WEBVTT - Jesus Spotted At Jesmond Primary School 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.120 This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiical Land. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.880 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:07.720 country and elders past present. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.479 We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.520 Torres Strait Islander people joining us. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.360 Today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:21.320 I'm Britney Saunders, and. 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:23.079 I'm all right hey, and this is High Scrollers, the 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:25.120 podcast version of your favorite group chat. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.960 We've been sharing our lives online for over ten years, 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.240 so who better to catch you up on everything that's 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:31.120 been going viral. 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:33.320 Plus we talk a lot about ourselves too. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.440 Coming up on this episode, I have blocked someone that 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:37.720 was piercing me off. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.280 Yeah, and we talk all about what we would do 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:44.680 if Jesus actually came back. All that more coming up 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.600 on this episode of High Scrollers. Deal me in dope. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:51.360 Let's go. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.199 Good morning, Matthew. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:01:01.360 Good morning, future New York Best time seller book author 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:01.960 of the Year. 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.520 Well, I was just going to say from now on, 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.600 I would like you to refer to me as author 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:08.840 Britney Lee Saunton. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.360 The book's not even out yet, Mabe. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.399 Well, the pre order is and I've just given you 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.240 you are the first person to own it out of 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.320 anyone that's crazy. Ad doesn't have a copy, My nan 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:24.680 doesn't have a copy. You are the first person. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:26.000 Yep. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.880 I got given about six copies which I've used to 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.240 make all my content, and I'm giving one to you 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:32.760 and one to Dedicated. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.200 So shout out to u K you're getting one. 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:37.760 Yeah, well, I will say Dedicated, she has given me 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:39.840 a copy for you. But if I sell it on 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.560 the black market for five hundred dollars, because when does 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.080 it release? 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:44.360 May May thirteen. 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.520 Yeah, so I've already got two copies in my hands, 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:48.639 so one for me and one for the highest bidder. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:53.040 Congratulations style Scroller. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:53.360 Yes Scrollers. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.200 If you don't know, I mean you posted about it 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:58.120 last night in our broadcast channel, Matt, I've been posting 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:02.480 about it on every inn of the fucking internet. So 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.520 last night I did an email out to our Fate 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:10.720 newsletter subscribers. I did a Facebook page post on my 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:13.760 Facebook page that I never use anymore, from like back 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.960 in the day when Facebook pages were popular. My personal 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:21.120 Facebook account. I unlocked my profile because is your profile 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:22.560 locked on Facebook these days? 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.200 Yes, so that if you're not my friend you can't 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:24.440 see it. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:25.119 Causey shit. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:28.639 Well, I unlocked it and did a post on there. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.400 I did a bit more of like a wanky post 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.280 on LinkedIn, like a bit more of a LinkedIn vibe, 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:38.040 and then I was hitting up my broadcast channel. You 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.959 posted in the scroll as one I did Fate Society posts. 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.680 I fucking put it everywhere. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.359 It's been a busy night, a busy night. 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:48.720 But anyway, in case you didn't. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:51.720 Know, surely you do, because I've posted about it absolutely everywhere. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.200 I've written a book and the pre order is out now. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.720 Hannah will leave a link in the show notes. It's 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:01.280 on book Topia exclusively for but a lot of people 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.760 have been asking me questions. I've already emailed the team 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:07.079 this morning. Is it going to be on Kindle? How 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.080 the fuck does that work? 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:08.560 I wonder. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.160 I wouldn't know. As an author, I've got no idea. 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.800 You've got to figure out how to put it on 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.280 good Reads as well, add it to our tbrs and 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.560 then rated TV to be read. Okay, so if I 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:22.359 add your book to my TBR, it's like I want 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.960 to read this eventually and then I can review it. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.359 And I've emailed them about that. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.760 We've had a lot of people ask is it going 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:34.480 to be an audio book. I've already had conversations about that, 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.400 and I think we're going to be making it happen 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.240 one day. But you know, recording an audio book is 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:44.000 like a week of like full studio recording days. Can 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:47.480 you imagine trying to read a book out loud perfectly, yeah, 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:49.400 with not a single stuff up. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:53.800 And you actually have to read really slow, like I've read. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.240 I've listened to some audiobooks that are actually so slow. 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:58.680 I'm like, all right, I got to put this on 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:00.640 one point eight speed. Like one of my friends released 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.440 a book. This is actually before I was reading, and 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:04.880 I was like, oh, well, I'm not going to read. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.000 So I'll listen to the audiobook and I'll just read 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.880 the first little bit of your blurb on the back 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.040 of your book, and I will read how fast they 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:14.680 were reading in their audiobook. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.159 Wait, read the first bit of the first chapter. 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:18.479 First bit of the first chapter. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:24.080 Yes, spoilers excluiler, not the forward, No, do the first. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:31.479 Chapter introduction Once upon a time. Wait, this isn't a 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:35.240 fairy tale, I'll tell you what, though it kind of 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.120 feels like one. I was like, oh my god, can 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.080 you speak a bit faster. We don't have all day. 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:41.680 I was like one point eight speed. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.159 Less for a whole book. So yeah, apparently it's a 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:46.640 massive job. But we are going to look into it. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.120 And because you've written it and it's not you know, 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.920 it's obviously nonfiction because it's all about your journey and 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:55.400 your life, ninety nine percent of the time you would 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.159 be the one reading it. And of course you're going 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.080 to be the one reading it. Yes, so it's a 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.880 little different too, because your life is hectic as it is. Like, 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:06.880 you need a Harmione time turner. Baby, what a Harmione 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:07.560 time turner? 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:08.080 What's that? 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:09.480 You've never seen Harry Potter? 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:11.240 Surely I have, but I don't remember. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.280 Remember in like I think it's a third movie, Prisoner 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.599 of Azkaban. She has that necklace. When she spins it, 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:16.600 it goes back in time. 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:19.239 No, I don't remember. I need to watch Harry Potter 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.200 all the way through again. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.640 Yeah, you need one of those so that you can 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:26.919 do your day and then rewind it back and do 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:27.520 something else. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:31.240 But we are talking about an audiobook, this, that and 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.920 the other, and I just thought I'm going to talk 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.599 about it here on scrollers of course, I'm going to 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:41.320 be signing as many copies as I possibly and physically 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:45.160 can at the book Topia head office. I'm also going 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.680 to their warehouse which is at the same place, and 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:49.920 they've got all these like cool robots that go around 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.240 like to pick all the orders. Oh, so I'm going 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.800 to make some cool fun videos there, hopefully pack some book. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.719 Orders nice doing signed copies and things. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.719 Yeah, I'm going to try and some on a thousand. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:02.800 They said it will take you a whole day. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.320 Oh my god, the carpll tunnel. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.279 Maybe you can come and you can sign You just 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.479 copy my signature, And I was thinking, do you just 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:13.640 because obviously, like the business owner in me, I want 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.640 to like write a thank you letter in each one, 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:17.520 but that's going to take so fucking long. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:18.920 What would you sign? 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.760 Like? Would you just have like your name and a 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:21.240 love heart? 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.440 You're underestimating, like how sore your hand is going to be? 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.800 Is it just like a letter B with a love heart? 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.440 Yeah, it's just like a well whatever your signature. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:33.760 Is, yeah, people could copy it. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.760 We'll just make one up. I have a little cute 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:39.200 little ah when people ask for a Yeah. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:39.960 I'm just gonna have to do a B. 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:42.680 In a heart, but maybe for at least like ten 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:45.039 or twenty I'll do a little like actual thank you 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.240 note in there, or you. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:48.400 Could like print out a bunch of thank you notes 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:49.800 and it just slots into the book. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:53.600 Then is people like, eh, that's not really her writing. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:54.039 I don't know. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:57.479 I don't think they care, Like, as long as you 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:00.520 sign the book, but you did ask in your cast channel, 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:03.400 and I was interested in people's answers, and every single 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.400 person was like, God, we don't need to thank you. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.960 Just signed the book, Clay, Yeah, just put your initials 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:08.359 or whatever. 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:13.120 I So, obviously the book is exclusively available via book Topia, 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:20.160 but I have also purchased a thousand books myself at 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:24.080 a little discounted rate a wholesale cost, because I'm going 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.880 to be putting them in my five Fate stores. Logistically, 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:29.360 it's too hard for us to have it on the 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.920 Fate website and their website. But I've bought a thousand 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.760 so I might do a little mini book tour of 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:39.080 some sort in all of the five stores. So stay 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:42.200 tuned for that, everyone, and you will need someone. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.520 To host the book tour. Would will either be me 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.200 or Anita. Is that how I say? Her name Anita, 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.000 because Anita's done a little quote on the front and 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.560 also what written the forward? 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:55.360 H nice, yep, that's my friend Anita from Hero Packaging. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:59.480 You've probably purchased a parcel, purchased a parcel, You've probably 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:03.480 done online shopping, and you've probably had a Hero Packaging package. 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:03.920 In your house at one stage. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:04.680 Definitely have. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:08.080 Yeah, So yeah, that's kind of it. The pre order 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:12.920 is out now, and I really fucking liked writing a book. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:13.760 Nice. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:15.320 I'm going to say I liked it. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:16.040 Yeah. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.000 At the start, I was like, there's no way I 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.920 know how to do this. The last time I had 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.320 written anything in long form was probably in year ten, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:27.720 never written in long form. And then once I started writing, 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.640 I was like, oh shit, like I actually really enjoy this. 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.880 And the one thing I will say is if you 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:36.719 get your hands on a copy and you read it, 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:39.319 you are going to be able to tell that I 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:43.280 wrote it because I didn't try to write like a 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:47.840 proper author, you know, like it's written just from my 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.040 mouth basically, so when people read it, you'll be able 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:54.840 to just hear the bogan coming through and what's it about? 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:59.560 It's I would say, it's obviously a memoir about my 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:04.559 life mixed with a business kind of journal or diary, 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.280 and it just goes back to the very beginning when 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.439 I was a kid, and I take everyone all the 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:14.559 way through my life to now, right up until today, 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:20.839 everything that's happened in my whole career and early years, lessons, 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:25.080 stuff about my personal life. People were saying, so, is 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:27.560 there anything in there that, like we don't already know? 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:31.520 My fuck depends how long you've been. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.679 Exactly Like ogs say that, like, is there anything Am 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:37.800 I going to learn anything new? I'm like, Okay, first 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:41.480 of all, don't pressure me. But second of all, I 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:43.920 want this to be read by people maybe who are 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.600 just going to discover me through the book. So it's 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:50.280 not everyone, Yeah, not everyone, is an OG. There's some 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.600 funny pictures in there in the start, just to kind 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.680 of build the story. The one of me crying on 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:56.719 Snapchat is in there. 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:00.080 I literally just opened to that page. How fun if 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:00.520 you would. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.439 Have thought when that happened that I would one day 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.440 write a book and put that photo in it. I know, 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:06.360 fucking funny. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.320 So crazy. 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:12.040 AJ has his whole own chapter all about when I 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:16.040 first met AJ and how that all came to be nice. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.160 There's bonus chapters in the end, because I just kept 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.760 going back to it and I felt like it wasn't finished, 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.160 and I had new thoughts because I started writing this 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:27.120 two years ago, and then I would go back and 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:28.800 be like, oh, I don't feel that way anymore, and 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:30.840 so I kept going back and making edits and adding 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.679 bonus chapters at the end. But it's just a bit 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.240 of everything. It's me in a book, my life. 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:39.240 It's quite a therapeutic process, isn't it. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:40.680 Yes, one hundred percent. 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.360 Like I said on my story, I've never had a 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:45.800 diary or done journaling or anything, but that's what it. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.000 Felt like therapy. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:50.400 I don't go to therapy, do you. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:53.960 No, But we should. I'm at the point in my 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.880 life where I'm like, therapy should be mandatory, you know 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:01.080 what I mean. But I've been writing my memoir that 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.120 no one's publishing, and it's just familar. But I find that, like, 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:07.160 I'm like, I don't need therapy because this is actually well. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.040 I will say if I have been putting in a 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.520 good word or two about you to the publishers that I've. 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.439 Been working with for two years, oh really. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.400 They know about you and I've told them all about 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.559 you and that you would be great if they're looking 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.839 for new talent. So if that happens, I'll be taking 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.360 ten percent commission to each sale. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.000 Gorgeous. All right, Well cut your check for the two 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:36.880 dollars twenty you'll learn, please be upstanding for the royal flush. Well, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:40.200 let's get on to our royal flash of the work. 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.800 Oh yeah, yeah, I've got a good one. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.840 All right, you start, then you kick us off. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:50.160 Okay, I saw this girl on TikTok. She just randomly 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.240 posed and you probably saw it too. Matt, let me 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:52.880 find it. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.760 You've got me on the Edgejimmy said over here. But 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:58.760 I don't fit very well on this seat, so I'm 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:00.480 kind of always on the edge of a seed, if 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:03.760 I'm honest. But it's a bit big for this one. 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.160 At least we're not on a stool. I will say, 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.240 I fucking hate a stool. Get the stool away. You 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:09.880 know what I hate when I do a panel. You know, 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.360 we do panels sometimes and you got to talk in 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.679 front of a crowd, and they go, what's it like 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.800 working with brands and stuff? I do a lot of those. 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.079 Oh fuck, I hate when I see a stool, one 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:21.760 of the big stools that the long, big tall ones 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:23.839 you got to climb up on. I'm not I'm too 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.560 fat for this. The stool is in my asshole. Give 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.560 me a couch. I need a couch to sit on. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:32.559 Although one time, remember that really stupid thing that we 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.040 almost did or didn't do, way back in like I 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.000 want to say, twenty fifteen Game On? Remember game on? 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.560 No oh, it was this like video expo sort of 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.559 thing called game On. I remember sitting on the lounge 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:47.000 and I fucking broke. It didn't nice anyway on stage 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.679 in front of everyone. Anyway. I've just gone on a 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:52.600 little tangent about stools while you've been trying to look 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:52.800 for it. 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:55.440 If you found it, move on. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:57.960 I want to add in one tiny little mini royal 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:01.760 flush before this one. It's because it's like relevant to now. 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.600 Over the weekend we announced the winner of our Fate 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:09.720 Model search and we released our surprise series videos for 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.719 those of you that don't know with the model search. 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:13.559 That we did. We pranked the winner and we. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:15.960 Told her that it was a top three and she 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.400 came to Newcastle to do a final round audition and 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:23.000 we pulled off the biggest surprise ever and it's all 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:23.600 out there. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:24.040 On the Internet. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.280 And I just want to say that's also a royal 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:29.040 flush for me because the response has been amazing and 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:30.720 I saw you commented on one of the videos, so 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.760 thanks for that, love the support, big fan shout out 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:38.760 to you, Claudia. Okay, onto my actual royal flush. This 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:45.200 girl named Holly Jell posted a TikTok and I saw 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.560 it like not long after she'd posted it. You know 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.920 when you see a video and you know it's gonna 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.720 go viral, and you're seeing it when it has barely 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:57.640 any views, and it now has one hundred and sixty 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:02.839 seven thousand views and eleven thousand likes, and I commented it. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.959 I commented on it and said, here before this goes 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.680 absolutely viral and then it's blown up. Okay, the video 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.400 is and I'll play it. I don't know if you'll 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.840 be able to tell, but it says, what's the dumbest 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:16.200 story You've got to make me feel better? Please with 0:14:16.240 --> 0:14:18.600 a skull emoji. I'll play it. I don't know if 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.400 you'll be able to tell from this what it is. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:26.240 I'm actually so fucking dumb. I thought that if you 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:31.960 had these balloon weights and you automatically that they automatically 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:36.760 just go up without healingum in them. So I'm like 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:38.920 putting this around here and. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.320 Then I'm like this, it's just falling. I'm like it's 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:41.880 not working. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.000 And I was putting it on the ground and I 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:44.880 was putting on the bed. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.120 Yep, it's gonna happen. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:54.960 They're just going to magically go up. Okay, that is 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:58.280 the dumbest thing. She's got one of those balloon weights 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:00.920 that have the foil around them. Yeah, and she's tired 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.080 a balloon to it, thinking that the balloon will just float. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.440 Fucking hell my god. No, that really is the dumbest 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.080 thing I've ever seen. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:09.280 That's my royal flush. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:10.880 Because I saw that, I was like, number one, that 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:14.520 is so fucking dumb. But you know what, I reckon. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.320 More people would think that's how it works, then. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:21.720 You would believe not surely not. I reckoned some of 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:25.800 the comments. I need dumb, let me see see. I 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.680 expect the comments to just be like, babe, I've never 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:28.800 been this dumb in my life. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:32.440 God bless you, but come on, Okay, one of the 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:33.080 top comments. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.760 As someone who works in a party store, you are 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:39.160 not alone. Oh wow, I reckon way more people think 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:43.160 that that's how it works because they don't understand helium 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:47.120 and what it is. I work in events and this 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:48.280 is a universal thing. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:53.280 What that's crazy. I'm feeling very smart today. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:53.960 Anyway. 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:58.040 That's my royal flush because that is like the dumbest moment, 0:15:58.240 --> 0:15:59.840 like I don't want to say, like a blonde moment. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.280 I feel like people don't say that anymore. But ah yeah, 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.720 shout out to you, Holly Gel. That fucking made my 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.160 day when I saw that, because I was just pissing 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.280 at how dumb that was stunning. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.320 It's made me feel really good, So thank you for sharing. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:19.680 I've got one that's a little bit controversial. Actually, well, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:21.920 like I'm gonna be nice about the whole thing, but 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:26.680 I did see a TikTok about if Jesus Christ was 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:31.520 to come back and the fact that we symbolized Jesus 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.560 with the cross, right, and of course Jesus died on 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:39.040 the cross, and so if he comes back, the TikTok was, 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.800 and I've got a point to this. I promise that 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.560 TikTok was like, imagine Jesus comes back and just sees 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.600 all the crosses everywhere, like you're going to give the 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:51.280 poor man PTSD. I was like, that's hilarious, But then 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:53.440 it could be thinking because I actually always think about 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.720 this and I don't want to offend any Christians here, 0:16:55.800 --> 0:17:00.520 Like I'm being nice about this. Hannah's on the edge 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:05.080 of her seat, like fuck, we're getting sued no by Jesus. 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:06.919 Jesus is gonna come. 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:09.719 Down like just saying like I don't really care what 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.040 your religion is. You can you could do what you want. 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:14.800 I mean, all of them give me no rights anyway. 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.840 But let's just let's just be nice about this and 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.080 have an actual let's think critically about this. I'm not 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:24.040 trying to piss anyone off. Like, if Jesus Christ was 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:29.160 actually to come back today, how do you think the 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:33.399 world would react, because I don't think it would be 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:34.080 very good. 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:36.080 I think there'll be a war breakout. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:40.000 Oh, I wasn't thinking that drastically. Here's my thing. Imagine 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:45.840 right now, Jesus appears in Sydney and he goes, hello, everyone. 0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:47.040 Well I am Jesus. 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:51.080 I think no one because we're also chronically online, no 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:52.280 one would believe him. 0:17:52.359 --> 0:17:56.160 Right, We're going police put that man in a mental asylum. Yeah, 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:59.440 if he's like I am Jesus Christ, we're going vibe 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:01.600 give it a rest. Yeah, we're all filming it. We're 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.520 putting on TikTok. Everyone's going one idiot. Like. 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.480 The only way that we would believe it is if 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:09.720 he did like some sort of magic shit. No, but 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.400 even thought about that, Even then people think that it's 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:15.240 like an optical if he's like, well, hang on. 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:16.000 Let me prove it to you. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.560 I'm going to turn water into wine. I'm gonna go 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.000 to a magician, Darlin. I've seen a magician take an 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.000 audience from this side of the room to that side 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:25.199 of the room in forty seconds. So you're gonna have 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:28.080 to try a little bit harder. I mean, how would 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:31.960 he genuinely? And again I don't think I'm upsetting any 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:36.000 Christians here, and I hope i'm not. But how logistically, yeah, 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.840