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Speaker 3: I'm Britney Saunders, and.
Speaker 2: I'm all right hey, and this is High Scrollers, the
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Speaker 1: We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years,
Speaker 1: so who better to catch you up on everything that's
Speaker 1: been going viral.
Speaker 2: Plus we talk a lot about ourselves too.
Speaker 1: Coming up on this episode, I have blocked someone that
Speaker 1: was piercing me off.
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Speaker 2: if Jesus actually came back. All that more coming up
Speaker 2: on this episode of High Scrollers. Deal me in dope.
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Matthew.
Speaker 2: Good morning, future New York Best time seller book author
Speaker 2: of the Year.
Speaker 1: Well, I was just going to say from now on,
Speaker 1: I would like you to refer to me as author
Speaker 1: Britney Lee Saunton.
Speaker 2: The book's not even out yet, Mabe.
Speaker 1: Well, the pre order is and I've just given you
Speaker 1: you are the first person to own it out of
Speaker 1: anyone that's crazy. Ad doesn't have a copy, My nan
Speaker 1: doesn't have a copy. You are the first person.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I got given about six copies which I've used to
Speaker 1: make all my content, and I'm giving one to you
Speaker 1: and one to Dedicated.
Speaker 3: So shout out to u K you're getting one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I will say Dedicated, she has given me
Speaker 2: a copy for you. But if I sell it on
Speaker 2: the black market for five hundred dollars, because when does
Speaker 2: it release?
Speaker 3: May May thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've already got two copies in my hands,
Speaker 2: so one for me and one for the highest bidder.
Speaker 2: Congratulations style Scroller.
Speaker 3: Yes Scrollers.
Speaker 1: If you don't know, I mean you posted about it
Speaker 1: last night in our broadcast channel, Matt, I've been posting
Speaker 1: about it on every inn of the fucking internet. So
Speaker 1: last night I did an email out to our Fate
Speaker 1: newsletter subscribers. I did a Facebook page post on my
Speaker 1: Facebook page that I never use anymore, from like back
Speaker 1: in the day when Facebook pages were popular. My personal
Speaker 1: Facebook account. I unlocked my profile because is your profile
Speaker 1: locked on Facebook these days?
Speaker 2: Yes, so that if you're not my friend you can't
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 3: Causey shit.
Speaker 1: Well, I unlocked it and did a post on there.
Speaker 1: I did a bit more of like a wanky post
Speaker 1: on LinkedIn, like a bit more of a LinkedIn vibe,
Speaker 1: and then I was hitting up my broadcast channel. You
Speaker 1: posted in the scroll as one I did Fate Society posts.
Speaker 3: I fucking put it everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's been a busy night, a busy night.
Speaker 3: But anyway, in case you didn't.
Speaker 1: Know, surely you do, because I've posted about it absolutely everywhere.
Speaker 1: I've written a book and the pre order is out now.
Speaker 1: Hannah will leave a link in the show notes. It's
Speaker 1: on book Topia exclusively for but a lot of people
Speaker 1: have been asking me questions. I've already emailed the team
Speaker 1: this morning. Is it going to be on Kindle? How
Speaker 1: the fuck does that work?
Speaker 3: I wonder.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know. As an author, I've got no idea.
Speaker 2: You've got to figure out how to put it on
Speaker 2: good Reads as well, add it to our tbrs and
Speaker 2: then rated TV to be read. Okay, so if I
Speaker 2: add your book to my TBR, it's like I want
Speaker 2: to read this eventually and then I can review it.
Speaker 3: And I've emailed them about that.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of people ask is it going
Speaker 1: to be an audio book. I've already had conversations about that,
Speaker 1: and I think we're going to be making it happen
Speaker 1: one day. But you know, recording an audio book is
Speaker 1: like a week of like full studio recording days. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine trying to read a book out loud perfectly, yeah,
Speaker 1: with not a single stuff up.
Speaker 2: And you actually have to read really slow, like I've read.
Speaker 2: I've listened to some audiobooks that are actually so slow.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, I got to put this on
Speaker 2: one point eight speed. Like one of my friends released
Speaker 2: a book. This is actually before I was reading, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, well, I'm not going to read.
Speaker 2: So I'll listen to the audiobook and I'll just read
Speaker 2: the first little bit of your blurb on the back
Speaker 2: of your book, and I will read how fast they
Speaker 2: were reading in their audiobook.
Speaker 3: Wait, read the first bit of the first chapter.
Speaker 2: First bit of the first chapter.
Speaker 1: Yes, spoilers excluiler, not the forward, No, do the first.
Speaker 2: Chapter introduction Once upon a time. Wait, this isn't a
Speaker 2: fairy tale, I'll tell you what, though it kind of
Speaker 2: feels like one. I was like, oh my god, can
Speaker 2: you speak a bit faster. We don't have all day.
Speaker 2: I was like one point eight speed.
Speaker 1: Less for a whole book. So yeah, apparently it's a
Speaker 1: massive job. But we are going to look into it.
Speaker 2: And because you've written it and it's not you know,
Speaker 2: it's obviously nonfiction because it's all about your journey and
Speaker 2: your life, ninety nine percent of the time you would
Speaker 2: be the one reading it. And of course you're going
Speaker 2: to be the one reading it. Yes, so it's a
Speaker 2: little different too, because your life is hectic as it is. Like,
Speaker 2: you need a Harmione time turner. Baby, what a Harmione
Speaker 2: time turner?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: You've never seen Harry Potter?
Speaker 3: Surely I have, but I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Remember in like I think it's a third movie, Prisoner
Speaker 2: of Azkaban. She has that necklace. When she spins it,
Speaker 2: it goes back in time.
Speaker 3: No, I don't remember. I need to watch Harry Potter
Speaker 3: all the way through again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need one of those so that you can
Speaker 2: do your day and then rewind it back and do
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 1: But we are talking about an audiobook, this, that and
Speaker 1: the other, and I just thought I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: about it here on scrollers of course, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be signing as many copies as I possibly and physically
Speaker 1: can at the book Topia head office. I'm also going
Speaker 1: to their warehouse which is at the same place, and
Speaker 1: they've got all these like cool robots that go around
Speaker 1: like to pick all the orders. Oh, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to make some cool fun videos there, hopefully pack some book.
Speaker 2: Orders nice doing signed copies and things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to try and some on a thousand.
Speaker 3: They said it will take you a whole day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the carpll tunnel.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can come and you can sign You just
Speaker 1: copy my signature, And I was thinking, do you just
Speaker 1: because obviously, like the business owner in me, I want
Speaker 1: to like write a thank you letter in each one,
Speaker 1: but that's going to take so fucking long.
Speaker 3: What would you sign?
Speaker 1: Like? Would you just have like your name and a
Speaker 1: love heart?
Speaker 2: You're underestimating, like how sore your hand is going to be?
Speaker 3: Is it just like a letter B with a love heart?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like a well whatever your signature.
Speaker 3: Is, yeah, people could copy it.
Speaker 2: We'll just make one up. I have a little cute
Speaker 2: little ah when people ask for a Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna have to do a B.
Speaker 1: In a heart, but maybe for at least like ten
Speaker 1: or twenty I'll do a little like actual thank you
Speaker 1: note in there, or you.
Speaker 2: Could like print out a bunch of thank you notes
Speaker 2: and it just slots into the book.
Speaker 3: Then is people like, eh, that's not really her writing.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think they care, Like, as long as you
Speaker 2: sign the book, but you did ask in your cast channel,
Speaker 2: and I was interested in people's answers, and every single
Speaker 2: person was like, God, we don't need to thank you.
Speaker 2: Just signed the book, Clay, Yeah, just put your initials
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: I So, obviously the book is exclusively available via book Topia,
Speaker 1: but I have also purchased a thousand books myself at
Speaker 1: a little discounted rate a wholesale cost, because I'm going
Speaker 1: to be putting them in my five Fate stores. Logistically,
Speaker 1: it's too hard for us to have it on the
Speaker 1: Fate website and their website. But I've bought a thousand
Speaker 1: so I might do a little mini book tour of
Speaker 1: some sort in all of the five stores. So stay
Speaker 1: tuned for that, everyone, and you will need someone.
Speaker 2: To host the book tour. Would will either be me
Speaker 2: or Anita. Is that how I say? Her name Anita,
Speaker 2: because Anita's done a little quote on the front and
Speaker 2: also what written the forward?
Speaker 1: H nice, yep, that's my friend Anita from Hero Packaging.
Speaker 1: You've probably purchased a parcel, purchased a parcel, You've probably
Speaker 1: done online shopping, and you've probably had a Hero Packaging package.
Speaker 3: In your house at one stage.
Speaker 2: Definitely have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, that's kind of it. The pre order
Speaker 3: is out now, and I really fucking liked writing a book.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say I liked it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: At the start, I was like, there's no way I
Speaker 1: know how to do this. The last time I had
Speaker 1: written anything in long form was probably in year ten,
Speaker 1: never written in long form. And then once I started writing,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, like I actually really enjoy this.
Speaker 1: And the one thing I will say is if you
Speaker 1: get your hands on a copy and you read it,
Speaker 1: you are going to be able to tell that I
Speaker 1: wrote it because I didn't try to write like a
Speaker 1: proper author, you know, like it's written just from my
Speaker 1: mouth basically, so when people read it, you'll be able
Speaker 1: to just hear the bogan coming through and what's it about?
Speaker 1: It's I would say, it's obviously a memoir about my
Speaker 1: life mixed with a business kind of journal or diary,
Speaker 1: and it just goes back to the very beginning when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and I take everyone all the
Speaker 1: way through my life to now, right up until today,
Speaker 1: everything that's happened in my whole career and early years, lessons,
Speaker 1: stuff about my personal life. People were saying, so, is
Speaker 1: there anything in there that, like we don't already know?
Speaker 2: My fuck depends how long you've been.
Speaker 1: Exactly Like ogs say that, like, is there anything Am
Speaker 1: I going to learn anything new? I'm like, Okay, first
Speaker 1: of all, don't pressure me. But second of all, I
Speaker 1: want this to be read by people maybe who are
Speaker 1: just going to discover me through the book. So it's
Speaker 1: not everyone, Yeah, not everyone, is an OG. There's some
Speaker 1: funny pictures in there in the start, just to kind
Speaker 1: of build the story. The one of me crying on
Speaker 1: Snapchat is in there.
Speaker 2: I literally just opened to that page. How fun if
Speaker 2: you would.
Speaker 3: Have thought when that happened that I would one day
Speaker 3: write a book and put that photo in it. I know,
Speaker 3: fucking funny.
Speaker 2: So crazy.
Speaker 1: AJ has his whole own chapter all about when I
Speaker 1: first met AJ and how that all came to be nice.
Speaker 1: There's bonus chapters in the end, because I just kept
Speaker 1: going back to it and I felt like it wasn't finished,
Speaker 1: and I had new thoughts because I started writing this
Speaker 1: two years ago, and then I would go back and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I don't feel that way anymore, and
Speaker 1: so I kept going back and making edits and adding
Speaker 1: bonus chapters at the end. But it's just a bit
Speaker 1: of everything. It's me in a book, my life.
Speaker 2: It's quite a therapeutic process, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Like I said on my story, I've never had a
Speaker 1: diary or done journaling or anything, but that's what it.
Speaker 2: Felt like therapy.
Speaker 3: I don't go to therapy, do you.
Speaker 2: No, But we should. I'm at the point in my
Speaker 2: life where I'm like, therapy should be mandatory, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. But I've been writing my memoir that
Speaker 2: no one's publishing, and it's just familar. But I find that, like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't need therapy because this is actually well.
Speaker 1: I will say if I have been putting in a
Speaker 1: good word or two about you to the publishers that I've.
Speaker 3: Been working with for two years, oh really.
Speaker 1: They know about you and I've told them all about
Speaker 1: you and that you would be great if they're looking
Speaker 1: for new talent. So if that happens, I'll be taking
Speaker 1: ten percent commission to each sale.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous. All right, Well cut your check for the two
Speaker 2: dollars twenty you'll learn, please be upstanding for the royal flush. Well,
Speaker 2: let's get on to our royal flash of the work.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I've got a good one.
Speaker 2: All right, you start, then you kick us off.
Speaker 1: Okay, I saw this girl on TikTok. She just randomly
Speaker 1: posed and you probably saw it too. Matt, let me
Speaker 1: find it.
Speaker 2: You've got me on the Edgejimmy said over here. But
Speaker 2: I don't fit very well on this seat, so I'm
Speaker 2: kind of always on the edge of a seed, if
Speaker 2: I'm honest. But it's a bit big for this one.
Speaker 2: At least we're not on a stool. I will say,
Speaker 2: I fucking hate a stool. Get the stool away. You
Speaker 2: know what I hate when I do a panel. You know,
Speaker 2: we do panels sometimes and you got to talk in
Speaker 2: front of a crowd, and they go, what's it like
Speaker 2: working with brands and stuff? I do a lot of those.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I hate when I see a stool, one
Speaker 2: of the big stools that the long, big tall ones
Speaker 2: you got to climb up on. I'm not I'm too
Speaker 2: fat for this. The stool is in my asshole. Give
Speaker 2: me a couch. I need a couch to sit on.
Speaker 2: Although one time, remember that really stupid thing that we
Speaker 2: almost did or didn't do, way back in like I
Speaker 2: want to say, twenty fifteen Game On? Remember game on?
Speaker 2: No oh, it was this like video expo sort of
Speaker 2: thing called game On. I remember sitting on the lounge
Speaker 2: and I fucking broke. It didn't nice anyway on stage
Speaker 2: in front of everyone. Anyway. I've just gone on a
Speaker 2: little tangent about stools while you've been trying to look
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 3: If you found it, move on.
Speaker 1: I want to add in one tiny little mini royal
Speaker 1: flush before this one. It's because it's like relevant to now.
Speaker 1: Over the weekend we announced the winner of our Fate
Speaker 1: Model search and we released our surprise series videos for
Speaker 1: those of you that don't know with the model search.
Speaker 3: That we did. We pranked the winner and we.
Speaker 1: Told her that it was a top three and she
Speaker 1: came to Newcastle to do a final round audition and
Speaker 1: we pulled off the biggest surprise ever and it's all
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 3: On the Internet.
Speaker 1: And I just want to say that's also a royal
Speaker 1: flush for me because the response has been amazing and
Speaker 1: I saw you commented on one of the videos, so
Speaker 1: thanks for that, love the support, big fan shout out
Speaker 1: to you, Claudia. Okay, onto my actual royal flush. This
Speaker 1: girl named Holly Jell posted a TikTok and I saw
Speaker 1: it like not long after she'd posted it. You know
Speaker 1: when you see a video and you know it's gonna
Speaker 1: go viral, and you're seeing it when it has barely
Speaker 1: any views, and it now has one hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: seven thousand views and eleven thousand likes, and I commented it.
Speaker 1: I commented on it and said, here before this goes
Speaker 1: absolutely viral and then it's blown up. Okay, the video
Speaker 1: is and I'll play it. I don't know if you'll
Speaker 1: be able to tell, but it says, what's the dumbest
Speaker 1: story You've got to make me feel better? Please with
Speaker 1: a skull emoji. I'll play it. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you'll be able to tell from this what it is.
Speaker 4: I'm actually so fucking dumb. I thought that if you
Speaker 4: had these balloon weights and you automatically that they automatically
Speaker 4: just go up without healingum in them. So I'm like
Speaker 4: putting this around here and.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like this, it's just falling. I'm like it's
Speaker 2: not working.
Speaker 4: And I was putting it on the ground and I
Speaker 4: was putting on the bed.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: They're just going to magically go up. Okay, that is
Speaker 2: the dumbest thing. She's got one of those balloon weights
Speaker 2: that have the foil around them. Yeah, and she's tired
Speaker 2: a balloon to it, thinking that the balloon will just float.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell my god. No, that really is the dumbest
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: That's my royal flush.
Speaker 1: Because I saw that, I was like, number one, that
Speaker 1: is so fucking dumb. But you know what, I reckon.
Speaker 1: More people would think that's how it works, then.
Speaker 2: You would believe not surely not. I reckoned some of
Speaker 2: the comments. I need dumb, let me see see. I
Speaker 2: expect the comments to just be like, babe, I've never
Speaker 2: been this dumb in my life.
Speaker 3: God bless you, but come on, Okay, one of the
Speaker 3: top comments.
Speaker 1: As someone who works in a party store, you are
Speaker 1: not alone. Oh wow, I reckon way more people think
Speaker 1: that that's how it works because they don't understand helium
Speaker 1: and what it is. I work in events and this
Speaker 1: is a universal thing.
Speaker 2: What that's crazy. I'm feeling very smart today.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: That's my royal flush because that is like the dumbest moment,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to say, like a blonde moment.
Speaker 1: I feel like people don't say that anymore. But ah yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to you, Holly Gel. That fucking made my
Speaker 1: day when I saw that, because I was just pissing
Speaker 1: at how dumb that was stunning.
Speaker 2: It's made me feel really good, So thank you for sharing.
Speaker 2: I've got one that's a little bit controversial. Actually, well,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna be nice about the whole thing, but
Speaker 2: I did see a TikTok about if Jesus Christ was
Speaker 2: to come back and the fact that we symbolized Jesus
Speaker 2: with the cross, right, and of course Jesus died on
Speaker 2: the cross, and so if he comes back, the TikTok was,
Speaker 2: and I've got a point to this. I promise that
Speaker 2: TikTok was like, imagine Jesus comes back and just sees
Speaker 2: all the crosses everywhere, like you're going to give the
Speaker 2: poor man PTSD. I was like, that's hilarious, But then
Speaker 2: it could be thinking because I actually always think about
Speaker 2: this and I don't want to offend any Christians here,
Speaker 2: Like I'm being nice about this. Hannah's on the edge
Speaker 2: of her seat, like fuck, we're getting sued no by Jesus.
Speaker 3: Jesus is gonna come.
Speaker 2: Down like just saying like I don't really care what
Speaker 2: your religion is. You can you could do what you want.
Speaker 2: I mean, all of them give me no rights anyway.
Speaker 2: But let's just let's just be nice about this and
Speaker 2: have an actual let's think critically about this. I'm not
Speaker 2: trying to piss anyone off. Like, if Jesus Christ was
Speaker 2: actually to come back today, how do you think the
Speaker 2: world would react, because I don't think it would be
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 3: I think there'll be a war breakout.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wasn't thinking that drastically. Here's my thing. Imagine
Speaker 2: right now, Jesus appears in Sydney and he goes, hello, everyone.
Speaker 3: Well I am Jesus.
Speaker 1: I think no one because we're also chronically online, no
Speaker 1: one would believe him.
Speaker 2: Right, We're going police put that man in a mental asylum. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if he's like I am Jesus Christ, we're going vibe
Speaker 2: give it a rest. Yeah, we're all filming it. We're
Speaker 2: putting on TikTok. Everyone's going one idiot. Like.
Speaker 1: The only way that we would believe it is if
Speaker 1: he did like some sort of magic shit. No, but
Speaker 1: even thought about that, Even then people think that it's
Speaker 1: like an optical if he's like, well, hang on.
Speaker 3: Let me prove it to you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to turn water into wine. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: to a magician, Darlin. I've seen a magician take an
Speaker 2: audience from this side of the room to that side
Speaker 2: of the room in forty seconds. So you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to try a little bit harder. I mean, how would
Speaker 2: he genuinely? And again I don't think I'm upsetting any
Speaker 2: Christians here, and I hope i'm not. But how logistically, yeah,
Speaker 2: if Jesus. And also the other thing is where's he landing?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like I.
Speaker 3: Honestlydy have a bridge, do you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean? Because I think if you're in America,
Speaker 2: think he's coming to America. I think if you're in
Speaker 2: a different country, you think he's coming. What if he
Speaker 2: lands somewhere I say land, like he's an alien. But
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, what if he goes
Speaker 2: somewhere so remote he's got to walk for forty days
Speaker 2: and forty nights to live fines and you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like I just speaking, I.
Speaker 1: Can picture him actually like not landing in a city.
Speaker 1: I thought that's off brand for Jesus. I feel like
Speaker 1: he would land like.
Speaker 2: In orange sand in Maitland. He's in lawn crushing a
Speaker 2: wedding in the Hunter Valley, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's a bit more on brand.
Speaker 2: Imagine if Jesus came back to to Woomba, the biggest
Speaker 2: thing that's ever happened in to Woomba. Seriously. Oh and
Speaker 2: what imagine we go to Coachella Jesus pops up, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, did Jesus live in Bendigo?
Speaker 2: This is the thing I think he could. Maybe he
Speaker 2: comes back to Bethlehem. I don't know what's going I
Speaker 2: haven't heard any news from bed. It's not like the
Speaker 2: news in Bethlehem makes it to Australia very often. How
Speaker 2: long does it take for the world to know? What
Speaker 2: if he lands in an absolute foreign country? Where no
Speaker 2: one knows the language except them, and Jesus could actually
Speaker 2: be here right now, walking among us. But do you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying though, Like, I'm not even trying
Speaker 2: to take the piss, I'm going think critically about it.
Speaker 2: Let's say Jesus is coming back. How do we go
Speaker 2: you need to prove it? How's he going to prove it,
Speaker 2: Where's he gonna be? How long is it going to
Speaker 2: take for the world to clock on? And then you've
Speaker 2: got imagine the conspiracy. Imagine the people not believing and
Speaker 2: the people who do believe, and the people who don't
Speaker 2: believe currently but then do, and then the people who
Speaker 2: do believe and then don't. I mean, it would just
Speaker 2: be a mess. It would It would just be a mess.
Speaker 2: It would anyway. That's just my thoughts, and I think
Speaker 2: about that so often. And I saw that TikTok and
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to speak about this on
Speaker 2: the podcast, because again, I'm not trying to upset anyone. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make fun. I'm genuinely saying I'm
Speaker 2: right there with you. If he was to come back,
Speaker 2: it'd be fucking bedlam what It'd be a big color Ballow.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you something funny.
Speaker 1: In primary school we had to do scripture. It was
Speaker 1: just like part of our school.
Speaker 3: Did you give? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And high school too, Oh see.
Speaker 1: I only did it in primary school. And I really
Speaker 1: loved the scripture teacher. You know, we just have a
Speaker 1: teacher that you love. She was like an older lady.
Speaker 1: And every time we had scripture, I was so excited.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know what it was that we were doing.
Speaker 1: But I loved the scripture class, and I became the
Speaker 1: teacher's pet, and I loved all the songs.
Speaker 3: And I would get up in front of the class
Speaker 3: and sing the scripture songs.
Speaker 2: Which do you remember any of them? Yeah? What do
Speaker 2: you remember?
Speaker 3: You have to sing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, because I'll see if I remember them too,
Speaker 2: because I remember maybe three.
Speaker 3: Okay, you will know this one.
Speaker 2: Surely.
Speaker 3: Jesus loves me, yes, I.
Speaker 1: Know, for the Bible tells me so little ones to
Speaker 1: him belong, for they are.
Speaker 3: Week, But he is strong, don't ye. Jesus loves me. Yes, Jesus, I.
Speaker 2: Remember our Father who art in heaven. HALLO be thy name,
Speaker 2: How Kingdom come, how.
Speaker 3: Will be done?
Speaker 2: See? I know that prayer and anyone who had to
Speaker 2: listen to bah Bah do bah Ba needs needs mandatory therapy,
Speaker 2: that's for sure. And what else was there? Oh, we
Speaker 2: did this little light of mine. I'm going to make
Speaker 2: it shine well.
Speaker 3: In the scripture class, I loved all that.
Speaker 1: I didn't I was too young to even understand, like
Speaker 1: exactly what we were doing, because I mean year like two.
Speaker 3: But I love the teacher. I loved a song. I
Speaker 3: love singing in the class.
Speaker 1: And the scripture teacher would like read things like from
Speaker 1: the Bible or I don't know, and she would read
Speaker 1: about how Jesus is like he's coming, like that was
Speaker 1: the whole thing, like he's coming back to Earth. And
Speaker 1: I truly believed that he was going to come out
Speaker 1: of sky to jessmind prim but I thought because she
Speaker 1: would the way they talked, like the day is upon us,
Speaker 1: he is coming, and I'd be getting so excited.
Speaker 3: But I didn't know of.
Speaker 2: All places in the world Jesus is coming from.
Speaker 1: Primary fully fucking believed it, but I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was that I was actually believing in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the thing. I mean, it's just it's
Speaker 2: one of those things I'm like, I actually genuinely think
Speaker 2: what the bloody fucking heck is going on in here today?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Like, I'm like, there's just
Speaker 2: if he was to come back, what the what would
Speaker 2: the world do?
Speaker 3: And he was on that line?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if if if Jesus comes back, we need
Speaker 2: him on high scroller.
Speaker 3: You got to arrange that when he canna.
Speaker 2: Just send him an email or something and get him
Speaker 2: on high scrollers. I think if at the world the
Speaker 2: world needs Jesus more than ever right now, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, So, Jesus, Dalin, now would be a
Speaker 2: good time to drop back. I'll believe. Yeah, I'll believe.
Speaker 2: I'll stand with you. You know, you turn order into
Speaker 2: wine and you can do that over and over and
Speaker 2: over and over again. I'll be friend. I mean, maybe
Speaker 2: that's how I'll find my love for red wine. Jesus.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw something else on the weekend on TikTok again,
Speaker 3: like all things.
Speaker 2: So on TikTok. I'm really sorry Instagram, we love him too,
Speaker 2: but I don't know what the vibe is.
Speaker 3: I love being on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I post on my Instagram stories every day like I
Speaker 1: love it for that, But I'm consuming on TikTok. I
Speaker 1: don't scroll on Instagram and look at shit. But anyway,
Speaker 1: big back parties? What big back parties?
Speaker 2: Okay, here's something I haven't seen, which is rare.
Speaker 3: It's I think it's something you would love.
Speaker 2: I think I could guess what it is. What should
Speaker 2: I guess? I think big back parties? Well, big back
Speaker 2: is like people with a big back, rich people who
Speaker 2: love food, old food. Yeah, very me and my big back.
Speaker 2: And so I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: What I was just gonna say a little funny side story.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the other month, we were staying in Parramatta,
Speaker 1: like myself and a few of the fake girls, and
Speaker 1: we were going down the lift and it was like
Speaker 1: us three and then like a bunch of other guys
Speaker 1: and somehow big back came up, just like the term.
Speaker 1: And then one of the girls with us goes, what's
Speaker 1: big back? And I didn't want to like say anything
Speaker 1: out loud, and then this random guy goes like.
Speaker 3: Me and we just pissed. It was just really funny.
Speaker 3: Anyway you had to be there, But anyway, go on.
Speaker 2: I think a big back party is where you just
Speaker 2: have like the biggest, fattest face and you all bring
Speaker 2: like like instead of just like, oh, here's a little
Speaker 2: chippies that I've brought and a little bag of lollies.
Speaker 2: It's like cob Life lasagna like all the big So
Speaker 2: it's that, but carby meals, et cetera.
Speaker 1: You could definitely make it at home. But also you
Speaker 1: you all get food from fast food shops and takeaway,
Speaker 1: so like someone brings a massive order of KFC, someone
Speaker 1: brings a massive order of Domino's.
Speaker 3: Wit wasn't this my.
Speaker 2: Royal flash like not that long ago, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: big back parties? Like I didn't know what was called that,
Speaker 2: but I said, I saw a TikTok.
Speaker 3: Surely, yeah, I think he did.
Speaker 2: I saw a TikTok where everyone got together and then
Speaker 2: they all ordered different uber etes to the house. Yes,
Speaker 2: but no one told each other what was arriving.
Speaker 3: So same sort of thing.
Speaker 1: But this is like it's in America right now and
Speaker 1: kids are requesting a big Back party for their birthday,
Speaker 1: so it's like a theme, and then they get balloons
Speaker 1: that says big Back. They get like like the letter,
Speaker 1: you know, the letter balloons like and it's just like
Speaker 1: happy birthday and say.
Speaker 3: They get big Back. Yeah, Okay, and then they get.
Speaker 1: Like any kind of food balloons that they can find,
Speaker 1: and it's a full trend. Like my twelve year old
Speaker 1: wants a big back party for his party, so let's
Speaker 1: decorate anyway. If you want to look it up, go
Speaker 1: on TikTok type in big back party, and I'm I'm
Speaker 1: here for it, yeah, because you know what, when I'm
Speaker 1: at a party, I don't care about anything else other
Speaker 1: than the food.
Speaker 2: Seriously, I will.
Speaker 1: Be that person standing next to the grazing charcuterie table
Speaker 1: all night.
Speaker 3: That is me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And mandatory things at a party for me is
Speaker 2: wait are you seeing? Are you showing me Hannah? What's
Speaker 2: a big back party is? Or the like? Do they
Speaker 2: have those big foil balloons? Yeah? Yeah, big back night?
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 3: So can we have a big back night? Is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Do you have things that you like look out
Speaker 2: for at a party, like I have mandatores at parties
Speaker 2: that determines whether it's a good party or not. The
Speaker 2: first and foremost would be a cobb loaf.
Speaker 3: See mine's cheese platter first.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm pissed if.
Speaker 1: We're going even just any event and there's not like
Speaker 1: a cheese charcuterie.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, I'm pissed.
Speaker 2: Did you have a charcuterie at your fate event? No?
Speaker 3: They had kind of pays all not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so true.
Speaker 1: That's too big of a party to have a cheese board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think cheeseboards when you have an event with two
Speaker 1: hundred people, So it's gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying Cobb Live party mix. I do love
Speaker 2: a retro, but I'm not fussy. Just a party mix, lollies,
Speaker 2: natural Confecturing Company or Alan's, preferably Alan's, but natural confectionery company.
Speaker 2: I will not be upset, and it has to be
Speaker 2: a party mix because I want some lollies with a
Speaker 2: bit of white on them. I want some milk bottles.
Speaker 2: I would like a bit of teeth. How good is it,
Speaker 2: by the way, that tea? No? How good is it
Speaker 2: that they're no longer like min tea?
Speaker 3: I hate tea?
Speaker 2: Really, but when was the last time we had a teeth?
Speaker 3: I avoid the mital costs every time there's a party.
Speaker 2: So they've changed though. They just taste like a marshmallow now,
Speaker 2: so they've taken Remember when we were younger, they tasted
Speaker 2: like mint. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Don't they come in just a bag? Now you can
Speaker 3: just buy teeth.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I know they just released peaches
Speaker 2: and cream. I haven't been able to fine them. Peaches
Speaker 2: and cream is my favorite. Well, actually that's a lie.
Speaker 3: I love a strawberry and cream.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know my favorite favorite favorite lolli ever?
Speaker 2: Apart from a pineapple. I do love a pineapple. But
Speaker 2: apart from that, if I had to eat one lolly
Speaker 2: for the rest of my life, it would be racing cars.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, in a retro party mix, you get
Speaker 2: the little green racing cars.
Speaker 3: Oh no, didn't.
Speaker 1: Alan's just rebrand their orange flavor and it's no longer orange.
Speaker 3: It's mandarine tangerine.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's passion fruit. I thought, no, it's Oh
Speaker 2: they sent it me and it tasted like passion fruit,
Speaker 2: and they sent it to me in like the bags
Speaker 2: from the like. They weren't in Alan's bags, they were like,
Speaker 2: in it's.
Speaker 3: Now passion fruit flavored. What the hell?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was originally I.
Speaker 3: Saw mandarin at an event.
Speaker 2: No, but were they guessing I don't know, because they
Speaker 2: did this big thing in orange for the orange snake.
Speaker 2: So Originally it was apricot flavored, and everyone was like,
Speaker 2: it's our least favorite snake. So they've redone the recipe
Speaker 2: and it's passion fruit flavored. I literally had them last
Speaker 2: week because they sent me the new ones, and I
Speaker 2: was just kind of like, yeah, okay, cool, cute, but
Speaker 2: like still my least favorite flavor. You know, but in
Speaker 2: orange people were trying to guess. So maybe you've seen
Speaker 2: someone trying to guess the flavor and they've said mandarin.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's definitely. It's such a passion fruit flavor.
Speaker 2: Like it's straight away. I can smell the bag. You
Speaker 2: could smell the bag and be like, oh, that's definitely
Speaker 2: passion fruit. And then I tasted it and went, well, yeah, obviously.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you need a cop life, you need party mix. Okay,
Speaker 2: we need a shark cooterie board. What else? Is it?
Speaker 2: Our big back party? I'm saying if it's like a
Speaker 2: hot food party that like we're sitting down and having
Speaker 2: a plate of food, like we're having like a lunch,
Speaker 2: potato bake. Have a potato bake.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Matt.
Speaker 1: When we get back from America, I am going to
Speaker 1: get my nan to make us a potato bake, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking bring it in and we're going
Speaker 1: to do with taste test on high scrollers. Okay, because
Speaker 1: my NaN's is the best.
Speaker 2: And I can probably guarantee that it will be the
Speaker 2: best I've had, but I will put it to the test.
Speaker 3: All right. I'm doing it like potato bakes.
Speaker 2: If I'm honest, although they're delicious, Like I've never had
Speaker 2: a bad potato bake I have, Oh really?
Speaker 3: When people make them so runny and like it's just slopping.
Speaker 1: All around, Like I like a thick, solid potato bake
Speaker 1: with crunch on the top.
Speaker 3: When people cook.
Speaker 2: Bread crumbs, what do you do? How do you make
Speaker 2: it crunchy?
Speaker 3: Palmon on top? But you just have some?
Speaker 1: When people don't like pre boil the potatoes and then
Speaker 1: the potatoes are just they're too hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I've ever had one that's too hard.
Speaker 2: But what about bacon bacon in a potato bo yes?
Speaker 3: And diced onion bacon and an onion, yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: do in a garlic powder garlic? And what do you
Speaker 3: put else? Do you put in it? The soup stuff?
Speaker 2: Now I'm fucking starving you. We'll see the French onion
Speaker 2: cob loafe is good one too. You put the French
Speaker 2: onion mix in with the with the cob loafe.
Speaker 3: Do you like a mix of potato and sweet potato?
Speaker 2: No, I just like just potato, potato and a potato.
Speaker 2: But blasphemy, you fucking hell Jesus found out you were
Speaker 2: putting sweet potato and your potato bag. You never fucking
Speaker 2: come back, that's for sure. Oh my god, that's criminal. Hannah.
Speaker 2: I love a barbecue. I do love a barbecue. I
Speaker 2: love a honey. That's the thing. If you're gonna have
Speaker 2: a barbecue, you need honey, soy chicken skewers. Honey, soy
Speaker 2: chicken skewers on your barbecue. That'll do me. I just
Speaker 2: love a fucking fresh roll with butter and chicken on it, too,
Speaker 2: Barbecue chicken.
Speaker 3: A food podcast again last time or whenever it was
Speaker 3: and we got subway.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's out yet. What else it's
Speaker 3: been recording?
Speaker 2: Left?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: And Senela, I know, what's another thing you want to
Speaker 2: you want to see at a party on the table
Speaker 2: And I don't really care for sweet things at a
Speaker 2: party because we've got the cake, so I don't need
Speaker 2: brown and doughnuts and old fairy bread, though I would like.
Speaker 3: My thing is just cheese platter.
Speaker 1: If you give me a cheese platter that has good dips,
Speaker 1: good meats, preshooto which is ham in case you didn't know,
Speaker 1: or bacon um and some good cheeses and good crackers,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking happy.
Speaker 3: That's I could just live off that.
Speaker 2: Breadsticks on a cheeseboard, yes or no.
Speaker 3: Like the skinny stick things. Give a shit about those things?
Speaker 2: Fuck them off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get rid of them.
Speaker 2: I think, why have you spent fourteen dollars on six
Speaker 2: bread sticks?
Speaker 4: Off?
Speaker 2: Just get them off.
Speaker 1: I love a good jat, Yeah, like nothing beats jats.
Speaker 1: It's good with cheese, it's good with dips. I always
Speaker 1: do jats on my cheese platters. And then the fancy
Speaker 1: ones with the fruit in them, like you know, the
Speaker 1: fig and.
Speaker 2: Arm and no, they are my favorite. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: got those with a bit of mercy Valley.
Speaker 1: And then you've got to okay, hear me out, everyone.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're making a cheese platter, charcouterie, whatever you want to.
Speaker 3: Call it, it needs quince pace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, quins pace.
Speaker 1: Just normal, not like the fig I don't know, there's
Speaker 1: all different ones, but just normal quins with the cheese
Speaker 1: oh amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, disappointed if I see a cheese party without.
Speaker 2: Quins Tell you what changed my life? One time one
Speaker 2: of my friends made we had like a friend's mess
Speaker 2: and it was like bring a play and they brought
Speaker 2: homemade sausage rolls, which you don't need to homemake them,
Speaker 2: but they did and then they were fabulous. But then
Speaker 2: with a fig jam. Oh changed my life, honestly, fig
Speaker 2: jam instead of you know, because usually a sausage roll,
Speaker 2: I just put it with a barbecue sauce or something,
Speaker 2: but in a bit of QP mao obviously, but the
Speaker 2: fig jam just really hit the clip for me. So
Speaker 2: if you're doing sausage rolls, big jams, my recommendation.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: Anything else you wanted a party, you just reckon and
Speaker 2: cha's I'm still thinking. I'm trying to think of parties
Speaker 2: I've been to and what else has been on the
Speaker 2: table that I've absolutely loved.
Speaker 3: I don't really go to parties much.
Speaker 2: So true, so true.
Speaker 3: Visual What is it when you said big back party?
Speaker 1: I just pictured like a row of people being like
Speaker 1: a baby got back, like jan.
Speaker 2: Like, you have to have a big back to enter,
Speaker 2: Like you've got to go to the gym for six
Speaker 2: months and get a big back to enter.
Speaker 3: You want to know something funny. One of my friends,
Speaker 3: she would.
Speaker 1: Always say that she has like not the term big
Speaker 1: backlack and food, but she like when we first became friends,
Speaker 1: she's like, I've just got the biggest back, like, and
Speaker 1: she just was really self conscious about her back and
Speaker 1: she'd always be like to me, you have such a
Speaker 1: nice back, and she.
Speaker 3: Would be six.
Speaker 1: It was like her insecurity and I got so sick
Speaker 1: of it because I'm like, you just have a normal back, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you think your back is big.
Speaker 1: I fucking measured like across my back and across her,
Speaker 1: and then there's fucking same width, which.
Speaker 3: Is like I don't know, Like my bag is just
Speaker 3: so big.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's the most random insecurity I've ever heard
Speaker 1: someone have.
Speaker 3: And it's the same width Thesigne.
Speaker 1: Is anyone else out there insecure about their back? People
Speaker 1: are anyway? All of your backs are fine. You're just
Speaker 1: a bunch of big backs. Hell, oh mad, I feel
Speaker 1: really bad. Why I've had to block someone?
Speaker 2: Oh? Who someone we know?
Speaker 1: No, I think she's an American creator, and uh, I
Speaker 1: feel bad because I don't have.
Speaker 3: Never really blocked anyone.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I block people if I find them annoying, especially
Speaker 1: on TikTok, because like you find them annoying, but then
Speaker 1: they keep showing up and then I'm getting annoyed, so
Speaker 1: then I block. I don't know if you've seen her,
Speaker 1: she's and there is. She's probably the sweetest person in
Speaker 1: the world, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I.
Speaker 1: Feel like a fucking bitch. Scrollers, don't cancel me for this.
Speaker 1: Why I'm allowed to block someone if they annoy me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: People block me.
Speaker 2: Should we do an updated block list after this as well? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 3: Should I leave that interview blocked me?
Speaker 2: I actually saw someone the other day has blocked me
Speaker 2: on both Instagram and TikTok, an Australian creator who I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, I wonder what he's doing. I haven't
Speaker 2: seen anything from him in ages. Went to go check
Speaker 2: on him account, not found, but then I googled and
Speaker 2: his accounts fully there.
Speaker 3: He's got so many Tell me she can beep it out.
Speaker 2: You won't even know him. His names, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't know him. Beat that out, Hannah irrelevant, clearly.
Speaker 2: But he must be so sick of seeing me because
Speaker 2: he's decided to block me, which is hilarious. But I
Speaker 2: see him at events all the time. So next time
Speaker 2: I see him an event, I'm going up to him
Speaker 2: and I'm going to say why to block me? And
Speaker 2: then you can all. I'll tell you on the podcast
Speaker 2: what happens, what his excuse is. But it's probably just
Speaker 2: because I've been popping the fuck off and he's sick
Speaker 2: of seeing me on the flour You pay, sorry that
Speaker 2: I'm relevant. Who have you blocked Brittany?
Speaker 3: Well, I've just unblocked her so I can see her page. Oh,
Speaker 3: I feel so bad. She's like a mum creator. She's
Speaker 3: from America.
Speaker 1: Her name is Morgan Marie and her videos are very sweet.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if you've seen it, and she
Speaker 1: goes saving.
Speaker 3: Four, yes, fucking shut up saving four?
Speaker 1: Oh God, it's just that one sentence that drove me
Speaker 1: up the wall.
Speaker 3: It drove me up the wall.
Speaker 2: Play one for everyone.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's so harmless, like she's probably a sweet lady.
Speaker 3: She's a mum and she.
Speaker 1: Was saving four pollypocket what a pollypocket car? Okay, so
Speaker 1: she did this whole series where she was saving for
Speaker 1: a car, but I just I got the ick every
Speaker 1: time I would hear her say saving four.
Speaker 3: Let me just let me play saving polypocket house, or now.
Speaker 1: She's doing the saving for a pollypocket house, whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck that is. Let me just find the car one
Speaker 1: because she she got the car.
Speaker 3: Saving oy holly pocket car.
Speaker 1: And so she gets the kids involved to and they're
Speaker 1: saving and she pulls out an envelope and saves however
Speaker 1: much money that is. So like that's great, like it's
Speaker 1: educational about saving and whatever.
Speaker 3: But I just can't.
Speaker 1: Stand the catch phrase or the tagline in all of
Speaker 1: those videos. And I just got so annoyed one night
Speaker 1: that I had to hit the block. But now she's
Speaker 1: unblocked because I've unblocked her to show that clip.
Speaker 2: So now are you gonna keep her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I'm gonna keep her unblocked. So I can't
Speaker 3: even be canceled for this.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I reckon, there's no shame in
Speaker 1: admitting that we block people if they annoy use because
Speaker 1: I'm sure as hell a lot of people have probably
Speaker 1: blocked me because they find me annoying.
Speaker 2: Sorry, go on rightfully. So I'm checking my block listener.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look any different from the last time that
Speaker 2: we need neither.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: The only people are like people with no followers who
Speaker 2: have clearly left like a hate comment.
Speaker 3: But m yeah, I blocked someone last night.
Speaker 2: Actually really what they say.
Speaker 1: They So I was on my story talking about my book,
Speaker 1: showing it off like being proud, letting everyone know they
Speaker 1: can pre order it. And this person who I've now blocked,
Speaker 1: They're on an account called my Tidy Diary, but it's
Speaker 1: just like a private account with no posts, so clearly
Speaker 1: just a fake fucking account, said worst cover photo ever
Speaker 1: in reply to me, and I thought maybe they accidentally
Speaker 1: sent me in. Yeah, so I just wrote back and
Speaker 1: said you could have just said you're not a girl's girl.
Speaker 1: And she replied and said you approved the cover, so
Speaker 1: must have thought you looked good. Poor choice, I'd say,
Speaker 1: just saying dot dot dot loll. Sorry the dot dot
Speaker 1: dot is giving forty five year old or fifty five
Speaker 1: year old boomer.
Speaker 2: I just looked at her name's Jenny.
Speaker 3: Can you see her name? Yeah, show me screenshot that
Speaker 3: and send it to me. My tiny diary, My tidy diary.
Speaker 2: Tidy y Jenny, we love you, oh my tidy diary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: zero followers zero Yeah, should I follow it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then I said I do look good and she
Speaker 1: sent back laughing, crying faces. I said, if you don't
Speaker 1: like it, go and write your own book and do
Speaker 1: your own cover, and she said we'll do with a wink,
Speaker 1: and then I said see you and block her.
Speaker 2: The amount of people who accidentally replied to my story
Speaker 2: inside thought that's what that was.
Speaker 1: Instead of sending it to a friend, she sent it
Speaker 1: to me. But then she came back and was fucking rude.
Speaker 2: Says anything really bad. But like people say, and it
Speaker 2: takes me a second to realize they'll obviously have meant
Speaker 2: to send it to their friend, but they've replied to
Speaker 2: me instead, and they'll be like, we should go here, babes,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, well, I'm not coming with you. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: but yeah, people do that all the time, so be
Speaker 2: careful people. I remember one time I posted like I
Speaker 2: had a friend group over and we all got We
Speaker 2: actually had a big back party, you might want to
Speaker 2: call it. We all just got our own like uber
Speaker 2: eats and stuff and like all ordered it, but we
Speaker 2: all ate our own food. I think the point of
Speaker 2: a big back party is your ship. We all ate
Speaker 2: our own food. And there was everyone's food on the
Speaker 2: table and I took a photo of everyone's food, like
Speaker 2: literally like fifteen dishes on the table, and someone replied
Speaker 2: to my story saying, wonder how much of that food
Speaker 2: is for him? Obviously meant to reply, like, obviously just
Speaker 2: send that.
Speaker 3: I can't send that, Like you can't do that.
Speaker 2: And I wrote back and I was like just the
Speaker 2: mac and cheese, which was like one played out of everything,
Speaker 2: because that was true. And then I blocked them, I
Speaker 2: think because I was like, fuck you your dog, I
Speaker 2: wonder how much food? How much of that food is
Speaker 2: for him? And so what if I was having fifteen
Speaker 2: fucking played from fifteen different restaurants and fucking idiot, get stuff.
Speaker 1: Fuck off everyone yourself.
Speaker 3: Well that's another episode done and dusted.
Speaker 2: Matt. I was telling everyone to fuck off and then
Speaker 2: actually fucking off. Yeah, thanks for listening, scrollers. We are off. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm off to America next week.
Speaker 1: I'm off to China tonight. What's the going on in
Speaker 1: we talk about it in close friends.
Speaker 3: How about that hong on a second.
Speaker 2: Because I'm going somewhere too.
Speaker 3: Where are you going? Well, I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Tell you in close friends because I'm gonna need your help. Scrollers.
Speaker 2: I thought I'll let you. I would have said it
Speaker 2: at the start of this video, but I wanted you
Speaker 2: to have your book moment because that's I've checked.
Speaker 3: A million times. I've got my past. Imagine if I
Speaker 3: fucking left it at.
Speaker 2: Home, You've got your You had your book moment, So
Speaker 2: we've got your link in the show notes today for
Speaker 2: your book. So I thought I'll have my moment on
Speaker 2: Friday with close friends. So you have to come back
Speaker 2: on Friday for close friends. Thanks for listening, Scrollers, have
Speaker 2: a fabulous week. We will see you on Friday. And
Speaker 2: I better let you go. I gotta throw a big
Speaker 2: back party for Jesus.