Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, melbourn.
Speaker 2: J start your morning the right way, gonna be great.
Speaker 3: God, this is Jason Lauren On No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody. It happened Friday.
Speaker 4: Good morning Melbourne Friday. We finally did it to the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yes, that starting. That is exciting.
Speaker 4: What are you looking at? Clinton?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Today is the what is it? Is it the longest
Speaker 1: still shortest day of the year.
Speaker 4: I think yesterday was the fest Today is.
Speaker 2: The shortest day of the year.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: The shortest of the last?
Speaker 4: The short long sun is up a.
Speaker 1: Lot, the shortest day of the year.
Speaker 4: Did you guys see the moon driving in? And that's
Speaker 4: probably why because the moon is is enormous in the sky.
Speaker 4: It's huge. Did any of our teams see the moon
Speaker 4: coming in?
Speaker 2: You was watching the road as well?
Speaker 5: No, did not see the moon arso was looking at
Speaker 5: the road.
Speaker 4: Anyone see how big the moon was?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Gen z and she drives like shit, so that doesn't
Speaker 2: surprise me.
Speaker 4: I actually did, thank you. Why are you throwing shade
Speaker 4: so early in the morning?
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, old way?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: What's got into you? The moon is enormous. It looks
Speaker 4: absolutely amazing and it is right above. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be the longest show.
Speaker 4: I actually think that there's something wrong with your eyesight
Speaker 4: if you didn't see the moon.
Speaker 2: Who said that? I'm hearing voices.
Speaker 4: Saying gen Z's ship driver for at six o'clock in
Speaker 4: the morning.
Speaker 1: But what does it look like?
Speaker 4: It looks full? Yeah, it looks like a big full
Speaker 4: moon looks enormous.
Speaker 2: I feel like, don't get me wrong, it's beautiful, but
Speaker 2: I feel like when you've seen one moon, you've seen
Speaker 2: them all.
Speaker 4: No, God, you're a misery gup. Honestly, you are a
Speaker 4: misery guts.
Speaker 2: Should we start the show?
Speaker 1: Roll the opener again?
Speaker 2: We're starting the show again. Wow, Good morning, everybody, Happy
Speaker 2: for Friday.
Speaker 4: And as the song says, today is going to be
Speaker 4: greg going.
Speaker 2: To be great.
Speaker 4: To have you seen the moon?
Speaker 2: Moon?
Speaker 4: It's amazing, beautiful. I'm gonna go outside and see Max
Speaker 4: seen it before?
Speaker 2: Blew me away.
Speaker 7: Oh you're so you ruined it.
Speaker 4: I've never seen it before. We can't have you're a
Speaker 4: misery last time.
Speaker 2: Wow, Good morning, everybody, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like we've danced this day before.
Speaker 4: Today's apparently the longest day of the year, Clint shortest God,
Speaker 4: such a shame. The moon isn't out.
Speaker 2: I saw it on the way to work.
Speaker 4: I've seen it heaps of times before. I wouldn't look
Speaker 4: for it, he would I look at a full moon
Speaker 4: when I've seen it before.
Speaker 1: This is going to be a fun day.
Speaker 4: Heaven help if it's ever a sunny, warm and someone says,
Speaker 4: how beautiful is the sun today? I don't take that today.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 4: I was excited. I came in a good mood.
Speaker 2: I'm in a good mood. I'm like, sorry, hey, coming
Speaker 2: up today. Hold lost his lips is on. That's always fun.
Speaker 2: We're going to test out your lip reading ability. It's
Speaker 2: pretty good, Carson, so do I. She is fun.
Speaker 4: Clinton. I went out last night on a schooler. Gracious,
Speaker 4: take a minute. But it was worthwhile, wasn't It.
Speaker 1: Was calves a lot of cars.
Speaker 2: Did you do a road trip to that pizza hut
Speaker 2: that's still standing?
Speaker 4: I wish I did, But it was a beard for
Speaker 4: Italian pizza restaurant?
Speaker 1: Lovely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2: We see your designated driver, he was, yes, you're you're
Speaker 2: handy to have. Now got to imagin another ten days
Speaker 2: and detox and then the detox is over, then the
Speaker 2: party starts. Oh time to buy shares in nightclubs around Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you this is Hozier too sweet to
Speaker 2: kick things off for a Friday. And then I want
Speaker 2: to find out what the hell you two got up
Speaker 2: to last night. You are listening to number one hundred
Speaker 2: morning A lovely.
Speaker 1: Night last night, didn't we Like?
Speaker 4: Yes, we did, Clinton, I went out for dinner just
Speaker 4: you two. No, actually we're invited to a dinner at Rossi,
Speaker 4: which is on Greville Street, and it is so good.
Speaker 4: We went there the other night.
Speaker 2: Red Room don't let you back.
Speaker 4: In, so it's the same guys. You're electric. The club,
Speaker 4: it's like a technicality of going to a club because
Speaker 4: there's like a DJ and there was a DJ, yeah,
Speaker 4: and a disco. But it's really cool. The restaurant, dinner,
Speaker 4: the food back Chapel Street was yesterday Thursday night down
Speaker 4: Gravel Street.
Speaker 2: Heaving like your stake Angerson Bond's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Isn't there one on your side of town? Two? No,
Speaker 4: that's Butcher and var Angerson Bond. Yeah, So we went
Speaker 4: to dinner last night because we got invited to celebrate
Speaker 4: beautiful Joe Hall, who has been at Channel nine for
Speaker 4: forty five years. Forty five forty and Joe was a
Speaker 4: bit of a pioneer for like women in as a newsreader, wasn't.
Speaker 1: She very much?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: She's read on the desk on the weekend. She was
Speaker 1: the weekend newsreader and she was such a.
Speaker 4: First woman in one of those big pictures in the
Speaker 4: reception at Channel nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and you know just scorched the ratings. The
Speaker 1: rating was a ratings machine.
Speaker 4: Okay has had four beautiful kids and continued working. She's
Speaker 4: like for working women. She's a real like powerhouse and
Speaker 4: especially in media Melbourne.
Speaker 1: People grew up with her on the news but.
Speaker 2: Also a nice lady. Nice things about this.
Speaker 4: Show was lovely and someone who has a similar kind
Speaker 4: of grumpy persona like you JS. Tony Jones was there,
Speaker 4: but they've been like family forever.
Speaker 1: Tony made a speech, made a speech.
Speaker 4: It was very funny.
Speaker 2: Tony could be my dad. He might be.
Speaker 1: We should do a DNA test on it.
Speaker 4: Probably brothers more than father son. Tony Jones is that
Speaker 4: he made a very funny speech, didn't he It was.
Speaker 1: Just it was typical Tony just all the gags in
Speaker 1: the world. Very very funny.
Speaker 4: Anyway, at this restaurant, they have like bench seats along
Speaker 4: the wall, so they put all sit on the bench.
Speaker 4: But then they put like a gap in the table
Speaker 4: so if it's a long table, you can get in
Speaker 4: and out. If you're on the bench, have to crawl under.
Speaker 2: We had that the other week. I purposely sat on
Speaker 2: the seat sign because bench seating freaks.
Speaker 1: You don't want everyone to have to get up. Everyone
Speaker 1: happen to sit back.
Speaker 2: Very reminiscent to get up of the footy. Yes, just
Speaker 2: ducking out.
Speaker 4: So these are just like the table, so you have
Speaker 4: to climb underneath.
Speaker 1: Thought, oh yeah, so these are just a little access points,
Speaker 1: sit and out like a little very very thin, very skinny.
Speaker 4: So we walk in, we go and sit down, and
Speaker 4: I don't know why we did the bench seats, given
Speaker 4: that we were going to try and live early because
Speaker 4: we do breakfast radio. It was a very small dinner
Speaker 4: and we stayed till Man and Clint sitting down and
Speaker 4: Tony Jones tries to shuffle in the access point to
Speaker 4: sit next to Clint, but he knocks over. He's big,
Speaker 4: knocks over a full glass of like white wine. All
Speaker 4: over Clint like full blast, like he's coming. It looks like.
Speaker 2: So it looked like pist.
Speaker 1: It looks like I think you might have got a
Speaker 1: snap actually, Lauren and.
Speaker 4: Their I is. Then I was giggling because I was like,
Speaker 4: how's this going to go down? Because it is so
Speaker 4: uncomfortable when we've all done it knock something, you know
Speaker 4: when you knock something over on the table and you
Speaker 4: move like lightning to try and oh pick it up? Sorry,
Speaker 4: so and he just turns around Clint saturated and t
Speaker 4: J there's a photo so ky they are soaky? Yeah,
Speaker 4: yeahs And what did TJ say?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Did I do that?
Speaker 4: Like Steve Herkle And.
Speaker 2: Now this is tough because he's technically your boss.
Speaker 1: I couldn't really fire us.
Speaker 4: I was laughing yours.
Speaker 2: Well if he was, if he was a bit like
Speaker 2: smart ass about it.
Speaker 4: No, he just said did I do that? And Click
Speaker 4: goes yeah, And I was just waiting for him to
Speaker 4: go sorry mate, and he goes oh and just sat down.
Speaker 2: Should you should have done? Like you see, I'm married
Speaker 2: At first sight picked up another glass. I do that.
Speaker 4: We were using all the napkins to try and clean up.
Speaker 4: He was on the other side of the access point
Speaker 4: at the table, so it wasn't on his table. We're
Speaker 4: trying to use the napkins to mop it all up.
Speaker 2: Did you people patting you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, we threw a napkin over.
Speaker 1: His lap though right.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, don't tell me everyone was around.
Speaker 4: You not as sorry, not nothing.
Speaker 1: Jes exactly.
Speaker 4: He passed the ragou No it's saturated.
Speaker 2: Why did you say something?
Speaker 4: I can't believe in him? Say sorry? Mate? He just
Speaker 4: went on with his day.
Speaker 1: Happy forty five years to Joe Hall.
Speaker 2: Has it got a bit of an ass onj because
Speaker 2: you know, we like you go f the but when
Speaker 2: you go through the gap.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, I was like, I'm not getting in
Speaker 4: and out of that access point all night to everyone leaves.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, if my booty knocks over a glass.
Speaker 2: Of ROMs, well, when you said climb under the table,
Speaker 2: laughing stock she's digging a burrow. Good chance I'll be
Speaker 2: stuck under the table anyway.
Speaker 4: It was great, congratulations Joe Hall, John a lotless feed.
Speaker 4: Watching Clint try and only eat the side cellars was
Speaker 4: at a tone restaurant.
Speaker 2: Would have been weird watching him Licky's pants too, he's
Speaker 2: been off the boost for a while. It is just
Speaker 2: gone eleven past six. Gonna check you around the work
Speaker 2: coming up next and then urschel La Carlson joins us
Speaker 2: just after six thirty. Hey, yesterday we headed out to
Speaker 2: frost it. If you're looking for something to do with
Speaker 2: the kids. Actually opens today celebrating Christmas in July with
Speaker 2: for us today Winterest Spectacular. Tickets runs out now from Ticketmaster.
Speaker 4: You can't miss it. It's right under the big Top,
Speaker 4: the old one.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: There were sloping machines.
Speaker 1: What that's good.
Speaker 4: They were singing reindeer.
Speaker 2: There was singing rainy.
Speaker 4: Missus Clare missus Claws was there. She looked, did she
Speaker 4: I didn't check her out, but.
Speaker 2: No, it sounded creepy. I'm just so creepy like she
Speaker 2: looked lovely.
Speaker 4: Lovely is probably.
Speaker 2: I'm not creeping on. I want to.
Speaker 4: So we took some listeners out there for their chance
Speaker 4: to snag a snowman for five thousand dollars. So there
Speaker 4: was a big ball pit, huge like inflatable like slides
Speaker 4: going into it, ladders so we could climb in and
Speaker 4: five four contestants and Jason, who frolicked around like something
Speaker 4: kind of I was going to say whale in the
Speaker 4: ball pit because I was trying to dive in and
Speaker 4: out of the balls.
Speaker 1: Big responsibility.
Speaker 4: He did like a full you know, arms and legs
Speaker 4: out jumping.
Speaker 2: Problem is when I got out of the ball pit,
Speaker 2: the ball pitch, so I taken my shoes off. Big
Speaker 2: boy was out of breath. Yeah, so just done eight understandable.
Speaker 4: Big space did Lauren do?
Speaker 2: She picked my shoes up and threw them back.
Speaker 4: In the ball as far away as I could, and
Speaker 4: they were bury wrong.
Speaker 2: And my shoes with the color as the ball light looks.
Speaker 4: It was great.
Speaker 2: You loved it.
Speaker 4: He was blowing a gale trying to get out of there.
Speaker 2: Got out. I was putting one shoe on, so she
Speaker 2: grabbed the other shoe and.
Speaker 4: Threw it back.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2: Welcome, But five thousands was given away. Important job. I
Speaker 2: need to hide the snowmen back in a set.
Speaker 4: Throw up, Jason, It actually does.
Speaker 2: I dropped it. Here we are at Frosted a Winter
Speaker 2: Spectacular giant novelty check for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Four contestants behind us, who are ready to snag a
Speaker 4: snowman for five k. All they've got to do is
Speaker 4: find the tiny little snowman buried in the ball. Pity
Speaker 4: you guys?
Speaker 8: Ready?
Speaker 2: Are we ready?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: It's three two one, getting there?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Last they've gone the on four's method.
Speaker 2: You know that?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: All right, searching for the snowman.
Speaker 4: All right, everyone is on the all fours at the moment.
Speaker 8: I like this.
Speaker 4: I like what Danny's doing. He's clearing the top layer first.
Speaker 2: Margaret has gone the two feet option and she's just
Speaker 2: throwing the balls with her hands.
Speaker 4: And niece's working the engine. She's gonna conspiral her way in.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Danny's looking for the snowman or
Speaker 2: he's just re channeling his four year old.
Speaker 4: So the way Margaret's going, she's digging.
Speaker 1: And digging in this and.
Speaker 2: All right, they are using hands and feet.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: Oh, it could be under the slides as well.
Speaker 4: It couldn't be absolutely anyway, Hey, loss, you put it in, right, you.
Speaker 2: Put it in? Do you remember what so you put
Speaker 2: it in?
Speaker 4: I had nothing to do with the we're here for
Speaker 4: three days. I am not taking the.
Speaker 2: Blame, all right.
Speaker 4: The way, Margaret City, I can go.
Speaker 2: Deli's got the snowman for a thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: A thousand dollars, right, snowman, come over, I'll.
Speaker 6: Come to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Donny, congratstive made five thousand dollars. Much well done.
Speaker 2: Congratulations very much, thank you. What are we going to
Speaker 2: drop the money on?
Speaker 1: Probably take the young fellow off to a snow holiday,
Speaker 1: I reckon and I hadn't seen snow before, so.
Speaker 2: I'll take you there and have a good time and
Speaker 2: enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: I light loss. He's trying to do a thanks you speech,
Speaker 2: but I can tell he's out absolutely.
Speaker 4: I've also noticed that you're out of breath doing this
Speaker 4: interview because you've worked into the ball pit to get him.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Congratulations five thousand
Speaker 2: b Thank you very much. Guys trying the tinier shower
Speaker 2: at work?
Speaker 4: Oh no, the showers here are glam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as anyone who I've used it.
Speaker 2: It looks nice.
Speaker 1: I used it to wash off my spray t hand.
Speaker 2: Actually looks better than my fresh at home.
Speaker 4: Lovely.
Speaker 2: You know what, that's the one thing I didn't do
Speaker 2: when I bought the house.
Speaker 4: Pressure, the water pressure.
Speaker 2: Very nervous about it because you know those hotels where
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did you check the phone reception?
Speaker 4: Not get any kind of Wi Fi, And.
Speaker 1: It's one thing a lot of people forget to do
Speaker 1: check where they're in a black spot. You could you
Speaker 1: could could be in a black spot.
Speaker 4: Elon muscle, sir, Yeah, you'll help you.
Speaker 2: We're like a McDonald's. We have a sign up. This
Speaker 2: is the WiFi. Can't okay, anybody wants to visit.
Speaker 4: What's your home WiFi called? You have like a you know,
Speaker 4: people have names or they're like Jason Lowe or the
Speaker 4: Hawking's household or no.
Speaker 2: I think I don't think I've changed it exce I
Speaker 2: didn't know how to do.
Speaker 4: Mind tells you like three for well. Am I love
Speaker 4: when I go to get on on the Wi fi
Speaker 4: at home and I see all the neighbors pop up.
Speaker 4: We've all got funny kooky Wi fi names. Don't ask
Speaker 4: a bit disturbing.
Speaker 2: Is That's what we had to be careful with. Hide
Speaker 2: and Seek, Yes, hide and Seek.
Speaker 4: Network inside Info. The printers that we use, I don't
Speaker 4: think we could change them from Nova. That was the issue.
Speaker 4: So it could have come up as nova, but no
Speaker 4: one was close enough. They worked out right, but the
Speaker 4: panic of the text that was the text were amazing.
Speaker 4: They set up a whole off site studio. But the
Speaker 4: one problem they had was changing the name.
Speaker 1: Of the printer.
Speaker 4: I was like, unplug it and plug it in again.
Speaker 4: It's a printer.
Speaker 2: Everything at my house works when you unplug it.
Speaker 4: Every time our Wi Fi goes down and we unplug
Speaker 4: it and plug it back and it works.
Speaker 2: Were you Do you ever blow in the cable.
Speaker 4: Like the old game Boy game?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, wait thirty seconds turn it off a proof
Speaker 2: you're away? Yea, And then you would have paid some
Speaker 2: bloke to come out one hundred bucks caol out if
Speaker 2: you do that.
Speaker 4: Producer is back on the Wi Fi? Do you ever
Speaker 4: what's your WiFi called?
Speaker 9: I won't take credit for this because I said online
Speaker 9: you fly for a Wi Fi?
Speaker 4: I love that stuff, love it?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What's your WiFi called?
Speaker 4: What's your WiFi? Or your air drop? You know, like
Speaker 4: when you're on a plane and you go to air
Speaker 4: drop and you're like, oh, there's so many people so close.
Speaker 4: Has anyone ever air dropped?
Speaker 2: Do you see no I've almost air dropped things accidentally
Speaker 2: to someone else on a plane. It wasn't naughty photos
Speaker 2: up on mine.
Speaker 4: Someone would like to say, and you don't know who
Speaker 4: it is, an air drop and on a plane, and
Speaker 4: I'm excepted no skin. It was going to be nude pictures.
Speaker 4: I was going to see someone naked.
Speaker 2: Spoe up the floor, Sydney.
Speaker 1: Do you know these kids at the airport the other
Speaker 1: day I experienced it. I was waiting to scan my
Speaker 1: boarding pass to get on the plane and they had
Speaker 1: seen that my air drop was on and they were
Speaker 1: sending me photos as I went to scan, so I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, no, no, no, and I just wanted to mess
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: It was rudy, rudy, nerdy pictures as well.
Speaker 4: Message but when you accept it, the picture pops up straight.
Speaker 7: Away as well as it's embarrassing.
Speaker 4: No, I think you need to change your name from
Speaker 4: Clint standing air drop to.
Speaker 2: You can't get a seat on the plane with a
Speaker 2: closeup of a pen.
Speaker 4: Look at the phones people calling for what the name
Speaker 4: of their WiFi? Can we turn to Ben? I love
Speaker 4: this morning, nore like six o'clock hour, You've got to
Speaker 4: run on time. Here we are, hey, Ben, what's your wife?
Speaker 2: I called my WI called my WiFi isn't free?
Speaker 4: Ah? Yeah, Ben, you're already paying for it. Let someone
Speaker 4: else have.
Speaker 2: A own, bold bold statement.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. It's good when you logged into some you
Speaker 4: go to it like an Airbnb or something, and you
Speaker 4: get on and you're longing too someone else's NETFLIXG.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's living and then you look at there recently
Speaker 2: watched and you're like, whoa, there was someone cooked staying
Speaker 2: there before me.
Speaker 4: Don't play a song. Ebony wants to tell us what
Speaker 4: her wifi's Okay, let's go to.
Speaker 7: Money.
Speaker 4: What's your wife?
Speaker 1: I called?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 10: My name is Ebony and I'm a lesbian.
Speaker 11: So our wife my name is Lesbanie.
Speaker 4: We took the call, Ebony.
Speaker 2: That was worth it, LESBIANI love that.
Speaker 9: Our next guest is someone we're often nervous about putting
Speaker 9: on air because.
Speaker 5: Well, she could really say anything.
Speaker 1: For the first time, Netflix has been overtaken in subscribing numbers.
Speaker 12: By special my Only fans.
Speaker 5: She's a South African.
Speaker 1: New Zealander and one of the funniest names of the
Speaker 1: comedy saying please welcome to the shop as hell Cow said, good.
Speaker 4: Morning, Good mon what's happening in downtown Darwin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going out, you're partying, mate, I've already got
Speaker 2: the cut off shorts on.
Speaker 11: You know with the pockets hanging out, you know when
Speaker 11: you go short.
Speaker 13: Yes you're in Melbourne or Sydney.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you go, you know, you cut them down to
Speaker 11: the mid knee almost. But up here you all because
Speaker 11: they can see what's in your pocket.
Speaker 8: That's great.
Speaker 11: So I'm going for breakfast right after this. I can't wine.
Speaker 1: After.
Speaker 4: They have a thing called it's called the Cage of
Speaker 4: Death and you go in this like glass container and
Speaker 4: they lower you into a crocodile cage where they like
Speaker 4: try and eat you. Are you plenty on doing that?
Speaker 11: Listen? You lost me at a thing of death. I
Speaker 11: was like, I'm out.
Speaker 4: And then when I.
Speaker 11: Started going crop glass box of my arms deafer there
Speaker 11: out and then crocodiles, I'm like, I'm on the plane,
Speaker 11: like I'm not anymore.
Speaker 13: We were here, I was here last year at the
Speaker 13: timetime and they go west with the winter and dow
Speaker 13: it which does not exist. And then we went swimming,
Speaker 13: you know, just in like a creek or something, and
Speaker 13: it's really deep and it's beautiful and they go, we
Speaker 13: can only swim this summer the year because of the crocodile.
Speaker 11: But I'm like, it's pretty warm today and they go, yeah,
Speaker 11: but they don't come out and winter. I'm like, what
Speaker 11: if you get a crocodile that's just those from menopause
Speaker 11: and can't fill the the other crocodile. I think a
Speaker 11: liddle ozed crocodile lady to eat as much as the
Speaker 11: young crocodile. Yeah, well, let's just put a glass feeling
Speaker 11: over a crocoile lady.
Speaker 2: It's a good pointsad point. When Lauren did the crocodile
Speaker 2: glass cage and they lowered into the water, can you
Speaker 2: explain to Eshla how you almost got pregnant?
Speaker 4: Well, so there were two crocodiles in there. They're actually
Speaker 4: called cat and Wills, named after the royal family. And
Speaker 4: as they lowered me in, I said, I screamed out
Speaker 4: to my cameraman, is the big crocodile trying to drown
Speaker 4: the little crocodile. It wasn't trying to drown it. They
Speaker 4: were getting sexy in the crop take. And then as
Speaker 4: I was in the water, it went and it was
Speaker 4: like white paintball everywhere.
Speaker 11: Say no more. I've been in a hot tub and
Speaker 11: the shed pool. I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 11: There's a drink with that man.
Speaker 13: You should you should try Can they it for eyeballs
Speaker 13: bleached out?
Speaker 14: Please?
Speaker 2: At that part of the experience anyway, you should try it.
Speaker 2: You love it? You love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are really telling.
Speaker 2: You're able to get tickets through Live Nation or Ashlar
Speaker 2: Carlson dot com. You're coming back to Melbourne?
Speaker 11: Yes, i am because I as you know, I had
Speaker 11: to write off a whole month during the comedy first
Speaker 11: because they had to go make a big budget movie
Speaker 11: in America. But now I'm coming back from doing the Palai.
Speaker 11: I'm trying to catch up, you know, trying.
Speaker 13: To fit City thousand peace.
Speaker 11: Well, it's too nice at the Ballet, so you know
Speaker 11: it's going to be like a clown car.
Speaker 2: And there we bloody love you. We cannot wait for
Speaker 2: you to get back to Melbourne. You can get tickets
Speaker 2: for all the shows. They're on sale Ursula Carson dot com.
Speaker 2: Otherwise go to live nation dot com dot are you hey?
Speaker 2: Thanks for jumping on the phone, mate, And honestly, I
Speaker 2: cannot recommend the crocodile swim more.
Speaker 4: It's great cage your death.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't want to swim with the crocodiles, but
Speaker 11: the young fully of a crocodile.
Speaker 14: Ready to go right.
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Big night, to night, Big night, Jason.
Speaker 12: Taken on the Cat b mc G clash, Big game,
Speaker 12: Huge games, huge game, massive game, enormous game.
Speaker 2: Big issue, what madam mind? Jesu jes Remember his real name?
Speaker 2: Girard Jeremy. So there you.
Speaker 4: At Geelong. The m c G.
Speaker 1: I thought was strictly limited to Jeremy.
Speaker 4: It is je.
Speaker 2: We've had this change. I told you, Gerard, we just
Speaker 2: had this chan he got called so I to me
Speaker 2: it was always jazz, and then he's helped me spell it.
Speaker 4: I spelled it with a J, but Gerard is with
Speaker 4: the G.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But I know it's changing your name.
Speaker 2: But I remember he's helping me buy this house. And
Speaker 2: I've got an email from this Gerard. I'm like, who's
Speaker 2: this Gerard? Can't be well, he's jes to me, he
Speaker 2: has to change. You call him?
Speaker 4: Did he call him?
Speaker 2: His wife called him this is j.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeremy, I assume, so do.
Speaker 2: I call him Jeremy?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 4: No, I don't call him Jeremy.
Speaker 2: What do I call him? Now? G?
Speaker 4: G was up G, but he's me all right.
Speaker 2: From now on he will be referred to as my
Speaker 2: friend g J.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: So G's a huge fan of the Cats.
Speaker 1: Flip Jesus.
Speaker 2: Jess is a massive Cats fan.
Speaker 4: I love the Cats. Great club.
Speaker 2: I was talking to him yesterday and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're in trouble tomorrow night tonight's the school disco for
Speaker 2: who all the kids?
Speaker 4: Both of them.
Speaker 2: There's two seatings. It's like a restaurant.
Speaker 4: No, so there's like, you know, I would never leave.
Speaker 2: I what's so weird? So the preppies till I think
Speaker 2: like year four have like six pm to seven thirty,
Speaker 2: and then it's like lights on in the club, like
Speaker 2: the DJ.
Speaker 4: Stonts, no worse, feeling so bright. I know, we get it.
Speaker 2: That was that little window i'd normally pick up.
Speaker 1: Do they play closing time? They should?
Speaker 2: But lights go on? You see all the kids. Oh
Speaker 2: the lights are on. It's all right, everyone out. The
Speaker 2: older kids are coming in.
Speaker 4: Five and six. If five and six get their.
Speaker 12: Own, yeah, I don't want to hang out with the kids.
Speaker 4: Exactly that You've got what years.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing HARDI and Felix are split
Speaker 2: over the two.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's.
Speaker 2: Right, So my night's not done. I've got to do
Speaker 2: the second seed.
Speaker 4: What time does ses to start? Seven thirty?
Speaker 2: I think like game time? Basically it starts at game time.
Speaker 4: Oh you're not watching the footy or am I? Well,
Speaker 4: you were just in Hide and Seek for a week
Speaker 4: and your wife, Lou had the three kids, so surely
Speaker 4: she gets a night.
Speaker 2: Off exactly, So I am responsible for doing disco pickup.
Speaker 4: So my question how long does a disco go?
Speaker 2: Well, my question is it appropriate for G and I
Speaker 2: to have a few bruiskis in the car and watch
Speaker 2: the footy in the car?
Speaker 4: Why don't you just go to a pub and.
Speaker 2: Watch the footy on the phone?
Speaker 1: I would just go on school ground. You're going to
Speaker 1: sit outside the school watching a mobile phone with a
Speaker 1: couple of beers.
Speaker 4: Why don't you just go to the pub.
Speaker 1: That would look very strong, would be calling the police.
Speaker 4: I leave school grounds. Definitely leave school grounds. But what
Speaker 4: are you going to take an escie?
Speaker 2: I never thought about it.
Speaker 4: Now go to the bar. Parents aren't expected to stay
Speaker 4: during the disco.
Speaker 2: I think it's like only an hour. By the time
Speaker 2: we get to the par you get in there, get
Speaker 2: a bit like, I mean, you know, it's not an hour.
Speaker 4: They're not doing a school disco.
Speaker 2: For one hour's sittings.
Speaker 4: At least it's it's got to be at least you
Speaker 4: can need more details. Get the school email up? What
Speaker 4: time does a disco start and finish?
Speaker 2: I don't I lose on the email. I send them
Speaker 2: to Louis.
Speaker 4: Send it over. Okay, what's lou doing tonight? She's living,
Speaker 4: she's going out a smart woman that time of you.
Speaker 4: I've got a girl's lunch today, though, I am that
Speaker 4: excited about it. So well, you're in the car. I'm
Speaker 4: going to living large with Louis.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, g Flip and I are just going to be sorry.
Speaker 4: Does you have kids at the schooler? Is here just
Speaker 4: going for a car?
Speaker 2: It's at the school? That be weird.
Speaker 4: You're only a what if away from a fun filled
Speaker 4: Queensland getaway, book, accommodation, flights, activities and more on the
Speaker 4: what if?
Speaker 2: That what if?
Speaker 5: It's Ozzie for Charlie trouper day when you're perfect holiday.
Speaker 2: Tell you what a great couple of weeks we have
Speaker 2: had just sending people off on little holidays must have
Speaker 2: been asked, well.
Speaker 4: We can getaways, little getaways? How good?
Speaker 2: Little?
Speaker 4: It is definitely that time of year when people are
Speaker 4: desperate for a break. July burns, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was the big one. Yeah, it was the Bluey getaway.
Speaker 2: This is up in Brisbane. Your chance to go to
Speaker 2: is it Bluey? Well? Blooey world.
Speaker 4: Let's go to a phone Julia from Saint Helena. Good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning. Would you like a little sneaky trip to Queensland?
Speaker 11: Of course I would.
Speaker 4: Do you have do you have any children? Or are
Speaker 4: you a fan of fluor yourself?
Speaker 2: I'm not, but my sister is four.
Speaker 4: Would you like a trip to Blue's house?
Speaker 11: I would?
Speaker 4: Well, congratulations you are the winner of yesterday's trip a day.
Speaker 1: Well aunt Julia worries.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, accommodation and some sunshine heaven.
Speaker 1: Also, I think I was saying yesterday there's this beautiful
Speaker 1: restaurant precinct there opposite Eat Street, with all these food caravans.
Speaker 1: The Crownut ice cream is to die for.
Speaker 12: So good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you been to Eat Street? No, that's great. It's
Speaker 2: all these shipping containers, little desserts, that's what that is.
Speaker 4: I've seen and I don't know it's called eight Street.
Speaker 2: It's unreal.
Speaker 4: I love Brizzy that whole like you know, with a
Speaker 4: color the Khalil.
Speaker 2: I can never say it Klisle.
Speaker 4: I think it's the Khalil Kelisle, that whole precinct there
Speaker 4: with the restaurants and the shops.
Speaker 2: On Monday, a bit if a heads up, we're going
Speaker 2: to be kicking off Novas. Pay your bills, so let's
Speaker 2: be honest. Now more than ever, cost of living is
Speaker 2: through the roof. Bills are adding up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I got my gas bill the other day.
Speaker 4: We've got a gas fire and I've had it on.
Speaker 2: Do you know what when I came gas fires will
Speaker 2: get you.
Speaker 4: We're using that for a.
Speaker 1: Pick you up. Last night I came in that fire.
Speaker 1: I was in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well next time exactly, you need to leave a
Speaker 2: twenty in the bowl.
Speaker 4: When you leave, especially if you sit close, if you
Speaker 4: want a good seat.
Speaker 2: You all right, here's the go All you have to
Speaker 2: do is register your bills via the Nova player app
Speaker 2: and we could be calling you out and paying your
Speaker 2: bills come Monday, So make sure you do that. How
Speaker 2: you coming up on the show. We are going to
Speaker 2: be joined by Tracy Grimshaw a little bit later.
Speaker 4: On of Tracy Grimshaw, she's on that new show Do
Speaker 4: you Want to Live Forever? Do you want to live forever?
Speaker 1: I think, you know, maybe till eighty or ninety eight.
Speaker 4: That's early? Is it not very early?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: You're halfway there, bro.
Speaker 2: I'd be shocked if I make December.
Speaker 1: At nine am for me.
Speaker 4: Now stick with me here and don't judge me. Yesterday
Speaker 4: we had to go to Narry Warren, so we went.
Speaker 4: We went out out of the city afterwork. So to
Speaker 4: get there we had to go through the tunnel and
Speaker 4: I was from here. Did you go through the tunnel?
Speaker 1: The Burnley Tunnel?
Speaker 4: The Burnley Tunnel? Think, oh, did you go a different way?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think I went a different way.
Speaker 1: Jump up, because turned right through the tunnel. Bang out
Speaker 1: you go on ash.
Speaker 4: It was very congested through the tunnel yesterday I went
Speaker 4: through the tunnel. Yeah, the traffic was bad. So we
Speaker 4: had a lot of time to chat in the tunnel
Speaker 4: and I was with producer Ali gen Z gen Z
Speaker 4: and we we started talking about the tunnel and we
Speaker 4: I need some because I don't love the tunnel when
Speaker 4: it's congested, I get scared that it's going to cave in.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. No, I shouldn't watch it the
Speaker 4: movie Daylight.
Speaker 2: No, we're stillone. No, the tunnel gets carved in and
Speaker 2: they're stuck in there, and he's got to get.
Speaker 1: They've got a lot of egress points out the tunnel,
Speaker 1: like every everything.
Speaker 4: This is where I'm confused.
Speaker 2: They get like they caved in on that in the movie.
Speaker 4: So I tend not to drive through the tunnel in
Speaker 4: peak out because I don't like the thought of getting
Speaker 4: stuck in there.
Speaker 2: I think it was at fire in the Sydney one
Speaker 2: the other day.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Melbourne Tunnel was leaking for many years.
Speaker 4: Right, that's when I stopped going through. But that's meant
Speaker 4: to alleviate the pressure of I think, so no panic
Speaker 4: if you get drips anyway, So Ellie and I, who
Speaker 4: were clearly very bright and should be some kind of engineers,
Speaker 4: we started talking about how the tunnel works, and I
Speaker 4: need to know about.
Speaker 1: It going you go out, how do they.
Speaker 4: Build the tunnel through the water because you go under
Speaker 4: the water. Does it go under the river so it's
Speaker 4: not going through the river so the water, that's what
Speaker 4: we said, right, So you reckon, you dig under the
Speaker 4: Yarrow River and it's that deep. But wouldn't your ears
Speaker 4: pop when.
Speaker 1: You go You go down and then go up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, So then what happens with the tunnel that they
Speaker 4: built between the UK and France. Is that just floating
Speaker 4: in the ocean because it doesn't go under the under
Speaker 4: the depths of the ocean. How do they build a tunnel?
Speaker 2: That's the look, that's the tunnel boring machine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but how do they do it in the ocean?
Speaker 2: I think I'm with Clint. They must go underground.
Speaker 4: Are you telling me you think the tunnel goes under
Speaker 4: the depths of the ocean? Definitely doesn't go like one
Speaker 4: meters below the was the Titan water. The Titan sub
Speaker 4: couldn't get to the bottom of the ocean. It exploded.
Speaker 4: You can't have a tunnel with trains in the UK.
Speaker 2: Where's the tunnel from and.
Speaker 4: To England channel? Is it just floating like a little
Speaker 4: floating ponton? Does it move? Is it attached to the bottom.
Speaker 2: Laren Tunnel England to France?
Speaker 1: I think it's floating.
Speaker 4: I think it's floating too.
Speaker 1: Can thirteen twenty four to ten. If you're an engineer,
Speaker 1: can you can you riddle me this?
Speaker 4: No, when they go through the water, it's.
Speaker 2: Under the sea bed, not under the sea under there's
Speaker 2: no Yeah, that.
Speaker 1: Makes sense because you can't have a floating tunnel.
Speaker 2: Rewind the tape.
Speaker 4: No, okay, stop googling. There's just no way you can go.
Speaker 4: How deep is the ocean the Titan sub explodeed?
Speaker 1: No, I think it's I don't think. I think the
Speaker 1: channel is very shallow. Yes it is.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't even think it could go under the
Speaker 4: Arrow River without my ears popping.
Speaker 2: No, it's under the sea. I'm just done a google.
Speaker 2: It is under the sea.
Speaker 1: Is it okay?
Speaker 4: Well that I don't know if that makes me feel
Speaker 4: better or worse, because Ellie and I were picturing this
Speaker 4: like wiggly floating.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not like you're.
Speaker 4: Telling me they dig under the ocean.
Speaker 2: They dig under the ocean. That's why it's like, there's
Speaker 2: Sydney Harbor Tunnel.
Speaker 1: You go, so like you go Sydney Harbor. Yes, the
Speaker 1: Harbor tunnel, so that goes you go from from north
Speaker 1: to south.
Speaker 4: So it digs all the way deeper than the Harbor
Speaker 4: on repeat.
Speaker 2: Yes, it goes deeper.
Speaker 4: They're saying, there's no way the tunnel goes that deep.
Speaker 2: Who's saying that?
Speaker 4: Who's saying that?
Speaker 2: How deep? It's not possible.
Speaker 4: Because think about how steep, like the big dippery is
Speaker 4: at Lunar Park. That's not even that high. This is kilometer,
Speaker 4: but you have to go so sharp down to get under.
Speaker 2: Yes, most tunnels when you're driving, you're normally driving down
Speaker 2: a slope.
Speaker 4: Not for you'd have to drive for like hours to
Speaker 4: get Are you telling us through the middle of drive
Speaker 4: ten thousand meters deep a tunnel?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 4: How deep the ocean bed is? Ten thousand meters?
Speaker 2: You know? You know what I'm thinking? I think, God,
Speaker 2: I wasn't in that car driving to Warren. That is
Speaker 2: all I can think.
Speaker 4: Right now in traffic. What's to talk about? We still
Speaker 4: haven't got to the.
Speaker 2: Bottom of them, the tunnel, to the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 4: So the tunnel doesn't actually get wet on the outside
Speaker 4: under even under the arrow or through the error and
Speaker 4: we got calls. Would anyone know how it works?
Speaker 2: Tim? You work on tunnels, right, Please?
Speaker 4: Does a tunnel get wet on the outside?
Speaker 2: How does it work.
Speaker 6: So you actually dig through the ground through the regardless
Speaker 6: of where.
Speaker 12: You are under the water, under the water, under the water,
Speaker 12: through the air boom.
Speaker 6: In Brisbane, under the Brisbane River, they it was seventy
Speaker 6: meters under the top of the river.
Speaker 4: Give its seventy meters, Like, I'm talking the channel for
Speaker 4: ten thousand meters. What about that?
Speaker 6: The channel is not that deep? I believe again, I
Speaker 6: went through the through the rock underneath.
Speaker 1: So there you go.
Speaker 4: You're telling me you go under the O Jesus.
Speaker 2: We've been telling you that for the last minutes. I
Speaker 2: have never wanted a song to finish so fast in
Speaker 2: my life. And what just happened.
Speaker 1: Then we work. We work on honesty around here. Yes,
Speaker 1: let's take a peek behind the curtain because Lauren's about
Speaker 1: to embark on an overseas odyssey.
Speaker 4: I am Every year I get a little John little
Speaker 4: summer of ak and I panic about two weeks before
Speaker 4: that I don't have the right summer wardrobe. So I
Speaker 4: try and shop online and you two are the only
Speaker 4: people I really see during the week to have these
Speaker 4: discussions with. So I'm just sitting here scrolling and asked,
Speaker 4: I love this dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's beautiful dress, red lovely.
Speaker 4: Dress, almost a crocheted number. And I said, do you
Speaker 4: guys think if I bought this dress I'd look like
Speaker 4: this model in it on my holiday? This girl in it?
Speaker 1: Do you want to ask the question again?
Speaker 4: Guys? Yes, Lauren, if I bought this dress for my holiday,
Speaker 4: do you think I'd look like this in it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Look what it's time for? Hey, guys, Sorry, we're running late.
Speaker 2: We have to move on. Do you remember from your
Speaker 2: youth the old MX magazine.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna buy it and I'm going to walk in
Speaker 4: and model it MX Magazine and I'm gonna look just
Speaker 4: like the girl on.
Speaker 1: Lauren, I think you should buy it.
Speaker 2: So one of the great things.
Speaker 1: I know a great tailor to.
Speaker 4: Take it out to put on some extra panels. All right,
Speaker 4: skinny boy, what are you laughing at? Fat?
Speaker 2: So don't worry. I need to order too and get
Speaker 2: them stitched together.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we were saying something from our past, Wobbi's World, MX.
Speaker 2: Man, MX Meg growing up everyone you still love getting
Speaker 2: me over her segment.
Speaker 4: I love that you talk about this like you grew
Speaker 4: up in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Well I'm into it now.
Speaker 4: I do like Eves dropping everyone us straat. Yeah, everyone
Speaker 4: used to read the MX on the train, the Melbourne Express.
Speaker 1: That's actually a really good way to describe it, because
Speaker 1: Eves dropping is what this is all about.
Speaker 2: Absolutely in fact thirteen twenty four ten. If you've overheard something,
Speaker 2: you want to know some of the ones we got
Speaker 2: in on social chantale. I'm not seeing him again unless
Speaker 2: he messages me before ten pm?
Speaker 4: Can you put on more like a Kelly girl accent?
Speaker 2: I'm not seeing him again unless he messages me before
Speaker 2: ten pm?
Speaker 4: Fair enough to ah, Yeah, don't be sending booty calls
Speaker 4: after ten Good on your chantel?
Speaker 1: Do you want to get the next one? This is
Speaker 1: something you'd say.
Speaker 4: Dan overheard someone saying to his mate, do all the
Speaker 4: wheels work on your car?
Speaker 2: That's s something you would say me, Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: plan do all the wheels work on your car?
Speaker 1: That's alone if I've ever heard it, guys, this is
Speaker 1: from Sam. I wonder if I'm a part of the
Speaker 1: royal family.
Speaker 4: Well, it's funny Sam asks that you because I was
Speaker 4: thinking this the other day, because I was thinking, like,
Speaker 4: is it princess one of them and their kids? Zara
Speaker 4: now Tindle was Zara Phillips?
Speaker 1: Oh, and I thought, sisters, do you like the soon?
Speaker 2: Do you like to sucker?
Speaker 4: Two different different relatives, right? And I was like, maybe
Speaker 4: the Phillips family. I think they married in though here
Speaker 4: they married in the Phillips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, suck one.
Speaker 4: Tell you maybe I'm related.
Speaker 2: I doubt it. Thirteen twenty four ten. I ever heard
Speaker 2: you this morning talking about executive producer and you said
Speaker 2: you were adopted?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the words came out wrong. I'm not adopted, right.
Speaker 4: I know my parents and I love them, and they
Speaker 4: were definitely my parents, even though I look nothing like them.
Speaker 4: My grandmother was adopted.
Speaker 2: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: I'm not exactly sure why I'm this brown.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Julie on thirteen twenty second Jewel.
Speaker 8: Good morning, guys, how are we?
Speaker 1: We're very random today.
Speaker 2: Actually just got as Laurena look in the dress. But
Speaker 2: what have you ever heard?
Speaker 8: Julie on the tram and the city with my dad, Sorry,
Speaker 8: my dad's seventy five, and you get a woman, I'm fifty.
Speaker 8: I was sitting there two young group of girls discussing
Speaker 8: sort of passionate tongueing, and I'm sitting there and I
Speaker 8: was looking at my dad and he was he was
Speaker 8: going to little it bright red and they were discussing
Speaker 8: through with tongue for it, and I'm like sitting there thinking, oh,
Speaker 8: holy shit, you know what's sorry?
Speaker 4: Holy cow?
Speaker 8: What's dad? You know thinking? And anyway, they're going, no,
Speaker 8: you should let the guys tongue you for it.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'll tell you what. It's scary though, when
Speaker 2: you're in time, but you don't know if you're like
Speaker 2: slipping it in or not.
Speaker 1: Slipping getting with it?
Speaker 4: Oh did you get we did? Do you remember saying that?
Speaker 4: Did you get with it? You get there?
Speaker 1: So, Jules, how did it end?
Speaker 2: My answer was alwaysn't.
Speaker 8: I said to them, No, girls, you do? You let
Speaker 8: the bloats first?
Speaker 4: Good on your dad.
Speaker 1: The experience counts.
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen, twenty four ten. What have you ever heard?
Speaker 2: Where were you?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 10: So I've been catching the train to work to.
Speaker 4: Where you hear all the yeah, And I was overhearing
Speaker 4: a group of like corporate people discussing that.
Speaker 10: They said, this is the phrase.
Speaker 14: They said they had tickets on themselves and they were
Speaker 14: wearing the ugliest sweater with such confidence.
Speaker 4: They had tickets on themselves. But he was wearing the
Speaker 4: ugliest sweater with such confidence. It's all about confidence.
Speaker 1: Do you wear.
Speaker 2: Things I like to makers?
Speaker 1: She said, If I.
Speaker 4: Get that red dress, what's for my holiday in Greece?
Speaker 4: I'll just wear it with confidence?
Speaker 1: Right, so to.
Speaker 2: Meks was heard it work vasecto me is cheaper than
Speaker 2: a month's child support.
Speaker 4: She ain't wrong.
Speaker 2: Doctor snip comes out in a little car like Domino's
Speaker 2: these days. Have you had a I've got to get it.
Speaker 2: You haven't shot get the snip on air? Yes?
Speaker 4: Do you suggest next week?
Speaker 2: I'd want to be gets the snip. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be put out for it. No, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be awake.
Speaker 4: He just comes. It's just a little It's just a
Speaker 4: little doctor snip, doctor snip. Everybody needs doctor snips.
Speaker 2: They put a needle in your sack. No, they in
Speaker 2: your sack. I'm pretty sure they put a needle in
Speaker 2: your sack.
Speaker 4: How do they do it? Don't they get scissors in
Speaker 4: your hand? Chop them off? I thought they chop off
Speaker 4: your whole. I thought they went them off, snip it off.
Speaker 1: Don't they go through the snip in the area here?
Speaker 4: Well, how do they do it at home?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I think they put it and you don't go through them.
Speaker 4: Maybe they put the needle into you.
Speaker 2: Now I'm pretty sure they put an I.
Speaker 4: Heard they put scissors up your whole.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm having another kid.
Speaker 1: The highest paying jobs in a stre have been revealed
Speaker 1: without needing a degree, So forget about going to UNI.
Speaker 1: You can make a stack of cash just by working
Speaker 1: in these fields. What is it?
Speaker 4: We have the cops and it's not medical, it's not
Speaker 4: you probably don't need to know.
Speaker 2: You don't need agree to join the police force. And
Speaker 2: we're the Victorian police in the other day and they're
Speaker 2: saying it's not bad. Coin do a lot.
Speaker 1: You can get one hundred or north of one hundred
Speaker 1: grand for jobs that don't require a degree. Piece of paper,
Speaker 1: So let me wez through the top five.
Speaker 4: Because I was a UNI dropout.
Speaker 1: Did you not get your bit?
Speaker 2: Did you not graduate?
Speaker 4: I got kicked out twice?
Speaker 1: Do you not get the hat?
Speaker 2: Let's send it back to finishing.
Speaker 4: Don't my dad wants me to go back.
Speaker 2: Let's mature student.
Speaker 4: I made it in politics.
Speaker 1: They ask all the questions at the back, always such.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine it's broadcasting live from graduation? How long
Speaker 2: do you need to.
Speaker 4: Go back for I think only on two or three
Speaker 4: subjects we must go. I don't think that we're The
Speaker 4: credits would have expired by now. Those credits would have
Speaker 4: expired by now. I never have to start again.
Speaker 1: We could call it.
Speaker 4: Sing a degree in p art was common.
Speaker 1: Sense any way, Jason. Number five coal miners. They earn
Speaker 1: an average of one hundred and thirty thousand and thirty
Speaker 1: three dollars annually.
Speaker 4: A few mates agree, Is that a fifo no degree?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of them are flying you.
Speaker 2: I've got a few mates that have done it, and
Speaker 2: they said.
Speaker 1: It is a lot of the hell. It's hard to
Speaker 1: A lot of them get per diems as well, but
Speaker 1: it's living away from home.
Speaker 2: He hated it.
Speaker 4: You actually end up making a lot more money than
Speaker 4: number four.
Speaker 1: Yeap train drivers one hundred and thirty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Got a made of mine who worked behind the bar
Speaker 2: at Hampton Bowls when they shut down. He tried to
Speaker 2: be a train driver acarently very limited to get in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hard to get in. Yeah, it's also quite a
Speaker 1: tough job.
Speaker 4: I think the railway pays a lot. We see a
Speaker 4: lot of things as a train driver. No, it's quite
Speaker 4: you see a lot of things.
Speaker 1: It's steering. You see some things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's steering the tracks do that. You're either going
Speaker 2: forward or back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you have a huge responsibility. They're on like
Speaker 4: public lands, yes, like no, like you go through like
Speaker 4: mosines and stuff.
Speaker 2: I think you more mean like for the passengers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd love to drive a train through, but then
Speaker 1: you can't through the city loop.
Speaker 2: I want to have to. I want to have in
Speaker 2: one of those electric trams.
Speaker 1: They look fun, aren't they all?
Speaker 2: No, No, they're nice ones.
Speaker 1: You okay, sweet Digress number three a pilot one hundred
Speaker 1: and forty three thousand dollars as well.
Speaker 4: So I expected more that would be starting.
Speaker 1: That's starting.
Speaker 4: That's just starting, my joking, because once you start captaining
Speaker 4: those big A three eighties and you make a lot
Speaker 4: of money when you travel overseas because you get paid
Speaker 4: for your time just the turnover.
Speaker 1: Timelot have to go to pilot school. But they don't
Speaker 1: need to go to university.
Speaker 4: But it's very expensive to pay to train as a pilot.
Speaker 4: It's not a cheap hoobby to go and get your pilots.
Speaker 2: Last night, you've got to get to my rabbit.
Speaker 4: You've got to get all your hours up and you
Speaker 4: need to pay for those hours.
Speaker 1: Number two, also aviation related. An air traffic controller an
Speaker 1: average of one hundred and fifty three and a half
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: They say an air traffic controller is one of the
Speaker 4: most stressful jobs in the world. Well, our next door
Speaker 4: neighbor became an air traffic controller, my old next neighbor.
Speaker 4: And the process to become an air traffic controller, they
Speaker 4: put you under these like in these intense situations where
Speaker 4: they like yell at you and abuse you and all
Speaker 4: of this stuff, to just try and see if you
Speaker 4: can keep you cool. Because if you've got three planes
Speaker 4: in the air and you've got to, like in a
Speaker 4: moment of panic, sort out what happens.
Speaker 2: Snow giars at Aldi special by day, keep you cool.
Speaker 2: You've got to go in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get to sort the customers in order.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you can do that, the job's yours. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a good, good option.
Speaker 4: Patrol and bought the snow give and.
Speaker 1: Number one job you can do without a degree. I
Speaker 1: was staggered by the take home wage is a named
Speaker 1: radio host that's not true. North of half a million dollars.
Speaker 1: It says here it's probably an under cell bloody like that, mate,
Speaker 1: it's been published ading to the Australian Tax Office Australian
Speaker 1: Tax Office data or.
Speaker 4: We're not all Kyl and Jackie OACLINT news.
Speaker 2: Readers right down. I can confirm you don't need a degree.
Speaker 4: To gurney drop out, look at me leave an rm.
Speaker 2: I t hey.
Speaker 4: Have you got Do you think they want me on
Speaker 4: their alumni post about?
Speaker 2: Probably not. Have you got a well paying job but
Speaker 2: you didn't do great at school? No degree but a
Speaker 2: good gig?
Speaker 4: Yes, no degree anonymous if you don't want to spill
Speaker 4: the beans on how much you're earning publicly, but good
Speaker 4: job or you want to brag about it? Mate?
Speaker 1: You know what? Chippies make a lot of money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all cash is too, it's all I don't know,
Speaker 1: invoice only.
Speaker 4: Don't garbage truck drivers make a bit too.
Speaker 2: Even my removals the other day though, like we can
Speaker 2: get from it a cheaper if you do cash.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, who's not dodging the In the building industry
Speaker 4: building twice, Building thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: If you work in the construction industry, you actually have
Speaker 1: to drop a g as well.
Speaker 2: Biding in Austry Living thirty twenty four ten eating. Didn't
Speaker 2: do well at school, but you're killing it in a
Speaker 2: professional world. Give us a call at Nova.
Speaker 4: We are discussing digit fail at school, but you're killing
Speaker 4: it now. That's what we want to know. Maybe you're
Speaker 4: a high school dropout, maybe you UNI drop out, but
Speaker 4: you live in your best life.
Speaker 2: It's good to Amelia in South Melbourne. Didn't do well
Speaker 2: at school? But what are you doing now?
Speaker 5: I'm a concrete pumper.
Speaker 4: I've got my own concrete pumping company.
Speaker 2: Your own company?
Speaker 4: Are you printing? Are you printing cash? Amelia? Oh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, bring that money?
Speaker 1: What are we talking? What are we talking? Was that
Speaker 1: route ten.
Speaker 8: Hundred per job?
Speaker 4: Fifteen hundred per job? How are you doing three jobs
Speaker 4: through three jobs a day?
Speaker 14: You're doing very well?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Good on you?
Speaker 4: Much a concrete costure four and a half grand a day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But like out of the four and a half
Speaker 2: grand a day, is that in your pocket?
Speaker 4: Technical live a little?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry to Cashi's as well.
Speaker 4: Is that I'm not good with tax time? Is that
Speaker 4: gross or whatsoever?
Speaker 2: Gross? Gross?
Speaker 4: It's not gross gross gross, like gross gross? It was
Speaker 4: gross gross that I wasn't good at tax time?
Speaker 1: Is it gross or net?
Speaker 4: Gross or net?
Speaker 2: It was the other one of gross.
Speaker 4: I said something, you thought it was fancy. I know
Speaker 4: exactly what it was.
Speaker 2: You went that computer had two grams of storage.
Speaker 1: That's an easy one to man.
Speaker 4: Two grams have storage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are all the gigabytes and megabytes and bytes terrible.
Speaker 2: But I alsoaid, no, that wasn't.
Speaker 4: Bigger than an MB or is an bigger than a Where.
Speaker 1: Is five thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: Is a t B S?
Speaker 2: Coming up confused? Why the bloody floppy?
Speaker 1: This was still a hard kind of stupid.
Speaker 4: Anyway, back to what we were doing. Did you drop
Speaker 4: out of UNI or school and you're killing it now? Natalie?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I go morning.
Speaker 4: Though morning morning.
Speaker 14: I had a daughter when I was sell pregnant sixteen,
Speaker 14: so I didn't even finish high school. I left in
Speaker 14: years before year eleven finish and I could it work
Speaker 14: because I was raising my daughter. And then in the
Speaker 14: master of like ten years, I'm on over one hundred
Speaker 14: and thirty. Yes, Natalie looking after Australia New Zealand for
Speaker 14: a business?
Speaker 2: So who needs awesome?
Speaker 4: Who needs business?
Speaker 2: To good work?
Speaker 4: Good on your Natalie, that's that's all one hundred and.
Speaker 2: Thirty ko, you know, to bounce back. I'ming a kid
Speaker 2: that young as well.
Speaker 4: She's living her best life. She'd be like forty and
Speaker 4: her kids basically be twenty.
Speaker 2: I know when my kids were really, I won't be
Speaker 2: going to electric copy on a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: Molly in Eltham, What are you do you do? What
Speaker 1: do you do that makes you so rich? And you
Speaker 1: dropped out of uni or school?
Speaker 10: I'm a traffic controller.
Speaker 4: Now I've heard this is where you're raking in cash.
Speaker 2: So obviously you're good looking as well.
Speaker 4: Then they're all gorgeous beautiful. How did you become a
Speaker 4: traffic controller? Did you have to go to school or
Speaker 4: university for that?
Speaker 10: I did a one day course?
Speaker 4: And how much does a traffic controller inn?
Speaker 10: So this year today, and it's my first year doing it,
Speaker 10: I've made one hundred and seventy six thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: It's June.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when did you start one hundred and seventy six thousand?
Speaker 4: When did you start?
Speaker 10: I started on the first of June last year.
Speaker 2: So hang on, is this like a hundred time? Why
Speaker 2: did you do you get booked for jobs?
Speaker 10: No, it's full time.
Speaker 4: So do you get paid extra if you're doing overtime
Speaker 4: or is that your salary you base selling?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so that's a lot of overtime.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but still like you're holding a slow stop sign?
Speaker 4: Is that what you do? Stop start slow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Or I sit at the gate and open a broom gate.
Speaker 2: Question. You know the one day course is there is
Speaker 2: there a certain part of that course that's dedicated to
Speaker 2: walkie talkie technique because you know how sometimes it's strong,
Speaker 2: like clean, I've gone to stop over and then you'd
Speaker 2: have to be about.
Speaker 10: Three minutes of the whole day that's dedicated to that.
Speaker 1: What about operating the little temporary traffic lights, Well, they
Speaker 1: don't need him for them.
Speaker 10: Our automatic we don't even have to operate.
Speaker 4: She just pushes a button to open a boom gate.
Speaker 10: Guys, you have to be on a union site to
Speaker 10: get that money.
Speaker 4: The unions.
Speaker 1: John what's his name the workers United at the moment
Speaker 1: is Johnny se From the.
Speaker 2: Part of me thought you're about to say, John West.
Speaker 4: John West eats best.
Speaker 1: He rejects the fish, John.
Speaker 4: West fish's best.
Speaker 1: What is John West?
Speaker 4: It's the John West does something best, rejects tune and
Speaker 4: John West do something the best.
Speaker 2: It's the fish John West projects that makes John West
Speaker 2: the best. Still to come this out. We've got guess
Speaker 2: the guest. So we're going a mystery guest coming in.
Speaker 1: It's a goody and.
Speaker 4: Well what we They told us we had a mystery
Speaker 4: guest coming in and we went.
Speaker 2: We know, we thought it was Tracy Grim. Sure it
Speaker 2: is not Tracy.
Speaker 4: So excited I wanted to see Grimmers all morning. I
Speaker 4: love Tracy. And they came in and said, can you
Speaker 4: guys stop saying Tracy grimw was on the show because
Speaker 4: she's not.
Speaker 1: Did she say?
Speaker 2: No question?
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Why don't we have Tracy Grim?
Speaker 1: Tracy come on?
Speaker 4: Please trace?
Speaker 2: Question?
Speaker 1: Yes? Question?
Speaker 2: Well, Lauren and I know the guests when they walk in,
Speaker 2: there's nothing more awkward.
Speaker 1: What I will say is one of you has history
Speaker 1: with the guest.
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, all right, we'll get to that very soon.
Speaker 2: And we've got our lights on. Sing a long song
Speaker 2: might pick this week and it is an absolute banger,
Speaker 2: which is going to bring a lot of memories. First though,
Speaker 2: let's trying to offload some money.
Speaker 1: Air Helena in Donnybrook, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1: You're feeling feeling good this morning? Feeling smart?
Speaker 8: Yeah, a little bit?
Speaker 1: You're kiwi bro, I am ai kyoda?
Speaker 2: All right? Do you want to roll the dice and
Speaker 2: go for five k? Or do you want a medium
Speaker 2: question for five hundred or an easy one for fifty bucks?
Speaker 2: What are we feeling?
Speaker 1: Let's do five k.
Speaker 2: Let's go big? Yeah, five thousand dollars. Here we go,
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars, one question, three seconds to answer. If
Speaker 2: you don't know, yes.
Speaker 1: So I've got the responsibility this morning.
Speaker 2: Guys, it's a hard one today.
Speaker 1: I don't want this going off because then it'll look
Speaker 1: like I've given it away and I'll be in trouble.
Speaker 4: I knew this answer off the top of my head,
Speaker 4: is why I said I don't want to ask. I
Speaker 4: knew it straight away, and I'll explain how after we
Speaker 4: hear the question. But I knew it.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Helena. How many seconds are there in
Speaker 1: a day?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: Two sixty seconds in a minute?
Speaker 4: It was how many seconds in a day?
Speaker 6: Entire day?
Speaker 4: I can tell you the answer. It's eighty six thousand,
Speaker 4: four hundred.
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 4: Do you know how? I know that? Is because we
Speaker 4: just got out of Hide and Seek. You could play
Speaker 4: between six and six twelve hours of the day, and
Speaker 4: we were dropping by a dollar a second, so we
Speaker 4: were dropping forty three thousand, two hundred a day and
Speaker 4: I doubled it. Oh that's smart for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: It's very cute.
Speaker 4: It's sixty times sixty times sixty twenty. Sorry, yeah, Trigg
Speaker 4: one eighty six thousand, four hundred seconds.
Speaker 2: That was a toppy. That was a half one today.
Speaker 4: That was a MAX question.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks to giving it a crack. It is just
Speaker 2: gone twelve past eight. I like the year ones in.
Speaker 2: What year was Coca Cola inventives?
Speaker 7: What year was it?
Speaker 2: Well, maybe that's Monday's question. Never know coke or pepsi?
Speaker 2: Coke did it? I don't know. Are you coming up there?
Speaker 4: Question? That's great question.
Speaker 2: One of our favorite games. We're going to test out
Speaker 2: Lauren's lip reading ability. We are playing Loses Lips all
Speaker 2: right after her favorite song Loses Lips. Here we go.
Speaker 4: Testing out your time of the week again? Should I
Speaker 4: put my noise cancelings on?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Play your song? Producer brod.
Speaker 2: Lip reading ability is one of her specialties. We can
Speaker 2: be in a meeting she will look through the glass
Speaker 2: window what's going on our bosses office? And she'll be like,
Speaker 2: we're getting fired And we're like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And she I mean last year she picked it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you spot on Witt was you spot LARTs?
Speaker 2: She's got the nice canceling headphones.
Speaker 1: You were ready in a minute.
Speaker 2: Should we talk about the Europe wardrobe that she's putting to.
Speaker 1: You don't don't mention the Europe wardrobe. Actually may make
Speaker 1: that the first one.
Speaker 2: All morning she's been showing us how that she wants
Speaker 2: to buy to Okay, and Clinton and I are like,
Speaker 2: like maybe twenty years ago. Yeah, okay, all right, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 4: Who's going first?
Speaker 2: Clint's gonna kick us off, and it's all things to
Speaker 2: E Spentley Dental Group, all dental under one roof visit
Speaker 2: E B DG.
Speaker 4: Doing the credit dot I don't get any of that.
Speaker 2: The credit e d BG dot com dot au credit.
Speaker 4: I don't know what we're playing.
Speaker 2: Spentley Dental Group.
Speaker 1: They do good teeth eat. Okay, here you are here?
Speaker 4: All right, you ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Whisper, Whisper, you'd look great in that tight dress.
Speaker 7: Toothpaste taste good.
Speaker 4: You mate, toothpaste, toothpaste.
Speaker 1: You'd look great in that tight dress.
Speaker 7: You read.
Speaker 4: You read the something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great in that tight dress.
Speaker 7: You look great in the red dress?
Speaker 2: Oh, tight dress?
Speaker 8: Fair?
Speaker 4: Because we know I would be good in the crocheted
Speaker 4: red dress. You have a crack, going to look like a.
Speaker 2: You'd be better suited in a.
Speaker 4: Moment you picked your nose and ate it.
Speaker 2: You'd be better suited in.
Speaker 4: A compliments to your momo.
Speaker 2: I'm too scared, spot on.
Speaker 7: Okay, like the moment, great.
Speaker 2: Too scared?
Speaker 1: Corrector he thinks you by a murmur.
Speaker 7: Like a Camilla.
Speaker 2: Yes, Camilla and Camilla and Mamilla.
Speaker 7: And mark a difference.
Speaker 1: Camilla playing this game. Okay, you're terrible.
Speaker 2: Let's go again.
Speaker 1: Okay, what about the school dance one?
Speaker 2: Okay, you do that all right, because tonight my friend
Speaker 2: and I are probably going to be neck and beers
Speaker 2: watching the footy on my phone. All my kids are
Speaker 2: inside at the school disc. Here we go. I'm sculling
Speaker 2: at the school disco.
Speaker 7: I'm seeing you tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm sculling at the school disco.
Speaker 7: I'm selling at the school disc.
Speaker 1: No, well, you did say you were going to put
Speaker 1: the car outside. I'm not selling, friend.
Speaker 7: Are you doing something at the school sculling?
Speaker 2: Sculling not selling. If you see me at the school
Speaker 2: tonight with a bum bag, don't come near me. I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm just there to drop the kids off off
Speaker 2: And there's backfired. Massive. Wow are we going again?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 2: Go one more?
Speaker 1: Which one to the last one.
Speaker 2: We're just talking about this, We're talking about technology. We're
Speaker 2: talking about technology, and we're just saying, you know, she
Speaker 2: gets confused with and some tech has weird names. It
Speaker 2: really doesn't match what the item is.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: My floppy disc was hard. Your droppings, My floppy disc
Speaker 3: was hard.
Speaker 4: Your droppings were hard.
Speaker 2: No, No, my floppy disc was hard.
Speaker 7: Your floppies were hard.
Speaker 2: Close, My floppy disc was hard.
Speaker 7: Your floppy dad worked.
Speaker 1: Out floppy disc disc?
Speaker 7: Floppy?
Speaker 1: What disc? Disk?
Speaker 4: I know what you're saying, dis.
Speaker 2: Disc di No.
Speaker 1: Think computers this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we are disc that's it.
Speaker 1: As well singularly be me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm not going today. Not great, you.
Speaker 2: Went as well as I'm going to go at the school.
Speaker 4: Discount You shouldn't go neither.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I'm sold out. It has just gone twenty
Speaker 2: one time. Stay. Coming up next, it's Our Lights On
Speaker 2: sing Along.
Speaker 5: Jason Lawrence bloods so.
Speaker 2: Bloods Okay, A lot of pressure on this segment. Every Friday, Patience,
Speaker 2: young stand away patients. Every Friday, we do Our Lights
Speaker 2: on you sing along?
Speaker 1: I'm ready, you're distracted. What's happening?
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: What's happening here?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Something's happening.
Speaker 2: We can't say that. Paul is in Brisbane as your partner, my.
Speaker 4: Partner, and he just sent me a video of his
Speaker 4: hotel bed and he fell. He fell asleep on the
Speaker 4: complimentary chocolates that they leave.
Speaker 3: And it looks like himself.
Speaker 4: It looks like his booed all over the bench.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've had a friend with the bend the
Speaker 2: hotel before and they sent him a Yeah, it came
Speaker 2: through on the work account.
Speaker 4: That this fully looks he left on the complimentary.
Speaker 1: Really, please tell me they weren't Gillians.
Speaker 4: They were limps.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they all taste the same, the shells.
Speaker 4: Hazel used the hand that the limp balls out on
Speaker 4: quantis and I took on once, Yeah, in the afternoon,
Speaker 4: and I took it and put on my lap and
Speaker 4: I fell asleep. I was in leather pants, and I
Speaker 4: woke up and it wasn't until my friend said to me,
Speaker 4: as we're walking through the airport, what have you done?
Speaker 4: And it looked like I'd poohed myself from my bumb
Speaker 4: all the way down to my knees because it had
Speaker 4: obviously slipped on the seat and I'd fallen asleep and
Speaker 4: melted it all.
Speaker 2: Anyway, can I ask you an honest question?
Speaker 4: Many stories about me looking like I've pulled myself, yet.
Speaker 2: Were you more disappointed about the pants or the fact
Speaker 2: that you didn't eat the chocolate?
Speaker 4: I I went into the bathroom and I took the
Speaker 4: leather pants off, and I was like, do I just
Speaker 4: lick it off? But the other thing was then walking
Speaker 4: through the airport with this look. Is someone seeing me
Speaker 4: lining the back of these pants?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: It's tied to jump around my west. Here we go
Speaker 4: back onto what we're supposed to be.
Speaker 2: You chose, I've chosen it. It's an absolute banger, is it?
Speaker 1: Bergan?
Speaker 2: A little bit?
Speaker 4: You is a Bogan?
Speaker 1: You're a filthy Bergan from.
Speaker 2: I'm Gonna, I'm just gonna. It's from a TV.
Speaker 4: Show Melbourne will decide when you hear this song. If
Speaker 4: you like it, flick your lights on and you can
Speaker 4: sing along and you can get respect from people in
Speaker 4: the other cars.
Speaker 2: Okay, get ready to be show.
Speaker 4: It's not mash is it.
Speaker 2: Get ready to focus? Get ready to flick your lights on.
Speaker 1: I give you a tribute to Donald.
Speaker 4: Give Natasha better shut but I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: It's from Australian idol. What what it's shouting about?
Speaker 11: Me?
Speaker 2: Lights on?
Speaker 1: Get ready to Melbourn.
Speaker 4: Turn my lights on for this is a little boy the.
Speaker 2: Corner, still waiting down there the day they never bring
Speaker 2: it home. Oh yeah, what perfect for the winter? Whatever?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Wellbourne, you can take your head lights off now
Speaker 4: to that little Toyota echo sitting out there on Clarendon
Speaker 4: straight at the lights that doesn't have his lights on.
Speaker 4: I don't know what he just missed.
Speaker 2: Kelly is on the line from Langmore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, guys.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited. I'm going to say next week and then.
Speaker 1: Where's playing?
Speaker 4: Where's plane? Oh?
Speaker 10: He said?
Speaker 4: And I still to it. He was sick. Actually I
Speaker 4: was meant to see him last month Devo and he
Speaker 4: got sick.
Speaker 6: And then yes he's three books for next week.
Speaker 4: What else has he got his repertire.
Speaker 6: His twentieth anniversary to He's.
Speaker 4: I Got a cool Johnny?
Speaker 1: Did you see him?
Speaker 4: And we can go.
Speaker 2: There it is? Did you see him on stage with
Speaker 2: Guy Sebastian. He came out and did what about me?
Speaker 2: With Guy's concept?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went down a real rabbit hole. Watch on that.
Speaker 4: Remember Guy Sebastian's winging winning song?
Speaker 2: Maybe next week or lights that one loved?
Speaker 4: Remember when when Nicole Richie was at the Aris and
Speaker 4: shout to introduce him. She goes and now here he is,
Speaker 4: Shad Noel.
Speaker 2: And he's in Frankstown a little lights on for Nansy
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 6: I've seen like de then how old are you?
Speaker 4: Did you know that song? Indy?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there, you should do one for the kids next week?
Speaker 2: Made he still got a rig on him, has he?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? You think you don't skip leg day?
Speaker 4: You should see he didn't He throw a beer at
Speaker 4: someone in a can at the ute Mustard something.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hey, good on you, Jay.
Speaker 2: That was a real thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: I just know we've never heard it before.
Speaker 2: Perfectly suited in the weather today, you know what I mean? Hey,
Speaker 2: it's just going on twenty Okay out there, shut up?
Speaker 2: It's twenty seven to nine. Ay, coming up next, all.
Speaker 4: The mystery Guess the mystery guests. T g I F
Speaker 4: sis TG Yeah, t g I F mate.
Speaker 2: Whenever I walked past TG I for Westfield Southland.
Speaker 4: They're amazing.
Speaker 2: It isving heavy.
Speaker 4: Heaving, great establishments.
Speaker 1: T g ifs TGI Fridays not.
Speaker 4: Fridays. Yeah, you got to get down there. They're all awesome.
Speaker 4: Food's great, bous they do old.
Speaker 1: They're going great.
Speaker 4: Did you do any other day or only on a Friday?
Speaker 2: Have you got ship is in the joint just the way.
Speaker 2: You're amazing, great beautiful drinks.
Speaker 1: Get Buster.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see you there at the Westfield
Speaker 2: south Land one he coming up next.
Speaker 4: Love TGI Fridays. We are greatestblishment.
Speaker 2: Don't mind a sushi morning, Jimmy. They have curly you
Speaker 2: know that's hog's breadth a breath.
Speaker 1: No, they're still going.
Speaker 2: I drove past one yesterday. No, no, no.
Speaker 4: What about the Lone Ranger. We used to throw the
Speaker 4: peanuts on Lone Star Lone Star, Yeah, there was, but
Speaker 4: someone slipped on the peanuts and then I think they
Speaker 4: sued them. Anywhere, you're not allowed to throw the peanuts
Speaker 4: on the floor anymore. But remember this stuff used to
Speaker 4: come out every fifteen minutes and dad a boot screwed
Speaker 4: and they looked so pissed off every time they had
Speaker 4: to do it. They'd come out. Here we go again,
Speaker 4: you know that.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Rockets, remember, yeah, And the bar.
Speaker 4: Was underneath, and that's varlet that went to that went
Speaker 4: to Chapel Street. Johnny Rockets, Rocket moved further down Chapel Street. Yes,
Speaker 4: and now it's just farllowed. Good shakes Rip Johnny Rockets
Speaker 4: and the girls there was not the girls the stuff
Speaker 4: to wear rollers cape they did. They would roll scap
Speaker 4: milkshakes too.
Speaker 1: We're moving on.
Speaker 4: Okay, what is varallet resting peace? Let's pay tribute to Yeah,
Speaker 4: pay tribute to Guy.
Speaker 2: If if our guests arlaid out.
Speaker 4: Of reception, Jase, if you died, you'd get an r
Speaker 4: I P. If Clint died, he'd get a varlet.
Speaker 2: I'd get a loose mentioned in the six o'clock.
Speaker 4: Would we'd be singing ding dong the witch is dead,
Speaker 4: witch old rich, the wicked rich? Are you right it
Speaker 4: for you? Six a m tribute? Put your rooms out?
Speaker 2: You know what? We'd get a minute silence for you,
Speaker 2: and it was the only way we're going to get silence.
Speaker 4: I Pops, Pops, is anyone Miss Jay's around here? Speak now?
Speaker 1: For he was a He was a great guy, but
Speaker 1: he also had a bit of a mood A bit.
Speaker 2: Are we done?
Speaker 4: What other songs? Could we play a tribute?
Speaker 2: Okay? Coming up next just Dead Ed Sheer and water Wall.
Speaker 2: We meet our guests.
Speaker 1: Mystery guest much more thrilling than the rest.
Speaker 2: Mystery.
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be Elton John.
Speaker 2: My money is on Tracy Grimshaw or Grant Daniel Gift.
Speaker 2: So this is Tracy.
Speaker 4: It's our producer's favorite thing to do.
Speaker 1: Got hairy arms.
Speaker 4: They gift gives draped people, and we have to get
Speaker 4: it's not Elton John. Okay, how good morning mystery, Good
Speaker 4: morning mystery. Guess they allowed us saying oh, he's just
Speaker 4: head butt at the microphone. Okay, so we're figuring it's
Speaker 4: a bit like celebrity heads. So it's a mail thumbs
Speaker 4: up or thumb sound thumbs up. Okay, maybe he's about
Speaker 4: Clint's hunt.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. That might be deceiving, they might
Speaker 1: be a bit Okay, So here's here's what it might
Speaker 1: be giving a bit.
Speaker 2: Here's where my mind goes.
Speaker 4: I go, lovely hands.
Speaker 2: What sort of guest right would be happy to part
Speaker 2: their creditbil and big gift wrapped like a present, and.
Speaker 4: For he's flipping the bird.
Speaker 2: My money is on someone from Channel.
Speaker 7: My money is on Grand Grant?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: Are you jerking?
Speaker 2: You buddy? Who's spot on?
Speaker 1: You know? I've got a board game, I'm bearing gifts.
Speaker 2: I saw you on the project last night. I thought
Speaker 2: Grants in town and I thought.
Speaker 5: Who else would fit in a Christmas present box?
Speaker 2: Well? That him?
Speaker 4: Well I thought it was Elton John. But I'm not disappointed.
Speaker 4: Was it the way I walked? Was it when I
Speaker 4: saw you? Not modeling? It's not Elton John? Today?
Speaker 2: Well then someone today? They'll get me outy Grimshaw And
Speaker 2: I'm like, Tracy ain't getting gift wrapped.
Speaker 4: She's she wants to live forever now she does brow?
Speaker 4: What's Grant?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Low? Everything is what he is. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you guys have seen this, but Grant's been traveling the
Speaker 2: country with a water cash on him. Yeah? Was that real?
Speaker 9: I literally had a Meian bucks on me at the
Speaker 9: start of this week, and I was just taking it
Speaker 9: around a a in a case with a trolley, because
Speaker 9: it'd be fun to sort of show around what a
Speaker 9: mean Bucks looks like. Because if you get the deal
Speaker 9: on nodeal board game and you buy it a big
Speaker 9: w someone's going to win a million, right, And I
Speaker 9: had a mean.
Speaker 2: Bucks and it was real money.
Speaker 4: How big did a suitcase? Was it in fives or
Speaker 4: tens or hundreds?
Speaker 1: It was hundreds hundrey screen back.
Speaker 2: It was so heavy?
Speaker 4: How big like a briefcase? Really carry on case? It
Speaker 4: would be check in size.
Speaker 5: Maximum, check in size.
Speaker 4: You're not checking deep.
Speaker 1: Few armor guard with you?
Speaker 2: No, But this is the thing, you know, it's really cool.
Speaker 2: There was footage of him laying the money out on
Speaker 2: his bed in his.
Speaker 4: Hotel fencil kick in the door and think he's stashing
Speaker 4: something else in there.
Speaker 9: It's the only time I was able to reach the
Speaker 9: iron in the hotel room was when I just like Lego,
Speaker 9: I just get the just the piles of hundred and
Speaker 9: just made these steps.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I take him brats on deal on ideal?
Speaker 2: You're killing it, mate, Thank you, mate.
Speaker 4: I love deal or No Deal is so good at
Speaker 4: that role. I saw a guy on there the other day,
Speaker 4: and he wanted to like he was an older man.
Speaker 4: I think he was like ninety five or something. Jack, Jack, Yeah,
Speaker 4: And the guy at the end told him to go again,
Speaker 4: and he ended up winning twenty thousand.
Speaker 9: What I love about this is right, because I thought
Speaker 9: people were going to come on the deal, and to
Speaker 9: be honest.
Speaker 2: The deal is I love it.
Speaker 9: It's a heck of a lot better than I gave
Speaker 9: it credit for. But I love people and the reasons
Speaker 9: why they come on to win money. I thought it
Speaker 9: would be like frivolous, stupid reasons, like people just want,
Speaker 9: you know, tattoos or botox or whatever.
Speaker 4: Right, that's not stupid.
Speaker 5: But Jack comes on here, yeut for a necktat eight?
Speaker 2: What are you thinking?
Speaker 4: No, it was the botox.
Speaker 5: But Jack goes, you know what I want to do,
Speaker 5: and he was fighting fit twenty twenty vision. He kept
Speaker 5: throwing punches at me. It was an amazing guys.
Speaker 9: I just want to win enough money so I can
Speaker 9: afford to buy a push lawn mower so I can
Speaker 9: mow all the lady the lawns in the retirement village.
Speaker 4: Ladies, Jack, do.
Speaker 2: You know what Felix and I did the other day?
Speaker 2: We're at time Zone and they've got the deal or
Speaker 2: no deal game there.
Speaker 4: What do you mean an arcade game, an official game
Speaker 4: or section official and you're honest, he is not yet. Well,
Speaker 4: I'll get on that. You get some you could get
Speaker 4: some tokens.
Speaker 2: I saw this trick, this trick on TikTok. Right, so
Speaker 2: it shows all the suitcases and it shows you the
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars the two hundred ticket suitcase, and then
Speaker 2: it closes and the suitcases move around. And I saw
Speaker 2: a trick on TikTok If you film it and slow
Speaker 2: mow on your phone, oh gosh, and then slow it
Speaker 2: down and watch and see where the suitcase.
Speaker 4: Where's the fun in cheating?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Actually that is well, then you get the tickets and
Speaker 2: then you're off the bit. That's amazing. It didn't work.
Speaker 1: I thought they'd be onder there by now. Surely I've
Speaker 1: known that you've been coming in all morning, which is
Speaker 1: really excited me. But it was potentially going to excite
Speaker 1: Lauren Phillips. So I mentioned in the show that you
Speaker 1: two have history. Grant's forgotten about this history. Laren had
Speaker 1: a shall we say, an erotic dream about one.
Speaker 4: It was about three years ago, we were talking about
Speaker 4: had you ever had like a dirty dream? And I
Speaker 4: said I did. I had one about Grande once.
Speaker 1: What happened in the dream?
Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm laughing. Wasn't funny? It was?
Speaker 4: And I told Jason then like the next day, I'd
Speaker 4: only just started on radio and I didn't realize that
Speaker 4: everything you say to a co host is held against
Speaker 4: And so he then played that behind the scenes audio
Speaker 4: and up popped Grant on the big screen right behind me,
Speaker 4: and I wanted to crawl under the desk and die. Anyway,
Speaker 4: describe it to us? What was many years ago? We
Speaker 4: can't remember? Can we not do this? Were you're standing
Speaker 4: round in front of Were we wearing he might come
Speaker 4: and kill me in my sleep?
Speaker 1: Where were we?
Speaker 4: She jealousy like, oh, he's still got it when someone
Speaker 4: hits on your husband.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think what you might do is you might inadvertently
Speaker 9: spice our relationship just by the fact that you're trying
Speaker 9: to come in as a third wig very vanilla.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know.
Speaker 2: It's on the set of Family Few.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you're my top answer?
Speaker 2: Are you still living on the farming man?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Am I just flying into film the show.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've filmed all of these whole hundred
Speaker 9: and ninety five episodes of these all year, so that's
Speaker 9: it's uh, it's good.
Speaker 2: I live there with the.
Speaker 4: Girls cows the rest of the year. You're just a farmer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just creating.
Speaker 9: I've got some other formats of that I've made, taking
Speaker 9: others to market to see if I can get them
Speaker 9: up in some other channel somewhere or some other at
Speaker 9: work or some other country or.
Speaker 1: Some other person.
Speaker 4: You're still into your cars.
Speaker 9: Yeah, raced at the Baptist twelve hour at the start
Speaker 9: of the year in February, and wow we won there
Speaker 9: for Lamborghini.
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Increasing Lamborghinis.
Speaker 9: Yeah, someone else is Yeah, we're back third gear and
Speaker 9: to turn one at about eighty five kilometers an hour.
Speaker 4: What color is your lamber?
Speaker 1: Oh it's red red down the end of the hall
Speaker 1: where you can sorry with a weighted blame.
Speaker 4: We are both happily married, engaged to you.
Speaker 1: To have a little sleep, had a dream, I'll.
Speaker 4: Let you know if I have another dream about you.
Speaker 4: Sure you've all had a dream about somebody that's for moose.
Speaker 5: At work, like an inappropriate dream and.
Speaker 4: Inappropriate dream about a celebrity or.
Speaker 5: Somethingting considering your relationship to them.
Speaker 4: But we didn't really know each other, so it was
Speaker 4: a bit of a fantasy.
Speaker 1: And up on the screen Loss TV Crush is actually
Speaker 1: currently hosting today.
Speaker 2: I always say, if I get done in a scandal,
Speaker 2: I want her sitting down for the sixty minutes interview. Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably won't help.
Speaker 5: Maybe sitting down sounds like it's probably a pretty good idea.
Speaker 4: Again, which one of the standing up might be appropriate,
Speaker 4: which one of our producers is saying there had been
Speaker 4: appropriate dream about ROBERTA Williams.
Speaker 1: She still got it. Oh my goodness, here I.
Speaker 4: Was about Chezy coming to get me.
Speaker 2: You got to say you're coming to get shop. One
Speaker 2: of the moms from basketball the other day was actually
Speaker 2: in the crowd a deal or no Deal. He is
Speaker 2: a huge rap about how nice you were. He went
Speaker 2: around getting photos with everyone in store less.
Speaker 4: One of my friends from school when we were it
Speaker 4: was it was pre grant and you're hosting days. But
Speaker 4: she won one hundred and one thousand dollars on deal
Speaker 4: or note Wow when we were like I can we
Speaker 4: were just twenty.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: That was the old deal yeah, I end up like
Speaker 2: that deal on Ideal Grant Dani on the this this
Speaker 2: morning making enjoy your board games.
Speaker 5: Guys, someone's going to win a million bucks and get
Speaker 5: yours at Big W.
Speaker 4: You don't want that case of a million dollars.
Speaker 9: Does sync up with the app for the app does
Speaker 9: the banking for you so you don't have to do
Speaker 9: the maths right, So yeah, you get just about sat
Speaker 9: to your television so all the mathematics is taken care
Speaker 9: of that.
Speaker 2: It's cool.
Speaker 5: Get your own banker on the phone.
Speaker 2: Deal on Ideal Weekly six pm on ten and ten
Speaker 2: play and make sure you had the Big W to
Speaker 2: buy your deal on Nodeal board game Grand d and
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Speaker 4: No, no, no, today was always an exception.
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