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Speaker 1: Quick Whip, quick whip.
Speaker 2: It's time for a quick whip. Sprowler's God, that's actually
Speaker 2: a bit of tongue.
Speaker 1: It's time for a quick whip.
Speaker 3: Time for a quick, quick, quick whip, Bogan.
Speaker 1: We are breaking the rules right now. We are in
Speaker 1: l LA, we're in Vegas, and we're recording this on
Speaker 1: my phone, so apologies if it doesn't sound the best,
Speaker 1: but it's a quick whip, so we don't care. We're
Speaker 1: breaking the rules. We're going to be sending this to
Speaker 1: producer Hannah and we're going to say upload it. This
Speaker 1: is a quick Whip episode because quick Whip has become
Speaker 1: one of the most iconic parts of our America trip.
Speaker 1: You would have seen the video on Instagram and TikTok
Speaker 1: of Matt after he had one too many double vodkas
Speaker 1: and we had a quick whip, and you know what,
Speaker 1: we're going to start doing more bonus episodes every now
Speaker 1: and then, and we're calling them quick whips. And for
Speaker 1: those of you that don't know what a quick whip is,
Speaker 1: because I've had a lot of people say, what is
Speaker 1: a whip? It is a work in progress and it's
Speaker 1: actually something that people do in like a corporate environment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you do a quick whip, it's like,
Speaker 2: let's just do a quick whip on that project, and
Speaker 2: everyone gets together and goes, right, this is where I'm at,
Speaker 2: This is where I'm at, this is where I'm at.
Speaker 2: So this is a quick whip of our America trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a quick weather American trip.
Speaker 2: Coming to you live from Las Vegas, where so much
Speaker 2: has happened.
Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like we've got to take you through.
Speaker 1: It, or we do.
Speaker 2: We should touch on though, because obviously there's that very
Speaker 2: crazy night we're about to talk about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should go back to Coachella.
Speaker 1: Like the Bunning's out there, talk a bit more about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we broke the internet. We're on news.
Speaker 2: We're in the paper. For god's sake, didn't know newspapers
Speaker 2: still existed, but literally, who rah Darlin, We're in the paper.
Speaker 2: So grandmar will be happy. But I think just Coachella
Speaker 2: as a whole. Yeah, this trip for me has been
Speaker 2: a lot of realizing that not everything is what it's
Speaker 2: made out to be.
Speaker 1: I could have told you that before we went, as
Speaker 1: someone that's been to Coachella three times now, I could
Speaker 1: have told you, Yeah. And obviously, like we know, social
Speaker 1: media isn't real as it is, so of course it's
Speaker 1: going to look more glitz and glam on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wasn't expecting, like it's not like I
Speaker 2: was expecting glamar. But it's just funny that you just
Speaker 2: forget that Coachella realistically is a music festival with all
Speaker 2: the shittest parts of music festivals yep, on a grander scale.
Speaker 2: The other thing is a lot of people don't realize
Speaker 2: how big Coachella is. It's like kilometers to go to
Speaker 2: a different stage. Almost like it's like that we didn't
Speaker 2: go to I think what, there's like seven stages or something.
Speaker 2: I don't think I got to four of them because
Speaker 2: they were out far away now and was playing on
Speaker 2: them that I was interested in anyway. Yeah, but there
Speaker 2: were so many stages and so many aspects of coach
Speaker 2: that I didn't even get to because I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not bloody walk and one point eight kilometers to go.
Speaker 1: And get there quite literally.
Speaker 2: It's it's really big and there's so many people, and
Speaker 2: so I knew a lot of people who were going
Speaker 2: and didn't even like run into.
Speaker 3: Anyone or anything.
Speaker 1: It's massive.
Speaker 3: I saw and A Paul was there and a lot
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 1: Wasn't she there on weekend one though?
Speaker 3: I think she went.
Speaker 2: Both oh yeah, So a lot of people were saying, oh,
Speaker 2: not one person has like said anything or got any
Speaker 2: footage of her or blah blah blahcauh. She was doing
Speaker 2: a snapchat rat. But I think people don't understand, like,
Speaker 2: because I've always thought as well, like how do how
Speaker 2: does James Charles go and like not get swarmed by everyone?
Speaker 1: I think they do. I think they do get swarmed.
Speaker 3: You reckon because I reckon.
Speaker 2: No one like actually notices, I mean when they're getting
Speaker 2: their photos in front of the big Ferrists wheel when
Speaker 2: everyone's walking in. Maybe yeah, but like for me, I
Speaker 2: feel like you're so focused on getting from where you
Speaker 2: need to go next that you don't pay attention to.
Speaker 1: Anyone, and people don't go there to meet fair celebrities
Speaker 1: and influencers and stuff, but I think people genuinely go
Speaker 1: because they want to go to a festival and have
Speaker 1: a good time with whoever they're there with.
Speaker 3: We saw a.
Speaker 2: Couple, didn't we We saw Bowen Yang from is that
Speaker 2: his name? Bowen Yang from Saturday Night Live? He did
Speaker 2: the Apple Dance, but we actually saw him in VIP. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw a couple of like American TikTokers that probably
Speaker 1: aren't relevant to our audience. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: thought I would just mention. I know we said we're
Speaker 1: in a hotel room, but I just want to apologize
Speaker 1: if this pod doesn't sound as good as all of
Speaker 1: our other pods. Yeah, like if it's a bit dodgy
Speaker 1: audio or we're like far away or whatever. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to give your heads up. But when we do
Speaker 1: more of these Quick Whip episodes, they're going to be
Speaker 1: in the studio with the proper mics and everything. But
Speaker 1: we're just going rogue for the first one.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely. So.
Speaker 2: Coachella was fun. Bunning's outfit was fun. Bunnings were good
Speaker 2: sports about it, which was nice. I was a bit
Speaker 2: worried about what.
Speaker 1: We thought we were going to get in trouble. You
Speaker 1: know what, I'm still waiting for that email.
Speaker 3: In my email, they were fun.
Speaker 2: They were quoted in an article saying that they appreciate the.
Speaker 3: You know, the love.
Speaker 1: I think with Bunnings they would have been thinking because
Speaker 1: just for context, everyone, apparently Bunnings is really strict on
Speaker 1: their staff uniforms for their staff, like they're not allowed
Speaker 1: to be seen outside of work with it on, and
Speaker 1: it's they've got like a massive policy around not drinking
Speaker 1: in the uniforms. In saying that, I just want to
Speaker 1: add to this, it's a very easy to replicate outfit.
Speaker 1: Like it's not like it's some extravagant hard to replicate
Speaker 1: things like you can literally just print on a green
Speaker 1: apron like and print on a red shirt. Like it's
Speaker 1: really easy to replicate. But apparently there were They've got
Speaker 1: like this Facebook group for Bunnings employees and they were
Speaker 1: posting in there about us, going who approved this and
Speaker 1: what is this? Like all the people that ad me
Speaker 1: in the group or whatever people were sending me screenshots
Speaker 1: of that, and so I was worried that we were
Speaker 1: going to get some sort of email from Bunnings to
Speaker 1: be like, how did you get these uniforms, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: But I reckon, like Bunnings HQ would have been like, Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, how the fuck did they get these uniforms?
Speaker 1: Second of all, should we do something about this? But
Speaker 1: then I reckon they would have seen we got millions
Speaker 1: of views across all of our videos, we were on
Speaker 1: the news, Bunnings was written everywhere, like we created so
Speaker 1: much awareness around Bunnings that I reckon they would have
Speaker 1: just went, let's just fucking be happy with this. But
Speaker 1: we still very will well could get that email. Yeah
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for them to see it.
Speaker 2: Which yeah, but also I just don't think they have
Speaker 2: a leg to stand on.
Speaker 1: And also I don't think we're the first people in
Speaker 1: the world that have dressed up in Bunning's uniforms. Like
Speaker 1: I reckon, people definitely have. And you know what, Matt,
Speaker 1: I reckon when like festival season comes around again, I reckon,
Speaker 1: people are going to dress up in Bunnings costumes. And
Speaker 1: also I think Halloween people are going to dress up
Speaker 1: in Bunnings costumes. Yeah, so that was a very iconic
Speaker 1: moment for us. We had so much fun, We got
Speaker 1: absolutely fucked up on so many nights, every night. And
Speaker 1: the thing is with Coachella, like you just wake up
Speaker 1: and do it all again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many things that I learned that if
Speaker 2: I do ever do whatever again, there's so many things
Speaker 2: that I've learned, Like, for example, I think we spent
Speaker 2: or I spent way too much money that I didn't
Speaker 2: need to on like a nice accommodation.
Speaker 3: Like at the end of the day, it's literally just
Speaker 3: a bed. You're never there.
Speaker 1: You get home at two or three am, you fall asleep,
Speaker 1: you wake up, you get you dressed and start drinking,
Speaker 1: and off you go again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say it's such a big music festival.
Speaker 2: It is a shit show. It's so unorganized and it's
Speaker 2: like walk here, go there, pick up this pass you
Speaker 2: got to we're gonna mail out your tickets, but you're
Speaker 2: going to go and pick up your pass for the
Speaker 2: shuttle somewhere else and then get in this shuttle line
Speaker 2: and then go from this place to that place.
Speaker 1: And the walking is so far, like where the ubers
Speaker 1: and shuttles drop you off. Then you've got a wall
Speaker 1: kilometers to get to the festival.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we haven't told the internet about our
Speaker 2: crazy ubit river.
Speaker 1: Yet I feel like we need to do Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to break the rules again. I think we just
Speaker 1: need to do another quick whip episode, like sometime, really
Speaker 1: bloody soon, like in the next week or two. And
Speaker 1: I want that to be a specific story time.
Speaker 3: What do you mean that one the uber story?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because let's save it. Of course, you want
Speaker 1: a lot to say in this episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we should clarify as well that quick whips
Speaker 2: are going to come whenever and however often, so you know,
Speaker 2: you are always asking your scrollers for more episodes, and
Speaker 2: we would love to give them to you. But also
Speaker 2: we're really fucking busy, and well you are. It's you
Speaker 2: that needs to find the time. I could find the time,
Speaker 2: it's you that needs to find the time. The time
Speaker 2: for the rollers, I know, but like we like I
Speaker 2: could upload seven days a week if I really wanted to,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But I feel like you don't have the capacity to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is we're giving you quick whips wherever, Yeah, randomly,
Speaker 2: whenever we feel like there's something. So hopefully as well,
Speaker 2: we can set up some podcasting equipment at home, like
Speaker 2: at your house and at.
Speaker 1: My house, so that we have we're near each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least we've got the you know, facility, the
Speaker 2: facility so that it sounds better than a voice recording
Speaker 2: on a fucking iPhone.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so quick whips will come whenever.
Speaker 1: Wherever, wherever, whenever.
Speaker 2: Like and especially as well, because sometimes we find that
Speaker 2: we will record an episode of High Scrollers, finish recording
Speaker 2: the episode, and then that day something happens. I can't
Speaker 2: wait to hear about this on the podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to be TWI?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is so funny. Tell same story.
Speaker 3: I love them.
Speaker 2: I'm really, I'm actually that's actually one thing that I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about in like a main episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, should we record a main episode while we're here?
Speaker 3: Not tonight? Not tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Hannah will approve how bad this
Speaker 1: audio is?
Speaker 3: Oh so true?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Hannah will.
Speaker 2: Send this quick wip to Hannah and then if she
Speaker 2: can give us, she can giveus feedback and we could
Speaker 2: do like a whole because so much has happened, and
Speaker 2: obviously we've been away for like a few weeks now. Anyway,
Speaker 2: the twenties, the two ladies on TV that the twins
Speaker 2: that talk at the same time. I'm sure you're all
Speaker 2: across it, but I'm really sad with the internet's response.
Speaker 2: Everyone's been really mean. And also I'm like, something really
Speaker 2: tragic also happened, and I'm like, and then a lot
Speaker 2: of Americans they are coming in the chat going, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this is so annoying that they're definitely faking it,
Speaker 2: like blah blah, blah blah, and I'm just like, you
Speaker 2: don't know the twenties, stop the twiny slander. Anyway, where
Speaker 2: were we? Because we were going to say, and we
Speaker 2: did this with a purpose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're going to keep the uber story for
Speaker 1: another quick whip because we I don't want to say
Speaker 1: we almost got kidnapped, but we kind of did home
Speaker 1: in it. It was and it was AJ and Sky
Speaker 1: as well as awful of the four of us, and
Speaker 1: my heart was.
Speaker 3: I thought we were going to get shot.
Speaker 2: And the clickbait is I mean, no one had guns though,
Speaker 2: but like it like if they.
Speaker 1: Did, yeah, we'll say that and tell the whole story.
Speaker 2: It's very much held hostage vibes, like yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: if I had a dollar for every time i'd been
Speaker 2: held hostage in my life, I'd add two dollars.
Speaker 3: And that's fucking weird, isn't it. But anyway, today's quick whip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting onto. Actually, what we're talking about today is actually.
Speaker 3: About last nast night here in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Ah, if only you could all have been there. We've obviously,
Speaker 1: so we finished it Coach oll Lot was really fun.
Speaker 1: You saw all of that. Then we've come to Vegas
Speaker 1: and AJ came with us, Sky has gone to Canada
Speaker 1: to visit family, and we haven't been like storying and
Speaker 1: contenting as much in Vegas. But I think it's because
Speaker 1: we've just been getting drunk the whole time, and all
Speaker 1: you really do here is literally get drunk. But we
Speaker 1: spent a few days with AJ, and then he's gone home,
Speaker 1: and then last night we were like, let's have a
Speaker 1: fun night. And you, especially Matt, you were saying I'm
Speaker 1: getting fucked up tonight, like you were like, I'm having
Speaker 1: a big one. I'm like, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: So we booked a nice dinner at Pinkies, which is.
Speaker 2: Restaurant in Vegas, and it was really good.
Speaker 3: There'll be a full review up on my socials. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I thought to be up by the time
Speaker 3: this quick Whip goes up.
Speaker 2: But it was actually surprisingly really really I thought it
Speaker 2: was going to be like trashy, because I've been to
Speaker 2: the Serve One in LA and that is trashy and.
Speaker 3: On Sunday, yeah, your birthday.
Speaker 1: But this was really good. And we had three cocktails while.
Speaker 3: We were there, or yeah, we had three three three
Speaker 3: and they're very they're very strong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't sound that much like if you had
Speaker 1: three cocktails at home, like you'd just be like whoa.
Speaker 1: But we were already yet already smashed. After the dinner,
Speaker 1: then we had tickets to RuPaul's Drag Race Live show,
Speaker 1: and in there we had we only again, we only
Speaker 1: had two more drinks each in the shows. That's five
Speaker 1: drinks total, but oh one was a standard and one
Speaker 1: was a double. And so we walked out of the
Speaker 1: show and I truly think that that's where it all
Speaker 1: went downhill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but wait, can we talk about RuPaul's Drag Race
Speaker 2: Live for one sec? Because for any of the drag
Speaker 2: Race people's who are wanting to know what Drag Race
Speaker 2: Live was like. I had a great time because I
Speaker 2: was drunk, but realistically, I don't think a showcase drag
Speaker 2: Race on like the best level it could happen.
Speaker 3: But we both had a great time.
Speaker 1: It was great. It was kind of like the show
Speaker 1: but live an episode.
Speaker 2: It was the show like an episode of the show,
Speaker 2: but live on stage. But it was fantastic. I had
Speaker 2: the best time ever. But I kind of was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this isn't like as good as I thought it would
Speaker 2: have been. But I think it also comes down to
Speaker 2: the cast that you get. The cast that we got
Speaker 2: definitely not the top tier talent. You know, they're all
Speaker 2: fabulous and they're all amazing, but definitely not like there's
Speaker 2: some real show stoppers.
Speaker 1: Because the people in the live show are people.
Speaker 3: That have been on records drag Race.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was really fun.
Speaker 2: It was so fun. We had the best time. We
Speaker 2: made some friends with some ladies across the table from us.
Speaker 2: They were amazing, yep, and we just drank and screamed
Speaker 2: and had a good time. And then it was definitely
Speaker 2: that double because once we walked.
Speaker 1: Down, we walked out like, let's keep partying, mind you,
Speaker 1: we don't know where to go.
Speaker 2: First of all, we went on over to a Poky's. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so we had a little bit of cash and I said,
Speaker 2: let's chuck it in.
Speaker 1: We put a hundred bucks in. And mind you, we
Speaker 1: don't know what we're doing on the pokeys here in
Speaker 1: Vegas because like the numbers, like you know, you press
Speaker 1: the button and it's at home, it might be like
Speaker 1: twenty cents of like a dollar, two dollars. This you
Speaker 1: press and it'll be like way more than you thought,
Speaker 1: Like you might have thought it was going to be
Speaker 1: a dollar, but it's ten dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just I mean, and again, just to preface this,
Speaker 2: we don't condone or encourage gambling, but we are in.
Speaker 3: Vegas, so obviously of course we're going to try slots.
Speaker 2: And as a lot of you know, like I've come
Speaker 2: to Vegas four other times on you know, when I
Speaker 2: was younger, on family holidays as well, but I've been
Speaker 2: twice as an adult or three times it's an adult actually, sorry,
Speaker 2: and I've never had enough money to play the slots.
Speaker 2: So like this time, I had a little bit of
Speaker 2: a budget. I literally worked it into my holiday budget.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna put some cash aside to
Speaker 2: play the pokeys.
Speaker 1: We walked past this piggybank machine, and I'm like, let's
Speaker 1: put money in there. Like we've just come out of
Speaker 1: the show, and the show is in the casino, so
Speaker 1: you exit the door and boom, there's all the Pokeys.
Speaker 2: Which, by the way, if you've not been to Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: there's Pokey's in the pharmacy, There's Pokey's at the airport.
Speaker 1: There's Pokey every day show.
Speaker 3: Every shop you go in, there'll be a one slot
Speaker 3: machine in the corner. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: So we put one hundred dollars in hit.
Speaker 2: A button, which I'm thinking is like going to be
Speaker 2: a dollar twenty. It's t twelve dollars dollars hit.
Speaker 1: And then we won five hundred Australian dollars American dollars.
Speaker 3: Sorry off the one hit. And then we just.
Speaker 1: Pulled it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brittany pulled it out and said let's fucking go,
Speaker 2: and then we went we walked out of the casino
Speaker 2: down the road.
Speaker 1: Then we went into this country bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which you would have seen on the stories. I
Speaker 2: had that photo with the guy from American Arms.
Speaker 1: And then we got one more double drink there each
Speaker 1: and the craziest thing about Vague for me right has
Speaker 1: been the fact that you can walk into a restaurant
Speaker 1: or a bar or wherever, and let's say you go
Speaker 1: out for dinner and or maybe not dinner, like if
Speaker 1: it's in a proper glass, but a lot of places.
Speaker 3: So if it's in a glass, you can get it
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, everywhere serves like plastic cups, by the way, plastic
Speaker 1: straws here. I'm been loving those. I just want to say,
Speaker 1: then you can leave the restaurant with your drink in
Speaker 1: your hand, out onto the street and just keep walking
Speaker 1: down the street drinking. There is no rules here when
Speaker 1: it comes to public drinking. In fact, they encourage. And
Speaker 1: there's like stores as you walk down the strip that
Speaker 1: sell like all those big slushy mugarita things that you
Speaker 1: can just buy on the street and then walk down
Speaker 1: the street drinking.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got a drink in their hand here. It's kind
Speaker 3: of crazy.
Speaker 1: So by this point it's maybe getting close ish to midnight.
Speaker 1: Maybe we left a little country bar, kept walking and
Speaker 1: Matt was in one of those moods where he wants
Speaker 1: to be friends with everyone we walked past. He was
Speaker 1: going up to people going, what's your story, Tell me
Speaker 1: your story.
Speaker 2: This girl told me her story, and she said something like, oh,
Speaker 2: my boyfriend's.
Speaker 1: Hooked up with his sister, looking up with her sister.
Speaker 2: My sister's fucking my boyfriend or something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I was so drunk I gave her a tip for
Speaker 2: that story, like, I said, you know what's sweety, And
Speaker 2: I pulled out five dollars and I said, they're gonna
Speaker 2: so I don't have any more.
Speaker 3: I've got another dollar there. I gave her a six
Speaker 3: dollar tip.
Speaker 2: For telling you fucking story on the strip, like I
Speaker 2: don't understand where. That's where I was at, right, So
Speaker 2: then I see these two boys with these big you know,
Speaker 2: those hour glass looking slurpy slushy.
Speaker 3: Drinks that you would know what they at east to
Speaker 3: show there.
Speaker 1: Like a big slushy thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you can get like meter long ones
Speaker 2: here or three or like three foot ones or something,
Speaker 2: and so they both have one of those. Now keep
Speaker 2: in mind, up until this point, I have drunk nothing
Speaker 2: but vodka all night. So I'm having a good time
Speaker 2: with the vodkast.
Speaker 3: I'm there. I'm literally legless. They have these big things.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I've seen them, and I don't know what attracted
Speaker 2: me to them, but.
Speaker 1: When you were just every person we saw you were
Speaker 1: like I want to be your friend.
Speaker 2: I want to be And there were two like very
Speaker 2: straight guys who like what who?
Speaker 3: What? What? Did I think they were straight guys?
Speaker 1: But I will say like they were like nerdy okay,
Speaker 1: and like a game of vines, like they get game
Speaker 1: of I reckon, they played PlayStation and like they seem
Speaker 1: very innocent, like just like friendly sweet guys, not like men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I saw them and I said, what's your story?
Speaker 2: And then he it was his birthday, is his birthday
Speaker 2: and his name was Matt and that's why.
Speaker 1: We and then we were like, let's party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we said I said where are you going?
Speaker 2: And he said We're going down to Fremont Street, didn't he.
Speaker 1: Yeah, We're like, well, we'll go. Meanwhile, that starts sipping
Speaker 1: the big drink thing they had, and that was a
Speaker 1: mix of alcohol, including tequila quila.
Speaker 3: But the tequila is what I could taste. Now.
Speaker 2: I don't like tequila at the best of times, but
Speaker 2: in fact, I don't like tequila at all. Would I
Speaker 2: would rather not have tequila me too? If that was
Speaker 2: the if there were options, that's not the one I'm picking. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So fucking hate tequila. But obviously I'm drunk, so I
Speaker 2: start drinking, drinking, drinking, And.
Speaker 1: Then we get to Fremont Street. Mind you, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it was so late already, Like when we were
Speaker 1: leaving to go there, it was like one am already.
Speaker 1: And then we get to Fremont Street. It must be
Speaker 1: like twenty past one in the morning. We jump out
Speaker 1: the car and we run over and there's this band
Speaker 1: plane like on the street because it's like a big
Speaker 1: it's kind of like Cavil Avenue or like Surface Paradise Pdise,
Speaker 1: And so there's a band playing. There's all families dancing,
Speaker 1: and Matt's getting in the crowd wave from his arms
Speaker 1: up and down in the air. And because it's so late,
Speaker 1: like I think the band played for like three minutes
Speaker 1: and then it was over.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then you said to me, I need to go to
Speaker 1: the toilet. And we're standing like next to lots and
Speaker 1: lots of casinos, Like the casinos are just there on
Speaker 1: the street, like the Pokey is right there, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, you go, I'll just stand right here like
Speaker 1: exactly where we've walked into this street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't even remember that conversation, but yep.
Speaker 1: About twenty minutes goes by, and I'm like, where the
Speaker 1: fuck is Matt?
Speaker 3: And also I went with the other guy.
Speaker 1: You went with the other mats yeah, And so I'm
Speaker 1: calling you. And then we finally got onto you where
Speaker 1: you called me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no you didn't, did I answer?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but I think then the other
Speaker 1: guy called the other guy, and then we got onto you.
Speaker 1: And then you guys had ended up way down the street,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, what the hell did they get
Speaker 1: so far? Like they were just going to the toilet there,
Speaker 1: And so we walked down and I saw across like
Speaker 1: you crossed the set of light and everything.
Speaker 3: What do you mean he did?
Speaker 1: And across the I don't remember any of it, see Matt.
Speaker 2: All I remember is I was with the other guy
Speaker 2: and he we were going to the toilet, but then
Speaker 2: he ran into someone and I told him my whole story,
Speaker 2: my whole life story, in the span of forty seconds.
Speaker 2: And I couldn't even tell you their face, like if
Speaker 2: if I saw them in a police liner, I couldn't
Speaker 2: peak because thinking at the start of the night was
Speaker 2: the middle of my eyes were black and then I
Speaker 2: could see the outer but by the end of the
Speaker 2: night they were pinholes and I could only see the inside.
Speaker 3: I was literally losing I was losing vision. Yeah, far out.
Speaker 1: So anyway, it's been like twenty minutes. I'm like, where
Speaker 1: are these guys? Like they would just go into the toilet.
Speaker 1: We walked up the street. There they are across the
Speaker 1: set of lights and there's lots of like benches and
Speaker 1: poles and posts, and I look over and there's Matt
Speaker 1: like leaning sideways across like a pole, like a horizontal pole,
Speaker 1: like a barricade. And I'm like, oh, no, like, what
Speaker 1: has happened in this twenty minutes? Like, yeah, you were
Speaker 1: drunk like the whole night, but you just you didn't
Speaker 1: look well. Yeah, and then you came across the street
Speaker 1: and I was like stop, like because the lights were.
Speaker 3: Fucking right, I don't remember that because you were going to.
Speaker 1: Come across the road, and I'm like, for fuck's sake,
Speaker 1: and then it just it's it was I need to
Speaker 1: get Matt home. Yeah, and I went into fucking.
Speaker 3: Fight or flight.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I can't see a fucking thing. I'm like rolling
Speaker 2: on the funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, this I want to just clarify this wasn't funny
Speaker 1: at the time, Like I was in fight or flight,
Speaker 1: and my mind was, I need to book an uber
Speaker 1: right now, and I need to get Matt home, and
Speaker 1: he's we might play you a couple of little audios
Speaker 1: just because I've.
Speaker 2: Made me video the whole thing, which thank you so much,
Speaker 2: because like it was obviously a crisis and very serious
Speaker 2: at the time, but Brittany filmed the whole.
Speaker 1: Thing because I knew that we would laugh at it
Speaker 1: the next.
Speaker 2: Day, but also like I would have hoped I could
Speaker 2: have made some content out of it, but unfortunately it
Speaker 2: is absolutely so.
Speaker 3: Vile that it's diable.
Speaker 2: It's fucking dire, like it can't see the light of
Speaker 2: day on the internet. We might do like a little
Speaker 2: little mash up. See it's really bad. When you watch
Speaker 2: the whole forty seconds you go and the thing is
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 3: The thing is like I think that.
Speaker 2: What I don't know how to put it into words
Speaker 2: actually because I still can't form a sentence because I
Speaker 2: am probably still drunk from last night. But the thing is,
Speaker 2: the funniest part is don't forget that we didn't even
Speaker 2: get an uber home.
Speaker 1: No Okay, fuck, we've got to tell this story. I
Speaker 1: also mindful there were a twenty five minutes. Fine, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll give them. Okay, we'll give them the whole story.
Speaker 3: Yet I mon't have to edit a thing yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully not. So I went into crisis mode. Matt
Speaker 1: is like bent in half, like you know when someone's
Speaker 1: had too much to drink and they can't stand up straight.
Speaker 3: But I'm bent all wacked.
Speaker 1: It was like an inflatable tube. Man, you know, there's
Speaker 1: whacky wavable eyes bending backwards. And we've got the videos.
Speaker 5: We might just do a title, little snippet in like
Speaker 5: our broadcast channel or something. But and like I was
Speaker 5: laughing every now and then because I was grabbing you
Speaker 5: by like the because Matt had to zip up jacket
Speaker 5: on and so.
Speaker 1: I was having a hold like the collar of his
Speaker 1: jacket to hold him up. But you were such a
Speaker 1: dead weight and going leaning all the way back and
Speaker 1: all the way forward. And I'm going Matt in all
Speaker 1: the videos, I'm like going off, You'm like, stand up.
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I couldn't use my legs. Yeah, at this
Speaker 3: point I.
Speaker 2: Knew that I was close to death, Like I genuinely
Speaker 2: keep saying it to everyone today, like I'm actually surprised.
Speaker 3: I didn't die last night.
Speaker 2: In all seriousness, I am genuinely like that almost killed me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I got so close to actually dying
Speaker 2: last night from the amount of alcohol I fucking hard yep.
Speaker 1: And I was thinking at one point there, how the
Speaker 1: fuck am I going to get Matt home? Because you
Speaker 1: was such a dead weight that I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't even get you in an uber. But luckily these
Speaker 1: two random guys that we were there with because I
Speaker 1: said bye to them and I was trying to take
Speaker 1: you to where I was going to book a zan
Speaker 1: uber and Boogernuba bookba funny video of Matt.
Speaker 3: Bo I think that morning, that's where I'm going to
Speaker 3: die right now.
Speaker 1: So I started walking while I was like bye, guys,
Speaker 1: so sorry, like you know, see you later, Like this
Speaker 1: has been the most random time we've gone nowhere with
Speaker 1: these guys. We're just in the streets.
Speaker 2: So bad for him because we had such a good
Speaker 2: night and now I've just become a mess and like
Speaker 2: I've not said bye or whatever, and anyway, they ended
Speaker 2: up coming with us.
Speaker 1: Anyway, yes, because I couldn't carry you to where I
Speaker 1: was going to get the Uber. And then I was
Speaker 1: like to these guys, he's gonna have to help me.
Speaker 1: So they were there, put both your arms over their
Speaker 1: shoulders and they were kind of carrying you. And as
Speaker 1: we were walking to where and this is so fucking dangerous,
Speaker 1: like hopefully we're not going to get in trouble telling
Speaker 1: this story on the podcast. But as we were walking
Speaker 1: to where the ubers were going to pick us up,
Speaker 1: there was this like young guy standing there. He would
Speaker 1: have been like twenty or like twenty two, and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: you guys need a ride. And I was just so
Speaker 1: in like crisis mode that I just knew I needed
Speaker 1: to get back to the hotel in his bed with
Speaker 1: water that I was like yes, And he's like where
Speaker 1: do you need to go? And he like had his
Speaker 1: map up on his phone and I put in my hotel.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I can take you there thirty bucks
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay. The Uber was probably twenty so
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever, just.
Speaker 2: Find me to take expensive here. I reckon it would
Speaker 2: have been. I was like to just meet the Cosmo today.
Speaker 2: My hotel was thirty three.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, very dangerous of us. But I fuck, I
Speaker 1: don't know why I trusted this guy, but I said
Speaker 1: to this guy, yes, please, I would love a lift,
Speaker 1: but like, my friend is really unwell. And then he
Speaker 1: was like trying to look out for you, like he
Speaker 1: was being really nice and helpful too, and so we
Speaker 1: all jumped in the car. We all came back to
Speaker 1: the hotel. We couldn't even get like to the drop
Speaker 1: off zone of the hotel because Matt starts being sick
Speaker 1: in the car, and I'm like, I bet.
Speaker 3: That fucking doe.
Speaker 2: I was trying so hard. I do remember this bit.
Speaker 2: I was trying so hard. I could see the sign
Speaker 2: for our hotel and I went, you're almost there. Just
Speaker 2: hold on hot And I'm.
Speaker 3: Not a vomitar. I'm not a vomited when I drink
Speaker 3: or in general.
Speaker 2: I'm just like if I get sick, like even if
Speaker 2: I was to get like a gastro, I'm not a vomited.
Speaker 3: I'm more of the other end. Shit, yeah, I'm a diarrhea.
Speaker 1: So we flung man out of the car.
Speaker 2: I've seen the sign and I was like, no, you
Speaker 2: can hold it, you can hold it, And then I
Speaker 2: just remember my head hit in the back of the
Speaker 2: chair and just it just kind of like at least
Speaker 2: it wasn't pret.
Speaker 1: Went down in front of you, and I'm like, fucking
Speaker 1: stop the car. And this poor guy that's driven us
Speaker 1: is freaking out, and I'm like, he have sixty bucks.
Speaker 1: I just gave him double waters. I'm like, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. He got out of the car. Everyone's trying
Speaker 1: to help you. Then you're laying on the grass and
Speaker 1: the medium strip and I'm like, this is a fucking disaster.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the guy left.
Speaker 3: I don't remember any of this now from now on.
Speaker 1: By the way, the other guys left and it was
Speaker 1: just me and you walking through the hotel lobby. I
Speaker 1: was trying to say to Matt, take your jacket off,
Speaker 1: because he's down the front of it, and you're going no.
Speaker 2: Because I just bought it forever twenty one a week ago,
Speaker 2: and that's the first time I've worn it out.
Speaker 1: And take the jacket off because I hate the jack
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: Now that i'm you know, today, I'm looking at the
Speaker 2: damn thing covered going that's I'm.
Speaker 1: Not you were refusing to take it because but at
Speaker 1: the time I was like, I just bought this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: We were in the lift. He took the jack it
Speaker 1: off and had it over his arm, and I was like,
Speaker 1: give me that jacket. I'm throwing it in the bin.
Speaker 1: It's covered in spew, and he goes, I'll cover it
Speaker 1: in spew laid so anyway, got that into his bed bareley.
Speaker 1: I was, Oh, you were on the ground at the
Speaker 1: base of your bed with.
Speaker 3: Ankle. I'm crawled into bed.
Speaker 1: I gave you some water, gave me some water.
Speaker 3: And then she goes, do you want me to get
Speaker 3: your bin so that you can spew in it if
Speaker 3: I need a spew? So what I do? She goes,
Speaker 3: I'm going to get you the bin. Anyway, as soon
Speaker 3: as she placed it down, I went.
Speaker 2: And away I went. And then so what's happened? Also
Speaker 2: this week is Brick booked the hotel just across the
Speaker 2: road from me, and I was then to book my
Speaker 2: accommodation at the same hotel, obviously, but I couldn't get
Speaker 2: in by the time I had sorted my life out,
Speaker 2: so I just said, I'll book the hotel across the road.
Speaker 3: Now, the thing in.
Speaker 2: Vegas is one the hotels are much bigger than you think,
Speaker 2: and the blocks are much bigger. So me going, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just across the road from you. It'll take me
Speaker 2: two minutes. It's a half an hour walk. Ye every
Speaker 2: time I walked there anyway, AJ's now left, and so
Speaker 2: Britt was like, I'll just stay with you for the
Speaker 2: two nights, and I said, yeah, absolutely, and I got
Speaker 2: a double room, so there were two beds as well.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Britney's packed shit at two twenty in the morning.
Speaker 1: The thing was my bag was already still packed because
Speaker 1: I hadn't even stayed there. Yeah, my bag was already packed.
Speaker 1: And Matt was passed that going you reminded me of Aj,
Speaker 1: because when AJ's been drinken, he lays him then and
Speaker 1: goes like sounds like you're gonna go on, but it's
Speaker 1: just like moaning in your sleep. And I've just had
Speaker 1: a night like I've gone from having a great night
Speaker 1: too on high alert. I've been freaking out that Matt's
Speaker 1: gonna die, and I'm like, fuck this, I'm just getting
Speaker 1: my own room. Also, I didn't want to lay next
Speaker 1: to your spew bumper and the spew jacket, and so
Speaker 1: yeap two in the morning, I shut my suitcase. I
Speaker 1: was telling you Matt, I'm gonna just go get my
Speaker 1: own room in the same hotel.
Speaker 2: And apparently I was responding to everything, and I don't
Speaker 2: remember any after the I remember getting into bed and vomiting,
Speaker 2: and then as soon as I shut my.
Speaker 1: Eym, you were already passed out. But I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get my own room in this same hotel,
Speaker 1: and you're like okay, and I'm like, I recorded that.
Speaker 1: I was just by this point, I was just so done.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm fucking done.
Speaker 2: So you went to go and get a room in
Speaker 2: the hotel, but the hope my hotel had no rooms,
Speaker 2: so you've actually had to go to the.
Speaker 3: Next door hotel.
Speaker 1: But it's joined to this one.
Speaker 3: It's joined to this one. It's not the one, it's
Speaker 3: not the one across the road.
Speaker 1: It's in the same building.
Speaker 3: It still takes ten minutes to get there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, went down, got my own room, came
Speaker 1: in here, and then I just I had a shower
Speaker 1: and everything. Like it got to like three am because
Speaker 1: I was so sober when I realized how fucked you
Speaker 1: were over in Fremont Street or whatever it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know, I just became instantly and sober like.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need to help Matt enough of
Speaker 1: the partying. So yeah, I got my own room and
Speaker 1: went to bed about three am, but couldn't sleep because
Speaker 1: then I was like, fuck, I shouldn't have left Matt
Speaker 1: and he's probably been sick. But then I was messaging
Speaker 1: you heaps. I I messaged Matt and told him all
Speaker 1: about the night so that when he would wake up,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I'm not sure how much Matt is
Speaker 1: going to remember.
Speaker 3: Hardly any of it, like I can't really remember.
Speaker 1: And I sent you a few of the videos too,
Speaker 1: because I knew you would laugh at them when you
Speaker 1: woke up. And then, surprise, surprise, I could barely sleep,
Speaker 1: by the way, and then surprise surprise, I saw Matt
Speaker 1: became active at like nine am, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's up, Thank goodness, Like that's good. And then you
Speaker 1: wake up and you're like I feel fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, isn't that so strange? So my
Speaker 3: thing is.
Speaker 2: Then right, yeah, And obviously this is just a theory,
Speaker 2: but I don't, like, I've never been sparked in my life,
Speaker 2: but I'm like, was it maybe one of those situations
Speaker 2: where it was actually something like that that made me
Speaker 2: feel that way, and not the tequila, Because how did
Speaker 2: I wake up today fresh as a daisy and scrollers?
Speaker 3: I got up and I went and did I've had.
Speaker 2: A whole list of things to do here in Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: and every day I haven't done it, and I got
Speaker 2: up and I went and did it all.
Speaker 1: I want to no sense to me because here I
Speaker 1: was thinking, I'm going to get my own room because
Speaker 1: Matt's going to be passed out for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: And when I do drink at home and hardly have
Speaker 2: that big of an eye, I will I'm a right
Speaker 2: off for the next day to two days.
Speaker 1: Like I can't. I was like, I'll just get my
Speaker 1: own room.
Speaker 2: I got up, fresh as a daisy, had a shower,
Speaker 2: shaved my face, shaved my face.
Speaker 1: Maybe huge, like you got it all out of here.
Speaker 3: Maybe me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I've just never like that hasn't happened.
Speaker 2: And so then that made me worried that in that
Speaker 2: interaction with those people that we met, not the guy
Speaker 2: I don't think it would have been the guy that
Speaker 2: I was with when I went to the toilet, but
Speaker 2: the other people I don't know, maybe I even drank
Speaker 2: some of their things and they might have had things
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: I don't do, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was the twenty minutes that I wasn't with Matt.
Speaker 1: It just it all went downhill, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what the fuck is There's.
Speaker 3: No real there's no real answer for you.
Speaker 2: But getting up this morning and just being like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going to go down the strip and fucking live
Speaker 2: my life. And I went to the Lady Gaga Museum,
Speaker 2: and I went to the Botanical Gardens, and I went
Speaker 2: and watched the water show and I did all these
Speaker 2: things today.
Speaker 3: And you were fine, and I was fine.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Now it's about eleven PM here and I've been up
Speaker 2: since nine and I'm not even you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah here we are recording this podcast. It's literally
Speaker 1: ten fifty nine pm Vegas time. Anyway, in conclusion, it
Speaker 1: was very scary at the time.
Speaker 3: God Like, I.
Speaker 2: Can't stress enough that I genuinely was so close to dying.
Speaker 3: I fully believe it.
Speaker 1: And we don't want to be promoting you know, dangerous
Speaker 1: drinking or drinking too much.
Speaker 2: Oh no, And the moral of the story is I'm
Speaker 2: going sober I've been talking about it for a while.
Speaker 2: I think that is nail in the coffin vibes. It
Speaker 2: actually spookes me so much. I mean, we are going
Speaker 2: to catch la tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: It is my birthday, so I thought you can have
Speaker 1: a cotail. I know, like, because I was just having like,
Speaker 1: however many drinks. We didn't even have that many drinks
Speaker 1: by the end of the night. Six Well, at home
Speaker 1: sometimes i've over ten, but they're very strong here. But
Speaker 1: if we do have a drink on my birthday tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: are we stopping you after two drinks and saying that's enough?
Speaker 2: I say, souristically. If it wasn't your birthday, I'd be
Speaker 2: so a day dot, let's go. But I will have
Speaker 2: a cocktail or two with you for your birthday. But
Speaker 2: then I'm honestly, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm
Speaker 2: honestly like, I just never want to have a drink
Speaker 2: again and the rest of.
Speaker 1: My life life that happens like that was it was fucked.
Speaker 1: At the time. I did have a few laughs at
Speaker 1: some of the things that Matt was saying when I
Speaker 1: was trying to get him home.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing A lot of people were laughing
Speaker 2: online as well, and it is funny.
Speaker 3: But also.
Speaker 2: I can't stress how serious a fucking situation we had
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I can't ever do that.
Speaker 1: No, you can't ever get like that again. And the
Speaker 1: good thing is like, he's fine today, he's woken up fine.
Speaker 1: So then we've been able to watch all the videos
Speaker 1: in our camera roll and have a laugh at them,
Speaker 1: and Matt's like, I'm so glad you took these because like,
Speaker 1: this is hilarious to look back on. But it was
Speaker 1: pretty wild, and it happened so quickly. Yeah, so be careful.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened in that twenty minutes. What are you doing
Speaker 3: down there?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've got my phone case with my little
Speaker 1: mag safety com playing with it. But that is the
Speaker 1: story of our crazy night in Vegas. You know what
Speaker 1: they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and
Speaker 1: ends up.
Speaker 2: On in the quick Wi Hi scrollers. Also, how many
Speaker 2: big nights have we had out in our lives together,
Speaker 2: and that one is like tenfold worse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, We've never had a massive night out where anything
Speaker 1: bad happens.
Speaker 3: You had to scale the fucking building one night. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: you almost died, So yeah, we've had.
Speaker 1: Bega, but even then I was fine.
Speaker 3: The Parramatta uber you know right, yes, so many.
Speaker 1: Like we've always been fine every time, but that was
Speaker 1: just like on another level. But we're safe. Matt woke
Speaker 1: up fine, Thank goodness. I thought you were going to
Speaker 1: be out for days. I thought you may be going
Speaker 1: to miss your flight tomorrow that we've got, but woke
Speaker 1: up fresh as a days.
Speaker 2: Which is funny because every other day here in Las Vegas,
Speaker 2: I think I'm so exhausted from this trip because don't
Speaker 2: forget as well. I did Universal Studios and then three
Speaker 2: days at Coachella.
Speaker 3: That's fucking huge four days.
Speaker 2: So getting to Las Vegas, I've been like so lazy,
Speaker 2: you don't want to get out of bed every day today,
Speaker 2: after that big night, I was like, let's grandma, let's
Speaker 2: go cowboy anyway.
Speaker 1: We won't be doing that ever again. And if we
Speaker 1: do have cocktails for my birthday this weekend, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be stopping you after two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but thanks for listening to this Quick Whip.
Speaker 1: Let us know what you think. Would you like more
Speaker 1: Quick Whip episodes?
Speaker 3: We already know that.
Speaker 1: I think we're definitely going to do one about the
Speaker 1: uber story, because that's the whole story in itself.
Speaker 3: Yes, we will that. The only thing I want to
Speaker 3: say is that quick wits will probably not usually be
Speaker 3: this long.
Speaker 1: No, we've just had a lot to say. And also
Speaker 1: you're welcome, Hannah. You don't need to make a single
Speaker 1: editing ever. So we have started to rually spoke. Usually
Speaker 1: when we're recording in the podcast studio together, we're like, actually,
Speaker 1: stop that. I'll start that again. I'll say it differently.
Speaker 1: Look at us go thirty nine minutes non stop talking.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I think we better wrap up this quick
Speaker 1: whip because it's eleven and I want to go to
Speaker 1: better in normal time. I'm tired because we went to
Speaker 1: bed at fucking three am last night. Ye I was
Speaker 1: in a crisis.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listenings.
Speaker 1: Be safe everyone, if you're ever traveling or drinking.
Speaker 3: Another moral of the story, if you do.
Speaker 1: Look out for your friends.
Speaker 3: Is it the desert heat as well?
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but there must have
Speaker 2: been so many factors that I'm not used to because
Speaker 2: that I mean, I was possessed by the devil last night.
Speaker 3: It was not pretty. Yeah, so be careful to.
Speaker 1: Look out for your friends, Yes, just.
Speaker 3: Don't do anything that I would do.
Speaker 1: Don't do anything that we've done on this trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, any good week day life, Bye bye