WEBVTT - Best Of: A Scottish-Chinese Wedding

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<v Speaker 1>I've dragged him Bardi for he is our executive producers,

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<v Speaker 1>our fearless leader leadership.

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<v Speaker 2>He really does got.

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<v Speaker 3>A silly little grin on his face. What if you did?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a bit tired. He had a big night last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Every weekend, this guy has a wedding. You got one

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have another one this weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye.

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<v Speaker 3>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I am thirty three?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's right in the wedding. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How long you been married?

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<v Speaker 2>Two years? Just gone two years?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think it'll last?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think no?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you asking him?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Your wife is so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>She's great. You can see that.

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<v Speaker 3>You do you think she would be your average?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>You did the Donald Bradman and your friends. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 2>conceded it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's like really beautiful. Nice last night. Yeah and patient.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we have two friends getting married this weekend. Do

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<v Speaker 2>they have nicknames? They do?

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<v Speaker 5>So it's Puss and meals. So this is the great

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<v Speaker 5>Puss and Amelia. So pusses the guy pushes the guy

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<v Speaker 5>what we call him Puss?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what made you think it was? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>So they're getting married, but they're from very different backgrounds.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, so Amelia is Chinese, so she's got Chinese heritage, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>and Puss has Scottish heritage.

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<v Speaker 3>Scottish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So before the actual wedding, which they're doing quite conventionally,

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<v Speaker 5>we had a last night, we had a Chinese tea party,

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<v Speaker 5>but last supper, yes, like a ceremonial Chinese tea part

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<v Speaker 5>like tea. He was in a kilt and had a

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<v Speaker 5>sword on, and all these people in his family had

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<v Speaker 5>swords on and kilts on, and whilst doing whilst doing

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<v Speaker 5>all the Chinese stuff, which is then no, but there

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<v Speaker 5>was a gigantic pig on the table. So the gigantic

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<v Speaker 5>suckling pig that took up the entirety of the table.

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<v Speaker 3>So which heritage is that from Chinese? The Chinese?

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<v Speaker 5>But so they got the sword, and part of the

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<v Speaker 5>Chinese ceremonial stuff is they've got to cut the head

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<v Speaker 5>off the pig and the tail off the pig with

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<v Speaker 5>their Scottish the sword to cut off the head of

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<v Speaker 5>the pig and the tail of the pig.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I ask a question what happens if you didn't

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<v Speaker 4>marry someone who is Scottish, what would they do?

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<v Speaker 2>Traditional nice?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a real SWORDI carriage national sort sharp?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it slice straight through the head like it takes

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit because it passed down the Scottish generations

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<v Speaker 1>like yes?

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<v Speaker 3>And how many people were at this?

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<v Speaker 2>Like over one hundred, I would say, at a house

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<v Speaker 2>in Brighton. And then which is very Chinese? And then

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<v Speaker 2>what was weird? It is because the Chinese part of

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<v Speaker 2>it is you drink tea?

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<v Speaker 3>How beautiful? Because the Chinese tea party sounds good?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, But because the Scottish thing they said, so you

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<v Speaker 5>get these little shots of tea that you have to

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<v Speaker 5>take with two hands. But they said you could have

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<v Speaker 5>one of Scotch whiskey for the Scottish that was a

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<v Speaker 5>real highbrids.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you could have a Chinese tea bag. What did

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<v Speaker 2>you have the Scotch of course? And it was what

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<v Speaker 2>did you wear? Just a shirt?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah you didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you friends with who are you friends with? Whose

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<v Speaker 4>bridal part of you in the bride of the groom?

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<v Speaker 2>Both?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the sword on the screen there is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a lot shorter than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you just take us back to the slicing of

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<v Speaker 3>the head.

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<v Speaker 2>How big is it? Is it? Like an adult pi?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it been cooked on spit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it just sits on the table like it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>And you have to cut its head off.

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<v Speaker 2>And you take the tail off, and then they with

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<v Speaker 2>a sword, who hips the tail. I don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>the tail went. I didn't see the table takes the hairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where the head went at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the night either. But hang on features, they're like

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<v Speaker 2>kicked out of the sides.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to my work.

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<v Speaker 4>But then, well, you guys all talked about this morning

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<v Speaker 4>and I missed it. You did this on air my reaction,

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<v Speaker 4>So I've got many questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you eat the pig? Oh? Absolutely? How how did

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<v Speaker 2>you eat it? I had it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Did they slice it off with the sword? Yes, just

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<v Speaker 2>like they just chunks off.

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<v Speaker 3>Now in a house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best Lauren, wait for it? Can you run

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren through the advice ceremony?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot about so after.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I love, I love like how different cultures

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<v Speaker 3>have these.

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing wait for this. So before you this is this

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<v Speaker 2>is quite the combo. Before you can eat the pig,

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<v Speaker 2>the people are getting.

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<v Speaker 5>The kneel down on these very small little Chinese pillows,

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<v Speaker 5>and then everyone that's married that's at the ceremony has

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<v Speaker 5>to go by, and you sit down in these chairs,

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<v Speaker 5>have a sip of your tea or your scotch, and

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<v Speaker 5>in part marriage wisdom to the incumb to the new.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Huge line come and learned what that meant.

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<v Speaker 5>Yesterday we would couple forty.

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<v Speaker 2>One, so shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you get like minutes people.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and so we were a couple forty one and

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<v Speaker 5>so like you get like an order, so you're at.

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<v Speaker 3>Two hours by the time it was your turn, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And so run like kind of mingles around them.

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<v Speaker 5>That's just on the table that you can see just

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<v Speaker 5>to the yet No, no, that's that's still intact.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say your three minutes?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I just said to him particularly, I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, make sure that you still go to the footy,

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<v Speaker 5>still have your hobbies and your friends.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was to her.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, just just be aware that, you know, forgive him

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<v Speaker 5>when he MUCKs up, to be kind to him.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, into, like, just hold on, just.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, just hold on.

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<v Speaker 5>Congratulations your advice of course, Yeah, she's great, she's great.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're saying to him just hold on, what about

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<v Speaker 3>just don't mark it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You should have said. Your advice should have been,

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<v Speaker 2>let's eat the pigs.

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<v Speaker 3>It was to rewind this up. It was to work.

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<v Speaker 2>What time did you think it's room temperature? Because it's

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<v Speaker 2>been there for How was it hoisting as well? You

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<v Speaker 2>had to get out?

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<v Speaker 3>Did it start and finish?

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<v Speaker 5>Started at five point thirty and then got a oh,

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<v Speaker 5>actually know I started a bit later that and then

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<v Speaker 5>got out quite late, Like how late I think probably

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<v Speaker 5>would have wrapped it, like eleven thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't go to all full of pig it is today?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you bring any piggy.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night in the weddings?

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<v Speaker 2>Today the recovery is on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's going to the meat sweats today.

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<v Speaker 4>Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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<v Speaker 4>the socials.