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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. Twenty twenty six is the year

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Speaker 1: of good sex. Good luck.

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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of finally talking to

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Speaker 2: my hot ass neighbor.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, you have to do that, because how often is

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Speaker 3: it that you're single and your neighbor is also single

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Speaker 3: and hot?

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Speaker 1: How old is he? First? Come on, I need to

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Speaker 1: ask this question, Janey cares me j Relatable Relatable.

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Speaker 2: The Relatable podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,

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Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, Audie Clark aka Mummy.

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Speaker 1: Wow, dang, I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 2: That was That was take one. Yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 2: how do we we have a record for ages? I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, how do I do this?

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Speaker 1: We're a bit rusty guys. It's the first time we

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Speaker 1: were recording in twenty twenty six together. How exciting, very

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Speaker 1: very exciting. I gotta say, I've missed it. I love

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Speaker 1: this shit. Okay, you know, okay, I was gonna I

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Speaker 1: thought you.

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Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say like, oh I

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Speaker 2: missed it.

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Speaker 1: I missed it. I thought you were reaching in your

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Speaker 1: pocket to like get something for me. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I just I'm bloody.

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Speaker 2: My bank just let me your Amazon took nine to

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Speaker 2: ninety nine from me, the fucker from my prime membership.

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Speaker 1: Mood killed.

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Speaker 2: But I was thinking about it the other day, right,

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Speaker 2: so we full transparency. Haven't recorded since like the fucking

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Speaker 2: nineteenth or eighteenth and nineteenth of December before christ and

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Speaker 2: today's the twelfth of January, so it's actually a long

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Speaker 2: time not to record, and it was over the Christmas period,

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Speaker 2: so just did fuck all?

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking about it the other day and I

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Speaker 2: was like, absolutely love my job. What I love more

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Speaker 2: doing nothing? So yeah, I was thinking, like I love

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Speaker 2: doing it.

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Speaker 1: Nothing different in that aspect because I always like I

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Speaker 1: like to keep occupied occupied, okay, yeah, and like busy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not so much busy. I just like to have

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Speaker 1: a little bit of obligation so I feel accomplished, I think.

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Speaker 1: Is what I don't like to do nothing.

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Speaker 2: So if you were to say I'm occupied OCCUPIEDO, I

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Speaker 2: I only for some reason. I think occupato memes means

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Speaker 2: the same thing as like taken.

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Speaker 1: Or I guess in use. Yeah, it's like you want

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Speaker 1: to be. It's just like if I've got a day

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Speaker 1: of activities and eighty percent of them is maybe not eighty.

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Speaker 1: Let's go sixty percent is doing something like this? I

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Speaker 1: really then the forty percent is nothing. I'll going on

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Speaker 1: the gym. Yeah, yeah, sixty forty is a good ratio. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like very privileged, you like ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: Every now and then I need a day where it's

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Speaker 2: sixty forty, where I'm doing something forty percent of the

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Speaker 2: time and nothing sixty six days of the week. It

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Speaker 2: could be one hundred percent nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Just because I got a kindle

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Speaker 1: what you were about to say, It's because I've got

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Speaker 1: a kid. Did you see my story on Instagram the

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Speaker 1: other day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got chatty you to give me kids, And

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Speaker 2: I was like, guys, have we been hiding something from you?

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Speaker 2: Some people believed it. Really, I'm not some people fully

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Speaker 2: believed it.

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Speaker 4: You want five.

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Speaker 2: One of those kids was like eight, and we also

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Speaker 2: would have had to have those kids before we met.

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Speaker 1: But I like you too.

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Speaker 2: Dominant jeans A and I best and I have both

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Speaker 2: werown hats, so it gave them more hats in the genol.

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Speaker 1: I was happy.

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Speaker 2: All I said was give us three kids. I was

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Speaker 2: very happy when boy girl boy, and also in that order.

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Speaker 1: What is do you want three? I would be okay

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Speaker 1: with three. Like, if you got to choose, what would

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Speaker 2: I think I would want if I actually got to choose.

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Speaker 2: I take back what I said before. I think I

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Speaker 2: would want girl boy girl, And you want three if

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Speaker 2: I had that three? Or do you mean if I

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Speaker 2: how many?

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Speaker 1: You know what? I actually do want three? I want two.

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Speaker 2: I see I was saying two for a very long

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Speaker 2: time because I grew up with a lot of siblings both.

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Speaker 2: it's cool to have that many, a lot of family,

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to have You're the middle child

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Speaker 1: of your own medicine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of want to like me, here's what, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want to have a middle child so I can

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Speaker 2: go through that life of a middle child and I

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Speaker 2: can forget that it exists. And then when it says

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Speaker 2: something like you always forget about me, I'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you know what'd you say that?

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Speaker 1: But Jake, I had a new way I wanted to

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Speaker 1: start the episode. I'm going to call this relatables Voice

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Speaker 1: males and we have a prompt what we put on

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Speaker 1: our story and this week's prompt was what's the dumbest

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Speaker 1: thing a guy you've been seeing is done? And we

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Speaker 1: asked you baddies to send in a voicemail coming straight

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Speaker 1: from the source of the dumbest thing From God I

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Speaker 1: way to start the year off, just laughing at how

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Speaker 1: dumb men are. And some people put their names, but

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Speaker 1: I'm going to keep them more anonymous a week one.

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Speaker 1: But if you guys like this, I'll tell you next

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Speaker 1: week's prompt at the end.

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Speaker 2: So unless you started your voice message off with like, hello,

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Speaker 2: my name is, please call me back on currently take

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 5: Tell me that he has to end it, not because

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Speaker 5: he doesn't want to, but because the boys before a boys'

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Speaker 5: trip have said that they don't think that he has

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Speaker 5: time to text, so he has to end it with me.

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Speaker 6: And when I.

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Speaker 5: Questioned that, you know that's okay, like if you feel

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Speaker 6: He said, no, no, I want a relationship with you,

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Speaker 6: but the boys don't think that I can, and I

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Speaker 6: need to listen to the boys. And then I answered saying,

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Speaker 6: I didn't realize I was seeing the boys. I thought,

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Speaker 6: it's just you. So, yeah, that's probably the dumbest thing

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Speaker 1: What that's relatable? The boys? The boys always have such

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Speaker 1: a stronghold in the relationship of some men a men boys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the boys said, I don't so this is before

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Speaker 2: don't know, five days. The boys have said, I just

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Speaker 2: don't think you're gonna have time to text your missus.

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Speaker 1: That's insane, That is insane. I guess what dodged a bullet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You did?

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Speaker 2: You dodged a bullet or more like a fucking what's

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What's a better thing like dodged a bullet?

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, you can survive a bullet hitching the

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Speaker 2: right atomic bomb, yeah, yeah, you can survive a bullet.

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Speaker 1: What else could you say? You missed you missed the plague.

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Speaker 1: A plague of boys, all right. Next one.

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Speaker 7: A man once told me that he believes you can

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Speaker 7: get pregnant when you're not ovulating or there's no egg

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Speaker 7: there present, and I was like, no, you need an

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Speaker 7: and he was like full arguing with me about it,

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Speaker 7: this man who's never had a cycle, never owned a uterus,

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Speaker 7: was telling me a woman how cycles and a uterus works.

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Speaker 7: Like it's rough out here being a woman, a straight woman,

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Speaker 2: The way she said that he's never owned a uterus.

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Speaker 1: About? It's crazy? Like I fet men and no at all.

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Speaker 1: Eight Yeah. Men love to know shit. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love knowing a cheeky little fact. They get like

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Speaker 1: this is how it is. No, but I saw it

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Speaker 1: on a TikTok video. Yeah, okay, okay, question.

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Speaker 2: Not to undermine anything the baddy just said, Am I

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Speaker 2: wrong to like? I actually did think. I know an

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Speaker 2: egg needs to be present, but the time like you

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Speaker 1: I looked it up. Oh you did reference check it

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Speaker 1: yeah with our best friend GBT. Huh, and there's a

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Speaker 1: very very very slim chance. Okay, so it's like basically

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Speaker 1: Because I was thinking, fuck, sure you can, like well

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Speaker 1: Getting pregnant every time you have sex. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: and that's why you safe sex, safe sex practices. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I believe it could have just been like a guy

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Speaker 2: making a TikTok video or something, and so, okay, this

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Speaker 2: is like wild to say, but because you when when

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Speaker 2: you're in a relationship and you're not trying to have

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Speaker 2: contraception or no contraception or so you pull out. And

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Speaker 2: so I think it's like a very weird thing that

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Speaker 2: men dream about when they're like when we do go

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Speaker 2: for having a kid, I'm just keen to be able

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Speaker 2: to like, you know, finishing there all the time, and

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Speaker 2: the consequence is like not a consequence because we want

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Speaker 2: the kid, true, you know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I think that's something guilty of thinking. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: girls like it too.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I can't speak for girls, like it's

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Speaker 2: kind of sexy, sexy if you're like kind of coming

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Speaker 2: at the same time and he stays in right. But

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Speaker 2: so I'm guilty of thinking that. But I saw this thing,

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Speaker 2: and this guy goes, when you're trying to have a.

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Speaker 1: Baby, it's not sexy, bro, But can't you make it?

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Why isn't it? Because like, what are you're doing some

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Speaker 1: boring positions? Because if you think about.

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Speaker 2: It, it's like maybe it starts off sexy because you're like,

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Speaker 2: we're doing this for the love of all loves. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you had no peppertowel. He's a real problem solve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an inn, bring back clock, bring back clocks.

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Speaker 2: They are tasty, powered by Marcher, which is pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Goes down a tree, very nice. I think I'm a

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Speaker 1: You know I'm a cold guy. I am too Jake,

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Speaker 1: it's been such a long time since we've actually just

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Speaker 2: While I was away for Christmas, you know, I had

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love what we do. But prior to our break,

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Speaker 1: No, no, the other car that's in your family that

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Speaker 2: My sister has a mass.

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Speaker 1: I've done it before, but not anymore. I just have

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Speaker 1: So with the Christmas season, I was like, oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: It was. It starts. It was in preparation for Lost Paradise.

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Speaker 2: By the way, yeah, they like him cottonon. No, this

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Speaker 1: my favorite brand is Dreamers Club. I wear a lot

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that. I couldn't do that.

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Speaker 2: Boxing Day sails are.

441
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Speaker 1: Cotton Bally slides cotton on where there's.

442
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Speaker 2: Actually can I tell you where?

443
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Speaker 1: Oh wit.

444
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 2: Also twenty twenty six the year of jean shorts for

445
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Speaker 2: Jake Jewts, I've joined the club. I remember you used

446
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 2: to hate Georgs, hate Jordans and then they stand up

447
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Speaker 2: for a second.

448
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Speaker 1: On geords bell there's shorts, mate, Come on, what do

449
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 1: you mean geworts need over the knees?

450
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,879
Speaker 2: But I thought that like the material like jeans.

451
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,960
Speaker 1: Jeans, it's I've always called jaorts over the kneecaps. I

452
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 1: would just call them shorts. They're also like I can

453
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Speaker 1: see your argument too.

454
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna I'm

455
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Speaker 2: part of the short the jorts game.

456
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Speaker 1: No, I would never go like fully over the knee.

457
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Speaker 1: I've got these are like halfway on the knee. Should

458
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Speaker 1: rock them. That's why I was rocking it lost.

459
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Speaker 2: Okay, these are actually from Cottonam, Really, my other one's broke.

460
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Speaker 2: My barley one's broke.

461
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,479
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

462
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm not also not spending round of bucks again on

463
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Speaker 2: a pair of real ones. These are from Uniclo. Yeah,

464
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: I like unique cloth cottonam. Guess how much my outfit costs?

465
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Speaker 2: Hundred cost?

466
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Speaker 1: How which they are? These runs out? I come in

467
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: like one eighty. These are fifty Unique cloth like twenty bucks.

468
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: So it just says it like it's nice anyway. So

469
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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit of touch. How was your holiday?

470
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Speaker 1: And that was good?

471
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Speaker 2: At a grand old time. I I've just did that.

472
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Speaker 2: I would like twenty twenty six to be the year

473
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Speaker 2: that people let new things become their personality.

474
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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't. The problem with that is your new things

475
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 1: don't last. That's what I'm saying. It's like, who cares

476
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 1: if they don't last? What's a new thing you? Kindle? Kindle? Yeah,

477
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 1: I could see it coming.

478
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,240
Speaker 2: I don't care if it doesn't last. If you want

479
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: to be obsessed with this new thing and make it

480
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: your whole personality and then in like six weeks.

481
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: You're like this is boring. Who cares?

482
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Speaker 2: Let it be your personality for six weeks, be who

483
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: you want to be true you're the person that has

484
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 2: multiple personalities.

485
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, like let it happen sort of.

486
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Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six the year of doing I guess whatever

487
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Speaker 2: you want?

488
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Speaker 1: Would that be classified as ADHD? I have no idea

489
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Speaker 1: hyper fixations on something.

490
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Speaker 2: Maybe twenty twenty six is a year that I get

491
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Speaker 2: diagnosed with ADHD or what we.

492
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Speaker 1: Just found out, and I think we can use it.

493
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Speaker 1: Neurodiversient sounds cool. Yeah, the year I become neuro divergent.

494
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so yeah, I would say six a year

495
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 2: of that. I got a what else did I yet?

496
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Speaker 1: I don't know what do you give for Christmas? Good question?

497
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: A record? I got a Nolklan record? Pretty cool? I

498
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: can't remember I got. I think I like the Web

499
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: the most from you. Have you used it yet? Have?

500
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: We had a family picnic and mom and Dad needed

501
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 1: a barbecue and I was like, I've got one.

502
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 2: I've used my range finder that you got me water

503
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: flosser pretty sick.

504
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Use that? Yeah, I've hit it now on the head.

505
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Speaker 1: You wrocked up with your bloody case I got oh yeah,

506
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Speaker 1: the casey Oh that was a Patreon exclusive. Yeah, that's

507
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: unfortunately speaking about Patreon, we got a big announcement for Patreon. Guys,

508
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: this is the last time you will ever be able

509
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Speaker 1: to get our Patreon.

510
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 2: What do they get on Patreon, Jake, You get book

511
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 2: Club five days early on a Monday, you get extended

512
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 2: editions of the Dilemmas on a Wednesday, and you get

513
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 2: a fullst episode on Thursday.

514
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 1: And this is the last time you'll be ever able

515
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: to get all of that for five dollars aud because

516
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it next week the prices are

517
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Speaker 1: raising two per mind. Oh my god, yeah, bro, cost

518
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: of living crisis. We got bills to pay. I'm out

519
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 1: of touch, like we need more money, be out of touch.

520
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 2: Chat should have come after we've up to the price.

521
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Speaker 1: Patreon, but honestly, we do have one of the cheapest Patriot,

522
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: one of the cheapest patreons on the internet.

523
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: Patreon sends us emails being like, yeah, you haven't up

524
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Speaker 2: your prices four it's like twenty six months.

525
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Speaker 1: Or something like why are keeping track? They just want

526
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Speaker 1: more money? Yeah, you know what, so do we so

527
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: get in now. You've got a week until as of

528
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: this episode coming out to lock that price in and

529
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Speaker 1: to touch on the patren members who are already in there.

530
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: Your prices will not be affected as long as you

531
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Speaker 1: stay a member.

532
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Speaker 2: Wonderful. I got a random funny story that came of

533
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Speaker 2: my had so my older sister Joanna was in Canada.

534
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Speaker 2: She came to visit for Christmas. She's actually still in

535
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Speaker 2: Queensland at my parents' place, but she flew into Sydney

536
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 2: two days before we went to Queensland. And the day

537
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Speaker 2: after she flew in is her birthday. So we went

538
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Speaker 2: to like some bar pub cool. It was like really cool.

539
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Speaker 2: I don't remember what it was called. It's like in

540
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Speaker 2: north northern beaches of Sydney or something. And we were

541
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Speaker 2: there chilling, you know, got pizza, a bunch of food

542
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Speaker 2: or whatever. And we had two tables booked, like big

543
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Speaker 2: bench seat tables, and we didn't end up needing both

544
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Speaker 2: of them. We all fit on the one. So there

545
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 2: was one that was free for ages. And then this

546
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Speaker 2: table just a little waves up from us with a

547
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Speaker 2: bunch of middle aged you know, couples. They got told

548
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: their table was needed for a booking and so we said, oh,

549
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 2: you can have this one, we're not using it. So

550
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 2: they went over and sat over there, and but right

551
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Speaker 2: before they'd gone over and sat on it. I had

552
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Speaker 2: cleared our table of our extra food that we were

553
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Speaker 2: going to chuck out or just get them to take

554
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: because we were going to have cake, and so I'd

555
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 2: put the food there and then it's like, oh, you

556
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: guys can have this if you want. Sorry, I just

557
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 2: want food here, like I'll get someone to come and

558
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Speaker 2: get it. And they go, oh no, no, no, leave it,

559
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 2: we'll eat it. What it's like three slices of pizza

560
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 2: really like cold fries. Well, the people were these people

561
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Speaker 2: just like run of the mill couple, just I don't know,

562
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 2: Aussie people like.

563
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Speaker 1: To be fair. The game's a game.

564
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Speaker 2: And they were like forties fifties, like early fifties maybe fifties,

565
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Speaker 2: and they were like that's bold a and they were

566
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Speaker 2: pretty drunk. And I was like, they're like, can we

567
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Speaker 2: have it? And I was like, I mean, if you

568
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Speaker 2: want it. And I was just thinking this is crazy

569
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Speaker 2: because I remember working in hospitality and just are always

570
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Speaker 2: drilling in that. You know, if you're taking a plate

571
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Speaker 2: that sell has food on it back, you like you

572
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Speaker 2: cannot eat.

573
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Speaker 1: The food off that plate. It's disgusted and it actually

574
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Speaker 1: means I don't know where you get you guys came from.

575
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: I could have gone and taken a ship, which I

576
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 2: most likely had, yeah, and not wash my hands properly,

577
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 2: which I most likely didn't, and then touch some of

578
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: that food and it grazed another chip that I didn't

579
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Speaker 2: end up eating.

580
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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But also the type of

581
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Speaker 1: people that are doing that probably know how grubby they

582
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Speaker 1: are and think, these guys, this is a nice group

583
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Speaker 1: of people. Their immune systems are probably strong. They can't

584
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Speaker 1: be grubbier than me. I'm gonna eat that shit fair.

585
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Speaker 2: I mean maybe I mean fair over I was sinking

586
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Speaker 2: that is crazy.

587
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Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it.

588
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: They hooked in.

589
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Speaker 1: They ate it all.

590
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Speaker 2: And then we had cupcakes for the cake and started raining.

591
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: Didn't want to didn't want to ring the cupcakes. I'm

592
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 2: guess what I did, offered it to them.

593
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Speaker 1: They ate them. I couldn't believe it.

594
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Speaker 2: What the fuck?

595
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Speaker 1: New best friend? Yeah? Oh my god? Oh did your.

596
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: Parents did Cassie and Cassie's parents and your parents meet?

597
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: No? No yet, because they said they wanted to write

598
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: where they've been meaning to.

599
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: My parents and best parents have met?

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Speaker 1: Oh? How was it? It was good? Yeah?

601
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: So we went up and stepping my parents for Christmas,

602
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 2: and for I think like a couple of days before

603
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 2: actual Christmas. Best family was also their stand at a hotel.

604
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 2: So they came over for like dinner one night, and

605
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Speaker 2: then they came over for actual Christmas Day, and.

606
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Speaker 1: Yeah it was chill as it's good.

607
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really like each other best parents or also

608
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Speaker 2: her brother and her sister.

609
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Speaker 1: So it was a full family affair.

610
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Speaker 2: Has an older sister that wasn't there because she was

611
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Speaker 2: in Japan, but so yeah, it was a full on

612
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: family affair. Best's whole family, My whole family. I'd like

613
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Speaker 2: my aunts, some aunties and uncles and cousins there and.

614
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Speaker 1: Shit, you know what's next? What dropping a knee?

615
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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to say one thing before I get

616
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Speaker 2: to that, right, because I have a funny story. Sorry

617
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Speaker 2: about the hey wiredness of this episode, Batties.

618
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Speaker 1: But so we're catching up, yeah, live and so Okay.

619
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Speaker 2: My parents, they they aren't shy to make like a

620
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: bit of a shrine for a deceased animal in the family.

621
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Speaker 1: Right.

622
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Speaker 2: Oh, and so we used to have a brown labrador

623
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 2: named Comrade James Craig. Okay, and so we'd add Christmas lunch,

624
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 2: everyone's kind of you getting to that point where you're

625
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 2: all really full, and everyone goes and sits in their

626
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: secretaries to have some silent time. And Beth's mum, she know,

627
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 2: she going up walking over the lounge or whatever, and

628
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: she sees this very nice like steel metal urge she

629
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Speaker 2: thought was a kid and and death with her and

630
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Speaker 2: she goes James Craig, who's James Craig. She thought that

631
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: I had a fucking younger brother, or like an older

632
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: brother that had died also died in twenty twenty five.

633
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Speaker 2: Imagine if I'm dating your daughter and I come to

634
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: your house to dinner like it twice a month, and

635
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: I don't mention a dead brother, and BET's like, that's

636
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: a dog.

637
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: But she was like, James, I'm glad Beth, just like

638
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: he distinguished the fire.

639
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, because Beth told me later that

640
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: day and I was like, oh, that's so funny. Then

641
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, imagine if she's just sitting there thinking,

642
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: how come they never mentioned a dead fucking brother. But

643
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: on the chat of engagements of dropping a knee. So

644
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: Beth and I are going to Canada in July, right,

645
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: and so while we were there a whole bunch, like

646
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 2: everyone's joking Queen. Sorry, everyone's joking around about like dropping

647
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 2: on her knee or like the chat comes up of

648
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: who's going to be first, and then everyone's obviously like

649
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 2: it's going to be Jake because I'm the oldest cousin

650
00:31:53,240 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 2: with a girlfriend. And and then later that afternoon, I

651
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: I've already said I do my ring Chickens with Beth

652
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 2: right still doing that, and so I still do. We

653
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: still do the ring Chickens, And then every month and

654
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 2: then I'm trying to think how it all came up.

655
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: Like basically I said to Beth. I was like, I mean, hey,

656
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 2: Canada would be a great place for it, you know.

657
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: And I was full being serious. I was like, it

658
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 2: could be a great place for it.

659
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she goes Canada that's so soon.

660
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 10: No, And I was like, boy, every time someone mentions it,

661
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 10: you're looking at me like, yeah, where is it?

662
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I mentioned it seriously. Once she goes

663
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: that's so soon, that's called something.

664
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: Hypocrisy is cold fucking feet is what it's gone. Bro.

665
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't really. I laughed to myself and I thought, yeah,

666
00:32:54,920 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: you're I knew you were all that's kind of sick.

667
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, look, i'll wait till we're at

668
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: three years next Canada talking about I couldn't believe it.

669
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: That's funny. But when you were doing that, I went

670
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: to Lost Paradise. Oh yeah, I actually genuinely want to

671
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: ask you how it was, because I haven't asked you. Yeah, okay,

672
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: so it was good. Overall, it was good. But I

673
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: have some ship to talk as well. I think I'm

674
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: allowed to do it. No, I am, I can say

675
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: whatever I want. It's coming on. Yeah, you've been so

676
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: I'll firstly get the good out of the way and

677
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: then i'll go to the bad. The good was the

678
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: festivals out ten, really good, really well run, and I

679
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: thoroughly enjoyed that. I glamped, and I got that from

680
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, glamping sucked ass. Lamping was fucking terrible. Way.

681
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: I was pissed. So a couple of points, we rock

682
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: up and glambing has its own bush. No, it's not

683
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: that I was like special, that's what we thought. So

684
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: we rock up to where all the buses are coming

685
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: and wait, you cover in your current. My mum drove

686
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: me and Cassie, Oh sick. Yeah, it's only yeah. So

687
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: we get dropped up there get our own bus and

688
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh sick, and they're like, oh yeah, it'll

689
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: be about fifteen minutes. I'm like, oh sweet, and tree

690
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: this massive line of people getting the GA bus. I

691
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: can too three hour wait and we're like, oh my god,

692
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 1: this is so lucky. Anyway, we're waiting a while, nothing's

693
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: happening at all, and we go talk to someone and

694
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, when's the glamping bus coming down? And

695
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, it's grid locked down there and we're like,

696
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 1: oh right, what does that mean. She's like, oh, it'll

697
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 1: be about forty five minutes. Oh, and we're like oh okay.

698
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: And we're just watching this line like buses coming coming coming.

699
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: I can like, by forty five minutes, six buses has come,

700
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: GA buses. Yeah, J bus has come. That line's getting

701
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: a bit small. We have moved. And then this group

702
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: of English lads comes and they're getting lamping as well,

703
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: and then the exact same situation and we're like, okay,

704
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: well they're in the same situation, so we're in the

705
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: right spot. Anyway, about hour and a half has been

706
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: Another person comes up to us and we're like, where's

707
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: this glamping bus? Yeah, and like, oh, it's locked down there,

708
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: Like you don't just have to wait? Why is there

709
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: other buses coming? I know that's what we're saying. Anyway,

710
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: gets about two hours of waiting. I reckon, this is

711
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: a joke. No, I reckon. About three quarters of the

712
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 1: line has gone after two hours, and anyway, someone comes

713
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: up to us and it's like, oh, well, you can

714
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: get on the GA bus, get down to the bottom

715
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: and then the glamp and bus will come pick you up.

716
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: And we're like, oh okay, why couldn't we do this

717
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: from the start. It's been two hours. I'm like, oh yeah,

718
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: so I didn't really I didn't really think about it. Anyway.

719
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: For some reason, Lost Paradise higher heaps of foreigners who

720
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: are working for their tickets. So you've got a bunch

721
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: of really nice people who have absolutely no idea what's

722
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: going on. Ohket, there are volunteers, So it's just a

723
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: bunch of twenty thirty year old people who want to party, yeah,

724
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: who are trying to organize this event, who probably rocked

725
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: up the before and when we're listening, it's not their fault. No,

726
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: it's not really their fault. And anyway, so that's getting

727
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: in there. So talk about two and a half hours

728
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: to get in and how the festival. Festival is orientated is, yeah,

729
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: drive down this gully and it's car camping, ga camping

730
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: in the middle of the festival. Drive around is glamping,

731
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: and even further round is more ga camping. So the

732
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: festival's in the middle. And me and Cassie only wanted

733
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: to go for two days. And I won't touch on

734
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: how bad the glamping was for how expensive it was.

735
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: You can look up pictures of yourself. But anyway, we

736
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,399
Speaker 1: wanted to leave. After two days. We're on the other

737
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: side of the festival in glamping and we go to

738
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: like the they had their own reception, and we're like, hey,

739
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: we want to leave. How can we get out of here?

740
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: And they go again, a volunteer, you can't leave, and

741
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: we were like what. We're like, well, that doesn't make

742
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: any sense. I was like. I was like, I was like, well,

743
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: we want to leave. You can't just keep us here.

744
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. Let me

745
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: go talk to someone and we're he's like, give me,

746
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: give me a while. You're staying around. And I was like, well,

747
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: I can't leave. I'll come back like an hour and

748
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: a half. I come back and go to the guy. He' say.

749
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, can you organize the glamping bus to

750
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: come pick us up and take us back up? He's like, oh,

751
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: I've been talking and this other girl rocked up, who

752
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: obviously was getting paid. He goes, oh, no, glamping buses

753
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: don't come to the last day. You're gonna have to

754
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: walk through the whole festival with all your stuff and

755
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: then get picked up from where you got dropped off

756
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 1: at And what really? I was like. I was like,

757
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: I was being a bit deeper. I was like, glamping,

758
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: you can't organize a bus just to drive us around there,

759
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: Like the tickets cost like fucking a couple thousand dollars

760
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: And they're like, nah, sorry. I was like, all right,

761
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: So to be fair, we're doing something weird and leaving,

762
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: but also if people would have had an emergency or something, yeah,

763
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: And I was just like, there's buggies everywhere. I was like,

764
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: just pick us up. Can't you also pay for a

765
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: one day ticket or a two day ticket? Now it's

766
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: only three day for lost? I think. But anyway, so

767
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 1: the last day, at like seven thirty in the morning,

768
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: me and Cassie have esk's chairs, all our bags, pretty hungover.

769
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: We have to pick up our stuff from Glenam. Walked

770
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: all the way through. Think having a fucking festival is

771
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: from one side of the festival to the other. I

772
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: reckon it was a solid and then we have to

773
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,919
Speaker 1: walk through GA camping, which looked like a fucking war side. Yeah,

774
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: was it bad? The best way to what we did

775
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: was better than JA camping, but not car camping. So

776
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: the way to describe GA camping, you know, in like

777
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: a war movie when like they haven't gone to war yet,

778
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: but everyone's just waiting around for shit to happen at

779
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: the camp. Yeah, that's what it looked like. So we

780
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: walked through all that and took us like forty five minutes.

781
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 1: I'm carrying I've got an eski, my bag full of

782
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: clothes and a chair, walking like fucking it had to

783
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: be like four or five kilometers and then we get

784
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: there and then we get out of there and I'm like,

785
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: I was like, the festival is great, but I was

786
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: like the organization on that, like, just give me a

787
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: fucking bus out of here. It's glamping.

788
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 2: I just also don't believe that they didn't have like

789
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: a golf cart. That's what's buggies everywhere.

790
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: And obviously not everyone wants to leave. Everyone wants to

791
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: stay for the last night. So just get us on

792
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: a two person buggy and drive us to five kilometers,

793
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 1: like mate. And also I'm a very able person. There

794
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: was a lot of people who were there who just like,

795
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: aren't very fit, who wouldn't be able to make that

796
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: walk like with all their shit. Dude, I after it

797
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 1: like not being a sook, like like carrying my bag

798
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: full of clothes for that far with everything like it

799
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: that dude. Twenty twenty six the year of sucking. If

800
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: you want to suit say it. But I was like,

801
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like, you can't call this shit

802
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: glamping a I was like, call it like camping with sprinkles.

803
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 2: Or something, camping with then it was shit.

804
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: It was also the festival was super fun. Camping sited

805
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: things sucks. And also like I was pissed at myself too,

806
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: because in hindsight, I pimped my car out. I spent

807
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: a lot of money on that, and me and Cassie

808
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: were like just car camped talking to each other, and

809
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: I was like, my car is so much better than this.

810
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm pissed that I didn't do that. It

811
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: was literally just a tent, a little bed you got.

812
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: I was one level up from we got bedding. It's good,

813
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: bad a pillow and bedding, and then four red bulls.

814
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Four red bulls. Yeah, you guys got

815
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: I guess two a day. We didn't even fucking drink

816
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: them all left of a man.

817
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess at least the festival is fun.

818
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 2: It's also like what do you expect at a festival?

819
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be rough, but also like I

820
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: don't know, glamping is just very misleading.

821
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: Ah man, I reckon like gotta be you gotta be diva.

822
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think twenty twenty six is a year of

823
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: me being a diva and out of touch. Fuck it.

824
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 2: I think maybe, yeah, twenty twenty six should be the

825
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 2: year of like, if you're paying for a service, I'm

826
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 2: gonna use that service.

827
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: And also I felt bad because also like we're still

828
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: young and I expect like that shit. But also glamping

829
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: gets a lot older people who just like the music.

830
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: As well, and I think expecting like more premium version

831
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: of people slash everything around you, but you're still getting

832
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: the degenerate like pieces of shit. It were just like

833
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: yelling at like seven am in the morning.

834
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: Fuck dude, I just can't even I just couldn't do it.

835
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: But overall, I don't know. Equilibrium is that the word? Okay?

836
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: Question bad? Good?

837
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: Is it?

838
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 7: Like?

839
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: Eh, oh, I'm gonna give it a fucking six.

840
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 2: So so the good was like just yea, the good

841
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: just outweighed the bad.

842
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: Made it worth it. Yeah, my piece of advice would

843
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: be get ja car camping and the VIP pass. Don't

844
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: give a fuck about glambing. Ip was cool because we

845
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 1: did get our own bars, okay, and there was like

846
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: a porter shill around Okay, Okay, that was good, okay,

847
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: but don't don't give a fuck about glamp or was

848
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: it like going with girlfriend good? We met a really

849
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:42,879
Speaker 1: nice couple on the last day which made it really

850
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: really fun from Queensland. Shout out to Tara and Joe

851
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: and yeah, we just hanged out of them and like

852
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 1: we're just going to all the events together and made

853
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: a friend as well called Joel. Might be messing up

854
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: with Joe and Joel there and then also I met

855
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: him blame you. I met fucking heaps of bad He's

856
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: a like for real ten to fifteen.

857
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: Let go, I remember one Oh that's me.

858
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: No like one name. Oh you remember her name?

859
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 9: Yeah?

860
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: No, I remember all of them, but Stella. We've caught

861
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: her before on the pod for real. Shout out to Stella.

862
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: She came up to me.

863
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: I wasn't that fucked up when she came up to me,

864
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: So I remember shout out Stella. Shout to Stella. And

865
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: I met another lot of others and I was quite

866
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: fucked up. Good.

867
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: I don't meet any bardies. I went to a rodeo

868
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 2: in Byron. Saw that and you like it. It's pretty cool,

869
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: got a new hat. But oh, mister Fantasy was there.

870
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 1: Oh he's everywhere at the moment e and I didn't

871
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: see him.

872
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 2: I found out after the fact that he was there.

873
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 2: But anyway, I went to this from rodeo and I

874
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: was standing there with Beth and like her friend and

875
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 2: then Joanna and stuff and two lovely barties. One of

876
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 2: them was like, are you Jake from the Relatables? And

877
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I am. And we ended up

878
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: having to really a chat with them, prades me and

879
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 2: Best and they got They asked me for a photo

880
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 2: and they made Best get in it.

881
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: Oh it was funny.

882
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 2: But Courtney and Roady, good on you, Roady, Rody you sure,

883
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 2: Courtney and Rody. Yeah, but a couple of barties shout

884
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 2: out to the Baddies, and then I guess that brings

885
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: us to.

886
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: Finish the catch up. We want to say twenty twenty

887
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: six is going to be the year of the Batties.

888
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: This podcast is hopefully going to grow, and we're going

889
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: to grow with our audience together, and we have a

890
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: strategy to help that. I think we're going to say

891
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: right now, Batties, if you could share this episode right

892
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 1: now on your story, screenshot that story and send it

893
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: to us, you will go on the running to win

894
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: a free piece of merch and each week we will

895
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: be announcing a winner and damning them and getting their

896
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: address and everything. So share that share on your story,

897
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: send it to us, and then we'll just choose a winner. Yeah,

898
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: it says twenty twenty six is a year of spreading

899
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: the word. Spreading the word. Yeah, twenty twenty six a

900
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: year of tag us too and we'll have a double

901
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: chance of seeing it. To call word of mouth.

902
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's like tell your friends. Everyone's like word of mouth, this,

903
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 2: word of mouth that, and we're thinking, like, what the

904
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 2: fuck's word of mouth about? What's this word of mouth

905
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 2: is shit about?

906
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true. But like the only podcast I consider,

907
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: like you come back here like your basement yard, fucking good,

908
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: I'll give it a go. Well, like I say, Dag

909
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: Shepp and you're like, yeah, yeah, I'll give it a go.

910
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,879
Speaker 2: I really, really, I really only try podcasts that people suggest, yeah,

911
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: because I'm like, oh, I trust you you like it,

912
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: will at least give it a go.

913
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: And if I don't like it, I'm not mad at

914
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 1: you exactly. You know. I don't feel like I waste

915
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: my time because someone I know suggests. And it's also

916
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,479
Speaker 1: good when it's shit too. I have like a place

917
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 1: to come to to tell you, like that's a shit recommendation.

918
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean fair, I guess.

919
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, So twenty twenty sixty a year of word

920
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 2: of mouth. Okay, baddies, time for well. One thing that

921
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: we aren't leaving in twenty twenty five.

922
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: Is I do question. I hope not a no.

923
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 7: No.

924
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: We will not leave that in twenty five. The only

925
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: thing we're leaving in twenty twenty five is hmm, let

926
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 1: me think being poor. I like it being poor. Arranged

927
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: lover range rover range lover. I can't even say it

928
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 1: because it's because you would never be there. Yeah, Patreon's

929
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: gone on.

930
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 2: Anyway, we started, we want to start out our twenty

931
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 2: twenty six year off with ig question being twenty twenty

932
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 2: six is.

933
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: The year of.

934
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 2: And the all of you baddies have given us some answers.

935
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 2: First one, twenty twenty six is a year of signing

936
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 2: up for Patreon, signing up the Patreon. That was an

937
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 2: actual answer, and I just thought it's an honorable mention.

938
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: I saw one I didn't pick it is twenty twenty

939
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: six is a year of the relatables. Yeah, I think

940
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: I can feel something bubbling eight.

941
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 2: I think we said last year that twenty twenty five

942
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 2: is going to be the year of relatables, and it was,

943
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: but it also maybe we can do better. So twenty

944
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 2: twenty six is now going to be the year of.

945
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: You ever get that life feeling in your toes, like

946
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: you feel something is going to become true? I got

947
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: that feeling in my toes. Do you ever get that?

948
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: No?

949
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: Really, I don't feel it in my toes. You don't

950
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: feel it in your toes that we're going to get

951
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: to the moon in twenty twenty six. Feeling in my nuggets.

952
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: I actually don't get too many feelings at all about stuff.

953
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 2: I don't get like, oh, I can feel it in

954
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: my fucking heart. I can feel it in my thing.

955
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, maybe yeh, feel it in your toes.

956
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: Go home and rub your toes. You feel like, why

957
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: do you feel it in your toes? It's just because

958
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: that's my place of feeling. AnyWho.

959
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of blocking men ooh.

960
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: Like physically, like with hand or like online? Why not both? Yeah?

961
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: Why not both? Twenty twenty six is the year of me. Hey,

962
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. Focus on yourself.

963
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of sixteen.

964
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: I have won like that too? Strong it back to

965
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. Good year, It was a great. Twenty twenty

966
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: sixteen was a good year. Oh, take me back down

967
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: memory lane, bro, I just got my l's I wouldn't

968
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: had him yet, wouldn't have had him? I for some reason,

969
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 1: you got that twenty days left or less ten days.

970
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: I remember twenty sixteen for some reason being just a

971
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 2: phenomenal year.

972
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, good music, no problems in the world, even though

973
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: we felt like there were problems, like going to the.

974
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 11: Movies with a girl with my problem yeah, or like

975
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 11: not going to the movies or the girl was your problem,

976
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 11: or like or like getting getting a couple of pieces

977
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 11: of gold change together to get a pack of chips.

978
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: And that was the year that the first time I

979
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: think I got drunk, I hadn't got drunk on a

980
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 2: couple of apple ciders. I did it once, and then

981
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 2: I think I waited until I was eighteen.

982
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: After that, twenty sixteen was ten years ago. Fucking crazy. Okay,

983
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: I saw it, feels like it was yesterday.

984
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 2: Okay, remember okay, think of this ready right now. Okay,

985
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 2: how do I explain this? I saw a video of

986
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 2: this guy. He explained it so well. But basically, so

987
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 2: we were born in two thousand, year two thousand, when

988
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: we were six listening to music, and then someone that

989
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 2: was born in like or like really lived through like

990
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: think about the music that we listened to from like

991
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: when we can remember listening to music like six to

992
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: ten or whatever, you know up until now.

993
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: Even so someone.

994
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 2: That was of they were a bit older than us,

995
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 2: but of an age where we maybe talk to them

996
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh I love music from like the

997
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: mid nineties. That's the equivalent of us saying now to

998
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: someone in twenty twenty six, like I loved the music

999
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 2: of the twenty sixteen you know, like prime fetti Wap,

1000
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: which I'm pretty sure he's in prison, but still with

1001
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 2: a fetti wap.

1002
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1003
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've we've lived to bear. Yeah, I f that

1004
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: was lived your errors? How is Drake still around? He

1005
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: stayed relevant a very relevant Yeah shit that was who

1006
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: else was some big artists? I mean tail Swift was

1007
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: relevant back then. Seeing I didn't listen to her. I

1008
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: didn't listen to her, but she was definitely relevant. Yeah,

1009
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: wow wow, Yeah, it.

1010
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: Was a great year.

1011
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: Twenty sixteen. I'm stuck there. Twenty twenty six is the

1012
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: year of not chasing emostally unavailable men. Fuck chasing him,

1013
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: make them chase you.

1014
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of me getting a

1015
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: sugar daddy so I can live good.

1016
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah I stand with that. Yeah, I'm all for that.

1017
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't judge five single, I'd want a sugar daddy.

1018
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 2: Yes, if someone said I got a sugar daddy so

1019
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: I can just get by in these hard times, I'll

1020
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 2: be thinking, hey, you're on the grind.

1021
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there levels to this game. Yeah, twenty twenty

1022
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 1: six is the year of being a Jim Daddy. Go

1023
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: for it. I rate that.

1024
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 2: I rate that twenty twenty is the year of male yearning?

1025
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: What does that mean?

1026
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: Okay, my girlfriend the other day asked me if I

1027
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 2: yearn for her? That means like drooling, and so I

1028
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know, do I? Apparently that's the

1029
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 2: wrong answer.

1030
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: But also that well, I don't know what that word means.

1031
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 2: So yearning is like, you know, when she's not when

1032
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: you're not with her, like I need her.

1033
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: I feel this. I yearn for GYG. Yeah.

1034
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, when she's not around, you miss her and she's

1035
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 2: on your mind all the time type thing. And so

1036
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 2: there's this whole thing where it's like we need to

1037
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: be yearning apparently.

1038
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: And now that you know the definition, do you yearn

1039
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 1: for her?

1040
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 2: I want to be one hundred percent honest with you, guys.

1041
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: I don't yearn. Do you yearn? I don't like the

1042
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: word I would say I look forward to seeing Cassie

1043
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: after a while not being with her, yes, yeah, but

1044
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: it's not like I've got to be with it right now.

1045
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 2: Like, also, I want to be realistic with everyone.

1046
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: I live with Beth a day apart. I yearned for that, like,

1047
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 1: and I know she does too, all right, I know

1048
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: she does too. I was actually talking to someone and

1049
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 1: a bit of a no, it's not a curveball, but

1050
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: a bit of a deeper conversation is twenty twenty six

1051
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: is the year of maintaining your independence.

1052
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 10: Yeah.

1053
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: I like that in a sense of I think a

1054
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: lot of people I don't know if yearning is a

1055
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: part of that, but gets so involved with being obsessed

1056
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: with their person and they lose who they are. Yeah,

1057
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: And I think that's actually a really important tip to

1058
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: take into twenty twenty six, is to maintain your independence

1059
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 1: and who you are and don't become like this co

1060
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: entity that relies on each other. Yeah yeah, yeah, And

1061
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: like my responsible response was like, you shouldn't ye off anyone.

1062
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: See That's why I was thinking. I was like yearning.

1063
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,320
Speaker 2: His act doesn't sound very helpful.

1064
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,400
Speaker 1: It sounds obsessive.

1065
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, taking it too seriously.

1066
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: You're don okay. Twenty twenty six is the year of

1067
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 1: good sex, good luck.

1068
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of finally talking to

1069
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 2: my hot ass neighbor.

1070
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 3: Ooh, you have to do that, because how often is

1071
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: it that you're single and your neighbor is also single

1072
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:25,919
Speaker 3: and hot?

1073
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: How old is he? First? Come on, you need to

1074
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: ask this question. Dy cares me, We canta. We'll get

1075
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: at the dilemma in three weeks. So I slept with

1076
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: my nook. He was forty six. I slipt with my

1077
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,799
Speaker 1: forty six year old nighbor. He was hot, but he was.

1078
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, if you're fucking of age and you

1079
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 2: want to sleep with the forty six yard nighbor, it's

1080
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 2: weird if he does it with you, all right, turns

1081
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 2: depending on how old.

1082
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: Dad he had a wife. I don't know what to do. See,

1083
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: that's bad. This one juxtaposes my last one. Twenty twenty

1084
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: six is the year I still use juxtaposition.

1085
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 2: Hey, I've accepted.

1086
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty six is the year of vibrators.

1087
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 2: Vibrators, we found out from a comment have been around

1088
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 2: since like early days.

1089
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: Also, they come from a dark place, we found out.

1090
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, vibrators were invented because doctors would prescribe them

1091
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 2: to a woman right back in the day and basically

1092
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 2: have to like use them on a woman to make

1093
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 2: a climax, so there would be like a release of tension.

1094
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 2: Now I thought it was it was a comment on ourbum.

1095
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: I thought it was a torture tool. Oh.

1096
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 2: A comment that I read was that maybe it wasn't

1097
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 2: invented for the reason I've said, but that's what they

1098
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 2: would used to be used for.

1099
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a what you said, but it

1100
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: was used to like torture women, and like keep going,

1101
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: really proof check us on that. That's what That's what

1102
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: I was saying. Oh, what the fuck?

1103
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked.

1104
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1105
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is the year of dating.

1106
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: Him for him, not his potential. Oh it's bad later

1107
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: that one like that bang banger. Twenty twenty six is

1108
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: the year of I'll fucking do it myself. I don't

1109
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: know how I feel about that. If I was single,

1110
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: I would love it, yeah, one hundred percent. Oh yeah, yeah,

1111
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: mindset's better to have.

1112
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I was thinking I thought you were thinking, like

1113
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 2: maybe like chores or somethhit and someone's not doing the

1114
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 2: chores properly, like I'm.

1115
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: Not doing myself. You could take it that way. I

1116
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, I don't know, going on a nice date.

1117
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: Fuck it, I'll do it myself.

1118
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, take yourself on a date.

1119
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: I like that.

1120
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six is a year of not going on

1121
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 2: a date unless the man plans it.

1122
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: Sure, Why else would you go on a day? Is

1123
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: the only reason you're going to day? A lot of

1124
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: men are like, where you want to go? Where should

1125
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: we do? The pub with me? Let's go get a drunk? Okay,

1126
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: my last one? Tell me if this is true. Twenty

1127
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: twenty six is the year of Akatar six.

1128
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 2: Potentially is it? But I mean, I guess it's probably

1129
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 2: not impossible. We've got that trailer ray or like the teaser.

1130
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 2: Yeah she's done writing it.

1131
00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she's done writing it. We don't have a

1132
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: name for it. How long does that shit take?

1133
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 2: That's a good question.

1134
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: Now we had a name, wasn't it like the court

1135
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: of Oh we thought of a name? Yeah? Oh, what

1136
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: did we want to call it? A court of Like?

1137
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: Wasn't it we finished on it was like a quarter

1138
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: Because it's gonna be the kid isn't it.

1139
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to say something crazy just then,

1140
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 2: and I was gonna say, a court of like big

1141
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 2: dicks and type pussies.

1142
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,240
Speaker 1: We're weird like that. But those two don't go together

1143
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: like peanut butter and jelly, do they? What are you

1144
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: talking about? Butter and jelly goes together? Yeah, And what

1145
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: you just said doesn't go together. A big penis and

1146
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 1: a type vagina they don't go together very well. What

1147
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: do you mean why? Because it's like fucking I'll have

1148
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: you know.

1149
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,439
Speaker 2: I can't speak for anyone, but I would dare say

1150
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 2: there's a couple of people listening on headphones or.

1151
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: In cars thinking.

1152
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing, oddie, A big dick and

1153
00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,359
Speaker 2: a type pussy do go together quite well.

1154
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: A court of boyfriend dick and type pussy. There you go,

1155
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 1: that's better. Oh no, no, no, girlfriend pussy is not

1156
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: a thing? Is it? Like girlfriend vagina? I'm crazy? Oh,

1157
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: pussy's girlfriend pussy? Going off men's mentality? Any last one

1158
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: for me? Twenty twenty six is a year of money

1159
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: in the back. Let's go editor, money, simple money, flight around.

1160
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 12: I got money in the comments time.

1161
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 2: I got YouTube comments from a couple of weeks ago

1162
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 2: we got from Dobbie Smiles. You've actually replied to this.

1163
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 2: I didn't reply to this said I'm sorry, guys, but

1164
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 2: not knowing the difference between they're there and there or

1165
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 2: your and your sounds ridiculous to people like me who

1166
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 2: are not native in English. Now this next part is

1167
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 2: the part I wanted to go.

1168
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: Tell you about.

1169
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: Also, being able to read analog clock is such a

1170
00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: weird gen z flex it is. But aren't we the

1171
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: are we not the We're like the newest generation though,

1172
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 2: aren't we?

1173
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: It's generation generation out for, isn't it? Oh? Oh yeah? Also,

1174
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: I want so Jen Alpha doesn't know how to read

1175
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: analog clocks. You also dug yourself a hole just then

1176
00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 1: that you don't know about why do you know? On

1177
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: the episode that she's referencing, you said you'd come to

1178
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: the next episode with a bunch of screenshots of different

1179
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: times and you'd test me. Oh no, I need to

1180
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: buy No, I want to buy an analog clock. What

1181
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: happened to that? I forgot?

1182
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 2: So next week, guys, next week, more quick one A

1183
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 2: quick one quick. This could be a good topic for

1184
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: the Relatables Voicemails topic for the podcast have you ever

1185
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 2: been given a weggie?

1186
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: What's the story?

1187
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: I would just like to point out I'm pretty sure

1188
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 2: most women just live with a webbgie every day. And

1189
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 2: they'll say they don't because they have a d strings

1190
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 2: rubbing up on their buttthole getting poop on that ship

1191
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: and they're like, no, it doesn't get poop on it.

1192
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 1: Yes it does. I've got one too. It's from daff

1193
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: jpeg one. Yes, Team Sexy Men. I love both Akata

1194
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: and fourth Wing Team check. Let's go and baddie, it's

1195
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 1: time for one of you too sign off theirpisode. Today.

1196
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: We're calling Jade. She's got big shoes to feel. It's

1197
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: the first one of twenty twenty six. And see how

1198
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: she goes.

1199
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 2: She should have no shoes to feel fresh start.

1200
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: Oh all right, man, if you want to get called

1201
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: by us, the link will be in the description and

1202
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: I'll say sign off an episode. Hello, Ja sick, Hello Jade,

1203
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,959
Speaker 1: it's jaking Ody from the related to this podcast. How's

1204
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: it going? Oh?

1205
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 2: Good? Thanks? How are you good?

1206
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: Thank you? I see you've been on a confession session before,

1207
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: have you?

1208
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 4: I have yes? Where the other one is?

1209
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 8: Mate?

1210
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: Oh, we recognize your voice. That's why oh, I definitely

1211
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: didn say contact. That's all right. We are calling you

1212
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 1: because we would like you to sign off the first

1213
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: episode of twenty twenty six if that's okay.

1214
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well pressure all right.

1215
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no pressure, fresh start, fresh start. I'm saying

1216
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure.

1217
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 4: Setting the bar high, Setting the bar high, all right,

1218
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 4: I reckon for twenty twenty six. The vibes are stay

1219
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 4: unhinged and do it for the plot.

1220
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not, that's kind of what we're talking about.

1221
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 4: Why not?

1222
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeahy not? Yeah? All right, thank you very much, and

1223
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: enjoy the rest of your day.

1224
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 4: Yes, you're too.

1225
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 9: Bye.

1226
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: That's it for today, batties.

1227
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 2: You guys heard your first twenty twenty six is a

1228
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: year of doing it for the plot and staying unhinged.

1229
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 1: That's it. Stay bad.