker 5: were came to gather around because your mum was there,
Speaker 5: who works for an agency? And I drunkenly offered you
Speaker 5: a job on us?
Speaker 3: Is that when you started after broads offered you a
Speaker 3: job after I change different shifts.
Speaker 2: Where were you working before?
Speaker 7: I don't know if I can say you were working
Speaker 7: for Oh did you come from the dark side?
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's a feeling you like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it much more.
Speaker 8: She's in the Nova Colors over Galley.
Speaker 1: Great to see that Brodie followed through.
Speaker 2: I make drunken promises and I never follow through with them.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 6: You can come with the helicopter Jazz.
Speaker 3: There were two people who's fault that was One was
Speaker 3: Paul because he said no there was a seat, but
Speaker 3: they had He didn't tell the pilot, so then they'd
Speaker 3: put fuel in it, and then Brody took his seat.
Speaker 3: I wanted you to have it first, not bros. And
Speaker 3: then Brody sat there like a mute.
Speaker 5: I was just enjoying it.
Speaker 2: No, you weren't. You were so nervous and that you
Speaker 2: were going to get in trouble from Jiz. He didn't
Speaker 2: say word the whole time.
Speaker 5: We actually fairly played off for it, did we not
Speaker 5: his paper rock?
Speaker 7: What about the Moby bit? Boby chime in, he's not listening.
Speaker 2: No, actually, we're going to make Moby place papers wrong.
Speaker 2: And then you were just.
Speaker 6: Well, say, fans, We did play a three way rand
Speaker 6: of rock paper scisors before and Moby was the first loser.
Speaker 3: But before he did that with Moby, he said, so
Speaker 3: sorry if you're just listening to this. Once there was
Speaker 3: a helicopter with two seats on it and there was three.
Speaker 3: There was room for two and there was Jazz, Brody
Speaker 3: and Moby. And then Brody came over to me and said, no,
Speaker 3: it's so fine. I've done Rock paper scis with Moby
Speaker 3: and he's out, so it's just me and Jazz because
Speaker 3: there was two seats.
Speaker 2: And then I asked Moby about it and he goes, no,
Speaker 2: we haven't. I don't know about it. No, you lied,
Speaker 2: and you were like, damn, I feel it. I never
Speaker 2: know to.
Speaker 4: Realize that you'd done movie like that dirty.
Speaker 2: But then we did, and then they did, and.
Speaker 3: Then there were two seats, and then we went to
Speaker 3: get on the helicopter and the pilot said, oh, you
Speaker 3: didn't tell me there's enough seats, but I've refueled, so
Speaker 3: it's full. Then when there's so much fuel, it's all
Speaker 3: based on weight. There was too much fuel to have
Speaker 3: all the passengers based on our weights. So then they
Speaker 3: had to rock paper scissors for who got the one seat.
Speaker 6: But not before the pilot had to ask everybody standing there.
Speaker 3: There wait and I was like, I wait, twelve kills
Speaker 3: and then we realized actually giving the wrong weight.
Speaker 4: She's not saying I didn't actually know that.
Speaker 3: There you go. So there's if it's full of five passengers,
Speaker 3: they will have less fuel in it.
Speaker 10: True on board, Yeah, the people lie about it.
Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah, a private plane.
Speaker 2: But I don't think you would lie about you wait,
Speaker 2: because it's actually safe.
Speaker 5: On a gold trip. Yeah, okay, a gold trip and
Speaker 5: there was all and you had to stand there with
Speaker 5: your back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, there's like a normal commercial airplane. That's where
Speaker 3: you get a weight limit on your land. Not a
Speaker 3: size limit, it's a weight limit with the pilot.
Speaker 8: Good's Alex captain shout out Alex.
Speaker 5: On medical certificates and legal documents they have like doctor
Speaker 5: Brodie Pummel. Do they have Captain James was a title?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you get that?
Speaker 2: Probably?
Speaker 5: I would want captain.
Speaker 8: My name came up as Missus Monroe the other week
Speaker 8: and I was like, I'm not married.
Speaker 2: Where did it come up as missus Monroe?
Speaker 7: I'm not sure.
Speaker 6: Was it on a forum that you input your details?
Speaker 5: Did you make a drunken promise.
Speaker 2: In Vegas? Probably? Then you must married your brother.
Speaker 4: It's mrs, isn't it when you're married?
Speaker 2: That's yeah, it should be am. I telling you if
Speaker 2: I'm single?
Speaker 4: What am I double as?
Speaker 5: Miss?
Speaker 9: So I'm an a miss?
Speaker 3: Like, no, it just means I'm my own name means
Speaker 3: I don't want to say if I'm yeah.
Speaker 5: Miss Actually m I doubles might be under the age
Speaker 5: of eighteen because master is the equivalent for master. Yeahs underage.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 2: So if you get mail, does it say master.
Speaker 5: If you're master?
Speaker 1: Doctor? It was so cool and illegal doccumentary.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't think I even knew that.
Speaker 5: Lauren doesn't know power.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gives away seventeen year old master masters.
Speaker 1: What can around Dublin like I owned the joint?
Speaker 5: Lauren doesn't know for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 8: Lauren doesn't know.
Speaker 5: I can record. That would be very good. I'm sure
Speaker 5: it's just one to something.
Speaker 3: We'll get him to do it. I don't know if
Speaker 3: we need to make a call to the other at
Speaker 3: the moment. I don't know if we need to make
Speaker 3: it to the other side of the world and.
Speaker 2: Be like, can you record this please?
Speaker 5: How did they go down that? Paul couldn't go because
Speaker 5: I was too busy.
Speaker 4: To the yea day.
Speaker 2: He was sick.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to travel to be able side of
Speaker 3: the world for a week. Shout out, Paul's crooked.
Speaker 5: They'll be doing some living over there.
Speaker 2: I imagine everyone in Europe this time of year is
Speaker 2: doing living. Never been I've never been to ib th either.
Speaker 6: Europe.
Speaker 2: I met in Europe, never been to anywhere in Europe.
Speaker 8: No, the UK.
Speaker 5: It's not very good for your healthy.
Speaker 2: Would you want to go to Have you been to America? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm so fixated on New I haven't been to New York.
Speaker 6: Where have you been in New York?
Speaker 5: L a l better than New York.
Speaker 6: Did you go to the I wouldn't know LA for
Speaker 6: the Emmy Awards.
Speaker 7: No, they were in New York. I did not go.
Speaker 7: I had to work.
Speaker 5: What did you go for?
Speaker 2: Jenny did not go my Emmy Awards?
Speaker 6: Where did you go in La?
Speaker 7: Why did I go the Universal's studio? Yeah, brother studio.
Speaker 7: I did the VIP tour. Were you were you? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Uh huh and you got the little lanyard and then
Speaker 8: you but like you go down the little thing and
Speaker 8: then the Jaws scene comes.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You did a back Yeah. I went to San fran
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, San Diego.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, yeah, San Diego.
Speaker 7: Las Vegas is good. But I was sixteen.
Speaker 6: Fifteen.
Speaker 2: Family holiday, there's still lots of fun. You won a holiday?
Speaker 5: Yeah with your mom?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Saturday.
Speaker 1: Do you win the holiday?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: But with my mom?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But we my mom entered a competition literally on like
Speaker 6: a flyer in like a bottle shop. Oh my god,
Speaker 6: like one of those like Brandon, I think it could
Speaker 6: have been like Jenmison might have been the whisky brand
Speaker 6: might have been sponsoring one of the Hollywood award shows
Speaker 6: that were on, and like, you know, as you're passing
Speaker 6: paying for whatever you're paying for, you just like write
Speaker 6: down the email.
Speaker 2: And I've never known anyone that will.
Speaker 1: Feel like it's a scam.
Speaker 6: And then I think, I think the time period of
Speaker 6: when the winner was supposed to be announced and when
Speaker 6: those awards were on passed. And then a month later,
Speaker 6: my mom got a call saying, hey, by the way,
Speaker 6: you entered this competition, the awards have passed. We tried
Speaker 6: to get in contact with the winner who did come first,
Speaker 6: or the first name that was picked out, and they
Speaker 6: didn't answer. We tried, We tried to, We tried to
Speaker 6: call them a million times, email them, backup, contact, like
Speaker 6: to get them.
Speaker 1: There for the award show whatever it was, and we
Speaker 1: couldn't get in touch with them.
Speaker 6: We have to give away this prize legally. We pulled
Speaker 6: out another name and it was your contact. You're around
Speaker 6: to Hollywood for five days, flight accommodation, spending money, limousine,
Speaker 6: university and we've got family over there. So we stayed
Speaker 6: at them for like three weeks and and like just
Speaker 6: extended the holiday and it was amazing.
Speaker 5: If you got that call now you'd think it was
Speaker 5: a schame. You wouldn't even wouldn't you would literally different time.
Speaker 1: It was amazing.
Speaker 5: I actually entered the home lottery once and my ticket
Speaker 5: was eight tickets away from the winning ticket, just not
Speaker 5: close enough.
Speaker 3: Our old pool pool cleaner in Gold Coast won one
Speaker 3: of those five million dollar queens on houses on his own,
Speaker 3: and he just did he stopping that, kept working and
Speaker 3: just lived in his mansion.
Speaker 2: I love that he was like a seventy five year
Speaker 2: old guy lived on his own.
Speaker 3: He's like an older dude, and he won it and
Speaker 3: he was I'm just going to live there, and he
Speaker 3: had this boss mansion.
Speaker 2: And he just kept he just spent his days cleaning.
Speaker 3: People's book He kept working, Yeah, and loved it because
Speaker 3: he liked it young kept them busy, and he was
Speaker 3: literally just going to people's mansions and cleaning pools.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not even family near. He's nice as my mansion.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 2: Probably he didn't have any home, but I'd.
Speaker 7: Like to do that. At seventy five, remember I've become
Speaker 7: a couple.
Speaker 2: Seriously, go and live on the Gold Coast and just
Speaker 2: clean rich papers.
Speaker 7: I need that munch.
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised how much they pay.
Speaker 5: I always tell my daddy needs to go back to work.
Speaker 5: He retired at fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, went back to work. He did when he first
Speaker 2: retired yet because he was just like I am.
Speaker 7: Yeah, d's been doing weird.
Speaker 2: Both my parents must be.
Speaker 5: So I'm trying to He's going to go on the
Speaker 5: board of his golf club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: Go do that stuff, because you need to stop calling me.
Speaker 5: Stop calling me, and no, I can't play golf at
Speaker 5: nine thirty on Tuesday. Actually got a job.
Speaker 2: A yob really gets the way my social life, doesn't
Speaker 2: it make? Then call the yob dies.
Speaker 5: That's Paul Wesley, not school. Sorry. Right.
Speaker 9: Do you know what if I if I ever won
Speaker 9: the lottery, like a big, big sum of it, like
Speaker 9: a big some of it, you must be You wouldn't know,
Speaker 9: but I think you've definitely been.
Speaker 6: He's considering about people wearing stellatas at the pole.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I think I told this story before. But at one
Speaker 10: of my last workplaces, we did like a group lottery thing,
Speaker 10: and the one week where we weren't asked to partake,
Speaker 10: they won.
Speaker 6: You were asked not to partake.
Speaker 10: No, they didn't that so usually they're like, oh, you
Speaker 10: want to chip in for this week's ticket, and that
Speaker 10: week they didn't. So there was a small group of
Speaker 10: us who sat downstairs, and then majority sat upstairs, and
Speaker 10: then everyone up.
Speaker 2: They just won.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did not.
Speaker 10: They invited us to the party to celebrate that they.
Speaker 5: Won the Lotgo how much did they win?
Speaker 10: Look, I think it worked out they got about twenty
Speaker 10: thousand dollars each. Still, so it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Like I was.
Speaker 3: Listening to Christy Swam the other day when Jack Charles's
Speaker 3: flight got canceled or something, and Aaron Rich was on
Speaker 3: each family won the lotto three times?
Speaker 6: A Rich last time?
Speaker 7: Rich Rich?
Speaker 5: He is busy on it.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Rich, we got there, guys.
Speaker 3: He was doing a thing about when people have a
Speaker 3: certain name, does it make you like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I know someone called missus Painter who was an art teacher.
Speaker 3: So it was like, does that influence on real things?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Rich, Grilyn, Hello.
Speaker 3: Did I hear you saying the other day that your
Speaker 3: family won the lotto three times?
Speaker 4: Crap?
Speaker 11: I've said, yeah, my dad want it like three times?
Speaker 7: Yeaharon Rich.
Speaker 1: But he's the thing.
Speaker 11: It was, I'm go, I'm gonna sound really what's the
Speaker 11: word like rich? It was never enough money.
Speaker 7: Why do you win one?
Speaker 2: Do you win three times?
Speaker 7: That's insane?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 11: But dad one when he was like in his twenties
Speaker 11: in like a syndicate at work.
Speaker 7: I can't.
Speaker 11: I don't know about that one. The second one I
Speaker 11: was young, and again it works syndicate. I think he
Speaker 11: won like ten maybe twenty.
Speaker 2: Thousand, like it was like between so many papers.
Speaker 11: Yeah it was, and and the catches. Yeah, this is
Speaker 11: gonna sound really privileged. Every time the next straw happened,
Speaker 11: it was when it was like the Mega one and
Speaker 11: someone had won it, like one one ticket won it,
Speaker 11: but every time he'd want it. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 11: as well and he was as well.
Speaker 5: So it was like split.
Speaker 11: Between twenty people. Need I know one, but I should
Speaker 11: Maybe I should be trying.
Speaker 3: To see I do listen to overall day Christ. I
Speaker 3: was like, there's no way I thought that day.
Speaker 2: That was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: I was like, when I say I'm rich next, I
Speaker 3: need to ask him. I totally forgotten to this very moment.
Speaker 11: I never saw you that cash either. Maybe I should
Speaker 11: be hitting that up for something.
Speaker 2: My dad's got a secret secret Screa.
Speaker 5: Yes, also be telling you kids, yea ten grand?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11: Thought about it.
Speaker 3: Was actually a billionaire and you're just not getting any
Speaker 3: That's what I done grand between many of us.
Speaker 2: That's a great that's that's amazing.
Speaker 6: And will we be getting a second edition of Aaron
Speaker 6: Rich and the Bitch? Another available Chrissy, I'm available was
Speaker 6: grazy Jase is off?
Speaker 3: Well he's gone home sick, so we might have our
Speaker 3: Rich tomorrow and it might be Rich and the Bitch again, and.
Speaker 5: I'm here for it, thank you.
Speaker 2: I know in the middle of the shift we're not off.
Speaker 3: All right? Guy?
Speaker 2: Will everyone get out and get some Vitamin D. It's
Speaker 2: beautiful in Melbourne today.
Speaker 1: Should we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, without chasing because they're not. Yeah, there is there
Speaker 2: one available at what's on?
Speaker 7: You can go downstairs. I know how to do it.
Speaker 2: Is there like there.
Speaker 3: Is there a big drawl coming up thirty million dollars
Speaker 3: this Thursday.
Speaker 1: Should we all go Rich.
Speaker 2: Go down and get a ticket? Should we all put
Speaker 2: in yeah? Put in ten bucks?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Tailey, would you like to use your super open?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Seriously, every whoever transfers me tends. Now I've got cash. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you give me ten, I'll do your tend.
Speaker 3: Your birthday mate for the birthday.
Speaker 1: Might sound and look a little birthday.
Speaker 2: She doesn't.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, yeah, I'll give you.
Speaker 7: That means we must get an expensive ticket.
Speaker 2: So one two, I'm selling it now. You in. Haile
Speaker 2: is in for five six seven. We'll check with mobes.
Speaker 7: Yeah, got seventy.
Speaker 6: Eighty dollars included that.
Speaker 10: He already said he doesn't.
Speaker 7: Want to.
Speaker 2: Please if he's in or out for ten dollars.
Speaker 8: Done sis first in best dress.
Speaker 3: Everyone got my bank details already, Monrose in.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I have to pay idea to
Speaker 2: try casual truth.
Speaker 7: Phillips come the mob.
Speaker 3: Moby here he comes thirty million dollars raor on Thursday
Speaker 3: the board. If they're not here, they can't be in.
Speaker 1: It's like a lot of syndicate.
Speaker 2: Do you want ten dollars?
Speaker 1: I thought it was a crime syndicate?
Speaker 6: Ten dollars?
Speaker 2: A right, guys, we've got eighty bucks.
Speaker 1: And on the crime syndicate.
Speaker 5: Are you in?
Speaker 1: I'll get the details.
Speaker 11: We'll talk about that here.
Speaker 2: I love, we're all doing this. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know the tickets. What might beat?
Speaker 2: Now I'll go get it and I'll bring it straight up.
Speaker 5: How do I find How does the syndicate work? Do
Speaker 5: we all?
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go get an eighty dollar ticket because
Speaker 3: of us putting ten dollars in and then we split
Speaker 3: it nice?
Speaker 2: What can hang on?
Speaker 5: It's not asking me that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sending it to everyone.
Speaker 5: My boys confirms thirty mil.
Speaker 7: That's over over a mill each.
Speaker 1: Three point seven five mil.
Speaker 7: Three point seven five mil, three three.
Speaker 1: Point seven five MILLI.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go greatly.
Speaker 3: I send everyone my details. Pay the ten dollars before.
Speaker 3: Oh hey, I don't have your phone number. Your number,
Speaker 3: so I will give it to you because so I'm sure, Hayley, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I pay the ten dollars by Thursday.
Speaker 7: And we're in three point seventy five mil.
Speaker 2: Example responsibly, I.
Speaker 6: Take like a hundred k, Humble.
Speaker 7: I tell you a hundred bucks, Aaron Rich.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be greed.
Speaker 7: We must go again, all right?
Speaker 2: Everyone?
Speaker 7: Good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well done.
Speaker 5: See when we're rich