WEBVTT - Quick WIP! (What Really Happened In Vegas) 

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<v Speaker 1>Quick Whip, quick whip.

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<v Speaker 2>It's time for a quick whip. Sprowler's God, that's actually

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for a quick whip.

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<v Speaker 3>Time for a quick, quick, quick whip, Bogan.

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<v Speaker 1>We are breaking the rules right now. We are in

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<v Speaker 1>l LA, we're in Vegas, and we're recording this on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone, so apologies if it doesn't sound the best,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a quick whip, so we don't care. We're

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<v Speaker 1>breaking the rules. We're going to be sending this to

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<v Speaker 1>producer Hannah and we're going to say upload it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a quick Whip episode because quick Whip has become

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most iconic parts of our America trip.

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<v Speaker 1>You would have seen the video on Instagram and TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>of Matt after he had one too many double vodkas

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a quick whip, and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to start doing more bonus episodes every now

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<v Speaker 1>and then, and we're calling them quick whips. And for

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<v Speaker 1>those of you that don't know what a quick whip is,

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<v Speaker 1>because I've had a lot of people say, what is

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<v Speaker 1>a whip? It is a work in progress and it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually something that people do in like a corporate environment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so if you do a quick whip, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just do a quick whip on that project, and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone gets together and goes, right, this is where I'm at,

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<v Speaker 2>This is where I'm at, this is where I'm at.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is a quick whip of our America trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a quick weather American trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming to you live from Las Vegas, where so much

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<v Speaker 2>has happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I feel like we've got to take you through.

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<v Speaker 1>It, or we do.

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<v Speaker 2>We should touch on though, because obviously there's that very

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<v Speaker 2>crazy night we're about to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we should go back to Coachella.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the Bunning's out there, talk a bit more about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, we broke the internet. We're on news.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in the paper. For god's sake, didn't know newspapers

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<v Speaker 2>still existed, but literally, who rah Darlin, We're in the paper.

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<v Speaker 2>So grandmar will be happy. But I think just Coachella

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<v Speaker 2>as a whole. Yeah, this trip for me has been

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of realizing that not everything is what it's

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<v Speaker 2>made out to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have told you that before we went, as

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<v Speaker 1>someone that's been to Coachella three times now, I could

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<v Speaker 1>have told you, Yeah. And obviously, like we know, social

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<v Speaker 1>media isn't real as it is, so of course it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to look more glitz and glam on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I wasn't expecting, like it's not like I

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<v Speaker 2>was expecting glamar. But it's just funny that you just

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<v Speaker 2>forget that Coachella realistically is a music festival with all

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<v Speaker 2>the shittest parts of music festivals yep, on a grander scale.

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<v Speaker 2>The other thing is a lot of people don't realize

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<v Speaker 2>how big Coachella is. It's like kilometers to go to

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<v Speaker 2>a different stage. Almost like it's like that we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>go to I think what, there's like seven stages or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I got to four of them because

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<v Speaker 2>they were out far away now and was playing on

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<v Speaker 2>them that I was interested in anyway. Yeah, but there

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<v Speaker 2>were so many stages and so many aspects of coach

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<v Speaker 2>that I didn't even get to because I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not bloody walk and one point eight kilometers to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And get there quite literally.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's really big and there's so many people, and

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<v Speaker 2>so I knew a lot of people who were going

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<v Speaker 2>and didn't even like run into.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's massive.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw and A Paul was there and a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't she there on weekend one though?

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<v Speaker 3>I think she went.

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<v Speaker 2>Both oh yeah, So a lot of people were saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>not one person has like said anything or got any

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<v Speaker 2>footage of her or blah blah blahcauh. She was doing

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<v Speaker 2>a snapchat rat. But I think people don't understand, like,

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<v Speaker 2>because I've always thought as well, like how do how

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<v Speaker 2>does James Charles go and like not get swarmed by everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>I think they do. I think they do get swarmed.

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<v Speaker 3>You reckon because I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>No one like actually notices, I mean when they're getting

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<v Speaker 2>their photos in front of the big Ferrists wheel when

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's walking in. Maybe yeah, but like for me, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like you're so focused on getting from where you

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<v Speaker 2>need to go next that you don't pay attention to.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone, and people don't go there to meet fair celebrities

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<v Speaker 1>and influencers and stuff, but I think people genuinely go

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<v Speaker 1>because they want to go to a festival and have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time with whoever they're there with.

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<v Speaker 3>We saw a.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple, didn't we We saw Bowen Yang from is that

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<v Speaker 2>his name? Bowen Yang from Saturday Night Live? He did

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<v Speaker 2>the Apple Dance, but we actually saw him in VIP. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a couple of like American TikTokers that probably

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<v Speaker 1>aren't relevant to our audience. And by the way, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I would just mention. I know we said we're

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<v Speaker 1>in a hotel room, but I just want to apologize

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<v Speaker 1>if this pod doesn't sound as good as all of

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<v Speaker 1>our other pods. Yeah, like if it's a bit dodgy

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<v Speaker 1>audio or we're like far away or whatever. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to give your heads up. But when we do

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<v Speaker 1>more of these Quick Whip episodes, they're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio with the proper mics and everything. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're just going rogue for the first one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Absolutely. So.

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<v Speaker 2>Coachella was fun. Bunning's outfit was fun. Bunnings were good

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<v Speaker 2>sports about it, which was nice. I was a bit

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<v Speaker 2>worried about what.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought we were going to get in trouble. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I'm still waiting for that email.

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<v Speaker 3>In my email, they were fun.

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<v Speaker 2>They were quoted in an article saying that they appreciate the.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the love.

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<v Speaker 1>I think with Bunnings they would have been thinking because

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<v Speaker 1>just for context, everyone, apparently Bunnings is really strict on

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<v Speaker 1>their staff uniforms for their staff, like they're not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to be seen outside of work with it on, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's they've got like a massive policy around not drinking

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<v Speaker 1>in the uniforms. In saying that, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>add to this, it's a very easy to replicate outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's not like it's some extravagant hard to replicate

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<v Speaker 1>things like you can literally just print on a green

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<v Speaker 1>apron like and print on a red shirt. Like it's

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<v Speaker 1>really easy to replicate. But apparently there were They've got

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<v Speaker 1>like this Facebook group for Bunnings employees and they were

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<v Speaker 1>posting in there about us, going who approved this and

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<v Speaker 1>what is this? Like all the people that ad me

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<v Speaker 1>in the group or whatever people were sending me screenshots

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<v Speaker 1>of that, and so I was worried that we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to get some sort of email from Bunnings to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, how did you get these uniforms, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I reckon, like Bunnings HQ would have been like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, how the fuck did they get these uniforms?

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<v Speaker 1>Second of all, should we do something about this? But

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<v Speaker 1>then I reckon they would have seen we got millions

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<v Speaker 1>of views across all of our videos, we were on

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<v Speaker 1>the news, Bunnings was written everywhere, like we created so

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<v Speaker 1>much awareness around Bunnings that I reckon they would have

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<v Speaker 1>just went, let's just fucking be happy with this. But

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<v Speaker 1>we still very will well could get that email. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still waiting for them to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Which yeah, but also I just don't think they have

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<v Speaker 2>a leg to stand on.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I don't think we're the first people in

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<v Speaker 1>the world that have dressed up in Bunning's uniforms. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, people definitely have. And you know what, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon when like festival season comes around again, I reckon,

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<v Speaker 1>people are going to dress up in Bunnings costumes. And

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<v Speaker 1>also I think Halloween people are going to dress up

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<v Speaker 1>in Bunnings costumes. Yeah, so that was a very iconic

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<v Speaker 1>moment for us. We had so much fun, We got

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely fucked up on so many nights, every night. And

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is with Coachella, like you just wake up

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<v Speaker 1>and do it all again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's so many things that I learned that if

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<v Speaker 2>I do ever do whatever again, there's so many things

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<v Speaker 2>that I've learned, Like, for example, I think we spent

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<v Speaker 2>or I spent way too much money that I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>need to on like a nice accommodation.

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<v Speaker 3>Like at the end of the day, it's literally just

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<v Speaker 3>a bed. You're never there.

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<v Speaker 1>You get home at two or three am, you fall asleep,

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<v Speaker 1>you wake up, you get you dressed and start drinking,

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<v Speaker 1>and off you go again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will say it's such a big music festival.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a shit show. It's so unorganized and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like walk here, go there, pick up this pass you

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<v Speaker 2>got to we're gonna mail out your tickets, but you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to go and pick up your pass for the

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<v Speaker 2>shuttle somewhere else and then get in this shuttle line

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<v Speaker 2>and then go from this place to that place.

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<v Speaker 1>And the walking is so far, like where the ubers

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<v Speaker 1>and shuttles drop you off. Then you've got a wall

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<v Speaker 1>kilometers to get to the festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we haven't told the internet about our

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<v Speaker 2>crazy ubit river.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet I feel like we need to do Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to break the rules again. I think we just

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<v Speaker 1>need to do another quick whip episode, like sometime, really

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<v Speaker 1>bloody soon, like in the next week or two. And

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<v Speaker 1>I want that to be a specific story time.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean that one the uber story?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, because let's save it. Of course, you want

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<v Speaker 1>a lot to say in this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and we should clarify as well that quick whips

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<v Speaker 2>are going to come whenever and however often, so you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you are always asking your scrollers for more episodes, and

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<v Speaker 2>we would love to give them to you. But also

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<v Speaker 2>we're really fucking busy, and well you are. It's you

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<v Speaker 2>that needs to find the time. I could find the time,

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<v Speaker 2>it's you that needs to find the time. The time

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<v Speaker 2>for the rollers, I know, but like we like I

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<v Speaker 2>could upload seven days a week if I really wanted to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel like you don't have the capacity to

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<v Speaker 3>do that.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I'm saying is we're giving you quick whips wherever, Yeah, randomly,

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<v Speaker 2>whenever we feel like there's something. So hopefully as well,

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<v Speaker 2>we can set up some podcasting equipment at home, like

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<v Speaker 2>at your house and at.

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<v Speaker 1>My house, so that we have we're near each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at least we've got the you know, facility, the

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<v Speaker 2>facility so that it sounds better than a voice recording

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<v Speaker 2>on a fucking iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, so quick whips will come whenever.

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<v Speaker 1>Wherever, wherever, whenever.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and especially as well, because sometimes we find that

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<v Speaker 2>we will record an episode of High Scrollers, finish recording

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<v Speaker 2>the episode, and then that day something happens. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>wait to hear about this on the podcast tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you trying to be TWI?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is so funny. Tell same story.

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<v Speaker 3>I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really, I'm actually that's actually one thing that I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to talk about in like a main episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, should we record a main episode while we're here?

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<v Speaker 3>Not tonight? Not tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if Hannah will approve how bad this

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<v Speaker 1>audio is?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so true?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Hannah will.

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<v Speaker 2>Send this quick wip to Hannah and then if she

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<v Speaker 2>can give us, she can giveus feedback and we could

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<v Speaker 2>do like a whole because so much has happened, and

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<v Speaker 2>obviously we've been away for like a few weeks now. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>the twenties, the two ladies on TV that the twins

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<v Speaker 2>that talk at the same time. I'm sure you're all

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<v Speaker 2>across it, but I'm really sad with the internet's response.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's been really mean. And also I'm like, something really

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<v Speaker 2>tragic also happened, and I'm like, and then a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of Americans they are coming in the chat going, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, this is so annoying that they're definitely faking it,

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<v Speaker 2>like blah blah, blah blah, and I'm just like, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the twenties, stop the twiny slander. Anyway, where

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<v Speaker 2>were we? Because we were going to say, and we

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<v Speaker 2>did this with a purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we're going to keep the uber story for

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<v Speaker 1>another quick whip because we I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>we almost got kidnapped, but we kind of did home

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<v Speaker 1>in it. It was and it was AJ and Sky

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<v Speaker 1>as well as awful of the four of us, and

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<v Speaker 1>my heart was.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought we were going to get shot.

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<v Speaker 2>And the clickbait is I mean, no one had guns though,

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<v Speaker 2>but like it like if they.

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<v Speaker 1>Did, yeah, we'll say that and tell the whole story.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very much held hostage vibes, like yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>if I had a dollar for every time i'd been

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<v Speaker 2>held hostage in my life, I'd add two dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's fucking weird, isn't it. But anyway, today's quick whip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, getting onto. Actually, what we're talking about today is actually.

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<v Speaker 3>About last nast night here in Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, if only you could all have been there. We've obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>so we finished it Coach oll Lot was really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw all of that. Then we've come to Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>and AJ came with us, Sky has gone to Canada

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<v Speaker 1>to visit family, and we haven't been like storying and

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<v Speaker 1>contenting as much in Vegas. But I think it's because

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<v Speaker 1>we've just been getting drunk the whole time, and all

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<v Speaker 1>you really do here is literally get drunk. But we

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<v Speaker 1>spent a few days with AJ, and then he's gone home,

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<v Speaker 1>and then last night we were like, let's have a

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<v Speaker 1>fun night. And you, especially Matt, you were saying I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting fucked up tonight, like you were like, I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>a big one. I'm like, all right, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we booked a nice dinner at Pinkies, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Restaurant in Vegas, and it was really good.

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<v Speaker 3>There'll be a full review up on my socials. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. I thought to be up by the time

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<v Speaker 3>this quick Whip goes up.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was actually surprisingly really really I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was going to be like trashy, because I've been to

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<v Speaker 2>the Serve One in LA and that is trashy and.

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<v Speaker 3>On Sunday, yeah, your birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>But this was really good. And we had three cocktails while.

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<v Speaker 3>We were there, or yeah, we had three three three

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<v Speaker 3>and they're very they're very strong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that doesn't sound that much like if you had

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<v Speaker 1>three cocktails at home, like you'd just be like whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>But we were already yet already smashed. After the dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>then we had tickets to RuPaul's Drag Race Live show,

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<v Speaker 1>and in there we had we only again, we only

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<v Speaker 1>had two more drinks each in the shows. That's five

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<v Speaker 1>drinks total, but oh one was a standard and one

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<v Speaker 1>was a double. And so we walked out of the

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<v Speaker 1>show and I truly think that that's where it all

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<v Speaker 1>went downhill.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but wait, can we talk about RuPaul's Drag Race

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<v Speaker 2>Live for one sec? Because for any of the drag

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<v Speaker 2>Race people's who are wanting to know what Drag Race

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<v Speaker 2>Live was like. I had a great time because I

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<v Speaker 2>was drunk, but realistically, I don't think a showcase drag

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<v Speaker 2>Race on like the best level it could happen.

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<v Speaker 3>But we both had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great. It was kind of like the show

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<v Speaker 1>but live an episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the show like an episode of the show,

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<v Speaker 2>but live on stage. But it was fantastic. I had

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<v Speaker 2>the best time ever. But I kind of was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't like as good as I thought it would

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<v Speaker 2>have been. But I think it also comes down to

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<v Speaker 2>the cast that you get. The cast that we got

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<v Speaker 2>definitely not the top tier talent. You know, they're all

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<v Speaker 2>fabulous and they're all amazing, but definitely not like there's

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<v Speaker 2>some real show stoppers.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the people in the live show are people.

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<v Speaker 3>That have been on records drag Race.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it was really fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so fun. We had the best time. We

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<v Speaker 2>made some friends with some ladies across the table from us.

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<v Speaker 2>They were amazing, yep, and we just drank and screamed

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<v Speaker 2>and had a good time. And then it was definitely

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<v Speaker 2>that double because once we walked.

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<v Speaker 1>Down, we walked out like, let's keep partying, mind you,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know where to go.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, we went on over to a Poky's. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so we had a little bit of cash and I said,

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<v Speaker 2>let's chuck it in.

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<v Speaker 1>We put a hundred bucks in. And mind you, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what we're doing on the pokeys here in

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<v Speaker 1>Vegas because like the numbers, like you know, you press

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<v Speaker 1>the button and it's at home, it might be like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty cents of like a dollar, two dollars. This you

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<v Speaker 1>press and it'll be like way more than you thought,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you might have thought it was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a dollar, but it's ten dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just I mean, and again, just to preface this,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't condone or encourage gambling, but we are in.

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<v Speaker 3>Vegas, so obviously of course we're going to try slots.

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<v Speaker 2>And as a lot of you know, like I've come

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<v Speaker 2>to Vegas four other times on you know, when I

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<v Speaker 2>was younger, on family holidays as well, but I've been

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<v Speaker 2>twice as an adult or three times it's an adult actually, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've never had enough money to play the slots.

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<v Speaker 2>So like this time, I had a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a budget. I literally worked it into my holiday budget.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm gonna put some cash aside to

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<v Speaker 2>play the pokeys.

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<v Speaker 1>We walked past this piggybank machine, and I'm like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>put money in there. Like we've just come out of

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<v Speaker 1>the show, and the show is in the casino, so

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<v Speaker 1>you exit the door and boom, there's all the Pokeys.

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<v Speaker 2>Which, by the way, if you've not been to Las Vegas,

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<v Speaker 2>there's Pokey's in the pharmacy, There's Pokey's at the airport.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Pokey every day show.

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<v Speaker 3>Every shop you go in, there'll be a one slot

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<v Speaker 3>machine in the corner. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So we put one hundred dollars in hit.

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<v Speaker 2>A button, which I'm thinking is like going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar twenty. It's t twelve dollars dollars hit.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we won five hundred Australian dollars American dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry off the one hit. And then we just.

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<v Speaker 1>Pulled it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Brittany pulled it out and said let's fucking go,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we went we walked out of the casino

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<v Speaker 2>down the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we went into this country bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which you would have seen on the stories. I

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<v Speaker 2>had that photo with the guy from American Arms.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we got one more double drink there each

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<v Speaker 1>and the craziest thing about Vague for me right has

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<v Speaker 1>been the fact that you can walk into a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>or a bar or wherever, and let's say you go

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<v Speaker 1>out for dinner and or maybe not dinner, like if

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<v Speaker 1>it's in a proper glass, but a lot of places.

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<v Speaker 3>So if it's in a glass, you can get it

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<v Speaker 3>to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, everywhere serves like plastic cups, by the way, plastic

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<v Speaker 1>straws here. I'm been loving those. I just want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>then you can leave the restaurant with your drink in

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<v Speaker 1>your hand, out onto the street and just keep walking

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<v Speaker 1>down the street drinking. There is no rules here when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to public drinking. In fact, they encourage. And

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<v Speaker 1>there's like stores as you walk down the strip that

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<v Speaker 1>sell like all those big slushy mugarita things that you

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<v Speaker 1>can just buy on the street and then walk down

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<v Speaker 1>the street drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's got a drink in their hand here. It's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So by this point it's maybe getting close ish to midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we left a little country bar, kept walking and

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<v Speaker 1>Matt was in one of those moods where he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be friends with everyone we walked past. He was

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<v Speaker 1>going up to people going, what's your story, Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>your story.

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<v Speaker 2>This girl told me her story, and she said something like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my boyfriend's.

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<v Speaker 1>Hooked up with his sister, looking up with her sister.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister's fucking my boyfriend or something like that. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I was so drunk I gave her a tip for

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<v Speaker 2>that story, like, I said, you know what's sweety, And

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled out five dollars and I said, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>so I don't have any more.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got another dollar there. I gave her a six

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<v Speaker 3>dollar tip.

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<v Speaker 2>For telling you fucking story on the strip, like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand where. That's where I was at, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>then I see these two boys with these big you know,

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<v Speaker 2>those hour glass looking slurpy slushy.

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<v Speaker 3>Drinks that you would know what they at east to

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<v Speaker 3>show there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a big slushy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so you can get like meter long ones

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<v Speaker 2>here or three or like three foot ones or something,

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<v Speaker 2>and so they both have one of those. Now keep

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<v Speaker 2>in mind, up until this point, I have drunk nothing

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<v Speaker 2>but vodka all night. So I'm having a good time

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<v Speaker 2>with the vodkast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm there. I'm literally legless. They have these big things.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I've seen them, and I don't know what attracted

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<v Speaker 2>me to them, but.

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<v Speaker 1>When you were just every person we saw you were

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<v Speaker 1>like I want to be your friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be And there were two like very

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<v Speaker 2>straight guys who like what who?

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<v Speaker 3>What? What? Did I think they were straight guys?

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say like they were like nerdy okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and like a game of vines, like they get game

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<v Speaker 1>of I reckon, they played PlayStation and like they seem

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<v Speaker 1>very innocent, like just like friendly sweet guys, not like men.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I saw them and I said, what's your story?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he it was his birthday, is his birthday

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<v Speaker 2>and his name was Matt and that's why.

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<v Speaker 1>We and then we were like, let's party.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we said I said where are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>And he said We're going down to Fremont Street, didn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, We're like, well, we'll go. Meanwhile, that starts sipping

0:20:02.440 --> 0:20:06.240
<v Speaker 1>the big drink thing they had, and that was a

0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:09.240
<v Speaker 1>mix of alcohol, including tequila quila.

0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:11.080
<v Speaker 3>But the tequila is what I could taste. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like tequila at the best of times, but

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<v Speaker 2>in fact, I don't like tequila at all. Would I

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<v Speaker 2>would rather not have tequila me too? If that was

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<v Speaker 2>the if there were options, that's not the one I'm picking. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So fucking hate tequila. But obviously I'm drunk, so I

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<v Speaker 2>start drinking, drinking, drinking, And.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we get to Fremont Street. Mind you, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize it was so late already, Like when we were

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<v Speaker 1>leaving to go there, it was like one am already.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we get to Fremont Street. It must be

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty past one in the morning. We jump out

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<v Speaker 1>the car and we run over and there's this band

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<v Speaker 1>plane like on the street because it's like a big

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like Cavil Avenue or like Surface Paradise Pdise,

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<v Speaker 1>And so there's a band playing. There's all families dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>and Matt's getting in the crowd wave from his arms

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<v Speaker 1>up and down in the air. And because it's so late,

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<v Speaker 1>like I think the band played for like three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you said to me, I need to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet. And we're standing like next to lots and

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<v Speaker 1>lots of casinos, Like the casinos are just there on

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<v Speaker 1>the street, like the Pokey is right there, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, you go, I'll just stand right here like

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<v Speaker 1>exactly where we've walked into this street.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't even remember that conversation, but yep.

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<v Speaker 1>About twenty minutes goes by, and I'm like, where the

0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:28.199
<v Speaker 1>fuck is Matt?

0:21:28.680 --> 0:21:30.000
<v Speaker 3>And also I went with the other guy.

0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:33.760
<v Speaker 1>You went with the other mats yeah, And so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you. And then we finally got onto you where

0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:36.960
<v Speaker 1>you called me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no you didn't, did I answer?

0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, but I think then the other

0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:46.080
<v Speaker 1>guy called the other guy, and then we got onto you.

0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:49.479
<v Speaker 1>And then you guys had ended up way down the street,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I'm like, what the hell did they get

0:21:52.200 --> 0:21:54.080
<v Speaker 1>so far? Like they were just going to the toilet there,

0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:59.040
<v Speaker 1>And so we walked down and I saw across like

0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:00.640
<v Speaker 1>you crossed the set of light and everything.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean he did?

0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:06.280
<v Speaker 1>And across the I don't remember any of it, see Matt.

0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:09.080
<v Speaker 2>All I remember is I was with the other guy

0:22:09.400 --> 0:22:11.520
<v Speaker 2>and he we were going to the toilet, but then

0:22:11.560 --> 0:22:15.320
<v Speaker 2>he ran into someone and I told him my whole story,

0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:19.359
<v Speaker 2>my whole life story, in the span of forty seconds.

0:22:19.520 --> 0:22:23.160
<v Speaker 2>And I couldn't even tell you their face, like if

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<v Speaker 2>if I saw them in a police liner, I couldn't

0:22:26.600 --> 0:22:30.800
<v Speaker 2>peak because thinking at the start of the night was

0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.159
<v Speaker 2>the middle of my eyes were black and then I

0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:34.919
<v Speaker 2>could see the outer but by the end of the

0:22:35.000 --> 0:22:37.680
<v Speaker 2>night they were pinholes and I could only see the inside.

0:22:38.080 --> 0:22:41.280
<v Speaker 3>I was literally losing I was losing vision. Yeah, far out.

0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:43.320
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, it's been like twenty minutes. I'm like, where

0:22:43.359 --> 0:22:45.600
<v Speaker 1>are these guys? Like they would just go into the toilet.

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.399
<v Speaker 1>We walked up the street. There they are across the

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<v Speaker 1>set of lights and there's lots of like benches and

0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:56.000
<v Speaker 1>poles and posts, and I look over and there's Matt

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<v Speaker 1>like leaning sideways across like a pole, like a horizontal pole,

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:05.760
<v Speaker 1>like a barricade. And I'm like, oh, no, like, what

0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:09.160
<v Speaker 1>has happened in this twenty minutes? Like, yeah, you were

0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:12.560
<v Speaker 1>drunk like the whole night, but you just you didn't

0:23:12.560 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 1>look well. Yeah, and then you came across the street

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:19.400
<v Speaker 1>and I was like stop, like because the lights were.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking right, I don't remember that because you were going to.

0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Come across the road, and I'm like, for fuck's sake,

0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:29.760
<v Speaker 1>and then it just it's it was I need to

0:23:29.760 --> 0:23:33.000
<v Speaker 1>get Matt home. Yeah, and I went into fucking.

0:23:32.960 --> 0:23:33.679
<v Speaker 3>Fight or flight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, I can't see a fucking thing. I'm like rolling

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:39.879
<v Speaker 2>on the funny.

0:23:39.920 --> 0:23:42.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this I want to just clarify this wasn't funny

0:23:42.720 --> 0:23:46.119
<v Speaker 1>at the time, Like I was in fight or flight,

0:23:46.320 --> 0:23:47.880
<v Speaker 1>and my mind was, I need to book an uber

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:49.719
<v Speaker 1>right now, and I need to get Matt home, and

0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:53.919
<v Speaker 1>he's we might play you a couple of little audios

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<v Speaker 1>just because I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Made me video the whole thing, which thank you so much,

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:02.280
<v Speaker 2>because like it was obviously a crisis and very serious

0:24:02.320 --> 0:24:04.640
<v Speaker 2>at the time, but Brittany filmed the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing because I knew that we would laugh at it

0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 1>the next.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, but also like I would have hoped I could

0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:12.560
<v Speaker 2>have made some content out of it, but unfortunately it

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<v Speaker 2>is absolutely so.

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:17.480
<v Speaker 3>Vile that it's diable.

0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:21.119
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking dire, like it can't see the light of

0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:23.119
<v Speaker 2>day on the internet. We might do like a little

0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:25.840
<v Speaker 2>little mash up. See it's really bad. When you watch

0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 2>the whole forty seconds you go and the thing is

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Like.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is like I think that.

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<v Speaker 2>What I don't know how to put it into words

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:38.879
<v Speaker 2>actually because I still can't form a sentence because I

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:43.040
<v Speaker 2>am probably still drunk from last night. But the thing is,

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:46.040
<v Speaker 2>the funniest part is don't forget that we didn't even

0:24:46.040 --> 0:24:47.000
<v Speaker 2>get an uber home.

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<v Speaker 1>No Okay, fuck, we've got to tell this story. I

0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:52.159
<v Speaker 1>also mindful there were a twenty five minutes. Fine, okay,

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:55.960
<v Speaker 1>we'll give them. Okay, we'll give them the whole story.

0:24:56.800 --> 0:24:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Yet I mon't have to edit a thing yet.

0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hopefully not. So I went into crisis mode. Matt

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:06.439
<v Speaker 1>is like bent in half, like you know when someone's

0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:09.159
<v Speaker 1>had too much to drink and they can't stand up straight.

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:10.719
<v Speaker 3>But I'm bent all wacked.

0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:17.800
<v Speaker 1>It was like an inflatable tube. Man, you know, there's

0:25:17.840 --> 0:25:25.080
<v Speaker 1>whacky wavable eyes bending backwards. And we've got the videos.

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<v Speaker 5>We might just do a title, little snippet in like

0:25:27.480 --> 0:25:30.879
<v Speaker 5>our broadcast channel or something. But and like I was

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:33.960
<v Speaker 5>laughing every now and then because I was grabbing you

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:36.439
<v Speaker 5>by like the because Matt had to zip up jacket

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:37.040
<v Speaker 5>on and so.

0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:39.399
<v Speaker 1>I was having a hold like the collar of his

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.800
<v Speaker 1>jacket to hold him up. But you were such a

0:25:41.840 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 1>dead weight and going leaning all the way back and

0:25:44.880 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>all the way forward. And I'm going Matt in all

0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the videos, I'm like going off, You'm like, stand up.

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:56.040
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't. I couldn't use my legs. Yeah, at this

0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 3>point I.

0:25:56.880 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Knew that I was close to death, Like I genuinely

0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:05.960
<v Speaker 2>keep saying it to everyone today, like I'm actually surprised.

0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:07.080
<v Speaker 3>I didn't die last night.

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:12.800
<v Speaker 2>In all seriousness, I am genuinely like that almost killed me.

0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:15.399
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I got so close to actually dying

0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:18.560
<v Speaker 2>last night from the amount of alcohol I fucking hard yep.

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.480
<v Speaker 1>And I was thinking at one point there, how the

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 1>fuck am I going to get Matt home? Because you

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:25.399
<v Speaker 1>was such a dead weight that I was like, I

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 1>can't even get you in an uber. But luckily these

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 1>two random guys that we were there with because I

0:26:31.520 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>said bye to them and I was trying to take

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:34.959
<v Speaker 1>you to where I was going to book a zan

0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 1>uber and Boogernuba bookba funny video of Matt.

0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Bo I think that morning, that's where I'm going to

0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:49.640
<v Speaker 3>die right now.

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:52.439
<v Speaker 1>So I started walking while I was like bye, guys,

0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:55.439
<v Speaker 1>so sorry, like you know, see you later, Like this

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:57.919
<v Speaker 1>has been the most random time we've gone nowhere with

0:26:58.040 --> 0:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>these guys. We're just in the streets.

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:01.639
<v Speaker 2>So bad for him because we had such a good

0:27:01.760 --> 0:27:03.639
<v Speaker 2>night and now I've just become a mess and like

0:27:03.720 --> 0:27:06.679
<v Speaker 2>I've not said bye or whatever, and anyway, they ended

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:07.359
<v Speaker 2>up coming with us.

0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, yes, because I couldn't carry you to where I

0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:12.760
<v Speaker 1>was going to get the Uber. And then I was

0:27:12.800 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 1>like to these guys, he's gonna have to help me.

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 1>So they were there, put both your arms over their

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:20.760
<v Speaker 1>shoulders and they were kind of carrying you. And as

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>we were walking to where and this is so fucking dangerous,

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:24.960
<v Speaker 1>like hopefully we're not going to get in trouble telling

0:27:25.000 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 1>this story on the podcast. But as we were walking

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:30.159
<v Speaker 1>to where the ubers were going to pick us up,

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:32.320
<v Speaker 1>there was this like young guy standing there. He would

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:34.920
<v Speaker 1>have been like twenty or like twenty two, and he's like, hey,

0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 1>you guys need a ride. And I was just so

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 1>in like crisis mode that I just knew I needed

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:43.399
<v Speaker 1>to get back to the hotel in his bed with

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:46.000
<v Speaker 1>water that I was like yes, And he's like where

0:27:46.000 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 1>do you need to go? And he like had his

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:49.639
<v Speaker 1>map up on his phone and I put in my hotel.

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:51.320
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, I can take you there thirty bucks

0:27:51.480 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, okay. The Uber was probably twenty so

0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, whatever, just.

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Find me to take expensive here. I reckon it would

0:27:57.560 --> 0:27:59.920
<v Speaker 2>have been. I was like to just meet the Cosmo today.

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:02.280
<v Speaker 2>My hotel was thirty three.

0:28:02.720 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, very dangerous of us. But I fuck, I

0:28:06.240 --> 0:28:08.520
<v Speaker 1>don't know why I trusted this guy, but I said

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 1>to this guy, yes, please, I would love a lift,

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:12.920
<v Speaker 1>but like, my friend is really unwell. And then he

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:14.399
<v Speaker 1>was like trying to look out for you, like he

0:28:14.520 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 1>was being really nice and helpful too, and so we

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>all jumped in the car. We all came back to

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>the hotel. We couldn't even get like to the drop

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:25.480
<v Speaker 1>off zone of the hotel because Matt starts being sick

0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:27.640
<v Speaker 1>in the car, and I'm like, I bet.

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:28.879
<v Speaker 3>That fucking doe.

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.600
<v Speaker 2>I was trying so hard. I do remember this bit.

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:34.640
<v Speaker 2>I was trying so hard. I could see the sign

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 2>for our hotel and I went, you're almost there. Just

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>hold on hot And I'm.

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Not a vomitar. I'm not a vomited when I drink

0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:40.640
<v Speaker 3>or in general.

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like if I get sick, like even if

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:45.479
<v Speaker 2>I was to get like a gastro, I'm not a vomited.

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm more of the other end. Shit, yeah, I'm a diarrhea.

0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 1>So we flung man out of the car.

0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 2>I've seen the sign and I was like, no, you

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:55.479
<v Speaker 2>can hold it, you can hold it, And then I

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 2>just remember my head hit in the back of the

0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 2>chair and just it just kind of like at least

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:00.000
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't pret.

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Went down in front of you, and I'm like, fucking

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>stop the car. And this poor guy that's driven us

0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 1>is freaking out, and I'm like, he have sixty bucks.

0:29:08.880 --> 0:29:10.920
<v Speaker 1>I just gave him double waters. I'm like, thank you

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 1>so much. He got out of the car. Everyone's trying

0:29:12.640 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 1>to help you. Then you're laying on the grass and

0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 1>the medium strip and I'm like, this is a fucking disaster.

0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 3>God.

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the guy left.

0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember any of this now from now on.

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 1>By the way, the other guys left and it was

0:29:30.800 --> 0:29:33.360
<v Speaker 1>just me and you walking through the hotel lobby. I

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:35.920
<v Speaker 1>was trying to say to Matt, take your jacket off,

0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 1>because he's down the front of it, and you're going no.

0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Because I just bought it forever twenty one a week ago,

0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 2>and that's the first time I've worn it out.

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:47.040
<v Speaker 1>And take the jacket off because I hate the jack

0:29:47.080 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 1>it off.

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 2>Now that i'm you know, today, I'm looking at the

0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:52.640
<v Speaker 2>damn thing covered going that's I'm.

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Not you were refusing to take it because but at

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:58.240
<v Speaker 1>the time I was like, I just bought this motherfucker.

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:00.160
<v Speaker 1>We were in the lift. He took the jack it

0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:02.320
<v Speaker 1>off and had it over his arm, and I was like,

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 1>give me that jacket. I'm throwing it in the bin.

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:07.360
<v Speaker 1>It's covered in spew, and he goes, I'll cover it

0:30:07.440 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>in spew laid so anyway, got that into his bed bareley.

0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I was, Oh, you were on the ground at the

0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 1>base of your bed with.

0:30:21.160 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Ankle. I'm crawled into bed.

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 1>I gave you some water, gave me some water.

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 3>And then she goes, do you want me to get

0:30:27.840 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 3>your bin so that you can spew in it if

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 3>I need a spew? So what I do? She goes,

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:36.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get you the bin. Anyway, as soon

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 3>as she placed it down, I went.

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:44.880
<v Speaker 2>And away I went. And then so what's happened? Also

0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 2>this week is Brick booked the hotel just across the

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 2>road from me, and I was then to book my

0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 2>accommodation at the same hotel, obviously, but I couldn't get

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:56.040
<v Speaker 2>in by the time I had sorted my life out,

0:30:56.160 --> 0:30:58.360
<v Speaker 2>so I just said, I'll book the hotel across the road.

0:30:58.400 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 3>Now, the thing in.

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Vegas is one the hotels are much bigger than you think,

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 2>and the blocks are much bigger. So me going, oh,

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm just across the road from you. It'll take me

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 2>two minutes. It's a half an hour walk. Ye every

0:31:11.200 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 2>time I walked there anyway, AJ's now left, and so

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Britt was like, I'll just stay with you for the

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.120
<v Speaker 2>two nights, and I said, yeah, absolutely, and I got

0:31:20.160 --> 0:31:22.720
<v Speaker 2>a double room, so there were two beds as well.

0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:23.920
<v Speaker 3>Well.

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Britney's packed shit at two twenty in the morning.

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>The thing was my bag was already still packed because

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I hadn't even stayed there. Yeah, my bag was already packed.

0:31:32.520 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 1>And Matt was passed that going you reminded me of Aj,

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.240
<v Speaker 1>because when AJ's been drinken, he lays him then and

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 1>goes like sounds like you're gonna go on, but it's

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>just like moaning in your sleep. And I've just had

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:49.280
<v Speaker 1>a night like I've gone from having a great night

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:53.959
<v Speaker 1>too on high alert. I've been freaking out that Matt's

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna die, and I'm like, fuck this, I'm just getting

0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 1>my own room. Also, I didn't want to lay next

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 1>to your spew bumper and the spew jacket, and so

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>yeap two in the morning, I shut my suitcase. I

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:08.120
<v Speaker 1>was telling you Matt, I'm gonna just go get my

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 1>own room in the same hotel.

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 2>And apparently I was responding to everything, and I don't

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 2>remember any after the I remember getting into bed and vomiting,

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 2>and then as soon as I shut my.

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Eym, you were already passed out. But I was like, man,

0:32:20.360 --> 0:32:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get my own room in this same hotel,

0:32:22.400 --> 0:32:27.720
<v Speaker 1>and you're like okay, and I'm like, I recorded that.

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 1>I was just by this point, I was just so done.

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm fucking done.

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 2>So you went to go and get a room in

0:32:34.120 --> 0:32:37.400
<v Speaker 2>the hotel, but the hope my hotel had no rooms,

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:38.960
<v Speaker 2>so you've actually had to go to the.

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 3>Next door hotel.

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 1>But it's joined to this one.

0:32:41.080 --> 0:32:42.720
<v Speaker 3>It's joined to this one. It's not the one, it's

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 3>not the one across the road.

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 1>It's in the same building.

0:32:45.440 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 3>It still takes ten minutes to get there.

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So anyway, went down, got my own room, came

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 1>in here, and then I just I had a shower

0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:55.080
<v Speaker 1>and everything. Like it got to like three am because

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I was so sober when I realized how fucked you

0:32:58.560 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 1>were over in Fremont Street or whatever it is. Yeah,

0:33:01.480 --> 0:33:03.800
<v Speaker 1>like you know, I just became instantly and sober like.

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I need to help Matt enough of

0:33:06.040 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 1>the partying. So yeah, I got my own room and

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:12.400
<v Speaker 1>went to bed about three am, but couldn't sleep because

0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:13.880
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, fuck, I shouldn't have left Matt

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:17.040
<v Speaker 1>and he's probably been sick. But then I was messaging

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:19.360
<v Speaker 1>you heaps. I I messaged Matt and told him all

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>about the night so that when he would wake up,

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, I'm not sure how much Matt is

0:33:22.840 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 1>going to remember.

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Hardly any of it, like I can't really remember.

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:28.680
<v Speaker 1>And I sent you a few of the videos too,

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 1>because I knew you would laugh at them when you

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:34.680
<v Speaker 1>woke up. And then, surprise, surprise, I could barely sleep,

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:37.240
<v Speaker 1>by the way, and then surprise surprise, I saw Matt

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 1>became active at like nine am, and I'm like, oh,

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>he's up, Thank goodness, Like that's good. And then you

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>wake up and you're like I feel fine.

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh my god, isn't that so strange? So my

0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:49.720
<v Speaker 3>thing is.

0:33:49.640 --> 0:33:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Then right, yeah, And obviously this is just a theory,

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:58.440
<v Speaker 2>but I don't, like, I've never been sparked in my life,

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 2>but I'm like, was it maybe one of those situations

0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:04.240
<v Speaker 2>where it was actually something like that that made me

0:34:04.280 --> 0:34:06.600
<v Speaker 2>feel that way, and not the tequila, Because how did

0:34:06.680 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I wake up today fresh as a daisy and scrollers?

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:11.839
<v Speaker 3>I got up and I went and did I've had.

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:13.840
<v Speaker 2>A whole list of things to do here in Las Vegas,

0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:15.719
<v Speaker 2>and every day I haven't done it, and I got

0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 2>up and I went and did it all.

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I want to no sense to me because here I

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:20.479
<v Speaker 1>was thinking, I'm going to get my own room because

0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Matt's going to be passed out for twenty four hours.

0:34:23.400 --> 0:34:26.560
<v Speaker 2>And when I do drink at home and hardly have

0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 2>that big of an eye, I will I'm a right

0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:32.680
<v Speaker 2>off for the next day to two days.

0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I can't. I was like, I'll just get my

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:34.839
<v Speaker 1>own room.

0:34:35.000 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 2>I got up, fresh as a daisy, had a shower,

0:34:37.360 --> 0:34:39.880
<v Speaker 2>shaved my face, shaved my face.

0:34:39.960 --> 0:34:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe huge, like you got it all out of here.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Maybe me.

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I've just never like that hasn't happened.

0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:48.359
<v Speaker 2>And so then that made me worried that in that

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:51.200
<v Speaker 2>interaction with those people that we met, not the guy

0:34:51.280 --> 0:34:52.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it would have been the guy that

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 2>I was with when I went to the toilet, but

0:34:54.960 --> 0:34:57.560
<v Speaker 2>the other people I don't know, maybe I even drank

0:34:57.600 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 2>some of their things and they might have had things

0:34:59.239 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 2>in there.

0:34:59.680 --> 0:35:00.799
<v Speaker 3>I don't do, you know what I mean.

0:35:00.840 --> 0:35:02.759
<v Speaker 1>It was the twenty minutes that I wasn't with Matt.

0:35:02.920 --> 0:35:05.000
<v Speaker 1>It just it all went downhill, and I was like,

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, what the fuck is There's.

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:09.879
<v Speaker 3>No real there's no real answer for you.

0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 2>But getting up this morning and just being like, oh,

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go down the strip and fucking live

0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 2>my life. And I went to the Lady Gaga Museum,

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:19.880
<v Speaker 2>and I went to the Botanical Gardens, and I went

0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 2>and watched the water show and I did all these

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:23.279
<v Speaker 2>things today.

0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:25.360
<v Speaker 3>And you were fine, and I was fine.

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:26.399
<v Speaker 1>It makes no sense.

0:35:26.440 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Now it's about eleven PM here and I've been up

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:30.520
<v Speaker 2>since nine and I'm not even you.

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:33.040
<v Speaker 1>Know, yeah here we are recording this podcast. It's literally

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 1>ten fifty nine pm Vegas time. Anyway, in conclusion, it

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>was very scary at the time.

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:42.399
<v Speaker 3>God Like, I.

0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Can't stress enough that I genuinely was so close to dying.

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:48.360
<v Speaker 3>I fully believe it.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:52.240
<v Speaker 1>And we don't want to be promoting you know, dangerous

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 1>drinking or drinking too much.

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, And the moral of the story is I'm

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 2>going sober I've been talking about it for a while.

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 2>I think that is nail in the coffin vibes. It

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:04.319
<v Speaker 2>actually spookes me so much. I mean, we are going

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 2>to catch la tomorrow night.

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 1>It is my birthday, so I thought you can have

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:12.360
<v Speaker 1>a cotail. I know, like, because I was just having like,

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.320
<v Speaker 1>however many drinks. We didn't even have that many drinks

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>by the end of the night. Six Well, at home

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 1>sometimes i've over ten, but they're very strong here. But

0:36:20.280 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 1>if we do have a drink on my birthday tomorrow night,

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:26.279
<v Speaker 1>are we stopping you after two drinks and saying that's enough?

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I say, souristically. If it wasn't your birthday, I'd be

0:36:29.920 --> 0:36:33.359
<v Speaker 2>so a day dot, let's go. But I will have

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 2>a cocktail or two with you for your birthday. But

0:36:36.480 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 2>then I'm honestly, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm

0:36:40.719 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 2>honestly like, I just never want to have a drink

0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:43.640
<v Speaker 2>again and the rest of.

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:48.320
<v Speaker 1>My life life that happens like that was it was fucked.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:50.400
<v Speaker 1>At the time. I did have a few laughs at

0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>some of the things that Matt was saying when I

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 1>was trying to get him home.

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 2>And that's the thing A lot of people were laughing

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:56.320
<v Speaker 2>online as well, and it is funny.

0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:57.160
<v Speaker 3>But also.

0:36:58.360 --> 0:37:01.640
<v Speaker 2>I can't stress how serious a fucking situation we had

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 2>last night.

0:37:02.360 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, I can't ever do that.

0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:08.239
<v Speaker 1>No, you can't ever get like that again. And the

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:11.120
<v Speaker 1>good thing is like, he's fine today, he's woken up fine.

0:37:11.200 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 1>So then we've been able to watch all the videos

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 1>in our camera roll and have a laugh at them,

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and Matt's like, I'm so glad you took these because like,

0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 1>this is hilarious to look back on. But it was

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:26.879
<v Speaker 1>pretty wild, and it happened so quickly. Yeah, so be careful.

0:37:26.800 --> 0:37:28.919
<v Speaker 3>Whatever happened in that twenty minutes. What are you doing

0:37:28.960 --> 0:37:29.279
<v Speaker 3>down there?

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I've got my phone case with my little

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 1>mag safety com playing with it. But that is the

0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>story of our crazy night in Vegas. You know what

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:41.920
<v Speaker 1>they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and

0:37:42.120 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 1>ends up.

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:47.319
<v Speaker 2>On in the quick Wi Hi scrollers. Also, how many

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:50.800
<v Speaker 2>big nights have we had out in our lives together,

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:56.120
<v Speaker 2>and that one is like tenfold worse.

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, We've never had a massive night out where anything

0:37:58.640 --> 0:37:59.320
<v Speaker 1>bad happens.

0:38:00.120 --> 0:38:02.759
<v Speaker 3>You had to scale the fucking building one night. Oh yeah,

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 3>you almost died, So yeah, we've had.

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Bega, but even then I was fine.

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 3>The Parramatta uber you know right, yes, so many.

0:38:12.239 --> 0:38:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Like we've always been fine every time, but that was

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 1>just like on another level. But we're safe. Matt woke

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.239
<v Speaker 1>up fine, Thank goodness. I thought you were going to

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:21.840
<v Speaker 1>be out for days. I thought you may be going

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:24.600
<v Speaker 1>to miss your flight tomorrow that we've got, but woke

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:25.760
<v Speaker 1>up fresh as a days.

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Which is funny because every other day here in Las Vegas,

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm so exhausted from this trip because don't

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:33.719
<v Speaker 2>forget as well. I did Universal Studios and then three

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:34.920
<v Speaker 2>days at Coachella.

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:36.520
<v Speaker 3>That's fucking huge four days.

0:38:36.560 --> 0:38:39.400
<v Speaker 2>So getting to Las Vegas, I've been like so lazy,

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.680
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to get out of bed every day today,

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 2>after that big night, I was like, let's grandma, let's

0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 2>go cowboy anyway.

0:38:47.760 --> 0:38:50.080
<v Speaker 1>We won't be doing that ever again. And if we

0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:53.239
<v Speaker 1>do have cocktails for my birthday this weekend, I'm going

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:54.560
<v Speaker 1>to be stopping you after two.

0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but thanks for listening to this Quick Whip.

0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Let us know what you think. Would you like more

0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:01.799
<v Speaker 1>Quick Whip episodes?

0:39:02.280 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 3>We already know that.

0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:04.719
<v Speaker 1>I think we're definitely going to do one about the

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:06.880
<v Speaker 1>uber story, because that's the whole story in itself.

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we will that. The only thing I want to

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:13.520
<v Speaker 3>say is that quick wits will probably not usually be

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 3>this long.

0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:16.000
<v Speaker 1>No, we've just had a lot to say. And also

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:18.960
<v Speaker 1>you're welcome, Hannah. You don't need to make a single

0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:23.760
<v Speaker 1>editing ever. So we have started to rually spoke. Usually

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 1>when we're recording in the podcast studio together, we're like, actually,

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>stop that. I'll start that again. I'll say it differently.

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Look at us go thirty nine minutes non stop talking.

0:39:32.400 --> 0:39:34.359
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I think we better wrap up this quick

0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>whip because it's eleven and I want to go to

0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:39.520
<v Speaker 1>better in normal time. I'm tired because we went to

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:42.120
<v Speaker 1>bed at fucking three am last night. Ye I was

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:42.880
<v Speaker 1>in a crisis.

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Thanks for listenings.

0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Be safe everyone, if you're ever traveling or drinking.

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:49.879
<v Speaker 3>Another moral of the story, if you do.

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Look out for your friends.

0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Is it the desert heat as well?

0:39:53.600 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is, but there must have

0:39:55.239 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>been so many factors that I'm not used to because

0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 2>that I mean, I was possessed by the devil last night.

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:03.000
<v Speaker 3>It was not pretty. Yeah, so be careful to.

0:40:02.840 --> 0:40:04.919
<v Speaker 1>Look out for your friends, Yes, just.

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:07.799
<v Speaker 3>Don't do anything that I would do.

0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Don't do anything that we've done on this trip.

0:40:09.960 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, any good week day life, Bye bye