Speaker 1: In the flesh.
Speaker 2: Have you felt him gazing adoringly through the window pane
Speaker 2: the studio?
Speaker 3: Actually, and you know what, just the old ghost of
Speaker 3: FITZI in this studio.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. We kicked it off two thousand
Speaker 4: and four.
Speaker 3: Actually, there's a photo someone's put up a photo of
Speaker 3: the first year we went to it, really two thousand and.
Speaker 4: Four, and I had hair back then.
Speaker 5: What brings you to town?
Speaker 3: So I had my uncle's funeral, Uncle Ken, up in
Speaker 3: the river Land yesterday. So can I just tell you this.
Speaker 3: It was one of the most powerful things I've ever
Speaker 3: heard in my life. And I've never been to a
Speaker 3: funeral where someone their life that you're celebrating wrote their
Speaker 3: own eulogy.
Speaker 4: So, Uncle Ken, he had.
Speaker 3: Cancer, and you know what, it's been a tough few
Speaker 3: years for him, but he organized his whole funeral. I
Speaker 3: joke about this on air all the time, that people
Speaker 3: should start organizing their own funerals, music, you know, ashes,
Speaker 3: whatever you want to do with all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: But he did it all himself, and he didn't want anyone.
Speaker 3: He was a humble man. He didn't want anybody to
Speaker 3: celebrate his life or pump him up so he said,
Speaker 3: all right, my own eulogy. And the thing that blew
Speaker 3: my mind is we knew that he had served in Vietnam,
Speaker 3: but he told stories that a lot of people at
Speaker 3: the funeral had no idea about because he kept it
Speaker 3: to himself until he wrote his own eulogy.
Speaker 4: Can I'll give you ononderable.
Speaker 3: This freaks me out because I had no idea. I
Speaker 3: would have loved to have chatted to him about it.
Speaker 3: But this was conscription back in nineteen sixty eight. He
Speaker 3: was twenty years of age. So he went and he
Speaker 3: trained at Puckapanyl. Then he goes up to Conunger up
Speaker 3: in Queensland to do jungle training. You're only twenty years
Speaker 3: of age and then you've thrown into war. So he
Speaker 3: told us he was part of the artillery one o
Speaker 3: ful Field Battery, and he says, on one occasion in
Speaker 3: the middle of the night, so every night they had
Speaker 3: to dig a hole in the ground sleeping in order
Speaker 3: to protect them from mortar shrapnel. On one occasion, in
Speaker 3: the middle of the night, I was woken by something
Speaker 3: crawling up my shirt sleeve and biting me.
Speaker 4: On the fore arm.
Speaker 3: It was a giant tropical centipede regarded as the most
Speaker 3: poisonous centipede on the planet. As I desperately crawled out
Speaker 3: of the hole, another one bit me on the toe
Speaker 3: I had dug up their nest that night. The pain
Speaker 3: was so intense that morphine injections only lasted minutes before
Speaker 3: the pain returned. Fortunately, I was immediately flown by helicopter
Speaker 3: to a huge US Army base hospital, where I vomited
Speaker 3: for hours. But there's no doubt in the world I
Speaker 3: would have died in battle from a centipede bite.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine what way to go?
Speaker 1: Wow? And he saw that coming.
Speaker 4: But see the other thing as well. He's kept it
Speaker 4: to himself.
Speaker 3: How people can hold onto stories like that and then
Speaker 3: reveal it to everyone at their funeral.
Speaker 4: It was really powerful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I mean, he's kept it till then,
Speaker 1: but I'd be telling everyone that's anz story.
Speaker 4: You've got a lot of skill.
Speaker 1: In a lot of incidents with centipedes, that's what I
Speaker 1: call them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it was a really, really good day, And I
Speaker 3: was reflecting on it last night because I was thinking
Speaker 3: to myself, twenty years of age, state sweat the small stuff.
Speaker 4: Mate, What are you complaining about?
Speaker 3: He did seats in your car when Uncle King's getting
Speaker 3: bitten by a poison centerpiece.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing, isn't it. Like I'm on my
Speaker 1: knees crying to the gods because the milk ran out
Speaker 1: and he's getting bitten on the ass by a centipede.
Speaker 3: Crazy guy, It's crazy. So just think about that going
Speaker 3: into your weekend favor.
Speaker 5: Would you do your own would you plan your own funeral?
Speaker 3: I've always said this, Yes, I want to control the
Speaker 3: whole thing, right, I want my ashes spread across off
Speaker 3: the jetty down to Port No Lunger and all my
Speaker 3: mates and all my friends every day, even if you're
Speaker 3: in your seventies, in your eighties, you still got to
Speaker 3: jump off and do a lay back and wet the jetty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: But you know music, You know I'll have an ac
Speaker 3: DC cover band or something like Yeah, bad Dreams, definitely
Speaker 3: they could perform. But I actually like people talking about this.
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't like to talk about it,
Speaker 3: but we need to talk about death a lot more.
Speaker 4: That's why I come on this show.
Speaker 1: N nine You're Home of Death? Are here? Are you
Speaker 1: going to the cost? Why not?
Speaker 3: No, I've got to go back to Sydney for work tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I know, do you know what unfortunately, Hazy
Speaker 3: I feel. Look, I'm confidently going to win tomorrow, but
Speaker 3: there is this pattern that's happening that we just win loss, win, loss,
Speaker 3: win loss.
Speaker 4: We can't win away from home.
Speaker 1: Well, if they can't win at home for Roy Slanes
Speaker 1: two fiftieth, then there's probably some question marks.
Speaker 3: Can I just congratulate the great man, what a great
Speaker 3: career he's had. He's been unbelievable Slowey Actually I put
Speaker 3: a video together for Slowey from a couple of filters
Speaker 3: off Snapchat for a couple of his old.
Speaker 4: Friends that they played to him during the week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he has been just what
Speaker 3: he's done for this country up for this country.
Speaker 5: You love the we're back to uncle.
Speaker 3: What he's done for this football side has been unbelievable.
Speaker 3: So we need to win for Slowly tomorrow and this country.
Speaker 3: He's been.
Speaker 5: Vietnam merging John Nice a.
Speaker 1: Quick word on port as well. A bunch of changes,
Speaker 1: a lot of changes.
Speaker 3: I do like that though, and obviously Charlie Dixon had
Speaker 3: to have a rest. But Horn Francis, you're dropping as well.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is an important game for him. It's
Speaker 3: not a cartoner playing good footage. So that'll be a
Speaker 3: great game on the weekend.
Speaker 5: Do you want a fun fact.
Speaker 2: Jason horn Francis listens to our show, doesn't Andrew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does. He said a couple of times they
Speaker 1: were bumped into him, and I'm kind of shocked, and
Speaker 1: I said, he said the other time I saw him,
Speaker 1: Like I catch up with him regularly. He goes, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll call up, and I was like, if you call up,
Speaker 1: we could be to talking to Jesus christ Yes, and
Speaker 1: we'll put him on hold and we'll get you on.
Speaker 4: Good Southern Boy as well Good Christie's Beach. Yeah, we used.
Speaker 3: To hate Christie's beach porta hanger. The crocodives in the
Speaker 3: Saints us to have some tussels.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 4: Well he is, but I do love horn Francis.
Speaker 1: He's okay. Well, Jason speaks very highly viewed.
Speaker 2: And if you are listening Jason this morning, give us
Speaker 2: call thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I appreciate time, Fitty, I love you guys.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me on what if dot.
Speaker 6: Com helps ossies make the most out of.
Speaker 7: Every trip book.
Speaker 1: A hotel fight, lay, check out and spa all before
Speaker 1: you can say breaking my face, jump on.
Speaker 6: The waterfab and get started.
Speaker 7: What if it's Ossie for travel.
Speaker 5: It's time for my diary.
Speaker 2: This is where I like to sit down and write
Speaker 2: some things and reflect and just really capture what happened
Speaker 2: this week. And I just need to preface this diary
Speaker 2: by saying you said something this week that was a
Speaker 2: bit dyslexic. It was back to front and so that
Speaker 2: turned the whole world on its axis. Our whole show
Speaker 2: was back to front and topsy turfy.
Speaker 1: You don't miss anything, do you mistake?
Speaker 2: No flies on Jo, No question about that, dear diary.
Speaker 2: Well it was opposite week on Nova. I mean it
Speaker 2: wasn't until my good friend Andrew made it so.
Speaker 1: On Someone. July twelfth and nineteen ninety eight was Goo
Speaker 1: Goo Dolls by Iris. Absolute classic.
Speaker 5: It's been a big week in sport.
Speaker 2: But because things are all topsy turvy, the Thunderbirds actually
Speaker 2: lost the Grand Final, which makes this piece of commentary
Speaker 2: really confusing. Driving sound, silence, and it's a shame they
Speaker 2: couldn't get over the line because this was a hell
Speaker 2: of a spray from Eleanor cardwill in.
Speaker 5: Overtime It's got them half.
Speaker 7: Sorry hard.
Speaker 2: Also in opposite week in better News, gold Coast Sons
Speaker 2: coach Stewie Jue got a contract extension for his tremendous
Speaker 2: win loss record not really, Diary, he got sacked and
Speaker 2: word has it. In his final act of rebellion he
Speaker 2: stole ten VIP mac of sponsorship cards just to stick
Speaker 2: it up the arse of management.
Speaker 5: Speaking of putting things in your bot, we.
Speaker 2: Offered to do just that morning, Michelle, what was your workper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a nasty year. So I think my biggest.
Speaker 5: What's a feeling? Like, what's the sensation of having a colonoscopy?
Speaker 5: Is that's a same? I give it. It is backwards week.
Speaker 2: Our colonoscopy will involve slushing Andrew's mouth out. Also Diary,
Speaker 2: I became obsessed with Britain his Instagram this week.
Speaker 5: She's the one that said again it did I ups.
Speaker 2: My kid's response if I just posted on my Instagram
Speaker 2: page just.
Speaker 5: In my brah going like that, can.
Speaker 1: You imagine that?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Jodie's jugs Diriy. We also chatted
Speaker 2: about weird proposals and as it turns out, love can
Speaker 2: be real aggressive in.
Speaker 5: The Oddy household. I did not know that that proposal.
Speaker 1: Who is this?
Speaker 5: That's how it happened. It literally had me in a
Speaker 5: headlog and went through me and love it.
Speaker 2: Finally, Diary Away from Catherine gave us a call about
Speaker 2: her obsession with patches.
Speaker 5: Catherine from Ottaway, what do you refuse to give.
Speaker 8: Up my nicorette chewing?
Speaker 9: I've been chewing those for the past twenty years after
Speaker 9: I gave up smiking and do you think I can
Speaker 9: get off?
Speaker 2: So to all the nicotine addicts, my nic and the
Speaker 2: Britney instant obsessed Jody's jugs this morning.
Speaker 5: Thanks for backwards week.
Speaker 1: Goo Goo Dolls by Iris.
Speaker 5: Classic go off this weekend. Love from the Hazy and
Speaker 5: Jody Show.
Speaker 6: What if dot Com helps Ossies make the most out
Speaker 6: of every trip book.
Speaker 1: A hotel, fight, lay, check out and spa all before
Speaker 1: you can say breaking buffet.
Speaker 6: Jump on the water if ap and get started?
Speaker 7: What if it's Ossie for travel?
Speaker 1: I mean this thing, it's just become an institution every
Speaker 1: single Friday. Originally it was all sort of done on Friday,
Speaker 1: but then we merge it to reveal it on a Thursday,
Speaker 1: so we'd get a nice, big run up for today. Yeah, exactly, Well,
Speaker 1: of the bang it's one song each. I mean, put
Speaker 1: the vote out there to the good people.
Speaker 5: I'm disappointed knew this week.
Speaker 1: You're what are you not disappointed to me? Can we
Speaker 1: just be honest for a second. When have you been
Speaker 1: proud of me? I think that's the broader question.
Speaker 5: Yeah, next to ever.
Speaker 2: But this week in particular, what you've decided to do
Speaker 2: is just jump on the old Taylor Swift bandwagon.
Speaker 5: Oh everyone loves Taylor. Everyone's trying to get tickets. Everyone
Speaker 5: wants to go to the Euros tour. Oh so I'm
Speaker 5: going to.
Speaker 2: Choose a Taylor Swift song even though you have no
Speaker 2: vested interest in Tayler at all?
Speaker 1: How dare you? I am the biggest Swifty out there?
Speaker 5: No, you're not. When her birthday? Yeah sorry, it was
Speaker 5: her last boyfriend.
Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned, she's ageless.
Speaker 5: Who was her last boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Her last boyfriend? And I think it was Warrit Kappa,
Speaker 1: wasn't it? No few? Oh wow, Taylor Lautner was an
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend, as was Harry Styles.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're up with that, then don't aim her. But no,
Speaker 5: that's not the ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to think of some eligible bachelor's Travis
Speaker 1: bog anyway, You're right, this is the song that I chase.
Speaker 1: It's just to just make the hair on the back
Speaker 1: of your neck stand up. It's a good song.
Speaker 2: It is a really good so disgustingly disingenuous this week disgusting.
Speaker 1: It just so happens that she's touring at the moment
Speaker 1: and everyone's talking about her.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what a winkydink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this spoke touring?
Speaker 4: Shake down?
Speaker 2: Help me?
Speaker 1: But just do a lit or what so mix a lot.
Speaker 1: This is Jodie song. Go on plug it.
Speaker 5: Everyone in here wants to hear that.
Speaker 1: Everyone is that right? Everyone?
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking at anyone. I'm just looking at fits.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 1: We're gonna reveal the winning song at eight am. Jesus
Speaker 1: tight to Jodi and Hazy cast you vote or send
Speaker 1: us a texto for double nine my nine. We're talking
Speaker 1: basically almost fifty percent.
Speaker 2: At last glance, it was deadlocked at fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: But I'm disappointed in that Tom Dooday through his weight
Speaker 2: behind your song and then the votes just suddenly got even.
Speaker 2: So that speaks to the power of Tom Dooday in this.
Speaker 1: Town, doesn't it. I'm so glad you brought that up.
Speaker 1: Our very good friend of the show, Tom Dudey, said
Speaker 1: this yesterday just in terms of who hid back.
Speaker 10: Obviously, the Taylor Swift tickets was a big deal a
Speaker 10: couple of weeks ago, and it led to a few
Speaker 10: of the boys leaning back into Taylor in the gym,
Speaker 10: and the tunes were very Taylor influenced, and that's one
Speaker 10: of the great Taylor stors in my top three.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know that mainstreams. It means if you're a
Speaker 1: Crow supporter, no vote for Taylor is a show of respect,
Speaker 1: all right for Tom Doudey and the Adelaide Crows, all right.
Speaker 2: Port Adelaide supporters. That means a vote for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. You can't make assume that the.
Speaker 5: Supporters Adelaide fans jump on board.
Speaker 1: So mix a lot please, No, no, no, no, you can
Speaker 1: only do that would never tear us apart. Jody and
Speaker 1: Hazy get voting so tight. This is going to be intense.
Speaker 2: I will make the point that you can hear Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift on this radio station every fourth song.
Speaker 5: So where's the fun in that excuse me.
Speaker 1: What not wild streams though? No, Yeah, we're going back
Speaker 1: a little bit. Go on, friends, do the right thing.
Speaker 1: Just take a trip that many lane for a Friday.
Speaker 9: You tell me you put the time machine.
Speaker 1: On this daisy, go off, whatever you're doing, just stop
Speaker 1: and go the hell off. Why not, it's the cusp
Speaker 1: of the weekend. It'sime from this day. Let's go back
Speaker 1: to the fourteenth of July in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: In the Dark Night, starring Christian Bale and Heath Ledger,
Speaker 1: premiers in New York. Unbelievable performances by both.
Speaker 5: Yeah, incredible, I.
Speaker 1: Mean Heath Ledger. Yeah what There will never be a
Speaker 1: better joker. Let's stay on the theme of films. Nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty nine film when Harry Met Sally is released.
Speaker 5: We know what's coming right now, don't we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, grind going off.
Speaker 5: We definitely know what's coming.
Speaker 1: She's going off because it's a Friday. How many times
Speaker 1: have you just been having coffee or and then you've
Speaker 1: just burst in a situation like that?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't go back to Sir George's bakehouse in
Speaker 1: North Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Because and I'll never reappear at Cheebo all of the Chibos.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of them, you and Chiebo cheev It
Speaker 1: does very interesting things there. Twenty fifteen, Roby Williams announces
Speaker 1: he's returned to boy band. Take that.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, Robbie, Yeah, the original and the best.
Speaker 1: Didn't take that really count the Lucky Stars having Robbie
Speaker 1: on board, So you.
Speaker 2: Had like one directional split up and they all went
Speaker 2: off and did separate things.
Speaker 5: Not so take that.
Speaker 1: No, No, they really needed Robbie more than Robbie needed them.
Speaker 1: Twenty two Canadians singers Songwriter at the Weekend kicks off
Speaker 1: after Ours to a Dawn, which was his first stadium tour. Man,
Speaker 1: that guy's talented.
Speaker 2: I just don't know anything about him his personal life.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you one Weekend fact other than he's
Speaker 2: got great music.
Speaker 1: That's strange because he knows a lot about you.
Speaker 5: Yeah he does. He slides into my dms all the time,
Speaker 5: Back off weekend.
Speaker 1: Back off the weekend.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 1: One song on July fourteenth in two thousand and eight
Speaker 1: was so what by.
Speaker 5: Pink Oh one.
Speaker 1: Of that and one of those little attitude songs about
Speaker 1: Pink go off Alicia, it's Friday on the YouTube? What
Speaker 1: would you go for? So a ten thousand dollars share?
Speaker 1: An instant cash? One hundred bucks? Bang? Straight up? Well
Speaker 1: the chance with himself? A twenty thousand dollar MG car minute,
Speaker 1: that's the MG just going yeah, out of my way.
Speaker 1: I've got sue, I've got too much swag for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I think that was Ken England.
Speaker 2: They get around the port Oudelie applayers in the management
Speaker 2: there mgs, don't they?
Speaker 1: How's you would? Okay, let's jump on the phones. Good morning,
Speaker 1: when do we have here?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 5: Who's this?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 11: Ah?
Speaker 9: This is exciting? Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you? Thanks?
Speaker 5: Do need some sort of name?
Speaker 9: Emma?
Speaker 5: Hello, Emma? How are you doing for a friday?
Speaker 7: I'm not too bad?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 6: How are you good?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 5: You sound shocked and surprised to get through very much?
Speaker 9: So, yes, I didn't expect this before work, So this
Speaker 9: is this is a good way to spend a friday
Speaker 9: so far.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell us what you're leaning towards here? Are you
Speaker 2: thinking a hundred bucks cash?
Speaker 6: Or would you like to go?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: That was aggressive, sorry, very excited.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hundred bucks or would you like to go into
Speaker 5: the running.
Speaker 9: I think at the moment, just the way things are,
Speaker 9: I think I am leaning towards the cash.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, very nice.
Speaker 5: So what are we spending I work with the child.
Speaker 1: That's right. His song won't win anyway, Jodie, congratulations. Emma,
Speaker 1: you are on the stand by list. Now you're on
Speaker 1: the stand by list to potentially play novs cash or
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 11: Then maybe your phone will win.
Speaker 1: Then before we let you go, what does the cash
Speaker 1: go towards if you're choosing cash?
Speaker 6: Just just life at the moment.
Speaker 8: Things are not easy at the moment.
Speaker 6: So it's just me and my daughter.
Speaker 5: So anything that.
Speaker 11: Would help out right now would just be amazing.
Speaker 2: It's not been easy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that one hundred bucks is all yours.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, guys, this.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Oh you're so welcome.
Speaker 2: Just jump on our Instagram page and cast that vote
Speaker 2: towards him back and everyone exactly.
Speaker 1: Can I quickly ask you as well, how old your daughter?
Speaker 6: She is eleven, she'll be twelve next month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the process of raising a young lady ourselves, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. For me, it's an eye opener,
Speaker 1: it certainly is.
Speaker 6: But it's one of the best jobs in the world,
Speaker 6: isn't it?
Speaker 5: Isn't it the best?
Speaker 2: Although your daughter is heading into the teenagers, so all
Speaker 2: the best?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I do need the car exactly. You're right.
Speaker 5: Oh, well done, congratulations Emma.
Speaker 1: How good stuff nervous cash or the carpland or chances
Speaker 1: to play cross today? With that Maddie and DC will
Speaker 1: play again on Monday morning. Good stuff, really good stuff.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's quite epic and just an absolute
Speaker 1: sight to see there's nervous handball blitzed trophy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can you just describe in the corner of the room.
Speaker 5: It's as tall as me.
Speaker 2: It's absolutely massive, and it's just a site to the hold,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's really like it's a genuine It's the biggest trophy
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. Bigger than Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1: I reckon, I know.
Speaker 5: A new one, three whole premierships for and this one's bigger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't get to can'try any beers out of that's true.
Speaker 5: I mean it is for children.
Speaker 1: So that's probably why thirteenth August Port Adelai Bejes, that's
Speaker 1: when we're having our handbill of this Grand final. If
Speaker 1: you haven't registered yet to potentially be a participant. Definitely
Speaker 1: do that via the Nova player. We go in real estate,
Speaker 1: massive supporters of local making difference all over s A.
Speaker 1: Jody's Uice not too far away as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, and one of my favorite clothing brands, which shouldn't
Speaker 2: be one of my favorite cloth clothing brands, has had
Speaker 2: a lawsuit filed against it.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you why is a data? Remember data?
Speaker 1: And when Eminem had his own clothing brand? You rocking?
Speaker 12: That the biggest reading story, This is how several scenes
Speaker 12: huge or Billie Eilish has dropped her self directed video
Speaker 12: for What Was I Made For?
Speaker 2: So it's pretty soubworthy and it's her contribution to the
Speaker 2: Barbie soundtrack. She's just sitting at a table and she's
Speaker 2: going through all these mini Barbie sort of outfits, but
Speaker 2: they're all replicas of all her red carpet outfits.
Speaker 5: You like that?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's nice?
Speaker 5: And she did it all herself. Well, do you want
Speaker 5: to have a listen to.
Speaker 1: The song she did all herself? Like she's a tiny child?
Speaker 5: Use to food fun, I use.
Speaker 1: Made I mean proper. Billie Eilish fans will say, oh,
Speaker 1: she's got all sorts of deep stuff like that. But
Speaker 1: for the people on the outside, that's it. That's a
Speaker 1: different side of BILLI OLiS.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is. That was so patronizing. What I just
Speaker 5: said she did it all herself, was like little Billy
Speaker 5: Ons just tied up her own shoelaces.
Speaker 1: Clever girl.
Speaker 5: That's that juice suit.
Speaker 6: Juice suit.
Speaker 2: Now a lawsuit has been filed against she and So
Speaker 2: alleging it alleges the fast fashion retailer runs and elaborate
Speaker 2: operation that seeks out and steals the intellectual property of designers,
Speaker 2: big ones, small ones, all while utilizing a confusing corporate structure.
Speaker 2: I've heard lots of things about Sheen. It is ridiculously
Speaker 2: cheap Andrew, So hang.
Speaker 1: On, just so, what is shean exactly? Because I thought
Speaker 1: you were talking about Kevin Shift to Sheen. I was like,
Speaker 1: he's an absolute grade of our game. And what could
Speaker 1: shift to possibly be in trouble for?
Speaker 5: It's a clothing brand.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never heard of in my life. Sorry to
Speaker 1: be ignorant.
Speaker 5: No, that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't expect you to know a single fact about fashion,
Speaker 2: just judging from what you were what are you talking
Speaker 2: about but she and apparently underpays its people to do
Speaker 2: knockoffs of you know, famous fashion, and yeah, so they're
Speaker 2: morally a little bit questionable. And I wore address to
Speaker 2: work at Channel ten and my boss said to me,
Speaker 2: that's a really nice dress.
Speaker 5: Was that from? And I'm like she and and she
Speaker 5: looked horrified.
Speaker 2: She was like, my daughter actually did a year twelve
Speaker 2: sort of thesis on how yeah, morally questionable they are?
Speaker 1: Wow, and you're rocking it that work.
Speaker 5: No, I know, I know. I don't buy from there anymore.
Speaker 5: Start hearing all that stuff.
Speaker 1: They go good stuff.
Speaker 5: Juicy juicy beprins.
Speaker 2: Harry and Meghan Markels Netflix docu series has been nominated
Speaker 2: for a Hollywood Critics Award after the repair received a
Speaker 2: major blow from judges of this year's Emmy Awards because
Speaker 2: they got snubbed. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are
Speaker 2: in the running for the gong for Best Streaming Notification
Speaker 2: Series category for their six part series Harry and Meghan,
Speaker 2: which was released last December.
Speaker 6: Have you watched it?
Speaker 1: I haven't quite watched it yet. It's definitely on my
Speaker 1: to do list.
Speaker 9: Is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the best thing about the story. In fact,
Speaker 1: the only good thing about the story is it gives
Speaker 1: us a chance to replay their time on South Park.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having it on the top.
Speaker 4: It's so us and the beads cray.
Speaker 1: So let me start with you, Sam. You've lived a
Speaker 1: life with the royal family.
Speaker 13: You've had everything handed to you, but you're saying a
Speaker 13: life has been.
Speaker 5: Hard, and now you've written all about it in your
Speaker 5: new book where.
Speaker 1: Very good stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually worth a watch.
Speaker 2: And I walked away from it thinking, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: it's actually really quite a lovely love story between the
Speaker 2: two of them.
Speaker 1: Said you just you couldn't sit there the whole time
Speaker 1: and be like, I just I'm not sure. I'll potentially
Speaker 1: get in trouble for saying this. You'd always be questioning
Speaker 1: the morals and the intent in all those sorts of things.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Not really?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what do you think that? That just
Speaker 1: you're so blind, aren't you?
Speaker 5: You've just done all that for money?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm not sure. I'm just saying she's a
Speaker 1: movie star. I don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: We'll stop talking, I don't is my suggestion.
Speaker 1: Or radio station. Is this let's be back on to
Speaker 1: a different direction. Did you really support me with that one?
Speaker 5: Did you not?
Speaker 3: At all?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Trying to go after Megan a little.
Speaker 2: Bit, honestly, Watch it and then I'd be curious to
Speaker 2: see what you think of them.
Speaker 5: Watch it, all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will watch it. I'll get around to it.
Speaker 1: A lot of things to do on.
Speaker 5: That list, and then try and have an opinion.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so good an opinion on this song.
Speaker 3: Shake, Shake, shaken healthy, but that's.
Speaker 1: Not very healthy. This is Jody's song for Battle of
Speaker 1: the Bangers, and look, things are getting really really tight.
Speaker 1: So it's sir mix a lot lot versus Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing though, what happens if it's a draw?
Speaker 5: Ooh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What is that? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's genuinely pretty much fifty percent each?
Speaker 5: What do we do then?
Speaker 1: Well? I think the only logical thing that it would
Speaker 1: be the plame at the same time, wouldn't they? That's good,
Speaker 1: that's good, right, that's good.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 5: That's what we call a mash up.
Speaker 1: That's our version of a mash up. Just as good
Speaker 1: Jodie and Hazy in with it. It is just an
Speaker 1: absolute gorgeous day. So get out there and live it.
Speaker 2: A'm all right, yeah, I get it, your best life,
Speaker 2: get at kings and queens, all.
Speaker 1: Those types of things, and potentially listen to a really
Speaker 1: really good song from Taylor Swift. Last two songs, two comrades,
Speaker 1: just going head to head and battling it out for
Speaker 1: hit supremacy. Two songs this morning you got Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: Wild Streams and also sir, mix a lot, Baby got back.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you played Taylor Swift Wildest Dreams
Speaker 2: in your car?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh, I mean, when was the last time I
Speaker 1: was in my car? Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. It's a good point. You raise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a bit of feedback on the text line
Speaker 2: two you can get involved. Oh for double O nine
Speaker 2: one nine norm one nine, Logan said, seriously hazy Taylor Swift,
Speaker 2: as if we aren't hearing her enough, get it, Joe,
Speaker 2: so mix a lot for the win.
Speaker 1: That Logan, Roy Yeah, session, well we love that. He
Speaker 1: tunes in. Good morning camera man, Josh, Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: How are we going going better? For seeing you? Great man?
Speaker 5: I'll tell you in about fifteen seconds time. Where are
Speaker 5: we going?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: People love Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: But oh, like you didn't deliberately tap into that?
Speaker 1: Is she quite popular?
Speaker 13: She is quite popular, and I thought we could tap
Speaker 13: into that. Actually, and Jody doesn't know this, but I
Speaker 13: went ahead and tagged ten Taylor Swift fan did you
Speaker 13: including the massive Taylor Swift fans Indonesia?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Who are renowned for being very vocal about their swiftness,
Speaker 1: very vocal.
Speaker 5: So you rigged it?
Speaker 13: But do you know what people love a little more
Speaker 13: than Taylor Swift?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Please please, pa, please please place.
Speaker 4: They love me? But ye.
Speaker 1: Strolling on? Okay, all right, so what was the end voecount?
Speaker 1: What do we got?
Speaker 4: Fifty eight percent.
Speaker 1: Hard lay? Yeah? The text line has been very very
Speaker 1: aggressive towards me.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Logan, this one's for you.
Speaker 1: Come on, unbelievable stuff. Just before I play the song,
Speaker 1: can I just say this, if you're an Adelaide Crow supporter,
Speaker 1: and if you in particular, like Tom doo Day, you've
Speaker 1: really let him down.
Speaker 2: Ok Hocky, you've really broken his heart Dan on this
Speaker 2: p I mean he's trying to recover from a broken.
Speaker 5: Acl it's too late.
Speaker 1: You've given him a broken heart as well.
Speaker 5: Don't emotionally manipulate people. Just play my song.
Speaker 1: Thanks for congratulations. Here's a winning song for Battle of
Speaker 1: the Bangs. So that Mike A light Baby got back.
Speaker 5: Good morning, my god, this.
Speaker 1: Song is still going because it's Saturday. Yet this song
Speaker 1: has been going for about seven and a half minutes.
Speaker 1: We get it, So mix a lot. You're the wrniest
Speaker 1: person on the planet.
Speaker 2: Don't fade it out in the got much bad.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's the winner of Battle Bangs this week.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to you, joe Yodi, thank you.
Speaker 5: This is how salty you were. You didn't sing one lyric.
Speaker 1: To that song because I don't like the song. I
Speaker 1: genuinely don't like the song.
Speaker 2: Oh look, quickly, we just need to do a Battle
Speaker 2: of the Banger's score update.
Speaker 5: Do you want to do it?
Speaker 7: You can do it.
Speaker 1: You know it's fine, Okay, I'll just leave it be, okay,
Speaker 1: six to four. It is what I was hopeful for,
Speaker 1: was that genuinely even up nicely. What I've learned from
Speaker 1: that is no tactics. Don't get tactics involved. Just choose
Speaker 1: a song from the heart.
Speaker 5: The heart.
Speaker 2: I've been saying that to you the whole time. Don't
Speaker 2: choose a Taylor Swift song just because she's popular.
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is a heartfelt song from you.
Speaker 1: Is a bloke talking about big round juicy butts. That's
Speaker 1: you talking from the heart.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's like Michaelat's in trouble. I'm very much up and
Speaker 2: about after that little victory. So I would like to
Speaker 2: give a double pass away to mel Buttle. Let me
Speaker 2: know either way at the show. It's an ode to
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Speaker 1: Joe's loving friendship in strange places, how good.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it comes out of nowhere goes bang, I'm your
Speaker 2: friend now.
Speaker 1: You just don't know. It has no timing, It doesn't
Speaker 1: know the rules.
Speaker 2: The universe dictates it to you.
Speaker 5: You've got no choice in who you become friends.
Speaker 1: With so true, Well done? What about this? A gunman
Speaker 1: in Manhattan Beach was driving his victim to an ATM machine,
Speaker 1: and in the process of robbing him, the two became friends.
Speaker 1: Of course at night it's your predictable friendship story.
Speaker 2: Give me all your money and become my bff.
Speaker 1: During the arm robbery, the robber was very apologetic and
Speaker 1: told the victim he had bills to pay. The victim
Speaker 1: was understanding of this, and after a successful robbie, the
Speaker 1: man drove the victim back home and the two made
Speaker 1: plans to reconnect someday. Should we do this again, you
Speaker 1: wrote me, next time I can connect with the story?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight, And I've gotta be very careful
Speaker 1: when I retell this story, so I'll probably leave some
Speaker 1: details out. Okay, two thousand and eights. After a little
Speaker 1: premiership dinner's we had a really successful time there for
Speaker 1: a little bit for the Central District Footy.
Speaker 5: Club been mentioned by you.
Speaker 1: What do you want to go through it?
Speaker 2: Three whole premierships, that's the joke.
Speaker 1: So during the night out, so I became entangled. I
Speaker 1: had a bit of an argument with a stranger and
Speaker 1: we let's just say we had a good, proper argument
Speaker 1: to the point where I felt bad and I came
Speaker 1: back to the place where we had such physical argument,
Speaker 1: and that person was still there, and hang on, did
Speaker 1: you really connect?
Speaker 5: Did you nearly get in a punch?
Speaker 3: On?
Speaker 5: Did you get a punch nearly?
Speaker 1: Let's go nearly?
Speaker 4: That's fine?
Speaker 1: And I came back and he was he was still there,
Speaker 1: and then I apologized, and then we end up genuinely
Speaker 1: being friends. Yes, for about two hours, we sat there
Speaker 1: and we genuinely nutted it out, really and by the
Speaker 1: end of it, I did actually give him a little
Speaker 1: bit of money as well.
Speaker 11: And.
Speaker 1: Is well, yeah, so, but I can connect with the
Speaker 1: story because it was two bucks. That's And I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is a bloke thing, particularly back in
Speaker 1: the day, where if you have an argument or even
Speaker 1: if it gets physical, you can quickly work it out.
Speaker 5: Why did you give him money?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think if there was anything that
Speaker 1: need to be covered in terms of medical bills and
Speaker 1: things like that, I don't know one hundred bucks for
Speaker 1: cover it. But I do remember as well. And I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the story this morning and the last
Speaker 1: sort of detail it was of detail in blurry, whereas
Speaker 1: I needed to sort of cover myself a little bit
Speaker 1: in case you can come back and hit me in
Speaker 1: the face. And then he said, oh, what football cop
Speaker 1: he made for here we go. This will give it
Speaker 1: away because then he will do some research. And I went,
Speaker 1: I'll played for Norwid, genuine true story. And then he said,
Speaker 1: I love Norwid. Nord's my club, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: He goes, let's sing the love song together, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm done here, I'm completely done, and I'll
Speaker 1: go on him. I don't know the words. I don't
Speaker 1: know the words right, so there you go. And then
Speaker 1: he completely didn't buy that. It was two thousand and
Speaker 1: eight and Nord really had a purple patch after that.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight, I think they had a bit
Speaker 1: of a rough season. I was like, oh, we never win,
Speaker 1: so I don't know the words. He didn't buy it,
Speaker 1: and there's me and him just looking at each other
Speaker 1: waiting for someone to pick it up.
Speaker 3: So bad.
Speaker 1: The legs.
Speaker 2: You've told some weird stories on the show, but that
Speaker 2: takes the.
Speaker 1: Came I'm not liable for this story as well. It
Speaker 1: may or may not be true. Does that cover me?
Speaker 1: Na there's a bloke. There's a bloke who may or
Speaker 1: may have got hit back in the day, who's looking
Speaker 1: at me, is listening to this right now, going I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew he didn't play the normid time
Speaker 1: now as well to reward our core of the week now,
Speaker 1: we spoke to a beautiful lady called Catherine yesterday and
Speaker 1: let me just get straight into this in terms of
Speaker 1: a recap.
Speaker 2: Catherine from Ottaway, what do you refuse to give up.
Speaker 8: My Nicorette chewie?
Speaker 1: That might be a wise decision, would say.
Speaker 9: I've been chewing those for the past twenty years after
Speaker 9: I gave up smoking, and do you think I can
Speaker 9: get off of them?
Speaker 2: No, it's good Catherine, beautiful Catherine, and she joins us now,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Oh are you just chomping down on some Nicorette chewies
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 8: If I've been chomping down on those Nicorette jewies years.
Speaker 11: My husband.
Speaker 8: My husband cracks up because I've got this habit. If
Speaker 8: I go to eat something or drink something, I just
Speaker 8: put my chewi down and then I forget about it,
Speaker 8: and my husband will pick up put his iPad or
Speaker 8: his phone or something on top of my Chewy and
Speaker 8: his eyepad or phone, and there's a Chewi stuck to
Speaker 8: the back of My kids won't even go in my
Speaker 8: handbag because I'll pull out a pen or all my
Speaker 8: phone or something. There's a Chewi stuck on it and
Speaker 8: it's got little.
Speaker 11: Hair balls, a little fluckballs.
Speaker 8: Looks like a little growth, Gatherine.
Speaker 2: My husband has a habit of leaving his Chewy in
Speaker 2: my car, and I have text him before and said,
Speaker 2: there's a special place.
Speaker 5: In Hell for people who leave their Chewi lying around.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but sometimes you can't help it because sometimes you
Speaker 8: know there's no Benn around. You don't want to throw
Speaker 8: it on the you don't want to throw it on
Speaker 8: the ground. I used to have a habit of taking
Speaker 8: my little Chewi packet to bed and then I chew
Speaker 8: and by the time if I have a drink, and
Speaker 8: then put my little Chewy back in the packet. But
Speaker 8: somehow it made its way into my beat. But my
Speaker 8: husband gets up in the morning get he had something
Speaker 8: on his back, and I'm thinking, oh my god, it
Speaker 8: be fine there dead. I had my chew off the
Speaker 8: back of his his shirt and I'm thinking I was
Speaker 8: waiting for him to take it. I could quickly throw
Speaker 8: it in the bin. I'm thinking I haven't done that again.
Speaker 5: Catherine. We can listen to your chewy stories.
Speaker 1: It's never a dull moment, not a way, Catherine, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us. We've got a little
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Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 11: That's what I wanted yesterday.
Speaker 9: And the ihoppy.
Speaker 11: One I shut it. Really, I could have said that
Speaker 11: I would have mentioned my hormone patches, or I could
Speaker 11: have mentioned my golden gay time see would have mentioned.
Speaker 2: My chewes for the.
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