Speaker 1: This is the Chrissyes One show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, I am so fresh? Can I tell you
Speaker 2: this is your reminder that sleep is a superpower?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: We just don't give it enough, like we don't honor
Speaker 2: it enough, and then by mistake, when you get a
Speaker 2: good night's sleep, you wake up and you're like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm amazing, My life is amazing.
Speaker 3: Everything is great. I'm like that at the moment. But
Speaker 3: with exercise and I'm insufferable, I know. But I was like, today,
Speaker 3: I feel good, and I've been kind of working out
Speaker 3: every day, and I'm like, I hate that it works.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: I don't like calling it exercise because there's a lot
Speaker 2: of very bad connotations for a lot of people that
Speaker 2: live in bigger bodies and in you know, normal size bodies.
Speaker 2: With the word exercise, I like to use moving your body, moving,
Speaker 2: moving when you move, it's good when you sleep also good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a true.
Speaker 2: And you know what, lately, I've been eating like you
Speaker 2: know someone who spooks lively in a way, and I
Speaker 2: have to stop that because that doesn't feel good either.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of drive through moments, has there, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of which particular I've just been so busy. Look at
Speaker 2: the moment, it's it's two okay, McDonald's our favorite restaurant.
Speaker 3: Best restaurant in the world I have.
Speaker 2: I've made the leap to KFC. And last night at
Speaker 2: eight thirty, my dinner, well eight o'clock, my dinner was
Speaker 2: a little burger, a little crispy burger from KFC, Colonel,
Speaker 2: and I've never had one before.
Speaker 3: And it was so Now I really want CAFC and
Speaker 3: I just can't.
Speaker 2: Know you cannot anyway, that's the next thing. Nutrition. I've
Speaker 2: got my sleep done and got a moving and.
Speaker 3: Then and you've got your fashion sorted in twenty twenty
Speaker 3: five servings every day.
Speaker 2: I just want to I know that we need to
Speaker 2: move on. But I'm wearing today a pair of pants.
Speaker 2: They look like of pants. They're from Lulu Lemon. They
Speaker 2: are basically active where there's no buttons either.
Speaker 3: You pull them on like leggings, and there's even pleats
Speaker 3: at the front. They look like you look like you're
Speaker 3: a corporate.
Speaker 2: Look like a real pair of pants.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 2: Well, genieus going.
Speaker 3: On Chrissy Swan after three Christy's Quizzy if you would
Speaker 3: like a limited edition bum bag, but next out to
Speaker 3: do lists the.
Speaker 1: Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm having a little cop there. Hey, did you
Speaker 2: hear post Malone? That was post Malone? Did you hear
Speaker 2: post Malone singing Nirvana on the Saturday Night Live Celebration yesterday?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 3: I went to try and watch that last night on
Speaker 3: Binge Swany, but it hadn't been uploaded yet.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's tonight.
Speaker 3: I think it's a tonight job. The white loaders had
Speaker 3: been though, so all was okay, let's try.
Speaker 2: And find that audio for the next clickie.
Speaker 3: Thank you for Tom Scudder.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christy Swatch Show or over? It's
Speaker 2: Tuesday's to do this Tuesday? Look, I'm going to be
Speaker 2: quick here. Okay, I've got three. I got three to do?
Speaker 2: Shoot urgent, pick up Bunnings, click and collect fence paint?
Speaker 3: Oh what color are we going?
Speaker 2: Black? Wole permure black? Well, it's actually called monument looks black?
Speaker 3: Have you not already got all your fence already? Is black?
Speaker 2: I'm renovating a little place.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, of course.
Speaker 2: Someone charged was going to charge me twelve hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars to paint the fence, and I said, I reckon,
Speaker 2: I can get myself a pot of wolpermule for forty
Speaker 2: five dollars and I have a spray gun and I'm
Speaker 2: going to do it myself. Wow, what could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 3: Everything?
Speaker 2: Everything?
Speaker 3: Would you get the kids to come and help or not? Yes?
Speaker 2: I thought I would.
Speaker 3: I think that's a fun task.
Speaker 2: I think that's fun. Next, find mirror. So this is
Speaker 2: classic swany. I found when I was cleaning out my bathroom.
Speaker 2: I found a little handheld mirror that lights up when
Speaker 2: you open it. I thought that would be good for work,
Speaker 2: because remember the other day I put my makeup on
Speaker 2: completely without any assistance and I ended up looking like
Speaker 2: Marcel Marceaux. Anyway, it has these very specific batteries. Taken
Speaker 2: me two weeks to track them down. They've arrived. They
Speaker 2: arrived yesterday. I was like, great, I'm going to put
Speaker 2: them straight into said mirror. Cannot find the mirror now
Speaker 2: I know it's gone from having the mirror and no
Speaker 2: batteries to having the batteries and no mirror. So I
Speaker 2: need to match them up. Got it, and then bring
Speaker 2: them in. Next call the vet. These are the gingy
Speaker 2: so it is time.
Speaker 3: Fortune to put a rabbit down.
Speaker 2: No, please don't refer to her as vermin, as my
Speaker 2: good friend Jane Hall does, because I love those bunnies.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, Chicago and Gingy are sisters and I
Speaker 2: love them both. Chicago has already been de sexed.
Speaker 3: Are you wasting money on desex in rabbits?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is awful, Like what a waste of cash?
Speaker 2: I know, But it'll change her character. It'll make her
Speaker 2: less of a bitch.
Speaker 3: Why would we like a sassy ma?
Speaker 2: Nah? No, no, No, she's missing out on a good
Speaker 2: life because she's angry. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like we always go for Chicago, who's calm and cute,
Speaker 2: and Ging's mad all the time.
Speaker 3: How much is this costing? May I?
Speaker 2: It's going to be about four hundred dollars. It's not cheap.
Speaker 2: She's booked in for Thursday. I can't get her there,
Speaker 2: and I've got to call the vet and say, is
Speaker 2: it like going to hospital? Do I need to physically
Speaker 2: drop her? Or can I get my friend or sister
Speaker 2: to drop her for her procedure if I pick her up?
Speaker 2: So I've got to sort this out.
Speaker 3: It's a rabbit. Ask your local Ask the post you
Speaker 3: to drop her off on his run. Who cares?
Speaker 2: You know what bets are like animals? Animals are fur babies,
Speaker 2: you know, don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's a that's a pretty actually fun One
Speaker 3: of your more fun to do lists is It's not bad,
Speaker 3: is it? Okay? My first I've just got two items
Speaker 3: on mine today. The first is wash car and take
Speaker 3: photos because I'm going to sell my car.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just sold my car. I can tell you
Speaker 2: how to do it.
Speaker 3: You're so in sync with this stuff. It's scary. Okay, great,
Speaker 3: I'm good at it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Great, I'll speak to you about that.
Speaker 2: Very very nervous. But I just put it on Carteles.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I was gonna handle it, tod. It feels
Speaker 3: like a dad job. But if you think you can
Speaker 3: do it, I should be able to do it.
Speaker 2: Listen if I can do it.
Speaker 3: And then the third, the second item is find suit.
Speaker 3: I like the glamour on the Greed. You know how
Speaker 3: the Grand Prix host that event before the Grand.
Speaker 2: Prix start on the Greed Goddess many suits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've got I need to wear something new.
Speaker 2: You do, I don't know if you do.
Speaker 3: I do. And also a lot of my suits don't
Speaker 3: fit me anymore, so I need to go through and
Speaker 3: troll Instagram.
Speaker 2: Are you so?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you so thin? Now?
Speaker 3: No, it's not that. I think it's probably the opposite.
Speaker 3: What's that toy?
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it's just the muscle.
Speaker 3: Maybe someone's calling me? Who it's answer it?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 5: Up?
Speaker 3: Oh that was antichromatic The Crissiest One show.
Speaker 2: Do you get hungry? Is that a thing for you?
Speaker 2: Because I think that you're born with that gene.
Speaker 3: I don't think I do.
Speaker 2: When I'm talking about hungry, of course, I'm talking if
Speaker 2: you haven't eaten? How does that affect your mood? It
Speaker 2: affects everybody's mood in different ways. But some people get furious.
Speaker 3: I don't get furious. I feel like you get hungry.
Speaker 2: I don't get hungry. I know, I get floppy. I
Speaker 2: get flangry.
Speaker 3: I love the word floppy so much.
Speaker 2: I get flungry.
Speaker 3: I get floppy.
Speaker 2: I get floppy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just get a bit more downcast as the
Speaker 3: Daily Mail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like confused. Yeah, I get like you know,
Speaker 2: but I don't get angry.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: And I'm talking about this because a Sydney train driver
Speaker 2: has called time on her hunger. She's been stuck in
Speaker 2: the cabin of the train for way too long. She's
Speaker 2: realized she has an eaten in six hours, and she
Speaker 2: makes a very special announcement.
Speaker 6: I've been on this train for nearly six and a
Speaker 6: half hours. I'm I'm entitled to some food. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: waiting for someone to come and take the train off
Speaker 6: me so they can take you to the riff mate,
Speaker 6: because I need some food. I'm sorry if that's an issue,
Speaker 6: but if I pass out on the train or the
Speaker 6: train's moving, apparently that doesn't look good on paper either,
Speaker 6: And open the doors so once again, this train will
Speaker 6: be moving once I get a new gun to take
Speaker 6: care of me.
Speaker 2: I love that announcement, so human and also caught onor
Speaker 2: for saying I can't do this anymore. I'm starving.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I disagree. Get a grip. You're at the
Speaker 3: front of the train, sit sit there and eat something
Speaker 3: while you're driving the train.
Speaker 2: But she doesn't have anything on it, which is another mistake.
Speaker 2: Well that's her fault.
Speaker 3: Some food.
Speaker 2: I need some food.
Speaker 3: I don't need some food.
Speaker 2: Twenty four ten. Are you the sort of person that
Speaker 2: gets angry or do you live with one. It can
Speaker 2: be scary, and it's not a common thing. Not everybody
Speaker 2: gets few when they're hungry.
Speaker 3: And there are particular jobs, Swanny, I guess you would
Speaker 3: argue for this story a train driver, there are jobs
Speaker 3: where you can't just pop out to the craven cart
Speaker 3: and grab the packet of chips or a banana. You
Speaker 3: have to wait until you're like out of the cockpilot
Speaker 3: of the cockpit, or you're right coming down from cleaning windows.
Speaker 2: What about teachers, what are they going to do? What
Speaker 2: are they going to do when they've got all those
Speaker 2: kids and they realize they've skipped lunch?
Speaker 3: True, although teachers get recess and lunch.
Speaker 2: Come on, give us a call. We're going to give
Speaker 2: you a Baker's Light voucher and you'll never be angry
Speaker 2: again ever.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's spare a thought for this very hangry Hey to
Speaker 2: very hangry train driver, this train for nearly six.
Speaker 6: And a half hours, I'm entitled to some food. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm waiting for someone to come and take the train
Speaker 6: off me so they can take you to the riff mate,
Speaker 6: because I need some food. I'm sorry if that's an issue,
Speaker 6: but if I pass out on the train or the
Speaker 6: train's moving currently, that doesn't look good on paper either.
Speaker 6: And so once again, to.
Speaker 2: Take good of me, I wonder if you're not allowed
Speaker 2: to eat in that cabin that could be a rule maybe,
Speaker 2: like that's a rule here at Nova which absolutely not
Speaker 2: one person And here is what's the rule? You're not
Speaker 2: allowed to eat or drink in the studios?
Speaker 3: No, I feel like that was just the Sam Payne days.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's now.
Speaker 2: No, No, that is in fact, let's ask John McCool
Speaker 2: and Marina. I believe that that is a rule that nobody,
Speaker 2: nobody listens to.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. We need water, what if we run out
Speaker 3: of breath or start coffee?
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's why they turn a blind eye.
Speaker 3: Obviously, no boozz I get.
Speaker 2: That, clearly not. But she's obviously angry. She's keeping a
Speaker 2: lid on it. But you can tell that she's the
Speaker 2: sort of person, you know, much like people who like
Speaker 2: eat asparagus and then there we smells like asparagus. Yes,
Speaker 2: that doesn't happen to everyone, you know, wow, one in
Speaker 2: three people definitely happens. It definitely happens to me too.
Speaker 2: Does it happen to Utah? Oh, he's not there, he's
Speaker 2: off doing an asparagus week. But I think hangriness only
Speaker 2: happens to some people with it.
Speaker 3: Only some people say this.
Speaker 2: Care added, are you with the sort of person that
Speaker 2: gets hangry?
Speaker 4: I am. I can't function, I can't talk, I can't
Speaker 4: focus without food. So I had a meeting with my
Speaker 4: boss that was very important, but it got pushed into lunchtime.
Speaker 4: I was very angry and I couldn't focus. I had
Speaker 4: to tell her that I need to go eat and
Speaker 4: come back and then we can we can revisit me.
Speaker 2: And did she accept that?
Speaker 7: She said, go have some lunch. She knows, she knows me.
Speaker 4: They all know.
Speaker 2: That is so great. Do you have like a like
Speaker 2: a life saving kit of snacks that you have on
Speaker 2: you at all times to avoid hanger?
Speaker 4: No, I'm very terrible. I'm a very busy mum, So
Speaker 4: I just yeah, I'm very unpre But when I get hungry,
Speaker 4: I need to eat.
Speaker 2: We'll let me tell you. We are going to give
Speaker 2: you a Baker's still Art voucher and that stuff freezes
Speaker 2: a treat.
Speaker 3: Heaven, speaking of like a little snack draw. I've got
Speaker 3: to say I when I do get the reason I
Speaker 3: don't get hungry is because our beautiful receptionist, VICKI always
Speaker 3: has me stocked with crinkle cut Smith's playing chips. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, how so maybe I would get hungry if
Speaker 3: I didn't have those. Oh, Tom's brought in our tech
Speaker 3: mitge Oh, yes, to confirm whether we can eat or
Speaker 3: drink in the studio.
Speaker 2: Technically that's a rule, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Technically that is a rule, and you're not meant to
Speaker 3: eat and drink in the studios. Look, but I've got Mitchie.
Speaker 2: It's good as a cost and a bottle of water,
Speaker 2: and I just had a big salad in here, so
Speaker 2: jam it. Alright, let's move on to Emily.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 8: Emily, Hi, guys, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Okay? You sound really really pleasant, but obviously you are
Speaker 2: well fared at the moment.
Speaker 8: Yes, I did feed myself this time round. Otherwise I
Speaker 8: get really enough.
Speaker 2: Tell me what happens well.
Speaker 8: As a busy mum. Before we go to places where
Speaker 8: we leave the kids away, I was make sure that
Speaker 8: they're pressed, they're ready, they're taking care of so whoever's
Speaker 8: babysitting them don't need distress, but I forget to eat. Yeah,
Speaker 8: so my other half will be like, hey, keep pulling
Speaker 8: to the bottle though, I'm going to get like some booze.
Speaker 8: And I'm like, but I'm hungry, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 8: it'll be five minutes and you'll be in there wondering.
Speaker 8: I just ditched them, left him and went to the
Speaker 8: drive through Dollalds and grabbed some food. And he's calling
Speaker 8: me going where I am? Like, drive through? When my burger?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Correct, I told you I was hungry.
Speaker 3: Hey, Emily, what's you go to burger in the drive through?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 8: It would be like a big Mac with a quarter
Speaker 8: pound of onions and extra pickles.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And do you specify that so that
Speaker 2: it comes out hot?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 10: Yeah, that is correct.
Speaker 2: I tried that the other night. Still cold.
Speaker 3: I mean put in a complaint. I would Baker's Delight
Speaker 3: voucher for you, and let's finish with rain.
Speaker 2: And sade me angry, angry. Hooray.
Speaker 3: Mate.
Speaker 2: Now tell us what happens to you were wolf style
Speaker 2: when you haven't eaten properly.
Speaker 3: Oh, when I haven't eaten, I just dropped my toolbo
Speaker 3: I'll walk off site.
Speaker 11: And go again.
Speaker 3: Feed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, And what is the one thing that
Speaker 2: you that you will eat that will correct your bad mood? Oh?
Speaker 4: Big fat.
Speaker 12: God.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: What a great flashback is it? Where's Lynn? Where's Lynn?
Speaker 2: These days?
Speaker 3: Couldn't kill us?
Speaker 2: If I'm honest, Really, I love that song. Really, we
Speaker 2: never disagree. How thrilling. How you're listening to the Critic
Speaker 2: Swan Show on nov Let's go clicking.
Speaker 3: Chrissies click, Sad.
Speaker 2: I did mention at the beginning of the show that
Speaker 2: one of the highlights that I heard yesterday was of
Speaker 2: the SNL Saturday Night Live Celebration celebration was post Malone
Speaker 2: singing Nirvana. Here it is.
Speaker 3: Wait that's post were lost?
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, Sad, it's so good.
Speaker 3: That's incredible. See why don't we play that instead of
Speaker 3: Lens Steel My Sunshine?
Speaker 2: Oh you are? You are so shady? I would love
Speaker 2: to see post Malone as the new lead singer of
Speaker 2: Nirvana in the same way that like John Stevens became
Speaker 2: the lead singer for in Excess when Michael Hutchins passed away.
Speaker 3: I mean, where do things have happened?
Speaker 2: That would be so amazing. Let's move on to I'm
Speaker 2: a celebrity, Get me out of here. It's finished. We
Speaker 2: have a winner. It is Sam Thirday. But viewers were
Speaker 2: very suspicious and concerned when his big winning moment was
Speaker 2: on the box, but all around him there was confetti
Speaker 2: all ready. Then the plot thickened even further, yes, with
Speaker 2: both Julia Morris and Samthaida and the other finalists arriving
Speaker 2: back in Sydney before the finale went to air. So
Speaker 2: what they've done is what they do on Master Chef.
Speaker 3: Actually and Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 2: Everyone does this. I mean it is a TV secret.
Speaker 2: They film the winning moment for everyone and you have
Speaker 2: to act. And like I remember filming. I was there
Speaker 2: for the filming of the Celebrity Master Chef, you know,
Speaker 2: and there was like three finalists I can't remember who,
Speaker 2: but you have to pretend, and I get all funny
Speaker 2: when I'm pretending.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, wow, over.
Speaker 2: The top and you can see that there's exactly what's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just watched it back and knowing that it's
Speaker 3: being done three times is quite awkward to view.
Speaker 2: And then how and then Samthaiday's kids come in and oh,
Speaker 2: it's just so bizarre.
Speaker 3: I'm a celebrity, me out of here. That finale usually
Speaker 3: is live, though the.
Speaker 2: Whole thing is usually live. But I think there's been
Speaker 2: some cust cutting, cost cutting measures. You know who isn't.
Speaker 3: We should just be glad that Channel ten still on it.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, speaking speaking of cost cutting, am I allowed
Speaker 2: to break the news that the Reserve Bank has finally
Speaker 2: dropped the cash rate four years? Four years it's been going.
Speaker 3: Up or staying up.
Speaker 5: Exciting not for you, for you, but it is exciting
Speaker 5: for anyone that's got a mortgage that has just gone
Speaker 5: absolutely out of control.
Speaker 3: I was acting like Julia and Robert there it's down.
Speaker 3: Michelle Stevenson at three o'clock will have all of that
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for you know mind.
Speaker 3: She'll just deliver it in a more serious version and
Speaker 3: voice than we just did.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Sirscha Ronan. What about her from Oh gosh,
Speaker 2: she was in that Budapest hotel? Okay, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: She's reading so much stuff. She's the one that was
Speaker 2: on that night show and made the uh, you know,
Speaker 2: the you.
Speaker 3: And maybe buzzing with what you know show, thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was being interviewed and they were going, ha,
Speaker 2: who's scared at night walking alone? She's like, well, every
Speaker 2: woman has to feel that way because that's the way
Speaker 2: it is. And then everyone was very very quiet. That's
Speaker 2: probably where you remember that from most recently. But guess
Speaker 2: what she's a fan of.
Speaker 3: What's funny?
Speaker 2: Married at First Sight Australia. Married at First Sight Australia.
Speaker 9: They are so hectic, like they take it somewhere else.
Speaker 9: Do you watch it like and see if they stay together?
Speaker 9: None of them do, except for one couple that were
Speaker 9: actually matched with different people and then they started secretly
Speaker 9: texting behind their partners backs. It's very Australian, very hectic.
Speaker 9: If I met someone from Married at First Sight.
Speaker 2: I would die. It's funny.
Speaker 3: Wow. If we ever got to interview her, we should
Speaker 3: bring in Martha.
Speaker 2: Absolutely have the meat and cyrel austrailer is glittering with
Speaker 2: international stars. Billie Eilish is kicking off her tour in
Speaker 2: the Great City of Brisbane this weekend and people have
Speaker 2: been camping out. Today's Tuesday, No Tonight'swanie, She's tonight.
Speaker 3: They've been camping out since Saturday.
Speaker 2: Camping out since Saturday in order to get the best
Speaker 2: pusey for tonight's show at the Brizzy Entertainment Center. That
Speaker 2: is dedication.
Speaker 3: You know how much I love Billy Eilish. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: there is just no way.
Speaker 2: But what if you were a teenager and she meant
Speaker 2: everything to you, and if you've got a general admission
Speaker 2: ticket and it's just like I get it, I get it.
Speaker 3: I would have been too scared as a teenager to
Speaker 3: go ja. I would want to be seated no matter
Speaker 3: who how much I loved them, Like for Alicia Beth
Speaker 3: Moore always seated pink.
Speaker 2: Really, you didn't stay in that seat for very long.
Speaker 3: You had all the moves absolutely. Hey, coming up before
Speaker 3: four o'clock, we need to talk about the White Lotus. Yes,
Speaker 3: it returned to our screens last night. People have thoughts.
Speaker 3: There's been a lot of commentary online today. We're also
Speaker 3: going to talk about Doci.
Speaker 2: Yes, one of the great songs of the year.
Speaker 3: Naughty Denial is a river, and we're going to ask
Speaker 3: you to call us and we're going to tell you
Speaker 3: whether you should leave your partner on that rectly why
Speaker 3: Sushion christy' quezy is next note the.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: The bum Bag, cunt Chrissies Quizzy, I've got deja vous?
Speaker 2: Have I told you about the latest edition to the
Speaker 2: bum Bag? You know, I go nowhere without my bum bag?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: What is nowhere? It's this. I feel like it's going
Speaker 2: to change my life. If I've shown you a flick knife?
Speaker 2: What is that tropical bait? No, it is a little notepad, okay,
Speaker 2: and it's empty at the moment.
Speaker 3: Are you going to become a waitress?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, it's small, like a long black with a dash
Speaker 3: of honey.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to have honey?
Speaker 3: I am, Maddie says.
Speaker 2: So it's it's small, so it fits in my bum bag.
Speaker 2: And it means that like when I'm out and about
Speaker 2: and I don't want to open my phone and get
Speaker 2: a note, I can go don't forget kale for bunnies.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is like full midlife crisis territory.
Speaker 2: And then I put that back in there, and I
Speaker 2: put the pen in. Is it a genius, Jackie, It's amazing.
Speaker 2: What would you put in yours.
Speaker 8: In my bum bag?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Lit glass phone, the notepad obviously.
Speaker 2: Obviously spire Ax from Office Works.
Speaker 3: By the way, Georgia, what would you put in your
Speaker 3: bum bag if you win it today?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 7: Let me think maybe I'll put like a little a
Speaker 7: little camera camera because I actually see Chrissy around the
Speaker 7: hood quote often be able to get a candid photo
Speaker 7: in the same suburbs.
Speaker 3: You can sell it aparazzi, Georgia. Let's go.
Speaker 2: I'm Georgia. May the best woman win?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 3: I heard Georgia, because I want to see this photo.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Georgia. If we ever run into each other,
Speaker 2: you don't even need to sneak your camera out. I'll
Speaker 2: be like, let's have a selfie. All right, Let's let
Speaker 2: me find these questions because I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzers? Girls? Best of five three
Speaker 2: answers correct, you get the bum bag? Qush number one.
Speaker 2: Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick is currently starring in the third
Speaker 2: season of which hit TV show dropped last night.
Speaker 7: Jacks the White Loater?
Speaker 2: Yes, have you added that to your list of stuff
Speaker 2: to see that just grows and never goes away?
Speaker 7: My list is unbelievably no.
Speaker 2: Sad, isn't it. You'll never see any of it exactly?
Speaker 2: Question of It two, which Tennis Grand Slam is played
Speaker 2: on a clay surface.
Speaker 7: Georgia Yes, Georgia, Um, oh my gosh, oh the English one.
Speaker 2: No, no, this is the French Open, of course.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 2: Doctor Dre or just Dray as I refer to him as,
Speaker 2: is celebrating his sixtieth birthday today. Can you name this song?
Speaker 2: It's I mean, you'd be forgiven for thinking that it
Speaker 2: was Snoop do, but it is. You know what one
Speaker 2: of those ones. I wouldn't even know what it was called.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, ladies, any idea?
Speaker 2: I mean, everybody knows that it is the next episode.
Speaker 3: Question number four. Currently only Jackie is on the scoreboard.
Speaker 2: What grain is the Japanese drink sucker made for Georgia Yes, Georgia, right, yes.
Speaker 3: No boos Georgie gws say you know you are around that?
Speaker 3: Question number five at one point each which of.
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian's exes is in the process of having his
Speaker 2: tattoos removed? Georgia, Yes, Georgia. Pete Davidson, it is Pete Davidson.
Speaker 2: I feel in my waters. I know tomorrow is mystic Chrissy.
Speaker 2: I feel like they're going to get back together.
Speaker 3: Okay, So at the SNL fiftieth Anniversary special, Yeah, they
Speaker 3: were standing side of stage, Babe, I'm telling a story.
Speaker 3: They were standing side of stage together and apparently they
Speaker 3: had a nice conversation then moved on with their lives.
Speaker 2: Georgia, what do you think the answer was there?
Speaker 7: I was actually just pre empting that and I was
Speaker 7: going to go Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, but like,
Speaker 7: that's got nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: Georgia.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with you and how many s have you
Speaker 3: had them?
Speaker 7: I did have a couple, my girl.
Speaker 3: Alrighty question at number six two points to Georgia. One
Speaker 3: to Jackie.
Speaker 2: Who is the leader of the opposition party in Australia. Georgia, Yes, Georgia.
Speaker 7: Oh Peter du it is Peter Dunton.
Speaker 2: Yes, Georgia. I'm gonna have to supersize your bumbag that
Speaker 2: we're standing so that you can fit your bottle of
Speaker 2: savage pea in it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Well done, and go on you Jackie. We're going to
Speaker 2: give Jackie a prize to Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm going to throw in a Baker's Delight voucher for
Speaker 3: both of you.
Speaker 2: The Christiest One Show and Jack and I have discovered
Speaker 2: an unbelievable ability.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That is, we know one hundred percent for sure when
Speaker 2: someone should leave their partner who that should stay. Having
Speaker 2: said that, generally we say leave, but we'll see, we'll
Speaker 2: see how it goes.
Speaker 3: But if I, if I've heard like enough evidence and
Speaker 3: information on the relationships, sometimes I will say stay. But
Speaker 3: often when people are asking you for the advice whany,
Speaker 3: they already know that No.
Speaker 2: In fact, thirteen twenty fourteen, if you're in two minds
Speaker 2: about whether to stay or whether to go, give us
Speaker 2: a buzz.
Speaker 3: We'll tell you damn, I should have got? Should I stay? I?
Speaker 3: Should I go?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's time.
Speaker 3: Yes, God is listening.
Speaker 2: God is listening. Work your magic, DJs, better our king.
Speaker 2: This is how we spend our time before the show.
Speaker 2: He's trall Reddit. Yeah, the best terrible relationship. So we
Speaker 2: want to give advice on Yep, how's this one? Am
Speaker 2: I crazy for thinking that I should leave my boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Because he said he would break up with me if
Speaker 2: I give another person CPR to save their life's mouth
Speaker 2: to mouth He said it's just a boundary of his
Speaker 2: and it would be fine for him to give CPR
Speaker 2: because he plans to be a doctor. That's fair, but
Speaker 2: she can't.
Speaker 3: This is so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: She's been with her boyfriend for nearly two years, they
Speaker 2: lived together, everything's going great. But the deal breaker would
Speaker 2: be that if she was out, I don't know, doing
Speaker 2: the shopping and someone required CPR, she would have to
Speaker 2: not administer it in order to save her a relationship,
Speaker 2: because that is just a deal breaker.
Speaker 3: He said that if I wanted to be with him,
Speaker 3: I can't give anyone CPIA. I should just let them die.
Speaker 3: I need what a sentence.
Speaker 2: I cannot think of a reason why I would continue
Speaker 2: on in this relationship that is clearly insane.
Speaker 3: That is insane, insane. There's not one reason why. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and also coming do you know what it's more alarming
Speaker 3: to me Swani. This dude is going to become a doctor.
Speaker 3: I would hope that he has a level of sort
Speaker 3: of empathy and sympathy and care for other hu human
Speaker 3: beings agree he clearly doesn't. If the board of whoever
Speaker 3: is reading this, this man should not be allowed to
Speaker 3: become a doctor.
Speaker 2: He said to her, your mine, and you can't give
Speaker 2: CPR to anyone. Many many problems in that sentence, by
Speaker 2: the way, and then he says to her, I don't
Speaker 2: know why you think this is weird. This is utterly normal.
Speaker 3: No, that's called he's gaslighting.
Speaker 2: Now yes, later. So if she said to us, Hey,
Speaker 2: what do you think should I leave him? We would
Speaker 2: say leave. Yes, we would say leave.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. If you are currently in
Speaker 3: a predicament with your partner and you're wondering whether you
Speaker 3: should stay or you should go, give us a call.
Speaker 3: We want to hear the situation and offer our advice
Speaker 3: for doing so. I'm going to give you a double
Speaker 3: pass to Bridget Jones Mad About the Boy only in
Speaker 3: cinemas now.
Speaker 2: The Crissiest One Show. We have an unbelievable gift.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: We know just from a little summary of how you
Speaker 2: relationship isn't where you hate feeling about it. We just
Speaker 2: know whether or not to stay or go should.
Speaker 3: Well like relationship experts, even though neither of us are.
Speaker 2: Currently in one and we are no good at them.
Speaker 3: Four ten. We want to hear your current situation and
Speaker 3: we will advise you on whether you should stay in
Speaker 3: that relationship or you should leave.
Speaker 2: And you've got to understand we have about as much
Speaker 2: knowledge as the experts on married at first sight. Let's
Speaker 2: put it that way. Hello, Anonymous, how's it going?
Speaker 12: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hell? Are you sounds like you? You said that you
Speaker 2: don't need our help. You've currently made the decision.
Speaker 12: I don't know. My heart is telling me one tell
Speaker 12: me another.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what does your gut tell you? Because it's
Speaker 2: rarely wrong.
Speaker 12: Please, but it's hard. I've got a child together.
Speaker 2: Yes, that does complicate things. Our one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Give us a quick summary of what's happening on like
Speaker 3: thirty seconds.
Speaker 12: She keeps prioritizing his friends. Thursday, Thursday Fighter, we had
Speaker 12: a childless night, Wednesday night and Saturday night he went
Speaker 12: out with his friends and we've done nothing. And the
Speaker 12: Friday was Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is very hurtful. Have you said? I mean, look,
Speaker 2: have you used your wordhole to say that has hurt
Speaker 2: my feelings?
Speaker 12: Who knows? Yeah, but no, not even crying.
Speaker 2: No, sometimes explaining sometimes they don't know.
Speaker 3: If she was crying, Swanny, he's able to pick up.
Speaker 2: Have you said it though, said the world.
Speaker 12: That it really hurt me what you've done. But I'm like,
Speaker 12: we need to take responsibility for your actions and did
Speaker 12: he I finally kicked him out because I'm up. I
Speaker 12: need a break.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I feel like.
Speaker 2: I can't even wait in on that one.
Speaker 3: Because okay, and you should go, and no, on, you
Speaker 3: should go. I been waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jack, you are going to be so brutal.
Speaker 3: He's gay and we are going to send you a
Speaker 3: double pass to Bridget Jones man about the boy only
Speaker 3: in cinemas now. And I feel like I can hear
Speaker 3: your kid in the background, So I'm going to send
Speaker 3: you a Baker's Delight voucher two D get some after
Speaker 3: school snacks.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you, Yes you must. All right, let's move
Speaker 2: on to a non as well another and on what
Speaker 2: have we got here? Hi after Anon, Chrissy, Hi darling,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 10: Well, we've been together four years. We got together just
Speaker 10: before COVID, so was sort of my five kilometer radius.
Speaker 10: M yeah, and then we had a baby two years
Speaker 10: ago and since then we're let's set for it. There's
Speaker 10: no MP there's no kisses, there's no cuddles, there's no date.
Speaker 10: It just feels like we're hails.
Speaker 2: Oh see, that's some people love that that's sort of
Speaker 2: comfort and friendship, and I.
Speaker 8: Just yeah, I just feel lonely.
Speaker 2: Oh this is not good.
Speaker 3: And ell, if you want an actual you want an
Speaker 3: actual relationship with someone, don't you or not? And you
Speaker 3: don't want just a house mate.
Speaker 10: No, And I was clear from the start that I
Speaker 10: didn't just want you know, Sertens with benefits or anything
Speaker 10: like that. And he was the same. And now all
Speaker 10: of a sudden we've had a baby and it's all changed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but babies do change things. Do you like him?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: I love him to pieces? So you know, to walk
Speaker 10: away is going to be like yeah hard.
Speaker 3: Does he know you're thinking about potentially walking away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He does, And what's his thoughts and feelings? Like what's
Speaker 3: your vibe from him?
Speaker 10: He sort of pushes it back on me, like to say, oh, well,
Speaker 10: you know i'd be like this if you walked away,
Speaker 10: and makes me feel like I'm in the room.
Speaker 2: I'm going to suggest because the fact that you just
Speaker 2: said I really like him, I really love him, I
Speaker 2: think that you should go and see a relationship counselor.
Speaker 10: Yeah, That's what I've suggested to him. And he's like,
Speaker 10: I just don't have the time.
Speaker 8: You know works pro.
Speaker 3: Wells and I'm sure it. You should go. Absolutely. If
Speaker 3: he doesn't want to take the time to work it
Speaker 3: out with you, you deserve better, my girl.
Speaker 2: But I understand being time poor as well.
Speaker 3: Now I've what a bs excuse Swanny, absolutely not a
Speaker 3: none too. I'm sending you a double pass to Bridget
Speaker 3: Jones maud about the boy only in cinemas. Now, there
Speaker 3: is someone better for you out there.
Speaker 1: You are brutal the Chrissy Swan show. Let's do this,
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 2: You introduce me to a song that I love by
Speaker 2: Docia last week. So I love that I have friends
Speaker 2: from all decades and all what are they called, like generations? Yes,
Speaker 2: because then I know everything about everything. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean? Like I used to Yeah, so DOCI never
Speaker 2: heard of her, and then you were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're going to love it, and I do. She's got a.
Speaker 3: Song called Denial is a River.
Speaker 2: Denial is a River and catchy as hell.
Speaker 3: It's about essentially finding out that the guy she was
Speaker 3: seeing was gay, yeah, and sort of cheating on her
Speaker 3: with another dude.
Speaker 2: And there are some very rude lyrics in it, which
Speaker 2: I like I like it a lot, And I didn't
Speaker 2: know that there was a radio edit because we're not
Speaker 2: playing it here, but they are playing it overseas. But
Speaker 2: you know how they clean things up like even messy,
Speaker 2: yes that we love. That's got a lot of.
Speaker 3: 's in it. It does.
Speaker 2: And then there's a thing called a radio edit where
Speaker 2: they go back into the studio and make it nice okay.
Speaker 3: Which Lola Young did a great job.
Speaker 2: She did, but it's never as good as so. There
Speaker 2: is a line in this Doughci song and you know
Speaker 2: a lot of kids would have heard the rude version.
Speaker 2: Have a listen to how it sounds when it's cleaned up.
Speaker 13: Lake Blake by keeping money young like strippers, I like
Speaker 13: to I like they drinking and deep parties in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I like doing Hollywood horley Wood and what can I say?
Speaker 2: That works?
Speaker 13: It feels good and myself worth in an all time
Speaker 13: well and just when it couldn't be, my.
Speaker 2: Egg crashed my place and destroyed.
Speaker 3: On enjoy it? Oh yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's such a great song.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you hear that and enjoy that, wait
Speaker 3: till you hear the real explicity.
Speaker 2: Wait, oh my god, it's like, you know, a shopping
Speaker 2: list of what you like to do on the weekend. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she sat down for an interview with Capital FM in
Speaker 2: the UK and she was played that for the first time.
Speaker 2: She never even heard it.
Speaker 11: This is actually the first time that I'm hearing the
Speaker 11: radio edit. I haven't heard it, so that's actually crazy.
Speaker 11: I need to go back in the studio and work
Speaker 11: on a proper clean version.
Speaker 3: But how do you It's so interesting that that she
Speaker 3: hadn't already done that. For example, Wala Young obviously when
Speaker 3: she recorded MESSI smashed out a clean version there and
Speaker 3: then as well, hoping that it would get radio played.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just think Doti thought, this is never going to
Speaker 3: get played on radio. I'm never going to become so mainstream.
Speaker 3: I don't need to do it. But it's like, no,
Speaker 3: baby do oh that song is a hit.
Speaker 2: But how do you clean up content.
Speaker 3: Of that particularly, she's going to have to search.
Speaker 2: I like to cook. I like baking, I like crocheting,
Speaker 2: going to bowls, I like sleeping. I'm watching Netflix, very
Speaker 2: very interesting. Look up that song if you can now.
Speaker 2: Last night, I just feel like, you know, for a
Speaker 2: long time, nothing is released on the streamers and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, everything is released and I want
Speaker 2: to watch it all, and I'm feeling anxiety because I
Speaker 2: still haven't got through Apple Cider Vinegar and there is
Speaker 2: a new player playing for my affections. The White Lotus
Speaker 2: was dropped last night. I have watched the first two
Speaker 2: and I love them.
Speaker 3: Season one and season two. You have.
Speaker 2: Already seen the first.
Speaker 3: Season three F one. I love it, Swani, I love
Speaker 3: all the characters. The first two or three apps of
Speaker 3: each White Lotus season is sort of setting up the story,
Speaker 3: so not heats happens, but you just get to learn
Speaker 3: and fall in love with the characters. And I did
Speaker 3: exactly that last time.
Speaker 2: How it's interesting you say fall in love, because if
Speaker 2: I was to try and summarize it for somebody that'd
Speaker 2: never seen it, I would say, look, every White Lotus
Speaker 2: has something in common, and that is that they are
Speaker 2: detestable people and you can't.
Speaker 3: Help but care no wonder.
Speaker 2: I relate to them, I absolutely, But people are mad
Speaker 2: because there's no new there's not there is a new
Speaker 2: theme song that one that we just enjoyed, isn't there no?
Speaker 3: And everyone's angry about it. Let me play you the
Speaker 3: new theme song, keep in mind where in Thailand? Is it?
Speaker 2: Okay? The vibe is the same.
Speaker 3: I like it, love it, just it does start to
Speaker 3: warm up a bit. Let me give it a second.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: I think it's fantastic. Do you remember when the other
Speaker 2: two were released, it became like the best dance floor filler.
Speaker 3: People loved it.
Speaker 2: I wonder if they put a bit of a vichy
Speaker 2: beat behind that, if it would do the same.
Speaker 3: I think it would. I think people need to remember
Speaker 3: as well, Swannie, this is just EP one. Once we
Speaker 3: get to EP three, we will sort of associate this
Speaker 3: theme with the show and everyone will love it. People
Speaker 3: are so quick to just hate grabbed my favorite moment
Speaker 3: to play you from last night. There's this really hilarious
Speaker 3: English girl there with her boyfriend, and she's a bit ditzy.
Speaker 3: And you know when you fill up your glass of wine,
Speaker 3: before you get a full glass, they give you a
Speaker 3: little bit to taste. Yes, and this is what happened. Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to complain, but that's not very much.
Speaker 2: She wants you to taste it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I's so great.
Speaker 2: I have a full glass just to see if I'm
Speaker 2: really gonna like it.
Speaker 3: See this is the end of the theme.
Speaker 2: I think it's famulous.
Speaker 3: So good, Oh my god. Regulatin and Joel are up next.
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful Tuesday evening. We'll see you tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: Do you