Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy's one show, Hopey chearing up for a
Speaker 1: gorgeous weekend. But let's do this.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clique bait.
Speaker 1: The cat story is like proof that you cannot win
Speaker 1: in today's society if you're a celebrity. They do the
Speaker 1: wrong thing without wanting to thinking they are Selena Gomez,
Speaker 1: who I am sure is a very good person.
Speaker 2: And also I misplaying this. Can we please readd this? Wow?
Speaker 2: Four seconds? Thanks guys? Can we add that back into rotation? Yes?
Speaker 1: I mean all of them. She's a great actor, great singer,
Speaker 1: and Babel's person. She was out and about and she's
Speaker 1: sort of slipped a twenty dollar bill to a homeless man.
Speaker 1: There were people around. She was just it wasn't like
Speaker 1: a stage thing. She was just helping someone out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, have a good meal, she says. Anyway, someone
Speaker 1: was filming that, unfortunately, and everyone has something to say
Speaker 1: about it, and mainly it's negative. Like this, she would
Speaker 1: have given him at least fifty bucks. Twenty bucks is
Speaker 1: nothing nowadays in New York. Kin'd even bowed purpose smokes
Speaker 1: and a tall Boy beer for that anymore.
Speaker 2: Like jog On Red Eye Guy.
Speaker 1: Another said, that's like a penny split into one hundred
Speaker 1: parts for her. I think everybody's missing the point.
Speaker 3: She's clearly been ushered like away quite quickly by her
Speaker 3: management and security. The fact she even has cash on
Speaker 3: her is great. Mostly I wouldn't have cash to give someone.
Speaker 1: Either, do I ever? Like? No, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what my PIN is. My PIN number is for that.
Speaker 1: If anyone asks for cash, I just go. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't, I can't access it. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Let's just stop here.
Speaker 3: What do you mean if someone asks her, if you're
Speaker 3: spending over one hundred dollars you need to put your
Speaker 3: PIN in?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I know that, Oh, you know your pin.
Speaker 1: But if I have to go to a bank and
Speaker 1: put my card in and put a number in, no
Speaker 1: idea I.
Speaker 2: Can do it. Give you an ATM tutorial?
Speaker 1: How will you know what my PIN is? You want?
Speaker 2: No, I'll just teaching you how to do it. What
Speaker 2: are you saying that you don't know how to use
Speaker 2: an ATM or you don't know your pin.
Speaker 1: I don't know my pin, and also I don't know
Speaker 1: how to use an ATM.
Speaker 3: So but sometimes you will need your pin when you're
Speaker 3: spending over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: That's what my question to the credit card.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, credit card, credit card, I can do.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: You need to have just one pin for all your cards.
Speaker 2: That's what I do.
Speaker 1: How do I do that?
Speaker 2: That's just.
Speaker 1: And also when I go to the ATM, it says
Speaker 1: what is what account do you have? And I try
Speaker 1: all of them check saving, I try them all and
Speaker 1: the only one that works is credit card. And then
Speaker 1: I've got to spend, like you know, so much four
Speaker 1: percent because it's a cash at MAP.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is gram. I hate doing that.
Speaker 1: Like my kids need cash for like you know, feast
Speaker 1: days and whatever. You know. Can't help you, mate.
Speaker 2: Anyway, ask them if they've got Apple pay.
Speaker 1: Also, you know, slip into our d hymns if you
Speaker 1: want just to tell me how bad I am. We
Speaker 1: like that. Leaves leader alone, all right, Let's move on
Speaker 1: to cactus plants also leave cactuses alone. I'm speaking specifically
Speaker 1: to you the mayor of Plettenberg. Hello, achtum Manama is
Speaker 1: the mayor of Plettenberg. I live in North rhin Vestiphalia, German,
Speaker 1: and he has banned cactuses cacti why from all municipal
Speaker 1: buildings because somebody, somebody hurt herselves on them.
Speaker 2: Oh boo hoo, what an idiot. Don't go near a
Speaker 2: cactus plan, I.
Speaker 1: Must say, you know how, they're very dangerous. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: it doesn't just hurt you, it can cause an infection
Speaker 1: because there's some sort of poison in the spike.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're a bit more serious than you would think.
Speaker 1: Like if you stand on one, better get a lawyer.
Speaker 1: So as as that famous band escapes my mind said, I.
Speaker 3: Remember growing up, my pop had a cactus at the
Speaker 3: top of his sort of veranda where the front door
Speaker 3: was because he thought that would.
Speaker 2: Scare away intruders. Oh I bet yeah.
Speaker 1: He also is the sort of guy that doesn't know
Speaker 1: his pin Numberah yeah. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show. The weekend is seconds away. But even before that,
Speaker 1: the Great regularly Tim and Joe. Let's go clicking for
Speaker 1: the last.
Speaker 2: Time Chrissy's Clicksait.
Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to this weekend, and I hope
Speaker 1: you are too. I just can't wait. For some reason,
Speaker 1: could you.
Speaker 2: Get to see you run? Swanny? You're going to see
Speaker 2: your run.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see Runt. And there's another animated film
Speaker 1: that I want to see and I can't think of
Speaker 1: the name of it, but I saw it when I
Speaker 1: was looking up sessions for Runt.
Speaker 3: Great, you should do a double one me a double
Speaker 3: head off IM just sleep in the cinema overnight, don't
Speaker 3: go home.
Speaker 1: Yes, speaking of sleeping in the cinema, I'm sure Britney
Speaker 1: Spears loves that sort of thing.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon she does much sleeping. Nah, I know,
Speaker 2: I think she.
Speaker 1: Does say that, although she's been sort of quiet, I
Speaker 1: guess anyway, I still worry about it. But she has
Speaker 1: got a li list of queens, you know how. I've
Speaker 1: got a list of points that grows. You know, Drew
Speaker 1: Barrymore was on there, Taylor's on there. Obviously. She also
Speaker 1: has a list of queens. She calls them her girl
Speaker 1: crushes and on there. Pamela Anderson. I really love her too.
Speaker 1: What do you think of her turning up to all
Speaker 1: the events without makeup on?
Speaker 2: I'm all for it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I'm for anyone like that, Like if if she was
Speaker 3: rocking up in drag, I'd love it. If you're rocking
Speaker 3: up with no makeup, I love it, do what you
Speaker 3: want to do.
Speaker 1: It makes her seem very smart. I think she is
Speaker 1: very smart. Natalie Portman, I've forgotten she's one of mine too, Britney,
Speaker 1: thank you for the tip off. Really, I love Natalie Foreman.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't pick you with someone that likes her.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: She pictured a bit of a dark auror about her.
Speaker 1: Really, I like her. I like her, Selena Gomez gorgeous,
Speaker 1: Drew barrymore of course, and also Camilla Cabeo.
Speaker 2: Oh peg wouldn't be happy with that.
Speaker 1: No, her arch nemesis. I'm sure it's got loan of
Speaker 1: two s Mendez. Anyway, Britney says Camilla. They are the
Speaker 1: singer because she's so dumb pretty and she makes me
Speaker 1: giggle out loud.
Speaker 2: I mean, put it down, Britney.
Speaker 1: She goes on to say her personality is so sweet
Speaker 1: and cookie. I think it's hell of it to be silly. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was like throws in Kendall Jenner in there. But
Speaker 1: Kamela Kebeo has seen this and has said, I love you.
Speaker 1: The girl crush is forever mutual.
Speaker 2: Britney spears they clearly never met.
Speaker 1: Britty's not allowed to leave her house.
Speaker 2: Are you joking.
Speaker 1: It's not allowed. Are the can't meet new people?
Speaker 2: Britney wouldnt be able to find her front door mate?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? That's harsh but probably true. I've
Speaker 1: never been in the mood for a Britney Spears song
Speaker 1: and searched it out, really and I never.
Speaker 2: Will, probably because it sounds like a robot.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it when we play it.
Speaker 2: But you're not going to seek it out.
Speaker 1: I would never go search Britney Spears play Stronger.
Speaker 2: I think I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I rarely do either a song I am seeking out
Speaker 3: at the moment and as we go into the weekend,
Speaker 3: I'm going to force this down your throat. Jamilla Caveo
Speaker 3: has featured on a song at the moment that's great
Speaker 3: called Move by Adam Port and she's done a verse
Speaker 3: on it and it's it's a vibe.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds like you ready, Camilla, Now you call
Speaker 2: me suddenly should take you to a beach in Mikinos.
Speaker 1: It's really good. It's for you to watch me. It's fabulous.
Speaker 1: But the first bit played again, listen, that sounds like
Speaker 1: it's eleven o'clock at night on a summer's night and
Speaker 1: a big Blowfly has got you call between your window
Speaker 1: and your curtain? Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: You've ruined my weekend and that song for me will
Speaker 3: be back by day by.
Speaker 2: Check this out.
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