1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: The FITSI and with her with Kate Ritchie Podcast. Yes, 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,160 Speaker 1: I'm back, guys, and it's bloody good to be here. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: I had a little break while I did something fairly important. Yes, 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: thanks to Timmy Mountford for covering for me while I 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: went off and had myself a kidney. 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,760 Speaker 2: He turned the itch into a little smititches. 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: And being that I am now a father, it's time 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 1: for me to slap on these stubby shorts, roll a 9 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 1: single it over this beer belly and get right into 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: recapping this week. Now we all know that Kate Ritchie 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: is a woman of the people. 12 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 3: The cabin of an airplane, you know, when the poor 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,200 Speaker 3: people come and open the door. 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 2: No, it's called economy Kate. 15 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, she sure is an Aussie butler. I like to 16 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: label people, but on Monday she proved that she is 17 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: truly a Campbelltown girl at. 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 3: Heart, mum at home with two young children. She's working 19 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 3: thirteen hours a day. She's on the two little tools 20 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:00,880 Speaker 3: around the house. 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 2: That's a set of tools that I wouldn't mind getting 22 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 2: flogged sometimes. 23 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: Oh is that what you mean stealing them? 24 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 3: I thought you meant giving them a smash, because I 25 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 3: like to use that word about giving someone a flogging. 26 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 3: That's what my Campbelltown's roof. 27 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 2: And just be careful who you look at. 28 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: The team has been getting real fancy with some words 29 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: this week, starting with mustache. People all over the world 30 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: growing mustaches. 31 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 2: Mustaches and in November growing a mustache, grown mustach. 32 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 3: I always say, musta, get that mustache over. 33 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: Here, mustache. And if your name happens to be Dwayne, 34 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: it better not be spelt slightly differently. 35 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 2: But young apprentice, his name's Dwayne d u a double 36 00:01:56,080 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 2: n E. I can't make it turn Spanish. He's taking 37 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 2: out the Master Plumber's Apprentice of the Year. He's a plumber. 38 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 2: He's a plumber. Got a block dwine, he comes out 39 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 2: none plugs in. 40 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: Like most weeks, Whipper was just struggling in general. 41 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 2: I'm farm man. I'm struggling if you think it's an issue. 42 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: This week it was with the word congregation congreg on 43 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: his congregation, congreg striking congregations, seemingly with cong not cong 44 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: congren congregation reregation. 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 2: Con congregation the first time congregations. 46 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: Sorry, pick up again because he didn't do it right off, 47 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: congreg on his congregation. Sorry, but he's still not as 48 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: bad as Kate trying to speak Spanish racist? 49 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 2: Are you trying to get into. 50 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: The Fiesta film? Of course it was the Melbourne Cup 51 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: this week. 52 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,600 Speaker 2: Hopefully you get a couple of winners today. 53 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: How I'm a punter and if you decided to put 54 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: the house on Fitzi's tips. 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 2: Go number one, go tripped down Trip will win the 56 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 2: Melbourne Cup today. 57 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: We'd like to apologize because gold trip came. Sorry one second, 58 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: just going back through it. There it is seventeenth five here. 59 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: But that being said, we did have famed jockey and 60 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: commentator Michelle Payin on Thanks for having me on, whose 61 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: tips were this? I can't go past the favorite in 62 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: bullbad who came fourteenth? 63 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 2: Am I Roughie? 64 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm with more felons who came twelfth? 65 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 4: Get through this. 66 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: It's almost like there's no way of telling who's going 67 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: to win. 68 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 2: Bet with your head not over it, you might. 69 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: Actually have better luck winning something on our show. 70 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 2: You can go and register on then Overplayer app. 71 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: Although this week the prizes have been rather different. 72 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 2: Flights accommodation, you and three men? 73 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: What put your hands down? 74 00:03:59,240 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 2: You can't win? 75 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: Oh and before I forget, I've missed this segment the 76 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: most out of context, Kate. 77 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 3: Look at that lovely piece of meat attached to that muster. 78 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: Out of context, Kate. One of our favorite pastimes on 79 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: the show is making fun of talkback radio. This dust 80 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: In here and Whip have brought us this audio. On Wednesday, 81 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 1: dead Night. 82 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 2: On two GB was running a sweep. 83 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: But you had to do something if you wanted to 84 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: win the horse in the race with the Melbourne Cup sweep. 85 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 3: Today, Eileen, I need you to make for me the 86 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 3: best fake car engine noise. 87 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, but what was it sound like? 88 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, under everybody involved. 89 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 1: I mean, it's all well and good to make fun 90 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: of AM radio, but let's not forget that Andrew from 91 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: Sutherland was doing this five minutes later on our show 92 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: Take It Away. 93 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's actually pretty good. 94 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: But our favorite impression of the car doesn't come from 95 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: either of them. It comes from Jimmy Barnes. That one 96 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,160 Speaker 1: was just for FITZI And just quickly before we go, 97 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: a big shout out to someone who's given me lots 98 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: and lots of content for the recap over the years. 99 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 1: This guy here ca'm It just Sucks, who announced this 100 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 1: week that he'll be leaving us at the end of 101 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 1: the year. 102 00:05:30,279 --> 00:05:35,679 Speaker 2: It has been the best ten years. 103 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 4: I'm not demanding, but I'm in demand with the best team. 104 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 4: I actually want to marry my cousin. 105 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna miss you too, mate. So here's something 106 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: I made just for you group. 107 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,480 Speaker 2: We're gonna miss you. 108 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 4: Just a tall bald guy looking for a super hotties. 109 00:05:52,320 --> 00:06:01,919 Speaker 1: See you guys next week, Snook. 110 00:05:58,839 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 2: We don't need to. 111 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 4: There's some emotional tributes that Snitch could have used there, 112 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 4: but instead he's just gone with some of the basics. 113 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 2: To me, I think there will be there's got to 114 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 2: be a recap of the week that's dedicated to Matt 115 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 2: degree before. Yes, in our last week for the year, 116 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 2: they make it an hour long one, so we can 117 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 2: just proved we could do in that last week. 118 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: We could do a different pig out every day, like 119 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: a bacon festival. 120 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 2: Just such a disappointed out of Charlotte's Web. No Babe 121 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 2: Wilbur will wonder it could be Babe one another day, 122 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 2: you could be Elma Fudd. 123 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,799 Speaker 4: I know that there have been some reasonably big names 124 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 4: who have inquired about replacing me, and when they realize 125 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 4: that the things that they need to do a dress 126 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 4: up as a different pig every day to read the traffic. 127 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 4: You may see the quality of applicants drop away. 128 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 2: Well, we might. 129 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,280 Speaker 3: Finally get someone with a sense of humor. 130 00:06:59,160 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 4: With Kate. 131 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,680 Speaker 1: Ritchie is a Nova podcast. 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