Speaker 1: And welcome to the podcast. I raide your mind.
Speaker 2: Nice big day for Alice. She's off to big roads again.
Speaker 3: Yep, so second time in three weeks we must go. Sorry,
Speaker 3: third time in three weeks. And so last time I
Speaker 3: got my Victorian license. Now I'm getting my Victorian car registration.
Speaker 4: Oh, welcome to the world of high expense.
Speaker 1: You've just reminded me of something any worse in Queensland.
Speaker 2: I need to go and get a Victorian boat license
Speaker 2: because I've been using my queens Lane one because obviously
Speaker 2: I've been living between Queensland and here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've just been driving the boat between there and there.
Speaker 2: And now that I am not commuting as much anymore
Speaker 2: and I'm becoming a Victorian resident eight years. Thanks. Time
Speaker 2: to get a Victorian boat license.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, Victorian boat license.
Speaker 2: I do like the vote of the boat. I also
Speaker 2: like being on the water.
Speaker 1: Legally, sure, snap, Auchen.
Speaker 2: I'd like a I'd like a heavy vehicle.
Speaker 1: What heavy I think is a heavy vehicle?
Speaker 2: No, no, it is not. Yes, it's a tidy vehicle.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just I'd love to have a herne in a truck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be fun, I reckon I would fucking
Speaker 3: kill it like I would kill someone I reckon.
Speaker 1: I would look pretty cool.
Speaker 2: My cousin used to be an interstate truck driver, so
Speaker 2: he'd bring the fucking big semi trailer. You know what.
Speaker 1: I used to love watching the ice truck.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well he would drive trucks like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a little cul de sac. And I would crawl through
Speaker 2: and play in his truck when I was a little kid.
Speaker 2: And I remember one day running into Mum and gay
Speaker 2: Mama found this pipe and uncle.
Speaker 1: And it all went downhill from there.
Speaker 2: And then Mum used to ask him to keep his
Speaker 2: shoes on when he came into the house because they
Speaker 2: were cleaning feet right, mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Truck stock and pipe? What the old truck Tobaco.
Speaker 2: The old truck Tobacker, truck that's got that drug?
Speaker 5: I for truckers.
Speaker 2: If you have to be on any TV show, would be.
Speaker 1: Is there one that you can picture me on?
Speaker 2: No? Just no, no, no, no?
Speaker 1: What on a TV show like a reality show? Okay
Speaker 1: reality I'm gonna say, like Big Brother.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'd get bored.
Speaker 3: I couldn't do Love Island, I couldn't do maths. I
Speaker 3: could do keeping up with the Kutashians putting.
Speaker 2: We all what about you? Speaking of nandos, We'll circle back,
Speaker 2: but all circle back.
Speaker 5: I reckon.
Speaker 4: I would love to be on, not the Australian one,
Speaker 4: but I'd love to be on like something like the
Speaker 4: UK task Master or something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Australia is one that good.
Speaker 2: Okay, friends of the show, look good chat. Okay, there
Speaker 2: you go. So I was I was on a reality
Speaker 2: show several years ago. You were one episode which show.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to say that, because
Speaker 2: I know the potties will go searching. I don't think
Speaker 2: the clips online And kudos to you if you find it.
Speaker 5: Mike's down.
Speaker 1: Can you tell me this.
Speaker 2: Hole in the wall?
Speaker 5: Never heard it?
Speaker 2: It's a Japanese game show that they had here. Jules
Speaker 2: Lunn hosted it and they did an episode TV versus
Speaker 2: Radio and you have to wear a silver spandex suit
Speaker 2: and it's in front of a live audience and you're
Speaker 2: at the front of a swimming pool and a giant
Speaker 2: foam wall starts moving towards you and you have to
Speaker 2: make the shapes of the phone wall otherwise pure in
Speaker 2: the pool games. Yeah, it's amazing what you're doing for
Speaker 2: cheeking thousand bucks back in there?
Speaker 5: Who is on your team? Whoversing? Mother jokes?
Speaker 2: No, no TV star. I think that couple of guys
Speaker 2: in the footy show. I can't remember now. It was
Speaker 2: so long ago.
Speaker 1: People wasn't even shut up.
Speaker 2: The spandex suits went great spanks, worse hole in the wall.
Speaker 2: Australia definitely had a shine to them. Fatty Vaughton was
Speaker 2: on there. That's all right, Fatty Vaughton. Yeah, while there
Speaker 2: you go. They were the suits and that's.
Speaker 1: The pool that looks sick.
Speaker 2: It was good fun. If only it was a broadcast
Speaker 2: on television.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I really used to love as
Speaker 3: a kid, wipe out and like you know the big
Speaker 3: red ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, wipe out look fun.
Speaker 1: I could imagine getting stuck on the balls.
Speaker 2: It's something. It is. Yeah, horrific, absolutely horrific.
Speaker 1: What other good TV shows are there? I would love?
Speaker 5: Like, oh no, it was like Gladiators.
Speaker 2: I went to the filming Gladiators. The worst experience my life.
Speaker 2: You know. I made a moment to the final of
Speaker 2: the Biggest Loser and it took them fourteen hours to film.
Speaker 4: Would you'd love to be on that actually easy winning.
Speaker 1: Not the biggest loser.
Speaker 2: I don't think you'd get away with that. Churned twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four run on the treadmill, Bowry, here's a fucking
Speaker 2: Marlow and a Miles Bar we get off for tim minutes.
Speaker 2: It's pretty brutal. Yeah, I can't have those now.
Speaker 1: Alan, No one's been calling me gen Z recently.
Speaker 5: Well, your name is mature.
Speaker 2: I mean absolutely not.
Speaker 5: I don't get called Nando's that much now. I tell
Speaker 5: you what does bother me?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 4: I will bring this up when you guys use my
Speaker 4: full name to address me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't What do you mean, Perry, Perry?
Speaker 2: What's your last name?
Speaker 1: Perry?
Speaker 5: Want to put.
Speaker 2: You mean? Just me saying Perry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like Perry.
Speaker 1: I actually don't even Oh yes I do, Py.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pears, Yeah, I like Nana's is great speaking Nandos.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Nandos, shout out shut up to.
Speaker 1: Perry very seleute you to thank you so much.
Speaker 2: For they have updated the Jay's Chip fund.
Speaker 1: Yes, we love the chip fund.
Speaker 2: Love the chip fund.
Speaker 5: Many a chip at ten this morning.
Speaker 1: So good. I feel like we're always their first customers
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: Found She's found a hidden ingredient.
Speaker 1: I have hidden ingredient, but a game changer.
Speaker 2: The Perry Perry chips are strong. I give them that.
Speaker 2: They're strong. She's found one.
Speaker 1: Better sweet potato chips.
Speaker 2: With Perry Perry.
Speaker 5: Or is this like your own?
Speaker 1: They're gonna, they're gonna. Yeah, it's lit.
Speaker 2: It is lit.
Speaker 5: Health.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm watching my car producer Jazz.
Speaker 2: He's on the way back. We said, do you want
Speaker 2: us to get you anything? He said, yeah, can you
Speaker 2: look at me? Four? So we've got him four tenders.
Speaker 2: We might have sitched, but we have ordered him the
Speaker 2: extra extra hot tenders and we have put the mild
Speaker 2: sticker on there. Hopefully he shipped himself.
Speaker 1: The only thing that's worrying me is that you can see.
Speaker 6: The chip on the He won't know.
Speaker 2: The chicken wings he ate the other night at the
Speaker 2: can you get me in? It's a bar?
Speaker 1: Okay, get me on the list?
Speaker 2: Jeez, the amount of times he rang kept saying can
Speaker 2: you get me on the list, I'm like, it's a fucking.
Speaker 1: Jeszy. Really was gen Z that night? Really filled in
Speaker 1: my shoes.
Speaker 2: Jeezy was just he was lot. He was lot.
Speaker 1: We love him for it.
Speaker 4: We do love him for it and he's a fun
Speaker 4: time guys.
Speaker 2: We have Sorry, everyone's a bit tired today because it
Speaker 2: was it was a lot. We're a lot.
Speaker 4: We're out smelling between this and the smelly plant a lot.
Speaker 2: So two and a half weeks and we'll be having
Speaker 2: our team Christmas party. Oh yes, we are going to
Speaker 2: go to cheap Chinese.
Speaker 1: The party.
Speaker 2: There's a lazy season party season.
Speaker 1: It's a lazy and in.
Speaker 2: I don't think this is a great idea. But then
Speaker 2: after doing a few hours of a long by lunch,
Speaker 2: we're all going to go to Bingo Loco.
Speaker 1: Can go local to steel host.
Speaker 4: That was one of the That was one of my
Speaker 4: all time great nights.
Speaker 1: It was us three, it.
Speaker 2: Was and the whole night was like we're going we know,
Speaker 2: we spent the afternoon, you were feeling well, can swimming?
Speaker 2: It was? It was it was one you know what
Speaker 2: wasn't planned, spontaneous. It was one of the all time greats.
Speaker 2: Yeah we must you made love to a big Mac
Speaker 2: that night. Remember you went home through the drive through.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't go through the drive through. You know
Speaker 4: I went to Uh that was didn't he?
Speaker 2: Where was that? What night?
Speaker 5: I would know that was that was the team team
Speaker 5: not now.
Speaker 4: That was Pink the Baby, Pizza, Pizza Pizza. It was
Speaker 4: the night that I got Machers, but I did don't
Speaker 4: get Rahmaan. After Pingo local, you went and got twenty
Speaker 4: four hour armen around the corner.
Speaker 3: Jesu is bad, so you should get your bringing here
Speaker 3: And I was thinking that, But that's a bit sus.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna have to ask what's tell him?
Speaker 2: It's the why don't you say, oh, your food's on
Speaker 2: your desk?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go go?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, No, you say, oh, food's on your desk,
Speaker 2: and I go when we need bringing in it eating here?
Speaker 1: We want to talk Yeah, and talk about and here
Speaker 1: you fuck yourself. I hope he doesn't think does anything now?
Speaker 2: Team Night just their heads up. Stanners will be off
Speaker 2: weekend to that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great, it's exciting.
Speaker 6: So he will be it's been a year.
Speaker 5: It can't come good.
Speaker 2: He'll be in full flight and good, what's the he
Speaker 2: was for this? And then come good? You're not Clint,
Speaker 2: You're not coming good. And then we went home at
Speaker 2: nine point thirty and out the front of the Crown
Speaker 2: he ran and got into cab and went to someone's else,
Speaker 2: the rocked up this six coclucting news I've got there
Speaker 2: were ten seconds ago and no one's on.
Speaker 5: He's a funny man.
Speaker 2: He is a funny, funny man.
Speaker 1: We're all a cooked little family.
Speaker 2: Are dress code?
Speaker 5: Fancy dress?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll be wearing the fancies clothes.
Speaker 2: I have no fancy dress. Come what did I to say?
Speaker 2: Come as? Let us see so perfect?
Speaker 1: Sorry, time stamp.
Speaker 2: We're not time stamping today. We have ten fifty sorry,
Speaker 2: write it down ten fifty.
Speaker 1: Fifty. It's a funny thing.
Speaker 2: Can we do a shout out to Mabe as well?
Speaker 2: He's on his death bed at home. Poll the movie
Speaker 2: very happy? Turning us up or down?
Speaker 1: He's definitely I.
Speaker 2: Would turn us down. She just she just dropped something
Speaker 2: we have to timestamp, so I would definitely turn us down.
Speaker 2: Classic Yet we're down.
Speaker 4: Maybe did the right thing yesday. I want to go
Speaker 4: into his little booth, and he was like, you don't
Speaker 4: want to come in here.
Speaker 5: I'm very unwell.
Speaker 4: So I left and now I'm unscathed.
Speaker 2: That's what I like about movies looking out. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you now it was I'd go, guys, coming here, you
Speaker 2: need a listener.
Speaker 4: This this one's always fuck um well right next to
Speaker 4: me in the chair.
Speaker 2: I want to take It's like, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think i've ever I've never called in sick. Thank you
Speaker 1: called it.
Speaker 5: Sick, but you have been sick.
Speaker 2: With me as I can. Where is the Jews?
Speaker 1: Maybe he's eating? Should we go? I'll find him?
Speaker 2: Okay, get the Jews? What are you worry to the well?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just this fancy dress has.
Speaker 2: Just just dropped on me. Now I just want to
Speaker 2: see work up a fancy dress. Yeah, she ain't getting
Speaker 2: in dressed like that. I'll tell you that. How are
Speaker 2: the missus speed another night out?
Speaker 5: I think she'd be fine.
Speaker 4: I mean I did well to come home the other
Speaker 4: night early, and I felt very well about that decision.
Speaker 4: And I think I told I've already pre planned ahead.
Speaker 4: I said, it's Christmas party in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Can you drop that today?
Speaker 5: Can you come.
Speaker 4: Home a little bit earlier from work? The little one
Speaker 4: so that I don't feel the worst.
Speaker 1: Jiz is putting the kit back and then he shall
Speaker 1: be finding his food.
Speaker 2: Did you say did you mentioned food or did you.
Speaker 1: Just say I didn't actually see him? I'm going to
Speaker 1: get I had a little look around. There is I
Speaker 1: see him again?
Speaker 2: Hey, I'll bring him. Come into the podcast. Your food's
Speaker 2: on your disks, can get and.
Speaker 1: Then I'll be like, I'll go get it. Okay, if
Speaker 1: you don't worry, did you talk?
Speaker 2: We're good?
Speaker 1: Are we rolling on this? Cameras?
Speaker 5: We're rolling on this.
Speaker 4: But maybe when he comes in the cameras the cameras
Speaker 4: are rolling, maybe.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be funny.
Speaker 5: I have to double check it.
Speaker 2: If he just loves.
Speaker 1: Hot food, Oh, he definitely doesn't.
Speaker 2: How's that they come in George at the coffee shop
Speaker 2: telling a number plate to uh a dream post.
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: Jizz muster? How is the plant?
Speaker 6: The flower is stinking?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: Are you have you spell word flowers?
Speaker 5: I have smelled.
Speaker 2: It's a lot out there, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Geelong's great, long, it's great.
Speaker 2: Your food on the disk too. We got the Nando,
Speaker 2: we got have you eaten? We felt we were eating
Speaker 2: the morning well.
Speaker 6: I brought my breakfast, which we usually bring into the
Speaker 6: office during the show, which is like trail mix, nuts
Speaker 6: and fruit, yogurt, lots of yoga, but I didn't get
Speaker 6: to eat it until we were done. So my yogurt
Speaker 6: was just sitting in the nova and it was a
Speaker 6: beautiful morning in Geelong and the sun was shining into
Speaker 6: the car and when I got into the car to leave,
Speaker 6: it was so hot, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 6: want to buy a pie because I'm trying to eat.
Speaker 1: Sorry quickly, so I ate the war yogurt.
Speaker 2: Who took?
Speaker 1: Where are the chips gone? I can find the tenders.
Speaker 6: I only got tenders.
Speaker 2: I do not eat.
Speaker 3: I got sweet jips sweeping with Perry Perry.
Speaker 2: We don't normally allow eating on the pod, but you
Speaker 2: also going to get cold, so you're allowed. So what
Speaker 2: was I saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Adrian, I would love for him to come
Speaker 4: and buy my fucking license plate.
Speaker 5: That would be so good. Or by my house.
Speaker 2: After George the coffee man eleven Grand George is like
Speaker 2: this is weird. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: If I gave him my sob story and was like,
Speaker 4: I live in a small house and my daughter and
Speaker 4: it's really getting really crowded here by my town.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't say, here is the jet. I'd love to
Speaker 2: know what paid for the number plates, Like it's a
Speaker 2: LM C T. It's a number he wants it's a company.
Speaker 6: There's only one of them. There is only one.
Speaker 2: Get what are you getting gen z the first class.
Speaker 6: Numbers, the number plates pay via conscous points.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then I'll be my first fucking I like
Speaker 3: Rose Burned.
Speaker 1: Well documentary that we did. Yep, that's right. Award, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Roses lovely.
Speaker 5: You know what I figured out yesterday?
Speaker 2: What did you figure out?
Speaker 4: I did a girl who looked incredibly like Ricky Lee.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 5: She does it. Didn't I didn't know. I didn't put
Speaker 5: two and two together.
Speaker 1: I know, like your guys's types to a tea and
Speaker 1: same with Brody.
Speaker 5: I have to hear what is what is my type?
Speaker 1: A brunette for sure, okay? And Brodie's is blonde and
Speaker 1: blue eyes.
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I just I pointed out you spoke to you.
Speaker 1: And yours is also a brunette.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, yes, Yeah, guys, I want to know the hellong
Speaker 6: was the delay and as getting on the Stinky Plant Lives? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: because we were there for the whole thing. We're there
Speaker 6: for a while and then there was nothing happening, happening,
Speaker 6: and then we moved on with the conversation, and then
Speaker 6: it was like.
Speaker 2: We were in here waving like nothing's at the airport.
Speaker 2: It was unbelievable. What are we doing.
Speaker 5: Over here?
Speaker 6: Getting it up there?
Speaker 4: Getting it up there? If I've learned some new skills this.
Speaker 6: Morning, I heard that you know how to do it.
Speaker 5: I know how to do it now.
Speaker 2: Yes, he goes off to Nando. Have you had your Nando's?
Speaker 2: What's left? What's left in the cupboard?
Speaker 6: Fernandos hangs teach the digital content producer how to digitally
Speaker 6: produced content?
Speaker 2: Yes, ahole, Well.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. The chips are gone. I really
Speaker 1: wanted to give just the sweet potato one.
Speaker 2: The sweeps, I don't know what they are.
Speaker 6: These are just so good. It's just pure chicken with
Speaker 6: a bit of For the first time, was that there's
Speaker 6: only three in here? Yeah kidding, no, but.
Speaker 3: I tried them for the first time lastweek, potato chips,
Speaker 3: and I'm fucking vibing.
Speaker 2: You were like, I should a chicken. The chickens lovely,
Speaker 2: just chicken's a lot of work, bones and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: The brody is You're right at a lot of work
Speaker 2: just with the bones, like the tenders chicken wings.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I like the bones grip onto something, pull it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just felt like, okay, his question, would
Speaker 2: you say there's more meat on the leg and the
Speaker 2: thigh and a quarter a piece of chicken or the
Speaker 2: four tenders?
Speaker 5: More more meat than the four tenders? For sure?
Speaker 2: That's what I reckon.
Speaker 6: You See, when you get a quarter chicken, it's either
Speaker 6: a leg or a You got a half chicken, well, if.
Speaker 2: You have this conversation, sorry, what's your argument?
Speaker 6: But then you get a half chicken and it's it's
Speaker 6: it's either a leg, leg or I like, I only
Speaker 6: eat and I'm doing a barbecue.
Speaker 5: Are you chicken?
Speaker 6: Thize Nando's dry? Rub rub the meat?
Speaker 2: Rub, rub it up?
Speaker 1: Are you rubbing?
Speaker 2: Rub the meat?
Speaker 5: And then I rubbed the meat.
Speaker 1: I only do the breast.
Speaker 2: See, I used to do the breast. I used to
Speaker 2: be a breast boy.
Speaker 5: But I love a dry breast. I love dry meat.
Speaker 2: Though. You're like life, but.
Speaker 6: Design joke so good.
Speaker 2: They're lovely, love.
Speaker 1: What we're trying to stitch you up?
Speaker 2: Are they warm?
Speaker 1: Are they hot?
Speaker 6: I'm playing them. I'm finishing them halfway through.
Speaker 1: Are they spy?
Speaker 2: Do you like spicy food? Yeah? Come down? So much work.
Speaker 2: We put the stickers on it.
Speaker 6: Silly love.
Speaker 1: Thinking I couldn't keep, I couldn't stop.
Speaker 5: Last, we should have covered him in that fucking alf
Speaker 5: whole source.
Speaker 2: Oh he passed me ch I was going to go
Speaker 2: get some chips. Why didn't you figure that yourself? Sauce
Speaker 2: you silly, silly.
Speaker 6: Sorry because medium you put mild on, I asked, get
Speaker 6: me wrong.
Speaker 2: You should have told me O some medium that would
Speaker 2: have said he liked spicy food.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 2: Said where were you on that? As parent? Bring up
Speaker 2: the call I'm going on.
Speaker 6: And then you said medium tender is cool, and I thought.
Speaker 1: You ordered JA, So that's your fault.
Speaker 2: I'm going on, wanted himself.
Speaker 1: I must go all right. Timestamps fifty timestamp