1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: I've dragged him Bardi for he is our executive producers, 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: our fearless leader leadership. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 2: He really does got. 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,520 Speaker 3: A silly little grin on his face. What if you did? 5 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: He's a bit tired. He had a big night last night. 6 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 2: Mate. 7 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: Every weekend, this guy has a wedding. You got one 8 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: this weekend. 9 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 2: We do have another one this weekend. 10 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 4: Ye. 11 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 3: How old are you? 12 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 2: I am thirty three? 13 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right in the wedding. Yeah. 14 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:22,160 Speaker 1: How long you been married? 15 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 2: Two years? Just gone two years? 16 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 3: Do you think it'll last? 17 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 2: Because I think no? 18 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: Were you asking him? 19 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 3: Yeah? Your wife is so beautiful. 20 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,879 Speaker 2: She's great. You can see that. 21 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,919 Speaker 3: You do you think she would be your average? 22 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: Uh? 23 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,279 Speaker 2: You did the Donald Bradman and your friends. Yeah, I've 24 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:40,959 Speaker 2: conceded it out. 25 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like really beautiful. Nice last night. Yeah and patient. 26 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 2: Well, we have two friends getting married this weekend. Do 27 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 2: they have nicknames? They do? 28 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,480 Speaker 5: So it's Puss and meals. So this is the great 29 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 5: Puss and Amelia. So pusses the guy pushes the guy 30 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 5: what we call him Puss? 31 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,160 Speaker 1: Okay, what made you think it was? Anyway? 32 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 2: So they're getting married, but they're from very different backgrounds. 33 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 5: Yes, so Amelia is Chinese, so she's got Chinese heritage, yes, 34 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,679 Speaker 5: and Puss has Scottish heritage. 35 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 3: Scottish. 36 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:10,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. 37 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 5: So before the actual wedding, which they're doing quite conventionally, 38 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 5: we had a last night, we had a Chinese tea party, 39 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 5: but last supper, yes, like a ceremonial Chinese tea part 40 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 5: like tea. He was in a kilt and had a 41 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 5: sword on, and all these people in his family had 42 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 5: swords on and kilts on, and whilst doing whilst doing 43 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 5: all the Chinese stuff, which is then no, but there 44 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 5: was a gigantic pig on the table. So the gigantic 45 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 5: suckling pig that took up the entirety of the table. 46 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 3: So which heritage is that from Chinese? The Chinese? 47 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 5: But so they got the sword, and part of the 48 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 5: Chinese ceremonial stuff is they've got to cut the head 49 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 5: off the pig and the tail off the pig with 50 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 5: their Scottish the sword to cut off the head of 51 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 5: the pig and the tail of the pig. 52 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 4: Can I ask a question what happens if you didn't 53 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 4: marry someone who is Scottish, what would they do? 54 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 2: Traditional nice? 55 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 3: It's a real SWORDI carriage national sort sharp? 56 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: Does it slice straight through the head like it takes 57 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:14,519 Speaker 1: a little bit because it passed down the Scottish generations 58 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 1: like yes? 59 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 3: And how many people were at this? 60 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,119 Speaker 2: Like over one hundred, I would say, at a house 61 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:23,679 Speaker 2: in Brighton. And then which is very Chinese? And then 62 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 2: what was weird? It is because the Chinese part of 63 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 2: it is you drink tea? 64 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 3: How beautiful? Because the Chinese tea party sounds good? 65 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 5: Yes, But because the Scottish thing they said, so you 66 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 5: get these little shots of tea that you have to 67 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 5: take with two hands. But they said you could have 68 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 5: one of Scotch whiskey for the Scottish that was a 69 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 5: real highbrids. 70 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 2: Or you could have a Chinese tea bag. What did 71 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 2: you have the Scotch of course? And it was what 72 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 2: did you wear? Just a shirt? 73 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 3: Oh yeah you didn't. 74 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 4: Are you friends with who are you friends with? Whose 75 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 4: bridal part of you in the bride of the groom? 76 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 2: Both? 77 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: Is that the sword on the screen there is that? 78 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,080 Speaker 2: No, it's a lot shorter than that. 79 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 3: Can you just take us back to the slicing of 80 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 3: the head. 81 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 2: How big is it? Is it? Like an adult pi? 82 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 3: Is it been cooked on spit. 83 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, it just sits on the table like it's like. 84 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 3: And you have to cut its head off. 85 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 2: And you take the tail off, and then they with 86 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 2: a sword, who hips the tail. I don't know where 87 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 2: the tail went. I didn't see the table takes the hairs. 88 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 2: I don't know where the head went at the end 89 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 2: of the night either. But hang on features, they're like 90 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 2: kicked out of the sides. 91 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: Welcome to my work. 92 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 4: But then, well, you guys all talked about this morning 93 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 4: and I missed it. You did this on air my reaction, 94 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 4: So I've got many questions. 95 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 2: Did you eat the pig? Oh? Absolutely? How how did 96 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 2: you eat it? I had it? 97 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 3: Oh? 98 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 2: Did they slice it off with the sword? Yes, just 99 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 2: like they just chunks off. 100 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 3: Now in a house. 101 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: It's the best Lauren, wait for it? Can you run 102 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 1: Lauren through the advice ceremony? 103 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 5: Oh? 104 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 2: I forgot about so after. 105 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 3: I mean, I love, I love like how different cultures 106 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 3: have these. 107 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 2: Amazing wait for this. So before you this is this 108 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: is quite the combo. Before you can eat the pig, 109 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 2: the people are getting. 110 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 5: The kneel down on these very small little Chinese pillows, 111 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,640 Speaker 5: and then everyone that's married that's at the ceremony has 112 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,359 Speaker 5: to go by, and you sit down in these chairs, 113 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 5: have a sip of your tea or your scotch, and 114 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 5: in part marriage wisdom to the incumb to the new. 115 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 2: So there's a. 116 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 3: Huge line come and learned what that meant. 117 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 5: Yesterday we would couple forty. 118 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:40,239 Speaker 2: One, so shut up. 119 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, and you get like minutes people. 120 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, and so we were a couple forty one and 121 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 5: so like you get like an order, so you're at. 122 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 3: Two hours by the time it was your turn, yes. 123 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 2: And so run like kind of mingles around them. 124 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 5: That's just on the table that you can see just 125 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 5: to the yet No, no, that's that's still intact. 126 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,359 Speaker 3: What did you say your three minutes? 127 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 5: Well, I just said to him particularly, I was like, 128 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 5: you know, make sure that you still go to the footy, 129 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,799 Speaker 5: still have your hobbies and your friends. 130 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 2: And then I was to her. 131 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 5: Like, just just be aware that, you know, forgive him 132 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,800 Speaker 5: when he MUCKs up, to be kind to him. 133 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 2: And I was like, into, like, just hold on, just. 134 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 3: Hold on, just hold on. 135 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 5: Congratulations your advice of course, Yeah, she's great, she's great. 136 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 3: But you're saying to him just hold on, what about 137 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 3: just don't mark it up? 138 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 2: Yeah? You should have said. Your advice should have been, 139 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:33,799 Speaker 2: let's eat the pigs. 140 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 3: It was to rewind this up. It was to work. 141 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 2: What time did you think it's room temperature? Because it's 142 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 2: been there for How was it hoisting as well? You 143 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 2: had to get out? 144 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 3: Did it start and finish? 145 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 5: Started at five point thirty and then got a oh, 146 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,040 Speaker 5: actually know I started a bit later that and then 147 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 5: got out quite late, Like how late I think probably 148 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 5: would have wrapped it, like eleven thirty. 149 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 2: You can't go to all full of pig it is today? 150 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,240 Speaker 2: Did you bring any piggy. 151 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 3: Last night in the weddings? 152 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 2: Today the recovery is on Saturday. 153 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 1: Everyone's going to the meat sweats today. 154 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on 155 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 4: the socials.