Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show. Oh Hi, welcome to your Thursday.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: Interesting little snippet there in the news about Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: being the godmother to all three they've got four kids?
Speaker 4: Hang on, Blake and Ryan?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: Black and Ryan have four because the news clearly said
Speaker 3: three problems?
Speaker 4: How many kids? Check?
Speaker 1: They've got four anyway.
Speaker 4: But maybe he's only Maybe she's only godparents too.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't do that. They do the job lot anyway. Regardless.
Speaker 1: It's a great idea. Do you know why?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Because what happens is if you have to choose a
Speaker 3: new godparent for every single child you have, that child
Speaker 3: grows up and then you don't know the godparent anymore,
Speaker 3: and one of the siblings has a weird combo like.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, my godmother's Annie Joan? And who's the other?
Speaker 1: Who was Uncle Colin?
Speaker 3: I've never met him, but he was to Trot at
Speaker 3: the time the time, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: So you're all in it together with Tay.
Speaker 1: That's it. Tay's there also, I've got all of them.
Speaker 5: If Taylor Swift was my godmother, I'd be expecting big
Speaker 5: things every year. Yes, I'm talking birthday presents, Christmas presents,
Speaker 5: graduation present.
Speaker 3: Actually, because I was basically raised by wolves, I never
Speaker 3: know what godparents.
Speaker 1: I am a godparent, and I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to do. Is there a book or something that
Speaker 1: you can read?
Speaker 5: I think you just meant to like check in and
Speaker 5: buy stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so am I your godparent?
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Speaker 3: We're enough to talk about contraception and that song, interestingly
Speaker 3: enough is my contraception. You're listening to the Christy Swan
Speaker 3: Show on Nobody I do, and I love that song.
Speaker 4: It just upsets me that Currel's on.
Speaker 1: It just ubsess you.
Speaker 3: When classics are covered, I feel like a lot of
Speaker 3: them need to be left alone. And but Cyril is
Speaker 3: particularly pre He just rolls a wheel and goes, oh
Speaker 3: yeall sing that that was around in the seventies or eighties.
Speaker 4: Remix that Yeah, who is he?
Speaker 1: What does he look like?
Speaker 4: He's a DJ. Does he have a face, Yeah, let
Speaker 4: me show you. I'll put him in front of you
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me have a look. Have I seen him?
Speaker 3: Because I imagine him always very shady. He's got he's
Speaker 3: covering his eyes. He doesn't want to be recognized. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't either, not what we did, after what he did
Speaker 3: to Smoky and Susie Quatro song.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the birth control pill, which is really
Speaker 3: a mine field. You know, if you're in when you're
Speaker 3: in a relationship with someone, because if you've decided that
Speaker 3: you don't want to have kids, had that you've had
Speaker 3: that conversation, then you need to believe that that is
Speaker 3: the truth and that the pill is being taken or
Speaker 3: administered or whatever.
Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, because otherwise that is that could really take
Speaker 5: your life in a path you were not expecting.
Speaker 1: It's massive, trust, isn't it massive? Massive?
Speaker 3: Anyway, the tables have turned here because on Reddit, my
Speaker 3: favorite little scrolly sight, this guy is saying, am I
Speaker 3: the bad guy for sneaking birth control pills into my
Speaker 3: wife's food and drink? I mean, I don't have to
Speaker 3: read anything more to say, yes you are, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't you don't do that?
Speaker 1: No, why don't you start with the conversation.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's almost probably illegal.
Speaker 1: I reckon it. Anyway.
Speaker 3: He goes on to say that he's been married to
Speaker 3: his wife for a year. She was vaguely mentioning that
Speaker 3: she might like children and it may He panicked, and
Speaker 3: he said that he, you know, got some birth control
Speaker 3: pills on the way home. I don't know how a
Speaker 3: man will get them, but anyway, you know, it's a
Speaker 3: It's America.
Speaker 1: You never know.
Speaker 4: There's a black Martin for every, black market for everything.
Speaker 1: And there's also a black Martin for everything, not a
Speaker 1: black Martins.
Speaker 4: I don't know where Martin came from. There is a
Speaker 4: black market for everything.
Speaker 1: Martin says, don't don't you know, don't criticize the way
Speaker 1: I make money.
Speaker 4: Leave Martin alone.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: It turns out this guy crushed up some birth control pills,
Speaker 3: which it's very hard to crush up a birth control
Speaker 3: Marvelon's not marvel On Marvelon's I've seen one.
Speaker 4: How big are they? Is it like a pan at all? Well?
Speaker 3: It depends no, no, no, no, they're tiny. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 3: can dry pop them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just go down.
Speaker 4: That's a skill you've really Yeah, I've.
Speaker 3: Taken a lot of birth control pills in my time anyway,
Speaker 3: know that they're they're different sorts. So there's ones that
Speaker 3: you've got to take every single day, and then it
Speaker 3: it's like a cycle, and that it starts again. And
Speaker 3: then there's sugar pills wow, And then they're sort of
Speaker 3: the free ish ones, like the government ones, and then
Speaker 3: if you have a reaction to them, you can step
Speaker 3: up and they're not cheap either.
Speaker 4: You really see a fortune stitched up being a chick.
Speaker 1: I do you, absolutely do?
Speaker 4: I feel for you guys, dudes like just don't have
Speaker 4: to worry about that.
Speaker 1: Do you know? It is not fair? You're right? Anyway.
Speaker 3: This guy drugged his wife and then had the gall
Speaker 3: to ask strangers on Reddit, how many pills are you
Speaker 3: supposed to take? He didn't even read the dosage. He
Speaker 3: gave her four pills in one go, which is the
Speaker 3: equivalent of the morning after pill.
Speaker 4: This man's a Netflix. It's bad doco waiting to happen.
Speaker 1: It's really really bad.
Speaker 3: But as I said before, contraceptive pills are a mine field,
Speaker 3: and I know at least two women I reckon if
Speaker 3: I really sat down and thought.
Speaker 1: About it, I would know a lot more. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're not proud of this, but they have told
Speaker 1: me that they have said they were on the pill,
Speaker 1: but they weren't.
Speaker 4: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's quite common.
Speaker 4: Have you lied about being on the pill? You can
Speaker 4: be anonymous.
Speaker 1: Did you just go I want this baby and I'm
Speaker 1: going to do it whether you want me to or not.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine that's so wrong.
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Speaker 1: We're talking about the contraceptive pill and the sneakety dickity
Speaker 1: stuff that goes on with it, because if you trust
Speaker 1: someone to take that pill, you don't know whether they
Speaker 1: are or not. No, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: there could be a baby.
Speaker 5: Or you could be like this dude on Reddit you
Speaker 5: were just telling us about, and you secretly crush it
Speaker 5: up into your partner's food and joy.
Speaker 3: We take it once a day at the same time
Speaker 3: of day, not four. That's what you take when you're,
Speaker 3: you know, wanting to avoid whatever it's about to occur.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That's very irresponsible.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you lied about being
Speaker 5: on the pill?
Speaker 1: Annie?
Speaker 7: Oh pillows?
Speaker 1: Hi? Hi?
Speaker 7: I haven't lied about the pills that I've lied about
Speaker 7: taking the morning after pills.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me how did it happen?
Speaker 7: So I was dating this really really attractive ex military
Speaker 7: comp and it was like eleven o'clock at night and
Speaker 7: there were no chemeras open, and I just couldn't be
Speaker 7: bothered going the next morning to the cameras to get
Speaker 7: the pills.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is how baby.
Speaker 7: Luckily I didn't end up falling pregnant, but my period
Speaker 7: was three days late and I was in a panic.
Speaker 3: Did you say to that guy, that military cop, Is
Speaker 3: that what he said he did?
Speaker 1: That's got scam written all over it. By the way, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if I'm just jaded, but like if anybody
Speaker 3: says they've got a job like that, I go, yeah, right,
Speaker 3: I could on you.
Speaker 4: Donald duck and he hung up on us. Oh did
Speaker 4: she I reckon? He was nervous. I could sense nervousness.
Speaker 1: Voice because she's like, yeah, yeah, I'll tell the story.
Speaker 1: And then she's gone, oh my god, I want national radio.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 1: Hey guys, yeah, good, what was your what was your
Speaker 1: big pill Lie?
Speaker 8: Well it's not well, it's not anything baby related. It
Speaker 8: with more twigs. Use my poor behavior.
Speaker 1: Okay, great.
Speaker 8: I was acting like a raging mole, and the best
Speaker 8: thing I could do was say, I'm on a new
Speaker 8: pillow came. My hormone's are out of control. There's nothing
Speaker 8: I can do about this.
Speaker 3: That is Oh, that is really good about it. I
Speaker 3: have done that about other things too. Like I've said,
Speaker 3: I must be low in iron. I must be getting
Speaker 3: lower in iron because it affects my movie.
Speaker 5: You said that three days ago that you need an
Speaker 5: infusion because you're tired all the time.
Speaker 4: Were you lying to me?
Speaker 1: I never lie.
Speaker 4: I will pull up the text messages.
Speaker 1: No I do need an infusion.
Speaker 4: No, you're late.
Speaker 3: I I do need an infusion now. But there have
Speaker 3: been times in the past that you that I have
Speaker 3: been a mole as Jesse has said, and I've had.
Speaker 1: To go, oh, I must just be them iron talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Jesse.
Speaker 5: What was the reason for your bad behavior at the
Speaker 5: time though, Like, was it anything?
Speaker 4: Was there anything else going on?
Speaker 8: No, say, totally inexcusable, just in the selfy mood. And
Speaker 8: then after, you know, when you think about it, afterods,
Speaker 8: you're like, oh, I might have gone too far there.
Speaker 8: I've got a back down somehow without apologizing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blame it on the Druggers.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, We're going to send you a Priceline pharmacy vout
Speaker 5: to Jesse.
Speaker 4: You could use that for the.
Speaker 1: Pill the Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: Do you still have your iPod Swanny? Yeah? I do.
Speaker 1: I do. I miss that. The dialing up of the song, God,
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 3: And do you remember the game that was built into
Speaker 3: it where they would just play a little snippet.
Speaker 1: I used to, Oh my god, I loved that.
Speaker 5: I found I was a mum and Dad's on the
Speaker 5: weekend and Mum pulled out these old chords and she's like,
Speaker 5: do I need those chords?
Speaker 4: I was like, no, throw them out.
Speaker 5: That's not like my iPod Nano and I've just realized
Speaker 5: listening to that song, Oh my god, if I haven't
Speaker 5: want to like broot them up again, I've thrown away
Speaker 5: all the chords.
Speaker 3: Oh no, and I've done that too. I've got all
Speaker 3: the iPods. But I've done exactly what. Yeah, I've just
Speaker 3: gone what is this old square thing?
Speaker 6: Damn fro in festive music movies, That's what it feels
Speaker 6: like Christmas. Discover more reasons to love this season? That
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Speaker 3: Christmas moments so exciting Christmas moments.
Speaker 1: What are you doing for this Christmas? We discussed it.
Speaker 5: We are hosting it at our place, at mum and
Speaker 5: Dad's because my sister is home from London.
Speaker 1: Did you start saving for your portion of the boot?
Speaker 1: Who's bill? Last year?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not, that's a dad job. Do you know what
Speaker 5: I did do? Make them buy a new table?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 1: Can they just put a tablecloth on the one? They've
Speaker 1: got a new one? Who's so fancy coming to your place?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I do? I go full cheek
Speaker 4: a keyboard though I do it all from um.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I had Christmas with cheek keyboard one year.
Speaker 4: Sorry yeah, last.
Speaker 3: Year not last year the year before in Venice Beach.
Speaker 3: What about that in California? It was the most stylish
Speaker 3: thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: And was it added a home or a restaurant?
Speaker 1: Of course it was at a home, of course.
Speaker 4: With chessa as well, and yes, epic.
Speaker 3: And a big tree and you know, waiters with white napkins.
Speaker 4: And yeah that's Barkley stuff.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. It was amazing and CHESSI was heaven.
Speaker 4: I saw Chessie the other day.
Speaker 1: We're on Sorry, hey, let's talk to you hi, emmah, Hello, hello, Sorry,
Speaker 1: we were just gus bagging about chessy keyboard of all people,
Speaker 1: I love it. Sick now, Emma, what is your crazy
Speaker 1: unusual Christmas tradition?
Speaker 2: Okay, So years ago and when we were a bit younger,
Speaker 2: we used to instead of buying proper presents because we
Speaker 2: didn't really have a lot of cash, so we'd just
Speaker 2: make up the worst stocking fillers ever and we'd buy
Speaker 2: sort of five present, like a present each for each
Speaker 2: of our families or each of our family members, but
Speaker 2: it and then we'd feel these stockings, but it would
Speaker 2: be like the really, really crappiest gifts that you could
Speaker 2: find like really shitty presents, what like random stuff like
Speaker 2: some spyglasses or some imitation plastic poo or like some
Speaker 2: plastic gloves, like you know, just the really cheap ones.
Speaker 1: My mother in law once gave her a bean peeler,
Speaker 1: you know, like a potato peeler.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, it would be exactly and you can
Speaker 2: you can pick it up from the pound sharp or
Speaker 2: the two dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, And the best.
Speaker 2: Thing about it was that the best present, like the
Speaker 2: shittiest present, would be the person that didn't have to
Speaker 2: do any washing up or any clearing up. We'd all
Speaker 2: vote at the end, God sum up with the like
Speaker 2: shittiest present out of the lot that we'd open wouldn't
Speaker 2: have to do anything.
Speaker 1: Don't say it again. You're not allowed to say we've
Speaker 1: been We've been very naughty so far on this show.
Speaker 1: Isn't it fun?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I love being naughty too. Now you, oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: know how you can be naughty.
Speaker 3: You can take this one thousand dollars gift and spend
Speaker 3: it on nobody but yourself.
Speaker 2: Yes, I might have to spend a little bit on
Speaker 2: my two boys, but most of it on me.
Speaker 1: Just get the I am the shittiest thing you can
Speaker 1: find em.
Speaker 4: I just give me one more shittiest.
Speaker 2: One more sittiest presents, one show.
Speaker 3: You were listening to the Christy someone try on nover
Speaker 3: Nate Ryan should know better than to speak to you.
Speaker 1: And I'm about to go on the mic. I get distracted.
Speaker 4: That song.
Speaker 5: We like it, Grazie Abrams. Yeah, it's a viral TikTok
Speaker 5: trend at the moment as well. That last section of
Speaker 5: the song, Yeah so what happened? And every time I
Speaker 5: see it, it reminds me of you because it's just people
Speaker 5: chaotically running and singing lyrics like I'll show you anything that's.
Speaker 4: We needed to do it with you.
Speaker 1: That's me on every single walk.
Speaker 3: That is me, except I'm not mouthing the words, I'm
Speaker 3: singing them out loud.
Speaker 1: That's Steph Cless Smith.
Speaker 4: She's sweet, she is let's do this.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's cliche, Sydney Sweeney love her. I don't know, now
Speaker 1: what do you mean?
Speaker 3: She's just she's sat down and had an interview with
Speaker 3: Vanity there, which is my favorite magazine of all time.
Speaker 1: I'm a subscriber.
Speaker 4: You still get there like hard copy?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't opened it in carry the one three years.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, in this cost of living crisis, that could
Speaker 5: probably go that subscription.
Speaker 3: The reason that I can't open it is because of
Speaker 3: the cost of living crisis. I've got to afford Pegs
Speaker 3: Philipps Sourdough somehow. So I'm working instead of reading. Okay,
Speaker 3: fancy magazine. I like that, but it sits there in
Speaker 3: the it sits there in the pile of optimism. Anyway,
Speaker 3: she's done this article. She said a few things that
Speaker 3: make me go, I don't know about that. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you.
Speaker 1: Want to mine.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So Sidney Sweeney, who I first got to know in
Speaker 3: White Lotus, Yes, but people have seen her before in Cassie.
Speaker 4: Was her character brilliant?
Speaker 3: Yes, And she was in a she was on a
Speaker 3: junket recently.
Speaker 4: Seemed to be everyone for Anyone but You, for.
Speaker 1: Anyone but You, which was apparently not very good.
Speaker 4: I didn't hate it.
Speaker 3: I didn't hate it either, but I did see some
Speaker 3: of the I mean I didn't see it, but I
Speaker 3: saw the junket. I saw the junket and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: that's a lovely couple. And they're obviously acting together.
Speaker 4: Her and Glenn Powell turns out.
Speaker 3: That Glenn Powell and her were not together. It was
Speaker 3: an act and it was a marketing ploy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't think it's a marketing ployee in
Speaker 5: the way that you're thinking. I think the rumors and
Speaker 5: the headlines came first about them potentially being a couple,
Speaker 5: and then they were like, hey, let's run with this
Speaker 5: in the interviews.
Speaker 4: It's kind of funny.
Speaker 5: I don't think it was a marketing team sitting around
Speaker 5: a borderom table saying this is how we're going to
Speaker 5: do the junket. I think she just acknowledged, Yeah, it
Speaker 5: started to get there.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of speculation, so we ran with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 1: All right, Fine, okay, I'll allow it sustained.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 1: Next, but this one concerns me.
Speaker 3: Sydney Sweeney says, Hollywood said it's all about it women
Speaker 3: empowering other women, but all of it's fake and none
Speaker 3: of it's happening. She says, this entire industry, all people
Speaker 3: say is women empower are the women. None of it's happening,
Speaker 3: All of it's fake, and it's a front for all
Speaker 3: the other crap that they say behind everyone's back.
Speaker 4: Agreed, I think she's on the money there as well.
Speaker 4: It's like everyone.
Speaker 5: I think everyone thinks we're further forward in a lot
Speaker 5: of things, but a lot of it is for optics.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so, Like, so what do you think?
Speaker 4: Why is she saying it? Then?
Speaker 3: I think maybe she's not very likable really, And what
Speaker 3: happens is a woman is still a human being. And
Speaker 3: don't you don't help or mentor or you know, feel
Speaker 3: empathy for a person just because she's a woman.
Speaker 1: You need to like that person.
Speaker 3: You need to understand that person, You need to see
Speaker 3: potentially in that person.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm old now. I see a lot of young
Speaker 1: wiper snappers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the ones that I want to pour my
Speaker 3: knowledge into are the ones that you like, I think
Speaker 3: are good people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you see something.
Speaker 3: And I think maybe the problem here And there's plenty
Speaker 3: of people in this industry with that sort of personality
Speaker 3: with Sidney Sweeney that say the same things, and what
Speaker 3: they're not acknowledging is that no one wants to help
Speaker 3: you because you're revolting.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I get what you mean. I don't think she's one
Speaker 4: of them. I want to believe that she's one of
Speaker 4: the good gals. I do.
Speaker 3: I did believe that until I saw all that. That's
Speaker 3: not right. Okay, No, that's not right. She's got that
Speaker 3: wrong from somebody that's thirty years older than her.
Speaker 4: No, okay, that wrong.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about who's got it right. Delta Gudrum. Yes,
Speaker 3: she has often announcement. Fans have been waiting for.
Speaker 1: It for years.
Speaker 3: She's got one concert only to celebrate the momentous day
Speaker 3: twenty years ago. That Mistaken Identity hazard terrible.
Speaker 4: God, wasn't she.
Speaker 1: Wasn't she playing that piano like a spider?
Speaker 5: And the first single I ever bought that I went
Speaker 5: to sanity and bought was the lead single from this album,
Speaker 5: out of the Blue.
Speaker 1: The last time you had a feeling.
Speaker 4: I think it was. It's also I love Delta.
Speaker 3: As you know, I love Mistaken Identity, but I'm a
Speaker 3: born to try girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're just that's just bandwagon jumping.
Speaker 5: No, what do you mean, because if you really love Delta,
Speaker 5: you would have through with the next album.
Speaker 3: I really only liked Mistaken Identity on that album really,
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 5: Remember how awful this song was with Brian McFadden almost here.
Speaker 1: You're all.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan show. Well, we have some clarity, some
Speaker 3: last minute clarification on the godmother role that Taylor Swift
Speaker 3: has for her besties Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kids.
Speaker 5: Yes, because in the news to Michelle said that Taylor's
Speaker 5: a godmother to three of their children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like, hang on this. Four. She doesn't
Speaker 1: get the boy. Why is that?
Speaker 3: So they've got three girls first and then they had
Speaker 3: a boy. Maybe they just haven't named her yet because
Speaker 3: maybe he doesn't have a godmother yet.
Speaker 5: Or maybe they're sexist and just want a male to
Speaker 5: be the boys.
Speaker 1: Do I suppose you could have a man a godmother,
Speaker 1: couldn't you?
Speaker 4: It's four?
Speaker 5: No, I think it's going to be a job lot
Speaker 5: you reckon, yes, because otherwise what's his name?
Speaker 4: Olin? Olin?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Olan, stupid name. Otherwise he's going to feel stitched up.
Speaker 3: Well, then he'll get you know, Auntie Joy, and then
Speaker 3: he won't know who Auntie Joy is.
Speaker 4: Totally go with Taylor.
Speaker 5: Pluy Hey, before four o'clock, we are going to be
Speaker 5: asking you for your sweeping statements aka your unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1: I've got a new one to surprise you with.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've got a big one today. Next though, Chrissy's Quizy.
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 4: Do you know.
Speaker 1: Have you ever said that? Like entering electric? Like if
Speaker 1: you turn to your friends and got the club can't
Speaker 1: even handle me right now?
Speaker 4: Who do you think I am? Like some fourteen year
Speaker 4: old girl? Can't come on? Guys, the boat's over here?
Speaker 4: He where's my bottle of vodka?
Speaker 1: My name, my name's on the door. There with me.
Speaker 1: They're with me, They're with me, They're with me.
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 1: Cool, Cool. You're listening to the Christy Swotshell. Let's give
Speaker 1: it away over.
Speaker 4: My bag, Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm the sort of dag that would, on
Speaker 3: a really high moment say the club can't even.
Speaker 1: Have for me right now?
Speaker 4: And I would say get out, yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I would say, yes, I will.
Speaker 4: I should Hello there? Who have we got?
Speaker 1: We've got? Rennee?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Dum good? Is that Rick Price? The Great Rick Price?
Speaker 4: It's twenty twenty four and we're on nov.
Speaker 1: So I know what everybody knows? Rick Price?
Speaker 4: Evidently not, Hey Sharon, he only had one leg? Hey
Speaker 4: da what's happening? Shows? School pick up? Mate?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Love, you got a good have you got a good? Spots?
Speaker 6: Not too bad?
Speaker 4: Not bad?
Speaker 1: But did they how did how did the kids find you?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Did they? Scout? Do you have to call them when
Speaker 1: you see them like a sniper.
Speaker 6: Every day?
Speaker 1: It's good?
Speaker 5: But I for it.
Speaker 8: You are just cue up for it, and I just
Speaker 8: make them walk a bit further.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that makes sense, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Get the steps up? All right?
Speaker 1: Let me find these questions?
Speaker 4: Hold on, ladies, have mine? You've lost? You've lost your mind?
Speaker 8: To that?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: Question number one?
Speaker 1: Your name is your buzz. It's the best of five,
Speaker 1: meaning the first person to get three answers. Craig wins
Speaker 1: the game and walk away with the money cup by
Speaker 1: Christy's christianly gentle, Yes, I am, I can't you?
Speaker 4: You can't you? Hear gentle Guys, Let's get.
Speaker 1: To the quien delta Gudrum has announced a one off
Speaker 1: show where actually didn't get to that. Yes, Rene, correct?
Speaker 1: Are you going to go?
Speaker 4: H no?
Speaker 2: Because I can't get there.
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna say no because I've never heard
Speaker 1: of Question number two, what does a bride traditionally wear?
Speaker 1: On her head. Yes, Shazz, do you have a warn
Speaker 1: of veil chas.
Speaker 4: Couple? What number? What number are we on?
Speaker 5: What number?
Speaker 4: Marriage?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 3: And you went through all that the veil rubbish twice?
Speaker 7: Skip the second one?
Speaker 4: Haha? Do you reckon? There'll be a third.
Speaker 1: She's probably still married to the second one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like divorce.
Speaker 6: My daughter's Hi.
Speaker 1: What's what's your name?
Speaker 7: Morgan?
Speaker 1: Hello? Morgan?
Speaker 4: All right? One to Shah's question number three.
Speaker 3: Seven years ago today, Mike Queen and Save you released
Speaker 3: this collaboration with the Future and Ed Sheer and it's
Speaker 3: a ripper.
Speaker 1: What's it called? I Just want to be the pet?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: What a song? S? He said that? Ye, Renee. What's
Speaker 1: the score?
Speaker 5: It is two points to Renee one two Shahs. Question
Speaker 5: number four.
Speaker 3: Which former prime minister is Australia's ambassador to the US
Speaker 3: and a very cranky man who gets by on three
Speaker 3: hours sleep?
Speaker 1: Yes, Chaz Kevin run. Wasn't it cranky?
Speaker 3: And there was some There was some sort of tidbit
Speaker 3: about red meat with him?
Speaker 2: Was there red meat?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Tommy, can you google Kevin red meat? There was something?
Speaker 4: It is a tie. Question number five is for the win.
Speaker 3: Coffin Bay is located in which Australian state.
Speaker 6: Yes, Western Australia, Australia, Australia.
Speaker 1: You can't say that.
Speaker 4: Then we're going to go to the next question. Question
Speaker 4: number six is for the win.
Speaker 1: Okay, now listen and behave yourself.
Speaker 3: Sharon Louise, all right, get to the question, Swani, what
Speaker 3: does it mean to have a bun in the oven?
Speaker 1: Renee? Yeah, you word first, Sharon, And how about this, Sharon.
Speaker 1: Now Morgan's listening be a good sport.
Speaker 3: Mister Rudd was on a VIP flight from Port Moresby
Speaker 3: in January, and details have now e merged on the
Speaker 3: Prime ministerial outburst when the RAF flight attendant could not
Speaker 3: bring him the special non red meat meal that he
Speaker 3: wanted and he lost his mind and in so doing
Speaker 3: lost my confidence forever.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 5: Hey, Renee, you one the limited edition bum bag, but
Speaker 5: we're going to send you a Priceline pharmacy voucher and
Speaker 5: you as well.
Speaker 4: Renee, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: The Christy Swan Show that right, you're listening it to
Speaker 3: the Christy Swan Show on no but just wait.
Speaker 1: I'm going to reach into my bagra and bring this hairuse.
Speaker 4: Swan's sweepea statements.
Speaker 3: I've got to buy some times, so I've got to
Speaker 3: look up my surprise one that I texted to myself
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your sweeping statement,
Speaker 3: your most unpopular opinion?
Speaker 5: Because we're a bit wacky and loose today and it's Thursday,
Speaker 5: you can decide what prize you get. You can get
Speaker 5: a neutral bullet, you can get a price line pharmacy voucher.
Speaker 4: I'll ask you. I'll open the prize cupboard.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 5: And when I say that, there's literally too you get
Speaker 5: to pick from.
Speaker 3: Sad, isn't it all right? Am I going to go
Speaker 3: first to off? Okay, here's a new one. You don't
Speaker 3: know this one. I haven't said this before. If you
Speaker 3: are the sort of person, because you know I'm I'm
Speaker 3: a fresh lawn mower. Now I've got a lawn mower
Speaker 3: and I love it. I've done it every four days. Okay,
Speaker 3: there's a little jagged grass bang out love it. If
Speaker 3: you are the sort of person and you see them around,
Speaker 3: they walk among us like zombies.
Speaker 1: You're the sort of person that mows the nature strip
Speaker 1: up right to the half of your block of land
Speaker 1: and you won't do an extra twenty square meters, you
Speaker 1: can go to hell.
Speaker 4: That's a good sweeping statement, Swan.
Speaker 3: I see those lawns everywhere with a long end and
Speaker 3: a short end, and I go, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: For five minutes?
Speaker 5: I grew up with my dad always doing the neighbors
Speaker 5: nature strips in front lawns.
Speaker 4: Like, yes, help a brother out, you've got it.
Speaker 1: Half the battles getting the mora out of.
Speaker 3: The garrete totally, don't you agree. I can't think of
Speaker 3: anyone that I know that will do that.
Speaker 5: And it brings up the value of your place, Like
Speaker 5: it just makes the street look better if you're on
Speaker 5: a street.
Speaker 4: Like that, do you know what I mean? There's positives
Speaker 4: in it for you.
Speaker 1: And like just the meanness of it, the mean spirited
Speaker 1: and they're usually like a ruler razor half like.
Speaker 4: And it just looks whack.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. That makes me sick, all right.
Speaker 5: My sweeping statement today is quite mostly controversial within this studio.
Speaker 4: But coke zero is better than diet coke.
Speaker 1: Wow, this says a lot. You never used to be
Speaker 1: that guy.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happened over the last week. No,
Speaker 4: just because I'm he's been poisoning your I've just been
Speaker 4: I've been drinking.
Speaker 1: It's Nate Ryan, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's not Nate Ryan, it's no one. It's just living
Speaker 4: with my house mate. It's not Peter.
Speaker 1: Chelton, Marina John McCall.
Speaker 4: Marina's John John McAll's not drinking Coca cola.
Speaker 1: It's Vicky.
Speaker 4: Vicky's also not drinking Coca cola. But coke. I'm just
Speaker 4: I'm a zis man. Now what is this? This coke zero?
Speaker 1: What it's called?
Speaker 4: This man? Thirteen twenty four ten?
Speaker 1: Or maybe I could come around if I get to call.
Speaker 4: Zizz Yeah, come join the club.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. Let's go sweeping statements.
Speaker 4: You forgot where we were for a minute.
Speaker 6: Swan's sweete statements.
Speaker 1: I think he just rattled me. She goes, are you tired?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, go Do I look really tired? Do I look tired? No?
Speaker 5: You've got a great beat today. Your make up's fantastic.
Speaker 5: You look ford.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I look fresh.
Speaker 4: So shut it, Hey, Viky go home early with that attitude.
Speaker 4: It's Thursday.
Speaker 3: And hey, here's a sweetey statement. If you think somebody
Speaker 3: looks tired, Don't say that. Don't say are you tired,
Speaker 3: because chances are they're not, and they're just like droopy faced.
Speaker 4: Correct, they've missed their last botox appointment. Correct Caine, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 4: how are you guys good?
Speaker 1: What's your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 4: Kane, unpobly opinion is that all craft beers are rubbish,
Speaker 4: every one of them, not one good one. Retweet all
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: This is so good to hear because she's I'm not
Speaker 3: a beer drinker. I mean, I'm not a drinker at all,
Speaker 3: but I was never a beer drinker. They smell like yeast,
Speaker 3: like a.
Speaker 1: Refined bread extract, like horrible, horrible, not a one.
Speaker 6: Craft bee is in particular. They're just dick.
Speaker 4: They're heavy, they're you know, hint of friend Japanny chocolate.
Speaker 3: There's lots of chocolate in there too. What is your
Speaker 3: what's your poison? What's your favorite beer?
Speaker 6: Carton VB Great Northern normal beer Lager.
Speaker 5: Not this stuff that is just you know, outrageous, and
Speaker 5: it's expensive and crazy.
Speaker 1: And it's it's thick like a sauce.
Speaker 4: On your cane. Cane.
Speaker 5: I said, you get to select your prize, would you
Speaker 5: like a Priceline pharmacy voucher or a nutrab bullet.
Speaker 4: Uh pharmacy voucher.
Speaker 1: Very handy.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Jerry. Jerry, what is your sweeping statement.
Speaker 10: That Hungry Jack's stocks the best hot chippies, hands down,
Speaker 10: better than all the other takeaway chippy shops.
Speaker 3: What what makes them better? I must say I'm partial
Speaker 3: to a Hungry Jack's chip because they're thicker, and they're.
Speaker 10: Floppier fat, and they're salty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're a bit floppy, which I like that
Speaker 3: floppy in that circumstance, I do.
Speaker 4: Hey, Jerry, what about CAFC? Aren't they futter?
Speaker 10: Yeah, but they're a bit soggy. They don't have a
Speaker 10: little crispy edge to it. Although Hungry Jacks is a
Speaker 10: bit stingy, they could fill those boxes a little bit heavier.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: And don't you think don't you think, Jerry, that we
Speaker 3: should just scrap the size small in fries.
Speaker 1: Across the boardin it.
Speaker 3: In fact, kill every other size apart from the biggest.
Speaker 5: Are Sometimes, if I'm hungover, I can only stomach a medium.
Speaker 5: Please keep medium there for me on a Sunday is.
Speaker 3: The medium is medium in a small red Cup and
Speaker 3: then the bigger cup. But you just get the big
Speaker 3: one and it means you can share without panicking.
Speaker 4: This is true. This is true. Now, Jerry, I've said
Speaker 4: you get to pick your prize. What would you like?
Speaker 4: An utrabilder, a price on.
Speaker 10: Voucher, Oh, neutrabullet.
Speaker 5: Done, a neutrable at flip from neutrable At. The number
Speaker 5: one personal blender brand in the world is on its
Speaker 5: way to you. Sweeping statement. I don't think adults should
Speaker 5: say chippy. I think it just should be.
Speaker 3: Cheap you chicken, you hung up on Jerry. Jerry's right,
Speaker 3: Jerry Jackson to say to you.
Speaker 5: Jerry, I think you're a great bird, top chick, and
Speaker 5: I just don't think adults.
Speaker 4: Should say chippy. I think we should say chip. Thoughts.
Speaker 10: I think is cuter, makes it sound less heavy, less batty.
Speaker 4: That's if you're like seven.
Speaker 1: I think it's a cute chippie. This is cute, all right? Hello? Cat?
Speaker 1: What's your story? You're an interesting cat?
Speaker 5: My?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Yeah, like you're wiki paid?
Speaker 1: Your name is Jason? Why am I calling you cats?
Speaker 4: Not Jason?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: What's his weeping statement? Cat?
Speaker 7: All pee place is idiot?
Speaker 1: Ah Cat, come on, you a peat plater once? Were
Speaker 1: you an idiot?
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan show. Let's go clicking for the last
Speaker 1: time today.
Speaker 4: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1: That's what I go on to talk about. Ariana Grand
Speaker 1: the God.
Speaker 3: That's a satisfying name to say it is rickularly, Timnjola
Speaker 3: just around the corner, by the.
Speaker 5: Way, Also shout out to blackers for sending you a
Speaker 5: little gift today.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you we had a little fight as
Speaker 3: much as black as than I can about what the
Speaker 3: best biscuits are. I saw that because no Lemon Crisp, said,
Speaker 3: no one ever.
Speaker 4: I've never even heard of a Lemon c.
Speaker 1: Are you hungry or can you be? So I was
Speaker 1: so cynical about this and skeptical. So he asked me
Speaker 1: again on the weekend, and I said, all right.
Speaker 4: I do it.
Speaker 3: I was putting in a Newbery's order for other bits
Speaker 3: and bobs, and I added in the Lemon.
Speaker 4: Crisp or she's zesty like you can smell her from
Speaker 4: the packet.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 4: Am oh, it's not as sweet as I.
Speaker 1: Was expressing, right, And when I sent him a video message,
Speaker 1: I said, Tim, but they are the most perfect biscuit
Speaker 1: because they are both sweet and savory. That's what I
Speaker 1: just I love that they're shape shifting.
Speaker 3: In fact, I think if you separated that biscuit and
Speaker 3: got no lemon icing on her, you.
Speaker 1: Could put that in a nice French onion dip and
Speaker 1: it'd be lovely. That's yeah, it's They're good. And I
Speaker 1: my mom came over on the weekend and I said, Mum,
Speaker 1: the lemon crisp. Have you heard of it? She has
Speaker 1: heard of it. They're my favorite.
Speaker 3: Biscuit on your pay Patty all right.
Speaker 1: Talking about Arianna Grande, she I'm not going to see
Speaker 1: her this Sunday at the premiere. Please please tell me
Speaker 1: how it goes well.
Speaker 4: I might be at Peggy go I'm yet to decide.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, oh, I'll be at Peggy Goo because she
Speaker 3: can't control her slime and I'm on hands and knees
Speaker 3: pulling it out of the carpet.
Speaker 1: I've got that sort of Peggy Gooo going on.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Ariana Grunde has caused it a little, a little
Speaker 3: cheeky rackus. She has corrected the lyrics of the song
Speaker 3: popular from the.
Speaker 5: Movie because they shared that video of her singing this today.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'll teach you the proper boys when you talk.
Speaker 4: To boys the West, your show you wet shoes.
Speaker 3: To wear, how to fix your hair, really gymnastics, the
Speaker 3: strength of it pop.
Speaker 1: I feel like the first time I ever heard this song,
Speaker 1: Lucy Jirak was singing it.
Speaker 4: Yes, correct same anyway.
Speaker 3: The movie has done a never before seen clip with
Speaker 3: the lyrics included, and they've said it the line is
Speaker 3: proper poise and it's actually plois and around. The Grande
Speaker 3: has commented on that to correct them you have.
Speaker 4: To though, You've got to get it right.
Speaker 1: You've got to correct lyrics because we're that sort of people.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 3: Charlie XCX is on SNL do They've got some great
Speaker 3: co hosts.
Speaker 5: They're having a great season SNL again one if you'd
Speaker 5: like to watch it.
Speaker 3: Charlie XCX is the absolute name of the year and
Speaker 3: she's hosting. She's got the album Brat, which was massive
Speaker 3: cause to sensation.
Speaker 1: Even just the name of it.
Speaker 3: Even if you've never heard of her, you would have
Speaker 3: heard of Brat and the lifestyle that have inspired correct.
Speaker 1: Here is a funny click from the show, A.
Speaker 4: Little teaser trailer.
Speaker 1: We're so excited to hear this week.
Speaker 9: Rat totally Okay, I have this like crazy brash bruh.
Speaker 9: O know, totally, But do you mind if I show
Speaker 9: You're right? Sorry over a share brah brah? Wait oh
Speaker 9: that makes sense? Right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. It just sounds like
Speaker 1: you're repeating the word right right right Rah. I never
Speaker 1: thought of it like that. Why is it funny though?
Speaker 1: Is it because that's all she said?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think the way she just is funny.
Speaker 5: She's also the new face of my favorite brand, Acne,
Speaker 5: and she looks unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Why do they use that word acne?
Speaker 4: Because I see I no longer associate it with like
Speaker 4: skin acne?
Speaker 1: But why why did they?
Speaker 4: It's cool word?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Call them and ask. It's a big question for Thursday.
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