Speaker 1: I've dragged him Bardi for he is our executive producers,
Speaker 1: our fearless leader leadership.
Speaker 2: He really does got.
Speaker 3: A silly little grin on his face. What if you did?
Speaker 1: He's a bit tired. He had a big night last night.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 1: Every weekend, this guy has a wedding. You got one
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 2: We do have another one this weekend.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 3: How old are you?
Speaker 2: I am thirty three?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right in the wedding. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How long you been married?
Speaker 2: Two years? Just gone two years?
Speaker 3: Do you think it'll last?
Speaker 2: Because I think no?
Speaker 1: Were you asking him?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Your wife is so beautiful.
Speaker 2: She's great. You can see that.
Speaker 3: You do you think she would be your average?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: You did the Donald Bradman and your friends. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: conceded it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like really beautiful. Nice last night. Yeah and patient.
Speaker 2: Well, we have two friends getting married this weekend. Do
Speaker 2: they have nicknames? They do?
Speaker 5: So it's Puss and meals. So this is the great
Speaker 5: Puss and Amelia. So pusses the guy pushes the guy
Speaker 5: what we call him Puss?
Speaker 1: Okay, what made you think it was? Anyway?
Speaker 2: So they're getting married, but they're from very different backgrounds.
Speaker 5: Yes, so Amelia is Chinese, so she's got Chinese heritage, yes,
Speaker 5: and Puss has Scottish heritage.
Speaker 3: Scottish.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So before the actual wedding, which they're doing quite conventionally,
Speaker 5: we had a last night, we had a Chinese tea party,
Speaker 5: but last supper, yes, like a ceremonial Chinese tea part
Speaker 5: like tea. He was in a kilt and had a
Speaker 5: sword on, and all these people in his family had
Speaker 5: swords on and kilts on, and whilst doing whilst doing
Speaker 5: all the Chinese stuff, which is then no, but there
Speaker 5: was a gigantic pig on the table. So the gigantic
Speaker 5: suckling pig that took up the entirety of the table.
Speaker 3: So which heritage is that from Chinese? The Chinese?
Speaker 5: But so they got the sword, and part of the
Speaker 5: Chinese ceremonial stuff is they've got to cut the head
Speaker 5: off the pig and the tail off the pig with
Speaker 5: their Scottish the sword to cut off the head of
Speaker 5: the pig and the tail of the pig.
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question what happens if you didn't
Speaker 4: marry someone who is Scottish, what would they do?
Speaker 2: Traditional nice?
Speaker 3: It's a real SWORDI carriage national sort sharp?
Speaker 1: Does it slice straight through the head like it takes
Speaker 1: a little bit because it passed down the Scottish generations
Speaker 1: like yes?
Speaker 3: And how many people were at this?
Speaker 2: Like over one hundred, I would say, at a house
Speaker 2: in Brighton. And then which is very Chinese? And then
Speaker 2: what was weird? It is because the Chinese part of
Speaker 2: it is you drink tea?
Speaker 3: How beautiful? Because the Chinese tea party sounds good?
Speaker 5: Yes, But because the Scottish thing they said, so you
Speaker 5: get these little shots of tea that you have to
Speaker 5: take with two hands. But they said you could have
Speaker 5: one of Scotch whiskey for the Scottish that was a
Speaker 5: real highbrids.
Speaker 2: Or you could have a Chinese tea bag. What did
Speaker 2: you have the Scotch of course? And it was what
Speaker 2: did you wear? Just a shirt?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah you didn't.
Speaker 4: Are you friends with who are you friends with? Whose
Speaker 4: bridal part of you in the bride of the groom?
Speaker 2: Both?
Speaker 1: Is that the sword on the screen there is that?
Speaker 2: No, it's a lot shorter than that.
Speaker 3: Can you just take us back to the slicing of
Speaker 3: the head.
Speaker 2: How big is it? Is it? Like an adult pi?
Speaker 3: Is it been cooked on spit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just sits on the table like it's like.
Speaker 3: And you have to cut its head off.
Speaker 2: And you take the tail off, and then they with
Speaker 2: a sword, who hips the tail. I don't know where
Speaker 2: the tail went. I didn't see the table takes the hairs.
Speaker 2: I don't know where the head went at the end
Speaker 2: of the night either. But hang on features, they're like
Speaker 2: kicked out of the sides.
Speaker 1: Welcome to my work.
Speaker 4: But then, well, you guys all talked about this morning
Speaker 4: and I missed it. You did this on air my reaction,
Speaker 4: So I've got many questions.
Speaker 2: Did you eat the pig? Oh? Absolutely? How how did
Speaker 2: you eat it? I had it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Did they slice it off with the sword? Yes, just
Speaker 2: like they just chunks off.
Speaker 3: Now in a house.
Speaker 1: It's the best Lauren, wait for it? Can you run
Speaker 1: Lauren through the advice ceremony?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I forgot about so after.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love, I love like how different cultures
Speaker 3: have these.
Speaker 2: Amazing wait for this. So before you this is this
Speaker 2: is quite the combo. Before you can eat the pig,
Speaker 2: the people are getting.
Speaker 5: The kneel down on these very small little Chinese pillows,
Speaker 5: and then everyone that's married that's at the ceremony has
Speaker 5: to go by, and you sit down in these chairs,
Speaker 5: have a sip of your tea or your scotch, and
Speaker 5: in part marriage wisdom to the incumb to the new.
Speaker 2: So there's a.
Speaker 3: Huge line come and learned what that meant.
Speaker 5: Yesterday we would couple forty.
Speaker 2: One, so shut up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you get like minutes people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so we were a couple forty one and
Speaker 5: so like you get like an order, so you're at.
Speaker 3: Two hours by the time it was your turn, yes.
Speaker 2: And so run like kind of mingles around them.
Speaker 5: That's just on the table that you can see just
Speaker 5: to the yet No, no, that's that's still intact.
Speaker 3: What did you say your three minutes?
Speaker 5: Well, I just said to him particularly, I was like,
Speaker 5: you know, make sure that you still go to the footy,
Speaker 5: still have your hobbies and your friends.
Speaker 2: And then I was to her.
Speaker 5: Like, just just be aware that, you know, forgive him
Speaker 5: when he MUCKs up, to be kind to him.
Speaker 2: And I was like, into, like, just hold on, just.
Speaker 3: Hold on, just hold on.
Speaker 5: Congratulations your advice of course, Yeah, she's great, she's great.
Speaker 3: But you're saying to him just hold on, what about
Speaker 3: just don't mark it up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You should have said. Your advice should have been,
Speaker 2: let's eat the pigs.
Speaker 3: It was to rewind this up. It was to work.
Speaker 2: What time did you think it's room temperature? Because it's
Speaker 2: been there for How was it hoisting as well? You
Speaker 2: had to get out?
Speaker 3: Did it start and finish?
Speaker 5: Started at five point thirty and then got a oh,
Speaker 5: actually know I started a bit later that and then
Speaker 5: got out quite late, Like how late I think probably
Speaker 5: would have wrapped it, like eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: You can't go to all full of pig it is today?
Speaker 2: Did you bring any piggy.
Speaker 3: Last night in the weddings?
Speaker 2: Today the recovery is on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to the meat sweats today.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
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